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00:00Hoshi Aariya Hoshi Aariya
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:21Viewers, nature runs under the system of attraction. Everything attracts other things.
00:27Whether it is the solar system, stars, planets or anything in the world, everything has a certain attraction.
00:35And this is the same principle for success in life.
00:39As long as you keep running after things, you must have heard that a person who keeps running after something,
00:45he keeps running ahead and he doesn't get it.
00:47Many people are like this, they are in search of something or they keep running after it but they don't get it.
00:55If you like butterflies, then instead of running after butterflies, you should make a beautiful garden.
01:01Butterflies will come automatically and this is success.
01:04Don't work hard outside, work hard on yourself.
01:07Make your personality such that whatever you are interested in,
01:11whether it is your passion, your business, your job or your love,
01:17whatever it is, make yourself such that you are attracted to it.
01:22Whatever it is, make yourself such that you are attracted to it.
01:26Then you will get along with the system of nature and success will come to you.
01:30Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:33Today we will take you to the hospital and see what is the situation in hospitals these days.
01:41You are absolutely right, Mr. Haroon.
01:43And in the same way, this nurse also attracts patients a lot.
01:48Doctor, Mr. Haroon said that if you run after butterflies, you won't get them.
01:53So you also stop running after your patients.
01:55They will come, you make a garden here.
01:57Your ears are already closed.
02:02Doctor, yesterday there was a case against me.
02:04I did a C-section of them and made your name.
02:08You did a C-section and made their name?
02:10No, no, it was normal for them.
02:13Then I did a C-section and got a commission from the doctor.
02:17Oh my!
02:22Where is it? I won't wipe my shoes.
02:32Go and put some fernal soot in the washroom.
02:38Are you fasting?
02:39Yes, yes, Alhamdulillah.
02:40Mashallah, one should fast.
02:41It is natural to fast.
02:43We all fast.
02:45A lot of diseases get cured and they also affect us.
02:48What do they affect?
02:50Eating more.
02:51Yes.
02:52There is a lot of need.
02:53See, this is your own negligence or carelessness.
02:57You do it yourself.
02:58Otherwise, people are fasting all over the world right now.
03:04Yes.
03:05Now, it has been proven by science that the longer you fast,
03:09the bigger your window will be,
03:12it can even cure cancer.
03:16Who has come with the next patient?
03:18Greetings.
03:19Greetings.
03:20Sit down.
03:21Come, sir.
03:22Greetings, doctor.
03:23Yes, greetings.
03:24You have closed the hospital,
03:25but you have kept the buses and lorries here.
03:27Her voice is very good.
03:29You will get so many passengers.
03:3212 patients run away when they hear your voice.
03:36Yes, sir.
03:37Sir, the thing is that they are regular check-ups.
03:39Yes, yes.
03:40I don't understand.
03:41I feel very hungry.
03:42I see.
03:43I feel that there is a lot of blood in my stomach at all times.
03:46I am not saying that there is blood.
03:48I am saying that there is so much blood,
03:50so much blood,
03:51that even if you cook a lot of parathas,
03:52your stomach doesn't get scared.
03:53You must be aware of this.
03:55It is your stomach's problem.
03:57I have cured it 20 times.
03:58Then it gets cured.
04:00Okay, no problem, sir.
04:01It will get cured.
04:02We are here for you.
04:03You don't have to worry.
04:04You don't have to worry.
04:05You have reached your destination.
04:07Can you give us some history?
04:09History is when we came to Mughal.
04:11Yes.
04:13Okay, okay.
04:14Give us the medicines.
04:15Your history.
04:16I have read about the Mughals.
04:17Write it down.
04:18Name?
04:19Jamshed.
04:21Jamshed.
04:22Age?
04:23Age is 42 years.
04:24Okay.
04:25Smoking?
04:26Yes, I smoke.
04:27Yes, I smoke.
04:28Give me a cigarette.
04:31Is this a bar or a hospital?
04:33Don't do this.
04:34Smoking?
04:35You don't smoke in Ramadan.
04:36No, sir.
04:37I smoke after the fast.
04:38Okay.
04:39Does anyone have a stone in their family?
04:41Yes.
04:42Okay.
04:44Does anyone have blood pressure?
04:46Yes.
04:47Does anyone have a heart problem in their family?
04:49Yes, yes.
04:50Okay.
04:52Look, Mr. Haroon,
04:53I want to ask you
04:54that the stomach disease
04:55can be caused due to stress.
04:56Yes, yes.
04:57I am asking because
04:58you don't have any tension in your family.
05:00Okay, what he is saying is right.
05:02Your stomach
05:04can digest metal as well.
05:06Oh!
05:0799% of stomach diseases
05:10are caused by depression,
05:12anxiety and tension.
05:14No doubt.
05:15All the good doctors,
05:16when you go to them,
05:17they are absolutely right.
05:18That acid in us,
05:20it can't destroy the stones
05:21of the gallbladder.
05:23Okay, it can't go that way.
05:25There is a reason for that.
05:26Yes.
05:27Do you know,
05:28that acid,
05:29even if it touches somewhere,
05:31it will burn it to ashes.
05:33Oh God!
05:34Why your stomach?
05:35Actually,
05:36there is a lining in the stomach.
05:37Like a bowl, right?
05:38Yes.
05:39There is a lining.
05:40In that lining,
05:41a liquid is continuously coming out
05:45which the skin of the stomach,
05:47like you have applied cream on your face,
05:49doesn't allow the skin of the stomach
05:51and acid to mix.
05:52Hmm.
05:53Otherwise,
05:54the acid will mix everything
05:55and come out.
05:56Oh.
05:57It is one of the most dangerous
05:58acids in the world.
05:59Give me my history.
06:00Why?
06:01Show it to your wives.
06:02She is a sensible doctor.
06:03No, no,
06:04show it to the doctor.
06:05One more thing is very important.
06:07It should be taken care of.
06:08Often,
06:09while going to school
06:10or during the days of exams,
06:11children complain a lot
06:12that their stomach is aching.
06:14And parents say
06:15that you are making excuses.
06:16They are not making excuses,
06:17they are obviously
06:18because of tension.
06:19Because of tension.
06:20We should pay attention to that.
06:22You are absolutely right.
06:23Doctor,
06:24tell me,
06:25what do you eat and drink?
06:27Today is Ramzan Sharif.
06:29In the morning,
06:30I feel like
06:31having a cup of tea
06:32and a paratha.
06:34Hmm.
06:35But?
06:36But what?
06:37He eats 8-10 parathas.
06:39Oh,
06:40why is that?
06:41There is fat inside.
06:42How much yogurt does he eat?
06:43He eats the whole thing.
06:44I think
06:45he has missed the last fast
06:46and now he is eating a lot.
06:47Hmm.
06:48That is called patience.
06:49That is called patience.
06:50Hmm.
06:51I will be able to tolerate
06:52the second fast.
06:54Doctor,
06:55you will be able to tolerate
06:56the second fast
06:57again.
06:58Aftar?
06:59Do you know
07:00what Aftar is?
07:01I will tell you.
07:02He eats 2-2 kilos of fritters.
07:04What?
07:05Yes.
07:06And he eats 3-3 dozen samosas.
07:07Who has kept
07:08fasts inside you?
07:10He doesn't feel like eating.
07:11He doesn't feel like eating.
07:12He eats out of helplessness.
07:14Doctor,
07:15there is fat inside.
07:16I will call
07:17the double one
07:18and double two
07:19and ask for water.
07:21Brother,
07:22we have to reduce the amount of fat.
07:24Mr. Haroon.
07:25Yes.
07:26We have to reduce
07:27the amount of fat.
07:28Hmm.
07:29This means
07:30doctor,
07:31there is only fat inside me.
07:32No, no.
07:33That is why
07:34you feel so hungry.
07:35Look,
07:36I have studied
07:37medical.
07:38You reach there.
07:39Hmm.
07:40One minute.
07:41I am here.
07:42What are you going to do?
07:43He doesn't feel like eating.
07:44You are a barber.
07:45He doesn't feel like eating.
07:46Sir,
07:47it happens.
07:48One minute.
07:49Give me a broom.
07:51This is why
07:52I have brought a small broom.
07:54People come here
07:55to use our district.
07:57They ask for money.
07:59Hello.
08:00They come here
08:01to use our village.
08:02Hello.
08:03Razia,
08:04tell him
08:05we have to take him there.
08:07Come here.
08:08Come here.
08:10Mr. Haroon.
08:11Sir,
08:12here or here?
08:13You sit here.
08:14Okay.
08:15In fact,
08:16you sit there.
08:17The light is on there.
08:18Come, come.
08:24Come, come.
08:25Lie down.
08:26It is open.
08:27You lie down.
08:28I will open it.
08:29You don't worry.
08:30Okay.
08:31Actually,
08:32the reason for eating
08:33is more than you.
08:34Okay.
08:35His stomach has become big.
08:36Oh.
08:37You sign here.
08:38Look,
08:39read all this.
08:40Okay.
08:41If the patient
08:42has any side effect
08:43during the operation.
08:44No problem.
08:45If he dies.
08:46No problem.
08:47If he gets a big cut.
08:49No problem.
08:50No,
08:51after death,
08:52how will you get a big cut?
08:57Ma'am,
08:58the major operation
08:59will take 6-7 hours.
09:00Do it.
09:01You do the operation.
09:02I will give you the signature.
09:03Do it quickly.
09:04The operation is very long.
09:05Okay.
09:06The cinema in front.
09:07Yes, yes.
09:08A new film has started.
09:09Kali.
09:10Okay.
09:11You watch that for 3 hours.
09:12How many tickets will be there?
09:13How would I know?
09:14I will buy tickets there.
09:15Doctor,
09:16I am busy.
09:17You know,
09:18it's Eid.
09:19Who are you?
09:20I am Darzi.
09:21Oh, Darzi.
09:22If you have any work for me,
09:23come and ask for a scissor.
09:24Why have you done this?
09:25There is an operation
09:26going on there.
09:27There is no labor room.
09:28Keep your mouth down.
09:29Give him a scissor.
09:30Give him a scissor.
09:31Scissor.
09:32Ask for one of your own.
09:33Take this.
09:35How long will you give?
09:36Doctor,
09:37I am busy.
09:38You know,
09:39I am busy.
09:40I have to cut a nail.
09:41Give it back immediately.
09:42Is this a nail?
09:43It will come.
09:44Doctor,
09:45how many tickets will be there?
09:46Give him a scissor.
09:47Give him a scissor.
09:48Scissor.
09:49You can't do this.
09:50You are my brother-in-law.
09:51Connect me with someone else.
09:53I don't know
09:54which doctor he is.
09:55He is asking for a scissor.
09:56Scissor.
09:57Brother,
09:58if you get up
09:59during the operation,
10:00then..
10:01Brother,
10:02which doctor are you?
10:03Brother,
10:04brother.
10:05If I get up,
10:06you will leave me and run away.
10:07I don't want to meet
10:08such a friend.
10:09Sister,
10:10sister,
10:11sister,
10:12sister,
10:13sister,
10:14what does he say?
10:15He doesn't say anything.
10:16Doesn't he say anything?
10:17No, he doesn't say anything.
10:18Don't you want to go to the washroom?
10:19Your fees are not enough.
10:20You have to earn money.
10:23Brother,
10:24don't you feel scared?
10:25Start counting till ten.
10:26Come on.
10:27Ten,
10:28nine,
10:29eight,
10:30seven,
10:31six,
10:32five,
10:33four,
10:34three,
10:35It's an operation of one and a half years.
10:40Doctor,
10:41I have got a double dose.
10:43Make him sit for a long time.
10:45Lie down.
10:46Lie down, sir.
10:47Hello.
10:48Lie down.
10:49We are your father.
10:50Where are you hitting me?
10:53Where is your sister?
10:54Tell me, where is your sister?
10:55Where is she?
10:56Tell me.
10:57Old lady,
10:58she has gone to watch a film.
10:59She doesn't know where she is.
11:05I can't find my sister.
11:06I can't find my sister.
11:07What should I do?
11:09What are you doing?
11:10Don't act smart.
11:11We are here to hug you.
11:12Why are you acting smart?
11:13Your name is also sister Razia.
11:14I will also find my sister.
11:16Come here.
11:17Come here.
11:18Come here.
11:19Come here.
11:20Come here.
11:22Come here.
11:24Give me the tape.
11:25Oh my God.
11:26She has found
11:27your next three or four operations.
11:30Don't you feel scared?
11:31No, sir.
11:32Such a good doctor,
11:33such a good nurse,
11:35such a good arrangement.
11:37The coat is here.
11:39The coat is here.
11:40Give me the coat.
11:41Give it to me.
11:42He has taken the scissors.
11:43I will sit here and do my work.
11:44You hold my drape.
11:45I will take the coat.
11:47The doctor has gone to take the scissor.
11:49Whatever you are getting done,
11:51this is irreversible.
11:53This is a treatment.
11:55This is the way
11:56to remove the part
11:57of the stomach.
11:59But this is irreversible.
12:01I am very scared of
12:02irreversible things.
12:04You get it bandaged.
12:06You know this, right?
12:07What?
12:08It is called bandaging.
12:09Let's say you hold a bag and put a rubber band on a small part of it.
12:14Yes.
12:15You do that because it's not irreversible.
12:18What if I go to Karachi and the rubber band comes off?
12:26I'll get a flood in my house.
12:30Look, you won't get a flood.
12:32He'll come. Talk to him.
12:35Instead of getting this removed, get the banding done.
12:37I'll get the banding done.
12:39I don't want to work. You cut your suit.
12:42Didn't you find it?
12:43I found it.
12:45Listen to me.
12:46I got a call from a friend of mine.
12:50Okay.
12:50He wants me to get his suit cut.
12:53Okay.
12:53You get the banding done.
12:55He's right.
12:56I think you should get the banding done.
12:59What are you doing?
13:01Banding.
13:03We're repairing cars. Why do you want to get the banding done?
13:05No.
13:06What does your friend say?
13:07He says that the bag...
13:08Look at his face. It's not right.
13:10We're getting it. We're getting it.
13:12You're a man.
13:12He says that the bag...
13:15Yes.
13:15He says that the rubber band should be put on the top of the bag.
13:19Okay?
13:20Now get the banding done.
13:23Doctor, why do you have to put it on my face?
13:25He's talking nonsense.
13:28Hurry up.
13:29Doctor, I think my brother-in-law is going to have an operation.
13:34Mr. Roon.
13:35Yes.
13:36Pray for me. I've scored 70 marks and I'm the last one to fail.
13:39I'm running behind the cage.
13:44Please lie down.
13:45Stay like this.
13:46I'll stay like this.
13:48Come on.
13:49Fari, I'm absolutely fine.
13:50I'm telling you that I don't have any problem.
13:51I want to eat with fish head.
13:54I'm here.
13:55Come here. I'm having a problem.
13:57What's the problem?
13:58Greetings, doctor.
13:59Greetings.
14:00Please sit.
14:01I'll do an operation and then I'll check you.
14:03Please sit.
14:03Doctor, please check me first.
14:05I want to reach home before the surgery.
14:06Do you want to take curd or medicine?
14:09Doctor, I can take all the things that I don't feel like taking.
14:14Please be quiet. You're a patient.
14:15Why are you still doing the bandage?
14:19Doctor, what's wrong with you?
14:21Sister, when will you get the work done?
14:23I've brought three to four kilos of cotton.
14:24Won't you get the bandage yet?
14:26You told me that I'll get the operation and then I'll get the bandage.
14:31No, bring the cotton.
14:33Bring the cotton.
14:34Bring the good cotton.
14:36He called me to do the surgery.
14:38No, no.
14:40He's a patient.
14:41Please lie down for a minute.
14:43Yes.
14:43Check his heartbeat.
14:44Okay.
14:45I've brought the cotton.
14:46I'll wear it now.
14:48Sister, my winter is far away.
14:50She's making me wear the bandage.
14:53Please lie down quietly.
14:55That's why we don't do any work.
14:56We talk nonsense.
15:01What's your problem?
15:03Actually, he's my husband.
15:05What?
15:05Yes, absolutely.
15:06I've done a chef course.
15:09I cook a lot of food.
15:11But whenever I cook good food and serve it to him
15:14he takes two bites and says that his stomach is full.
15:17Oh!
15:18I cook a lot of food and he eats so little
15:22that you can assume that he doesn't eat at all.
15:26Okay, okay.
15:26But still how much does he eat?
15:28He doesn't eat at all.
15:30Then he should be on duty at the airport.
15:34What's going on?
15:35She's not getting ready for the operation.
15:37Then?
15:38She's doing push-ups.
15:42Mr. Arun, I have good news for you.
15:44Yes, tell me.
15:44Today is not my operation.
15:45Then?
15:46It's my mother's day.
15:49Okay, why do you smell the food?
15:51Sir, a couple of times someone gave me a bad salad.
15:53Okay.
15:54I smell it to check if it's bad.
15:56But a person like you shouldn't even smell it.
15:58You should eat it.
15:59I'm not hungry, why should I eat so much?
16:01Okay, listen to me.
16:01What do you want, ma'am?
16:03I want him to keep eating and I want him to keep cooking.
16:08I understand that he should eat a lot.
16:11Yes.
16:12You've come at the right time.
16:13Niyal Siddiqui, Niyal.
16:16Listen to me.
16:17Yes.
16:18Do you see the cotton?
16:19There's a patient under him.
16:22There's a patient?
16:23His stomach is very big and he eats a lot.
16:28His stomach is very small and he eats a lot.
16:31Look, I want your problem to be solved as well as his problem.
16:36I'll remove his stomach and put this on his stomach.
16:38Okay.
16:39Yes.
16:40So that his stomach will become small and his stomach will become big.
16:44You'll be happy and he'll be happy.
16:45Doctor, I agree.
16:46You do the surgery.
16:47Ms. Razia.
16:49Yes, brother.
16:51If the cotton is cut, should I call you?
16:56He's a patient, Mr. Rohan.
16:57Why?
16:58Don't lie to me.
16:59There are a lot of people like you in the airport.
17:01Come here.
17:02He also has a lamp like this.
17:04Lie down, sir.
17:04Okay.
17:05Sir, my world will be chosen in the Guinness Book of World Records.
17:07Why?
17:08Because I'm going to operate both of them at the same time.
17:11For God's sake, you'll kill both of them.
17:13Ms. Razia has also come in the Guinness Book of World Records.
17:16How?
17:17One person can't even cut this much cotton.
17:19Okay.
17:20Wear your shoes.
17:20You can't do it.
17:21You can't do it in this hospital.
17:23Okay, thank you.
17:23One minute.
17:28Sign this.
17:29Okay.
17:30If there's any problem with the cotton, you're responsible for it.
17:32Okay.
17:33Doctor, here's the medicine.
17:35Let's go.
17:35Where's your husband?
17:37He's in the room downstairs. Congratulations.
17:39Oh, no.
17:40What did they do to you?
17:41Nothing.
17:42There's a lot of mischief in the hospital.
17:46Doctor, you're crying.
17:48Why didn't you let him go?
17:51Hello.
17:52Let him do it.
17:53You're making fun of me.
17:56What are you doing?
17:57Actually, I'm going to cut their cotton
18:00and put it in their cotton.
18:01Have you thought about it?
18:03Why?
18:03I've raised them with so much love and affection.
18:07You..
18:08They've become our cotton after nine years.
18:16Ladies and gentlemen, we'll take a short break.
18:17We'll meet again after the break.

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