Dillie, Liza and Adèle are celebrating 40 years with this BRAND NEW SHOW! Beautifully filmed at the Palace Theatre Sou | dG1fcDJNTmNITi13b2M
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00:00We received an invitation in the post on Monday morning
00:03to attend the Christmas Wedding.
00:04Oh, please don't clap along.
00:06LAUGHTER
00:08This is a temple of art.
00:10LAUGHTER
00:11With a f***ing button.
00:13LAUGHTER
00:16My husband come home Friday with a brand new motorcar.
00:19He told me I could drive it. I said, Brian, you're a star.
00:22We drove down to the boozer for a vodka and a fag.
00:25And of course we had to celebrate the purchase with a shag.
00:27We go dogging.
00:29We go dogging.
00:30We're a treat for any passers-by out jogging.
00:34We do it cos we found that when people crowd around
00:36it is somehow more profound when you're dogging.
00:39LAUGHTER
00:41Within their walls you'll see such revelations.
00:44Seconds, Tesco.
00:45You'll find that Tesco's finest is the Holy Grail.
00:48And in the coming night fly from their website to the sky.
00:52You'll marvel at their range of goods on sale.
00:55Amen!
00:56So, sinners, come and join the fellows on the Tesco trail.
00:59Tesco saves.
01:00Yes, Tesco saves.
01:01Tesco saves.
01:02Yes, Tesco saves.
01:03Oh, Jesus saves, but Tesco saves you more.
01:06LAUGHTER
01:10Leave the last tip out to her and not to me.
01:13You'll need it if you take the thing and fight.
01:15It's 50p.
01:20Fack!
01:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE