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00:00Here I am after 20 years of dating 33 years old on the phone with a Lyft driver at 2 a.m
00:05Trying to figure out if I'm standing on the northeast corner
00:08Don't take this the wrong way, but you're choosing to suggest a much prettier woman. What's up?
00:13Are you Ruby? Yes
00:16Ruby how'd you know we have an appointment? Yes
00:30My exes are dying what the three of your ex-boyfriends died sure a few of my exes are dead
00:39That's six, I think I have to warn them I do too I also think that I was hoping you'd say that roll on some
00:45deodorant and we'll head out
00:49This prank your life is in danger what what Jesus I have a lot of questions, I wish I had more answers I just
00:56don't
00:57That was lovely you're doing great right now. Yeah. Thanks. That would felt good. Hey, can we maybe just start over?
01:08I need to figure out how to stop this because I like someone shut it down suck it back in you can't like someone right
01:13now because you could kill that I
01:17Will solve this I know every girl now is obsessed with murder, but I started the trend
01:23Are you wearing contour I'm about to see all my exes to tell them they're dying
01:27I don't think me looking like shit will soften the blow
01:31A few years ago we met in a bar and then we had sex in the bathroom. I'm so sorry. Are you dying?
01:36Where am I dying from me? I?
01:40Just can't hear you I am so sorry me
01:52You