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00:00In Osaka in the 90s, Umeda Kagetsu and Shintai Baisuji 2-chome theater were in a situation of intense sparks.
00:08The legendary incident broke out.
00:11Ah, it came out.
00:14One day, while walking with Fujimoto, Koyabu, and Ponta...
00:17Fujimoto was there too.
00:18I was there too.
00:19That's right.
00:21This is, this is...
00:23Umeda Kagetsu, everyone.
00:26Chihara Jr., Kendo Kobayashi, and Savannah Takahashi's 2-chome team met by chance.
00:32And then...
00:34What are you doing here?
00:37Let's have a comedy street fight.
00:40What's a comedy street fight?
00:42It was a sudden comedy battle.
00:46It's funny.
00:48Let's do it.
00:50No, no, no, wait!
00:52What are you talking about, Jr.?
00:54I'm surprised.
00:56I feel sorry for you, Jr.
00:58No, but...
00:59I'm having fun.
01:00You're pathetic.
01:02You're pathetic.
01:04In the end, Fujimoto's heart was broken by Koyabu, and there was no contest.
01:09For Koyabu, who was full of motivation, it was a brilliant ending.
01:16Who remembers the most?
01:18I think I'm the most accurate.
01:20Everyone says it in the report, but it's all wrong.
01:23I'll ask you again from Koyabu's point of view.
01:26What happened at the 2-chome theater with Kagesu Umeda?
01:29Doi and I were walking from Amemura River with Fujimoto.
01:34Shinsaibashi-suji.
01:36It was near the end of the year, and it was still bright inside the arcade.
01:41We were walking, and Junya, Kendo Kobayashi, and Takahashi came from the other side.
01:46I thought I'd say,
01:50From a distance,
01:52Isn't this Kagesu Umeda?
01:55Isn't this Kagesu Umeda?
01:58Really?
01:59We've never talked to Junya.
02:03Let's have a funny street fight.
02:06I thought it was really funny.
02:08I thought this should be a good trend.
02:11Let's do it.
02:13I felt like that, and Fujimoto said,
02:15Junya, I'm scared.
02:18Let's have a street fight.
02:21I thought it was pathetic.
02:24That's right.
02:26In the middle of the south.
02:28It's not funny.
02:30There are no judges.
02:31If this is Umeda and 2-chome theater,
02:33Let's have a street fight.
02:36Let's say one by one.
02:38I think it's okay to just go home.
02:42Including Junya,
02:45Takahashi and Kendo Kobayashi,
02:48I stopped them.
02:50I stopped them.
02:52I thought it was going to end.
02:54Let's have a funny street fight.
02:56Let's do it.
02:58I laughed.
03:00When I touched him, he said,
03:01You're pathetic.
03:03You're carrying Kagesu Umeda.
03:05I was really angry.
03:09That's the fact from the point of view of Koyabu.
03:12What was Fujimoto's point of view?
03:13That's right.
03:16No, I stopped him.
03:18Koyabu, why do you have to do this?
03:21Let's do it.
03:23I was determined to stop him.
03:26By the way,
03:282-chome theater's Ken Kobayashi's memory.
03:32Fujimoto didn't say,
03:34Junya,
03:36I think you're leaning on your knees.
03:41What?
03:43Koyabu,
03:45Koyabu,
03:46Koyabu,
03:48Koyabu,
03:50Koyabu,
03:52Koyabu,
03:54Koyabu,
03:56Koyabu,
03:58Koyabu,
04:00Koyabu,
04:02Koyabu,
04:05Koyabu came to me and asked me.
04:07Let's do it.
04:09Hey let's do it.
04:11Even though Junya is angry,
04:13he has a very happy expression.
04:19You shouldn't be dramatic!
04:21Anger and happiness are mixed.
04:25No No,
04:26No No
04:28I was the one who stopped him.
04:31If Fujimoto was really not changing his choice,
04:33That's a no-brainer!
04:36If this is how it's going to be, I'm not going to do it!
04:40It's going to be Koyamu vs. Juniors!
04:42How is it going to be?
04:44Fujimon and Juniors are in the same class?
04:46Yes.
04:47No, Juniors are in the same class, but I was scared.
04:49You were scared?
04:50I felt like I was going to get caught.
04:52I just found out about Kentucky for the first time.
04:55That boy?
04:56Hey, I'm going to take a picture of you!
04:58I was going to take a picture of him, but I didn't know he was going to take a picture of me.
05:04I was going to be with him, but I was going to be with a foreigner.
05:10Who's a foreigner?
05:12I don't feel like I'm protecting Umeda or Ikashige.
05:15I'm not protecting anyone.
05:17I'm not protecting anyone.
05:20I'm not protecting anyone.
05:22I'm not protecting anyone.
05:26There's another pathetic story.
05:28Fujimon, me, and Tsuyoshi were eating together.
05:33We were walking on Hikkake Bridge.
05:35Fujimon was riding a bicycle.
05:38I was walking with Tsuyoshi.
05:40At that time, there were about seven hosts on the Hikkake Bridge.
05:44I said,
05:45Oh, it's the younger brother of the Nagawa family.
05:49Tsuyoshi is small, so he must have thought it was his brother.
05:51I said,
05:52Oh, it's the younger brother of the Nagawa family.
05:54Tsuyoshi said,
05:56Who are you?
05:58I said,
05:59Who are you?
06:00He said,
06:01I'm going to the host.
06:02I've never fought, but I'm going to the senior.
06:04I followed him.
06:06I said,
06:07Huh?
06:08I said,
06:09There's an adult host.
06:11I said,
06:12I'm sorry.
06:13He apologized to me.
06:15I said,
06:16Who are you?
06:18He said,
06:19Who are you?
06:20I said,
06:21I'm sorry.
06:22He said,
06:23Who are you?
06:24I said,
06:25I'm sorry.
06:26He said,
06:27I'm not an adult.
06:28Well, let's go.
06:29Oh, that's sweet.
06:30I was relieved.
06:31I didn't see Fujimon.
06:32I thought,
06:39So I'm going to start with your heart.
06:41I'm going to start with the bottom of my heart.
06:43And then I'm going to slowly come to you.
06:45Don't fight.
06:46That's not how you do it.
06:48I feel so sorry for you.
06:50He's got a big face.
06:52I feel so sorry for you.
06:54You do.
06:56You do.
06:58Really?
07:00Yes.
07:02Which story are you talking about?
07:04The one in Nakagawa?
07:06You don't remember?
07:08Was that all of it?
07:12From what I remember...
07:14It should be the two of them.
07:16Since the door was locked,
07:18he just tried to become light on the weight.
07:21Since he was the one against the two,
07:23he wondered what the comment here might actually mean.
07:27But it's all 100% true.
07:29And on top of that,
07:30isn't it just Kouri that's being bullied today?
07:34On Street Fighter V, was there a street fighter?
07:37Yes, there was.
07:38And how was Pon-chan's point of view?
07:40Like you said, Koyabu, Fujimoto-san was very scared.
07:45Wait a minute.
07:48And then Koyabu told me how pathetic he was.
07:50That's the same.
07:51And the next day, he said,
07:53You're so scary, Junior.
07:55He said that so many times.
07:56He said, I don't know how scary you are, Junior.
07:58He said that so many times.
08:00He's like a little boy.
08:01Junior was really scary.
08:05Pon-chan, before we take a break,
08:08I'd like to hear from the members of Umeda Kagezu,
08:10what kind of senior was Fujimoto?
08:14I heard he was quite a serious bully.
08:16Yes.
08:17He really took good care of me.
08:20He came to my house a lot.
08:21He came to your house a lot.
08:22Yes.
08:23Sometimes he stayed over.
08:25One time, when I went to stay over,
08:28I fell asleep a while ago.
08:30Then I heard the sound of the shower.
08:34I heard people coming out of the shower.
08:36I heard people coming out of the shower.
08:37I heard people coming out of the shower.
08:38He came in and I was about to pee.
08:51I was about to pee.
08:54He put together a gag.
08:59Wait a second.
09:01I'm taking this as a break.
09:03I'm so sorry.
09:33It's from Tetsuji, isn't it?
09:34That's right!
09:36Shampoo Tetsuji's charm is out of this world!
09:40The unknown Tetsuji's honest voice!
09:43It's totally different from what I expected.
09:54After experiencing Yoshimoto Shinkigeki's Zacho,
09:56Koebu, who is trusted by his juniors,
10:02was once in danger of retirement as an entertainer.
10:07That's not Mr. Fuji.
10:08What are you doing, Mr. Fuji?
10:09With the activities of President Fruits,
10:11it's time for the duo to leave.
10:13What are you doing?
10:14Are you a human?
10:15I'm Koebu.
10:16Are you Mimei?
10:20I'm going to be a writer.
10:23I want the duo to disband.
10:27I see.
10:28I understand.
10:30Suddenly, his partner told him that he wanted to be a writer.
10:34He was forced to disband the duo.
10:38I don't think I'll be left alone by my closest partner.
10:44It's been a few thousand years.
10:47Let's break up.
10:51Koebu bought the old man's magazine as soon as the disbandment was decided.
10:56I have a job.
10:57Before you do it.
10:58Before I do it.
10:59I've decided to get married.
11:00There's a job for a 27-year-old high school student?
11:09A game scenario writer?
11:12Sounds fun.
11:14He looked for a new job,
11:16and decided to quietly retire without telling anyone.
11:22However, two days later, Koebu heard the news from somewhere.
11:30Koebu, are you sure you want to disband?
11:33And you're trying to quit being a comedian.
11:37Why should I know?
11:38I told the company not to tell anyone.
11:45You guys are so funny.
11:48If it wasn't for this, I wouldn't have been saved.
11:50Why can't you guys sell?
11:53It's still a minus, though.
11:55Why are you crying?
11:57It's a win-win.
11:58It's a win-win.
11:59It's a win-win.
12:00It's a win-win.
12:01It's a win-win.
12:02Koebu was convinced with tears in his eyes.
12:06And...
12:08Koebu, let's hang out.
12:11I'm at home, so I'm fine.
12:13I took a bath.
12:15What are you talking about?
12:17Please come quickly.
12:18Koebu is coming, too.
12:22For some reason, Koebu was invited to the wild bomb scene.
12:26And he went home.
12:30Koebu, please quit.
12:33Why should I know?
12:37I heard from Koebu.
12:40That guy...
12:43Koebu will definitely sell.
12:46Koebu, you should never quit being an actor.
12:53They kept persuading each other.
13:05And from Aihara, who Koebu adored.
13:10You're one of the actors I think is amazing.
13:14You should quit.
13:18Thank you for saying that.
13:22And from Haramishi, who has been taking care of Koebu since his debut.
13:29If I were Koebu's partner, I would never quit.
13:34You have talent.
13:36You should be confident.
13:41Next.
13:43Me, too?
13:45Koebu continued to get attention from the actors around him.
13:48Every time, he was moved by the passionate words thrown at him.
13:53He decided to continue being an actor.
13:55Since then, he has continued to be an actor with gratitude in his heart.
14:05Koebu, in 2001, you wanted to quit being an actor.
14:08You wanted to play soccer.
14:10Yes.
14:11How long did you do that?
14:13About 7 years.
14:15I was surprised.
14:16Did you have that kind of feeling?
14:18The signal was to make a new story.
14:21I was thinking of a story.
14:23I always called and said,
14:25I got a call from my partner.
14:27I forgot about it, but I was making a great story.
14:32It was the best timing.
14:34He said, I'll quit.
14:36I was like, what?
14:38He said, really?
14:39I said, I'll be a soccer player.
14:40He said, really?
14:41I was like, what?
14:42I didn't say, why?
14:45I knew I wouldn't be able to buy it if I made up my mind.
14:49Until then, I thought about quitting twice.
14:53I said, I have two buttons, but I'm pushing one.
14:55I said that a few years ago.
14:58It was a combination like that.
15:01I said it twice.
15:02After that, I was full of motivation.
15:05I said, I'll quit.
15:06He said, really?
15:07I said, really?
15:08I went to Lawson in Kaerishina.
15:10I saw Travail and Duda.
15:13I lost my job.
15:15I've never worked in a company.
15:18I didn't know how many job opportunities there were.
15:21In the 27th year of high school.
15:23I went to the bookstore the next day.
15:25I went to the job interview.
15:28Did you go to Yoshimoto to tell him you were going to quit?
15:31My partner was Yutan.
15:34Until the end of July, I was told to do a radio show.
15:40I couldn't quit right away.
15:42I couldn't wait until July.
15:44I told Yoshimoto.
15:46I don't want to quit.
15:48I want to get off with everyone.
15:50I'm going to quit.
15:52I want everyone to know.
15:54I want to fade out as much as possible.
15:56You want to quit quietly?
15:58I told the entertainer not to say it.
16:00It's a little different.
16:03Only the employees know.
16:05When I was in the state.
16:07Kohori is a good friend of mine.
16:10I'm selling.
16:12Do you think it's like a rival?
16:14Even when Nichoken was selling.
16:16Takoshige and I were drinking.
16:18You guys are funny. Why don't you sell?
16:20I'm crying.
16:22You guys are funnier than us.
16:24Why don't you sell?
16:26I thought it was dull.
16:28It's different.
16:30It's different.
16:34I've been young for a long time.
16:36I want to say that I won't lose to you.
16:38I'm selling.
16:40I'm not selling.
16:42You guys are funny.
16:44Why don't you sell?
16:46Why don't you sell?
16:48It's persistent.
16:50Why don't you sell?
16:54You guys are funny.
16:56Why don't you sell?
16:58Why don't you sell?
17:00It's 30% of the sales.
17:02Why are you scolded by this?
17:04I'm sorry.
17:06I'm sorry.
17:08I don't have a smartphone at that time.
17:10I don't have a place to run away.
17:12I don't want to watch the news on my smartphone.
17:14I don't have a place to run away.
17:16I can watch it on my smartphone.
17:18I can watch it on my smartphone.
17:20I don't have time.
17:22I was a child.
17:24I was in Tokyo.
17:26I came back to the base.
17:28I asked the staff of the woman who was hitting the computer.
17:30I asked the staff of the woman who was hitting the computer.
17:32I asked the staff of the woman who was hitting the computer.
17:34I naturally worried.
17:36I don't know what she said.
17:38I don't know what she said.
17:40She said it to me.
17:42She said it to me.
17:44She said it to me.
17:46She said it to me.
17:48I was playing with Dohee.
17:50I was playing with Dohee.
17:53Dohee called me and said to me.
17:55Dohee called me and said to me.
17:57Dohee called me and said to me.
17:59When I heard it, I have no idea what she said to me.
18:01I heard it, and she made me a custom like that.
18:03I heard it, and she made me a custom like that.
18:05Do you know.
18:06I don't know.
18:07Do you know.
18:09I was surprised and I admired it.
18:11I was surprised and I admired it.
18:13I It's a huge burden.
18:15I've never seen a person with such an interesting face.
18:18It's a huge burden.
18:19Face?
18:20It's a huge burden.
18:21I was talking to him and he was talking about the faces that were on the screen.
18:27It was really me, Rossi, and Ponta.
18:30There were four comedians talking and the three of them were laughing their heads off.
18:35It was only Koyabu-san.
18:37The faces, right?
18:38Yes, the faces.
18:39The famous faces were really funny.
18:41I thought I was going to lose a really important person.
18:44I couldn't look at his face anymore.
18:46It was just his face!
18:48It was just his face!
18:50Were you surprised when you heard that Pon-chan was going to quit?
18:54No, I just thought it was strange.
18:56As expected of Pon-chan.
18:58I heard that President Furutsu was going to disband in a row.
19:03Pon-chan had already disbanded at that time?
19:05Yes, he had just disbanded.
19:07I heard that Koyabu-san was going to disband as well.
19:10It was hard for me to tell him to continue being a comedian.
19:16I see.
19:17He often said that he was going to be a truck driver.
19:22I thought he had come at the right time.
19:24I prepared the soft thing that you wrap around the steering wheel.
19:28For the farewell party?
19:29Yes, I thought it was about time.
19:33And the changing petals.
19:34That's a different story.
19:37That's a story about an office.
19:40A small flower.
19:42It doesn't matter what kind of flower it is.
19:44It doesn't matter what kind of flower it is.
19:46Then, Koyabu-san was going to have a meal.
19:50I couldn't go, so I asked him to go.
19:53You asked him to go?
19:54You didn't go?
19:55No, I didn't.
19:56That's a lie.
19:57What?
19:59It's not your fault.
20:01It's not your fault.
20:05It's not your fault.
20:06It's not your fault.
20:07I know that.
20:08But I want to hear that kind of story.
20:11It's a little different from the previous story.
20:15It's a little different.
20:17At this time, I told Rossi first.
20:20When you heard that you were going to quit, were you surprised?
20:22Of course, I was sad.
20:24What did you say, Para-chan?
20:26What did you say, Para-chan?
20:28Was it Takoshu?
20:29Yes.
20:30This is a story that I was praised.
20:33It's a shame to say it on Kansai TV.
20:38Why?
20:40I'll tell you as a compliment.
20:43Mr. Aihara said,
20:44Don't quit.
20:45It's hard to stop you from quitting,
20:48but there are four entertainers I think are funny.
20:52One is Kuroda.
20:53He's the worst human being, but he's funny.
20:56And Watanabe.
20:58Me too.
20:59Me too.
21:00Mr. Jyarizm.
21:01I think he's amazing and I like him.
21:02And Haranichan.
21:04And you.
21:05At that time, I was surprised.
21:07I didn't know he thought so much about me.
21:11Mr. Watanabe of Jyarizm is a great person.
21:14I didn't know Haranichan thought so much about me.
21:20When my partner told me,
21:22I thought I couldn't do it in this world.
21:24I didn't think so.
21:26I didn't know he thought so much about me.
21:33I wanted to stay a little longer.
21:36You wanted to stay a little longer.
21:38I was surprised when I heard that you were going to quit.
21:41But I want to show this to my children.
21:45What are you talking about?
21:47I don't know what you're talking about.
21:49I can't make a joke.
21:52I'm in charge of duplicating jokes.
21:55I'm in charge of duplicating jokes.
21:56I'm in charge of duplicating jokes.
21:58When I saw what kind of food the main character would make,
22:02When I saw what kind of food the main character would make,
22:07I thought it was a waste.
22:09I thought it was a waste.
22:12You said Haranichan.
22:14I went to a beer garden.
22:17I went to a beer garden.
22:18I went to a beer garden.
22:21I went to a beer garden.
22:22I went to a beer garden.
22:24Haranichan said she wouldn't work if she was my partner.
22:33I liked it at the time, too.
22:34That's what it feels like now.
22:39That's what I thought.
22:40I was a reality show gag at the time.
22:44I
23:14Could I not take it out? I'll put you need number not Kyle Densha to move all you can say
23:19I'll call so she's got it now. That's it. They call me. I was in America. I'm a chicken so don't give me all the Tokyo you
23:24They both in some of my dog. I don't cut it
23:27Yes, I'm a bonus. Move. Oh, I'm a co-owner. So no, it's no kidding. This is it's not there. Oh, no, it's got
23:32Oh
24:02That's not the game you got you'll make that do what I'm gonna do that on it. I wouldn't know
24:09What's written there? Yeah, yeah, oh
24:11Jinja knee, oh, no, it's time. Yeah
24:13Yeah, I'm a young man. Oh, yeah
24:24That's all my dad. No, no, no, no. Yeah, I know
24:28Sugoi
24:30Yeah, I'm a senpai. No, I'm okay. Got the monotony. He can't get the monotony
24:34So what do I got? I ate a shit. I don't want you to come with it. She don't yeah, I'm a jack
24:38So let's cut those into you. Hi. That's all not the key. What were you a deny?
24:42Kimashita a homebody. Oh, yeah
24:45We put that it
24:48Moves to go shikushiku shikushiku shikushiku Sanjuro
24:57What a cool man did I recall
25:19Hey, cool. So what don't it's got some talk to me. We did our harmonica got what it is
25:27I
25:57Know
26:27What
26:57I'm gonna do money. There's a lot to talk about
27:01Okay, whoever took a
27:04So, no, come on. I thought I'd tell her
27:06Who's even took a kiss?
27:09Hey, I'm choosing each other. I know a son no
27:13Mason, no shogun. That's what I'm sweet. I do go
27:16a son no
27:18Chushini
27:20I knew I was a high school. You know, I don't go over there
27:23What do you want a son? You're in a comment? Oh, you see a son? What you have you see my show?
27:29I know that's a little kid. Oh, but there's a piece of it again. I'm gonna
27:3499 more to do it again. I don't know
27:37Nantoka, that's
27:39Okay, cool. I don't know. Yeah, they're all so I can tell you that I saw
27:43So I'm gonna tell you what I mean. That's what I saw. It's not me. No, no, no, no, I'm nice. Yo, it's not good. Nice
27:48I
28:18I can't do this.
28:20Thank you! Thank you!
28:25Thank you!
28:26You're wrong!
28:27I'm telling you that this is the last time I'll do it!