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The Virgin's Bucket List Full Movie
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00:00:00Whoever fits into these shoes is going to go to Bungle Game.
00:00:15And what about this?
00:00:20Are you kidding?
00:00:21We're not going to...
00:00:22Almost!
00:00:23No, give it back.
00:00:24Give it back.
00:00:26Almost!
00:00:27No, give it back.
00:00:28Give it back or he'll go away.
00:00:31He's just...
00:00:32He's just gone now!
00:00:34Oh!
00:00:35Well, now it's your turn.
00:00:37No.
00:00:41And I'll give you much more.
00:00:43Just a little later.
00:00:56Alright.
00:01:05Get up.
00:01:09Excellent.
00:01:10Let's go.
00:01:14What's now?
00:01:16A hundred bucks each to my friends and I'm in.
00:01:21But now.
00:01:22Whatever you say, Cinderella.
00:01:26Let's go.
00:01:37Are you sure this all is a good idea?
00:01:40Relax and don't be so nervous.
00:01:42Your job is just to have fun until I or a friend will call you.
00:01:46Is that your husband?
00:01:48Yeah.
00:01:49My greatest friend Mahoney.
00:01:52Future mayor of this city.
00:01:54And this one is...
00:01:55Nobody.
00:01:56Just forget about him.
00:01:57You better get something to eat at the buffet.
00:02:00I'll be right back soon.
00:02:25Be careful with that.
00:02:29Oh, sorry.
00:02:33Are you going to eat this?
00:02:38Why?
00:02:39If it was less than ten seconds on the floor, then it doesn't count, right?
00:02:48Oh, well, I guess I'm not hungry.
00:02:52Oh, good evening.
00:02:53Hi.
00:02:54Honey.
00:02:55What's up?
00:02:56Let me introduce you to this lady.
00:03:01She's so special.
00:03:07Stacey Brown.
00:03:16So, that's what special means.
00:03:19Oh, well.
00:03:21Mr. and Mrs. Carlson.
00:03:23As I see, you've already met our special guest, right?
00:03:28Yeah.
00:03:29So, this is your special friend.
00:03:32Exactly.
00:03:34By the way, the oysters are amazing today.
00:03:36You should try them.
00:03:37Stacey, enjoy.
00:03:39No, thank you.
00:03:40I'm not hungry.
00:03:41That's fine.
00:03:42You're going to love them, for sure.
00:03:44Go ahead.
00:03:45Just try.
00:03:48Okay.
00:04:06Well, nice try, Stacey.
00:04:08But you're supposed to slurp it next time, dear.
00:04:11Oh, in your language it sounds like...
00:04:14Right?
00:04:19I can't believe this today.
00:04:21Karina, she's so funny.
00:04:22Where did you find her?
00:04:24In a hamster.
00:04:26This is a classic homeless case.
00:04:32So, you invited me here just to make fun of me with your friends?
00:04:36But it's still funny, isn't it?
00:04:39Yeah.
00:04:40Well, then you know what?
00:04:42I'm the classic human case.
00:04:46Oh, maybe two thousand and you keep hanging out with us?
00:04:51No?
00:04:52That's so sad.
00:04:56Oh my God.
00:04:57Cheers.
00:05:05You don't like oysters either?
00:05:08It's another kind of joke.
00:05:10I'm going to slap you.
00:05:11Whoa, whoa.
00:05:13I'm sorry.
00:05:16I just haven't seen you here around before.
00:05:18Karina dragged me here to make fun of me.
00:05:24Oh, yeah.
00:05:25That's her style.
00:05:29I can't stand her.
00:05:32Why?
00:05:33Because Karina and her friends...
00:05:38Anyway, I'm sick of these rich people.
00:05:41Do you have any plans tonight?
00:05:44Well...
00:05:46Look, these aren't my clothes.
00:05:50And...
00:05:52Well, I'm...
00:05:54I'm homeless.
00:05:57So what?
00:06:02Usually nobody talks to me after that.
00:06:04I don't care.
00:06:06One more thing.
00:06:07One more thing.
00:06:09I have burritos in the backyard.
00:06:13Want to join me?
00:06:16Well, that sounds definitely better than oysters.
00:06:21Good.
00:06:23Oh, um...
00:06:26Oh, and these roses are called dark moons.
00:06:29They're very hearty and they save moisture for other plants.
00:06:32And they say that they are red because a drop of blood from Aphrodite's food found them.
00:06:39Wow.
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:41How do you know all this?
00:06:43Well, um...
00:06:45I went to the uni and I was supposed to be a plant feeder.
00:06:51So why didn't you?
00:06:54Well, um...
00:06:55Well, um...
00:06:57Um...
00:06:59In my third year, my...
00:07:03My mom got sick.
00:07:05With cancer.
00:07:07And, uh...
00:07:09You know, um...
00:07:11The insurance didn't cover everything, so...
00:07:15We had to sell basically everything.
00:07:18And, uh...
00:07:19Then it was all in vain.
00:07:22And, um...
00:07:24My mom passed away.
00:07:27And my dad basically couldn't stand the grief.
00:07:34I'm sorry.
00:07:36Well, anyway, that's how I became a homeless breeder.
00:07:41Homeless breeder?
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:43That's a good one.
00:07:46You know, you're funny.
00:07:54Well, I'm sorry.
00:07:56Maybe this isn't the right time.
00:08:01No, it's perfect.
00:08:11Woo-hoo! Say cheese.
00:08:14What are you doing?
00:08:15Prancing my honey's son and making out with a homeless girl.
00:08:19What a shame.
00:08:20Everybody needs to see it.
00:08:21Give it back.
00:08:22Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:08:23It's too late.
00:08:25The video is already on the internet.
00:08:29Have a nice day.
00:08:34Wait, so you are...
00:08:39You are the son of the same Frank Mahoney?
00:08:42Yeah, that's right.
00:08:44Karina will soon be my stepmother.
00:08:47And it's the worst thing that could ever happen.
00:08:49And why didn't you tell me about your father?
00:08:53You hate rich people.
00:08:55You wouldn't have talked to me.
00:08:56Money is just a tool and people should be judged by their actions.
00:09:03I'm sorry.
00:09:05I wanted you to like me because I like you.
00:09:09Then...
00:09:13Let's run away.
00:09:18Wait.
00:09:20What about dad?
00:09:22I have to explain him everything.
00:09:24And how are we going to leave?
00:09:25We are going to figure something out.
00:09:28Together.
00:09:29Come on.
00:09:30I'm sorry.
00:09:32I can't.
00:09:36I have to...
00:09:37Oh, you just like the rest of them.
00:09:39I wasn't shocked when I saw her.
00:09:41She stopped me.
00:09:44It was...
00:09:47Karina showed me everything.
00:09:51Are you out of your mind?
00:09:52You brought her here.
00:09:53You humiliated her.
00:09:54I threw this pipe so that all the city's elite was warned.
00:09:58And now I'm here.
00:10:00I'm here.
00:10:02I'm here.
00:10:04I'm here.
00:10:06I'm here.
00:10:08And now who am I to them?
00:10:09An idiot whose son kisses a silly homeless woman.
00:10:12Don't talk about her like that.
00:10:14No.
00:10:15You're going to get on the mic and say it was a joke.
00:10:17And that the homeless belong in the dumpster.
00:10:20I won't.
00:10:21Then you're not getting another penny from me.
00:10:30Ladies and gentlemen.
00:10:32I think you've all seen that video by now.
00:10:35But it was a joke by my son.
00:10:38He will explain everything.
00:10:47Franz, there has been a mistake.
00:10:49I didn't think he'd do such a stupid thing.
00:10:52Dad.
00:10:53Why did you feel bad?
00:10:54We'll talk about it later.
00:11:02But the real joke is that I'm still here with you people.
00:11:06Because none of you arrogant jerks are worth the dirt on Stacy's fingernail.
00:11:13She came here with a sincere heart and you mocked her?
00:11:16You know what?
00:11:17I'd rather be in a dumpster with her than here with you.
00:11:23You're such a stupid idiot.
00:11:25Don't even dare to show up in our wedding.
00:11:30You idiot.
00:11:33And there will be no wedding, Karina.
00:11:37Censor, pensor.
00:11:44You're not gonna fit in the dress anyway.
00:11:47You look like a sack of potatoes.
00:11:49Girls.
00:11:51Hi.
00:11:54Are you taking in any homeless people?
00:12:07What are you doing here?
00:12:09I told them all what I really think about them.
00:12:15Now I'm out of dad's money and out of the house.
00:12:21Wow.
00:12:23Um.
00:12:26Well, um.
00:12:33Well.
00:12:36They're not like the one you make.
00:12:38But, um.
00:12:44It looks not bad.
00:12:46It looks not bad.
00:12:51So, um.
00:12:53What are we gonna do now?
00:12:57What do you mean?
00:12:59Two of us?
00:13:01Yeah.
00:13:03You and me, what are we gonna do?
00:13:10You know, I have an idea.
00:13:16There you go.
00:13:21Thank you so much.
00:13:23We're open every day, we'll help everyone.
00:13:25I'll be here.
00:13:31I just wanted to tell you how much I love you.
00:13:34I love you too.
00:13:36Very much.
00:13:45What are you doing here?
00:13:53Is this?
00:13:54Is this for me?
00:13:55Yeah.
00:13:56That's for you.
00:13:58Who else needs money?
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00:14:06It's all for you.
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