Aired (December 28, 2024): Puno ng pangako ang New Year’s Resolutions, pero bakit parang katamaran ang pinakamalaking hadlang? Alamin kung paano talunin ang tamad na vibes at gawing totoo ang mga goals mo sa 2025! #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00Do you know that Sasa Girl used to be a stylist?
00:03And there's an artist who made it hard for her, she was forced to do it.
00:08Let's do the Executive Whisper, even if it's just a little.
00:12Tell me who this is.
00:19It's not that famous.
00:25Order! Order!
00:26Order! Order!
00:27Order! Order!
00:28Is she still in the Philippines?
00:29I don't think so.
00:30I don't know.
00:31But at that time, she was famous.
00:35You know, she's my idol because she has a bad temper.
00:39You have similarities.
00:40We have similarities.
00:42Of course, their joke is, never meet your idols.
00:45It's a bit true.
00:47Because at that time, I said,
00:49I thought even if her personality is like that,
00:53she's kind at work, she's easy to work with, she's easy to talk to.
00:58But I feel like,
01:00the only bad thing about my part was,
01:03I quickly went crazy.
01:07So you're a fuman girl?
01:09I'm a fuman girl.
01:10Like that?
01:11Yes, like I said,
01:12I'm always smiling at her.
01:15But of course, you know that,
01:17it's hard when there's...
01:19You have an idol there.
01:21Someone is starstruck by you.
01:23But of course, you're conscious in a way.
01:26Now, I just get it.
01:28But you know,
01:31I still didn't accept it at that time.
01:33That's why I made it hard for her.
01:34You made it hard for her.
01:35Really?
01:36You pushed her too?
01:37No, I didn't push her.
01:38She was in front of me.
01:40I pushed her away.
01:41When she turned around, I looked at her.
01:43I was like, what is this?
01:45Yes, she turned around first.
01:47Of course, she's gay.
01:48I'll lose my job.
01:51The gay is still hungry.
01:53Right?
01:54You know, the viewers,
01:56not just your fans,
01:57because there are a lot of us
01:58who are not part of LGBTQ,
02:00but we're allies.
02:02We support the issues
02:04that are revolving in your world.
02:06It's really fun to see
02:08these kinds of stories
02:10where a dream girl,
02:12who's famous,
02:13in your own words,
02:14Yes.
02:15who's now fresh,
02:16with a big air conditioner,
02:17who still looks...
02:18Still famous.
02:19Still famous.
02:20She's inspiring.
02:22Do you have an intent
02:24to make your content like that?
02:26That it will be like this,
02:27that I'm imparting a lesson,
02:29or did it just happen by accident
02:31in all of your content?
02:33When I had connections,
02:35or became friends,
02:37in my circle,
02:38I don't care.
02:40I don't gatekeep
02:42what I know,
02:43what I want to do.
02:45I know the techniques.
02:47Techniques.
02:48To make money.
02:49The techniques.
02:50Like that.
02:51I don't gatekeep it.
02:52What I'm saying is,
02:53you know,
02:54I can still develop
02:56other people.
02:57Do you get it?
02:58They're still pushing
02:59those things.
03:00You'll still grow.
03:02You'll still have a lot of learnings
03:04in life that they won't
03:05take away from you.
03:06Like,
03:07I'm willing to share.
03:09I'm willing to share
03:11what I have.
03:12I won't take it away.
03:14Whatever platform I have,
03:16it always goes back
03:18to the community.
03:20Like,
03:21it's not just me.
03:23It's not just me
03:24in this representation.
03:26I know there are many
03:27who are better than me.
03:29I know there are many
03:30Nakshees out there
03:31who, you know,
03:32one day,
03:33they're still in their prime.
03:35They're still in their prime.
03:36Then,
03:37in the long run,
03:38you'll have a job.
03:40That's perfect.
03:41They'll be richer than you.
03:42Things like that.
03:43That's what I think
03:44is the best.
03:46It makes me smile.
03:48We all have that.
03:49That's how it is.
03:50Speaking of rich,
03:51since it's 2025,
03:53how rich is a Sasager now?
03:55I'm not that rich.
03:56You're being gay.
03:57Can we whisper this?
03:59Executive whisper.
04:00You can say it.
04:01Executive whisper.
04:02It's just right.
04:03It's relaxing.
04:04But I'm not rich yet.
04:05I mean,
04:06you live in a big house
04:07that you say is not yours.
04:09Yes,
04:10it's not ours yet.
04:11If you don't say the amount,
04:13in today's Sasager,
04:14is it able to buy
04:15its own house?
04:17Are you close to that?
04:18Actually,
04:19I already bought a house.
04:23Congrats!
04:24But,
04:25I haven't bought a house yet,
04:27but I bought my mom a house.
04:29That's perfect.
04:31What did your mom say?
04:33You know,
04:34that's really my dream.
04:36I told her,
04:37since my mother is old,
04:39like,
04:40103?
04:41No,
04:42almost.
04:43Almost?
04:44Almost,
04:45like that.
04:46She's 70.
04:47Oh my God.
04:48She just celebrated her birthday
04:49on December 2.
04:50Happy birthday, mama.
04:51Belated mama.
04:52Happy birthday.
04:53What's your mom's name?
04:54Mommy Esther.
04:55Mommy Esther,
04:56happy birthday.
04:57Happy birthday,
04:58mommy Esther.
04:59Yes.
05:00I told her,
05:01before I get old,
05:02before my mom and dad
05:03are gone,
05:04I need to
05:05give them
05:06a house.
05:08That's really
05:09my dream.
05:10Because,
05:11you know,
05:12I'm like a mom.
05:13You're a house boy.
05:14I'm like a parent.
05:15Because,
05:16you know,
05:17of course,
05:18when you're gay,
05:19you're really a mom.
05:20So,
05:21I told her,
05:22I'll buy a house
05:23for my parents.
05:24Something like that.
05:25So,
05:26my first dream
05:27came true.
05:28Mommy Esther
05:29cried a lot.
05:30She cried a lot,
05:31oh my God.
05:32What did your mom say?
05:33I don't know,
05:34she said,
05:35she didn't cry a lot.
05:36She's also a mom.
05:37Just a touch.
05:38Of course,
05:39my mom
05:40has a strong personality.
05:42She said,
05:43thank you,
05:44you bought me a house.
05:45You bought me a house.
05:46So,
05:47before I die,
05:48I'll live there.
05:49That's how strong she is.
05:50You don't like her jokes?
05:51You don't like her jokes?
05:52You don't like her jokes?
05:53Mother,
05:54you know.
05:55Your cumul is rising.
05:57Yes,
05:58correct,
05:59my God.
06:00Mother is below.
06:01But,
06:02how is it when you're doing content,
06:03don't your mom scold you sometimes?
06:05Because,
06:06of course,
06:07sometimes she scolds me
06:08because when I think of content,
06:09it's only 3am.
06:10Then,
06:11the content is still shouting,
06:12gay,
06:13it's crazy.
06:14How did your mom explain that?
06:16I said,
06:17Mother,
06:18we won't be able to eat tomorrow
06:19if I don't do this.
06:20Something like that.
06:21Of course,
06:22it's a battle.
06:23Just endure it.
06:24But I'm sure
06:25mommy Esther is very proud.
06:26She's telling you.
06:27She's happy.
06:28She's proud.
06:29She doesn't think that
06:30your jokes
06:31will reach this level.
06:32Before,
06:33I used to have a headache.
06:34She always calls me at school.
06:35Hey,
06:36what are you doing again?
06:37You have another one.
06:39Something like that.
06:40You have another one.
06:41Right?
06:42You have another one.
06:43At first,
06:44my enemies are
06:45gays,
06:46men,
06:47and women.
06:48My God,
06:49all of them.
06:50I became LGBT.
06:51The whole flag?
06:52The whole flag.
06:53You went through all the colors.
06:54Correct.
06:55Reco from experts,
06:56how can we achieve
06:57the New Year's resolution?
06:59Let's read the things
07:01that we need to remember
07:03to achieve
07:04the New Year's resolution.
07:05Instead of,
07:06maybe,
07:07resolution,
07:08let us set a goal.
07:10A goal.
07:11I don't like that kind of joke.
07:13I don't like that kind of joke.
07:14New Year's resolution?
07:15How?
07:16Of course,
07:17you're going to shout.
07:18Correct.
07:21Instead of a resolution,
07:23I don't have the courage.
07:24Sorry.
07:25Sorry.
07:26Actually,
07:27we're going to have a five-star here.
07:31Catch me.
07:33My boyfriend is here.
07:34Stop it.
07:35Hey.
07:36You're not doing anything.
07:37Oh my God.
07:38Anyway,
07:39instead of
07:40New Year's resolution,
07:41we need a goal.
07:42Correct.
07:43Just a goal.
07:44What's our goal?
07:45What are our goals?
07:46I'm saying,
07:47properly,
07:48wholeheartedly,
07:50this year,
07:512025.
07:52How about you?
07:53I still haven't realized
07:54because first of all,
07:55I'm forgetful.
07:57He set a goal
07:58for December.
07:59Yes.
08:00Actually,
08:01I set it for December.
08:02Then,
08:03I remember my goal.
08:04It's already March.
08:05March?
08:06That long?
08:07I said,
08:08shucks,
08:09it's already expired.
08:10Yes.
08:11Maybe that's why
08:12you don't remember
08:13because tip number two,
08:14instead of
08:15a big resolution
08:16or a very general resolution,
08:17let us be specific.
08:19For example,
08:20I'll save up
08:21to build a bathroom.
08:23I'll save up
08:24to buy a bike
08:25specifically for Bunso.
08:26Ah, true.
08:27Not like,
08:28I'll have a lot of money in 2025.
08:29It's too general.
08:30You'll do something
08:31like,
08:32right?
08:33What's better?
08:34Should it be in notes?
08:35Yes.
08:36I'll write it down.
08:37I'm a tactile learner.
08:38I want to write it down
08:39so people can understand.
08:40Yes.
08:41It's a bit like that.
08:42Also,
08:43I used to
08:44have an ending.
08:46I'm fond of ballpens.
08:47I'm confused.
08:48Where were we?
08:49Tip number 36.
08:50I'm also from Batang San Lazaro.
08:52You're from the same place.
08:53We're from the same place.
08:54Here,
08:55Balara.
08:56What's your name?
08:57Batasan.
08:58Batasan.
08:59From Cebu to Batasan.
09:00True.
09:01I'm Almeda Tondo
09:02from Santa Cruz.
09:03I studied in Tayuman.
09:04So,
09:05we're literally from the same place.
09:06Yes.
09:07I'm also a big basurero.
09:09It's just here.
09:10In the circle.
09:11Kalayaan.
09:12Right?
09:13We're from the same place.
09:14Unilaynal.
09:15Yes.
09:16Trellis.
09:17Hard.
09:18Yes.
09:19Hard places.
09:20Okay.
09:21Next.
09:22For the recommendation
09:23of the experts,
09:24let's hear it.
09:25Be realistic.
09:26Don't obey the goal.
09:27For example,
09:28you weigh 230 kilos.
09:29Your goal is 110 pounds.
09:30In one year,
09:31don't do that.
09:33Don't be an addict.
09:34Yes.
09:36Next.
09:37Next.
09:38Think small.
09:39Baby steps are okay.
09:41For example,
09:42in January,
09:43you want to lose 10 pounds
09:45by the end of Feb.
09:47Be realistic.
09:48But if you're going to lose 60 pounds
09:50in two months,
09:52what will you do?
09:55Don't do that.
09:56We don't like that.
09:57Don't obey.
09:58Correct.
09:59Baby steps.
10:00It's okay.
10:01Specific.
10:02Just small.
10:03And last,
10:04give it time.
10:05It doesn't have to be drastic.
10:07You have until Dec. 31
10:09to complete
10:10your year's resolution.
10:11That's why it's a year.
10:12It's not a month.
10:13True.
10:14Don't make a decision.
10:15Don't make a decision.
10:18That's it.
10:19Let's remember that.
10:20If there are three of us,
10:21I'll remember that
10:22because
10:23my year's resolution is hygiene.
10:25So,
10:26I'll follow that.
10:28Let's start with the ears.
10:30I'll remove my hair
10:31when I wake up.
10:33Actually,
10:34those are baby steps.
10:36Those are baby steps.
10:37Literal baby steps.
10:39It's just small.
10:41Baby steps for now.
10:42You'll pay for today.
10:43Correct.
10:45What is this?
10:46It's getting worse
10:47as it gets deeper.
10:48It's so dirty.
10:49Is it?
10:50Yes.
10:51I thought it was clean.
11:02You're welcome.