Summer Situationship (2024) - Full Movie
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:11For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules!
00:00:20Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter slut will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:29The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid
00:00:34for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend
00:00:36in their summer home.
00:00:38I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:40Clean it up,
00:00:42maid.
00:00:48I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:52That's no way to talk
00:00:54to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:56You're paid to serve
00:00:58me. Now clean it up
00:01:00and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:10I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:12Right, Emmett?
00:01:14Yeah. She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:24Oh, you just can't help
00:01:26but open your legs at every opportunity,
00:01:28can you?
00:01:34Am I dreaming?
00:01:36No way is the guy who ruined my life
00:01:38helping me.
00:01:42What the hell's going on?
00:01:46Noah?
00:01:48What the hell's going on?
00:01:50Jules came in here to work
00:01:52and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:54and she grabbed me.
00:01:56And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny?
00:02:00Is that what happened?
00:02:02That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:04Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up
00:02:06being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:10Why do you even care?
00:02:12She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:14and I had to jump in
00:02:16and save your reputation
00:02:18before things got out of hand.
00:02:20Mia?
00:02:22Give me your phone.
00:02:24What?
00:02:26Give me your phone.
00:02:28No.
00:02:32I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:34Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:36If I see anybody
00:02:38with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:02:40they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:42Open it.
00:02:50I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:03:02Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:06Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:08Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:12Yes, we can.
00:03:14No, we can't.
00:03:16This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:18Why would we do that when she's obviously
00:03:20just faking it for attention?
00:03:22Wake up, slut, show's over.
00:03:24Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:03:26then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:28Fine by me, I'll be by the pool.
00:03:30Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:32I'm it.
00:03:34I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:03:36but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:39Jules?
00:03:41Jules, come on.
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit, what do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth, give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58Alright, um, let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:04:03but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules.
00:04:07You're not going anywhere.
00:04:09I'm fine.
00:04:11Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:13You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:04:15of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:17What are you, a stripper?
00:04:19I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:21You know, last time I saw you,
00:04:23you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:04:25and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:27And now you come to my summer house
00:04:29with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:04:31and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:33What are you trying to do?
00:04:35Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:39You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:41I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
00:04:58and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:05:00And you know what, I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:02So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:07Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner
00:05:12just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:19You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:24Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times.
00:05:30I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:32Yes, you did. And when you did,
00:05:34you cost me my job opportunities
00:05:36and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:38I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially cancelled
00:05:43and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:47Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:07Be so fucking for real.
00:06:09Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:12It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:15Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:18How convenient.
00:06:21Let the girls talk.
00:06:28After everyone saw your tits online,
00:06:31I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:40Did you just spit on me?
00:06:42Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:47Everything you've ever had or wanted
00:06:51is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:04Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my god.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:11I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:19Thanks, Noey.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:39I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me.
00:07:45And this is my rental too.
00:07:48So, what I say goes.
00:07:53Cheers.
00:07:59Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:02So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different, but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:10Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:17Jules.
00:08:20Look, I know things have probably been really tough
00:08:24since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:32It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:35I don't want your pity check.
00:08:38My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:41This is too humiliating.
00:08:43I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:50What are you doing home?
00:08:52I lost my job at the summer house.
00:08:54No, no.
00:08:56That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:08:58Jules, when your father died, he left us in a $100,000 in debt.
00:09:02I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:06Mia?
00:09:08Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:11But her father said that he was going to pay us back.
00:09:14Mia, her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:18But her father said that if you worked at their summer house,
00:09:21he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything.
00:09:34I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little noey.
00:09:38Please don't call me that.
00:09:41You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money
00:09:46so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:48Mia.
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:52We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:01Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:05That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:09I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:14You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this.
00:10:18Are you genuinely stupid?
00:10:20Or do you just not get it?
00:10:22Nobody wants you here.
00:10:24I can't back down.
00:10:26Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:28I'm not talking to you.
00:10:30I'm talking to you.
00:10:33I need this job.
00:10:35I need you to choose me.
00:10:37After everything that happened between us,
00:10:39I shouldn't want her.
00:10:41But I do.
00:10:43What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:47What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:49I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:51No, no, no.
00:10:53No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:57Tell her, Noah.
00:10:59Prove it.
00:11:02I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:04And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:09Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:12And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:11:16Mia.
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:20Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what?
00:11:37You'll spank me?
00:11:39You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:44You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:51You're right.
00:11:53Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:12:01You're right.
00:12:03Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:07You're fired.
00:12:14You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:16Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:18Hey, where are you going?
00:12:19Jules, you can't just leave.
00:12:21Jules!
00:12:23You can't just leave.
00:12:26You fired me.
00:12:28I can do whatever I want.
00:12:33God, you're so hot. I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:12:49Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:12:56Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:02Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:09Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:13Call him, I'll lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:33Thanks.
00:13:35What the hell?
00:13:37What the fuck are you?
00:13:42You want your job back?
00:13:44Fuck me.
00:13:49Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:13:52Play along.
00:13:54Why would I do that?
00:13:56You want your job back? You've got to earn it.
00:13:59Oh, Jules, your body is so hot.
00:14:01Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:09You're crazy.
00:14:11Crazy like a fox.
00:14:16Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:20You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:22I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:27Noah, come out right now.
00:14:32Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:35I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:38Oh, come on, baby.
00:14:40Show me what you've got.
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:47Now.
00:15:02Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:06Yeah.
00:15:08Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:11You fucking bitch.
00:15:13You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:15Take it up with Noah.
00:15:18This isn't over.
00:15:20If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:15:25you're wrong.
00:15:27I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:31Yeah.
00:15:37Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:39You know what? I should thank you.
00:15:41Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:43Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:46Oh, wait.
00:15:48I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:52You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:15:54Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:15:56We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:15:58Yeah. What about it?
00:16:01If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer,
00:16:03you back off the internship.
00:16:05Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:16:07Internship will be yours.
00:16:10Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmet Coburn in this house.
00:16:15You're on.
00:16:23We need to talk.
00:16:27Emmet, get out.
00:16:32Did I get my job back?
00:16:35Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:39To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:42You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:16:45I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:49Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:52Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:55Well, I changed my mind.
00:16:57Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:01Done.
00:17:03Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:11Give me that.
00:17:12Not yet.
00:17:19Give me that.
00:17:20Not yet.
00:17:21I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:25But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:30This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:36I'll do it.
00:17:39Great.
00:17:44Let's seal the deal.
00:18:01I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:04Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:06You can't resist me.
00:18:10All right. Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:23Rule number one.
00:18:25No boners.
00:18:27You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:35Just one.
00:18:37No feelings.
00:18:39I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:42You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:49Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:53Yeah, I do.
00:18:55I have one.
00:18:58No one touches you but me.
00:19:03You don't own me.
00:19:05Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:08While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:12So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:16Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:19Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:21Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:25Let the show begin.
00:19:30Ew.
00:19:32Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:36You kicked me out.
00:19:38Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:42Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:46At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:51Mia.
00:19:54Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:57This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:03I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:05I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:09Game on.
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:13Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:17Dinner is served.
00:20:24Let's fucking go!
00:20:27Game!
00:20:35Oops.
00:20:36I spilled.
00:20:38Emmett?
00:20:40You want to help?
00:20:41Huh?
00:20:42Yeah.
00:20:44Look at Jules squirm.
00:20:48Oh, she can release a sex tape, but can't take a body shot?
00:20:57Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:04Jules, take your shit.
00:21:07I don't want to.
00:21:09Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:39Oops.
00:21:41I spilled a little.
00:21:43Jules.
00:21:45I'm still thirsty.
00:21:56Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:59I have to go.
00:22:09If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:14Choke on it.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:22Don't touch me.
00:22:24Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:34You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:37Yeah, I know.
00:22:40Now you're going to strip for me?
00:22:42You're shivering.
00:22:45Come here.
00:22:57Bed's yours tonight.
00:23:01Bed's yours tonight.
00:23:03I'll take the couch.
00:23:06What are you doing here, and where is Noah?
00:23:30Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:34Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:36Whatever.
00:23:38I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:23:41Mia's your best friend?
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:44She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:46People contain multitudes.
00:23:49Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:51She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:54And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:57And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:01If you know what I mean.
00:24:12Like what you see?
00:24:15I do, actually.
00:24:32What are you doing here?
00:24:35Taking a shower.
00:24:38Remember, no don'ts.
00:24:41You wish.
00:24:47Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:50I've got some friends coming over.
00:24:52Meet me at the pool.
00:25:02What's with this guy?
00:25:05One minute, he's ice cold.
00:25:07Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:15Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:24Let's get going.
00:25:28Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:44I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:47Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:51Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:54You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:57You're right.
00:25:59It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:06Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:10Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:26:17Mia, would you relax?
00:26:19We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:26:22What's Survivor?
00:26:24A show for old people.
00:26:26Ew! It's so boring.
00:26:28I'm kidding.
00:26:30Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:35What game is she trying to play?
00:26:37Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:40Come on, Mia.
00:26:42We used to be best friends.
00:26:44Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:47You're right.
00:26:49You're right. We did. We used to be best friends.
00:26:53And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:59It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:27:04What are you talking about?
00:27:06I never said anything about Save It.
00:27:09Proof's right here.
00:27:12And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:16Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:21I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:26I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:27:32Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:27:35Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:41They can?
00:27:42I never said that. Mia did.
00:27:45She's framing me with the texts that she sent.
00:27:48Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:53Hey, I made good money for these.
00:27:57Mia, would you knock it off? Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:28:01Really? Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:28:04She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:07Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:13Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:16You said that about me?
00:28:18I can explain.
00:28:20Save your breath.
00:28:30Bitch!
00:28:32Don't touch me!
00:28:33Get off of me!
00:28:44You are so hot.
00:28:46I gotta get his shirt off.
00:28:48I gotta get his shirt off.
00:29:12Yo!
00:29:14Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:29:18No, no way, dude.
00:29:20I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:29:23She'll come crawling back.
00:29:27Speak of the devil.
00:29:33You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:35Dude, look.
00:29:37You hooked up with Jules!
00:29:38I don't know what's going on.
00:29:39What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear. You hooked up!
00:29:45Fuck!
00:29:46Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:48Emmett, stop!
00:29:49Fuck you, dude!
00:29:50Stop!
00:29:55Did you post this?
00:30:06Jules, did you post this?
00:30:12I don't know.
00:30:13Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:16What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:20I didn't do anything.
00:30:22Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:26You know what?
00:30:27Everyone was right about you.
00:30:29You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:32Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:34Lose my number.
00:30:36I never want to see you again.
00:30:38Fine.
00:30:39Feelings mutual.
00:30:44Great.
00:30:45You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:51Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:54Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:59You're a skank.
00:31:01So get out and don't come back.
00:31:14Help!
00:31:16Help!
00:31:30You...
00:31:31You saved me.
00:31:44That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:48And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:54Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:31:58Go on, Jules, tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:01Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:32:03We have to talk.
00:32:06Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:14One step closer to making her mine.
00:32:24Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:26I can explain everything.
00:32:28Good, explain.
00:32:29Now.
00:32:36You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:38Takes one to know one.
00:32:40Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:48You're right, we shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:54Trust me, we won't stay secret for long.
00:32:58I can keep you to myself even if I try.
00:33:11You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:15That way everyone can see it.
00:33:17But for right now, it's party time.
00:33:28OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:32I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:35How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend?
00:33:38How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:41You don't know him like I do.
00:33:44If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:47Ew, spare me the visual.
00:33:49I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:55He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:33:58But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:02More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:09Except for the one about you.
00:34:11I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:13That's true.
00:34:19Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:31Is that true?
00:34:35It's true.
00:34:37I liked you.
00:34:40Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:42I mean, really.
00:34:45Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:48So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:50Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:55I guess you can.
00:34:57There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:05I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:07But when I really think about it,
00:35:09I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:11I really did.
00:35:17You give those two until the end of today?
00:35:19To what, Bone?
00:35:22They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:24It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:27I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:30Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:36Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:35:38You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:40When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever pollutes you.
00:35:46Mm-hmm.
00:35:59Okay.
00:36:16She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:18My turn.
00:36:29No smoke. Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:36Rude.
00:36:56Keep the circle moving.
00:36:59If you want to really piss me off,
00:37:01kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:06Get off of me.
00:37:08Dude, I took her virginity. What's a little peck?
00:37:13Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:15Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:23Hey, Jules! Jules!
00:37:25You're a pig!
00:37:26Hey, Emmett is lying, okay? He's lying.
00:37:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:34You have feelings for me?
00:37:41I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:43But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:45You have feelings for me?
00:37:47Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:37:49You do?
00:37:51Yeah. I have all the feelings.
00:37:53Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:37:56You're a dick!
00:37:57Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes, Jules,
00:37:59sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:02Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:05I broke your trust.
00:38:06And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken, too.
00:38:10What do you mean?
00:38:11I mean, I trusted you when you let me down,
00:38:13and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:18Do you want to get back together?
00:38:21You said no feelings.
00:38:23Yeah, you're right.
00:38:27So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:29Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:31Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:33Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:42Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:38:45Ew. Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:48Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:54Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:57And the only reason why I know that
00:38:59is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:39:03Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:06Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:09Yes, yes, that's a great idea. You should go do that right now.
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:19It's not that easy.
00:39:21Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:23I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:25Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:39:29What do you mean?
00:39:31I mean Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:39:35Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:38She was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:41I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:39:43but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:39:45and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:39:47or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:50We can talk later. I promise.
00:40:04The girls go shopping.
00:40:06Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:10Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:13I cannot wait to crush your ego.
00:40:16Once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:19Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:23It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:40:26The internship is mine.
00:40:28Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:31Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:42If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:40:45Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:49Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:40:52I'm going to go try this on.
00:41:01You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:03Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:06No, you didn't. That's impossible. It doesn't fit.
00:41:09Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:41:11What are you doing?
00:41:13I'm shopping.
00:41:15Do you not remember me?
00:41:17I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:19Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:22She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:24Well, what Mia says goes.
00:41:26So your money's no good here.
00:41:28You know what? You're right.
00:41:31I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:35That's it. You're out.
00:41:38Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:41:41I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:41:43Trash?
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:45That's my girlfriend.
00:41:46Oh.
00:41:51Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:55See this car?
00:41:58Has no spending limit.
00:42:00My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:03And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:06No way, this is mine!
00:42:07Oh, are you going to purchase it?
00:42:09No, not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:12Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:28What do you think?
00:42:33Noah?
00:42:35Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:39Of course.
00:42:46You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:49Is it too expensive?
00:42:51No.
00:42:53It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:43:02Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:43:10Thank you, Noah.
00:43:13You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:16Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:24Put the dress on my card.
00:43:28Excuse me.
00:43:30I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:34I bet she stole it.
00:43:36I would never.
00:43:38Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:41Fine.
00:43:43Whatever, Mia.
00:43:57See, told ya.
00:44:04I don't know how that got there.
00:44:06Well, she stole it.
00:44:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:13Call the police.
00:44:15Don't call the police.
00:44:17This is all my fault.
00:44:19No, it's not.
00:44:20Yes, it is.
00:44:22I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:26But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:28You can't do this.
00:44:30It's a waste of money.
00:44:32Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:44:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:41Please and thank you.
00:44:50Hey.
00:44:51Good to see you.
00:44:53Okay.
00:44:55There he is.
00:44:57Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:02Well, enjoy it while it lasts.
00:45:03Because after tonight, I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:13Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:15Okay, dude.
00:45:17Jules was mine first.
00:45:18I dumped her, okay?
00:45:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:23Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:45:27Okay, alright.
00:45:29Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:31Yeah?
00:45:32I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:34By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman Internship
00:45:36and never come back to the Summer House.
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:39And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:45:41I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:45:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:54Jules, you were looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:02Eat shit.
00:46:04Hey.
00:46:06Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:09Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:46:24Hey.
00:46:31Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:33Uh, I don't know.
00:46:34Jules.
00:46:36You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:40The music in here?
00:46:42Because I think it sucks.
00:46:44Jules.
00:46:46Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:48For real.
00:46:49No contracts and no money.
00:46:50I mean it.
00:46:53I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:55Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:46:57Like I care.
00:46:58I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:02I'm sorry.
00:47:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:05Have fun.
00:47:07Here.
00:47:08Put this on.
00:47:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:16You're crazy.
00:47:17Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:47:24You're on.
00:47:29Follow me.
00:47:35Let the show begin.
00:47:46You think you're hot shit?
00:47:48Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:52Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:47:55Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:47:58Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:05The rules are simple.
00:48:07Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:12And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:48:26Come on.
00:48:31Come on.
00:48:34Yeah.
00:48:35Come on.
00:48:36Come back.
00:48:37Come on.
00:48:41Come back.
00:48:42Come back.
00:48:43I'm Jack, girl.
00:48:44I got the way to the world.
00:48:45Way to the world.
00:48:46They give me diamonds and pearls.
00:48:48Diamonds and pearls.
00:48:50The way you're weighing on me.
00:48:52Disappear.
00:48:53Think about your life.
00:48:55I'm Jack, girl.
00:48:56I got the way to the world.
00:48:58Way to the world.
00:48:59They give me diamonds and pearls.
00:49:01Diamonds and pearls.
00:49:02The way you're weighing on me.
00:49:04Disappear.
00:49:06Think about your life.
00:49:16Top that.
00:49:23Top that.
00:49:31Top that.
00:49:43You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:49:45Show them off.
00:49:52The way you cry.
00:49:55Cry.
00:49:58The tears on your face.
00:50:01I'm falling in vain.
00:50:03The way you cry.
00:50:07The same old mistakes.
00:50:10I love you anyway.
00:50:17Yo.
00:50:18Jason.
00:50:20I need the lady killer special.
00:50:22Now.
00:50:23Yeah.
00:50:25I got you.
00:50:31And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:37And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:42Mia!
00:50:44Woo!
00:50:47Fuck.
00:50:48As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:50:53I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:51:00Here we go.
00:51:01Jewels, wait.
00:51:07You look upset.
00:51:10What are you, my therapist?
00:51:12Fuck off.
00:51:13No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:51:18Jewels.
00:51:20I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:26What is that?
00:51:27Okay, time.
00:51:29Come on, Jewels.
00:51:30Don't you want to have some fun?
00:51:33No, thanks.
00:51:35Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:51:39Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:51:43Better play along.
00:51:54Bottoms up.
00:51:57Cheers.
00:51:59Alright.
00:52:01Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:52:03I'm gonna go change.
00:52:09Destiny.
00:52:11Have you seen Jewels?
00:52:12I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:52:14Emmett was with her.
00:52:17That little shit.
00:52:25Don't move.
00:52:32What do you think you're doing?
00:52:34Stop denying yourself, Jewels.
00:52:36We both know you want this.
00:52:38Be gentle.
00:52:40Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:42Back off.
00:52:44Just relax, baby.
00:52:45Let that E kick in.
00:52:47You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:49Oh.
00:52:50I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:52:53Let go of me.
00:52:54This is just gonna take a minute.
00:52:57Oh yeah, that's right. Moan for me.
00:53:02Jewels?
00:53:04Jewels, are you in there?
00:53:05Noah!
00:53:06Help me!
00:53:10Noah!
00:53:11Help me!
00:53:13Emmett!
00:53:15Get off of her!
00:53:17You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:19What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:24Emmett!
00:53:25She doesn't want you!
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:27She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:29Even if she won't say so.
00:53:36Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:38I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:43Wait! Stop!
00:53:48This asshole isn't worth it.
00:54:06You look like shit.
00:54:09Jewels just kicked my ass.
00:54:11All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:54:14Hey!
00:54:16Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:54:23Leah, stop.
00:54:26This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:54:31Be so fucking for real.
00:54:33Emmett would never want a skank like you.
00:54:36You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:54:40And, you know what?
00:54:42He's coming back to the house with me.
00:54:45Tonight.
00:54:46Mia, sit down.
00:54:48Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:54:54Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:54:55Let's go.
00:54:56Go.
00:55:01I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:55:12Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:55:15Ow.
00:55:17You're hurt. Let me help you.
00:55:27I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:42I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:55:44I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:55:47Really.
00:55:48I didn't take them.
00:55:50You didn't take the pills?
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:59You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:01It's twice as fun.
00:56:04And I've been saving it just for you.
00:56:13What are you trying to give me?
00:56:19Rocky Road.
00:56:22Ow.
00:56:23Hey, I got you ice cream. This is how you repay me?
00:56:26How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:32I'm not an asshole.
00:56:33No, you're the king of assholes.
00:56:37You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:56:48I gotta show you something.
00:56:52What?
00:57:00I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:57:08And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:57:16It worked.
00:57:23Shh.
00:57:29I've wanted you all summer.
00:57:32Stop breathing.
00:57:35I need you. Now.
00:57:42What if somebody sees?
00:57:43Everybody's at the club.
00:57:47I'm taking you upstairs.
00:57:53Okay.
00:58:14Oh.
00:58:18Oh, yeah.
00:58:23Hi, this is Alan. It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:58:29He was hinting at proposing to me soon and we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:58:37Okay, bye.
00:58:52Hey, sleepyhead.
00:58:54What are you doing up so early? I thought I wore you out last night.
00:58:58I'm ready for another round.
00:59:01Hey, can you knock?
00:59:02Can you put your boner away?
00:59:05Get up! Get up! Get up, get up, get up!
00:59:08Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:59:10It's worse than a fire!
00:59:14Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
00:59:23You're fucking with me.
00:59:25What's the big deal?
00:59:26Uh, there's the drugs.
00:59:27And the mess.
00:59:28And you.
00:59:29What about me?
00:59:30She, like, totally thinks you're a slut. But, like, in a bad way.
00:59:32Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:59:37I need to get out of here.
00:59:38I'll hide Jules.
00:59:39I'll distract Mom.
00:59:43Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules. Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
00:59:53Tell me when the coast is clear.
00:59:55Got it.
01:00:05Get your brother.
01:00:07Now.
01:00:14Mommy! Wait!
01:00:15Noah!
01:00:17Uh...
01:00:21My baby boy!
01:00:23Mom! Hi! Hey!
01:00:25Mom, I, uh, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:00:29Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:00:33To propose!
01:00:39Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:43None of your business.
01:00:44Okay, well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:53I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:00:57What is that slut doing here?
01:01:02You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:01:04Get out of this house!
01:01:06Mom.
01:01:07Noah, a little help?
01:01:08A little help?
01:01:09Uh, Mom, uh, this is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:01:17Ah, yes! It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:01:23Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:01:28Lisa, my second mommy!
01:01:32We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:01:34Oh, yes, we do.
01:01:38You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:39I have no idea what got into her head. I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:43But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:01:46Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay? Please?
01:01:59My head hurts.
01:02:01Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:03Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:02:05Oh, thanks.
01:02:06Oh, thanks.
01:02:12She's better.
01:02:21Water. Water. I need water!
01:02:25Jules?
01:02:28What did you give my mom?
01:02:30Aspirin.
01:02:31Aspirin?
01:02:32Woo! It's so hot in here.
01:02:36Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:41No.
01:02:43Woo!
01:02:44Hey, I have an idea. Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:48I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:02:51Oh, that's enough. I've got to talk to you. Let's go.
01:02:55Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:57Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:03:00No way. You gave her those?
01:03:02I didn't give them. She found them.
01:03:04She found them. Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:06Oh, no fucking way, Jules. She hates you already.
01:03:09What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:14Where did she go?
01:03:27Woo!
01:03:29Woo!
01:03:30Mom, get out of the pool.
01:03:32No way. It feels so good.
01:03:40Help!
01:03:42I'm drowning.
01:03:44Mia, save me.
01:03:46Absolutely not. I'm not going in there.
01:03:50Help!
01:03:52Help!
01:04:03Help!
01:04:11You saved me.
01:04:15Here. I brought you some tea.
01:04:23I was wrong about you.
01:04:25I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:04:33Thank you for taking care of her.
01:04:37I hope I was a good maid.
01:04:40Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:04:42Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:46You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:04:52I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:04:55No feelings. Remember?
01:04:59I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:05:04I'll tear it up right now. I mean it.
01:05:09I need that money more than I want you.
01:05:13When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:05:19If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:05:22So it was really always just about the money? Really?
01:05:26When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:05:29But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:05:40Come with me.
01:05:44I'm sorry.
01:05:46I'm sorry.
01:05:48I'm sorry.
01:05:49Come with me.
01:05:54I want to give you the money.
01:05:57Not as your boss.
01:05:59As your boyfriend.
01:06:01Because I want to give you everything.
01:06:05I don't know what to say.
01:06:10Just let me take care of you.
01:06:13And tell me that you love me.
01:06:16I don't think I can say it.
01:06:21Let me take care of you. It's the least you can do.
01:06:27Fine.
01:06:29You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:32And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:06:35I know you do.
01:06:38I love you.
01:06:39I know you do.
01:06:44Good morning, everyone.
01:06:47Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:06:50Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:06:54I was just leaving.
01:06:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:06:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:07:03After your little sex video was released,
01:07:06at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:07:10But, after you saved me,
01:07:14all I can say is,
01:07:17welcome to the family!
01:07:23You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:07:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:07:30I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:07:33Adios.
01:07:36Bye, Mom.
01:07:41I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:07:45Good luck with that.
01:07:47I don't need luck.
01:07:49I have a really big brain.
01:07:56There must be something incriminating in here.
01:07:59There must be something incriminating in here.
01:08:05What is this?
01:08:14Ew, what died in here?
01:08:17My manhood.
01:08:19Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:08:25I don't like to read.
01:08:26It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:08:29They're faking their entire relationship
01:08:31so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:08:34That's cheating.
01:08:36Oh, great, you finally figured it out.
01:08:39Good boy.
01:08:41I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:08:49I thought this was summer vacation.
01:08:52I know, I know.
01:08:53But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:08:59What up, lovebirds?
01:09:02Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:09:05You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:09:10Who are you?
01:09:12I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:09:24Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:09:28What are you doing here?
01:09:30Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:09:33I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:37The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:09:41I'd like to be your friend.
01:09:44Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:09:48He seems a little confused.
01:09:54Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:58I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble.
01:10:01And Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:10:05The next intern for Lehman Corp. will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:10:11And I get bored easy.
01:10:15Your interview for Lehman Corp. starts now.
01:10:18Interview starts now.
01:10:20Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:24Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:26Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:29That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:10:38That's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:41He's a total clown.
01:10:43Andrew Lehman.
01:10:44He's a total clown.
01:10:46Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:10:51And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:10:54But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:56Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:59I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:04I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:11:08And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:11And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:11:15The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:11:18Jules, I need this internship.
01:11:20And so do you.
01:11:22Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:11:26You lied to me.
01:11:28No, I didn't lie to you. I just...
01:11:30I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:32I'm sorry.
01:11:36Everybody!
01:11:37Let's get the party started!
01:11:48Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:54I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:57There's something special about you.
01:11:59You're so...
01:12:01beautiful.
01:12:03Thanks.
01:12:05But I'm taken.
01:12:07I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:09Noah.
01:12:11Tell me.
01:12:13Who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:15That'd be me.
01:12:18You're a lucky man.
01:12:20I know.
01:12:24How long is he gonna be here?
01:12:27I'll protect you.
01:12:29Look at here.
01:12:31The happy little couple.
01:12:34From soulmates to soulmates.
01:12:38Emmett.
01:12:40Noah and I are talking.
01:12:42Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:45Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:12:48Yeah, he's finally gonna win our bet.
01:12:51What bet?
01:12:54What bet?
01:12:56I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer,
01:13:00I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:13:02That's not true.
01:13:04Yeah, it is.
01:13:05I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so...
01:13:08I recorded the whole thing.
01:13:10You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:13:14I don't want to hear it.
01:13:16Yeah.
01:13:18It'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:13:21Hmm?
01:13:23I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:26I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:28I was nothing but a check to you.
01:13:32Both of you can fuck off.
01:13:33Both of you can fuck off.
01:13:39Chicks, dude.
01:13:41I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:13:43I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:13:46I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:13:50You're pathetic.
01:13:52B.
01:13:54Whatever, dude.
01:13:58What were you thinking?
01:14:00That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:14:04I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:14:09You're a sexy girl.
01:14:11We could have a lot of fun.
01:14:13I don't have time for that shit.
01:14:15Then make time.
01:14:17There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:14:19The boys share their toys.
01:14:22And I want to play with you.
01:14:24I don't want to be played with.
01:14:26If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:14:29The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:14:33Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:14:37What do I have to do?
01:14:40Let me borrow you for the night.
01:14:43In your dreams, perv.
01:14:49Mia.
01:14:51You know where Jules is?
01:14:53You're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:55Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:14:58Mia.
01:15:00A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:15:02Get it through your head.
01:15:04I want to be with Jules.
01:15:06Why do you like her so much?
01:15:08I don't like her.
01:15:11I love her.
01:15:15You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:15:18For falling in love with such a liar.
01:15:20You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:15:22Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:15:24Found your girlfriend.
01:15:29No.
01:15:37If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job?
01:15:40Yes.
01:15:42And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:15:44We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:15:47My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:15:50Wait.
01:15:52Now I know where I recognize you.
01:15:54Damn, you were great.
01:15:56Just one kiss.
01:15:58That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:05Don't play it hard to get!
01:16:13Get off of her.
01:16:19Get off of her.
01:16:21Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn.
01:16:24If you don't leave her alone, I will.
01:16:26Or I'm going to break your fingers.
01:16:28You wouldn't dare.
01:16:31You little shit!
01:16:33You'll never work for Lehman.
01:16:35Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:16:37Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:16:39than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:16:42You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hands.
01:16:44You want to mess with me?
01:16:46You want to mess with me?
01:16:48Yeah, why don't you sue me?
01:16:50And we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:16:52who's chasing young girls around.
01:16:54You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:16:56Get out of my face, old man.
01:17:08How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:12How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:14It wasn't what it looked like.
01:17:16Don't lie to me.
01:17:18I saw you kiss him back.
01:17:21I didn't kiss him.
01:17:23But even if I did,
01:17:25you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:17:27You were getting money out of the deal,
01:17:29so why does it matter?
01:17:32Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:17:34and you want him right now.
01:17:36Tell him you love him.
01:17:38It matters because it makes it clear
01:17:40that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:17:50You're fired.
01:17:52Get out of my house.
01:18:07You're gone for good, bitch.
01:18:13You never belonged with us.
01:18:16And now, it's your turn to go.
01:18:19I played you, and I won.
01:18:22This has nothing to do with you.
01:18:25Oh, honey.
01:18:27This has everything to do with me.
01:18:33I planted the camera in your room.
01:18:37And then, I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:18:41And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:18:45You thought you were better than me.
01:18:48But I always win.
01:18:50All I fucking do is win.
01:18:56A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:19:08Mom.
01:19:10What?
01:19:12Mom.
01:19:14I saved the house.
01:19:17It's too late.
01:19:24Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:19:27Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:19:31That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:19:34You lose everything.
01:19:36Oh, God.
01:19:41Can I help you?
01:19:43What are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:46My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:19:50I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:19:55Do you need anything?
01:20:02I don't know.
01:20:04I don't know.
01:20:06I don't know.
01:20:08I don't know.
01:20:10I have a big tip for you.
01:20:13Seriously?
01:20:15Smile more.
01:20:25This money feels dirty.
01:20:27I never want to see this check again.
01:20:40Miss me?
01:20:45Miss me?
01:20:52Get lost.
01:20:54I deserve that.
01:20:58Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:21:01And I think you'll really like it.
01:21:03Is this the deed to my house?
01:21:06Yeah.
01:21:08This morning I bought it.
01:21:11You bought my house from under us?
01:21:14Look at the name on the title.
01:21:17Oh, my God.
01:21:19You put it under my name.
01:21:22It's yours, Jules.
01:21:24It's all yours.
01:21:26But, I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:21:29I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:21:33Another condition?
01:21:35What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:38Sleep with your boss? Drug your mom?
01:21:41No.
01:21:43But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:21:53At 8 p.m.
01:21:55And I want you to wear this.
01:21:59Okay.
01:22:10What are you doing here?
01:22:12Noah told me to come.
01:22:14Really? Oh, how pathetic.
01:22:17Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:22:22He's proposing to you?
01:22:24When did you two get back together?
01:22:26Well, it's not official yet,
01:22:29but he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:22:32And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:22:36I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:22:40Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:22:45Mia! Jules!
01:22:47I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:22:49Why did you invite me here?
01:22:51To watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:53Propose?
01:22:54Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:56Oh, please. It's a big question.
01:23:00Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:23:03Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:23:09How did you know about that?
01:23:11Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:23:13And when you were leaving the summer house,
01:23:15I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:23:17You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:23:20Okay. Fine.
01:23:23Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:23:27But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:23:31What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:23:33Actually, that's my job.
01:23:35Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:23:38What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:40These are not what they're for.
01:23:42Call my dad!
01:23:44Daddy!
01:23:46Bye, Mia.
01:23:48If you invited me here to watch that,
01:23:50I appreciate it.
01:23:52That's not why I invited you here.
01:23:57Everybody!
01:24:00What is he doing?
01:24:04I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:24:11And here are my secrets.
01:24:15I scream when I see spiders.
01:24:17I do.
01:24:18And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:24:25And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:24:27Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:24:30And I have one more secret.
01:24:34Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:24:41And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:24:43Right here in front of everybody.
01:24:44I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:24:49Yes, Noah.
01:24:51I'll be your girlfriend.
01:24:53Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:55It's part of your charm.
01:24:57I love you.
01:24:59I love you right back.
01:25:07Everybody!
01:25:09Let's get this party started!
01:25:11Let's get this party started!