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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:10or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:20Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter slut will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:30The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:33was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:36and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:38I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:41Clean it up, maid.
00:00:48I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:53That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:59Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:11I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:13Right, Emmett?
00:01:14Yeah.
00:01:15She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:18Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:01:22at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:29Am I dreaming?
00:01:31No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:37What the hell's going on?
00:01:41Noah?
00:01:44Noah?
00:01:46What the hell's going on?
00:01:48Jules came in here to work
00:01:50and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:53and she grabbed me and then when I pulled my hand away
00:01:56she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny?
00:01:59Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up
00:02:05being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:08Why do you even care?
00:02:10She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:12and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:02:16before things got out of hand.
00:02:21Mia?
00:02:22Give me your phone.
00:02:23What?
00:02:24Give me your phone.
00:02:25No.
00:02:26It's right here. I got you.
00:02:30I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:32Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:36If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone
00:02:39they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41Noah?
00:02:50I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:03:02Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:08All right, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:13This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that when she's obviously
00:03:16just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut.
00:03:19Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out
00:03:21then just fuck off, all right?
00:03:22Fine by me.
00:03:23I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:27I'm it.
00:03:31I know you've always had a thing for Jules
00:03:33but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:39Jules?
00:03:40Jules!
00:03:41Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:44What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth.
00:03:46Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58All right.
00:03:59Let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there
00:04:03but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules.
00:04:07You're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules, you better have
00:04:11a pretty good explanation
00:04:12of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What are you, a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you
00:04:21you leaked our sex tape, lied about it
00:04:23and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house
00:04:28with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:04:30and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:34What are you trying to do?
00:04:36Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:38You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets
00:04:42and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back
00:04:54after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
00:04:58and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what?
00:05:00I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:04You still want me.
00:05:06Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner
00:05:12just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:19You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:23Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times.
00:05:30I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did,
00:05:33you cost me my job opportunities
00:05:35and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37Oh, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:05:43and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:47Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:59Be so fucking for real.
00:06:01Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:04It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:07Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:10How convenient.
00:06:13Let the girls talk.
00:06:23I'm sorry.
00:06:26After everyone saw your tits online,
00:06:29I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:37Did you just spit on me?
00:06:40Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:45Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:51And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:55Especially Noah.
00:07:01Ow!
00:07:02Noah!
00:07:03Did you see that?
00:07:04She shoved me!
00:07:05Oh my God.
00:07:06Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:09I'm always honest.
00:07:11You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:17Thanks, Noey.
00:07:19Thanks, Noey.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:38I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me.
00:07:45And this is my rental too.
00:07:48So, what I say goes.
00:07:59Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:02So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different, but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:10Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:15Jules.
00:08:19Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:27I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:30It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:33I don't want your pity check.
00:08:36My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:39This is too humiliating.
00:08:41This is too humiliating.
00:08:43I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:59I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no.
00:09:03That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:05Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:13Mia? Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:17But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:22Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:26Everything.
00:09:33I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:09:38Please don't call me that.
00:09:41You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:48Mia, slow down, okay?
00:09:51We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:01Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not? That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:08I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here? You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this. Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:21Nobody wants you here.
00:10:23I can't back down. Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:27I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job. I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her. But I do.
00:10:42What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:46What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:49I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:51No, no, no. No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:56Tell her, Noah.
00:10:58Prove it.
00:11:01I'll work harder than I ever have before. And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:07Okay. Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:12And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:11:16Mia, I need to talk to Jules. Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what? You'll spank me?
00:11:39You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey. You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:51You're right. Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:12:01You're right. Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:07You're fired.
00:12:14You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:16Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:18Hey, where are you going? Jules, you can't just leave! Jules!
00:12:23You can't just leave.
00:12:26You fired me. I can do whatever I want.
00:12:30How about this?
00:12:33You're so hot. I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:12:49Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:12:56Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:02Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:09Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:13Call him, I'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:29Come with me.
00:13:36Guys!
00:13:38What the hell?
00:13:40What the fuck are you...
00:13:45You want your job back? Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:56I can't do that.
00:13:58You want your job back? You've got to earn it.
00:14:01Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:09You're crazy.
00:14:11Crazy like a fox.
00:14:16Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:22I am the only person you can trust in this house for mistakes.
00:14:27Noah, come out right now.
00:14:32Oh, yeah, Jules. Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:35I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:38Oh, come on, baby. Show me what you've got.
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt. Hand me your shirt now. Now. Now.
00:14:52Now.
00:15:03Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:06Yeah.
00:15:08Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:11You fucking bitch.
00:15:13You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:16Take it up with Noah.
00:15:18This isn't over.
00:15:20If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:15:25you're wrong.
00:15:27I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:36Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:39You know what? I should thank you.
00:15:41Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:43Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:46Oh, wait. I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:51You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:15:53Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:15:55We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:15:58Yeah. What about it?
00:16:01If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:05Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
00:16:10Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:16:15You're on.
00:16:23We need to talk.
00:16:27Emmett, get out.
00:16:34Did I get my job back?
00:16:36Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:39To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:42You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:16:45I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:50Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:53Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:55I don't know. I changed my mind. Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:01Done.
00:17:03Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:11Give me that.
00:17:12Not yet.
00:17:19Give me that.
00:17:20Not yet. I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:25But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:30This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:36I'll do it.
00:17:39Great.
00:17:44Let's seal the deal.
00:18:01I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:04Just admit it, Jules. You can't resist me.
00:18:10All right. Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:23Rule number one. No boners.
00:18:27You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:33Yeah. Just one.
00:18:37No feelings. I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:42You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:49Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:53Yeah, I do. I have one.
00:18:58No one touches you but me.
00:19:03You don't own me.
00:19:05Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:07While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:12So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:16Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:18Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:23Let the show begin.
00:19:28Ew.
00:19:29I'm not having dinner with her. There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:33You kicked me out.
00:19:35Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:40Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:44At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:49Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:53This is my house.
00:19:55And Jules is my...
00:19:58I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:00I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:04Game on.
00:20:06Jason!
00:20:08Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:12Dinner is served.
00:20:16Dinner...
00:20:18is served.
00:20:23Let's fucking go!
00:20:26Yay!
00:20:34Oops.
00:20:36I spilled.
00:20:38Emmett?
00:20:39You want to help?
00:20:41Yeah?
00:20:46No.
00:20:51Look at Jules squirm.
00:20:55Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:21:04Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:11Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:15Okay.
00:21:40Oops.
00:21:42Spilled a little.
00:21:44Jules, I'm still thirsty.
00:21:56Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:59I have to go.
00:22:01I have to go.
00:22:09If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:15Choke on it.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:23Don't touch me.
00:22:25Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:38You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:41Yeah, I know.
00:22:43Now you're going to strip for me?
00:22:46You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:23:00Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:23:04What are you doing here? And where is Noah?
00:23:30Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:34Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:36Whatever. I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:23:41Mia's your best friend?
00:23:43Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:46People contain multitudes.
00:23:49Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:51She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:54And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:57And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:01If you know what I mean.
00:24:12Like what you see?
00:24:15I do, actually.
00:24:27What are you doing?
00:24:39Taking a shower.
00:24:41Remember, you're a woman.
00:24:46You wish.
00:24:52Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:55I've got some friends coming over. Meet me at the pool.
00:25:10What's with this guy?
00:25:12One minute he's ice cold. Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:16Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:30Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:32What's that?
00:25:46I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:49Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:53Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:56You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:59You're right.
00:26:01It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:08Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:12Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:26:19Mia, would you relax? We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:26:25What's Survivor?
00:26:26A show for old people.
00:26:27Ew! It's so boring.
00:26:30I'm kidding. Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:36What game is she trying to play?
00:26:38Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:42Come on, Mia. We used to be best friends. Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:49You're right. We did used to be best friends.
00:26:53And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:57Hm.
00:26:59It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:27:05What are you talking about? I never said anything about-
00:27:08Save it. Proof's right here.
00:27:12And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:16Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:20I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:26I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:27:32Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:27:35Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:40They can?
00:27:42I never said that. Mia did. She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:27:47Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:52Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:27:56Mia, would you knock it off? Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:28:00Really? Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:28:04She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:07Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:13Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:15You said that about me?
00:28:18I can explain.
00:28:20Save your breath.
00:28:30Bitch!
00:28:32Don't touch me!
00:28:33Get off of me!
00:28:46You are so hot.
00:28:48I gotta get your shirt off.
00:29:12Yo!
00:29:14Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:29:18No. No. No way, dude.
00:29:20I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:29:23She'll come crawling back.
00:29:27Speak of the devil.
00:29:33You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:35Dude, look.
00:29:37You hooked up with Jules!
00:29:39I don't know what's going on.
00:29:41What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear. You hooked up!
00:29:44Fuck!
00:29:46Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:48Emmett! Stop!
00:29:49Fuck you, dude!
00:29:50Stop!
00:29:55Did you post this?
00:30:06Jules, did you post this?
00:30:07Jules, did you post this?
00:30:13I don't know.
00:30:14Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:17What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:20I didn't do anything.
00:30:22Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:27You know what?
00:30:28Everyone was right about you.
00:30:30You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:33Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:35Lose my number.
00:30:37I don't want to see you again.
00:30:39Fine. Feelings mutual.
00:30:44Great.
00:30:46You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:52Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:54Listen, Jules.
00:30:56None of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:59You're a skank.
00:31:01So get out and don't come back.
00:31:08Help!
00:31:10Help!
00:31:26You...
00:31:28You saved me?
00:31:38That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:42And, now since I saved you,
00:31:45maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:48Emmett,
00:31:50don't even think about it.
00:31:52Go on, Jules.
00:31:53Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:31:55Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:31:57We have to talk.
00:32:01Emmett,
00:32:03I'm sorry.
00:32:05Emmett, thank you for saving me,
00:32:08but I got it from here.
00:32:15One step closer to making her mine.
00:32:24Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:26I can explain everything.
00:32:28Good. Explain.
00:32:30Now.
00:32:35You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:38Takes one to know one.
00:32:40Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:48You're right.
00:32:50We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:55Trust me.
00:32:57We won't stay secret for long.
00:32:59I can keep you to myself even if I try.
00:33:01I can keep you to myself even if I try.
00:33:15You know, once we make this official,
00:33:16I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:18That way everyone can see it.
00:33:20But for right now,
00:33:23it's party time.
00:33:31OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:35I wouldn't hook up with him
00:33:36if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:38How could you hook up
00:33:39with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:42You don't know him like I do.
00:33:44If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:47Ew, spare me the visual.
00:33:49I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky,
00:33:53and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:55He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:33:58But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:01More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts
00:34:06were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:09Except for the one about you.
00:34:11I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:13That's true.
00:34:19Right before I told her
00:34:20I have feelings for you.
00:34:32Is that true?
00:34:35It's true.
00:34:37I liked you.
00:34:40Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:42I mean, really.
00:34:45Alright.
00:34:46I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:48So that way I can know
00:34:49that they're legit.
00:34:50Maybe if I show Noah the texts,
00:34:52he'll finally believe me.
00:34:55I guess you can't.
00:34:57There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:02I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:05But when I really think about it,
00:35:07I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:09I really did.
00:35:14You give those to them
00:35:15until the end of today?
00:35:17To what, Bone?
00:35:20They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:22It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:25I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:27Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:32Okay.
00:35:33The rules of the game are simple.
00:35:35You take a hit of the vape
00:35:36and pass it around.
00:35:37When the smoke stops,
00:35:39you kiss whoever pollutes you.
00:35:43Mm-hmm.
00:35:57Okay.
00:36:17She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:19My turn.
00:36:27Hm.
00:36:28No smoke.
00:36:30Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:36Rude.
00:36:37Rude.
00:36:56Keep the circle moving.
00:36:59If you want to really piss me off,
00:37:01kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:03Get off of me.
00:37:05Dude, I took her virginity.
00:37:07What's a little peck?
00:37:11Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:13Remember that six-peck you bought me
00:37:14for doing the deed?
00:37:21Hey, Jules.
00:37:22Jules.
00:37:23You're a pig.
00:37:24Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:26He's lying.
00:37:27I knew that you guys were hooking up,
00:37:28all right?
00:37:29But that was well before
00:37:30I had feelings for you.
00:37:32You have feelings for me?
00:37:39I knew that you guys were hooking up,
00:37:40all right?
00:37:41But that was well before
00:37:42I had feelings for you.
00:37:43You have feelings for me?
00:37:45Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:37:47You do?
00:37:49Yeah.
00:37:50I have all the feelings.
00:37:51Confusion, frustration,
00:37:53blind rage.
00:37:54Ridiculous.
00:37:55Yeah, but you know what?
00:37:56Sometimes, Jules,
00:37:57sometimes you make me really happy.
00:37:58Sometimes, Jules,
00:37:59sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:02Look, I know
00:38:03that you're hurt.
00:38:05I broke your trust.
00:38:06And when that video was leaked,
00:38:07my trust was broken, too.
00:38:10What do you mean?
00:38:11I mean, I trusted you
00:38:12and you let me down.
00:38:13And now I'm saying
00:38:14I would do anything
00:38:15to try again.
00:38:18Do you want to get back together?
00:38:21You said no feelings.
00:38:23Yeah, you're right.
00:38:24You're right.
00:38:27So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:29Tell me you want to break the rules
00:38:30and end the contract.
00:38:31Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:33Tell me that you want to give up
00:38:34the money.
00:38:42Well, it looks like
00:38:43our favorite couple
00:38:44survived the ring of fire.
00:38:46Ew.
00:38:47Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:49Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:51I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:52Mm-hmm.
00:38:54Her parents lost all their money
00:38:55after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:57And the only reason
00:38:58why I know that
00:38:59is because my dad
00:39:00owns the hospital
00:39:01that her mother so owes money to.
00:39:03Maybe we should take Jill shopping
00:39:04so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:06Spending money
00:39:07always makes me feel better.
00:39:09Yes, yes.
00:39:10That's a great idea.
00:39:11You should go do that right now.
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:19It's not that easy.
00:39:20Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:22I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:24Look,
00:39:25if I don't get the money,
00:39:27I'll lose everything.
00:39:29What do you mean?
00:39:31I mean,
00:39:32Mia and I
00:39:33want to take you shopping.
00:39:35Destiny,
00:39:36me and Jules are talking.
00:39:38She was about to answer
00:39:39a very important question.
00:39:40I don't want to go shopping
00:39:41with Mia,
00:39:42but I really don't want
00:39:43to lie to Noah
00:39:44and tell him
00:39:45I don't have feelings for him
00:39:46or tell him about
00:39:47my dad and the debt.
00:39:48We can talk later.
00:39:50I promise.
00:40:03The girls go shopping.
00:40:04Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:09It must be embarrassing
00:40:10for everyone to realize
00:40:11how much she wants me.
00:40:12I cannot wait
00:40:13to crush your ego
00:40:14once I get Jules
00:40:15and the Lehman Industries.
00:40:16Dude,
00:40:17the Lehman internship
00:40:18is the hardest internship
00:40:19in the entire country.
00:40:21It was tailored for sigmas,
00:40:23like me.
00:40:24The internship is mine.
00:40:26Believe me,
00:40:27Mia and Jules are in this
00:40:28for good,
00:40:29or at least until
00:40:30the end of the summer
00:40:31and I have to pay up.
00:40:40If it isn't
00:40:41my favorite customer.
00:40:43Oh,
00:40:44that dress you ordered for me.
00:40:45Oh, that dress you ordered
00:40:46finally came in.
00:40:49Oh my god,
00:40:50it's gorgeous.
00:40:52I'm gonna go try this on.
00:41:00Ah!
00:41:01You ordered the wrong size.
00:41:03Uh, no,
00:41:04I used the measurements
00:41:05that you gave me.
00:41:06No, you didn't.
00:41:07That's impossible.
00:41:08It doesn't fit.
00:41:09Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:41:11What are you doing?
00:41:13I'm shopping.
00:41:15Do you not remember me?
00:41:17I used to be in here
00:41:18all the time.
00:41:19Oh, she can't afford
00:41:20this place anymore.
00:41:21She can only shop
00:41:22at thrift stores.
00:41:24Well, what Mia says goes,
00:41:26so your money's no good here.
00:41:29You know what?
00:41:30You're right.
00:41:31I have better things to do
00:41:32than to be dealing
00:41:33with shrewds like you.
00:41:35That's it.
00:41:36You're out.
00:41:38Oh, Mr. Allen,
00:41:39excuse me,
00:41:40I'm just gonna take out
00:41:41the trash.
00:41:42Trash?
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:44That's my girlfriend.
00:41:45Oh.
00:41:50Apparently,
00:41:51I'm too poor
00:41:52to even stand
00:41:53in this boutique.
00:41:55See this car?
00:41:58Has no spending limit.
00:41:59My girlfriend can get
00:42:00whatever she wants.
00:42:02And I would like to try
00:42:04this dress on first.
00:42:05No way, this is mine.
00:42:07Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:42:08No.
00:42:09Not with this janky
00:42:10little zipper.
00:42:11Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:15Hmm.
00:42:28What do you think?
00:42:33Noah?
00:42:35Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:39Of course.
00:42:45You know,
00:42:46there's only one problem
00:42:47with this dress.
00:42:49Is it too expensive?
00:42:51No.
00:42:52It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:43:01Well,
00:43:02aren't you gonna thank me?
00:43:10Thank you, Noah.
00:43:12You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:15Like lipstick
00:43:16on a fucking pig.
00:43:23Put the dress on my card.
00:43:27Excuse me.
00:43:29I am missing a very
00:43:30expensive necklace.
00:43:33I bet she stole it.
00:43:35I would never.
00:43:36Then dump out your bag
00:43:37and prove it.
00:43:38Fine.
00:43:40Whatever, Mia.
00:43:54See?
00:43:55Told ya.
00:44:00I...
00:44:01I don't know how that got there.
00:44:03Well, she stole it.
00:44:05And
00:44:06I believe that
00:44:07$500 is a felony.
00:44:10Call the police.
00:44:12Don't call the police.
00:44:14This is all my fault.
00:44:15No, it's not.
00:44:16Yes, it is.
00:44:18I wanted to surprise you,
00:44:19so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:22But I was gonna pay for it
00:44:23once everybody left.
00:44:25You can't do this.
00:44:26It's a waste of money.
00:44:28Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:44:31It's worth it.
00:44:32Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:44:35It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:37And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:40Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:41Please and thank you.
00:44:50Hey, Penny.
00:44:51Good to see you.
00:44:52How are you?
00:44:55There he is.
00:44:57Jules is looking pretty
00:44:59hot tonight.
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks hot
00:45:01every night.
00:45:02Well, enjoy it while it lasts
00:45:03because after tonight,
00:45:04I'll have that little slut
00:45:05begging for me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:15Okay, dude.
00:45:16Jules was mine first.
00:45:17I dumped her, okay?
00:45:20It's a matter of time
00:45:21before she comes running back to me.
00:45:22Jules broke up with you
00:45:23so she could be with me.
00:45:27Okay, all right.
00:45:29Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:31Yeah?
00:45:33I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:34By the end of tonight,
00:45:35you hand over the Lehman internship
00:45:36and never come back
00:45:37to the summer house.
00:45:38Hmm?
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:40And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:45:41I want you to back off of her
00:45:42for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:45:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:52You better not make me
00:45:53go into that club alone.
00:45:55Jules, you were looking
00:45:56so hot in that dress.
00:46:02Eat shit.
00:46:04Hey.
00:46:06Don't leave my side
00:46:07the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:09Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:11Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:46:13unless it's with me.
00:46:24Hey.
00:46:31Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:33Uh, I don't know.
00:46:34Jules.
00:46:36You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:40The music in here?
00:46:42Because I think it sucks.
00:46:43Jules.
00:46:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:47For real.
00:46:49No contracts and no money.
00:46:50I mean it.
00:46:53I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:54Uh, Destiny,
00:46:55we're right in the middle of something.
00:46:57Like I care.
00:46:58I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:02I'm sorry.
00:47:04We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:06Have fun.
00:47:08Here.
00:47:09Put this on.
00:47:11I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:16You're crazy.
00:47:18Well, if you're too afraid,
00:47:19you can just back out now.
00:47:25You're on.
00:47:32Follow me.
00:47:38Let the show begin.
00:47:49You think you're hot shit?
00:47:51Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:55Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:47:58Tonight is Electric Lounge's
00:48:00lap dance competition.
00:48:04The rules are simple.
00:48:06Each one of these smoke shows
00:48:08will give one lucky man
00:48:10a lap dance.
00:48:12And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:48:31Come on.
00:48:34Yeah.
00:48:35Come on.
00:48:36Come back.
00:48:37Come on.
00:48:41Come back.
00:48:42Come back.
00:48:43I'm that girl.
00:48:44I got the weight of the world.
00:48:45Weight of the world.
00:48:46They give me diamonds and pearls.
00:48:48Diamonds and pearls.
00:48:49Now while you're weighing on me,
00:48:51I'm just a plain thing around your neck.
00:48:55I'm that girl.
00:48:56I got the weight of the world.
00:48:57Weight of the world.
00:48:59They give me diamonds and pearls.
00:49:01Diamonds and pearls.
00:49:02Now while you're weighing on me,
00:49:04I'm just a plain thing around your neck.
00:49:16Top that.
00:49:30Top that.
00:49:42You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:49:44Show them all.
00:49:59I saw your face
00:50:01I was falling in pain when you cried
00:50:06The same old mistakes
00:50:09I loved you when you cried
00:50:17Yo.
00:50:18Jason.
00:50:19Dude.
00:50:20I need the lady killer special.
00:50:22Now.
00:50:23Yeah.
00:50:25I got you.
00:50:30And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:50:36And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:50:42Mia!
00:50:48As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair.
00:50:53I can deal with public humiliation,
00:50:55but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:51:00Here we go.
00:51:01Jules, wait.
00:51:07You look upset.
00:51:10What are you, my therapist?
00:51:12Fuck off.
00:51:13No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:51:18Jules.
00:51:20I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:26What is that?
00:51:27Okay, time.
00:51:29Come on, Jules.
00:51:30Don't you want to have some fun?
00:51:33No, thanks.
00:51:35Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:51:39Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:51:43Better play along.
00:51:54Bottoms up.
00:51:58Cheers.
00:52:02Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:52:04I'm going to go change.
00:52:09Destiny.
00:52:11Have you seen Jules?
00:52:12I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:52:14Emmett was with her.
00:52:17That little shit.
00:52:20Come on.
00:52:25Don't move.
00:52:32What do you think you're doing?
00:52:34Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:52:36We both know you want this.
00:52:39Be gentle.
00:52:40Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:42Back off.
00:52:44Just relax, baby.
00:52:46Let that E kick in.
00:52:47You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:49Oh.
00:52:50I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:52:53Let go of me.
00:52:54This is just going to take a minute.
00:52:57Oh yeah, that's right. Moan for me.
00:53:02Jules?
00:53:04Jules, are you in there?
00:53:05Noah!
00:53:06Help me!
00:53:10Noah!
00:53:11Help me!
00:53:14Emmett!
00:53:15Get off of her!
00:53:17You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:19What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:24Emmett!
00:53:25She doesn't want you!
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:27She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:29Even if she won't say so.
00:53:37Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:39I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:43Wait! Stop!
00:53:48This asshole isn't worth it.
00:54:07You look like shit.
00:54:09Jules just kicked my ass.
00:54:11All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:54:14Hey!
00:54:16Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:54:23Leah, stop.
00:54:26This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:54:31Be so fucking for real.
00:54:33Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:54:36You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:54:40And you know what?
00:54:42He's coming back to the house with me.
00:54:45Tonight.
00:54:46Mia, sit down.
00:54:48Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:54:53Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:54:55Let's go.
00:55:01I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:55:12Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:55:16Ow!
00:55:17You're hurt. Let me help you.
00:55:30I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:44I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:55:46I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:55:49Really.
00:55:50I didn't take them.
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:59You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:01It's twice as fun.
00:56:03And I've been saving it just for you.
00:56:13What are you trying to give me?
00:56:19Rocky Road.
00:56:22Ow!
00:56:23Hey, I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me?
00:56:26How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:32I'm not an asshole.
00:56:33No, you're the king of assholes.
00:56:38You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:56:48I got to show you something.
00:56:57I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:57:05And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:57:13It worked.
00:57:27I've wanted you all summer.
00:57:30Stop waiting.
00:57:33I need you.
00:57:35Now.
00:57:40What if somebody sees?
00:57:42Everybody's at the club.
00:57:45I'm taking you upstairs.
00:57:56Okay.
00:57:57Oh my god.
00:58:24Hi, this is Alan.
00:58:25It's Mia.
00:58:27Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:58:29He was hinting at proposing to me soon and we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:58:37Okay, bye.
00:58:52Hey, sleepyhead.
00:58:54What are you doing up so early?
00:58:56Thought I wore you out last night.
00:58:58I'm ready for another round.
00:59:01Hey, can you knock?
00:59:02Can you put your boner away?
00:59:05Get up! Get up! Get up, get up, get up!
00:59:08Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:59:10It's worse than a fire.
00:59:14Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
00:59:24You're fucking with me.
00:59:25What's the big deal?
00:59:26There's the drugs.
00:59:27And the mess.
00:59:28And you.
00:59:29What about me?
00:59:30She like totally thinks you're a slut.
00:59:31But like in a bad way.
00:59:32Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:59:37I need to get out of here.
00:59:38I'll hide Jules.
00:59:39I'll distract mom.
00:59:44Yo, Jason.
00:59:45I'm gonna go hide Jules.
00:59:46Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
00:59:54Tell me when the coast is clear.
00:59:55Got it.
01:00:05Get your brother.
01:00:07Now.
01:00:14Mommy!
01:00:15Noah!
01:00:16Noah!
01:00:22My baby boy!
01:00:23Mom, hi!
01:00:26Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:00:29Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:00:33To propose!
01:00:39Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:43None of your business.
01:00:44Okay, well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:53I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:00:57What is that slut doing here?
01:01:02You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:01:04Get out of this house!
01:01:06Mom.
01:01:07Noah, a little help?
01:01:08Mom, this is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:01:16Yes.
01:01:17It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:01:22Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:01:26Lisa, my second mommy.
01:01:30We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:01:33Oh, yes, we do.
01:01:34You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:36I have no idea what got into her head.
01:01:38I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:40But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:01:43Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:01:45Please?
01:01:55My head hurts.
01:01:57Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:00Yeah, sure.
01:02:01Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:03Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:02:05Oh, thanks.
01:02:12She's weird.
01:02:21Water.
01:02:22Water, I need water!
01:02:25Jules.
01:02:27What did you do to my mom?
01:02:29Aspirin.
01:02:31Aspirin?
01:02:33It's so hot in here.
01:02:36Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:43Hey, I have an idea.
01:02:45Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:48I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:02:51That's enough. I've got to talk to you.
01:02:53Let's go.
01:02:55Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:57Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:03:00No way. You gave her those?
01:03:02I didn't give them. She found them.
01:03:05Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:06Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:03:08She hates you already.
01:03:09What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:14Where did she go?
01:03:30Mom, get out of the pool.
01:03:32No way! It feels so good.
01:03:40Help!
01:03:42I'm drowning!
01:03:44Mia, save me!
01:03:46Absolutely not.
01:03:47I'm not going in there.
01:03:50Help!
01:03:52Help!
01:04:01Help!
01:04:11You saved me.
01:04:15Here, I brought you some tea.
01:04:23I was wrong about you.
01:04:25I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:04:30Wow.
01:04:36Thank you for taking care of her.
01:04:40I hope I was a good maid.
01:04:43Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:04:45Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:49You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:04:55I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:04:58No feelings, remember?
01:05:06I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:05:10I'll tear it up right now. I mean it.
01:05:16I need that money more than I want you.
01:05:20When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:05:25If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:05:30So it was really always just about the money? Really?
01:05:34When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:05:38But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:05:49Come with me.
01:05:54I want to give you the money.
01:05:57Not as your boss, as your boyfriend.
01:06:01Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:06:05I don't know what to say.
01:06:10Just let me take care of you.
01:06:17And tell me that you love me.
01:06:20I don't think I can say it.
01:06:25Let me take care of you. It's the least you can do.
01:06:31Fine.
01:06:33You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:36And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:06:39I know you do.
01:06:44Good morning, everyone!
01:06:47Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay!
01:06:50Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:06:54I was just leaving.
01:06:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:06:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:07:03After your little sex video was released,
01:07:07at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:07:11But after you saved me,
01:07:15all I can say is,
01:07:18welcome to the family!
01:07:21Wait.
01:07:23You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:07:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:07:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:07:35Adios!
01:07:38Bye, Mom!
01:07:43I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:07:47Good luck with that.
01:07:49I don't need luck.
01:07:51I have a really big brain!
01:07:59There must be something incriminating in here.
01:08:06What is this?
01:08:15Ew, what died in here?
01:08:17My manhood.
01:08:19Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:08:22Really?
01:08:25I don't like to read.
01:08:27It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:08:30They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:08:35That's cheating!
01:08:37Oh, great. You finally figured it out. Good boy.
01:08:42I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:08:47I thought this was summer vacation.
01:08:50I know, I know.
01:08:52But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:08:58What up, lovebirds?
01:09:01Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you with...
01:09:04You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:09:09Who are you?
01:09:11I'm the man who holds the key.
01:09:13And who are you?
01:09:15I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:09:26Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:09:30Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:09:34I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:38The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:09:41I'd like to be your friend.
01:09:44Noah, can you help out your friend here? He seems a little confused.
01:09:54Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:58I'm a high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble.
01:10:01And Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:10:05The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:10:10And I get bored easy.
01:10:14Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:10:21Interview starts now. Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:27Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:29Hey, how about I show you out to the pool? That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:10:34That's the guy you want to work for? He's a total clown.
01:10:40Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:10:45And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:10:48But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:50Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:53I was the captain of every sports team I was on and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:10:58And I was the only guy in the world who was able to do that.
01:11:00I was the captain of every sports team I was on and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:04I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:11:08And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:11And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:11:15The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:11:18Jules, I need this internship. And so do you.
01:11:22Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:11:26You lied to me.
01:11:27No, I didn't lie to you. I just...
01:11:30I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:32I'm sorry.
01:11:36Everybody!
01:11:38Let's get the party started!
01:11:48Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:54I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:58There's something special about you.
01:12:00You're so beautiful.
01:12:04Thanks, but I'm taken.
01:12:07I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:09Noah, tell me.
01:12:13Who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:15That'd be me.
01:12:18You're a lucky man.
01:12:20I know.
01:12:24How long is he going to be here?
01:12:27I'll protect you.
01:12:29Look at here.
01:12:31The happy little couple.
01:12:33From soulmates to soulmates.
01:12:39Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:12:42Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:45Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:12:48Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet.
01:12:51What bet?
01:12:54What bet?
01:12:55I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer,
01:12:59I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:13:02That's not true.
01:13:04Yeah, it is.
01:13:06I thought Noah would pussy out if I won,
01:13:08so I recorded the whole thing.
01:13:10You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:13:14I don't want to hear it.
01:13:16Yeah.
01:13:18It'd probably break your heart to know
01:13:20that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:13:22Hmm?
01:13:23I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:27I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:29I was nothing but a check to you.
01:13:33Both of you can fuck off.
01:13:39Chicks, dude.
01:13:41I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:13:43I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:13:46I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:13:50You're pathetic.
01:13:51Bitch.
01:13:53Whatever, dude.
01:13:58What were you thinking?
01:14:00That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:14:03I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:14:08You're a sexy girl.
01:14:10We could have a lot of fun.
01:14:12I don't have time for that shit.
01:14:14Then make time.
01:14:16There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:14:18The boys share their toys.
01:14:21And I want to play with you.
01:14:23I don't want to be played with.
01:14:25If you play nice,
01:14:27I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:14:29The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:14:33Even if this guy is an asshole,
01:14:35I should hear him out.
01:14:37What do I have to do?
01:14:40Let me borrow you for the night.
01:14:43In your dreams, perv.
01:14:49Mia.
01:14:51You know where Jules is?
01:14:53You're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:55Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:14:58Mia.
01:15:00A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:15:02Get it through your head.
01:15:04I want to be with Jules.
01:15:06Why do you like her so much?
01:15:08I don't like her.
01:15:11I love her.
01:15:15You know,
01:15:17I feel sorry for you.
01:15:19For falling in love with such a liar.
01:15:21Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:15:24Found your girlfriend.
01:15:37If I do what you say,
01:15:39then you'll give Noah this job?
01:15:41Yes.
01:15:43And it's the only way he'd get in.
01:15:45We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:15:47My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:15:49Wait.
01:15:51Now I know where I recognize you.
01:15:53Damn.
01:15:55You were great.
01:15:57Just one kiss.
01:15:59That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:06Don't play hard to get!
01:16:14Get off of her.
01:16:19Let me have my fun,
01:16:21then you can take your turn.
01:16:23If you don't leave her alone,
01:16:25I'm going to break your fingers.
01:16:27You wouldn't dare.
01:16:29You little shit!
01:16:31You'll never work for Lehman.
01:16:33Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there,
01:16:35because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:16:37than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:16:40You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:16:42You want to mess with me?
01:16:44You want to mess with me?
01:16:46Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:16:47and let all the papers know
01:16:49that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:16:52You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:16:54Please, don't tell my wife.
01:16:56Get out of my face, old man.
01:17:08How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:11How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:13It wasn't what it looked like.
01:17:15Don't lie to me.
01:17:17I saw you kiss him back.
01:17:21I didn't kiss him.
01:17:23But even if I did,
01:17:25you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:17:27You were getting money out of the deal,
01:17:29so why does it matter?
01:17:32Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:17:34and you want him right now.
01:17:36Tell him you love him.
01:17:38It matters because it makes it clear
01:17:40that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:17:48You're fired.
01:17:50Get out of my house.
01:18:05You're gone for good, bitch.
01:18:11You never belonged with us.
01:18:13And now,
01:18:14it's your turn to go.
01:18:17I played you, and I won.
01:18:20This has nothing to do with you.
01:18:23Oh, honey.
01:18:25This has everything to do with me.
01:18:31I planted the camera in your room.
01:18:35And then,
01:18:37I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:18:39And then,
01:18:41I uploaded it to Facebook.
01:18:42And then,
01:18:44I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:18:50You thought you were better than me.
01:18:53But I always win.
01:18:55All I fucking do
01:18:58is win.
01:19:01A miserable bitch like you
01:19:03will never win.
01:19:13Mom,
01:19:15I saved the house.
01:19:17It's too late.
01:19:24Maybe we can call the bank
01:19:26and figure something out.
01:19:28Someone bought it out from under us
01:19:30just this morning.
01:19:32That's what happens
01:19:34when you lose sight of your goal.
01:19:36You lose everything.
01:19:38Oh, God.
01:19:43Can I help you?
01:19:45What are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:48My dad cut me off after I lost
01:19:50the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:19:52I guess he paid a lot of money
01:19:54to get me that job, so.
01:19:58Do you need anything?
01:20:06I have a big tip for you.
01:20:08What is it?
01:20:10I have a big tip for you.
01:20:13Seriously?
01:20:15Smile more.
01:20:24This money feels dirty.
01:20:26I never want to see this check again.
01:20:40Miss me?
01:20:45Miss me?
01:20:52Get lost.
01:20:54I deserve that.
01:20:58Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:21:00And I think you'll really like it.
01:21:07Is this the deed to my house?
01:21:09Yeah.
01:21:11This morning I bought it.
01:21:14You bought my house from under us?
01:21:16Look at the name on the title.
01:21:20Oh, my God.
01:21:22You put it under my name.
01:21:25It's yours, Jules.
01:21:27It's all yours.
01:21:29But I am only giving it to you
01:21:31under one condition.
01:21:33Another condition?
01:21:36What, do you want me to be
01:21:37abandoned again,
01:21:39sleep with your boss, drug your mom?
01:21:41No.
01:21:44But I would like you to meet me
01:21:46at the summer house tonight
01:21:53at 8 p.m.
01:21:55And I want you to wear this.
01:22:08What are you doing here?
01:22:10Noah told me to come.
01:22:12Really?
01:22:14Oh, how pathetic.
01:22:16Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:22:21He's proposing to you?
01:22:23When did you two get back together?
01:22:25Well, it's not official yet.
01:22:27But he invited me here
01:22:29to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:22:31And even an idiot like you
01:22:33would know that he's proposing.
01:22:35I guess after spending the entire
01:22:37summer being bored to death by you,
01:22:39Noah decided it was time
01:22:41to be with the best.
01:22:44Mia!
01:22:46Jules!
01:22:48I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:22:50Why did you invite me here?
01:22:52To watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:54Propose?
01:22:56Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:58Oh, please.
01:23:00The big question.
01:23:02Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:23:04Mia, why did you plant
01:23:05the sex tape of Jules and I?
01:23:07Uh...
01:23:09How did you know about that?
01:23:11Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:23:13And when you were leaving the summer house,
01:23:15I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:23:17You know, the one where you told her
01:23:19that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:23:21Okay, fine.
01:23:23Yeah, I planted the camera
01:23:25and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:23:27But I just wanted to watch your relationship
01:23:29blow up in all your faces.
01:23:31What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:23:33Actually, that's my job.
01:23:35Mia Matthews, you're under arrest
01:23:37for revenge porn.
01:23:39What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:41These are not what they're for.
01:23:43Call my dad!
01:23:45Daddy!
01:23:47Bye, Mia.
01:23:49If you invited me here to watch that,
01:23:51I appreciate it.
01:23:53That's not why I invited you here.
01:23:59Everybody!
01:24:02What is he doing?
01:24:06I have invited you all here
01:24:08so I can share my secrets.
01:24:13And here are my secrets.
01:24:16I scream when I see spiders.
01:24:19I do.
01:24:21And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:24:24and I was so scared, I just left it there.
01:24:28And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:24:30Noah, what are you doing?
01:24:32You look like a crazy person.
01:24:33And I have one more secret.
01:24:36Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:24:43And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:24:45Right here in front of everybody.
01:24:47I want everyone to know
01:24:49what you are to me.
01:24:53Yes, Noah.
01:24:55I'll be your girlfriend.
01:24:57Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:59It's part of your charm.
01:25:01I love you.
01:25:03I love you too.
01:25:11Everybody!
01:25:13Let's get this party started!