Agha Majid Nay Azeem Vicky Ki Garri Par Matti Ka Truck Ulta Diya
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00:00Hoshi yaar yaar. Hoshi yaar yaar.
00:03Welcome back, viewers.
00:05Yes, Irza.
00:05Mr. Arun, I think you've got this door installed
00:09for the strange and poor people who used to come to our show.
00:11Absolutely. Actually, the problem is that
00:13people must be watching and suddenly someone or the other comes.
00:15Yes.
00:16So, what happens is that we've installed an electronic barrier here.
00:19Oh.
00:20So, sometimes it gets damaged.
00:21So, it doesn't get closed.
00:22So, the day we think that the barrier will be open,
00:25we'll install a door here so that no one can come here.
00:28That's fine, but what was the use of installing these red curtains?
00:31Someone could have come at night as well.
00:34Okay, so, we've installed the red curtains as well.
00:35The two things that are hanging here,
00:37whatever they call clothes, why are they hanging here?
00:39Tapestries.
00:40Tapestries.
00:41What's this window?
00:42There's a curtain on the window.
00:43And where are these women going with the pot on their head?
00:46We've tried to present this temple
00:48in which we've shown a little bit of Punjab's culture.
00:52Wow.
00:52And in the middle, we've shown a little bit of Sindhi as well.
00:55The tapestries.
00:56And I think these red curtains will be for the light.
01:02Actually, this project has been going on for a month now.
01:06So, they didn't have enough time to complete all the things.
01:11The guests have come.
01:12Again?
01:13This is...
01:14Hello.
01:15Someone is here.
01:16Excuse me, brother.
01:18Wait, wait. Who is this?
01:20Open the door.
01:21We've just installed the door.
01:23People have been coming in.
01:24Hello.
01:25Wait, wait.
01:26Open the door. Why are you scared?
01:28There's a show going on inside.
01:29What show?
01:31There's a show going on inside.
01:32There's a recording going on inside.
01:33There's gambling going on inside.
01:36There's a recording going on inside.
01:38Please go inside.
01:39Where is the brother of ARY News?
01:41Brother? Do I sound like a brother to you?
01:43It's a matter of women's pride.
01:48Why are you talking about ARY News?
01:50Why are you asking about our ARY News?
01:52Who is this kid?
01:56Listen, why didn't you ring the bell today?
01:58It's a new era. Why did you knock?
02:00I'll ring the bell, bring it back and go again.
02:04He's a funny man. We should call him.
02:07Open the door.
02:09Oh, no.
02:09What happened?
02:10The door is peeing on my face.
02:12You peed on my face with the door.
02:15Are you mad?
02:15I was watching you from the corner of my eye.
02:20There's a dumper outside.
02:22Unload it outside.
02:23Why are you asking me about the dumper?
02:24Wait a minute.
02:26There's a dumper outside.
02:27Yes, there's a dumper outside.
02:28The dumper has peed on the floor.
02:30Then unload it.
02:32If you remove the dumper, the dumper will unload.
02:35What do you mean?
02:36Did someone start the construction?
02:37Where did this guy go?
02:38He's with you.
02:39He's on duty at the door. Where is he?
02:47Brother.
02:48I came here to open the door.
02:50Double the work.
02:53He's the real owner of the house.
02:56Is he the owner?
02:56Yes.
02:57Then he's the owner of your house.
03:00He's lying.
03:01He's not lying.
03:02Where is the dumper? Show me.
03:04Come here. Where is the dumper?
03:07Hello.
03:08Hello.
03:09He's not answering.
03:10Listen to me.
03:11I'm on duty here and there.
03:15Who will do the work?
03:16Leave it.
03:18You're a reasonable man. Unload it.
03:20He's not with you.
03:21Get out. He's inside.
03:23He's my man.
03:23You're ruining the car.
03:25It's mine. What's the problem?
03:26Remove it.
03:27Why?
03:28It's dirty.
03:30What's dirty?
03:31There are two dumpers.
03:32Where will you unload it?
03:33I won't remove my car.
03:34Why did you lock me up?
03:40Is this your house?
03:43What did you do?
03:44Where did you come from?
03:45I came from upstairs.
03:47The dumper is there.
03:49There's no need for a dumper.
03:51What will we do with the soil?
03:53This is newspaper's house.
03:55It's an institution.
03:57They asked for soil.
03:58Why soil?
03:59They say we don't have an artist who can do it.
04:04You got the dumper for soil.
04:07What will we do with it?
04:09It's our job.
04:11We have to get the money.
04:13We don't know where to get the money.
04:15I'm not worried about anything.
04:1926 dumpers.
04:2011 sons and 6 dogs.
04:2224 dumpers, 11 sons and 6 dogs?
04:25Do you have a son or dogs?
04:28Who gives duties to the other 7-8 dumpers?
04:34Your 7-8 dumpers.
04:3511 sons and 6 dogs.
04:38It's labor.
04:41Which dumpers are you from?
04:43You don't have soil in your hands, face or clothes.
04:46You've lost your mind.
04:48People think I'm a master.
04:51I own a car.
04:53If they see this car, they'll change their minds.
04:56Yes, he's a master.
04:58He has a car.
04:59But he doesn't match the color of his shalwar.
05:03I was sleeping when I got a call.
05:07I don't want to be a common man.
05:1026 sons, 11 dumpers and 6 dogs.
05:13My grandma.
05:14You had 11 sons and 24 dumpers.
05:16That's life.
05:18Sometimes I have a son and sometimes I have a dog.
05:22That's why I bought this car.
05:27You're so delicate.
05:29You think you work for Multani Mitti.
05:31God has given me a car.
05:34I own a car.
05:366 sons, 11 dogs and 26 dumpers.
05:38What?
05:41You'll have many dogs after you have kids.
05:44Keep it up and down so that you don't get upset.
05:49You know what? They're sensible people.
05:51Okay.
05:52Madam Pranvi is as sensible as her sons.
05:54Wow.
05:55Some of her sons are like dogs.
06:01Why are you talking about dogs and sons?
06:03What's the reason?
06:03Stand up.
06:05Why?
06:06Stand up.
06:07Hey.
06:08Oh.
06:08Come on.
06:09What happened?
06:11Stand up.
06:12Mr. Chaudhary Shujaat is coming.
06:14What's the need?
06:15Mr. Shujaat is coming.
06:17He wants sweets.
06:19I brought it.
06:20Wait.
06:22Move the car.
06:25Do you want to eat something?
06:26Wait a minute.
06:28Come on.
06:33Move the car.
06:34Move the car.
06:35It's better if you don't hit me like this.
06:38Do you know where the tissue is?
06:39What?
06:40Do you know where the tissue is?
06:43Let me do the recording.
06:44Wait a minute.
06:46Move the car.
06:47Come on.
06:48Move the car.
06:49Very good.
06:50I didn't bring the car.
06:52I brought the motorcycle.
06:53Do you own a motorcycle?
06:54Yes.
06:54Then why are you wearing such dirty clothes?
06:56What?
06:57I'm from Charlie.
06:59Come on.
07:01Come on, my son.
07:02I'm telling you to move the car.
07:04Come on.
07:04Hello.
07:05Oh.
07:07I'll abuse you.
07:09She said it.
07:12Sister, this is my trolley.
07:15You can park it in the city.
07:16Mr. Haroon, I did not sign up for this.
07:18I'm doing a serious show.
07:20I don't like such things here.
07:22I'll go away from here.
07:23I don't want this man to go away from here.
07:25I don't want him to irritate me.
07:26Come on, my sister.
07:28You don't know me yet.
07:29Come on.
07:30I'll put you in the car and take you away.
07:31The thing which is a threat to me..
07:34..has become a threat to you.
07:35What is it?
07:36What is it?
07:36A shoe.
07:40If anything happens to my son..
07:42..I won't spare him.
07:43Did you put it in the car?
07:44Yes.
07:50What are you doing?
07:50How dare you?
07:52You went to the other side..
07:53..and you are telling the ladies to get up from here.
07:55Come on, sister. It's my car.
07:56Hurry up.
07:57I don't want to go anywhere.
07:58Whose car is this brown one?
07:59It's mine.
08:01Then move it.
08:01It's still there.
08:03I don't want to move it.
08:04Oh, God.
08:05What?
08:06Hello.
08:06Hello.
08:07Yes, my magician.
08:09Come on, tell me.
08:11Where are you going?
08:12I won't tell you anything.
08:14Why? Why didn't you tell him?
08:16There is no car here.
08:17Then who does he belong to?
08:18He doesn't listen to me.
08:22Whose car is this red one?
08:24It's mine.
08:24Move it, sister.
08:26Why should I move it?
08:26Hello.
08:27It's still there.
08:29Hello. Hurry up.
08:30Don't touch the blue car.
08:32Whose car is this blue one?
08:33It belongs to the bad guys.
08:35Is there a car there?
08:36It's my car.
08:37Then I'll take it.
08:39Look at him.
08:41He is like Neemi Parthipaundey.
08:44Cry, buddy.
08:44You should have taken my car.
08:46It's my car.
08:47Come here.
08:48It's my car.
08:49Hey, fatso.
08:50Why should I move the car?
08:51Come on, it's your car.
08:52What kind of a man is he?
08:54Okay, I'll move it.
08:55Hey, you dog.
08:57Come here.
08:57Come to me.
08:58Where?
08:59Your son will remember this.
09:01Hey.
09:01You did it, didn't you?
09:02Is it true?
09:02Yes.
09:03Tell him that I told him about it.
09:05What else?
09:05Tell him that I told him about it.
09:07Did you push his car under the mud?
09:09I don't want to talk to him about it.
09:12Why?
09:12All my six sons beat me up.
09:16Yes.
09:18Wow.
09:18You saved the kids as soon as the fight started.
09:22I'm telling you, if there's no compromise here..
09:25Yes.
09:26..I'll beat up all the dogs.
09:32Viewers, we'll take a short break.
09:33We'll meet Jai after the break.
09:35Did someone write a poem and put it in my pocket?
09:39He's a nuisance.
09:40Who is he?
09:44You can't do this.
09:45He's a nuisance.
09:47He's a nice guy.
09:49Okay.
09:50I think I've fooled my crazy grandma.
09:53I think we've only got two problems in our show.