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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
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00:00Hearing is now in session in 3, 2, 1.
00:30Okay, session is back.
00:33We have a decision, me and my vice chair,
00:36that there will be no Christmas here in the House of Honorables.
00:39So, let's continue the hearing, Mr. Vice Chair.
00:41Okay, please rise for your honor, Madam Chair, Tuesday Vargas.
00:45Thank you. Good day, good day everybody.
00:48Please sit down for your second honor, Mr. Vice Chair, Buboy Villar.
00:52What?
00:53Buboy.
00:54It sounds different.
00:55I said Buboy.
00:56When you said it with my name, it sounds like Pabuhol-Buhol.
00:59It's like you're in the dark, whatever you're thinking.
01:02Alright, and please raise your legs for our honorable resource person,
01:07the beautiful, the alluring, and the seductive, Pocoy!
01:15You can see my shoes, right?
01:17Your legs are really beautiful.
01:19Yes, today and tomorrow.
01:20Merry Christmas, everybody!
01:22Merry Christmas!
01:23Happy!
01:25So, if you're wondering why we're all dressed up.
01:28Why are you all dressed up?
01:29This is how it is when you're born in Laguna.
01:33But this is the first time you're dressed like that, Madam Chair.
01:36I've seen a lot of skin on you today.
01:38This is how it is, when it's Christmas, there's no honor, honor.
01:42People lose their values.
01:44Anyway, Merry Christmas to you.
01:46Merry Christmas to you two.
01:47To the kids, to your employees, to the mothers,
01:51to the very successful business of food.
01:53Merry Christmas to all of you.
01:55Thank you so much for inviting us to PINA.
01:58We know that you're very busy this December.
02:00You have a lot of runs.
02:01Why?
02:02We have a lot of orders.
02:03It's true.
02:04It's pending right now.
02:05Sorry.
02:06Because she's here.
02:07Because I'm here.
02:08Sorry.
02:09For all the products that Mamang will buy,
02:11she's the one who monitors all of them.
02:14It's true.
02:15You're very hands-on.
02:16Yes, yes, yes, yes.
02:17It's hard to use my name.
02:19You really need to be hands-on.
02:21It's like you have a tattoo.
02:22It's only been two minutes.
02:23It's true!
02:24It's true!
02:25It's only been two minutes.
02:26It's a discussion.
02:27It's hard to use your name.
02:28I'm the one who cooks.
02:29You know that.
02:30Really?
02:31But there are people who use their brand name.
02:35So you don't allow that?
02:36No.
02:37I really don't.
02:38And it's hard for you to get food poisoning.
02:40Right.
02:41So you need to have a business name.
02:43Because that's your name.
02:44Langganang has a tattoo.
02:45Arinolang has a tattoo.
02:46Right?
02:48Arinolang has a tattoo.
02:49So it's fair.
02:50It's fair.
02:51Three.
02:52Like that.
02:53It's fair.
02:54It's balanced.
02:55It's antique.
02:56Right?
02:57You don't have a problem.
02:58You can joke around.
02:59True.
03:00But recently, you were watched by viewers.
03:02Yes.
03:03A lot of people watched this.
03:04True.
03:05Up to the Pope.
03:06Really?
03:07It reached the Holy Father.
03:08It was prayed for.
03:09By the Vatican.
03:10It reached the Congress of America.
03:11It reached the Congress.
03:12It was discussed in the House.
03:13It was discussed there.
03:14Yes.
03:15Until now, it's still trending.
03:16It's still trending.
03:17Because it's heavy.
03:18It's heavy when it happened to you that you were in a business.
03:22You know that.
03:23You're a businessman.
03:24It's true.
03:25It's really hard.
03:26What should I do, Madam Chair?
03:28What should I do?
03:29To his e-wallet.
03:30Yes.
03:31It was returned.
03:33And their promise is that it will be returned to other people.
03:38So it's not just one account?
03:40There are many.
03:41Several accounts.
03:42What messaged you, Mommy P?
03:44My son is in charge.
03:45My son is in charge of our Kineme.
03:47Correct.
03:48Of course, I was in Marinduque at that time.
03:51Then, in the morning.
03:52It's stressful.
03:53In the morning.
03:54Is this in Bangkok?
03:55Are you in a boat, Ma'am?
03:56A boat with a tattoo.
03:57I told you.
03:59My son calls me,
04:00Mom, can I talk to you?
04:02Aren't you busy?
04:03I said, why?
04:04Mom, I'm busy.
04:05He said, go to the clinic.
04:06Mom, it's not like that.
04:08I ran out of money.
04:09I ran out of money.
04:10When I woke up.
04:11Mom, what did you do last?
04:12He said, I accepted a payment.
04:14In the last transaction, he accepted a payment.
04:16When he woke up in the morning,
04:17he had no money left.
04:19Oh my God.
04:20I said, wait a minute.
04:22That's for my salary.
04:23True.
04:24That's for my salary,
04:25to buy ingredients.
04:27Yes.
04:28I was shocked.
04:29Why?
04:30True.
04:31There.
04:32After that,
04:34I got it back right away.
04:35Those who do business,
04:36big or small.
04:38Correct.
04:39All of the pesos,
04:40he worked hard for.
04:41That's important.
04:42Sweat and blood.
04:43You can't make 1,000 pesos if you don't have pesos.
04:44Yes.
04:45Speaking of that,
04:46that is so stress.
04:48Stressful.
04:49It's really stressful.
04:50That's why we're going to investigate that issue.
04:52Okay?
04:53Now,
04:54the things that make you happy
04:56every Christmas.
04:58Yes, you're right, Mr. Vice Chair.
04:59That's a long list.
05:01I'm sure.
05:02Even though it's Christmas,
05:03we should be happy.
05:04Yes.
05:05There are things that make us happy.
05:06There's joy.
05:07Yes.
05:08We're so happy.
05:09Yes.
05:10But before everything,
05:12we're going to ask you
05:14a lot of questions.
05:15You have to take an oath.
05:16Really?
05:17Yes.
05:18We have a rule that we have to follow.
05:20What's the rule?
05:21Just say,
05:22boyfriend,
05:23abam.
05:24Abam again?
05:25It's hard.
05:26It's expensive to get deported.
05:27What?
05:28He asked me earlier,
05:29don't you like to cook?
05:30Why don't you challenge me to abam?
05:32I said,
05:33I really did the challenge.
05:34Abam.
05:35I said,
05:36don't do that.
05:37Don't bet on those who don't have a job.
05:39Those who work hard.
05:40He said,
05:41okay,
05:42I'll introduce you to my friend.
05:43No, just google it.
05:44What will it say?
05:45It'll say,
05:46the business of abam is also a lie.
05:50So he's your enemy.
05:52Marieta Subong,
05:54the first comedian actress who got deported.
05:56Yes.
05:57And her boyfriend,
05:58John Smith,
05:59the first American to go to make his own lying recipe.
06:03And sell it in a bottle.
06:05Really?
06:06And lives in Antipolo.
06:08I'll use that.
06:09I'll avoid that.
06:10I'll use it again.
06:13You can't avoid this.
06:14You have to make an oath.
06:16You can raise your right leg.
06:18Really?
06:19You can do it.
06:20You're a dancer.
06:23Do you swear?
06:24I'm not Jet Li.
06:25Go down.
06:26I'm not done.
06:27It's like a mannequin.
06:28You can go up and down.
06:30Right?
06:31Our comedian is very flexible.
06:33Up.
06:35I thought it was me.
06:36I was surprised.
06:38Here's the oath.
06:39Raise it first.
06:41Do you swear to tell the truth?
06:43The whole truth.
06:44And nothing but the truth.
06:45So help yourself.
06:47Help me.
06:48I will.
06:50I will help you.
06:51I always help you as you always help me.
06:54Let's help each other.
06:56Okay.
06:57Let's have an opening statement first, Madam Chair, please.
06:59Okay.
07:00For your opening statement, Mamang.
07:01What is the name of the person who makes you stressed this Christmas?
07:06Huh?
07:08Huh?
07:09He's not here anymore.
07:11He's deported.
07:12He's not here anymore.
07:13He's deported.
07:14That's why I'm not stressed anymore.
07:16Is this the first Christmas?
07:17That he's not here anymore?
07:18Yes.
07:19In the Philippines?
07:20Yes.
07:21Correct.
07:22So how do you feel?
07:23For the person in your situation,
07:26it was considered a success on your end because you really fought for it.
07:30Of course.
07:31I didn't ask him.
07:32It was your first Christmas.
07:34You didn't ask him.
07:35You got it from your country.
07:39But I have mixed feelings.
07:41Do you want us to ask him?
07:43How was your Christmas without your life being ruined?
07:49Actually, this is the answer.
07:50Roll VTR.
07:53Just kidding.
07:54He worked on it.
07:55He worked on it.
07:56It's a whole series.
07:58It's a sitcom, right?
07:59Yes, it's a sitcom.
08:00And you're the one who brings us food every day.
08:03Really?
08:04You witnessed it.
08:05You're a witness.
08:07I was conditioned.
08:09That's water.
08:11Because Martes witnessed how I took care of him.
08:14It's a different kind of comfort.
08:16That's why I'm asking.
08:17Because it's close to Christmas.
08:20After that, it's a lot of pain, right?
08:24So how do you feel?
08:25On your first Christmas, were you still upset?
08:28Were you sad?
08:29No.
08:30We're okay.
08:34Life is...
08:35Move on.
08:36We're moving on.
08:37Our life is just going on.
08:38My mom is running a business.
08:40Meimei is helping us.
08:42Meimei is one of my daughters.
08:43She's helping us.
08:44And Malia is already in grade 1.
08:46So she needs to focus on her studies.
08:50And even if she's here, it's like she's not here.
08:53Of course.
08:54So it's okay.
08:55It's very difficult.
08:57Now that it's Christmas,
08:59did you tell yourself that all the feelings you had last Christmas,
09:03you shouldn't feel again this year?
09:05No.
09:06I told myself,
09:07that's the last time I'll cry.
09:09I'll cry every night.
09:11Did you cry last Christmas?
09:13Yes.
09:14Tell us about it.
09:15I really felt it.
09:17The first Christmas, she's not with us anymore.
09:19Of course, Baguettes is asking questions.
09:22It hurts.
09:23It hurts.
09:24I'll cry on Christmas.
09:25I know I'm cooking her favorite dishes.
09:27Her requests every Christmas.
09:29Of course, it hurts.
09:30Now, I don't have to cook anymore.
09:33I don't have any more requests.
09:36I'll just calm down.
09:39Right?
09:40Right?
09:41Aside from selling,
09:42you're also cooking staff meals and family meals.
09:45It's a mess.
09:46In the middle of it, you're still taping.
09:48Correct.
09:49You're still cooking.
09:50It's hard to be a mother.
09:52It's a mess, Mama.
09:53I think that's the most stressful Christmas for us mothers.
09:57Everyone's enjoying it.
09:59We're having karaoke.
10:00Yes, Madam Chair.
10:01Shumashat.
10:02You're watching it.
10:03It might get burnt.
10:04Yes, the mother.
10:05I'm watching if it's soft.
10:06Is it good?
10:07Is it good?
10:08Your nieces and nephews will be with you.
10:10You'll fall there.
10:11Right?
10:12Right?
10:13It's like that.
10:14Yes.
10:15Call the one bathing in the pool.
10:16He'll eat.
10:17His hands are shaking.
10:18It's like that.
10:19The one who drank water from the canal.
10:21Why the canal?
10:22It's like that.
10:23There's a gated bridge.
10:24Yes, like that.
10:26I don't know what to say.
10:28But last year, you cried.
10:30Everything.
10:31Everything.
10:32The first Christmas without us, I cried everything.
10:35You can't enjoy it.
10:38It's not genuine happiness.
10:40You know that?
10:41You're just having fun.
10:43But after that, you're still taping.
10:47Other than that, you're taping a lot.
10:49Right?
10:50You're crying because of the kids.
10:53We're not complete.
10:55Speaking of kids, do you believe what other people are saying?
10:59We all have kids.
11:01Christmas is just for kids.
11:03We're the ones who are stressed on Christmas.
11:06As parents, we'll give our best for our kids.
11:11It's true.
11:12When it's Christmas, we're still kids.
11:15When it's Christmas, even if we don't have anything,
11:19we're still like,
11:21Hi, it's Christmas.
11:22So now that I'm free,
11:26even if I don't have anything for Christmas,
11:29I'm still giving to my kids.
11:31It's good that in this generation,
11:34poverty and hardship won't carry over.
11:37I'll give you a good Christmas.
11:39What's Christmas?
11:41Are you going to live your Christmas as a kid?
11:43We have the same stories.
11:45Grassroots stories.
11:48Yes, Madam Chair.
11:49We have a tradition called Nananaygon.
11:52What's that?
11:53It's like Christmas.
11:54Oh, Nananaygon.
11:56Sorry, I don't know how to say Nananaygon in Tagalog.
11:58What's Nananaygon in Tagalog?
11:59Nananaygon.
12:00Christmas, right?
12:01Nananaygon?
12:02Yes, Nananaygon.
12:04My mom is smart.
12:07She's good at finding rooms.
12:09What I do is, I'm with my mom.
12:11I'm in front of her, she's in front of me.
12:14What I do is, I'm like...
12:18I have a gun.
12:19What I do is, I don't give to my mom.
12:22You're scamming your mom.
12:24Your mom is a scammer.
12:26So what I do is,
12:29every house she goes to,
12:31my mom is a drummer,
12:32I'm the one who takes care of the other houses.
12:34So now, my mom is surprised.
12:35I don't give anything to them.
12:37I forgive them.
12:38My mom is surprised.
12:39My closet is full of guns.
12:41You put guns in your closet?
12:43You're a crybaby.
12:44You're learning from me.
12:47My dad taught me how to sing.
12:49I thought,
12:51wow, my dad is really supportive of what I want in life.
12:54He wants me to be a singer.
12:57The first thing he taught me was Oh Holy Night.
13:00I perfected it.
13:02Then he said,
13:03go study there.
13:05I was like,
13:06what?
13:08You made it a reality.
13:10I thought,
13:13I thought he was supportive of what I want.
13:15Then he said, go study there.
13:16How much is it?