Blazing Saddles Movie Clip - Giant Step Forward
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00:00May I try one?
00:01Please do, sir.
00:04These things are defective.
00:05Right as usual, sir.
00:06Show off.
00:07Yes, sir.
00:08Just sign this, sir.
00:09Right here.
00:10Okay.
00:11Give us a hand here.
00:12All right, sir.
00:13Work, work, work.
00:14Work, work, work.
00:15Work, work, work.
00:16Hello, boys.
00:17Have a good night's rest.
00:18I missed you.
00:19Just one more bill for you to sign, sir.
00:20What the hell is this?
00:21This is the bill that will convert the State Hospital for the Insane into a hospital for
00:22the mentally ill.
00:23What?
00:24What?
00:25What?
00:26What?
00:27What?
00:28What?
00:29The State Hospital for the Insane into the William J. Lepitomane Memorial Gambling Casino
00:33for the Insane.
00:34Gentlemen, this bill will be a giant step forward in the treatment of the insane gambler.
00:40Yes, bravo.
00:41Beautiful, sir.
00:42Beautiful.
00:43Beautiful.
00:45Thank you, Hedy.
00:47It's not Hedy.
00:48It's Hedley.
00:49Hedley Lamarr.
00:50What the hell are you worried about?
00:51This is 1874.
00:53You'll be able to sue her.
00:57Just sign right here, sir.
01:05Thank you very much.
01:06That's it.
01:07All right.
01:08Help me in with this.
01:09Help me in with this.
01:10Help me in with this.
01:11Just think of your secretary.
01:12Very good suggestion.
01:13All right.
01:15All right.
01:16Okay.
01:17Is that it?
01:18Anything else?
01:19Just a search in telegram for Rockbridge.
01:20That arrived last Friday.
01:21Last Friday?
01:22Read it.
01:23Read it.
01:24You're wild.
01:25A church meeting bombed.
01:26Reign of terror must cease.
01:27Send your sheriff immediately.
01:28Holy underwear.
01:29Sheriff murdered?
01:30Innocent women and children blown to bits?
01:31We've got to protect our phony baloney job, gentlemen.
01:32We must do something about this immediately.
01:33Immediately.
01:34Immediately.
01:35Harumph.
01:36Harumph.
01:37Harumph.
01:38Harumph.
01:39Harumph.
01:40Harumph.
01:41Harumph.
01:42Harumph.
01:43Harumph.
01:44Harumph.
01:45Harumph.
01:46Harumph.
01:47Harumph.
01:48Harumph.
01:49Harumph.
01:50Harumph.
01:51Harumph.
01:52Harumph.
01:53Harumph.
01:54What?
01:55Thank you very much, sir.
01:56As attorney general, I can assure you that a suitable sheriff will be found to restore
02:00the peace in Rockbridge.
02:02Meeting is adjourned.
02:03Oh, I am sorry, sir.
02:05I didn't mean to overstep my bounds.
02:07You say that.
02:08What?
02:09Meeting is adjourned.
02:10It is?
02:11No, you say that, governor.
02:12What?
02:13Meeting is adjourned.
02:14It is?
02:15Here, play around this for a while.
02:16Oh, thank you, Heddy.
02:17No, it's Hedley.
02:18It is?
02:19Why don't you give these out to some of the boys in lieu of pay?
02:21Here you go.
02:22Frankie, Johnny, Patsy, Kelly, and one for Miss Stein, my beloved secretary.
02:27Play with these, boys, in lieu of that other thing.
02:31This friggin' thing is warped.
02:34Why do I always get a warped one?