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00:00What's up, Madlang People! I'm Alvin Panao, the breadwinner and messenger of Novaliches Quezon City.
00:15What's up, Madlang People! I'm Carlo Manuel, the messenger of Sampaloc, Manila.
00:22Number 3!
00:24What's up, Madlang People! I'm Carl Kenneth Barce, the breadwinner and messenger of Quezon City.
00:31But now, Glyza, we have three Ks.
00:36You can ask them, but only one.
00:40You can smell it, you can hold their hands, it depends on your discard.
00:44What does a messenger smell like?
00:46Let's smell it. It smells like outside.
00:50Because it's always outside.
00:52It's always outside. You know, it's inside.
00:55Because it's sunny and rainy.
00:57But what kind of message is it?
01:00Because now, when I hear the messenger, it's like a postman.
01:04Or is it a deliveryman?
01:06It's a deliveryman.
01:08It's a deliveryman.
01:10It's a messenger.
01:12You can check the smell if you want.
01:14Yes.
01:16Let's say goodbye to them.
01:17Is it just my hand, Kuya?
01:19What is it?
01:21Let me hold your hand first.
01:23Kuya has a glass skin. Look at it.
01:26What is it?
01:28It's a bit rough.
01:30Because messengers either ride a motorcycle or drive.
01:35But let's smell it.
01:37What does a messenger smell like, Glyza?
01:40It's neutral.
01:42Because it's driving, it's neutral.
01:44It's neutral.
01:45It's neutral.
01:47It doesn't have a strong smell.
01:50It doesn't have a strong smell.
01:52What about the hair?
01:54Because it's sunny.
01:56Does it smell like a helmet?
01:58It smells like a new shampoo.
02:00But of course, it will go here.
02:03And it will enter here.
02:05It's here.
02:07Can I ask what's the number of a string trimmer?
02:10What's the number?
02:12No, that's not it.
02:13Just one.
02:15You can ask one.
02:17Okay.
02:19What's the farthest place you've been to deliver a message?
02:25Paranaque.
02:27But this is Tagabigutan.
02:29That's far.
02:31No, Queso City.
02:33Just one.
02:35He's from Paranaque.
02:37Okay, Kuya.
02:40Kuya Carlo.
02:41Kuya Carlo from Sampaloc, Manila.
02:44I was thinking, because he's outside, it's sunny.
02:49Kuya No. 1 is a bit pale.
02:52It's like he can't fly in the sun.
02:55Kuya, can I hold your hand?
02:58See?
03:00He's sweating.
03:02He's nervous.
03:04Yes, he's nervous.
03:06Maybe he's tired from delivering.
03:08He's shy.
03:09He's shy.
03:11Kuya smells like hairspray.
03:13What?
03:15He smells like hairspray.
03:17Or gel.
03:19Or hair product.
03:21Hair net.
03:23It's hard.
03:25Because all of them can be messengers.
03:27That's what they say.
03:29It's hard.
03:31Is he sweaty?
03:33Is he sweaty?
03:35Do you want to ask?
03:36What's the most difficult message you need to deliver?
03:42The most difficult message I need to deliver is the check.
03:46Check?
03:48That's important.
03:50That's all.
03:52That's all.
03:54One question, one answer only.
03:56Okay, the third one.
03:58It's like...
04:00Kuya, can I hold your hand?
04:02Yes.
04:03It's like you have a lot of documents.
04:07A lot of important things.
04:10Congratulations, Kuya.
04:12The smell.
04:14He has a big advantage when he smells.
04:20They have the same smell of hair.
04:22They have the same smell.
04:24They smell like hair products.
04:26Maybe it's because of our main artist.
04:29They didn't come from delivering.
04:31They didn't come from delivering.
04:33Maybe later or tomorrow.
04:35What's your question to him?
04:37What is it?
04:39I don't like shoes.
04:43Are you used to delivering?
04:46Sorry, there's a follow-up question.
04:48Answer it!
04:50He doesn't answer anymore.
04:52What if he doesn't receive anymore?
04:55He doesn't answer anymore.
04:57He doesn't answer anymore.
04:58Have you ever been in love?
05:00In real life.
05:03She's talking to you.
05:05Have you ever been in love?
05:07Have you ever been in love, Kuya?
05:09No, he doesn't answer anymore.
05:11Did you send him a message?
05:13He doesn't answer anymore.
05:15He doesn't answer anymore.
05:17He doesn't answer anymore.
05:19It's hard.
05:21It's hard because they all have the same vibe.
05:24They all can be messengers.
05:26But if you look at the skeletons we made earlier,
05:29who's the breadwinner messenger?
05:33I think it's Kuya Karl.
05:36Kuya Karl.
05:38Number 3.
05:40Because his hands are too thick.
05:42His hands are too thick?
05:44No.
05:46It's too thick.
05:48It's too thick.
05:50His hands are too thick.
05:53His hands are too thick.
05:54His hands are too thick.
05:56Earlier, I saw his shoes.
05:58There were a lot of scratches.
06:00There were a lot of scratches.
06:02Kuya Alvin and Kuya Karl's shoes are very clean.
06:07Maybe it's just for today.
06:09But it's very white.
06:11It's like they're the same.
06:13I think they're working.
06:15They're in the same group.
06:17They're wearing the same shoes.
06:19Number 3 has a lot of scratches.
06:21His hands seem to have bruises.
06:24Bruises?
06:26Maybe it's because it's hot today.
06:28It's still hot.
06:30He has bruises.
06:32I just saw that he has bruises and scars.
06:36Let's ask Lolita.
06:38Number 3.
06:40Why did you choose number 3?
06:42Because he looks like a monkey.
06:45He looks like a sun.
06:47Number 2 is also a monkey.
06:49Yes.
06:51Maybe number 1 is the air conditioner in the car.
06:55Me too.
06:57Kuya Karl's hands are not that wet.
07:03But it's wet.
07:05It's not wet.
07:07Kuya Karl's hands are really wet.
07:10Let's ask our co-hosts.
07:12Jackie, who do you think is the messenger?
07:15For me, it's number 3.
07:17Why?
07:18His eyes look like a monkey.
07:20When he receives orders, he's like,
07:22Here you go.
07:24His face looks like a monkey.
07:26He looks like an innocent monkey.
07:28His eyes look like a monkey?
07:30Yes, Kuya Jong.
07:32If his eyes are like that, he's not a messenger.
07:34You said that to your Kuya Jong.
07:36Sorry, Kuya Jong.
07:38It's intimidating when he does that.
07:40He should be like,
07:42Here you go.
07:44I think so.
07:46He doesn't look like a messenger.
07:48He looks like a CEO of a company.
07:50CEO!
07:54Let's ask Darin.
07:56Who do you think is the messenger?
07:59I think it's number 2 because of his shoes.
08:02Why?
08:04Because if you're always delivering,
08:06you have to be comfortable throughout your day.
08:08I don't think I'll wear number 3 if I'm a messenger.
08:12It's heavy.
08:14Yes, it's heavy.
08:15I think it's number 1 because
08:17overall, he doesn't look like a messenger.
08:21As of now.
08:23His opinion might change later.
08:25So if he's not a messenger, what is he?
08:27It's like,
08:29he's comfortable because he's wearing a glass skin.
08:33He said,
08:35is it my fault if I'm wearing a glass skin?
08:37There are messengers who are also in a car, right?
08:40It's a service.
08:42He said,
08:44there's no messenger who's wearing a glass skin.
08:46Sorry.
08:48He's always thinking about himself.
08:50Why is he wearing a glass skin?
08:52Is it going to break?
08:54That's why.
08:56It's heavy.
08:58For Koreans.
09:00Yes.
09:02Ryan!
09:04Let's ask Chang Ami.
09:06Who do you think is the messenger?
09:08I'm confused.
09:09What do you think?
09:11I think it's number 1.
09:13Why is it number 1?
09:15Because before he went to work,
09:17he did sunblock.
09:19He's really good.
09:21He's really good.
09:23Because when you're in the sun,
09:25you're not taking care of yourself.
09:27So I'm number 1.
09:29You know, when you said that,
09:31Chang Ami smiled.
09:33Right?
09:35Because when you go to work,
09:37you know, you're preparing.
09:39He's always mad.
09:41He's always asking questions.
09:43I'm sorry.
09:45But I think it's number 2.
09:47It's like Daryl and Ryan's friends.
09:49They have the same eyes.
09:51I agree.
09:53I agree.
09:55Questendi, what do you think?
09:57I think it's number 2.
09:59Why?
10:01Because he's the one who's physically fit.
10:03Based on his paranormal instincts.
10:05Paranormal instincts?
10:07He's the one who's fit?
10:09He's the one who can go anytime.
10:11He can go anywhere.
10:13He can go anywhere.
10:15It's because he's a messenger.
10:17He's really fast.
10:19I think it's number 2.
10:21Who?
10:23I think it's Paolo.
10:25Paolo?
10:27Right?
10:29What?
10:31You don't believe me?
10:33You don't believe me?
10:35Desti, are you crazy or crazy-like?
10:37Crazy.
10:39You only have 5 minutes left.
10:41He doesn't look like him.
10:43Look at him.
10:45Kim Pao.
10:47Kim Pao.
10:50You guys should make a heart.
10:52That's not him.
10:54Why are you getting mad?
10:56Miss Glyza, let's guess who's the one who's physically fit.
11:00It's like a messenger.
11:03There's a point to everything they said.
11:06About the sunblock,
11:07about physical fitness,
11:09but I think Miss Lolita and I would go for number 3.
11:16Number 3.
11:18But now, let's move on to the second K.
11:20This is Kilos.
11:22What Kilos will do is,
11:24they will face different scenarios
11:26that they experience working as a messenger.
11:30Here's the first scene.
11:32Jackie will make the messenger angry
11:35because he didn't pay for this.
11:39He didn't pay for this.
11:41Alvin, you will enter the office of your boss
11:45and you will make him angry.
11:48Lights, camera, action!
11:52Good morning, ma'am.
11:54There's nothing good in the morning.
11:56Ma'am, I know what happened.
11:58That's why I'm asking for forgiveness.
12:00You already know?
12:02Yes, ma'am.
12:04I didn't say anything.
12:06I'm sorry, ma'am.
12:08Okay, sit here.
12:10What happened?
12:12What's that?
12:14Are you on a studio tour?
12:16He won't look at your face.
12:18I can't see his reaction.
12:20I'm really sorry, ma'am.
12:22What are you sorry for?
12:24You didn't pay for my contribution.
12:25You didn't pay for my SSS, my field health.
12:28Why did you forget that?
12:30Ma'am, I'm sorry.
12:32There are a lot of deliveries.
12:34I did it, ma'am.
12:36But when I got to the building, it was already closed.
12:39Let me do it, ma'am.
12:41Tomorrow.
12:43No, you didn't pay for it.
12:45That's why I lost my love.
12:48I'm sorry, ma'am.
12:50What are we going to do with that?
12:52There's a lot more, ma'am.
12:53It's just love.
12:55There's a lot more?
12:57But, ma'am, tomorrow, I promise,
12:59I'll be the one to deliver it.
13:01I'll give it to you first.
13:03I'm sorry, ma'am.
13:05Because of the boss' anger,
13:07she'll have to dance to Water.
13:09Even if there's a lot more,
13:11that's what I need.
13:13Make me sweat.
13:15She'll just dance.
13:17They say,
13:19there's a knock, someone will come.
13:20Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
13:22What are we going to do with that?
13:24Ma'am, I'm just here to talk about
13:26your payment.
13:28Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
13:30I'll just do it.
13:32The manager will open the door.
13:34Can't you hear it?
13:36Who is it?
13:38Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
13:40Hello?
13:42It's Dara.
13:44Hi.
13:46Is there a problem?
13:48I think I hear
13:50someone getting angry.
13:52No,
13:54he just wants to have a snack.
13:56You want to have a snack now, right?
13:58Ma'am, I thought you were angry.
14:00But I'm hungry, ma'am.
14:02No, it's okay.
14:04Even if you didn't pay my contribution,
14:06it's like my love has arrived.
14:11Because of the happiness,
14:13the messenger will sing.
14:15The messenger,
14:17Alvin.
14:18Is this love?
14:21Are you ready?
14:23Is this the end of my feelings?
14:26Glaiza is surprised.
14:28Ma'am, is this included in your job?
14:30No, it's not.
14:32She's kind, she's kind.
14:34Let's give her a bonus.
14:38It's good that you didn't pay.
14:40It's like my love has arrived.
14:42I know, ma'am.
14:44She texted me earlier.
14:46You're still angry.
14:48You're still angry.
14:55She became a mayor.
14:58And now, you may kiss the bride.
15:01Oh my God!
15:03It's so fast.
15:05There's no wedding party.
15:07Cut!
15:09It's like she's the breadwinner.
15:11Because she does everything.
15:13That's how the messenger is.
15:15She became an officiator of the wedding.
15:16Yes.
15:18Oh, sorry.
15:20Jackie, that's just acting.
15:22Okay, I'll try again later.
15:24Jackie already brought it.
15:26You're still in my lattice.
15:28Not him.
15:30This is our second scene.
15:32There's a sealed document that the messenger will deliver.
15:36The document is named after the son of Natchang Ami and Oggy.
15:42But their son is not there.
15:44Oh, I see.
15:46It's your turn.
15:48Lights!
15:50Lights!
15:53Camera, action!
15:55Oggy is the son of Natchang Ami, right?
15:57No!
15:59He has a delivery for Sir Martin Makayana.
16:03Martin?
16:05Yes, sir.
16:07Don't you know Martin?
16:09He's our son.
16:11He needs to receive this.
16:12But we're the parents.
16:14Martin is not here.
16:16I'm Mr. Makanaya and she's Mrs. Makanaya.
16:20And we're husband and wife.
16:22Can you show me the proof that you're their mother or father?
16:27Proof?
16:29Yes, ID.
16:31Show me the ID.
16:33Why are you asking for proof?
16:35Because this is confidential.
16:37I'm not sure if I can give this to you.
16:39Where did you go?
16:40I went to your house.
16:42What's the address?
16:44In Quezon City.
16:46That's our house!
16:48That's where we live!
16:50Martin is not here.
16:52He's on vacation.
16:54It's the same house number, ma'am.
16:56Why did you go here?
16:58Their son, Martin, is coming.
17:00Their son?
17:02Our son is here.
17:04Son?
17:06Where are you going?
17:07I told you not to go to such places.
17:10Their son is older than me.
17:12I got divorced.
17:14You got divorced? Of course!
17:16Where are you going?
17:18Ma'am, this is Martin.
17:20Martin? He's Martin?
17:22He's a woman, ma'am.
17:24Why? Do we have a problem with that?
17:26Do you have an ID, ma'am?
17:28I don't have an ID.
17:30Where are you going, son?
17:33The messenger will look for the son's school ID.
17:38Do you have a school ID, ma'am?
17:40I have a senior ID.
17:42She doesn't have an ID.
17:44She's older than her parents.
17:49I'll prove it to you.
17:51Okay, ma'am.
17:53We'll prove it to you.
17:55Show your son how you dance.
17:57This is how we dance.
18:03Hey!
18:05They're so close.
18:07He's our son.
18:09Later, the son will be kind to his father.
18:13He'll buy him a cellphone.
18:16Daddy, daddy, daddy.
18:18Do you have...
18:20I haven't seen you for a long time.
18:23The father will hug the son.
18:26Daddy, daddy.
18:28What is it, son?
18:30I have a request.
18:32What is it?
18:34Can I have a cellphone?
18:38Ma'am, ma'am.
18:40Don't worry.
18:42Your father is kind.
18:44We're not talking.
18:46We're not talking.
18:48The messenger will go back.
18:50The messenger will go back.
18:55I have another request.
18:57Is my son being nice to his father?
18:59Where is it?
19:00Kiss your father.
19:03Son, when was the last time you took a bath?
19:08Later, later.
19:10The son will be kind to his mother.
19:14Mommy.
19:16Your son is very tired.
19:18He'll be kind to his mother.
19:20And because the son is kind...
19:22Son, go to sleep.
19:24Go ahead.
19:27Here's my IP.
19:28The messenger will go back.
19:30The messenger will go back.
19:32The messenger will be kind to his father.
19:34He doesn't know that.
19:36He'll be kind to his father.
19:38Because you're quiet.
19:40He'll be kind to his father.
19:42What do you need?
19:44I need an ID to prove that he's your son.
19:46Why do you need an ID?
19:48As you can see, they have the same face.
19:50Ma'am, it's really forbidden for us.
19:52It's forbidden.
19:54We can't prove that he's your son.
19:55The son will show you his ID.
20:00This is his ID.
20:02This is his ID.
20:04Son, show us your ID.
20:06This is your ID.
20:08This is your ID.
20:10This is my ID.
20:12We have the same face.
20:14He really has a dialogue.
20:16He's saying something.
20:18He's saying something.
20:20Baby, baby, what are you saying?
20:22Son, we have the same face.
20:23Son, we have the same face.
20:25The messenger will be angry because he was fooled by him.
20:28Ma'am, I think he has a different last name.
20:31What?
20:33Because his last name is different from his last name.
20:38He took a taxi.
20:40Who's his mother?
20:42Not me.
20:44OMG.
20:46And the plot thickens.
20:48It's better if they let him go.
20:51Ma'am, ask him to leave.
20:53I'm still talking.
20:55Sweetheart, you have to watch this so you'll know who Baby's real mother is.
21:00Who?
21:02The mother of Baby.
21:04She's the mother.
21:06Son, where are you going?
21:08I took you to school.
21:10What happened, son?
21:12Benjamin Botog.
21:14Can I be your mother?
21:16Son, what's this mess?
21:19Sweetheart, he's angry because he found out that...
21:23He found out that...
21:25He found out that...
21:27He found out that...
21:29He found out that...
21:31He found out that...
21:33Okay, the messenger will say it.
21:35He agreed.
21:37Sir, ma'am, this is okay. This is my ID.
21:39This is your ID?
21:41This is it.
21:43This is it.
21:45This is my ID.
21:47Wait.
21:49This is your ID?
21:51What's this?
21:53It looks like she owns a bakery.
21:55Endorse her.
21:57You're so handsome.
21:59You're so handsome.
22:01You're here, Liza.
22:03Thank you so much.
22:05Let's thank mommy.
22:07What's your name, mom?
22:09Thank you, mom.
22:11I'm Lorna.
22:13Lorna.
22:15Lorna.
22:17Lorna, thank you so much for being so game and amazing.
22:21And all of you,
22:23and because you're with us,
22:26and for your kids to have fun,
22:28go shopping for some bread.
22:30Go get some bread.
22:32Go get some bread.
22:34All of this bread is from Julie's Bake Shop.
22:37Yes.
22:39All of this is yours.
22:42We'll give you some bread later.
22:46Thank you, mommy.
22:48Thank you, mommy Lorna.
22:50What do you think, Liza?
22:52Did it help?
22:54Oh, we still have one more.
22:56We still have one more.
22:58Or you can give it to her first.
23:00I'm just kidding.
23:02This should be included.
23:04This is the third scene, Liza.
23:06Boss Ryan will order his messenger.
23:08The question is, what is it?
23:10This is scene number three.
23:12It's Carl.
23:14I can't wait to see the emotions.
23:16Before Carl enters,
23:18the boss will sing first.
23:25Carl will enter.
23:27He'll tell his boss,
23:29you're crazy.
23:44You're crazy.
23:46You're crazy.
23:48You're crazy.
23:50You're crazy.
23:52You're crazy.
23:54You're crazy.
23:56You're crazy.
23:58You're crazy.
24:00You're crazy.
24:02You're crazy.
24:04You're crazy.
24:06You're crazy.
24:08You're crazy.
24:10You're crazy.
24:12You're crazy.