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00:00The Bears are nothing more than the Falcons and the Dolphins.
00:03The talk of them being one of the greatest franchises is so laughable to me.
00:08Like, it's a showstopper.
00:09Like, I could talk about this all day, and I won't torture you anymore with it.
00:13But let me hear from that coach that everyone thinks is gonna save the Bears.
00:18Their season's already over.
00:19And remember, on this show, when the season started,
00:22we had to listen to this bullshack about this team winning the Super Bowl
00:26and the coach of the year and the offensive rookie of the year.
00:29We heard all that, and none of the above will happen.
00:31And I said none of the above would happen then.
00:34None of them are going to happen.
00:36So this is Thomas Brown, who will guide the ship
00:40through the final weeks of the season for them.
00:42And the main thing to him is, you need to stop all the divisiveness.
00:47Apparently, not everybody was on the same page in the Bear locker room.
00:51What a stunner that is, after listening to Hebrew Flutes for the last few weeks.
00:55Here's Brown.
00:56So I'll start the day with our first team meeting.
00:59Talk about our players as far as plan of attack moving forward.
01:04All right, so before we talk about X's and O's,
01:05before we talk about the game plan for saying friend,
01:08I'll talk about making sure our house is right to begin with.
01:12So, the initial goal is to unify the support.
01:14I guess the house hasn't been right.
01:15About the same accord.
01:19Moving the same direction.
01:21Speaking the same language.
01:23And attacking together.
01:24So, no more divisions.
01:26As far as the outside noise, we ignore it.
01:30Because it doesn't matter.
01:31It's a part of our native.
01:33What matters is our deadly approach.
01:36Us working together.
01:37The Jetly approach.
01:38When it's time to execute.
01:41This guy, okay, I add the Jets to the mix.
01:44And, you know, I still think there's some level of class
01:49with the New York football giants with four Super Bowls.
01:51Okay, so I've always believed that they are a better franchise.
01:54In fact, I don't believe it.
01:56I know it.
01:56Then the Jets.
01:57Yeah, the Bears.
01:58We don't want to listen to that.
02:01What noise is there?
02:02You don't effing matter at all.
02:06Like, if I see the Bears on my schedule, I want to touch myself.
02:10I mean, honestly, I'm like, this is the greatest week ever.
02:14I'm playing the Bears.
02:16And it's been that way for a hundred years.
02:18I mean, a hundred years.
02:20They were so awful before they won that Super Bowl in 1985.
02:24I went to the game with my dad because it was such an anomaly.
02:30It was like, wow, this is that's like being a Cubs fan.
02:33Like it was a hundred and eight years.
02:35You had to go to experience something that never happened or never will happen again.
02:41The Bears are the Cubs.
02:43They went right back to losing after they won the Super Bowl
02:46and they have sucked monkey onions ever since.
02:49And the year they were good,
02:51they still shankopotamus in the playoffs with the missed field goal from 26 yards out.
02:56I mean, they're the most embarrassing franchise in the league with the Jets.
03:00I'm going to put those two together.
03:02They should be lovers, those two.
03:05Well, they have lost five in a row
03:07and they go to San Francisco this week to see the Niners who have lost three in a row
03:13and they are going to be without, as we figured,
03:15McCaffery and Jordan Mason who both go on IR.
03:19The Niners are minus three and a half, 44 and a half to total.
03:24And believe it or not, I've seen some of the early numbers
03:27and it's only early in the week, but everybody's on the Bears.
03:3270% of the tickets, 85% of the money.
03:36Everybody's on the Bears this week out in San Francisco.
03:39Not me.
03:41I'll take Brock Birdie all day.
03:44Even if he was throwing to his grandmother,
03:46if he was throwing to his grandmother playing the slot,
03:50the Niners will win that game by nine points.
03:54They may need her to play running back the way things are going.
03:57And I've only hit about 95% of my bets in the NFL in the last three weeks.
04:01Okay, so I don't want to hear it.
04:03The Bears suck. Shut up.