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00:00Good evening.
00:01Good evening.
00:02This week, we have a special guest.
00:04Our guests today are the mysterious Kawasaki Brothers.
00:08Today's guests are Fukutome Mitsuho and Joyman.
00:12Welcome.
00:13Good evening.
00:15Good evening.
00:17We did it.
00:18That's great.
00:19We finally made it.
00:20We finally made it.
00:21It's been a while since I saw Joyman.
00:22It's been 16 years since I've been on this show.
00:24Wow.
00:26That's right.
00:27It's been 16 years.
00:28Let me introduce their profiles.
00:32Fukutome Mitsuho is 21 years old from Amagasaki, Kyogo Prefecture.
00:37She joined AKB48 in 2019.
00:40She graduated from AKB48 in 2022.
00:43After that, she experienced a double win.
00:46She appeared on NOBLOCK TV and became a hot topic.
00:50She is a talent who is in the middle of a big break.
00:54Amagasaki?
00:55Yes.
00:56I'm from Amagasaki.
00:57Wow.
00:59Really?
01:00Yes.
01:01Aruta, where are you from?
01:02I'm between Henshin and J-World.
01:04I see.
01:05Yes.
01:06She is in between.
01:08That's good.
01:09And Joyman.
01:10Yes.
01:11You formed a group in 2003.
01:12Yes.
01:13In 2008, you appeared on Rappu Neta7777.
01:16Wait a minute.
01:17Please say it.
01:18Really?
01:19I have to say it again.
01:21You had a big break.
01:22After that, you experienced the harshness of the comedy world.
01:26Now, you are a top entertainer in YOSHIMOTO.
01:30Yes.
01:31You had a big break.
01:33That's great.
01:35She is in the middle of a big break.
01:37Can I say it?
01:39Can I say it?
01:40Please say it.
01:41It's okay.
01:42It's been 16 years.
01:44It's been 16 years.
01:45It's been 16 years.
01:46It's been a long time.
01:47It's been 16 years.
01:48Please say it.
01:49I'm looking forward to going into the sushi shop.
01:52Let's go in.
01:53There is no one.
01:55Here we go.
01:56Come on.
01:57Here we go.
01:58Come on.
01:59Let's have a sushi show.
02:01I'm a tornado.
02:03It's dangerous.
02:04Nanana.
02:07Raw fish.
02:08Raw fish?
02:09I'm sorry to show up suddenly.
02:11I'm sorry.
02:16What's this?
02:18Let's play sushi in Rappu.
02:21Can we play sushi in Rappu?
02:23Kimi wa donna neta ga tabetai ndai?
02:26Stay!
02:27Ha machi de onegai shimasu.
02:28Okay, ha machi, nyu ka machi.
02:30Oh, nai no ka yo?
02:31Ha machi, nyu ka machi.
02:33En gawa, dobu gawa.
02:34Kitanei na, oi.
02:35En gawa, dobu gawa.
02:37Salmon, gomon.
02:38Gomon?
02:39Medaka, hadaka, kei!
02:42Kie ro!
02:43Domo arigatou gozaimashita!
02:45Arigatou gozaimasu!
02:47Asu ga, ore desu yo!
02:49Natsukashii!
02:50Asu ga!
02:52Aratame de mite mo, yappa, omoshiroi ne.
02:54Yatta!
02:54Honma desu ka?
02:55Yatta!
03:00Oh, nande, anata, boatrace suki nano?
03:02Boatrace daisuki de.
03:04Nande? Hikkake wa?
03:05Amagasaki ni boatrace-jo wa aru janai desu ka?
03:08Aru ne.
03:09Ojiichan mo, otousan mo, boatrace gurui de,
03:13uketsui de shimaimashita.
03:14Gurui de ii ka ne?
03:16Issho ni kuruchatte masu ne.
03:18Sore de, tsurete ikarete?
03:20Tsurete ikarete, soko kara doppuri.
03:22Koukou san nensei no toki kara suki de,
03:24kunaken wa yatto kaeru you ni natte,
03:26ichi nen tatte,
03:28ippai makete masu.
03:29Hontoni, yabai desu.
03:30Majide, hontoni, waraenai desu.
03:32E, doni gura yaru ndesu ka?
03:34Kinou mo, otousan mo, shikotama ikarete.
03:37Majide?
03:38Maketa tte koto desu ka?
03:39Kyou wa, okaibono.
03:41Iya, moe moe desu.
03:42Sugoku nai desu yo.
03:43Iya, sugoi yan!
03:44Onda no ko desu na.
03:45Iya nandesu yo.
03:47Yabereba ii ja no?
03:49Yabereba ii ja.
03:49Kigatsuitara, nyuukin shichattete.
03:52Nyuukin, abunai ne.
03:53Kigatsuitara, netto de kakerarerun de.
03:55Kigatsuitara, nakunatterun desu yo, okane ga.
03:58Demo, okane ga soko ni gangan tsukkomu to iu koto wa,
04:01seikatsu sun no tahein ja nai no?
04:03Dakara, iya iya hataraete masu.
04:05Iya iya?
04:07Sugoi.
04:07Ima, iya iya joutai nanda, ima.
04:09Moushiwake nai kedo, yankii yatta no?
04:13Iya, zenzen, mushiro Amagasaki no gakkou no naka de,
04:16mechakucha haburarete, ijimerareteita taipu no ningen desu.
04:20Hontou de?
04:22E, nani?
04:23Nanko, boat race ni mo, ketten ga aru?
04:25Sou nandesu yo.
04:26Boat race tte, asa wa, asa ichiban no race wa,
04:29daitai kuji gurai kara, morning race ga hashittete.
04:32Nighter no race owaru no ga,
04:33daitai kuji mae gurai nandesu ne.
04:36Dakara, shitsuzen teki ni,
04:38juu-ni jikan gurai, hima na jikan ga umarete shimau no de.
04:41Sono, sori ikou wa?
04:43Sonnani zutto ka, ma?
04:46Yaru koto ippaa aru shite, bujinsen nandakara, mada.
04:49Sono, dekinai jikan ga kichau to,
04:51mou, aa, nani mo nai, tte natte chau?
04:52Sou nandesu yo, hima de, yan chaunde,
04:54saiki hamatteru shumi ga atte.
04:56Dekita?
04:57Sou iu no ga, e?
04:59Boat, yaman, nani o yan no?
05:02Jigsaw puzzle desu.
05:04Hontou ni himatsugushi mitai?
05:06Iya, honma yada, honma no himatsugushi yada.
05:09Zashumi ni narimashita, juu-ni.
05:13Kore, hontou, mushin de zutto dekiru no de.
05:15Big Camera no Puzzle Corner wa,
05:18oyoso, roppyaku shurui wo torisoroeru,
05:20juujitsu no line-up.
05:23Eran koe, ne, dore ka?
05:25Tsukaju ga yaritai yatsu.
05:26Ippaa aru kara.
05:27Nanko gurai eran de ii n desu ka?
05:29Nanko de, ne, nanko.
05:31Nedan teki ni mo,
05:32mou, sonnani, ikko, nanko gurai desu?
05:35E, sen, oh, gohyaku ii desu.
05:37Sen, gohyaku ii desu?
05:38Oh, mou, mou, mou.
05:39Nanka, ne, suki na kyara?
05:41E, watashi, meihana nan de,
05:43kono kuromi-chan ga suki nan desu yo.
05:45Oh, ya, ya, ya.
05:46Kuromi-chan da.
05:47Sen piece ya, kore?
05:48Hayoi, hayoi.
05:49Hayoi.
05:51Hayoi, hayoi.
05:51Hayoi, hayoi.
05:51Hayoi, hayoi.
05:51Hayoi, hayoi.
05:52Sen piece ya.
05:54E, nani?
05:55Dagashi mo yaritai.
05:56Dagashi, dagashi.
05:57Ah, dagashi yatte.
05:58Kore mo sen.
05:59Ah, sen.
05:59Kore mo sen da ne.
06:00Kore mo sen.
06:01Muzikai sou da ne.
06:02Haya.
06:02Ato wa?
06:03Hayasugi.
06:03O sushi mo kawaii kana desu ka?
06:05Oh, sushi na.
06:07O sushi.
06:08O sushi.
06:09O sushi.
06:11Aru yo koi yo naka junpaku jikoku tte yu.
06:13Sukkoi muzukai.
06:15E, kore mecha ii janai?
06:16Mecha muzukashii yo shizuku, kore.
06:18Masshiro.
06:19Kore wa nakamaka na.
06:21Makki desu yo kore ima de ittara.
06:23E, jyo kore mo demo chousen shite mitai desu yo.
06:25Ah, sou.
06:26Mecha puzzle yaru hito mitai natte iru kedo.
06:28Yaru?
06:28Yaru desu ya?
06:29Yaru desu kedo.
06:31Ja, ja, kore de ii desu ka?
06:33Gakku?
06:33Gakku wa achi.
06:34Gakku wa soko ni arimasu.
06:36Oh, it's 72 x 49.
06:38It's written here. Well, let's see which one it is.
06:40This is 1000.
06:411000? It's this big?
06:43It's this one.
06:44So this is 1000 for now.
06:46So this is the frame and the puzzle.
06:49Yay! Thank you.
06:50The reason why I decided to work in sales is because
06:55I'm in the downtown of sales in Yoshimoto.
06:57Oh, I see.
06:58You've already said a lot about sales.
07:01You're the number one.
07:02Stop it.
07:03I'm the number one salesperson in Yoshimoto last year.
07:07How many times have you been there?
07:08112 times in a year.
07:10That's amazing.
07:11I've been there at least once every three days.
07:13Really?
07:14Yes.
07:15And I've won the Grand Prix in sales.
07:19I've won the second place 45 times.
07:22I'm the number one.
07:23That's too much.
07:24Yes.
07:25That's too much.
07:26Come on, Joy-Man.
07:27That's too much.
07:28No, no, no.
07:29That's not true.
07:30It's like a different culture.
07:33No, no, no.
07:34Compared to when I first started,
07:37I've been there for a few years.
07:39That's true.
07:40I think so.
07:41I've been there more than the last time.
07:43That's true.
07:44I've been there more than the last time.
07:45But if you have a lot of sales, you have to move around a lot.
07:48That's true.
07:49That's true.
07:50I want to sleep on the Shinkansen or airplane.
07:55That's true.
07:56I can hear my partner's snoring.
08:00When you're on the same train?
08:02Yes, on the Shinkansen.
08:04I can hear it on the train.
08:06So I can't sleep on the Shinkansen.
08:09I want to sleep on the Shinkansen.
08:10I want to sleep on the Shinkansen.
08:11I want to sleep on the Shinkansen.
08:12Gagi's sleeping goods are here.
08:16Around here.
08:17I'll give it to the staff.
08:19Okay.
08:20Here comes the lion.
08:21Here comes the lion.
08:22Here comes the lion.
08:24I'm looking for some sleeping goods.
08:28I'm looking for some sleeping goods.
08:30I recommend this one.
08:32It's called Noshintou.
08:34Noshintou?
08:35Yes.
08:36It's an eye mask.
08:38You can cool it down.
08:41Or you can heat it in the microwave.
08:44Or you can heat it in the microwave.
08:46It wraps 360 degrees from the head to the eyes.
08:51It blocks 99.99% of the light that stimulates the brain.
08:56It makes you sleep better.
09:02Is it like this?
09:03No, a little bit.
09:06How is it?
09:07This is a Shinkansen.
09:09You're not a worker, are you?
09:11No, I'm not.
09:12I'm just chilling.
09:14What's this?
09:15Thank you, Noshintou.
09:17Noshintou.
09:18Noshintou.
09:19Can you sleep with this?
09:21Yes, I can.
09:22It makes you sleep better.
09:24I see.
09:25I think that's a good idea.
09:29I'll take this.
09:30Are you sure?
09:35I recently started working here.
09:39I'm a little worried about something.
09:42What is it?
09:43I'm not good at drawing.
09:46I thought so.
09:47I thought so.
09:48I'm from Amagasaki.
09:49Most of the people in Amagasaki are Zuboran.
09:51You have to be with me.
09:52There are a lot of nice people.
09:53There are no people other than Zuboran.
09:55Everyone is Zuboran.
09:57Even though I'm working in front of people,
10:02I don't like taking a bath.
10:05But sometimes there are people who don't take a bath.
10:08People who don't take a bath.
10:09I sleep with my makeup on.
10:13At least you don't have to wash your face.
10:17I think so.
10:19I also have to take care of my hair.
10:22Your body.
10:24Everyone has hair loss.
10:26Everyone has hair loss.
10:28But I don't do that at all.
10:30Don't do it.
10:31I don't do it at all.
10:33I have a lot of pores.
10:35So I put foundation on my side.
10:39That's amazing.
10:41Zuboran is like me.
10:43I have a lot of beauty products.
10:46Really?
10:48I like to sleep.
10:50I can do my beauty while sleeping.
10:53You like to sleep.
10:55You just do puzzles and sleep.
10:59I live for three weeks.
11:01That's impossible.
11:03This is it.
11:04What is this?
11:06This is a pillow cover.
11:09This is a beauty serum.
11:13My hands are clean.
11:15Is this included?
11:16This is included.
11:17Really?
11:20This pillow cover releases vitamin E from the sheet by reacting to body temperature and friction.
11:28The skin absorbs it and you can take care of your beauty while you sleep.
11:34You can use it as a pillow.
11:37How long does it last?
11:39You can wash it.
11:43However, if you wash it too much, the vitamin E will be reduced.
11:48Please be careful about that.
11:50I'm interested in it.
11:51It's perfect for me.
11:53You don't have to do anything.
11:55It's a serum.
11:56It's a serum.
11:58It's good for your skin and hair.
12:01This is amazing.
12:04If you take a bath, you don't have to do anything.
12:08It's good for people who skip baths.
12:12I want this.
12:14This is good.
12:16I will buy this.
12:18Next, please.
12:21I'm 43 years old.
12:24I can eat a lot.
12:28Suddenly?
12:30I realized it after a while.
12:32I'm a small eater.
12:34I started eating a lot on TV.
12:36How did you eat a lot in the past?
12:38Didn't you eat a lot?
12:40I ate a lot.
12:42I didn't know if I could eat a lot.
12:45I ate a large plate of 3.4 kg.
12:50I was able to control it.
12:52I was surprised.
12:54I'm a junior high school student.
12:56I didn't think I could eat a lot.
12:58I suddenly became a food fighter when I was over 40 years old.
13:02I didn't know how to eat.
13:05If you told me when I was suffering, I would have more work.
13:10I didn't realize it until now.
13:13Deep-fried food is the best.
13:17I want to eat deep-fried food.
13:19I'm under a lot of pressure.
13:21I want a non-fried food that I can cook while taking care of my body.
13:26I see.
13:28This is what I want.
13:31I want to eat deep-fried food without using oil.
13:34I want to practice eating deep-fried food.
13:37I can't do it at home.
13:41Please teach me.
13:47I recommend this dish.
13:50This is 97% oil.
13:52This dish is 97% oil.
13:58Is there such a difference in taste?
14:01You don't have to worry about that.
14:03I've never done it before.
14:05I prepared 10 deep-fried foods.
14:09I can eat it.
14:11I want you to show me how to deep-fry food.
14:17Will he be able to eat 20 deep-fried foods in one minute?
14:23This is the challenge of IKETANI.
14:25Are you ready?
14:26Yes.
14:27Start.
14:28Go.
14:32Go.
14:33This is different from eating fast.
14:37How does it taste?
14:39This is delicious.
14:40Is it delicious?
14:41This is delicious.
14:43IKETANI can't show his ability even if he eats fast.
14:50He has 15 seconds left.
14:5316 deep-fried foods are left.
14:5616 deep-fried foods.
14:59Do your best.
15:018, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
15:08Time's up.
15:10Time's up.
15:13Time's up.
15:15I see.
15:18I cut 97% of the deep-fried foods.
15:21But the taste is delicious.
15:23Is this deep-fried food?
15:25I see.
15:27If you get the correct answer, you can eat this.
15:30Can I eat this?
15:32Yes.
15:33Let's take a break.
15:38What are they going to buy next?
15:41Here it is.
15:42Thank you for waiting.
15:45DORIAN'S introduces the products that are popular with the guests.
15:50FUKUDOMI.
15:51You are a woman.
15:53Are you worried about the coldness of your feet in this season?
15:57When I wear a futon, my feet are cold.
16:01I see.
16:02It's hard for me.
16:03You often go to the store.
16:06Do you have a tent in the store?
16:11It's very cold.
16:13It's very cold.
16:15We have prepared the second product for you.
16:24I see.
16:25This is the product we recommend this time.
16:28GOREPOKA PANEL HEATER.
16:32This is a personal heater that warms your feet when the room is cold.
16:41I think it's better to use this.
16:45It can be carried around easily.
16:47It warms your feet with the power of infrared.
16:51You can use this without worrying about dryness.
16:57What do you use this for?
16:58FUKUDOMI, do you use this?
17:01Can I use this?
17:02Thank you very much.
17:04Please take off your shoes.
17:06You can use this anywhere if you have a power supply.
17:10You just need to warm your feet.
17:13This is a simple kotatsu.
17:16This can be opened and closed with an internal magnet.
17:19You can close it, open it, and wrap it.
17:22This is a three-way.
17:24This is a three-way.
17:25You can use it like this.
17:27You can change the shape.
17:28You can close it.
17:30You can put it inside and close it.
17:33You can do this.
17:35This is very warm.
17:38You can adjust the temperature in three steps.
17:42You can adjust the temperature to 55 degrees, 50 degrees, and 45 degrees.
17:47You can choose where you want to be.
17:50When JOY-VAN enters the school, it's strange to do this.
17:55You will be naked.
17:59You can put this on your stomach and move it.
18:03You can use this anywhere.
18:06This is good.
18:08This is good for outdoor sales in winter.
18:10This warms your feet for three minutes.
18:14How is this?
18:15I feel like I'm using this for my feet.
18:19This is very warm.
18:21I think it would be good to warm my feet in winter.
18:26This is 3.7 yen per hour.
18:31This is a product that is warm to your wallet.
18:36This is warm.
18:39I don't want to move anymore.
18:41This is good.
18:43Please tell me the price of this product.
18:47This is 6,678 yen.
18:51This is good.
18:53This is cheap.
18:56You can buy this product at UNITY.
19:01This is very good.
19:02JOY-VAN has been selected.
19:05JOY-VAN has been selected.
19:08This is 15,540 yen.
19:12This is 5,800 yen.
19:16This is a puzzle.
19:18This is 15,950 yen.
19:21This is a pillowcase.
19:23This is 6,600 yen.
19:27This is a product recommended by the program.
19:29This is a panel heater.
19:31This is 7,678 yen.
19:36JOY-VAN and FUKUTOME are the only ones who can get this product.
19:44HAMA and MURAKAMI draw 10 balls in the box at the same time.
19:48The team with the red ball wins the product.
19:52I'm looking forward to this.
19:53He is a senior to me.
19:56I want to give him a red ball.
19:58Of course.
20:00He has nothing to do with JOY-VAN and FUKUTOME.
20:04They have a strong bond.
20:08I will help you.
20:11I got a red ball.
20:14Is this a dangerous box?
20:18I didn't do that.
20:20I was in a pinch.
20:24I will definitely get a red ball.
20:26I will definitely get a red ball.
20:28I don't cheat.
20:33I got a red ball.
20:40I got a red ball.
20:47There are 10 balls in the box.
20:51I'm nervous.
20:53I got a red ball.
20:58He is my junior.
21:01You won.
21:03You are amazing.
21:05JOY-VAN won the product.
21:09JOY-VAN will choose which of the following three products he can get.
21:15What will I get?
21:17I want NOSHINTON.
21:19I don't know.
21:21I will get NOFLY.
21:23I want to put this on the Shinkansen.
21:25What is this?
21:29I got GULPOKA panel heater.
21:32I did it.
21:36This is good for outdoor sales in winter.
21:41This is good for outdoor sales in winter.
21:43I can go to Hokkaido with this.
21:45I think this is good.
21:47When you call JOY-VAN, you have to prepare it warmly.
21:52I will bring it to you.
21:55I will bring it to you.
21:57I will bring it to you.
21:59I will bring it to you.
22:01If you want to see JOY-VAN again, please go to TVER.