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00:00Hi, I'm Jack. This was me in 2013,
00:02a closeted mummy's boy with a newly dead dad and a crap perm.
00:07And this is my mum, Peggy.
00:09Ta-da!
00:10She's like a cross between Gwen from Gavin and Stacey
00:13and Pam from Gavin and Stacey.
00:16Shannon's going to put Dad's weed grinders in his coffin,
00:18so he'll always be high up in the sky.
00:21When I got into uni, it was a big deal.
00:23Welcome to the best three years of your life,
00:24and that's just for your mum.
00:25And that's where I met Danny.
00:28Yes, lad! You got the beers in?
00:30What the POA for tonight, fresher?
00:32He looks like a take-me-out contestant.
00:34Little bit of barbeque mix.
00:35Well, I'll keep my light on for him.
00:39Allies, aka moi.
00:41I'm a flipping ally llama.
00:42Where you going, fresher?
00:43Jackie, are you crying?
00:45No. Take a deep breath.
00:48And this lot.
00:49I'm messaging Leo. He wants me to come round his for fun.
00:51Nice. I'm just nervous in case.
00:53Turns out to be a mojo.
00:54What would Yemi do?
00:55It's easy.
00:56Float a pig, choose a tribe,
00:58never give out your bank detail.
00:59Run!
01:00My pills are stopping me from getting the old Jehovah's Stiffness.
01:05Are you all right?
01:06No, not really.
01:07You've got your whole life ahead of you.
01:09To live it.
01:10Two drunks on poppers!
01:12What?!
01:13To have a laugh.
01:14What a wonderful...
01:15Danny, are you buying drugs?
01:16No! Leave it out.
01:18Well, yeah, I am, actually.
01:19With some nice girls.
01:23So one day, you'll fall in love.
01:26Are you OK?
01:27I just felt something wet hit my back.
01:28Jack's got something he wants to tell you, pig.
01:30Well, what is it?
01:32Come here.