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Taped at the Elgin and Winter Garden Theatre Centre in Toronto in May of this year during Ilana Glazer’s 48-city tour | dG1fdUNhQ0trRUsydFk
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00:00I've been having a magical experience as a parent, and that magic for me began at conception.
00:07I had never done it to completion with secretion.
00:14Because I never went on birth control.
00:18My poorly straightened hair and commitment to jazz band was doing all the work for me.
00:24My doctor said, I think you're in labor.
00:28So I go to the hospital, I had this baby.
00:31And when she laid on my chest, I said those three magic words.
00:36Holy f***!
00:40Human magic! I was like, you are magic, I am magic, we are magic.
00:43I said to my husband, you witnessed magic, you are so lucky.
00:45It was us, girl!
00:58www.circlelineartschool.com

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