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00:00What's up, what's up, my super-famous, sexy, macho,
00:05Matlob, baby!
00:08Hello!
00:10Welcome back, Ann!
00:12Yes, I miss you guys so much.
00:14Yes, thank you for guesting.
00:16No, she really came in.
00:18Yes, I missed you guys.
00:20I thought you were the one who would guess.
00:22She was the one who guessed.
00:24It's my birthday.
00:26Yes, happy birthday, teammate Teddy!
00:28Yes, I'm so back, madam people.
00:30And I missed you guys.
00:32Right?
00:34Did you miss me too?
00:36A lot.
00:38And it's my first time witnessing...
00:44Why?
00:46Why?
00:48What were you asking?
00:50What were you asking?
00:52Did you miss me?
00:54I missed you guys.
00:56I missed you guys.
00:58I was so sure that you would be the first one to come in.
01:00I saw your running
01:02so that I would be the first one.
01:04Because
01:06I told you
01:08that I would wait for you
01:10but you didn't reply.
01:12What?
01:14Reply?
01:16Yes.
01:18That's so hard for you.
01:20Why?
01:22When we needed you, did you hear anything from us?
01:24No.
01:26You should fix your hair first.
01:28Wow.
01:30You should fix your hair.
01:32I don't know if this is your hair or this.
01:34Tell me, is this your hair or this?
01:36Mama!
01:38Did you have an elephant before?
01:40Mama, stop it.
01:42I don't have a name with a brush up.
01:44You have a brush up.
01:46You have nothing to do with my grandma.
01:48What grandma?
01:50Chong.
01:52I saw your coloring book.
01:54Chong.
01:56Mama, let us be.
01:58We have our own lives.
02:00Is she your wife?
02:02Why did you call me mama?
02:04And you have your own life?
02:06My aunt.
02:08My aunt.
02:10She went to her own family.
02:12I miss you.
02:16That's a black screen.
02:18Yes.
02:20You should practice Christmas special.
02:22No.
02:24No.
02:28I will sing live on Christmas special.
02:30You don't need to practice.
02:32Wow.
02:34You're really live.
02:36But the other episode is a tape.
02:38She's super sweet to me.
02:40Why?
02:42She really hates me.
02:44Why?
02:46She texts me early in the morning.
02:48Everyday, she texts me.
02:50I want to have a black screen.
02:52She's so sweet.
02:54Everybody sing.
02:56Black screen.
02:58I want to have a black screen of
03:00And The Breadwinner is.
03:02I appreciate that.
03:04Why do you want that?
03:06It's your first time to have an offer.
03:08Usually, she's not here.
03:10It's a private screen.
03:12No.
03:14I feel like
03:16it's such a moment for you to shine
03:18as an actor.
03:20I'm so excited for you, sis.
03:22We know that
03:24Vice always makes us laugh.
03:26Especially in this show time.
03:28But here, we can see
03:30her talent as an artist.
03:32As an actor.
03:34That's why I'm so excited.
03:36So, what I did earlier is not counted?
03:38No.
03:40Because our gift
03:42is still a comedy.
03:44Your talent will be lost
03:46when you become an actor.
03:48But I'm excited
03:50because it's our first time
03:52to witness your talent
03:54not only in comedy but also in drama.
03:56That's why I'm so excited.
03:58I'm so scared.
04:00Don't have a black screen.
04:02While watching this,
04:04she's judging me.
04:06But I witnessed that she's a good actor.
04:08How did you witness?
04:10In Petrang Kabayo.
04:12That's her transformation.
04:14That's not CGI.
04:16That's not CGI?
04:18That's not CGI?
04:20That's not CGI?
04:22That's not CGI?
04:24How did you do that?
04:26How did you do that?
04:28How did you do that?
04:30How did you do that?
04:32That's not CGI?
04:34That's not CGI?
04:36Sorry, I thought it's not CGI.
04:38Sorry, I thought it's not CGI.
04:40And the breadwinner is...
04:42And the breadwinner is...
04:44And the breadwinner is...
04:46And the breadwinner is...
04:48And the breadwinner is...
04:50What's the title?
04:52And the breadwinner is...
04:54No effects.
04:56The acting of a vice president is good.
04:58The acting of a vice president is good.
05:00Don't make me so high.
05:02It won't happen
05:04if it's not because of my colleagues.
05:06They're different.
05:08I'm having a hard time on the scene.
05:10I'm thinking how I'm going to do this.
05:12But when they're around me,
05:14it's easy.
05:16They'll just hold me.
05:18They're good at being communicable.
05:20They're good at being communicable.
05:22They're good at being communicable.
05:24They're good at being communicable.
05:26You said before the shooting,
05:28you're nervous because they're your colleagues.
05:30They're good at it.
05:32I know I'm not good at it.
05:34I'm not familiar with it.
05:36But they're good at it.
05:38So when I get there, I'm very insecure.
05:40Very insecure.
05:42And I know
05:44I'll have a hard time.
05:46But I did my best
05:48because they're very supportive.
05:50That's why I'm so excited.
05:52Give me a date.
05:54When are we going to watch it?
05:56December 24.
05:58I haven't released it yet.
06:00But of course,
06:02it's my first time working with Ate Uge.
06:04Ate Uge, Ladi, Sila Kokoy.
06:06It's my first time working with
06:08a great director,
06:10Direk Jun Lan.
06:12You said before,
06:14you're going to direct Jun
06:16because he wants to experience
06:18Direk Jun Lan.
06:20Love you, Direk.
06:22I'm excited to see
06:24how he made you shine.
06:28Join us later
06:30because we have a mediacon.
06:32After 4 o'clock?
06:345 o'clock.
06:365 o'clock.
06:38I'm going to blink at 4 o'clock.
06:40They should watch it already.
06:42It's not enough.
06:44This is just a showtime.
06:46We need a mediacon.
06:48We're going to blink.
06:50We're going to blink.
06:52It's 6 o'clock.
06:545 o'clock.
06:56Your manager said
06:58it's 6 o'clock.
07:00You're going to have a snack.
07:02Yes, I'm going to eat first.
07:04I'm going to blink at 6 o'clock.
07:06Let's get to know
07:08the star of everything.
07:10The star of everything
07:12for his beloved family.
07:14And the breadwinner is...
07:16And for the first time,
07:18yesterday,
07:20the real breadwinner
07:22but today,
07:243 breadwinners
07:26will convince them
07:28if they can
07:30beat the real breadwinner.
07:32Let's call
07:34the newest star magic artist,
07:36Jazz and Dylan!
07:40Hi!
07:44Come here in the middle.
07:46Hello!
07:48Hello again.
07:50We saw you earlier.
07:52Shout this out.
07:54What's up?
07:561, 2, 3, go!
07:58What's up, my love people?
08:00Hi, everyone!
08:04Dylan is a guest player.
08:08The last time he was here,
08:10he was in Expecially For You.
08:12He was one of the chosen ones.
08:16Who would've ever thought?
08:18Correct.
08:20He used to hide
08:22in your curtain.
08:24We were talking the other day
08:26because he was with us
08:28in Enchanted Kingdom.
08:30We were playing volleyball
08:32and he said,
08:34he's been wanting to be an artist
08:36but he's too shy to tell me.
08:38I was surprised.
08:40He didn't tell me.
08:42But now, he's doing a workshop.
08:46I'm very proud of you.
08:48Thank you, Meme.
08:50You're blushing.
08:52Natural blush.
08:54He looks like Ayun,
08:56the actor.
08:58Dylan is handsome.
09:00Yes.
09:02Are you breadwinners?
09:04Am I a breadwinner?
09:06You're Jazz, right?
09:08Who provides for your family?
09:10Actually, yes.
09:12I'm a breadwinner.
09:14But my dad's brother
09:16is also helping us
09:18and my grandmother.
09:20You're helping a lot.
09:22You're not a lone breadwinner.
09:24How about you, Dylan?
09:26I'm not a breadwinner
09:28because my mom is a breadwinner.
09:30My dad's brother is also a breadwinner.
09:32You can see the hardships
09:34and sacrifices of a breadwinner
09:36in your family.
09:38And now, you have a chance to help him.
09:40Yes.
09:42It's good to feel that.
09:44Yes.
09:46Now, you're helping.
09:48Maybe one day,
09:50he'll rest,
09:52and you'll say,
09:54Mommy, I'll take care of it.
09:56That's the goal.
09:58Right?
10:00Can you say that to your parents?
10:02Mom, Dad,
10:04I'll take care of it.
10:06Yes.
10:08It's good, right?
10:10It will happen to you.
10:12Dylan will cry.
10:14I can imagine.
10:16What do you want to say to your mom?
10:18Mom, thank you
10:20for all the sacrifices
10:22you've made for us,
10:24especially when we were young.
10:26We'll be rich.
10:32Let's say that.
10:34We'll be rich.
10:36That's what I always say.
10:38I promise.
10:40When we buy snacks,
10:42I always say we'll be rich.
10:44It was popular in Tamaraw FX.
10:46We have a neighbor
10:48who removes the plastic from the seats of Tamaraw FX.
10:50I said, they're rich.
10:52They have Tamaraw FX.
10:54I said, when will we have a car?
10:56My sister said,
10:58we don't have a car yet.
11:00She said, no.
11:02I said, we'll have a car.
11:04I said, a lot.
11:06I always say, we'll be rich.
11:08Wow.
11:10It will happen as long as you work hard for it.
11:12That's it.
11:14We'll be rich.
11:18We'll be very happy.
11:22We'll be very healthy.
11:24That's right.
11:34There you go.
11:36And now, we have a lucky
11:38partner who can win
11:40Php 10,000 if
11:42Jazz and Dylan guessed it right.
11:44So, let's pick a name
11:46from our Madlang people.
11:48Who wants to play with Jazz and Dylan?
11:54Oh, you're the funnies from Show Us.
11:58Go, pick a
12:00Madlang partner.
12:02Who's lucky
12:04to be picked by Jazz?
12:06She is...
12:10Ava Malayka Calao.
12:12Ava Malayka.
12:14Oh!
12:16She's from the same group.
12:18There she is.
12:20Come here.
12:22Leave the number 3.
12:24We don't have a requirement.
12:26We don't require anything from you.
12:28Just come here.
12:30She also has a fan club.
12:32What does she have?
12:34Why do you have so many fans?
12:36She's so happy.
12:38Hello. Hi.
12:40Hi, Ava.
12:42Ava.
12:44Alva.
12:46Ava.
12:48What's her name?
12:50Reyo.
12:52She's so far from Alva.
12:54Reyo.
12:56You're so small.
12:58It's good that your parents allowed you.
13:00What's your school?
13:02Philippine High School for the Arts.
13:06They have a lot of fans.
13:10Philippine High School for the Arts.
13:12Alva.
13:14It's like they're surrounding us.
13:16It's like they have more fans than us.
13:18We're lucky
13:20that you picked us for your field trip.
13:24I love it.
13:26It's like a field trip.
13:28Why did you come here?
13:30What do you want?
13:32In front of the camera.
13:34Put this on.
13:38So that Kokoy will know that you're here.
13:40He's been looking for you for a long time.
13:42Tell him, correct.
13:48For our grade 11,
13:50we're here for our English class.
13:54Our teacher is Madam Charissa Nadamo.
13:58Madam Charissa is here.
14:04Why did you come here
14:06for your English class?
14:08You won't learn English here.
14:12The topic is oral comms.
14:14We're looking at
14:16how to communicate.
14:20You'll learn
14:22how we communicate with each other.
14:24First, with the four of us.
14:26Then, with the rest of us.
14:28Can I fix your hair?
14:32So that we can see your beautiful face.
14:38Say hi to Coach Arda.
14:40He's not Coach Arda.
14:44Arda, I love you. I miss Coach Arda.
14:50What you'll do here
14:52is to watch
14:54who's the real breadwinner
14:56that we're looking for.
14:58If their guess is correct,
15:00you'll win P10,000.
15:04What's the plan of a grade 11
15:06for his P10,000?
15:08Of course, I'll keep
15:10some of it.
15:12But maybe I'll go to
15:14our batch funds.
15:20Don't go to the batch funds.
15:22If you finish your batch,
15:24you won't get the money.
15:28You'll donate it to the next batch.
15:30Ma'am won the show in Bulilig.
15:32She won P5,000.
15:34Do you know what monopoly means?
15:38It's like you're monopolizing
15:40all of our funds.
15:42She won P5,000.
15:44In her group, it's P5,000.
15:48What's this? We're doing this for you?
15:52This is her group.
15:54What will you give? Batch funds?
15:56Can you explain
15:58where your batch funds are used?
16:00Or is it confidential?
16:04Can you explain?
16:08It's used for the need of the batch.
16:10Because even our mom
16:12didn't explain the funds.
16:14When it's Christmas,
16:16she'll get some money
16:18from your mom.
16:20I'll give this to your son
16:22for school.
16:24If I want to buy this,
16:26I'll hide it.
16:28But I won't explain.
16:32Re-explain.
16:36You're explaining but there's no accounting.
16:40There's no receipt.
16:42And it's round-off.
16:46But if I'm not mistaken,
16:48you still have P5,000.
16:54You enjoy the company
16:56of the other hosts.
16:58Especially Daryl.
17:00And MC.
17:02Do you want Daryl to follow you
17:04on Instagram?
17:08Follow him.
17:14She's good at following random people.
17:18Let's add her username.
17:20What's your username?
17:22I'm private.
17:26You're also confidential.
17:28She's private.
17:32Who's the classmate
17:34that wants to join?
17:36MC, change with Daryl.
17:38Daryl, sit next to Reyo.
17:40Daryl is shy.
17:44Stand up.
17:48Hello.
17:54Wicked.
17:56Glinda.
17:58El...
18:00El Taba.
18:04You're pink.
18:06You're not El Taba.
18:08Reyo, go ahead.
18:10That's okay.
18:12You're not water.
18:14This is her school.
18:16If you go here for free,
18:18you'll get a prize.
18:22What's the name of your school?
18:26Philippine High School for the Arts.
18:28We love you, guys.
18:30Thanks for coming here.
18:32Wow, so small.
18:34Teen star.
18:36You're in here as a teen star.
18:38We're all old
18:40and you're still a kid.
18:42Thanks for coming here, guys.
18:46I thought it was Dahlia.
18:48What's this? A promo of TGIS?
18:50Are you guys ready?
18:52Yes, we're excited.
18:54Is it going to continue?
18:56The time is running out.
18:58We'll be back.
19:00Yes.
19:02We'll just have a group pic.
19:04Good luck to you,
19:06Jaz and Dylan,
19:08and your partner, Reyo.
19:10Today, we'll be looking for
19:12the bread winner,
19:14so let's bring in
19:16the bread winnables.
19:18Let's go.
19:22Here they are.
19:24The bread winnables are coming in.
19:26We're looking for three of them,
19:28but there's only one.
19:30Here they are.
19:32I haven't held one yet.
19:34Let's meet number one.
19:36What's up, vlog people?
19:38I'm Lesser Limit,
19:40the bread winner office maid
19:42in Sabotas City.
19:46She's the bread winner office maid.
19:48She said she's an office maid.
19:50Office maid?
19:52If you're an office maid,
19:54you're also an office maid.
19:56Yes.
19:58But your office maid is small.
20:00Let's be office maids.
20:02Number two.
20:04What's up, what's up, people?
20:08I'm Romel Lumerio,
20:10the bread winner office maid
20:12in Mandaluyong City.
20:14Her uniform is so pretty.
20:16Her suit is green.
20:18It's like she's singing,
20:20I need a milo to drink.
20:22Oh boy, what yesterday.
20:26Let's meet number three.
20:28What's up, madlam people?
20:30I'm Sherwin Trilles de Castro,
20:32the bread winner office maid
20:34in Taytay, Rizal.
20:36It's hard to guess.
20:38She said three things,
20:40but only one is true.
20:42So we'll speed up the process.
20:44The first thing you need to do is to
20:46brush your teeth.
20:48You can hold them or smell them.
20:50How do you smell them?
20:52It depends.
20:54Join us.
20:56We won't separate.
20:58Dylan said,
21:00good luck.
21:02There's a competition.
21:04Look at her outfit.
21:06You can smell it.
21:08I can smell the office staff.
21:10We said goodbye to all of them.
21:12Smell it.
21:14It smells like a printer.
21:16Printer?
21:18What does a printer smell like?
21:22She's still hot.
21:26You can ask one question.
21:28No follow-up question,
21:30no follow-up answer.
21:32What time do you check your email?
21:36After work.
21:38After work.
21:40Next.
21:42Is that enough time
21:44for her to brush her teeth?
21:46You can move forward.
21:48Next.
21:50This is number two.
21:52Is that how a bread winner
21:54looks like?
21:56Staff.
21:58Green clothes and red eyes.
22:00Is that how she looks like?
22:02She's tired.
22:04She's at home.
22:06Is that how she looks like?
22:08Can I see your hand?
22:10I can see your future.
22:12She's guessing.
22:14She's hardworking.
22:16She has a marker.
22:18She has a marker.
22:20Maybe she's from the office.
22:22You can ask a question.
22:24How many hours do you spend on your computer?
22:269 to 5.
22:289 to 5.
22:30She doesn't leave her computer.
22:32She just looks at it.
22:34Maybe she has a lot of work.
22:36Maybe she has a lot of work.
22:38She's on her computer.
22:40How does she use her computer?
22:46She's on her computer.
22:48You think she's really working.
22:50She's on her trending.
22:52What are you talking about?
22:54She's still complaining.
22:56She's still complaining.
22:58She's just gossiping.
23:00The screenshot is too blurry.
23:02She's still complaining.
23:04She's just gossiping.
23:06Next time,
23:08we'll adjust.
23:10You guys are like that.
23:12Okay.
23:14Is number 2 okay?
23:16Let's see number 3.
23:18The last one.
23:20Go ahead.
23:22Go ahead.
23:24Go ahead.
23:26Go ahead.
23:30Go ahead.
23:34Go ahead.
23:52you