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00:30I'm going to do my best with a big cut from now on, so please tell me how to do it.
00:45I don't really rely on it at times like this.
01:30Now, it's time for the big cut. I'm Shota, the host of Shunputei.
01:39This is the last big cut of the year.
01:43I'd like you to enjoy the big cut for 30 minutes.
01:47First of all, I'd like you to say hello. Mr. Yamada, please.
01:50Yes, sir.
01:53Please take this.
01:57Are you ready?
02:00Here we go.
02:02The kanji for this year's big cut is Kin.
02:07Please say hello to everyone by saying the first kanji of the year.
02:13Mr. Koizumi is off today, so please do it yourself.
02:16Why?
02:18But it's kind of wet.
02:22It's wet.
02:24Please do it yourself.
02:26I don't like it at first.
02:29The kanji for this year's big cut.
02:33Yes, please.
02:36The kanji for this year's big cut is Ichi.
02:39He's the youngest member of Shoten, and he doesn't look like it.
02:43And he's the best answer, the cutest, and the most humble man, Ichinosuke.
02:53The kanji for this year's big cut is Tanoshii and Raku.
02:57I'm 60 years old, and I'm going to do a lot of fun things in my youth.
03:03It's fun, fun, fun, fun!
03:09It's on the left.
03:14It's on the right.
03:16It's a cheerful kanji.
03:21The kanji for this year's big cut is...
03:23I wanted to change it to Itai, but I've already changed it.
03:27It's a dream.
03:28I became a member of Shoten that I even dreamed of, and I ran through it.
03:32That was the year.
03:33I'm Tatekawa Harunosuke.
03:39Thank you for waiting so long.
03:42The kanji for this year's big cut is En.
03:45You know that, right?
03:46Next year, my son will be the 7th Enraku.
03:49And I'm going to be the 3rd Enraku.
03:57That's easy.
03:59Your voice suddenly got smaller.
04:02I'm the Enraku of Reiwa.
04:08The kanji for this year's big cut is Tobu.
04:12I flew around the country at Rakukai.
04:15At Shoten, I was taken off my futon as if I were flying.
04:18Next year, I want to make it the year of Hiyaku.
04:20I'm Miyaji.
04:24I'm Hakobu.
04:29It's been 41 years since I carried my futon.
04:34I was lucky.
04:36I'm Yamada Takao.
04:40I'll give you a futon if you give me a good answer.
04:44If you get 10 correct answers, I'll give you a great prize.
04:48Please do your best.
04:50You got 10 correct answers last week.
04:53We'll start with the first question.
04:56Please do your best.
05:01Let's move on to the first question.
05:04I'm sure you had a lot of happy and sad things in 2024.
05:09Please think of the 5, 7, and 5.
05:185, 7, and 5.
05:19Please think of 5, 7, and 5.
05:22It has to be 5, 7, and 5.
05:23That's right.
05:24Because it's 9.
05:26I don't have the energy to count.
05:29I don't have the energy to count at all.
05:31This is the last question.
05:33No way!
05:34No way!
05:37Next, Mr. Kouraku.
05:40I missed the last train and picked up the money.
05:44I was happy.
05:52Next, Mr. Ichinosuke.
05:54I missed the last train and picked up the money.
05:59I was happy and sad.
06:06Next, Mr. Hayae.
06:07I saw sumo wrestling for the first time this year.
06:12I was happy and sad.
06:23It's really scary.
06:25The sumo wrestler really flies.
06:27He flies.
06:28He flies and gets injured.
06:29Then you know how Mr. Harunosuke feels.
06:32I know.
06:33That's right.
06:34He was wearing sandals.
06:35That's right.
06:36It's a good seat.
06:38Next, Mr. Miyaji.
06:40I like my dad.
06:42I like him a lot, but I like my mom more.
06:45I was happy and sad.
06:50That's how peaceful it is.
06:52Next, Mr. Harunosuke.
06:53This year, my daughter left home chasing her dream.
06:58I was happy and sad.
07:04Next, Mr. Ichinosuke.
07:05I was happy and sad.
07:11It's scary.
07:16Next, Mr. Tahei.
07:17I scored a goal.
07:20I was happy and sad.
07:27Next, Mr. Koraku.
07:35I have a good feeling about this.
07:36It's a simple question.
07:39I'm sure he will get it right.
07:40Next, Mr. Koraku.
07:41I was happy and sad when I saw my student getting more points than me.
07:52Is it actually a lot or a few?
07:54It's a lot.
07:55Okay, Miyaji-san.
07:58KAKURENBO MITSUKERAREZU NI MARU FUTSUKA
08:02URESHIKATTARI KANASHIKATTARI
08:05Okay, stop it.
08:08Okay, Itsuzuka-san.
08:10MIYAJI-KUN KAKURETA MANMA MITSUKARANAI
08:13URESHIKATTARI KANASHIKATTARI
08:18URESHIKATTARI URESHIKATTARI
08:21MITSUKETE KUREYO
08:24Okay, Harunosuke-san.
08:26BAITOSHITE HYAKU-SANMAN WO KOECHATTA URESHIKATTARI KANASHIKATTARI
08:35That was subtle.
08:37Taihei-san.
08:39KOURAKU GA KETKOU GANBARU OUGIRI WA URESHIKATTARI KANASHIKATTARI
08:47That was subtle, too.
08:50Okay, Miyagi-san.
08:52KOURAKU GA GANBARU KEREDO WARAIKOZU URESHIKATTARI KANASHIKATTARI
09:03Okay, Harunosuke-san.
09:05FANDESU TO YOBARETA NAMAE GA TACHIKAWA-SAN URESHIKATTARI KANASHIKATTARI
09:16Okay, Taihei-san.
09:18OYASUMI NO KOYUZA-SAN WO IONDE MIMASHITA NAZE DAROU KEISATSUKEN NI NATSUKARETA URESHIKATTARI KANASHIKATTARI
09:32Okay, Miyagi-san.
09:34ZABUTON WO MORATTA CHOKUGO SUGU TORARE URESHIKATTARI KANASHIKATTARI
09:42Okay, Ichinosuke-san.
09:45HISASHIBURI MUSUME TO KAIWA KANE WO KURE URESHIKATTARI KANASHIKATTARI
09:56Okay, Kouraku-san.
09:58NIJYUUNEN HAITERU PANTSU NI ANA GA AKU URESHIKATTARI KANASHIKATTARI
10:07Okay, Tari-san.
10:10Okay, Ichinosuke-san.
10:12WATASHI DAKE ASA NO SHITAKU GA HAYAKU SUMU URESHIKATTARI KANASHIKATTARI
10:19Okay, next.
10:21You don't use a towel, right?
10:24You don't use a towel, right?
10:26You don't use a towel, right?
10:27You don't use a towel, right?
10:29You don't use a towel, right?
10:30I used a dryer the other day. I got a burn.
10:33Shut up!
10:35I'm okay with a sunburn.
10:37I'm okay with a sunburn.
10:39Okay, the fourth one.
10:40Okay, the fourth one.
10:41The topic of this segment is the end-of-life rescue movement.
10:44Everyone, please ask for help in various situations.
10:49I'll ask you what happened, so please answer.
10:53Please ask for help in various situations.
10:57Help...
10:58This is common at the end of the year.
11:00This is common at the end of the year.
11:01This is common at the end of the year.
11:02Help me!
11:04What's the matter?
11:05I got stuck in a beer bottle and couldn't get out.
11:13Kids used to do that a lot.
11:15Okay, Mr. Itsudosuka.
11:17Help me!
11:19What's the matter?
11:20I was abandoned in the mountains,
11:23but this is the 8th time this year, so I can come back.
11:27That's fast.
11:28That's fast.
11:29I remember.
11:30I remember.
11:31My body remembers.
11:34Okay, Mr. Emiyaji.
11:36I'm the head of Ryukougo Taisho.
11:39Please help me.
11:40What's the matter?
11:41I'm told every year,
11:42I've never used such a word.
11:44I'm told every year,
11:45I've never used such a word.
11:49Okay, Mr. Harunosuke.
11:51I'm the head of a temple.
11:54Please help me.
11:55What's the matter?
11:56I got a complaint from my neighbor,
11:58and I can't pay the rent.
12:04Mr. Tahei.
12:05Yes.
12:06Please help me.
12:07What's the matter?
12:08If I put my hand in the fish tank,
12:10I can't get out.
12:16You like not being able to get out.
12:20Mr. Itsudosuka.
12:21I want to go back to my country, Finland.
12:25I'm Santa Claus.
12:26Please help me.
12:27What's the matter?
12:28I was run away by a reindeer,
12:30and I've been walking for 25 days.
12:32I've been walking for 25 days,
12:33and now I'm in Hamamatsu.
12:39Where are you going?
12:40I'm going to Finland.
12:44Mr. Aimiyaji.
12:46There's a fire.
12:47Please help me.
12:48What's the matter?
12:49My smartphone is on fire.
12:56There's a fire.
12:57It's on fire.
12:58I know.
12:59Mr. Itsudosuka.
13:00Mr. Itsudosuka is sleeping.
13:03He's really sleeping.
13:04He's really sleeping.
13:06I could hear him sleeping.
13:08This is a difficult question.
13:15Mr. Konaka.
13:16Yes.
13:17I was playing Rakugo,
13:19and I forgot it on the way.
13:20Please help me.
13:21What's the matter?
13:22Is there anyone who knows what's going on?
13:26He's asking for help from the audience.
13:29Mr. Taihei.
13:30Yes.
13:31Please help me.
13:33What's the matter?
13:34I received a letter from Mr. Kikuo,
13:36but there was a request letter inside.
13:43Isn't this a new kind of fraud?
13:45It's a fraud.
13:46Mr. Harunosuke.
13:47Yes.
13:48Help me.
13:49What's the matter?
13:50A thief just came into my house,
13:51and he raised his hand.
13:53A thief just came into my house,
13:55and he raised his hand.
13:56I can't raise my hand because I'm 50 years old.
14:01It's really scary these days.
14:03It's scary.
14:04Everyone, please be careful.
14:06Mr. Itsudosuka.
14:08Ouch, stop.
14:09Ouch, stop.
14:10Please help me.
14:11What's the matter?
14:13I was bullied by children at the beach,
14:16but that Urashima Taro guy
14:17has been fishing there all the time.
14:20I saw his eyes just now.
14:24By the way,
14:25you look like a turtle.
14:29Your silhouette is like a turtle.
14:32I'm your senior,
14:33but stop it.
14:36You look like a turtle.
14:38Mr. Miyaji.
14:40Please help me.
14:42What's the matter?
14:43I don't want to sleep,
14:45but I'm in a car.
14:46What should I do?
14:48I can't help but sleep.
14:55Mr. Harunosuke.
14:58Please help me.
14:59What's the matter?
15:00The bag with the sauce
15:02says it can be cut from anywhere,
15:04but it can't be cut from anywhere.
15:06It happens to us.
15:10Mr. Itae.
15:11Please help me.
15:12What's the matter?
15:13What's the matter?
15:14If you have an extra answer,
15:17please give it to Mr. Koraku.
15:23Mr. Yamada.
15:24Please give it to Mr. Taihei.
15:27Let's help each other.
15:29Mr. Suganeta.
15:30If you raise your hand
15:31when you're doing O-Giri,
15:32he'll be surprised.
15:33I don't know about that.
15:36Mr. Koraku.
15:38My grandchild
15:40gave me a Pei-Pei
15:41for New Year's.
15:42Please help me.
15:43What's the matter?
15:44I don't know how to use it.
15:51Mr. Miyagi.
15:52I'm the manager of a supermarket.
15:54Please help me.
15:55What's the matter?
15:56Koraku Ichimon is waiting for me
15:58to start crouching
16:00to get a Nebiki sticker.
16:08Koraku Ichimon
16:09Koraku Ichimon
16:10is called the hyena of the supermarket.
16:13A flock has come.
16:14A flock has come.
16:15A flock will attack you.
16:18Why do I have to be bullied by a junior high school student?
16:21A junior high school student?
16:22Not a junior high school student.
16:24Not a junior high school student.
16:26A junior high school student.
16:28Let's move on to the next question.
16:31The third question.
16:33A lot has happened this year.
16:36Everyone,
16:37please name someone
16:38from your group
16:39and say
16:40what kind of person you are.
16:43Please compare it to something
16:44that has become a hot topic this year.
16:46If someone says that,
16:47please say
16:48why?
16:50Please continue.
16:54Please combine
16:55the recent events
16:56and say it.
16:57Events?
16:58Yes, please say it.
16:59Did something happen this year?
17:00There were a lot of things this year.
17:03There was an election.
17:05And,
17:06well,
17:09something happened, didn't it?
17:11Something happened.
17:12Please compare it to something like that.
17:17What did you say?
17:18It's getting dry.
17:20It's getting dry.
17:22Okay, Mr. Harunosuke.
17:25Hey, Koraku.
17:27You are
17:29a big shot player.
17:31Is that so?
17:32It's 50-50
17:33whether you accept it or not.
17:36Please raise your hand.
17:39Excuse me.
17:40I'm sorry,
17:41but please answer
17:42why.
17:44I don't think it's 50-50.
17:47You!
17:48It's 28.
17:52It's 19.
17:54Are you going to say it yourself?
17:57Okay, Mr. Ichinosuke.
17:59Hey, Taihei.
18:01You are
18:02a big shot player
18:03who flies from North Korea
18:05like a missile.
18:07Why is that?
18:08I don't know where your ship
18:09will fly to,
18:10but I'm scared.
18:15You always fly like Harunosuke,
18:16don't you?
18:17Yes, I do.
18:18But I feel like it's coming.
18:22Mr. Ichinosuke!
18:28What would you do if he was here?
18:31I'm glad he wasn't here.
18:32I'm glad he wasn't here.
18:36Mr. Koraku.
18:38Hey, Harunosuke.
18:39You are
18:40the rice sword of Reiwa.
18:43Why is that?
18:44You are a newcomer,
18:45so do your best.
18:51I'll do my best.
18:52Can you say that to a person?
18:58The person who was sleeping just now.
19:02Is that a word?
19:05Mr. Harunosuke.
19:07Hey, Koraku.
19:09You are
19:10a big shot player,
19:11but your attitude
19:12is the same
19:13as you are now.
19:14Why is that?
19:15You get up right away.
19:17He's good.
19:18He's good.
19:19He's good.
19:21He's pretty good.
19:22He's pretty good.
19:23He praised me.
19:26Mr. Miyaji.
19:28Hey, Taihei.
19:29You are
19:30just like Kikuo
19:31who graduated
19:32this spring.
19:34Why is that?
19:35You draw pictures,
19:36sell curry,
19:37and suddenly sing.
19:38You are getting more and more like him.
19:41That's what you are doing.
19:44Go.
19:45Hey, Mr. Miyaji.
19:46You are just like him.
19:49That's bad.
19:51Your kimono
19:52is getting yellowish.
19:54Stop it.
19:57Mr. Ichinosuke.
19:59Hey, Taihei.
20:01Your impersonation
20:02is like
20:03the line
20:04in the movie
20:05Tora ni Tsubasa.
20:07Why is that?
20:08I don't know who you are,
20:09so everyone is saying
20:10stop it.
20:15Hey, Koraku.
20:17Hey, Mr. Miyaji.
20:19You are
20:20a big shot player.
20:21Why is that?
20:23You are a big shot player.
20:24You are a good guy.
20:28I didn't mean it like that.
20:30What?
20:31Koraku is a good guy.
20:33Don't bully him.
20:35What is he doing?
20:37Maybe he became a member of the shop
20:38with the money.
20:40You are the bad guy.
20:42You are the bad guy.
20:44Hey, Mr. Taihei.
20:46Hey, Harunosuke.
20:47You are
20:49a white case.
20:51Why is that?
20:53You look like a good guy,
20:55but you are really
20:56a big shot player.
20:59You really are.
21:02Mr. Miyaji.
21:04Hey, I've been worried
21:05because you haven't said anything.
21:06Shota, you bastard.
21:08You are
21:09everyone thinks
21:10you are
21:11a rich man
21:12who can't climb
21:13Mt. Fuji.
21:14Why is that?
21:15But
21:16you have a good sight,
21:17so I love you.
21:23I love you.
21:25Your way of speaking
21:26and your face make me angry.
21:27I hate you.
21:28Shut up.
21:30Mr. Taihei.
21:32Hey, don't worry.
21:33Takao Yamada.
21:35Come out.
21:40You are
21:41the guy
21:42who won a gold medal
21:43in the Paralympic Games
21:44and threw
21:46the ball.
21:51You are
21:53a bad guy.
21:54Shut up.
21:57What are you talking about?
22:00If I don't call you,
22:01you won't be on TV.
22:05I won't call you.
22:07I won't call you.
22:09He is a senior.
22:12This is an elementary school.
22:15Mr. Kouraku.
22:17Shota.
22:18You are
22:21Kouraku
22:22and
22:23you are
22:24a bad guy.
22:26Why?
22:27Say it.
22:28You are
22:29a bad guy.
22:31You are
22:32a bad guy.
22:33Say it.
22:35Say it.
22:36Say it.
22:38Say it.
22:40If you want to attack,
22:41you should succeed.
22:45Why are you
22:46a bad guy?
22:48I've never seen
22:49such a bad guy.
22:52Mr. Miyaji.
22:54Hey, Kouraku.
22:56You are
22:58the same as
22:59Trump who
23:00won the presidential election.
23:01Why?
23:03I don't know who is
23:04supporting you,
23:05but you are
23:06a popular guy.
23:11I know.
23:12I know.
23:13That's right.
23:14That's right.
23:15You are a popular guy.
23:16You are a popular guy.
23:18People come to me
23:19when I walk around town.
23:20That's right.
23:21I don't have
23:22any job.
23:25Well.
23:27Well.
23:28Shoten
23:29will be held
23:30next year.
23:31Three days later,
23:32on January 1st,
23:33at 4.30 p.m.,
23:34Shoten Oshogatsu Dayo
23:35Oogiri Matsuri
23:36will be held.
23:3710 zabutons
23:38of Mr. Koyudo
23:39will be on air.
23:40Please watch it.
23:41Shoten
23:42for a year.
23:43Shoten?
23:44Why are you
23:45the only one?
23:46Why are you
23:47the only one?
23:48Why are you
23:49the only one?
23:50Why are you
23:51the only one?
23:52Why are you
23:53the only one?
23:54Why are you
23:55the only one?
23:56Shoten
23:57for a year.
23:58Thank you!
23:59Shoten
24:00for a year.
24:01Thank you!
24:05I'm sure
24:06you'll be
24:07the best
24:08at Shoten
24:09on Shogatsu.
24:10100%
24:12Great!
24:13Koyudo is
24:14great!
24:16I lost!
24:20Omae mo saikin, hikaru tokoro ga dete kita kara na.