Forth 1's 'Boogie In The Morning' breakfast show team - Boogie, Arlene and Marty - have unveiled their Christmas parody song for 2024. It's called 'You're Staying ANOTHER Day' and is a hilarious cover of the East 17 Christmas classic.
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00:00Hey when you came for Christmas Day And we said that you could stay
00:19We only meant till Boxing Day You know I'm not one to diss
00:31But you're starting to take the mick Cos it's nearly Hogmanay
00:41Don't you think you've stayed too long now And it's time for you to go the f*** away
00:56Thought I'd leave some hints, so darling I packed your bag and left it out in the hallway
01:11It costs a fortune just to feed you You just lay about all day drinking my bucket
01:25Hey it was nice on Christmas Day But the welcome you've outstayed
01:34Oh please just go the hell away Your face I'm not gonna miss
01:45To get the house back will be bliss Oh please don't stay another day
02:00Night after night you just get reeking Then you feel sham, ask if I plan to turn the heating on
02:15I make your breakfast, lunch and your tea Make a brew, milk and two all day long
02:34Hey we'd like to put the tree away Change the bed, wash the duvet
02:42When you decide to go away We're getting ourselves into a tizz
02:53We'll be cracking open the fizz When you just go the hell away
03:04Oh is that champagne? Yeah. Do you want a glass?
03:08Oh I'd love a glass of fizz. Thanks.
03:14Arlene, can I have a word in the vestibule? Yeah.
03:21Why's he still here? Oh I don't know. You invited him.
03:25You said get him round for Christmas Day. I said be specific on the duration.
03:30Well when he turned up he only had one pair of knickers. I thought he'd be gone by Boxing Day.
03:34He's been using the washing machine and the tumble dryer. The tumble bloody dryer.
03:40Arlene, is it alright if you use the tumble dryer?
03:43Yeah that's fine. Does he know how much that costs?
03:52You have to tell him. You've got to get rid of him.
03:55I'm not telling him. This is your fault. You tell him.
03:58I don't like conflict. You do it. I'm over here.
04:01Fine. I'll tell him.
04:05Marty? Yeah?
04:10Do you want a cup of tea? Oh that'd be great. Yeah milk in two please Arlene.
04:15Here's your cup of tea Marty. You enjoy it. And then f*** off.