Aired (December 23, 2024): Talagang ‘Abot Kamay’ ni Kapuso actress Kazel Kinouchi ang tamang hula ng breadwinner na barker, at ‘Abot Kamay’ rin ng kanyang partner mula sa Madlang audience ang premyong 10,000 pesos!
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00:00Good luck to you, Arja and Ma'am Gina.
00:04But today, we're looking for the breadwinner, Barker!
00:09Breadwinnables, let's go!
00:12Let's go, Keisel. We're here.
00:13Do you know who Barker is?
00:14He's a dog.
00:15He's a dog.
00:16Lasif.
00:17Lasif's old job.
00:19Show us, Lasif.
00:22The three who are saying who is the breadwinner, Barker, have entered our studio.
00:26Who is the real one?
00:27Let's get to know Number 1.
00:30What's up, what's up, people?
00:32I'm Sterl Vendia, the breadwinner, Barker, of Calamba, Laguna.
00:38Barker of Calamba, Laguna.
00:42Number 2, please introduce yourself.
00:44What's up, what's up, people?
00:45I'm Ronnie Besa, the breadwinner, Barker, of Tondo, Manila.
00:50He's like a rapper. He speaks fast.
00:52He's having a hard time because his teeth are small.
00:55Number 1, his teeth are big.
00:57It's good that you're sharing so that it's balanced.
01:00Number 3, please introduce yourself.
01:02What's up, what's up, people?
01:03I'm Cali Cortez, the breadwinner, Barker, of Mandaluyong City.
01:08So that's it.
01:09They said they're the breadwinners,
01:11but only one of them is the real breadwinner, Barker.
01:14That's why you're going to flatter them.
01:17You can hold their hands.
01:19You can smell them.
01:20And you can also ask one question.
01:23Just one question.
01:24Answer everything from head to toe.
01:26Estimate and flatter them.
01:32It's like you're surprising them.
01:34I'll just ask.
01:36Kuya, what's your route?
01:39My route is Los Baños to Calamba crossing.
01:42Los Baños to Calamba crossing?
01:45Yes.
01:45There's a crossing? Okay.
01:47Los Baños to Calamba.
01:49What's your first impression of him?
01:51I think he's my first impression of the three of them.
01:54Because?
01:55Because of the beam?
01:57Because of the beam?
01:58I think it's because Kuya has wrinkles.
02:01He has wrinkles.
02:02Because he's under the sun.
02:04Yes, that's right.
02:05So it's more...
02:07That's the result of hard work.
02:11Sometimes the wrinkles.
02:12The sunburn.
02:14Because they're always under the sun.
02:16Yes.
02:17Okay. Thank you very much.
02:19Let's go to number 2.
02:21Kuya is okay.
02:22Number 2, Rani.
02:23Be careful because he has wrinkles now.
02:27Can I ask them about the sound?
02:30Yes, you can.
02:31Can I sample the sound?
02:33There's no sound yet.
02:34It's in kilos.
02:35Oh, it's in kilos.
02:36I'll just ask.
02:37Just ask.
02:39How long does it take for a jeep to fill up?
02:43It takes 10 minutes for a jeep to fill up.
02:4610 minutes?
02:47If there's a lot of...
02:49It's faster for a jeep to fill up than our water.
02:52Yes.
02:5310 minutes.
02:5410 minutes.
02:55What if...
02:56Okay, I'll just ask one question.
02:58Just one question.
02:59Look at him.
03:00Do you want to hold him?
03:06What do you think his job is?
03:07I feel like...
03:09He's not a barker.
03:11What do you think his job is?
03:13Baker.
03:14I feel like...
03:16Driver.
03:18He's not a driver.
03:19He's not a driver.
03:20He's not a driver.
03:21He's not a driver.
03:22He's not a driver.
03:23He's not a driver.
03:24He's not a driver.
03:25Why is he a driver?
03:26We'll go to number 3.
03:28Here.
03:29Who is it?
03:30That's Zero.
03:31Kuya Caloy.
03:32Why do you know him?
03:33He looks like he's an insider.
03:34He's your brother.
03:35He's an insider.
03:36I'll just ask.
03:37Are you really a barker?
03:38Yes.
03:39You're the only one who asked that.
03:40No one asked that.
03:41He confirmed that.
03:42Are you really a barker?
03:43Of course, I'm a barker.
03:44He's a barker.
03:45He's a barker.
03:46Are you really a barker?
03:47Of course, he'll just say yes.
03:49The answer is?
03:50It's like he took a long time to answer.
03:53But okay, maybe later.
03:55My thoughts will change.
03:57I think he's a surfer.
04:00How can you say that he's a surfer?
04:01Because he has a flipper.
04:02He's not a flipper.
04:03It's not called a flipper.
04:07Okay, so let's go.
04:08Let's go.
04:09What do you think Tree works as?
04:11I think he works as a...
04:16Ah!
04:18Maybe in a bus?
04:20In a bus?
04:22In a bus.
04:24Buy some bananas.
04:26In a bus.
04:28In a bus comedy club.
04:32Ryan!
04:34Yes, mommy?
04:36What does One do for you?
04:38The number one, I think he sells
04:40dirty ice cream, Ube.
04:42Really?
04:44Just one?
04:46Ube and strawberry.
04:48He's from Baguio.
04:50I saw him in Baguio.
04:52He sells ice cream in Baguio.
04:54Ube.
04:56What's Two's job?
04:58I'm a reloader.
05:00In Banketa.
05:02I'm a reloader.
05:04Directly?
05:06No, not directly.
05:08In Banketa.
05:10On the side of the road.
05:12What's Number Three's job?
05:14I'm a reloader.
05:16In a reloader,
05:18they need a mirror.
05:20Maybe they can see the small ones.
05:22Maybe there are two reloaders.
05:24They can be partners.
05:26One is a tailor.
05:28What do you call it?
05:30Locksmith.
05:32Maybe Number Two is blind.
05:34That's why he doesn't have a mirror.
05:36Maybe he's a biker.
05:38Why a biker?
05:40That's why he doesn't have a mirror.
05:44Do you have a mirror?
05:46No.
05:48Didn't you have a mirror before?
05:50Your eyeball hit the mirror.
05:52Why did it hit the mirror?
05:54Didn't you have a mirror before?
05:56Really? Why?
06:00Wow, Kabayo.
06:02Didn't you have a mirror before?
06:04Yes.
06:06But it fell.
06:10Didn't you have a mirror before?
06:12Why?
06:14Why?
06:16Why did it fall?
06:20It fell right away.
06:22Why?
06:26Okay.
06:28But what KZell said,
06:30he thinks it's Number One, right?
06:32I think so.
06:34But let's see.
06:36We still have a lot to do
06:38but maybe you'll get a hint.
06:40But Arja,
06:42who do you think is a biker?
06:44One, two, or three?
06:46I think
06:48it's Number Three.
06:50Why?
06:52I hope it's Number Three.
06:56Okay.
06:58Now, KZell and Kilos
07:00will show us
07:02what a biker is.
07:04There are a lot of things
07:06so we'll show you
07:08the props.
07:10We'll show you Number One.
07:12Number One is
07:14the host
07:16of Buendia.
07:20The scenario is
07:22there's a line
07:24of passengers.
07:26So we need
07:28our hosts.
07:30There's a line of passengers.
07:32Ryan,
07:34there's no line for the driver.
07:38Is there a line for the driver in Korea?
07:40That's the entrance to Korea.
07:42I'm the driver.
07:48There's a line
07:50and then
07:52there's a car
07:54and then there's a car.
07:56Okay.
07:58You're the last one.
08:00You're a biker.
08:02You can see the line.
08:04You'll let the passengers in.
08:06Action!
08:12Excuse me, sir.
08:14I think they're in a line.
08:16No, I was here earlier.
08:18I was with them.
08:20We didn't see you.
08:22I think it's better
08:24if we're in a line.
08:26It's faster.
08:28Excuse me, sir.
08:30You're not like Chef Loro.
08:32He's not like that.
08:34I was here earlier.
08:36Can I rest
08:38in the jeep?
08:40He's a human.
08:42This is what happened.
08:44There's no line.
08:46I was here earlier.
08:48We've been here for 10 minutes.
08:52I was here earlier.
08:54I'm the biker.
08:56I was here earlier.
08:58I know who's in a line.
09:00Excuse me, sir.
09:04You're ugly.
09:06Dagul,
09:08what's going on?
09:10Dagul, what's going on?
09:12She's not Dagul.
09:14You're beautiful.
09:16Let's give her to our colleagues.
09:18She's the first one.
09:20Is this okay?
09:22She's the first one.
09:24You're beautiful.
09:26But you should be in a line.
09:28Let's not talk about this.
09:30I'm already late.
09:32Ask the girl
09:34if she can kiss you.
09:36No.
09:38Can I kiss you?
09:40The biker will get mad
09:42and slap the girl.
09:44Wow.
09:46I'm already late.
09:48Let's start with the Chinese.
09:50Of course.
09:52There's a Chinese biker.
09:54I'm a biker.
09:56Guys, there's a biker.
09:58You should be the first one.
10:02Excuse me, guys.
10:04We should be in a line
10:06so that we can have a good ride.
10:08Ride?
10:10We're the passengers.
10:12Yes.
10:14Who's the first one?
10:16She's a biker.
10:18What about me?
10:20You should be in a line.
10:22Sir, let's be in a line.
10:24I'm your boyfriend.
10:28The guy will prove
10:30that he's her boyfriend.
10:32Kiss.
10:34Wait.
10:36Is she really your girlfriend?
10:38Why?
10:40Kiss her.
10:42Wait.
10:44Are you gay?
10:46What kind of gays are there in our family?
10:48And for you to know
10:50if they're really a couple,
10:52they have 500 pesos.
10:54They have 500 pesos.
10:58If I get that, it's mine.
11:00No, it's 1,000 pesos.
11:04They'll prove that they're really a couple
11:06so that they can ride a boat.
11:08Wow.
11:10Let's go straight.
11:12Good luck.
11:14I'm sorry.
11:16She's a newbie.
11:18I'm really good at this.
11:20Microphones, please.
11:241, 2, 3.
11:26Nothing.
11:28Wow.
11:30It's a lie.
11:32It's a lie.
11:34It's a lie.
11:36Who?
11:38Barger.
11:40It's a lie.
11:42It's 1,000 pesos.
11:44It's 1,000 pesos.
11:46You have to be close.
11:481.
11:50You're too low.
11:52You have a high mouth.
11:541, 2, 3.
12:02She's gay.
12:04She's gay.
12:06She's gay.
12:08She's gay.
12:10She's gay.
12:12Oh, my God.
12:14KZEL will prove that she's really a couple.
12:20KZEL.
12:22Thank you so much.
12:24Thank you so much.
12:26You can go now.
12:28Let's go back to 1,000 pesos.
12:32What's next?
12:34What's next?
12:36How was the ride, KZEL?
12:38It was okay.
12:40The passengers were very organized.
12:42Very convincing.
12:44She's really an organizer.
12:46She's a wedding planner.
12:48I think she's too kind.
12:50She doesn't get mad
12:52when there's no queue.
12:54She'll shout at you, right?
12:56What's next?
12:58There's a passenger
13:02who's English.
13:04It's Aion.
13:06Why are you hiding?
13:08Why are you asking for directions?
13:12I thought you can't see her.
13:14The passengers are about to board.
13:16You'll introduce them.
13:18She'll tell you where to go.
13:20Then you'll let them board.
13:22Why are you in the middle?
13:24Action.
13:26Let's go.
13:28Let's go.
13:30Let's go.
13:32Let's go.
13:34Where's this jeep going?
13:36In Quiapo.
13:38Where's Quiapo?
13:40Quiapo Church.
13:42How much is the fare?
13:4413 pesos.
13:46I don't have coins.
13:50Do you have Gcash or ATM machine?
13:52I don't have Gcash or ATM machine.
13:54Okay.
13:56Can I join?
13:58There are a lot of people inside.
14:00You need a payment
14:02first before you ride.
14:04Payment first.
14:06The English-speaking passenger will ask
14:08where's the way to Quiapo
14:10and what you can see here.
14:12Where's your way
14:14going to
14:16Quiapo Church and
14:18how does it view?
14:22It's going
14:24from Espana to
14:26Quezon Boulevard.
14:28Espana Boulevard.
14:30What you can see here is Quiapo Church.
14:32The English-speaking
14:34passenger will ask
14:36No, I don't understand Tagalog.
14:38You speak English.
14:40You can see here is Quiapo Church
14:42and Jones Bridge.
14:44Johnson Bridge.
14:46Jones Bridge.
14:48Jones Bridge.
14:50A Korean is about to enter.
14:52Hello.
14:54How can I get to Intramuros?
14:56I can't understand you.
14:58How can I get to Intramuros
15:00How can I get to Intramuros?
15:02Hello, Intramuros.
15:04Get out of here.
15:06Get out of here.
15:08Why are you
15:10riding a Korean?
15:12He doesn't have
15:14money to pay.
15:16We don't have money to pay.
15:18Do you have money to pay?
15:20You speak English.
15:22You don't have money also.
15:24You need two papers
15:26before you go to Madlam People.
15:28How much?
15:30How much?
15:32How much do you need?
15:3413 pesos.
15:36So you don't have 13 pesos.
15:38Do you have change?
15:40Change.
15:42I don't have any change.
15:44Free? No change?
15:46We are together.
15:48What if you don't have change?
15:50Can you pay me?
15:52Can you pay me?
15:54Cut.
15:56The passenger gave up.
15:58He didn't dare.
16:00He didn't dare.
16:02He's strict.
16:04You need to give him a chance.
16:06I just saw Ayan.
16:08He's sweating.
16:10Sir, you look sad.
16:12Are you getting lost?
16:14No.
16:16He's smiling.
16:18He's ready.
16:20What's his scenario?
16:22There's a drunk
16:24passenger.
16:26There's a drunk passenger.
16:28And he's complaining.
16:30He's strict.
16:32Steady.
16:34You know that when you're drunk.
16:36Steady.
16:38Let's go.
16:40Let's go.
16:42Let's go.
16:44Let's go.
16:46Let's go.
16:48Where are you going?
16:50Where are you going?
16:52Where are you going?
16:54Where are you going?
16:56Where are you going?
16:58You're so noisy.
17:00He's asking me.
17:02Calentong, JRU.
17:04JRU.
17:06JRU.
17:08How are you?
17:10JRU, Calentong.
17:12I'm fine, thank you.
17:14Where are you going?
17:16How much is the fare?
17:1813 pesos.
17:20Where are you going?
17:22Where are you going?
17:24Calentong, JRU.
17:26Sir, are you drunk?
17:28Are you drunk?
17:30Let's do this, sir.
17:32You can rest on the side.
17:34You can rest on the side.
17:36You can rest on the side.
17:38That's why I'm driving.
17:40I don't want to get drunk.
17:42I don't want to get drunk.
17:44I don't want to get drunk.
17:46Wait, sir.
17:48You have a sore throat.
17:50You have a sore throat.
17:52You might go to the hospital.
17:54No, just tell the driver.
17:56No, just tell the driver.
17:58Where are you going?
18:00Calentong, JRU.
18:02Let's go.
18:04Let's go.
18:06Let's go.
18:08Let's go.
18:10Let's go.
18:12Let's go.
18:14Let's go.
18:16Sir,
18:18he really told me...
18:22Don't.
18:24Sir,
18:26sir,
18:28you're the one who's not okay.
18:30I should be the one who's not okay.
18:32We're both okay.
18:34We're both okay.
18:36We're both okay.
18:38He's drunk, he's not okay.
18:40He's okay.
18:42He said he's not okay.
18:46He's okay.
18:48You're the one who's not okay.
18:50You're the one who's not okay.
18:52You're the one who's not okay.
18:54You're the one who's not okay.
18:56He's okay, sir.
18:58He's okay.
19:00Look at his face.
19:02Look at his face.
19:04He's really problematic.
19:06He said he's okay, sir.
19:10Thank you very much.
19:12Number 3, Caloy.
19:14That's a lot.
19:16That's a lot.
19:1813 pesos for a massage.
19:20That's a lot.
19:2213 pesos.
19:24Why?
19:26The jeep is only half the price.
19:28He even took it off.
19:30He took it off.
19:32He took it off.
19:34No, that's how they do it in Star City.
19:38Now, they're competing with Zell.
19:40Who looks like a real biker?
19:42Who looks like a real biker?
19:44I think I made a different choice.
19:46Earlier, you said 1.
19:48I think 1 is too social.
19:50I think Caloy is good.
19:52I think Caloy is good.
19:54Number 3.
19:56Why?
19:58His voice.
20:00And number 13.
20:02He made it 13.
20:04How did you say your route earlier?
20:06How did you say your route earlier?
20:08Calentong, GRU, Calentong.
20:10Calentong, GRU.
20:12Kuya Ranger, what's his name?
20:14Rani.
20:16Kuya Rani, how did you say your route earlier?
20:18Kyabok, Kyabok, Kyabok, Kyabok, Kyabok.
20:20Kyabok, Kyabok, Kyabok, Kyabok, Kyabok.
20:22Kyabok, Kyabok, Kyabok, Kyabok, Kyabok.
20:24How about Justino?
20:26Kalambal, Kalambal, Kalambal.
20:28Karapal, Karapal, Karapal, Karapal.
20:30That's Juan Diaprom.
20:32Of course.
20:34Kalambal, Kalambal, Kalambal.
20:36That's Darin.
20:38What did you say to Kuya Kaloy?
20:40What did you say to Kuya Kaloy?
20:42Calentong, GRU.
20:44Calentong, GRU.
20:46Calentong, GRU.
20:48So, number 3.
20:50So, number 3.
20:52Yes, number 3.
20:54Earlier, Arjan chose number 3.
20:56Earlier, Arjan chose number 3.
20:58He also chose number 3.
21:00Did you change or are you still number 3?
21:02I'm already number 3.
21:04You're still number 3.
21:06They're both number 3.
21:08Okay, this is the last one.
21:10We have a question for you.
21:12Where are you going?
21:14Where are you going?
21:16I'm going to the bathroom.
21:18That's what girls do.
21:20They have to go to the bathroom together.
21:22Okay.
21:24Our question is this.
21:26Feel and listen if you'll believe
21:28their answer.
21:30As a barker,
21:32you're a full-time passenger.
21:34In what occasions
21:36do you feel full
21:38as a breadwinner?
21:40I feel full
21:42especially when I see my mom smiling
21:44especially when I see my mom smiling
21:46when I get home.
21:48We're talking about the feeling of being full.
21:50The feeling of being full.
21:52The feeling of being full.
21:56I feel full
21:58when my house is messy
22:00when my house is messy
22:02and sometimes
22:04I don't have everything ready.
22:06and sometimes I don't have everything ready.
22:10Thank you very much.
22:12Thank you very much.
22:14As a barker,
22:16you're a full-time passenger.
22:18In what occasions do you feel full
22:20as a breadwinner?
22:22As a breadwinner,
22:24I feel full when I see
22:26my family's problems.
22:28Like?
22:30Like my debts
22:32and the expenses
22:34that I have to pay
22:36like electricity and water.
22:38like electricity and water.
22:40How do you feel full?
22:42When I receive
22:44bills
22:46bills and receipts.
22:48bills and receipts.
22:50How do you feel full?
22:52I just shout
22:54I just shout
22:56I just shout
22:58I just shout my anger.
23:00I just shout my anger.
23:02I'm full.
23:04I'm full.
23:06But you go out
23:08for yourself.
23:10Yes.
23:12Why don't you show yourself inside?
23:14You don't want to show it to your family.
23:16Yes. I don't want to show it to them.
23:18There's a point.
23:20Some people just go out
23:22rather than showing their fullness
23:24as a breadwinner.
23:26As a barker,
23:28you are a breadwinner.
23:30How do you feel full
23:32as a breadwinner?
23:34As a breadwinner,
23:36I feel full when
23:38we don't get along
23:40to help our parents
23:42and our
23:44grandchildren.
23:46What do you do when you feel full?
23:48What do you do when you feel full?
23:50I just eat.
23:52I just eat.
23:54I just pray
23:56that you and your siblings
23:58will get along
24:00so that we can help our parents.
24:02Not just me.
24:04I hope that they
24:06get along with me.
24:08Okay. Thank you very much.
24:10You know,
24:12when we ask questions,
24:14I realize that
24:16what they really care about
24:18is not their work
24:20but their family.
24:24The situation of their house
24:26is what
24:28makes them tired.
24:30That's what makes them tired.
24:32When they go home,
24:34they have to go through a lot.
24:36That's what number 2 said.
24:38He has a lot of problems.
24:40He has to pay his debts.
24:42He has to fight.
24:44He has to shout.
24:46That's what makes him tired.
24:48Out of all the answers you heard,
24:50who's the one
24:52that made you cry?
24:54No one, right?
24:56I'm just kidding.
24:58I think
25:00number 3.
25:02I think number 3.
25:04But we're looking for a breadwinner.
25:06He said that his siblings
25:08will help him.
25:10I don't know
25:12who I'll choose.
25:14Who do you think?
25:16You said number 1 earlier.
25:18If I knew that,
25:20I would've announced it earlier.
25:22Maybe we can ask Arja again.
25:24Maybe he changed his mind.
25:26Arja,
25:28Kaizel needs help.
25:32Are you still number 3
25:34or not anymore?
25:36I'm number 3.
25:38Why?
25:40He's really number 3.
25:42He's really number 3.
25:44Don't make me mad.
25:46He's already convinced.
25:48He's already convinced
25:50that he's number 3.
25:52Think about it.
25:54Let's ask the mad people.
25:56Who do you think
25:58is the real breadwinner?
26:001, 2, or 3?
26:023.
26:043.
26:063.
26:083.
26:103.
26:123.
26:143.
26:163.
26:18MC Lassie, who do you think?
26:20I agree with him.
26:22I'm really number 3.
26:24Even when he said
26:26he's going to be a barker,
26:28he's talking about 2 places.
26:30I agree with MC Lassie.
26:32I'm number 3.
26:34Why only 2?
26:36Why did you say the other one?
26:38If he's going to pass by,
26:40like JRU,
26:42he's going to pass by.
26:44What if he's going to
26:46just go to Quiapo?
26:48Can he go to Quiapo?
26:50It depends on the route.
26:52I'm number 3.
26:54Okay. Thank you.
26:56You need to write
26:58something here.
27:06Who do you think
27:08is the real breadwinner?
27:10A barker.
27:12Kuya Justino,
27:14number 1?
27:16Kuya Ronnie, number 2?
27:18Or number 3,
27:20Kuya Kaloy?
27:22Kuya Ronnie.
27:26Did you write it down?
27:28Yes.
27:30Who's the breadwinner?
27:34And the breadwinner
27:36and the barker is
27:38number
27:483!
27:50Is it 3?
27:52It's 3.
27:54Keizel has made a decision.
27:56He said number 3.
27:58Are you right, Keizel?
28:00And the breadwinner
28:02and the barker is
28:06to be revealed
28:08when our show returns.
28:10It's showtime!
28:12They will be revealed
28:14when our show returns.
28:16It's showtime!
28:18Let's know
28:20the bayani of their family.
28:22Is it 1, 2, or 3?
28:30Keizel has decided
28:32and she chose
28:34number 3.
28:36Is it really number 3?
28:38It is, Number 3.
28:40Number three, and the breadwinner, the Parker, is number...
29:00Three!
29:01Three!
29:02Three!
29:02That was amazing!
29:05Yay!
29:07Congratulations, Arja!
29:09You won P10,000!
29:11Yay!
29:13Congratulations!
29:15Arja won P10,000.
29:17But KZL really made her win.
29:20Yes!
29:22Arja is really number three.
29:24Congratulations!
29:26Congrats!
29:27Kuya Justina, what is your job?
29:28I am a tennis coach.
29:30What?
29:31Tennis coach!
29:33Tennis coach!
29:36That's why your skin is a bit tanned because of the heat.
29:39Tennis players, right?
29:41Yes, when exposed to the sun.
29:43Tennis coach.
29:45Are you a breadwinner?
29:47Yes, I am a breadwinner.
29:49But before, I was a non-breadwinner.
29:51Because I have help from my family.
29:53He's a full-time graduate.
29:55Merry Christmas to all of you. Thank you very much for coming.
29:57Thank you very much.
29:59Merry Christmas!
30:01Kuya Randy, what is your job?
30:03I am a safety officer.
30:05Safety officer!
30:07Where?
30:09In construction.
30:11Where?
30:13In construction.
30:15That's why your skin is tanned because of the sun.
30:17Merry Christmas to you too, Kuya Randy!
30:19Merry Christmas to you too!
30:33Merry Christmas!