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Their dislike for each other grew into a romantic relationship / Best Love Movies in English

"The Standoff"

The plot centers on two teenagers who absolutely hate each other, but find themselves in an extremely unusual situation. They agree to take part in a competition, the main prize of which is the car of their dreams. The only condition is that they must stand side by side for three days without sleep. 8 participants take part in the competition, each of whom is ready to do anything for the sake of victory. Among them, the main characters - Harper and Jackson - stand out. Harper is a smart and determined girl who wants to win a car for her brother. Jackson is a popular boy who dreams of his own car to emphasize his status at school. Their dislike for each other grows with each hour of the competition, but circumstances force them to find a common language in order to withstand a continuous test. During three days without sleep, the participants of the competition face various difficulties - physical exhaustion, psychological pressure and tests that require not only endurance, but also ingenuity. The tension between Harper and Jackson reaches its peak when they are forced to work together to overcome difficult challenges. Despite their mutual dislike, they gradually begin to understand that they have more in common than they seem at first glance.

"The Standoff" is a fun and dynamic youth comedy that explores the limits of endurance, patience and the unpredictability of human relationships. Humorous situations, unexpected turns and trinianpal476 curious moments add lightness and dynamism to the film, making it interesting and exciting for the viewer.

Comedy

Director - Ilyssa Goodman
Writer - Leigh Dunlap
Stars - Olivia Holt, Ryan McCartan, Regan Burns
Transcript
00:00:00Dane, Dane, Dane, Dane, Dane, wait, can you hear this song right now?
00:00:09This is like my favorite song.
00:00:10Dane, wait, Dane, hold on.
00:00:11Wait, shh, shh, seriously, I'm talking right now.
00:00:12Listen, can you hear, can you hear the song?
00:00:13Can you hear?
00:00:14If you can hear it, you should sing along with me.
00:00:15It'll be like a duet.
00:00:16It's super romantic.
00:00:17Do you hear the song?
00:00:18Do you, you don't?
00:00:19Well, I think you should like my singing.
00:00:20That's mean of you to say.
00:00:21Yeah, I know.
00:00:22I got all the words wrong.
00:00:23I've only heard it once, but it's like the best.
00:00:24No, shut up.
00:00:25I have a really good voice.
00:00:26Hey, Zane, how do you spell anti-disestablishmentarianism?
00:00:27No, I will not get over it, Dane.
00:00:28I'll never get over it.
00:00:29Because it was the sixth worst day of my life.
00:00:30You've seen my list, okay?
00:00:31I'm never going to forget that.
00:00:32What the?
00:00:33Eternal?
00:00:34Holy shit!
00:00:35It's eternal!
00:00:36It's eternal!
00:00:37It's eternal!
00:00:38It's eternal!
00:00:39It's eternal!
00:00:40It's eternal!
00:00:41It's eternal!
00:00:42It's eternal!
00:00:43It's eternal!
00:00:44It's eternal!
00:00:45It's eternal!
00:00:46It's eternal!
00:00:47It's eternal!
00:00:48It's eternal!
00:00:49It's eternal!
00:00:50Eternal?
00:00:51Holy!
00:01:04Wow.
00:01:05So, this is your big birthday surprise?
00:01:08Yep.
00:01:09You know, I think my dad misunderstood when I told him I wanted something small and sporty.
00:01:12Yeah, well, it definitely is small.
00:01:15You know, I had all these dreams of packing up the trunk of my new car and driving off
00:01:20to college, independent and adventurous and in charge of my own destiny.
00:01:25Now, I'm more likely to get run over by a semi-truck before I even hit the suburbs.
00:01:30Here, you could use this.
00:01:33Was there something wrong with my hair?
00:01:36Uh, no.
00:01:37No, I just think you need a little touch-up.
00:01:39Oh, yeah?
00:01:41Like, all up in there.
00:01:43Oh, okay.
00:01:44Okay, yeah, it's better.
00:01:45Much better.
00:01:46Oh!
00:01:47You look good.
00:01:48You know, the blue is pretty, though.
00:01:49It's, like, good for your skin tone, your eyes.
00:01:52I'm feeling it.
00:01:53My eyes are brown, though.
00:01:55Yeah.
00:01:56Uh-huh.
00:01:57Yeah, that's what I said.
00:01:58Okay.
00:01:59Come on, we're gonna be late.
00:02:00Okay.
00:02:01Here's your brush.
00:02:02It came out of nowhere, like some kind of ninja turtle, which I think is where they
00:02:06got the title from.
00:02:07Anyway, if it wasn't for my fear of retribution from animal rights activists, I would have
00:02:11just mowed the thing down.
00:02:13But I made the conscious decision to, like, swerve out of the way and save its life because
00:02:18I'm a hero.
00:02:19Yeah.
00:02:20Well, they don't really go over the whole turtle thing in a driver's head.
00:02:22They don't, which is extremely upsetting to me because it put a serious dent in my dream
00:02:26to be a taxi driver slash male model.
00:02:28Dude, that was never gonna happen.
00:02:30I couldn't be a taxi driver?
00:02:32No.
00:02:33On the plus side, a scooter is super easy to park.
00:02:36I guess so.
00:02:37And it's environmentally friendly.
00:02:39True, that's good.
00:02:40And on the weekends, you can make Chinese food deliveries.
00:02:42Ooh, okay.
00:02:43Specifically to me.
00:02:44Oh.
00:02:45What?
00:02:47As if my day wasn't bad enough.
00:02:50Where is that obnoxious weasel?
00:02:56I just don't understand why my dad won't get me another car.
00:03:00It's every teenager's right to have a car, okay?
00:03:04That's in the Constitution.
00:03:05Thomas Jefferson was all over that one.
00:03:08I'm actually kind of on your dad's side about this one.
00:03:11Because this is like the third car you've totaled.
00:03:13Oh, like everyone hasn't been through that.
00:03:15It's part of learning how to drive.
00:03:17I'm, I never told you.
00:03:18Whoa.
00:03:19No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:03:21You know, you could be arrested for that.
00:03:23Oh, can I?
00:03:24Uh-huh.
00:03:25Arrested for committing this public service?
00:03:27This is part of my campus beautification initiative.
00:03:29You can read about it in my five-step program, How Farrell Bennett Will Become President.
00:03:34Okay, yeah.
00:03:35You know, if you wanted to clean this campus, Farrell, you'd leave it.
00:03:38I would never leave this campus.
00:03:40Did you hear the news?
00:03:41Big Jim is having a contest.
00:03:42You can win a new car.
00:03:43I can win a new car?
00:03:45That's what we were just talking about.
00:03:46It's fate.
00:03:48I don't know who that guy is.
00:03:51Bye, friend.
00:03:53We'll finish this later.
00:03:54Yes, we will.
00:03:55Let's go, Emerson.
00:03:58Okay.
00:03:59Em, Emerson.
00:04:00Sorry.
00:04:06Arrested.
00:04:09Hey there, I'm Big Jim, like you don't already know.
00:04:13And as always, I'm here at Big Jim's Car Depot with my loyal dog, Bo.
00:04:18Hey, wave hi there, Bo.
00:04:20Now listen up.
00:04:22Here at Big Jim's Car Depot, we feel your pain.
00:04:25You're a teenager, and all you want is a new car.
00:04:28Well, how would you like to win this car?
00:04:32It's as simple as putting your hand on this beauty.
00:04:35Then it's all about who wants it the most.
00:04:38The team who could stand with their hand on this car the longest drives her home.
00:04:43If you're between the ages of 16 and 19, you could enter.
00:04:47Just text DREAMCAR to 06578.
00:04:51Oh, don't you get caught sitting in the slow lane for too long.
00:04:54You may get left in the dust.
00:04:57Come on, Bo.
00:05:06Okay, so I downloaded an app that will robotex in injuries to the contest.
00:05:10I've calculated that by 3 o'clock.
00:05:12I'll have entered 1.2 million times.
00:05:14Oh, you're gonna win.
00:05:16Oh, yeah.
00:05:17Wait, dude, this is the wrong number.
00:05:20No, it's not.
00:05:21Well, maybe it is.
00:05:22I don't care.
00:05:23It'll get there, okay?
00:05:24I promise.
00:05:25Okay.
00:05:26Wanna get lunch?
00:05:28Therefore, fellow citizens of these great classrooms,
00:05:32I guarantee that if elect...
00:05:35Excuse me.
00:05:36When elected class president,
00:05:40I will endeavor to eliminate nuclear weapons
00:05:44not only from this campus,
00:05:47but from the entire world.
00:05:49I will make the importation of ivory illegal
00:05:53in all classrooms in the upper school.
00:05:58And I will negotiate a unilateral cease-fire
00:06:03that will effectively end the war
00:06:06with the junior class.
00:06:10And I promise that if elected class president,
00:06:14I will negotiate a unilateral cease-fire
00:06:17that will effectively end the war
00:06:19with the junior class.
00:06:24And I also, I want to reinstate the soda machines
00:06:26in the cafeteria
00:06:27because we don't want no stinkin' juice boxes anymore!
00:06:30Yes!
00:06:31Okay, you guys have been great.
00:06:33Vote Farrell, not Amy.
00:06:35Woo!
00:06:36Tell him, Amy!
00:06:38Not only does my opponent promise the impossible,
00:06:42but I promise to have my opponent expelled.
00:06:44Woo!
00:06:45Yes!
00:06:46Yes!
00:06:47Woo!
00:06:48They're announcing the contestants
00:06:49for Big Jim's Dream Car Contest right now, online!
00:06:53It's mine.
00:06:54It's my phone.
00:06:58Hi, I'm Maya.
00:06:59And I'm Mia.
00:07:01And together, we're Eminem.
00:07:03And we're here to introduce to you
00:07:04all the things you don't want to miss out on.
00:07:07Today, we're giving you an up-close and personal look
00:07:09of the totally awesome teens
00:07:11who have been chosen to be contestants
00:07:13in Big Jim's Dream Car Contest.
00:07:15Let's meet them now.
00:07:17Here's contestant number one.
00:07:21I am so stoked to be the first dude chosen.
00:07:23I mean, some may question the physical toughness
00:07:25it takes to compete in such a grueling sporting endeavor,
00:07:28but I say, your physical is my metaphysical, man.
00:07:31I'm all about the adrenaline, all right?
00:07:33I've outrun avalanches on my snowboard,
00:07:35I've gone ice climbing on the glaciers of Antarctica,
00:07:38and I have fearlessly surfed alongside
00:07:41Nothing is too extreme for me.
00:07:42If it's got wings, or wheels,
00:07:45or it could end in sudden death.
00:07:47Oh, it's got my name written all over it.
00:07:49All right.
00:07:50Keep living the dream, bros.
00:07:54Here's contestant number two.
00:07:56Oh, hi, everyone.
00:07:57It's Sophie here.
00:07:58Welcome to my awesome channel,
00:08:00where I clue you in on all the latest tips and trends
00:08:02in the world of beauty and fashion.
00:08:04Today, we'll be discussing the importance of sunscreen.
00:08:07But before I get into that, though,
00:08:09I want to share with all of my thousands
00:08:11of super close friends out there
00:08:13the incredible news that I have been picked
00:08:15to participate in Big Jim's dream car contest.
00:08:17Ah!
00:08:18Now, I know, there are a ton of you
00:08:21who are probably thinking,
00:08:22OMG, she's already beautiful,
00:08:24and now she's lucky, too.
00:08:26And you may be feeling just a little bit left out,
00:08:28but not to worry.
00:08:30I have got you covered.
00:08:31As always, I will be documenting everything
00:08:33that happens during the contest on YouTube,
00:08:35Twitter, Vine, Instagram, Snapchat,
00:08:37Pinterest, WeChat, Foursquare, Hobo,
00:08:39Audra Klaus, Nikkie, RinRin,
00:08:40and, of course, my own website.
00:08:42So you'll all be able to go
00:08:43on this very special journey with me.
00:08:45And don't forget to like me.
00:08:47It lets me know you care.
00:08:48So now, on to my beauty tip of the day.
00:08:51Sunscreen.
00:08:52You should totally wear it.
00:08:55Here's contestant number three.
00:08:57I'm a three-time Indian champion.
00:08:59I took first place in the Tata IntelliJ in the same day.
00:09:02I completed the 24 hours of a month in 22 hours.
00:09:05No one's more qualified to win this competition than me.
00:09:10Here's contestant number four.
00:09:13Hi, I'm Lala, physics.
00:09:15You know how in every teen movie
00:09:17there's that awkward, shy girl
00:09:19who just needs a transforming makeover
00:09:21so that she can win the affections
00:09:23of a good-looking, popular boy?
00:09:26Well, that's not me.
00:09:27My hair may not be as shiny as yours,
00:09:29or my teeth as white,
00:09:30or my clothes as literally cool.
00:09:32You may not invite me to your parties
00:09:34or even know that I exist.
00:09:36But guess what?
00:09:37I don't care.
00:09:39Because I'm smarter than you.
00:09:41I'm captain of the science team.
00:09:42We're three-time state champs.
00:09:44Oh, you don't think that's cool?
00:09:46It's not.
00:09:47It's freezing.
00:09:48As in the formula for freezing point depression.
00:09:50But you probably don't know that
00:09:51because you've been too busy
00:09:52playing that dumb app with the mad birds.
00:09:55An app that I invented, by the way,
00:09:57when I was nine.
00:09:59So you may ignore me and my friends now,
00:10:01but one day, when we're tech billionaires,
00:10:03you'll be fetching us coffee
00:10:04and picking up our hoodies from the dry cleaners.
00:10:07Winning a car at big gyms?
00:10:09I don't need to be better looking
00:10:10or stronger or tougher
00:10:12or more popular than you to win.
00:10:15I just need to be me.
00:10:19Here's contestant number five.
00:10:21Whoo!
00:10:22Kobe man, defensive end,
00:10:24Roosevelt High!
00:10:26My game plan to win this car is simple.
00:10:28I'll use my superior athletic conditioning
00:10:30to send each and every one of my opponents
00:10:32at home on a stretcher in absolute tears
00:10:35until I remain the last one standing
00:10:37and I take home the championship.
00:10:41Whoo!
00:10:42Go Spartans!
00:10:45Dude!
00:10:47I wasn't ready!
00:10:49Can we do that again?
00:10:51Here's contestant number six.
00:10:53I think everyone should give back.
00:10:55It's really our duty as Americans.
00:10:57Personally, I get up at 4 a.m. every day
00:11:00to work at the donut shop,
00:11:02then head to work at the rock quarry after school.
00:11:05But, hmm,
00:11:07but I still find time every week to volunteer here,
00:11:10helping out good citizens.
00:11:12Mr. Adams, here you go.
00:11:14Because that's what my dad taught me to do.
00:11:19He's away fighting in Canada,
00:11:21defending our country,
00:11:22but he said, son,
00:11:25everyone can serve in some way,
00:11:27even if it's just by serving our fellow man.
00:11:31And contestant number seven.
00:11:34Yeah, yo!
00:11:36Rapping Cat here, and I'm spitting a rhyme.
00:11:38Busting it out in 4-4 time.
00:11:41Leaving all you in my lyrical dust,
00:11:43cause kitty, ayo, I'm the upper crust,
00:11:45all you punks writing on my tail.
00:11:47You better back off, cause I'm bound to flail.
00:11:50Now hail to the feline king.
00:11:52On your knees, son, and kiss my ring.
00:11:55Kiss my ring, kiss my ring.
00:11:57Everybody best be kissing my ring.
00:11:59Be careful what you say, unless you wanna be my prey.
00:12:02My weech has a worldwide span.
00:12:04My rhymes will bury you in my litter pan.
00:12:06Kiss my ring, kiss my ring.
00:12:09Everybody best be kissing my ring.
00:12:11Wow, Mia, those sure are seven lucky teenagers.
00:12:14Wait a second, did you say seven?
00:12:19I did say seven, but there should be eight contestants.
00:12:23Well, silly, the eighth one is a surprise.
00:12:26They don't even know they've been picked yet.
00:12:28From Northside High...
00:12:31Contestant number eight of Big Jim's Dream Car Contest is...
00:12:36Feral Binnies!
00:12:38Yes! Oh, yes, I win! I win!
00:12:41Everyone, thank you so much. I don't care about this anymore.
00:12:44We win a car! Yes!
00:12:46Yes, we did it!
00:12:54Boom!
00:12:56That's kind of scary.
00:12:58It's horrifying.
00:13:00Look at this, man. This is where it all goes down.
00:13:03This is the end of the road.
00:13:05This is for all the marbles.
00:13:07This is where we separate the men from the boys.
00:13:09This is for the whole kit and caboodle.
00:13:12You make that up?
00:13:14No. It's legit. Kit and caboodle.
00:13:17It's legit.
00:13:19You make that up?
00:13:21No. It's legit. Kit and caboodle.
00:13:23People say that all the time.
00:13:25You don't even know what a caboodle is.
00:13:27It's a Korean poodle. A caboodle.
00:13:31Seriously, you didn't know that?
00:13:33A very aggressive breed of dog.
00:13:35Really?
00:13:37Whoo!
00:13:39Ah!
00:13:43My money's on him to win.
00:13:45Thank you, Zane.
00:13:47Hey, brain, I'm going to spell this out for you
00:13:49because you probably can't read.
00:13:51F as in failure.
00:13:53You know what, dork?
00:13:55I hear you've been talking trash about winning this.
00:13:57Oh, I don't talk trash. I talk truth.
00:13:59Words aren't going to help you win this competition, babe.
00:14:01This is all physical.
00:14:03And I've been training.
00:14:05Really? How do you train for this?
00:14:09Well, I've been standing around a lot.
00:14:11Huh.
00:14:1511 hours, 23 minutes.
00:14:17What's that? How long you been hanging out
00:14:19with your Doctor Who action figures last night?
00:14:21No. That's how long you last in this competition,
00:14:23according to our scientific calculations.
00:14:25Colby, Colby, he's our man.
00:14:27If he can't win this, no one can.
00:14:29Sorry.
00:14:31It's just, like, he's a football player,
00:14:33and you're not.
00:14:35Like, he's used to physical punishment.
00:14:37Like, the last thing you tackle is a bag of Cheetos.
00:14:39They carried this cooler.
00:14:43Oh, look at this guy.
00:14:45I think he's all that.
00:14:47He is all that. He's all that with a side of fries.
00:14:49Yeah.
00:14:51Why does he need a car? He's already got a motorcycle.
00:14:53I know, right? He's probably just getting the car
00:14:55so he can jump over it on his stupid motorcycle.
00:14:57Loser.
00:15:01Dude, I'm sorry.
00:15:03My money and everything else
00:15:05is on her to win.
00:15:07Sorry, man.
00:15:09As I forgive you. It's understandable.
00:15:11Here's the guy from the cat videos!
00:15:13Hey, and you're the girl
00:15:15in the girl videos.
00:15:17I love rapping cat. I retweet everything he says.
00:15:19He's so funny. I don't know where he comes up
00:15:21with some of that stuff.
00:15:23Actually, he comes up with that stuff through me.
00:15:25Oh, right. Because he can't type with his little paws.
00:15:27And he can't rap either,
00:15:29because, you know,
00:15:31he's a cat.
00:15:33Right.
00:15:35Because he's at home
00:15:37being a cat.
00:15:39I see you brought your entourage.
00:15:41Oh,
00:15:43that's a crazy cat lady.
00:15:45She follows me everywhere.
00:15:47She wants to meet the rapping cat, but
00:15:49I'm afraid she won't see it.
00:15:51Well, as far as I'm concerned,
00:15:53any fan is a good fan.
00:15:55Speaking of fans,
00:15:57where are your supporters?
00:15:59I have all the friends I need right here.
00:16:01Well, good luck.
00:16:03You, too.
00:16:05Oh, okay. Hi!
00:16:07All right.
00:16:09I've got to go set up camp.
00:16:11You've got to represent, buddy, okay?
00:16:13You've got to win one for all the semi-intelligent,
00:16:15modernly handsome guys out there.
00:16:17They need me as their leader.
00:16:19Be the leader!
00:16:21Meditate, meditate.
00:16:23You got it.
00:16:25I'm ready. Okay, don't drop that.
00:16:27I'll miss you.
00:16:29I'll miss you, too.
00:16:31Hey, you're Farrell, right?
00:16:33Hey.
00:16:35Yeah.
00:16:37You must be Chris, right? Number seven.
00:16:39Actually, I'm number one.
00:16:41Or I will be when this is over.
00:16:43I'm just messing with you, man.
00:16:45Um,
00:16:47actually, you know, I'm kind of pulling
00:16:49for all of us.
00:16:51We all deserve to win.
00:16:53Just that maybe some of us deserve it
00:16:55a little bit more than others.
00:16:57Are you messing with me again?
00:16:59I can't really tell when you're being serious.
00:17:01Oh, look at her.
00:17:03Beautiful, isn't she?
00:17:05I don't know.
00:17:07She's kind of like in a Kardashian way, I guess.
00:17:09She's not really my type, though.
00:17:11But, like, I see how...
00:17:13Oh, no. Not her.
00:17:15Her.
00:17:19Oh, my goodness.
00:17:29Oh, my goodness.
00:17:49You
00:17:51are a
00:17:53total loser.
00:17:55Seriously, Tool, get out of my car.
00:17:59Your car?
00:18:01Unless you came here with a checkbook today,
00:18:03this ain't your car.
00:18:05No. No, I'm not gonna...
00:18:07I'm not gonna buy a car. I'm gonna win one.
00:18:09It turns out Game Ninja King 4.0
00:18:11didn't realize he actually had to leave
00:18:13his house to be in the contest.
00:18:15So they had to draw for a replacement.
00:18:17No.
00:18:19And guess...
00:18:21No!
00:18:23No!
00:18:29How do I look with the car?
00:18:31Good, right?
00:18:33What do you think, huh?
00:18:35What are you doing?
00:18:37I'm just testing out the waters.
00:18:39Look, I'm already athletic and good-looking.
00:18:41All I need now is a cool car,
00:18:43and I can get any girl I want.
00:18:45Really? That's why you want the car?
00:18:47So you can score chicks?
00:18:49That's the only reason any guy wants a car like this.
00:18:51A car is a nice car, and that's a scientific fact.
00:18:53Am I right?
00:18:55Okay, so scientifically speaking,
00:18:57what kind of car does a girl
00:18:59need to drive to get a guy's attention?
00:19:01A guy can care less what car a girl drives.
00:19:03He only cares about the way that you look.
00:19:05That's not a scientific fact.
00:19:07That's biology.
00:19:09Am I right?
00:19:13That is so Neanderthal of you.
00:19:15And why do you want the car?
00:19:17Because I want to prove that a strong mind
00:19:19is more powerful than a strong body.
00:19:21So this contest is just a science experiment for you?
00:19:23It's as good a reason as any other.
00:19:25Why do you want the car?
00:19:27I'm using this contest to boost my social media profile.
00:19:29Same with Jerome.
00:19:31Yo, I just want to be able to do something
00:19:33without a cat for once, you know?
00:19:35Okay, does anyone actually want the car
00:19:37just to have the car?
00:19:39I do. I want it so I can jump over it on my motorcycle.
00:19:41I knew it! I knew it, dude!
00:19:43Oh, you weren't there when I said that. I'm sorry.
00:19:45Okay, so you don't even need the car?
00:19:47That doesn't seem fair.
00:19:49Fair? Oh, we're talking about fair stuff now, are we, Amy?
00:19:51Your dad's rich.
00:19:53You can buy any car you want.
00:19:55Why are you here?
00:19:57Just because she's rich doesn't mean she can't win.
00:19:59We all have our reasons for being here.
00:20:01Yeah, what's yours, huh?
00:20:03You want to donate the car to charity so you can, like,
00:20:05save a handicapped whale or an underprivileged puma or something?
00:20:07Actually, I...
00:20:09I wanted the car so I could sell it
00:20:11and pay for my mom's kidney transplant
00:20:13before it's too late.
00:20:17I'm just kidding!
00:20:19My mom is fine!
00:20:21That's a horrible joke.
00:20:23I just wanted the car to give it to her
00:20:25so she didn't have to walk through her job
00:20:27as a janitor at the prison every day.
00:20:29It's 15 miles each way, and
00:20:31it gets cold in the winter.
00:20:33Hi, I'm Maya.
00:20:35And I'm Mia, and together we're Eminem.
00:20:37And we're here at Big Jim's for the start
00:20:39of his dream car contest.
00:20:41As you can see, all the lucky contestants
00:20:43are already here surrounding the car.
00:20:45I'm sitting down as much as I could right now.
00:20:47That's because you tend to be a little bit lazy
00:20:49and let other people do the work for you.
00:20:51Let's say hi!
00:20:53Here we have Jerome Bryant.
00:20:55You all know him as the man behind Rapping Cat.
00:20:57Literally, he's the guy who stands behind Rapping Cat.
00:20:59And then we have none other than
00:21:01Selfie Jackson, Internet sensation.
00:21:03Aw, she's almost as pretty in person
00:21:05as she is online.
00:21:07Then we have Clyde Kosar.
00:21:09And Colby Mann,
00:21:11our stud muffin athletes.
00:21:13I love athletes. They're so athletic.
00:21:15So do I.
00:21:17Although, a few more sit-ups wouldn't kill you, Colby.
00:21:19And then we have
00:21:21all the rest.
00:21:23It's a big honor to be here.
00:21:25Do you hear that?
00:21:27Hear what?
00:21:29The sound of dreams about to come true?
00:21:31It's Big Jim!
00:21:35Hi there! Hello!
00:21:37How you doing?
00:21:39Good to see you!
00:21:41Hey! Hey, everybody!
00:21:43Welcome to my car depot.
00:21:45It's great having you here.
00:21:47I was just telling Bo, it's like having a family
00:21:49over for a barbecue, ain't it, Bo?
00:21:51We should be serving hot dogs or something,
00:21:53shouldn't we?
00:21:55No, no, no.
00:21:57We ain't here for hot dogs today.
00:21:59We're here for hot rods.
00:22:01We are here for that magnificent
00:22:03machine. Ain't she a beauty?
00:22:05And one of you beautiful youngsters
00:22:07is gonna take that car
00:22:09home very soon.
00:22:11Or maybe not so soon. Who knows?
00:22:13We may be here a few hours. We may be here
00:22:15a few weeks. I don't know.
00:22:17But before we get started,
00:22:19I do have to
00:22:21tell you a few things that I am legally
00:22:23bound to communicate
00:22:25in your direction. So,
00:22:27girls.
00:22:29Participation in this contest can result
00:22:31in, but is not limited to,
00:22:33swelling in the feet and lower legs,
00:22:35numbness in the hands, confusion,
00:22:37dizziness, indigestion, severe constipation,
00:22:39nausea and vomiting,
00:22:41muscle aching, neck pain, sleeplessness,
00:22:43sudden vision loss, deep vein thrombosis,
00:22:45and in some cases,
00:22:47spontaneous combustion and sudden death.
00:22:49Good luck!
00:22:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, there, girls.
00:22:53Nobody's gonna die, okay?
00:22:55Maybe from happiness, but not from standing around
00:22:57for a few hours.
00:22:59Thank you, girls.
00:23:01Anyways, I can tell what you all are thinking.
00:23:03You're thinking, I'm just standing here now.
00:23:05Why don't we get this thing going?
00:23:07Well, there are a few things
00:23:09that you need to know before we start.
00:23:11First off,
00:23:13you will get one 10-minute
00:23:15break every two hours
00:23:17at the top of the hour.
00:23:19You can eat, drink, or pee.
00:23:21I don't care, just as long as you're back in time.
00:23:23Because if you're not, you're out!
00:23:25Okay?
00:23:27And when you hear this sound...
00:23:29Ooh,
00:23:31that means that someone's time
00:23:33here has come to an end.
00:23:35Next,
00:23:37do not, under any circumstances,
00:23:39lift your hand off the car,
00:23:41except for on a break.
00:23:43If you lift your hand,
00:23:45even the teeniest,
00:23:47littlest bit,
00:23:49you're out!
00:23:51And next, no sitting.
00:23:53Just stand there with your hand
00:23:55on the car.
00:23:57It's as simple as that.
00:23:59Last man, or woman,
00:24:01standing wins that
00:24:03magnificent machine.
00:24:05And one last thing.
00:24:07You are all
00:24:09on the honor system.
00:24:11If you see any of your fellow
00:24:13contestants lift their hand,
00:24:15you are obligated to report it.
00:24:17But to avoid
00:24:19any kind of moral conundrum,
00:24:21two of you
00:24:23have to see it for it to be official.
00:24:25Helps keep things on the up and up.
00:24:27Are we clear?
00:24:29Everybody ready?
00:24:33Good luck.
00:24:35Girls, count them down.
00:24:3710,
00:24:399, 8,
00:24:417, 6,
00:24:435, 4,
00:24:453, 2,
00:24:471, go!
00:24:59♪
00:25:29♪
00:25:51Oh!
00:25:53Oh!
00:25:57Dude, whoa, are you okay?
00:25:59Not good they expect us to do this, man.
00:26:01We're just kids.
00:26:07Oh, this is so brutal.
00:26:09I don't know how much longer I can last.
00:26:11Hey, get in there, man. Just breathe.
00:26:17I can't see.
00:26:19I can't breathe.
00:26:21I can't feel...
00:26:23my legs.
00:26:37Oh, okay.
00:26:39Two people saw that, right?
00:26:41It was 11 minutes
00:26:43to 23 seconds,
00:26:45not 11 hours, 23 minutes.
00:26:47If this would have been a math capellon,
00:26:49we'd be here every day.
00:26:51Would you look at that?
00:26:53Kids these days, huh?
00:26:55With their World Wide Web
00:26:57and their on-demand
00:26:59just ain't willing to put in the time,
00:27:01are they?
00:27:03Well, why don't you go clean up that big golden mess, huh?
00:27:0711 minutes.
00:27:09That's sad. That's sad.
00:27:11That's just sad right there.
00:27:13A tragic turn of events
00:27:15today as Colby Man collapsed
00:27:17and died mere moments into the contest.
00:27:19I'm not dead.
00:27:21He will be dearly missed.
00:27:27One down,
00:27:29six to go.
00:27:31Do you ever do anything
00:27:33in life without posting it?
00:27:35The real question is, if I don't post it,
00:27:37did it ever really happen?
00:27:41Well, things certainly have picked up
00:27:43around here, haven't they?
00:27:45I got a feeling this contest
00:27:47may just work out for us.
00:27:49You know what I'm going to do?
00:27:51I'm going to go sell me some cars.
00:27:53Bo, why don't you go fetch some brochures?
00:27:57Oh, come on, big guy.
00:27:59I wasn't trying to be disrespectful.
00:28:01You know what? You look tired.
00:28:03Why don't you just take the load off?
00:28:05Sit, boy. Sit.
00:28:07Oh, come on now.
00:28:09It's just a joke.
00:28:11You don't have to actually sit.
00:28:13Sit. Sit.
00:28:15Oh, come on now. I'm just playing with you, Bo.
00:28:17Let's talk this out.
00:28:19Speak. Speak, good boy.
00:28:23It's been one hour
00:28:25and 58 minutes, and this contest
00:28:27has gone from friendly to fierce,
00:28:29from chummy to cutthroat,
00:28:31from serene to...
00:28:33to...
00:28:35What's an S word?
00:28:37Stupid. We're looking for a word that starts with an S.
00:28:39It's not that hard, sister.
00:28:43This is stupid.
00:28:45This is stupid.
00:28:47This is stupid.
00:28:49This is stupid.
00:28:51This is stupid.
00:28:53Oh, two in a row.
00:28:55I don't know what's going on between you two,
00:28:57but we're already in a competition, okay?
00:28:59We don't need another.
00:29:01Seriously, you guys aren't trending at all.
00:29:03I've posted like five things about you,
00:29:05and you have zero likes. It's kind of sad.
00:29:07Okay, first of all, there's no competition here.
00:29:09At least not from my side.
00:29:11She's competing with me, but she just always has.
00:29:13Oh, really? Is that right?
00:29:15Yes, that is right. It all started when we were six,
00:29:17and you just swooped in out of nowhere
00:29:19and stole my crown for the...
00:29:21For what?
00:29:23At the Junior
00:29:25Sunburst Beauty Pageant.
00:29:27Yeah, because that pageant was for girls.
00:29:29That was never specifically defined
00:29:31in the rulebook! Okay, well, how about the time
00:29:33that you joined the Girl Scouts just to prove
00:29:35you could sell more cookies than me? Yeah, and I did sell
00:29:37more cookies than you, and you cried.
00:29:39He's lying. I did not.
00:29:41Middle school, how you convinced our basketball coach
00:29:43to make you center instead of me.
00:29:45Oh, it's not my fault you hadn't hit
00:29:47puberty yet.
00:29:49Ninth grade, how you challenged me
00:29:51in the spelling bee, and that whole competition was
00:29:53fixed for you to win, and you know that.
00:29:55Fixed? If by fixed
00:29:57you mean you actually had to know your vowels,
00:29:59then yes, everybody! It was
00:30:01fixed.
00:30:03You know what? By the way, I do know how to spell a word.
00:30:05It's a hard one. Let's see if I can do it. Amy.
00:30:07B-R-A-T. Amy.
00:30:09That is the cutest thing.
00:30:11Have you been practicing with your alphabet soup again?
00:30:13You know what? You are just so salty right now
00:30:15because someone failed a class this year.
00:30:17It was PE. Yeah, who fails gym?
00:30:19I failed because I refused
00:30:21to participate in a potentially life-threatening
00:30:23sporting activity. Ping pong?
00:30:25Yeah! Okay, ping pong!
00:30:27Thousands of people die each year
00:30:29from playing ping pong. Oh, you googled that,
00:30:31Amy, because that is a lie!
00:30:37Ugh.
00:30:41Ugh!
00:30:43I just...
00:30:45Google that. Google that, why don't you, Amy?
00:30:47I cannot stand that
00:30:49obnoxious little jerk!
00:30:51He just knows how to push every single one of my
00:30:53buttons. Every last one! It's like
00:30:55he's this sniper that's just picking off
00:30:57all of these pieces of my soul.
00:30:59Get out of my chair. I'm mad and I need a friend.
00:31:03She is
00:31:05the most
00:31:07annoying, self-centered person
00:31:09who has ever walked on the face of this planet!
00:31:11I have had to deal with him since the
00:31:13first grade, year after year
00:31:15for 11 years in Merced 11!
00:31:17Scone?
00:31:19Please.
00:31:21You know what she's like?
00:31:23She's like this little worm
00:31:25that's burrowed
00:31:27its way into my mind
00:31:29and she's just eating away at it
00:31:31with her mindless, endless chatter.
00:31:33Yeah.
00:31:35Um,
00:31:37who are we talking about?
00:31:39Amy!
00:31:41Oh, Amy? I like Amy.
00:31:43She's not that bad.
00:31:45Not so bad?
00:31:47She's the definition of bad. B-A-D.
00:31:49The A stands for Amy. See that?
00:31:51I know my vowels!
00:31:53I am beginning to think that his only reason
00:31:55for existence is to torture me
00:31:57because there doesn't seem to be any other evolutionary
00:31:59reason as to why he is on this planet.
00:32:01Well, at least he's not too bad to look at.
00:32:03You know, he's got that kind of tall,
00:32:05cute hair thing.
00:32:07I'm just saying, alright?
00:32:09If you have to stand around someone for that long,
00:32:11it helps that they're cute.
00:32:13Oh my gosh.
00:32:15Is the world ending soon?
00:32:17It's like the third sign of the apocalypse.
00:32:19Jam?
00:32:23Ooh, elderberry.
00:32:25I love elderberry. It's so good.
00:32:27Delicious.
00:32:29What was I saying?
00:32:31Oh, yeah. I was talking about how much I hate
00:32:33Farrell Finnett.
00:32:35What are we gonna do? I cannot stand her anymore.
00:32:37What does it mean?
00:32:39Uh-huh.
00:32:41We have to figure out a way to take him out.
00:32:43Clouded cream?
00:32:45Clouded cream?
00:32:47You think of everything. I try.
00:32:49Well, you know what they say.
00:32:51Anyhow, you know what they say.
00:32:53The way to get a woman is through her heart.
00:32:55The way to get to a man
00:32:57is through his stomach.
00:32:59Well, they are right.
00:33:01Oh my gosh, you're right. They do say that.
00:33:03Yeah, they do.
00:33:05I just got an idea.
00:33:07I have an idea.
00:33:09I need my phone. I need my phone. I'm a genius.
00:33:11But I'm gonna need your help.
00:33:13Okay, I'm in.
00:33:15See? I knew it.
00:33:17Little Miss Type A.
00:33:19Going to the car already.
00:33:21I guarantee she just wants to be the first one there
00:33:23to prove how perfect she is to everyone.
00:33:25Um, looks like
00:33:27you got about
00:33:2910 seconds.
00:33:3910, 9,
00:33:418, 7,
00:33:436, 5,
00:33:454,
00:33:473, 2,
00:33:491.
00:33:51He made it.
00:33:53Oh, how awkward.
00:34:05Hey everyone! It's Sophie here.
00:34:07It's been seven hours and there are still
00:34:09seven of us left. Honestly,
00:34:11it hasn't been as hard as I thought it was gonna be.
00:34:13I mean, I waited four times as long in line
00:34:15for the new iPhone. Okay, well,
00:34:17I'll update you guys when the next one bites the dust.
00:34:19Until then, hugs and kisses.
00:34:23I always
00:34:25get more attention when I do the kiss at the end. People like that.
00:34:27Is that really what you want to be known for, though?
00:34:29Talking about yourself on camera?
00:34:31Well, it's not about what you're known for.
00:34:33It's about being known at all. I mean, we all want people
00:34:35to know we exist. I don't.
00:34:37I don't care if anybody knows I exist.
00:34:39Of course you do.
00:34:41That's why you look the way
00:34:43you do. That's why you enter all those brainiac
00:34:45competitions. I mean, everything about you
00:34:47screams, look how smart I am.
00:34:49I mean, it's not like you're hiding in a laboratory
00:34:51somewhere. I just want to
00:34:53share my knowledge with people.
00:34:55Yeah, we all want to share something.
00:34:57I mean, Jerome has his cat thing,
00:34:59and Clyde jumps through, like,
00:35:01flaming hoops or something.
00:35:03We all just want the world to know that we're here.
00:35:05I think I'm with Lala on this one.
00:35:07I'm not like that at all. I don't even have social media.
00:35:09Oh. Well, you're just weird.
00:35:11All you care about is that Amy knows you exist.
00:35:13Amy?
00:35:15That's not even kind of true.
00:35:17Okay, yeah, okay.
00:35:19Why are you laughing? It's the same with you.
00:35:21What? No.
00:35:23Come on. It's actually kind of true.
00:35:25Yeah, sorry, but it's true.
00:35:27See? We all want someone to know we exist.
00:35:49Hmm.
00:35:55You've done good, Emerson.
00:35:57Hey.
00:35:59Hey.
00:36:01What's up?
00:36:03Just making some brownies.
00:36:05Here. This one's for you.
00:36:07For me?
00:36:09Wow, thanks.
00:36:13Yeah.
00:36:15Oh, my gosh.
00:36:17Hey, I mean, just because Amy and Farrell can't get along
00:36:19doesn't mean we can't.
00:36:21I totally agree.
00:36:23You know,
00:36:25as a peace offering,
00:36:27I think I should make a brownie for Farrell, too.
00:36:29Really?
00:36:31You're so nice.
00:36:33I know.
00:36:35Hey, could you get me some more chocolate chips?
00:36:37I think they're down there in my basket.
00:36:39Yeah.
00:36:41Could you do it now?
00:36:43Oh, you want them now?
00:36:45Yeah, yeah.
00:36:47Okay, cool, man.
00:36:49Yeah, cool.
00:36:55There we go.
00:36:57I got them.
00:36:59Oh, cool.
00:37:05Are you wearing my shirt?
00:37:07No, this is my shirt.
00:37:09Well, it looks a lot like my shirt.
00:37:11You mean the one you're wearing?
00:37:13Oh.
00:37:33Who is that?
00:37:35That's Jack Guthrie,
00:37:37the most popular, best-looking,
00:37:39most attractive guy at Northside High.
00:37:41How do you know who he is?
00:37:43You don't even go to our school.
00:37:45It's Jack Guthrie.
00:37:47You think you can keep a guy
00:37:49who looks like that all to yourself?
00:37:53Hey, Amy.
00:37:55Hi, Jack.
00:37:57Do you accept this rose?
00:38:01You know, I've been thinking.
00:38:03The prom is just around the corner.
00:38:05In five months?
00:38:07Yeah, in five months.
00:38:09If you don't have any other plans,
00:38:11you'd maybe like to go with me.
00:38:15Wait, me?
00:38:17Oh, my God.
00:38:19Yeah, yeah, of course. I'd love that.
00:38:23Great.
00:38:25Well, let's go.
00:38:27Um, but it's in five months.
00:38:31Well, I'm sure you need to
00:38:33pick out a dress and do your hair
00:38:35and all that stuff, so we should probably just,
00:38:37get going. I'll go with you right now.
00:38:39I'll go anywhere with you. I'm sorry, it can't be you.
00:38:41I'm supposed to ask her.
00:38:43You're supposed to.
00:38:47Who told you to ask me?
00:38:51No one.
00:38:53Just take my hand and we'll be on our way.
00:38:57Seriously?
00:39:01This is the best you can do?
00:39:03You thought by dangling some shiny object
00:39:05in front of me, I would be tempted to leave the contest?
00:39:09Question, do you have
00:39:11any self-respect?
00:39:13Not really. Okay, yeah, I thought so.
00:39:15Nice try, Farrell.
00:39:17Better luck next time.
00:39:25What was that?
00:39:27I told you to ask her on a date. Today.
00:39:29Not to prom in five months.
00:39:31I figure I'm giving you 200 bucks for that performance
00:39:33of a lifetime. You got another thing coming, pal.
00:39:35You still owe me 50 bucks.
00:39:37For what?
00:39:39My appearance fee. Oh, and 18.95 for the roses.
00:39:43Keep the change.
00:39:45Buy a brain.
00:39:51Hey,
00:39:53Miss Congeniality, it's not a beauty competition.
00:39:57If it was
00:39:59a beauty competition, there'd be no competition.
00:40:01You know,
00:40:03you could be pretty if you wanted to.
00:40:05So you're saying I'm not pretty?
00:40:07Oh no, let me rephrase. You could be
00:40:09prettier if you wanted to.
00:40:11But what if I don't want to, okay?
00:40:13What if I'm fine just
00:40:15the way I am?
00:40:17I think you're afraid of being pretty.
00:40:19I think you're afraid of the attention you'd get.
00:40:21That's not true. Isn't it?
00:40:23I mean, you hide behind your brains and
00:40:25you let your hair grow out like an over-fertilized
00:40:27chia pet and you dress like a boy.
00:40:29You're a cute one. I mean, if you just changed
00:40:31a few little things, everyone could see how beautiful
00:40:33you really are.
00:40:35I don't need to be beautiful,
00:40:37okay? I'm smart.
00:40:39But why can't you be both?
00:40:41Step into my office.
00:40:43You're so surprisingly strong.
00:40:47How's it going?
00:40:51Is this really all
00:40:53we have left?
00:40:55What kind of Sherpa are you?
00:40:57How about a brownie?
00:40:59Brownies,
00:41:01eh? I love
00:41:03brownies.
00:41:05This is so good.
00:41:07This is so good.
00:41:09Oh.
00:41:11Oh.
00:41:15I want you to have these.
00:41:17A token
00:41:19of my appreciation. I appreciate you.
00:41:21You know that?
00:41:23You got these for me? For you.
00:41:25Thank you, man.
00:41:27That makes me feel so special.
00:41:31You are.
00:41:33And so is this brownie.
00:41:35Well done.
00:41:43Oh, I'm in such a good mood now.
00:41:45Thank you. I really needed this.
00:41:47Go kill it, buddy.
00:41:49Get us a car.
00:41:51You look amazing.
00:41:53I feel amazing.
00:41:55Oh.
00:41:57Yeah, this should fit you.
00:41:59You have to try it on.
00:42:01How many clothes did you bring?
00:42:03Oh, I brought my entire wardrobe.
00:42:05Okay, I'll give you some privacy.
00:42:07It's time to show the world the real Lola.
00:42:09Whatever your last name is.
00:42:11Physics.
00:42:13Nobody ever gets that.
00:42:21Oh, that's good.
00:42:23Hey, where's Lola? I don't know.
00:42:25Who's that?
00:42:27Is that her?
00:42:45Wait, what?
00:42:47It can't be. I know that I'm not late.
00:42:49I checked my phone. I mean, I double checked.
00:42:53You!
00:42:55You changed the time on my phone
00:42:57so that I wouldn't get back here in time.
00:42:59Well, all I did was give you a makeover.
00:43:01You look amazing, by the way.
00:43:03I look like you!
00:43:05Yeah, like I said, you look amazing.
00:43:07How could you?
00:43:09You know, I thought that for a minute
00:43:11we were friends.
00:43:13No, we can still be friends.
00:43:15I'll pick you up in my car when I win
00:43:17I'm sorry to interrupt, little lady,
00:43:19but I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
00:43:21It's over for you.
00:43:25I won't forget this.
00:43:47You may have outsmarted me,
00:43:49but I am smarter than you.
00:43:51Oh, you just wait.
00:43:53You'll regret this.
00:43:55You are going to rue the day
00:43:57you ever messed with Lola Zizix.
00:44:03Woo-wee!
00:44:05I'm going to miss her, huh?
00:44:07She's a feisty one.
00:44:09She looks good, though.
00:44:11You okay, man?
00:44:13Uh...
00:44:15I'm fine. Yeah, I know. I'm fine.
00:44:21Hey, what's up?
00:44:23Hi.
00:44:29Hey, um...
00:44:31So...
00:44:33You know, I've always kind of
00:44:35admired you from afar.
00:44:37And, uh...
00:44:39I've admired you from afar.
00:44:41I guess you could say
00:44:43I've had a bit of a crush on you.
00:44:45Um...
00:44:47But because of the whole
00:44:49feral Amy thing,
00:44:51I've never really gotten a chance
00:44:53to know you, you know?
00:44:55Um...
00:44:57So I was wondering...
00:44:59Will you accept these flowers?
00:45:05Yeah.
00:45:07Oh. Ah, it's okay.
00:45:09Okay.
00:45:11Thanks.
00:45:13My knees hurt, so I'm going to get up.
00:45:15Okay.
00:45:21Hi. It's Sophie here.
00:45:23Still.
00:45:25I'm still here.
00:45:27It's like this is never going to freaking end.
00:45:29You know what? Here's my tip of the day.
00:45:31Never do this.
00:45:33This is...
00:45:35Oh, will you stop it?
00:45:37Can't you see we're all exhausted?
00:45:39Stop being so energetic.
00:45:41You knew what you were signing up for.
00:45:43This is an endurance contest. I came to win, alright?
00:45:45You know what? I think the winner of this contest
00:45:47should be based on popularity, not perseverance.
00:45:49Yeah, but if that was the case,
00:45:51Jerome would win because he has more followers
00:45:53than you.
00:45:55He doesn't. His cat does.
00:45:57Your cat does, right?
00:45:59You don't look so good.
00:46:01Well, I feel amazing, so...
00:46:03I'm going to be fine.
00:46:05Now, maybe this contest
00:46:07should be based on need.
00:46:09If that were the case, Chris probably deserves it most.
00:46:11No, he doesn't.
00:46:13Guys, I'm willing to fight for this
00:46:15just like the rest of you.
00:46:17I'm sure we all really need it.
00:46:19Well, one of us already had a car
00:46:21and wrecked it.
00:46:23Personally, I think if you've already had a chance,
00:46:25you should step aside for those more deserving.
00:46:27Well, personally,
00:46:29I think that you're a spoiled brat, so...
00:46:31Oh, God, if this were based
00:46:33on who deserves it, then you'd be the first one to go.
00:46:35Okay, I know you're not
00:46:37feeling good, okay?
00:46:39The bathroom's right there.
00:46:41I feel fine. I feel fine.
00:46:43I could really use a break, though, hey.
00:46:45Twins, look at that. When's the break?
00:46:47Uh, less than a minute.
00:46:49Yikes. Oh, my God.
00:46:51I don't think you're going to make it to the break.
00:46:53I'm going to make it.
00:46:55I'm going to make it.
00:46:57I'm going to make it.
00:46:59Something's coming.
00:47:01I don't know.
00:47:03What do we do?
00:47:05We're not going to make it.
00:47:07We're going to die.
00:47:19Dude, come on. There's like five minutes left.
00:47:21I really got to use the bathroom. Come on.
00:47:23Back off.
00:47:25Give God a little privacy, please.
00:47:27All right, I'm going to see if there's another bathroom
00:47:29in the garage, all right? Hold my place, please, just in case.
00:47:31Absolutely.
00:47:33Whew.
00:47:35Whew.
00:47:39Oh, my God.
00:47:41Okay, come on.
00:47:43Oh, God.
00:47:45Oh, yeah.
00:47:47That's the stuff.
00:47:49All right.
00:47:51All right.
00:47:53Whew.
00:47:55All right.
00:47:57Oh, come on.
00:48:03All right.
00:48:09Uh, hello?
00:48:11Door is, uh, door is stuck.
00:48:23You put something in this brownie, didn't you?
00:48:25Maybe.
00:48:27Whew.
00:48:29You're so clever.
00:48:31And you're so cute.
00:48:35Is anyone there?
00:48:37Come on, come on.
00:48:39Hello?
00:48:41Oh, help me.
00:48:47Whoa, okay.
00:48:49What is going on here?
00:48:51Ahem.
00:48:53Emerson. He is the enemy.
00:48:55Emerson!
00:48:59You know, to be honest, I just feel embarrassed for you.
00:49:01Yeah, if you were to see yourself right now,
00:49:03you'd realize just how far you've fallen.
00:49:05Yeah, don't come crying to me
00:49:07when you wake up one morning and you look at yourself in the mirror
00:49:09and you say to yourself,
00:49:11what has become of me?
00:49:13Yeah, because I will be off living another life
00:49:15that doesn't involve that.
00:49:17Can I at least have something to eat?
00:49:21Wow, thanks.
00:49:35I bet you think you're real funny, don't you?
00:49:37I don't know what you're talking about.
00:49:39Don't you think that I don't know
00:49:41that you were behind whatever...
00:49:43problem I just had?
00:49:45What?
00:49:47I'm not saying that I had anything to do with it,
00:49:49but if I did, you totally deserved it, Farrell.
00:49:51Hey.
00:49:53Guys, can we have a truce?
00:49:55Eh, just let them fight.
00:49:57I mean, the more they distract each other,
00:49:59the better chance we have of winning.
00:50:03Hey, where's Clyde?
00:50:11Not Clyde.
00:50:13Oh my god, you guys. It's getting like the Hunger Games around here.
00:50:15Yeah.
00:50:17Except we can't kill each other.
00:50:19Can we?
00:50:43Oh my god.
00:50:45Oh my god.
00:50:47Oh my god.
00:50:49Oh my god.
00:50:51Oh my god.
00:50:53Oh my god.
00:50:55Oh my god.
00:50:57Oh my god.
00:50:59Oh my god.
00:51:01Oh my god.
00:51:03Oh my god.
00:51:05Oh my god.
00:51:07Oh my god.
00:51:09Oh my god.
00:51:11Oh my god.
00:51:13Oh my god.
00:51:15Oh my god.
00:51:37Oh, thank you there, Bo.
00:51:41Look at them. Hmm?
00:51:43Kids.
00:51:45What with their eating of the fast food
00:51:47and using emoji comms
00:51:49instead of words
00:51:51and wanting everything yesterday.
00:51:53They won't last much longer.
00:51:57My money's on the funny looking one.
00:52:01Hey.
00:52:03Hey, Jerome.
00:52:05Hey, Jerome.
00:52:07Jerome.
00:52:09Hey, it's me.
00:52:11Everyone's laughing at you, Jerome.
00:52:13They all think you're a fraud.
00:52:15They all think you're a
00:52:17senseless wannabe.
00:52:19Give up, Jerome.
00:52:21Come home and scoop my poop.
00:52:23It's all you ever be good for.
00:52:27You're nothing without me.
00:52:29Hey, crazy cat lady.
00:52:31Do you see that cat right there?
00:52:35I'm always seeing cats.
00:52:39Yeah.
00:52:45You're nothing without me.
00:52:47Oh, that's right.
00:52:49Get out of here. I'm the talented one.
00:52:51I'm the one that sings.
00:52:53You don't even have lips.
00:53:03Did you see that cat right there?
00:53:05What cat?
00:53:07It was a...
00:53:09It was a big, giant, like, whore movie cat.
00:53:11It was just talking to me.
00:53:13He was...
00:53:15Hey, how about we go get you some coffee?
00:53:17Cat food? I don't want no cat food.
00:53:19I just...
00:53:21Coffee. I said coffee, Jerome.
00:53:23Coffee.
00:53:25Yeah, it's this way.
00:53:27Yeah, I need some coffee.
00:53:29It was right there.
00:53:33Zane.
00:53:37Zane!
00:53:39Where are you?
00:53:53Hey, buddy.
00:53:57What were you doing in there?
00:53:59Nothing.
00:54:01A little bird watching. Just chilling.
00:54:03Bird watching in a tent?
00:54:05Yeah.
00:54:07You alone in there?
00:54:11Yeah.
00:54:17You're fraternizing with the enemy.
00:54:19I don't know what fraternizing means,
00:54:21but if it means making out,
00:54:23yeah, I've been fraternizing quite a bit.
00:54:25My brother gave me a high five.
00:54:27No. No high five for you.
00:54:29This was not part of the plan.
00:54:31You have been compromised.
00:54:33Dude, I have feelings for Emerson.
00:54:35Feelings?
00:54:37What kind of feelings?
00:54:39Feelings of mistrust?
00:54:41Feelings of disgust? Murderous feelings?
00:54:43What kind of feelings do you have for Zane?
00:54:45No, like,
00:54:47I think I want to ask her father
00:54:49if I can court her.
00:54:51Court her?
00:54:53Are we in the 19th century?
00:54:55Have you been watching Downton Abbey again?
00:54:57No, you don't understand.
00:54:59You're right about that. I don't, Zane.
00:55:01I am very disappointed in you.
00:55:03All these years of friendship,
00:55:05and I don't even know who you are anymore,
00:55:07but I see you've made your choice,
00:55:09so fine. You know what?
00:55:11I don't need you either.
00:55:13From now on,
00:55:15you are dead to me.
00:55:17Well, what about the basketball game Saturday?
00:55:19Are we still on for that?
00:55:23You guys are absolutely still on
00:55:25for the basketball game. It's gonna be tight.
00:55:27So tight.
00:55:29Okay.
00:55:31You're dead to me.
00:55:33Yeah. You understand. Yeah, I get it.
00:55:35This was a really good chat for me. Monumental, I think.
00:55:37Dude, wish me luck.
00:55:43Ugh!
00:55:45I'm running out of angles
00:55:47for these selfies.
00:55:49Even I'm getting tired of looking at myself.
00:55:51Hey, Jerome.
00:55:53How does the rapping cat do it?
00:55:55I'm not talking about the cat.
00:55:57I mean, he always looks so good
00:55:59in every single one of his photos, right? Does he have a stylist?
00:56:01I'm not talking about the cat.
00:56:03He should come guest in one of my segments.
00:56:05We can talk about, like, beauty and hair.
00:56:07Does he deep condition? Does he use mousse?
00:56:09Which he probably calls mouse.
00:56:11Get it?
00:56:13He got it. Can you ask him for me?
00:56:15Okay, enough about the cat already, okay?
00:56:17Can we please stop talking about the cat?
00:56:19Just lay off the cat. Oh, my gosh.
00:56:21You sounded just like rapping cat
00:56:23when you said that. You totally did.
00:56:25Has anyone ever told you that you sound just like the cat?
00:56:27Okay, I don't sound like the cat.
00:56:29The cat sounds like me.
00:56:31Do you want to know why? Because I am the cat.
00:56:33Cats don't rap. They don't talk.
00:56:35In fact, I'm pretty sure they don't do anything
00:56:37but eat, sleep, and pee in every other place
00:56:39but the litter box he so thoughtfully
00:56:41put in a convenient location.
00:56:43It was a joke, people.
00:56:45I didn't know 33 million people
00:56:47were going to watch this, and I didn't know folks
00:56:49were so ignorant that they could think
00:56:51that a cat, a freaking cat,
00:56:53it's just stupid.
00:56:55I'm more than just some backup singer
00:56:57to some untalented, ungrateful,
00:56:59freeloading furball.
00:57:01I'm the talented one.
00:57:03Me.
00:57:05Okay, Jerome, show us.
00:57:07Come on, bring it.
00:57:09Show us. Come on, go, Jerome.
00:57:11Yeah.
00:57:13Yeah, Jerome.
00:57:15Yeah.
00:57:17Here we go.
00:57:19Oh!
00:57:21Oh, no!
00:57:31Oh, man.
00:57:33Does that video really have 33 million views?
00:57:43Just leave me alone. Go home already.
00:57:45But look what I'm making for Rapping Cat.
00:57:47Great.
00:57:49Now my cat has something to snuggle with at night.
00:57:55And then there was four.
00:57:59How did you do that?
00:58:03Voodoo lady.
00:58:05Stay still.
00:58:09You smell like pizza.
00:58:11It's because
00:58:13I haven't really, like, showered
00:58:15in a week.
00:58:17You're so cute.
00:58:19I have to be honest with you and tell you that
00:58:21I am really attracted to you.
00:58:23You remind me
00:58:25so much of my mom.
00:58:27What?
00:58:29I remind you of your mom?
00:58:31Yeah.
00:58:33I mean...
00:58:35No, I just...
00:58:37So, like,
00:58:39you're smart like my mom.
00:58:41Right? You're cool like my mom.
00:58:43And you're hot
00:58:45like my mom.
00:58:47Hot? Like your mom?
00:58:49What kind of a sick person are you?
00:58:51No, I mean, like, you're not hot
00:58:53like my mom. She's hot like you.
00:58:55Yeah, that really... It doesn't help.
00:58:57I mean, I don't think you or my mom are hot.
00:58:59Just... You know what?
00:59:01I lied. Okay? You don't smell like pizza.
00:59:03You smell gross.
00:59:05Get out of my tent.
00:59:15Where's my makeup bag?
00:59:17What? Have you seen my makeup bag?
00:59:19Um, no. I...
00:59:21All I could find was this stupid red lipstick.
00:59:23It doesn't even match this outfit. I need my makeup bag.
00:59:25I'm sure you're just as pretty
00:59:27without makeup.
00:59:29That's what they say to ugly people.
00:59:31Don't patronize me. Get out.
00:59:33Don't look at me.
00:59:35Oh, God. I need to find it.
00:59:37I need to find it.
00:59:39Okay.
00:59:41Come on. Get yourself together.
00:59:43You can do this. You can do this.
00:59:45You have a zip line over volcanoes.
00:59:47You can do this. Just deep breaths.
00:59:49Deep breaths.
00:59:51Oh, where's the light? Where's the switch?
00:59:53There it is.
00:59:55Okay.
00:59:57Uh, I don't know how long I've been in here.
00:59:59It...
01:00:01It could be hours. It could be days.
01:00:03I've totally lost track of time with this.
01:00:05Oh, no, no, no.
01:00:07No.
01:00:09No.
01:00:11No, no, no, no.
01:00:13This is not happening.
01:00:15This is not happening.
01:00:17Okay, I want to die in a tragic fireball accident.
01:00:19Okay, not in the toilet.
01:00:21This is ridiculous.
01:00:23Okay, come on. Just breathe.
01:00:25Whoo.
01:00:27Just breathe.
01:00:35Maya.
01:00:37I'm doing it.
01:00:39I am balancing it on my head.
01:00:41Oh, my apple.
01:00:43Oh.
01:00:45Hi, I'm Maya. And I'm Mia.
01:00:47And we're still here.
01:00:49It's been 31 hours so far.
01:00:51And five minutes.
01:00:5331 hours and five minutes.
01:00:55You can't forget the minutes because every minute counts.
01:00:59You were definitely adopted.
01:01:01Hey, Soph.
01:01:03Oh, hi, Lala.
01:01:05Oh, what are you doing?
01:01:07I'm at Big Jim's with the Sophie Jackson.
01:01:09She's never looked better.
01:01:11No, don't. Don't post that.
01:01:15Just it.
01:01:17No, you didn't.
01:01:19I can see how this is going to be so addictive.
01:01:21It already has like 3,000 likes.
01:01:23I'm going to kill you!
01:01:25I just thought you wanted to be noticed.
01:01:27I'm going to shove that phone up your...
01:01:31What?
01:01:33No.
01:01:35Stop taking pictures of me!
01:01:37Stop looking at me!
01:01:39Are you looking at me?
01:01:41Stop looking at me!
01:01:47My taste for revenge is like pie.
01:01:49It's never ending.
01:01:51Good luck, everyone.
01:01:53Thank you, Lala.
01:01:59All right, so...
01:02:01It's been 70 hours since I left on my bike
01:02:03from Horseshoe Trailhead.
01:02:05Uh...
01:02:07Wait, that...
01:02:09That wasn't even me.
01:02:11That was James Franco in that movie
01:02:13where he cut his arm off.
01:02:15I'm not cutting my arm off, all right?
01:02:17That's been done.
01:02:19I mean, I could cut my leg off.
01:02:21That'd be different, right?
01:02:23Would it be different, though?
01:02:25Oh, my God, what am I saying?
01:02:27I'm losing my mind.
01:02:29I am losing my mind right now.
01:02:31Oh, I need water.
01:02:33I'm so, so thirsty.
01:02:35I mean, there's got to be water somewhere.
01:02:37Think, Clay, come on.
01:02:39There's got to be water.
01:02:41My sink doesn't work.
01:02:47God, I can't come home.
01:02:55Oh, God.
01:02:58All right, just do it, just do it.
01:03:08Don't look at this.
01:03:14Sooner or later, you're gonna have to look out
01:03:16for yourself in this world.
01:03:18I mean, life is just so tough.
01:03:21You can't just let people walk all over you.
01:03:23And sometimes, if you want to get what you want,
01:03:26you have to stop trying to be everybody's best friend.
01:03:29Hey, listen, thank you
01:03:31so much for listening.
01:03:33I mean, it just feels so good
01:03:36to talk to somebody that understands.
01:03:40Can I actually have some of this?
01:03:45Bye. Thank you.
01:03:53Hi, I'm Maya.
01:03:55Hi, I'm Maya.
01:03:56And I'm Mia, and we're still here.
01:03:58It's been like a million hours,
01:04:00and yes, we're still here.
01:04:02Yeah, this is ridiculous.
01:04:04How long are they going to be standing there?
01:04:06Well, I think...
01:04:07No one cares what you think.
01:04:09Well, I was just gonna say...
01:04:10No one cares what you have to say.
01:04:12In fact, without me, you would have nothing to say.
01:04:14That's... What?
01:04:16You know what? I'm finished.
01:04:18I'm out of here.
01:04:19I am done with this stupid competition,
01:04:21and I'm done with you.
01:04:22Without me in your life,
01:04:23you would have no idea what to do.
01:04:29Oh, you scared me.
01:04:31I'm sorry.
01:04:32I need to talk to you in private.
01:04:35About what?
01:04:37Feral.
01:04:38It makes me so angry
01:04:40to see how he treats you.
01:04:41In any other situation,
01:04:42I might have to just give him a punch
01:04:45to defend you.
01:04:47Okay, thank you.
01:04:48You're welcome.
01:04:49Yeah, but I think I can handle him myself.
01:04:51I think that I have a way
01:04:53we can get Feral out of both of our lives.
01:04:57What do you mean?
01:04:58You know how Big Jim said
01:04:59that if two people see someone lift their hand,
01:05:01they can have him removed from the competition?
01:05:04Yeah.
01:05:05Well, what if we see Feral lift his hand?
01:05:10Okay, well, obviously,
01:05:11if we see him lift his hand,
01:05:12we're gonna say something.
01:05:14No.
01:05:15What if he doesn't,
01:05:17and we say something?
01:05:22No.
01:05:23No, okay, that wouldn't be right.
01:05:25I couldn't do that.
01:05:26Funny, because he didn't seem
01:05:28to have a problem with it
01:05:29when he asked me
01:05:30if I would help him do that to you.
01:05:32Wait, what?
01:05:34Mm-hmm.
01:05:35Yeah, he thinks we're gonna do it
01:05:37right after this.
01:05:38That we're gonna get you out of the competition.
01:05:42I can't believe he would do that.
01:05:44I know.
01:05:45All right, what can you do?
01:05:47Oh, I know.
01:05:49We can do it to him instead.
01:05:52Take him completely unawares, Amy.
01:05:55We'll never know what hit him.
01:05:58Anyway, think about it, okay?
01:06:02Excuse me.
01:06:03Mm-hmm.
01:06:13Hi, everyone, it's Mia,
01:06:15and I'm just...
01:06:20Antidisestablishmentarianism.
01:06:24That was the word
01:06:26that kept me from winning
01:06:28the 9th grade spelling bee.
01:06:31Not that I'm bitter or anything.
01:06:37Antidisestablishmentarianism.
01:06:40A-N-T-I-D-I-S-E-S-T-A-B-L-I-S-H-M-E-N-T-A-R-I-A-N-S.
01:06:47Nope.
01:06:49A-N-T-I-D-I-S-E-S-T-A-B-L-I-S-H-M-E-N-T-A-R-I-A-N-I-S-M.
01:06:58I just did it!
01:07:00He just did it!
01:07:01He just did it!
01:07:02He just lifted his hand!
01:07:03What?
01:07:04Hey, can we get Big Jim over here, please?
01:07:07He lifted his hand.
01:07:08No, I didn't.
01:07:09What are you doing?
01:07:10Well, what's going on here, kids?
01:07:12Hey, Big Jim, he lifted his hand,
01:07:15he lifted his hand, so he's out.
01:07:17Are you a psychopath? I did not lift my hand.
01:07:20Well, now the rules state that two of you have to see it happen.
01:07:24So, uh, Princess, can you take his hand off that car?
01:07:30You saw it, Amy, right?
01:07:32She didn't see anything because nothing happened.
01:07:40Yes, I saw it.
01:07:45But it didn't happen.
01:07:47He never lifted his hand off the car.
01:07:49What? She's lying!
01:07:52She's not lying. Amy wouldn't lie.
01:07:54Oh, yeah, maybe you're both lying.
01:07:56Yeah, maybe you're in this together against me.
01:07:59Big Jim, you should listen to me.
01:08:01Everybody knows I'm the good guy here.
01:08:05Good guy?
01:08:06Ho-ho!
01:08:07You're no good guy, dude.
01:08:10Clyde, what happened to you?
01:08:12Well, I just climbed out of the sewer.
01:08:14That's what happened to me.
01:08:15I was stuck in the toilet.
01:08:17And it was dark, and it was scary,
01:08:19and unspeakable things happened in there.
01:08:22Yeah.
01:08:23I escaped by crawling through a pipe under the toilet,
01:08:26the same toilet I've had to drink out of
01:08:29for the last three weeks to survive, so...
01:08:33We saw you yesterday.
01:08:36Clyde, can you just tell us what's going on?
01:08:40He locked me in the bathroom.
01:08:44Me?
01:08:45Yeah.
01:08:46That's ridiculous.
01:08:48You were the only one that knew where I was going.
01:08:50Okay, I know what you did.
01:08:51Oh, you know nothing, Clyde.
01:08:52I know plenty, Chris.
01:08:54I've had nothing but time to think.
01:08:56I've contemplated everything from
01:08:58why does the universe exist to
01:09:02what do vegetarian zombies eat?
01:09:07Whoa.
01:09:09The point is, I thought about you
01:09:12and all the bad things you've done.
01:09:14What?
01:09:15Oh, God.
01:09:16Don't get any closer.
01:09:17Or your wife.
01:09:19Changed the time on my phone like you did with Lala's.
01:09:21Wait, you did that?
01:09:22He also stole Sophie's makeup bag
01:09:24and took Jerome's headphones
01:09:25to make it seem like the cat was talking to him.
01:09:27Hold on.
01:09:28Wait, you weren't even here for that, though.
01:09:29You hear things when you are alone in the bathroom.
01:09:33All right?
01:09:34It's quiet.
01:09:35Wait, so you poisoned my brownie?
01:09:38No, no, that was me.
01:09:40Wait, but you had Jack Guthrie come here
01:09:43and try and lure me away?
01:09:45That was me.
01:09:46But we're not talking about that right now.
01:09:47We're talking about you.
01:09:49I always knew you were a fraud.
01:09:52You said that you worked at a donut shop
01:09:54every day before school.
01:09:56How is that possible?
01:09:57There's not an ounce of fat on your body.
01:10:00Everyone knows you can't be around donuts
01:10:02without eating all of them.
01:10:04He told me you worked at a rock quarry
01:10:05every day after school.
01:10:07Go ahead and feel his hands, Clyde.
01:10:09Why?
01:10:10I think they feel like a newborn baby's buttocks.
01:10:13You haven't seen a day of manual labor in your life.
01:10:17We're going in now.
01:10:19You said that your father was fighting in Canada.
01:10:22Well, I googled it.
01:10:24There's no war in Canada right now.
01:10:26Not a single one.
01:10:28Your dad isn't serving our country.
01:10:30He's serving drinks at a nightclub in Toronto.
01:10:33I am so on due right now, Chris.
01:10:36Global warming.
01:10:38Was that you? Huh?
01:10:40Beaver fever. Did you do that?
01:10:42What do you do in your spare time? Hunt manatees?
01:10:46And finally, you said that you just love
01:10:49working with old people.
01:10:51But I know that the only reason you have that job
01:10:54is so that you can nurse your addiction
01:10:56to perune juice!
01:10:57That's a lie!
01:10:58It's the truth!
01:11:01No.
01:11:05It's true.
01:11:06That one was a total guess.
01:11:08I need that.
01:11:09Clyde, give me that!
01:11:10I need that!
01:11:17You almost got me!
01:11:19You almost got me!
01:11:20I'm just gonna put my hand back and then, you know,
01:11:24we're all good.
01:11:26Well, son, unless you have some
01:11:29mystical third hand that none of us here know about,
01:11:33you're out.
01:11:36Hey, Jim.
01:11:38They tricked me.
01:11:41And I think they should be the ones
01:11:43that get out of this competition,
01:11:45not me.
01:11:52You'll pay for this, Ferrell.
01:11:55You will pay in retail.
01:11:58And you!
01:12:00I thought we had something special.
01:12:03Oh, I'll be back, Clyde!
01:12:06It's in my contract!
01:12:09I'm back for the sequel!
01:12:12Well, then.
01:12:15Unless my math fails me, I believe we are down to two.
01:12:21Ew.
01:12:24Clyde, I am so sorry.
01:12:27It's not fair you're out of the contest.
01:12:29You should at least have another chance to win the car.
01:12:32Hey, no worries, you know?
01:12:34It's not about the destination.
01:12:35It's about the journey, you know?
01:12:37And I got to body surf on 100 yards of raw sewage.
01:12:41I mean, anything after that would be a letdown.
01:12:44So, goggles.
01:12:49Helmet.
01:12:53Motorcycle.
01:12:58Do you know...
01:12:59What'd you...
01:13:01Did you sell my motorcycle?
01:13:03Jim!
01:13:05Did you sell my motorcycle?
01:13:09What do vegetarian zombies eat?
01:13:11What?
01:13:12I don't know!
01:13:13Me neither!
01:13:14I can't...
01:13:16I can't...
01:13:26I didn't know you could make pies like that.
01:13:28Well, I'm a pretty good cook.
01:13:30What do you want?
01:13:32Look.
01:13:34I know I might be a creep.
01:13:37But I'm not the type of creep who would say weird things about their mom.
01:13:42Like, that's just not me.
01:13:45And I want to express to you in no uncertain terms that I do not think my mom is hot.
01:13:53In any way.
01:13:55Like, at all.
01:13:58But I do think you're hot.
01:14:01I think you're so hot.
01:14:04Really?
01:14:06Yeah.
01:14:07I mean, you're foxy.
01:14:10I mean, you're hotter than any mom could ever be.
01:14:14Oh.
01:14:15Yeah.
01:14:17I mean, not like...
01:14:19Well...
01:14:20I mean, if you decided to become a mom that you wouldn't be hot, like, you would be...
01:14:23You know, it's okay, it's okay. It's alright.
01:14:24Hey, can we just not talk about moms?
01:14:26Right.
01:14:27Yeah.
01:14:28No moms.
01:14:29No moms.
01:14:30So, um, are we good?
01:14:33Yeah, we're good.
01:14:35Okay.
01:14:37Is that your underwear?
01:14:39Uh, yes.
01:14:41Okay.
01:14:42But I promise that they're clean. Ish.
01:14:51Hey.
01:14:57For what?
01:14:59For defending me with Chris.
01:15:05Being a jerk to you is my thing.
01:15:08Come on, I can't have him encroaching on my territory.
01:15:13Okay.
01:15:18Um...
01:15:20Can I tell you a secret?
01:15:23You would trust me with a secret?
01:15:25Oh, no.
01:15:26Okay.
01:15:27You're just the only one here, so I...
01:15:34Um...
01:15:37The real reason I...
01:15:39Need this car is because, uh...
01:15:43My family can't afford to get me one.
01:15:47Aren't you, like, super rich?
01:15:49Uh, actually, my dad got fired.
01:15:55My dad's looking for a new job, and my mom is looking for my new dad.
01:16:05Wow.
01:16:06Yeah.
01:16:10As far as secrets go, that's kind of a lame one, though.
01:16:14I'm just saying, it's not...
01:16:18Everyone goes through that kind of thing.
01:16:20It's nothing to be ashamed of.
01:16:28Can I tell you a secret?
01:16:31Yeah.
01:16:33Okay.
01:16:38Sophie was right.
01:16:42I always compete with you because I...
01:16:45Want you to notice me.
01:16:50I really like being around you.
01:16:57That's...
01:16:59That's...
01:17:01Definitely something you shouldn't keep a secret.
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01:19:50Hi there.
01:19:52I am truly sorry to say this, but you are both out of the competition.
01:19:57What?
01:19:58No, no, no.
01:19:59Both of us?
01:20:00That's not fair.
01:20:01After 50 hours and eight minutes, we have no winner.
01:20:06No, no, no, no.
01:20:07That's not right.
01:20:08There has to be a winner.
01:20:10I'm sorry.
01:20:11Rules are rules.
01:20:12Now, I would like to thank both of you for your participation by awarding you these authentic
01:20:20Big Jim key rings, huh?
01:20:23No, I don't want that.
01:20:25You sure?
01:20:26I'm positive.
01:20:27All right, because I ain't going to offer it again.
01:20:29Anyways, I want to wish both of you a fantastic day.
01:20:33Thank you for playing.
01:20:35Can he do that?
01:20:36I don't care if he can or not.
01:20:37We're not going to let him.
01:20:38This isn't fair.
01:20:39Dude, come on.
01:20:40We stood there for three days.
01:20:41Stop ignoring us.
01:20:42Is this just some big scam to get people to come to your dealership?
01:20:44Are you going to give us a car or are you just a crook?
01:20:51Me.
01:20:54I'm the crook.
01:20:56What about you?
01:20:58You cheated.
01:21:00You tried to lure her away with that good-looking guy and you poisoned him.
01:21:06I got a news flash for you.
01:21:07Both of you were looking for the easy way to get what you want.
01:21:11That's what you all do now.
01:21:14I'll tell you something.
01:21:15When I was your age, I had to work for my first car.
01:21:18Okay?
01:21:19I worked and I saved money for a year so that I could afford the car of my dreams.
01:21:23Now, you guys think life is just, I don't know what, some big popularity contest
01:21:28and whoever has the most friends wins.
01:21:31You want something bad enough?
01:21:33Well, you've got to work for it.
01:21:37You ain't going to get it for free.
01:21:40And you sure ain't going to take it from somebody else.
01:21:43We're not like that.
01:21:44The contest is over.
01:21:46Read the rules.
01:21:47It says very clear in Section 3, Paragraph 5, Line 6.
01:21:52The last person with their hand on that car wins.
01:21:56There was no last person and you both lose.
01:22:02Now, if you will kindly excuse me, I have a business to run.
01:22:08Wait.
01:22:11Wait, no. I remember now.
01:22:12There was someone with their hand on the car.
01:22:14It was Amy. She won.
01:22:15No, no, no, no, no. It was Farrell.
01:22:17I lifted my hand first, okay?
01:22:18Farrell won, fair and square.
01:22:20No, I definitely did not win. That did not happen.
01:22:22Yes, you did. Okay, stop trying to be so competitive.
01:22:24If I said you won, you won.
01:22:26I admit it. Total loser right here.
01:22:28No, you won, Farrell.
01:22:34So shines a good deed on a weary world.
01:22:40That was it.
01:22:42That was it.
01:22:44Right there. That is what I was waiting for.
01:22:47Huh?
01:22:49So were we competing for a car or for your chocolate factory?
01:22:53Don't you see?
01:22:55Guys, you were competing for all that's good in the world.
01:23:00You were competing for virtues and values and honor and all that's right.
01:23:06Well, yes, true, you were competing for yourselves.
01:23:10But you were also competing for each other.
01:23:14I was competing for the car.
01:23:18Yeah, listen, about the car.
01:23:21Mommy made me eat my M&M's. Mommy made me eat my...
01:23:25Hi, it's Maya here.
01:23:27And Mia.
01:23:28And we're back.
01:23:30And back together because we're the only ones who can stand to be around us.
01:23:34Love you forever.
01:23:36Aw, I love you too.
01:23:38We all know you're wondering who won Big Jim's Dream Car Contest.
01:23:42And we're here with all the gory details.
01:23:44We'll get to the winner in a sec.
01:23:46But first, let's take a look at all the losers.
01:23:49Colby Man didn't live up to his name and went all girly less than 15 minutes in.
01:23:53Now, instead of wearing an athletic supporter, he is one.
01:23:57Aw, poor Colby.
01:23:59Lala Zizek didn't win.
01:24:01And to be honest, I like the way she looked before her makeover.
01:24:04Oh my gosh, so glad you said something because I totally agree.
01:24:07You should never give in to peer pressure.
01:24:10Don't change to be like everyone else.
01:24:12Seriously, just keep it real.
01:24:15Clyde Kosar didn't win, which is really sad because he was really cute.
01:24:19Oh yeah.
01:24:20Although he later attempted to set a record for jumping his motorcycle over 53 food trucks.
01:24:26How impressive.
01:24:28He's my man crush Monday, every single Monday.
01:24:30Unfortunately, it didn't work out quite how he planned.
01:24:33We wish you a speedy recovery, Clyde.
01:24:35We really do.
01:24:36Call me, Clyde.
01:24:38Call me.
01:24:40Call me.
01:24:41Jerome Bryant lost the contest, but won a recording contract.
01:24:45More importantly though, how did he teach that cat to rap?
01:24:49Yeah, how? That cat is so talented.
01:24:51Seriously, I wish I had half the talent that cat has.
01:24:55Sophie Jackson?
01:24:57Wait, what even happened to her?
01:24:59I don't know. She hasn't tweeted in three days.
01:25:01It's like she's fallen off the face of the earth.
01:25:03Sophie, if you're okay, please let us know by tweeting a selfie or something.
01:25:08Hashtag Sophie, where are you?
01:25:11Which of course leaves just to our very own Katniss and Peeta.
01:25:15Katniss and Peeta? They're here?
01:25:18No, me, Amy Robertson, Farrell Bennett.
01:25:23So which one won? Who was the ultimate winner of their dream car?
01:25:30It was a tie!
01:25:34Fifty hours. I did not think you would make it past four.
01:25:38What can I say? I can wait years for something I want.
01:25:41Yeah, you might want to keep your hands on the steering wheel there, Don Juan.
01:25:45Okay.
01:25:47You might need this.
01:25:51Okay, this is so awesome.
01:25:53Let's go, let's go.
01:25:56Ah!
01:26:01That, my friend, is the future driving off there.
01:26:06It don't look so bad.
01:26:09Come on, Bo. I'm going to take you for a walk.
01:26:13I'm sorry. That was wrong of me.
01:26:17I can't walk you without a leash. That'd be against the law.
01:26:20Come on, Bo!
01:26:23You know, that was actually a lot of fun.
01:26:30Were you just going to kiss me?
01:26:32No.
01:26:33You were totally just going to kiss me just then.
01:26:35Do you have a problem with that?
01:26:37I have a huge problem with that.
01:26:39If anyone's going to kiss anyone, I'm going to kiss you first.
01:26:42No, because the thing is, I thought of it first.
01:26:44You did not think of it first. I literally guarantee you that I thought of it first.
01:26:47No, no, no, no, that is not true.
01:26:49Pretty true, I'd say.
01:26:50Hey, guys. Can you just kiss already?
01:26:52Yeah, that's fine.
01:27:00Cool.
01:27:03Hey, when do I get to drive?
01:27:05Tomorrow. We agreed. I get the car on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.
01:27:08And you get it on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.
01:27:10And we get it on Sundays.
01:27:12Maybe.
01:27:13See? We can all work together. Everything doesn't have to be a competition all the time.
01:27:18Hey, guys. What's that?
01:27:20Pay attention to the road.
01:27:21Okay, I don't need you telling me how to drive.
01:27:23Well, obviously, you need someone to instruct you.
01:27:25I thought we were past this.
01:27:26I thought you changed.
01:27:27Changed from what? A licensed driver? I know what I'm doing.
01:27:30Okay, Amy, this is really...
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