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00:00The 5th Entertainment Award!
00:08These are the people who brought us this award.
00:11Nice to meet you.
00:18After about 5 months of self-restraint, Fujimon has returned to variety.
00:24It was a bit short.
00:29However...
00:30I can't think of any words.
00:33In order to regain his strength, he needs to take care of his body first.
00:39I need to be active.
00:40I see.
00:41I need to train my body.
00:42For my brain.
00:43How should I put it?
00:44How should I put it?
00:46How should I put it?
00:47How should I put it?
00:48I can't think of anything.
00:49I can't think of anything.
00:51He can't think of anything.
00:53The result is a setback.
00:55Why is that?
00:56You too!
00:57This is your fault!
00:59I know it very well!
01:00You know it!
01:01I'm sorry.
01:02Thank you!
01:03Tonight is the second half.
01:06Will it be a revenge?
01:07Fujimon is determined to win.
01:11Here it is.
01:147,700 yen.
01:15Who is this?
01:17This is...
01:18Ah!
01:19Ah, Fujimon.
01:21It's me.
01:22You should eat more vegetables.
01:24I'm eating.
01:26Eat this.
01:28I'm 53 years old.
01:30I'm single.
01:31It's Fujimon.
01:32I have a new girlfriend.
01:36You already have a girlfriend?
01:38No, I bought a bath towel for my new girlfriend.
01:42I also bought a hair tie for her.
01:46What is that?
01:47What is that?
01:48Is that a fake one?
01:49It's a fake one.
01:50If she comes to my house, I will come to her house.
01:53I won't buy a cute room wear.
01:56I will buy a man's T-shirt and short-sleeved T-shirt.
02:00When she comes to my house, I will tell her to wear this T-shirt.
02:06I don't usually wear this T-shirt.
02:08I see.
02:09When she wears a T-shirt that is not fashionable,
02:15I will be excited.
02:18Look at his face.
02:20Why do you make such a face?
02:23I don't buy a T-shirt for my girlfriend.
02:27Half a year ago, I got a fortune-telling.
02:32There is a comedian in Yoshimoto.
02:34He is good at fortune-telling.
02:36His name is Yuta.
02:38His grandmother is in Okinawa.
02:41His father is in Okinawa.
02:43So he is good at fortune-telling.
02:45He told me to do a fortune-telling.
02:48He told me that I could have a girlfriend in September.
02:52So I thought I could have a girlfriend.
02:56But it's already October.
02:58It's mid-September.
02:59I thought I could have a girlfriend in September.
03:01But I didn't have a girlfriend.
03:04I didn't have a girlfriend.
03:05How do you deal with this situation?
03:09When I go to a man's house,
03:11I should wear a T-shirt that is not fashionable.
03:16There is no point in wearing a T-shirt that is not fashionable.
03:19Fujimon, your T-shirt is cute.
03:21You should wear the T-shirt you wore yesterday.
03:27How do you deal with this situation?
03:29You should wear a bath towel.
03:30You should wear a bath towel after you have a girlfriend.
03:32It's too late.
03:34If I wear a bath towel first,
03:36I will do my best.
03:38I've been divorced many times.
03:41It doesn't matter.
03:42You've been divorced once, right?
03:44I've been divorced many times.
03:47I understand that you are in pain.
03:50I understand that you are in pain.
03:55I had a girlfriend before that.
03:59I was depressed because I was dumped.
04:02You can't have a girlfriend after you have a wife.
04:05It's a word for a person who has a wife.
04:07It's a word for a person who has a wife.
04:10I call it a person who has a wife.
04:12I had a girlfriend after 5 years.
04:14I was dumped on Friday and she was afraid of me.
04:16I was dumped on Friday and she was afraid of me.
04:19I read an article on the Internet.
04:21The article said,
04:22I should run away from my girlfriend.
04:25I should run away from Fujimoto.
04:28I'm scared.
04:29I'm not the kind of person who says good things.
04:32When I had a hard time, I was told that there was a good thing in September.
04:35I was a little excited.
04:37That's right.
04:38That's right.
04:39You were there, too.
04:42What?
04:43What?
04:44You know I'm excited, right?
04:49You know I'm excited, right?
04:52I wanted to see your smile in April.
04:58I was happy.
04:59I was happy.
05:01Please tell me your decision.
05:03I'm sorry I made you feel bad at that time.
05:06It's been a long time.
05:07It's been a long time.
05:09Why did you make me feel bad?
05:11I was going to put a TV station on the bus stool, but I felt bad.
05:16If you live alone for a long time, you'll get more and more like that.
05:20If you live alone for a long time, you'll get more and more like that.
05:21If a girl does that, she'll feel that she's living alone.
05:25That's a relief.
05:26Is it?
05:27Is it?
05:28What is this?
05:29Oh, is that so?
05:32Here it is.
05:34What is this?
05:35Japanese beard.
05:36Yes.
05:37This is me.
05:38A laughing monster.
05:39This is a small tool I used to make Sanma-san laugh.
05:45That much?
05:46A small tool I used to make Sanma-san laugh.
05:50Minamikawa borrowed this place to say something to Akashiya Sanma-san.
05:55I've been on Sanma-san's show called Factory Committee for about 2-3 years.
06:01I thought I needed a short story.
06:03I see.
06:04Something that would make Sanma-san laugh.
06:06So I thought of something.
06:07I did an impersonation.
06:08When I got the call,
06:10I was told,
06:11You're Minamikawa, aren't you?
06:13I was told that.
06:15So I said, I'm not Minamikawa.
06:17And I did the impersonation.
06:18I kept doing it.
06:20How many times did you do it?
06:21How many times did I do it?
06:22That's amazing.
06:24I did it every time.
06:26For example,
06:28I was told, you're not Minamikawa, aren't you?
06:30I was told, you're not Minamikawa, aren't you?
06:32Who?
06:33Who?
06:34Who?
06:35I was told, you're the last Tsutsugo in America.
06:37Tsutsugo?
06:39Before you came back?
06:40Before I came back.
06:41You lost a little confidence, didn't you?
06:42That's right.
06:43Really?
06:44I lost a little confidence.
06:46For example,
06:47You're not Minamikawa, aren't you?
06:49You're not Minamikawa, aren't you?
06:51For example,
06:52You're a sweet man who has sex with a host from the ground.
06:56Did you take her away from her?
06:57I took her away.
06:59Just like running away from the house.
07:01You're going to a nice place.
07:02I'm going to a nice place.
07:03You're going to a nice place.
07:04Uh-huh.
07:05You're going to a nice place.
07:06You're going to a nice place.
07:08I'm very happy.
07:09I'm very happy.
07:10I'm very happy.
07:11But there was a recording.
07:13But there was a recording.
07:14I've been rejected 14 times.
07:1614 times?
07:1714 times?
07:181 day?
07:20What? I love Sanma-san so much.
07:22I know, right?
07:23He's so funny.
07:23So, we did 14 episodes, and we ended up with only 2 or 3 of them.
07:27Yeah, that's true.
07:28We thought we could do 10 episodes in front of Sanma-san, because he didn't cheer for us.
07:33Right.
07:33The next day, we had a really big TV.
07:36So, we took it to Sanma-san for the recording.
07:39But it was the next day.
07:40So, we had new content, but of course, we brought the same content.
07:43And we watched the show.
07:44But if we had the same content, he would say,
07:46I watched it yesterday.
07:48What?
07:49Even though it was a different show?
07:50Even though it was a different show, he said,
07:51Isn't that an anime?
07:53What?
07:53It's been an anime since yesterday?
07:56That's what happened.
07:58If it's Sanma-san.
07:59And recently, we made a countermeasure.
08:02This is it.
08:03Countermeasure?
08:04What is it?
08:05This is...
08:06What is it?
08:07Furuta Arata-san's hat.
08:10Did you make it?
08:11Yes, I made it.
08:12Did you make it yourself?
08:12I made it myself.
08:13Wow.
08:14And this is the production cost.
08:16Oh, it's the most expensive.
08:16Oh, natto.
08:17I see.
08:18There's a lot of natto at Rokkaku.
08:19Not all of it.
08:20Just this one hat.
08:21Just this one hat.
08:23It costs this much.
08:24Didn't you take it out before Sanma-san?
08:25I took it out.
08:27But it was too handmade.
08:30It was too heavy.
08:31The moment I put it on, it fell off.
08:34I should have just put it on.
08:35And I was like, what the hell is that?
08:37And I slipped a lot.
08:38I see.
08:38You wanted to make a countermeasure.
08:40I did it just because I wanted Sanma-san to like it.
08:43You didn't ask Fuji TV for it?
08:45I didn't.
08:45I did it on my own.
08:47Of course, I can't ask for the production cost.
08:50But if Daigo-san, the same Yoshimoto Daigo-san, approves of it,
08:55somehow, it will flow, flow, flow.
08:57Sanma-san's feeling of Yoshimoto.
09:00If he's doing his best, he might say,
09:03let's put it out.
09:04I see.
09:05If Sanma-san is asking for it,
09:06you have to do it yourself.
09:08If Minamikawa-san wants to prepare it himself,
09:10you can't do it.
09:11Yes.
09:12It's true what Sanma-san is saying.
09:13As an entertainer.
09:14It's the relationship between Sanma-san and Minamikawa-san.
09:16That's right.
09:17It has nothing to do with me.
09:18That's true, but
09:19I used to be told by you that I can't talk to myself in the factory committee.
09:22Stop it!
09:24You can't talk to yourself?
09:25I can't talk to myself.
09:27There was a sign that said,
09:28Sanma-san is not talking, so please make fun of Iguchi-san.
09:30That sign really made me angry.
09:33Because I'm not talking.
09:34You're not talking at all.
09:35I don't know how to talk to myself.
09:38Hey!
09:40Hey!
09:41I don't know what that means.
09:43I'm more self-indulgent.
09:44Even though I'm in the middle of being teased,
09:46I'm doing it properly.
09:47I'm preparing it.
09:48You have to study.
09:49Takano should do this.
09:51That's right.
09:52Isn't that Takano?
09:54Isn't that Takano?
09:55It's not Takano.
09:56Who is it?
09:58Takano.
09:59Who is it?
10:01It's Nuralihyon.
10:02Nuralihyon?
10:03Nuralihyon.
10:06You don't have anything,
10:07what are you doing?
10:08What did you say?
10:09Well, it's about time.
10:11Well, it's about time.
10:14Don't go to Takano.
10:15Don't go to Takano.
10:16Don't go to Takano.
10:17Don't go to Takano.
10:19I'll put it back.
10:22It's Takano's fault.
10:23It's Takano's fault.
10:24It can't be helped.
10:25Hey, you.
10:26I'll do it myself.
10:27You mean you don't want to do it yourself?
10:29It's just your story.
10:31That's right.
10:32It's a waste to use it once,
10:33so let's do it here.
10:35That's right.
10:36Can I ask one last question?
10:37One last question.
10:38Who is it?
10:39Who is it?
10:40It's Yuuki Rock.
10:43How do you know that?
10:45I know it, but...
10:46I know it, but...
10:47That's the last one.
10:48Please take it off.
10:50It's the most expensive one.
10:52Daigo, please choose the next receipt.
10:55The last one.
10:56430 yen.
10:57Who is it?
10:58This is my receipt.
11:00This is the receipt for the energy drink I drank when I was bullied by Shinsetsushin.
11:06Takano is taking a break from the game.
11:09What happened to Shinsetsushin?
11:14I'm proud to be Japanese.
11:19That's where it comes from.
11:22That's where it comes from.
11:24It's hard to say that I don't know.
11:26Everyone likes Japan, right?
11:28I like it.
11:29I'm a little shy.
11:31You're proud to be Japanese.
11:33I am.
11:34For example, there are foreigners who don't know where to buy tickets at the station.
11:41If there is such a person, I will definitely talk to him.
11:43By yourself?
11:44Yes.
11:45I will talk to him and buy him a ticket.
11:47The reason is...
11:48When I go back to my country, I'll tell him that Japan is great.
11:52I'll talk to him and be kind to him.
11:56I'll do it because I want to be thought that Japanese people are great.
11:59The other day, I went to TMC.
12:03TMC Soshigaya Okura.
12:04When I got on the train, a couple of foreigners were doing this.
12:09I bought him a ticket and gave it to him.
12:12He said, thank you.
12:14I thought I did a good thing today.
12:17I changed my seat and arrived at Soshigaya Okura Station.
12:21My grandmother was wearing a backpack.
12:25She was doing this to the pillar.
12:28Her backpack was on the pillar.
12:31It was difficult for her to stand up.
12:33That's right.
12:35Talk to her.
12:36Why?
12:38It was interesting.
12:40Her backpack was on the pillar.
12:45It was a hot day.
12:47She was sweating a lot.
12:49I asked her if she was okay.
12:51She said, are you okay?
12:53She said, I'm just resting, so go away.
12:56I felt sorry for her.
12:59I asked her again, are you okay?
13:02She said, I'm really okay.
13:04She said, go away.
13:06After that, I had to go to work.
13:09I was so tired.
13:11I drank two energy drinks.
13:14I managed to go to work.
13:17Can you give me that energy drink?
13:19Okay, let's go.
13:20Okay, let's go.
13:23This is the last energy drink.
13:25Why?
13:26That's right.
13:28It's cheap.
13:30I drank this energy drink.
13:34Did you do a good job at work?
13:36I did a good job.
13:37Really?
13:38Did you get paid?
13:39Yes.
13:40I've never heard of you getting paid.
13:42I got paid.
13:43She said, are you okay?
13:44Are you okay?
13:45She said, are you okay?
13:47Talk to her.
13:49Why do I have to talk here?
13:51Why do I have to talk here?
13:53It's in the way.
13:55Why do I have to talk here?
13:56I'm a Japanese.
13:58What's going on?
14:00I'm being nice.
14:02Sit down and talk.
14:03I'm being nice.
14:05I'm a Japanese.
14:06I'm being nice.
14:07Why do I have to sit here?
14:09Because you said that.
14:11Who said that?
14:12Takano.
14:13No, I didn't.
14:15Next, Daigo.
14:17I thought I could do something.
14:19I thought I could do something.
14:22Next, Daigo.
14:24Please choose a receipt.
14:269,900 yen.
14:28Who is it?
14:29It's me.
14:30Tsuchiya.
14:31This is a receipt from a company that protects me from the pain in my butt.
14:38Occupational disease.
14:39After this, he was diagnosed with a very rare occupational disease.
14:45What?
14:46It's called hypothermia.
14:50I don't want to do a pin joke in front of the R1 Grand Prix.
14:57Tsuchiya is diagnosed with a very rare occupational disease.
15:02This is a receipt from a company that protects me from the pain in my butt.
15:09Occupational disease.
15:11I do a radio show from Monday to Saturday.
15:16I do it five days a week.
15:19I do it for 15 and a half hours a week.
15:2215 and a half hours a week?
15:2315 and a half hours a week.
15:24I confirmed it with my fan, Mukai.
15:26He is the longest entertainer in terms of time.
15:30I've been sitting down all the time.
15:32I recently started going to a painting school.
15:38I started painting as a hobby.
15:41You are very good at painting.
15:43I learned oil painting.
15:45I want to be a good painter.
15:48Are you a good painter?
15:50Is this a picture?
15:52This is the picture I drew first.
15:54That's amazing.
15:56This is a picture I personally drew.
15:59You are very good at painting.
16:01This is a picture I drew for about 100 hours.
16:04100 hours?
16:05I think you should quit the radio show.
16:08I do both radio and manzai.
16:11I'm addicted to it.
16:13It looks like a work of art.
16:15It's like art.
16:17It's good to draw a lot of entertainers.
16:22Other painters don't do it.
16:25I sit down and draw.
16:26I sit down all the time.
16:30My butt skin peeled off the other day.
16:34If you look closely, the part that peels off is the anus.
16:41That's why it's the first time in human history.
16:43It's the first time in human history.
16:45It's the first time in human history.
16:48It's the first time in human history.
16:50Is the anus peeled off?
16:52The anus has a skin.
16:54I don't understand just words.
16:56Please change the word for me.
17:00I put this on each radio station, house, and school.
17:09If I don't have this, I can't sit down.
17:14This is to protect it.
17:21Please make a decision.
17:26I agree.
17:28Why?
17:30I want you to draw a lot of entertainers who lived in the same era.
17:37I see.
17:38It's going to be amazing someday.
17:40That's right.
17:41I want you to draw a lot of entertainers.
17:44I want you to draw a lot of Mukeji.
17:46There is only one Mukeji.
17:48I want you to draw a portrait and Mukeji.
17:49I want you to draw both.
17:51This is 226 yen.
17:54Jelly.
17:55Who is it?
17:56Let's go.
17:57It's me.
17:58BKB.
17:59This is a jelly that I made for lunch when I was frustrated during a live broadcast of a show race.
18:14I'm still frustrated.
18:16BKB is an entertainer.
18:18He talks about the back story of the show race where FURAINO was injured.
18:23I don't think many people know this.
18:27Most of the comedy show races in Japan are hosted by me.
18:35That's right.
18:36That's amazing.
18:37M1 is 10 years.
18:39KING OF GOMOTO is 9 years.
18:40THE W is about 3 years.
18:42That's amazing.
18:43That's almost 10 years.
18:44But I don't host any shows on TV.
18:47I don't know if you're watching.
18:49For example, when the top batter hit the ball, I thought I was number 0.
18:55I see.
18:56I'm proud of it.
18:57That's right.
18:58That's how I changed from the old M1.
19:00The reason why the comedy show race is so popular is thanks to BKB.
19:06I get a lot of motivation when I go to the show.
19:10I'm glad I did my best that day.
19:12I'm going to do my best from now on.
19:14But I don't host a show called R1.
19:17I don't host a show called PIN.
19:19I see.
19:20For example, it's not good to have the same story.
19:22I went to the final 10 years ago.
19:25I see.
19:26This year, R1 was popular with more than 5,000 people.
19:31I made it to the semi-final.
19:34I went to the semi-final with about 30 people.
19:36I lost.
19:38It's amazing to go that far.
19:40I've been doing comedy shows for 20 years.
19:43I thought I'd watch the final on TV.
19:48On the day of the final, my manager called me in the afternoon.
19:53He asked me if I had a day off.
19:55I said yes.
19:56He asked me if I could go to the R1 show.
19:58What?
19:59All of a sudden?
20:00After that, he went to the sad backstage of the R1 show.
20:05But...
20:07You have the courage to stand on the stage of the final yourself.
20:12I've never heard such a special talk in the second half of the show.
20:20I was waiting for him, and he said,
20:22Close the door.
20:23I'm trying to make it look normal.
20:26I'm in the middle of the show today.
20:29I want to see this episode again on TVer.
20:33Don't forget to subscribe to TVer.
20:38He lost the semi-final in the R1 Grand Prix.
20:42Then, he got a call on the day of the final.
20:46I thought I'd watch the final on TV.
20:51On the day of the final, my manager called me in the afternoon.
20:57He asked me if I had a day off.
20:59I said yes.
21:00He asked me if I could go to the R1 show.
21:02What?
21:03All of a sudden?
21:04It's strange.
21:05I was so close to winning the semi-final.
21:09I was so close to losing the semi-final.
21:13But he asked me to go to the R1 show.
21:16The reason was that I was supposed to go to the R1 show.
21:20You couldn't go to the R1 show.
21:22If you were in trouble, you could go to the R1 show.
21:25I was so frustrated at that time.
21:28I couldn't do anything.
21:30But he was proud to call me.
21:33I understood.
21:34It's a punishment if I can't go to the final on my own.
21:37He made you go to the final.
21:39Yes.
21:40If I can get this award,
21:42I don't have to go to the R1 show on my own.
21:46I can go to the final normally.
21:49I don't have to go to the final on my own.
21:52I have to be brave.
21:55I want him to get this award.
22:01I'm looking for a word to end this.
22:06Why are you guys...
22:07We had a special talk in the second half of the show.
22:13You guys don't talk like that.
22:15We heard it from a comedian.
22:18I was so angry.
22:20He said it because he trusted you guys.
22:25But I understand.
22:27I don't want you guys to make fun of me in front of the R1 show.
22:32I'm not here to criticize R1.
22:35Please don't do that.
22:37What are you talking about?
22:39I'll be in the R1 show next year.
22:41What are you talking about?
22:45What do you want to say?
22:47I don't know what you're talking about.
22:53I'm going to do this quest next year.
22:59BKB!
23:03Applause!
23:05I'll give it back.
23:10I was going to do this quest next year.
23:14But I said what everyone wanted me to say.
23:19What are you doing?
23:21I think it's better to say something different.
23:24BKB at a time like this.
23:26It doesn't matter.
23:28I learned a lot.