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00:00:00Let's see, I'm Chris Parker, I'm 50, I spend most of my free time hiking and collecting
00:00:09climbing equipment.
00:00:10I have a son and a granddaughter on the way.
00:00:1450?
00:00:15Girl, are you that damn old?
00:00:18You said you're 52 on the dating app and you're definitely 60.
00:00:21Boys will be boys, even in their 60s.
00:00:26I started with London, then Paris, then Rome, then all the way to Beijing, the three of
00:00:31us.
00:00:32Three of us?
00:00:33You, me, and my wife of course.
00:00:35Your wife?
00:00:36This is a date.
00:00:37My, oh my, you are absolutely stunning.
00:00:38What do you say we get together and have a baby before we get too old, shall we?
00:00:39God, I'd like to see you try.
00:00:40Good, because I always like to record.
00:00:41Excuse me, boss.
00:00:42It's time for your date.
00:00:43Should I leave this here?
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00:01:39how generous he left me 40 percent no that 40 percent is going straight to my account
00:01:47i'm thousand an hour plus ten if you want overnight
00:01:50uh i'm sorry i'm actually looking for someone to marry half a million a month can you get yourself
00:01:56one
00:02:00i think it's
00:02:16hi i'm jerry smith chris christopher parker let's get married
00:02:23you
00:02:25that's your pitch i'm a very straightforward name lucky you
00:02:31that is exactly my time
00:02:47i've got it
00:02:53mom what are you doing here it's always so good to see you too how's work same boss still great
00:03:02wish i had more time off though and have you decided on a name for the baby yeah actually um
00:03:13it's emma you can't name her that emma's your sister's name that's exactly why i like it
00:03:22i know she's not around anymore but i figured that she would appreciate that i named our baby
00:03:29daughter after her no that was your grandma's gift for her and her only i mean your father
00:03:36and sister have been gone for decades let's just let them stay in our memory and not try to replace
00:03:42mom this is my house i can't have you come in here and try to disrespect that sure you'll get
00:03:50your respect when your daughter is old enough to talk son i can't imagine how dad didn't get
00:03:57driven crazy by you don't you ever talk about me and your father like that i'm a grown man
00:04:07i have a family now you can't just drop by and tell me what to do you clearly need the
00:04:12help not from an overbearing old sad crazy woman like you
00:04:20tom that's too much
00:04:24i'm sorry mom i didn't mean to so that's what you think of me chris it's not like that
00:04:34take care of yourself sweetheart mom where are you going anywhere but here
00:04:39it's raining outside please just
00:04:55god damn it you gotta be kidding me
00:05:09so
00:05:18what do you want chris it's me what's wrong did someone upset you sherry no no it's nothing
00:05:27doesn't sound like nothing what is better are you outside my shitty car broke down in the middle of
00:05:34the woods what in this weather in the middle of december i'm going to pick you up no no no it's
00:05:40fine there's no reason for you to freeze out here too where are you somewhere off lincoln road i
00:05:46think i'll be right there don't move go to lincoln road now yeah but how are you going to explain
00:05:58your identity you know what about me an uber driver's driver you know i'll drive
00:06:17hey baby you need a ride
00:06:20oh my god hold on let me get the door
00:06:35so there's no use making reasons to refuse any part of you part of you
00:06:45me
00:07:02where to milady driver makes the call but somewhere warm and frozen my uh
00:07:11my cabin is just down the road we could stay there tonight yeah have a little honeymoon
00:07:20your wish is my command all we need to do is take a warm shower drink a shot of whiskey and
00:07:28pray for a good night's sleep well that's not all we need to do
00:07:42oh
00:08:00chris you didn't have to oh i could help i'm almost done have a seat i could
00:08:08uh okay okay
00:08:39so what are you looking at
00:08:50have a seat
00:08:54you're incredible
00:09:02this is the best breakfast i've had in years oh i'm flattered
00:09:07now you mentioned us going to the auction today is that still happening yes and actually uh
00:09:13we should start getting ready soon um do i look okay like a dream but i do have a small present
00:09:26for you cherry
00:09:32this is beautiful oh
00:09:37you're so sweet
00:09:57oh no honey oh do you think i'm overdressed not at all this is who you are don't be shy
00:10:05wow wow wow look at this old mummy somebody bought her new bandages
00:10:14wow wow wow look at this old mummy somebody bought her new bandages get lost hag looks
00:10:22like someone forgot her dentures today don't be jealous darling they're new and
00:10:28jealous don't make me laugh you disgusting old bitch
00:10:34so
00:10:46what is this your new boy toy
00:10:50old and sick great taste come on honey what's her problem mia she's been like that since high school
00:11:00always trying to be superior to everyone but always falling short
00:11:08ladies and gentlemen thank you so much for joining us welcome
00:11:11to this year's annual christmas charity auction
00:11:19let's get started with our first precious item the
00:11:23legendary alphabet stock from sir edmund's collection
00:11:31jerry
00:11:34emma
00:11:37jerry jerry we will begin the bidding at five hundred dollars
00:11:46six hundred six hundred thank you ma'am seven hundred seven hundred in the back thank you
00:11:50a thousand a thousand thank you one thousand dollars thousand dollars going once eleven
00:11:57hundred it's a fine walking stick it's mine eleven hundred going once twice you don't deserve it
00:12:08fifteen dear that album stocks with a thousand at most i know i need it back
00:12:1720 20,000 from the lovely lady in the corner 20,000 going once what are you waiting for don't
00:12:25tell me you're waiting for your ex-husband to save you again oh i'm sorry i forgot he is dead fine
00:12:38it's over mia is going to be the next captain
00:12:46uh
00:13:0020,000 going twice 30,000
00:13:0930,000 from the gentleman in the center of the room this is none of your business
00:13:14it is she is not alone oh gross 32 thank you 32 do i hear 35 70,000
00:13:25are you serious you can't just say any random number you actually have to be able to pay
00:13:30for it i can do this all day doing one fair warning last call
00:13:3670,000 dollars sold 70,000 dollars to the lovely couple in the center of the room thank you very
00:13:46much everybody please a round of applause for the lovely couple thank you so much to me it's so
00:13:52important oh i'll pay you back later it's my treat i can't have my wife going home empty-handed
00:13:58this is different what's the matter let's go take a closer look
00:14:07ma'am i needed to deliver this to you in person it is the most expensive item i've ever sold
00:14:16you're very lucky merry christmas thank you sir
00:14:22is it the one you were looking for baby you all right
00:14:29breathe slowly
00:14:35what happened is something wrong with it yeah welcome back
00:14:41this belonged to you my late husband bought this for me many years ago
00:14:47it's my most precious belonging i thought i'd never see it again
00:14:55i'm so sorry give me one minute yeah
00:14:59tom look look the album stock that your dad bought me 20 years ago i thought i lost it
00:15:04i got a call from my friend at the auction 70,000 dollars to the lovely couple in the center of the
00:15:11room thank you so much baby i needed to deliver this to you in person it is the most expensive
00:15:17item i've ever sold you're very lucky merry christmas thank you so much
00:15:22it's my most precious belonging i thought i'd never see it again
00:15:2970,000 dollars for this are you losing your mind no
00:15:36you promised me that you would never touch climbing gear again this is different i don't
00:15:40fucking care please don't say that they're dead dad and emma are fucking dead maybe if you wouldn't
00:15:50have fucking supported their stupid hobby they'd still be around it was an accident you can't blame
00:15:57it all on me is that not enough what are you gonna take a new family up there to that death
00:16:02hike or are you gonna wait until my daughter's born and then do the same to her it's never my
00:16:08intention please don't say that look at me you are never welcome in my home again if you want to go
00:16:17die go die alone no tom tom wait
00:16:30chris chris
00:16:34chris chris chris chris chris are you okay what happened
00:16:42oh it's fine just family quarrel if this keeps happening i'm gonna need to have a little talk
00:16:52with your family oh let me see that here come here oh it stings how old's your daughter 22
00:17:04ever have any difficulties with her
00:17:06i don't even know where to start
00:17:16i'm so glad i have you me too
00:17:21what do you say we forget about those damn kids and go have a drink how about that
00:17:28yeah okay i know a place but you gotta have a good back
00:17:44that is incredible
00:17:47so
00:17:53everything all right yeah just feels like this isn't the first time i've been bowling
00:18:00am i old before um i wouldn't know sometimes it's hard to recall memories early ones especially
00:18:10it they'll just kind of fall apart have you gotten it checked out yeah doctor says i'm fine
00:18:19it's just i guess the old green matters just seeing what it used to be
00:18:24me
00:18:37chris did you find yourself a pro great question jerry this is my buddy antoine he owns this place
00:18:44antoine this is jerry my husband your husband wow that's interesting i beg your pardon
00:18:51i don't mean to be rude but um i haven't heard chris say the word husband in like what two
00:19:00decades antoine he was also in my high school gang and if you can believe it his mouth was
00:19:06even bigger back then well welcome to my place and there's only one rule here chris makes all
00:19:12the rules shut up antoine you only say that when you're in trouble and those two drinks on the
00:19:18house something must be really wrong well you guys ever hear this real estate conglomerate
00:19:25called g5 they want to buy this place so take the money go to florida meet some babes we get a new
00:19:33bowling alley win win i thought about it but they're only offering half the going rate oh
00:19:41hell with them then sorry antoine you're stuck with us yeah but unless they do something to
00:19:47force me who's the boss
00:20:01who's the boss that would be me oh whoa can i help you i'm griffin boss of the griffins
00:20:10open your register we're taking your money that's not gonna happen
00:20:17put that thing down shut your mouth grandma mind your shit or i'll blow him away
00:20:22robbery is is one thing murder uh you can't come back from that we talk your business old
00:20:28bitch and i have jesus christ in this fucking neighborhood uh when did jesus pack a 45
00:20:33i'll shoot you piece of shit nobody tells me what to do young man don't talk to me like a
00:20:41fucking teenager this isn't the first time somebody's tried to rob this guy
00:20:46look he may look soft but he's not a coward no means no you shut the fuck up
00:20:52wait let's talk business okay bullying an old man that's not how a leader acts is it
00:21:00what are you talking about move on take your business elsewhere bullshit the fuck are you
00:21:06talking about griffin the world doesn't work the way you think it does it's much more complicated
00:21:14i know vlad vladimir markov you know who he is
00:21:19vlad vladimir markov you know who he is i doubt you know who he is he runs the other side of town
00:21:26like i said world's a complicated place now what would happen if vladimir find out
00:21:32you're messing with some of his friends how would that turn out for you
00:21:42don't worry i got a better idea one that doesn't end with you at the bottom of a river
00:21:48what is it the block between mulberry street and lincoln has a ton of trust fund babies
00:21:55right deep pockets and lots of addictions you know what to do thank you sir maybe we
00:22:02have your name fuck off now i think that'll keep busy for a while so that's your secret
00:22:16you're one of them one of those bastards
00:22:20well you just told them to go sell drugs are you crazy hang on wait wait wait don't be such a
00:22:26judgment so quickly do you know who lives on that block devin jones and alex shot the mayor
00:22:32and the chief of police two of the most conservative guys in town oh they'll just
00:22:38love this dude slinging drugs outside his window wait you you just did that jesus christ
00:22:45you really are a bad boy and officer alex happens to be one of my old friends so
00:22:51so you better tell them these crazies are heading towards their neighborhood
00:23:01chris i like this guy where'd you find him at a random coffee shop it's a long story
00:23:08i'll bet it's a good one uh with me always you know i'm just i'm just happy you found
00:23:14another good man you know um that reminds me of jerry his late husband
00:23:32he doesn't look anything like him no not his looks you know his vibe how he carries himself
00:23:38what if jerry never really died in that accident
00:23:46what if jerry never really died in that accident no
00:23:55jerry
00:23:58jerry is dead my bad if he was alive he would have come looking for me
00:24:08hey you okay i'm fine
00:24:29you you look different i do it must be all the excitement
00:24:35huh well i am planning to have a christmas dinner at my place um i want you to come
00:24:43meet all my family would you come of course it would be my honor
00:24:55mom
00:25:06please come in please tom i just want to quickly say mom i'm so sorry about the other night
00:25:16it's just tom's been working on a hard case and you know we have a daughter on the way and
00:25:21it's just been a lot of pressure i'm really sorry what i said it's okay i made a lot of mistakes
00:25:28and some of them some of them i can't fix but i didn't come here to talk about the past
00:25:38i came to tell you i'm a married you're married uh that's wonderful mom he's the sweetest man
00:25:46i know you're gonna love him and i want you to meet him at christmas dinner we would love that
00:25:51dad would be so happy i mean he was always getting you out of trouble and i'm sure he's
00:25:57out there looking down with a smile thinking someone has your back yeah yeah of course
00:26:06what is it something wrong no it's just tom after all these years if you ever saw your father again
00:26:15do you think you'd recognize him
00:26:19yeah of course i would he's in that picture right there behind you i mean i look at him every day
00:26:28i hope so anyway it's getting late and i have to go
00:26:34but i will see you guys at christmas dinner yeah of course
00:26:37yeah looking forward to it
00:26:50wine for the lady but this place is cute is it new just opened my daughter recommended
00:27:00well she has great taste you must have raised her well for the last 20 years it's been her
00:27:06and i against the world she's my angel can i tell you something of course sometimes i wish i
00:27:14had a girl instead of boy boys don't think it's not with their brains
00:27:23come on john finish it
00:27:29speak of the devil emma
00:27:32dad
00:27:41emma john dad do not look at him like that look at me go
00:27:50emma i told you stay away from this alcoholic can you just leave us alone okay because my life
00:27:58and what i do with it is none of your business you're free to date whoever you want but not him
00:28:05remember what happened last time john nearly burned our house down that's my life and my
00:28:10business not to mention that he nearly got you killed you know where do you get off
00:28:13okay because maybe if you knew the first thing about love mom wouldn't have ditched us 20 years
00:28:22ago you don't know what you're talking about what i'm talking about
00:28:29but mom didn't ditch us then why is the only thing she left this old photo
00:28:40you teach her this shit get out i don't ever want to fucking see you again
00:28:45if he leaves then i'm going with him hold on honey let's talk
00:29:01and who the hell are you uh boys give us some space
00:29:15you didn't mean to do that did you of course not but how can i you know he doesn't trust me
00:29:22he's strong what's that last time your father mentioned
00:29:31so my dad invited john over for thanksgiving dinner right and john's a shy boy he didn't really
00:29:39know what to do so his friends started giving him some advice and that's when everything went wrong
00:29:51tell me everything
00:29:58well john doesn't drink much his friend suggested that maybe a little liquor might help him loosen
00:30:04up but key word a little john got so drunk and he drove me home
00:30:14crashed the car straight into my dad's car oh dear i can only imagine how jerry reacted to that
00:30:22well whatever you're imagining is way way worse i mean my dad's actually a really like respectful
00:30:31man you know he i mean he didn't say anything about the car or the garden he just he would
00:30:38he even invited john to come in and sober up but john was like wasted i mean like blind drunk
00:30:48so he stumbles in and knocks over a candle and sets the curtains on fire
00:30:56oh dear that's yeah it's a nightmare
00:31:01but you know like john's not like that you know john is gentle and and smart and caring and
00:31:10yeah but he's not a drunk okay it was just one mistake one time and my dad won't let it go
00:31:15gotcha girl it was just a misunderstanding thanks i still don't understand you know
00:31:22who are you how do you know my dad
00:31:28baby you look a bit drunk
00:31:32go away this is none of your business
00:31:36who the fuck are you granny go home and fuck yourself don't make me repeat myself
00:31:42oh my god you're coming with me huh
00:31:46no i'm sorry ma'am i should have jumped in sooner i like you kid get get her home safe
00:31:55i'll take care of her old man thank you very much can you hear me you ready to go home
00:32:01oh jerry and i are hosting a christmas dinner i would love for you to come do not be late thank
00:32:08you what a cute boy
00:32:14now where is my husband
00:32:23hey there's the old bitch
00:32:26hey there's the old bitch oh you never learned go home man your boy toy beat me at the bar
00:32:40and now you're gonna pay put that thing down fuck you bitch give me your money take off your coat
00:32:47oh my god where did you get that thing i keep it in my trunk you know to fix the car
00:32:57i almost forgot you're a driver oh what a hunk
00:33:06all right let's get out of here
00:33:16hmm
00:33:20you really know how to get yourself into trouble don't you maybe i should start carrying a gun
00:33:26shut up
00:33:30are john and emma gonna be okay
00:33:34john said you agreed to let him take emma home he's really not a bad kid i think you should give
00:33:39him a second chance you know he almost got emma killed he was like a monster i think that's just
00:33:45an excuse you would have a problem with john no matter what he could be a doctor a lawyer a senator
00:33:52you'd still hate him because what you really can't stand is somebody taking your daughter away
00:33:58no you're probably right oh probably
00:34:04you are if john deserves my daughter then i'll dance at their wedding
00:34:11hmm can you uh still dance let me show you
00:34:19if i didn't know what i might find
00:34:35paul cancel all my plans for christmas all of your appointments that's right boss you're invited
00:34:42to the white house for dinner on christmas something more important tell me what's more
00:34:48important than the president
00:34:52tom you're early and today's meeting is too important to be late to but i am curious what's
00:34:59more important than the president my wife and i are hosting a christmas party you should come
00:35:04oh thanks mr smith but my mother would be furious if i missed her christmas party that's all right
00:35:11say hi to your mother for me okay and tell her i wish i had a son like you really
00:35:19i wish the melons were ripe that would be nice for the table oh this one's ready i think yeah
00:35:36oh this one's ready i think yeah
00:35:40do you think we have enough for christmas now yeah thank you so much for coming with me sweetheart
00:35:44it's the least i could do after the other day tom really went overboard if i let every
00:35:49silly thing that boy said bother me i would have been dead 100 years ago let's see what else
00:36:01fill the cap now do it everybody down i want to see your hands
00:36:06what should we do the title transfer from party a shall not
00:36:15do
00:36:22mr smith are you all right i'm fine fine
00:36:26said a weird feeling about something like a bad feeling i'm not sure
00:36:34what should we do we're pretty close to the entrance just follow me when he walks away
00:36:39wait
00:36:43chris i can't run don't move
00:36:58yeah there's a robber the grocery store on twice
00:37:00people there's uh one one guy with a gun and um we need an ambulance
00:37:08thank you
00:37:12help is on the way
00:37:18boss mr ford is waiting for you in the conference room right
00:37:30so
00:37:46pick up damn it
00:38:00oh god damn it please who's there
00:38:09come out don't make me ask again my team has done an appraisal for the property
00:38:14it looks nice and i think
00:38:22mrs smith are you okay just feels a little bit dry in here
00:38:28well turn down the ac a little yeah of course
00:38:35why don't we all just take a break i could use the fresh air too
00:38:47oh my god everything all right tom i think something's wrong my mom just called and she
00:38:53never calls me this late and let alone on a weekday my wife's with her and and calm down
00:39:00i'm sure everything's fine paul can you check the news sure now it seems like a
00:39:08shooting is happening on west maple street see him alive straight
00:39:24okay are you okay i think my water just broke
00:39:34get up don't shoot
00:39:41that bastard oh my god i mr smith i need to get there as fast as i can
00:39:46i'm going with you get the car ready yes sir this country needs gun control
00:39:54let me get my weapon
00:39:57with the gun down get on your knees now um okay okay okay what do you want you want money
00:40:05you can have it stay out of your pocket okay please my daughter's about to give birth and
00:40:10please just let us go we won't do anything i promise please please please get up whatever
00:40:14you want just don't hurt us leave your phone wallet and purse and get out don't tell anybody
00:40:21what happened here yes thank you so much okay of course
00:40:33did you call the cops
00:40:37did you call the cops no no no no of course not i didn't why would i
00:40:41why are they here how could they know um i i don't know maybe there's an alarm let me see your
00:40:56phone please it's not too late to surrender okay you haven't done anything bad yet my son
00:41:05he's a really good lawyer he could defend you
00:41:08great dad should kill you they're gonna lock me up because of you say goodbye to
00:41:13your daughter and the baby no don't you fucking dare if you shoot us there will be an arrest
00:41:23there won't be a trial they will police will just kill you where you are well if you didn't
00:41:27call the fucking cops they'd be halfway out of town by now it isn't too late to change your mind
00:41:33think of your family right what they do if they knew you're a murderer they'd be heartbroken if
00:41:39they knew their son was a murderer keep my family out of your mouth i won't let those
00:41:43fucking cops catch me i won't be in jail for the next 20 years and end up alone like you
00:41:47do not compare your cursed life with mine okay i'm not a failure i'm not alone and i'm not
00:41:57a certified felon like you are oh god if my husband was alive he would shoot you right on the spot
00:42:28so
00:42:47oh oh thank god i thought i was gonna lose you
00:42:58i sang my song i won't miss
00:43:07oh come on it's not the first time i've been in danger
00:43:13jerry jerry smith is that your name yes since i was born do you remember
00:43:27lisa oh god please please wake up
00:43:41oh this reminds me of the day i had you 30 years ago god that hurt mom this isn't helping
00:43:49but we made it didn't we and so will lisa hey everything's gonna be all right
00:43:57okay doctor plus lisa and my baby mother and daughter are both safe and healthy
00:44:08at 12 05 december 25th i'd say it's a christmas miracle
00:44:15however lisa did lose a lot of blood and she's very weak so one of you needs to come with me
00:44:20okay you go first yeah i'm gonna check on jerry
00:44:28mom there's something that i need to tell you about mr smith
00:44:33you know him yeah actually i know are you coming or not oh sorry go we'll talk later
00:44:41okay
00:44:50jerry
00:44:54jerry why does he look so different like my old jerry jerry
00:45:02oh i'm awake
00:45:06what time is it past midnight gosh that late
00:45:13one second i need to make a call i've kept somebody waiting all day go ahead
00:45:24merry christmas my hero don't be late for the party tomorrow we have a lot to talk about
00:45:33you
00:45:37hand the guy i'll be there on time
00:45:52one more kiss slowly this time you're not
00:46:03so
00:46:11so
00:46:30lisa come in
00:46:34oh
00:46:40i cannot believe you're here why did you stay in the hospital
00:46:43i wasn't gonna miss your christmas party and neither was your new granddaughter
00:46:52what's her name chris we named her after you mom
00:46:58oh i am honored
00:47:03that dr ken lisa needs some rest so can she take your room
00:47:07of course we'll wake you up for dinner that'd be great thanks
00:47:18mom i need to tell you something um it's about mr smith
00:47:28what about him don't tell me you don't like him no i i think he's great really um
00:47:38have a seat hey helen how are you good good are you coming
00:47:50merry christmas dad helen is not coming her husband hurt his back last night he
00:47:56won't even be able to move today well i'm glad that uh that aunt helen and uncle greg are still
00:48:01in love yeah have you ever seen that couple not be together okay back to the point uh mom oh
00:48:07that thought
00:48:26merry christmas merry christmas buddy look at all this thank you
00:48:32be careful now it's my special mac and cheese come on all right yeah you look nice thanks
00:48:38coming through ah tom my man haven't seen you around the bowling alley lately
00:48:47uh i know we really missed you uh but me and lisa have been busy
00:48:53ah a little too busy for his uncle antwan we just had a baby what yeah oh my god congratulations
00:49:03mom mom can you hang on a second remember antwan's mac and cheese amazing i'm sure it's
00:49:10great but mom please there's something that i really need to talk to you can you just give me
00:49:14a moment to tell you mom is just a little busy right now why don't you um go watch the football
00:49:20with antwan but mom hi chris dad i mean jerry uh dropped us off he's working oh come in come in
00:49:40uh homemade lentils i made myself i didn't know you're such a chef it's my favorite
00:49:48i really appreciate you standing up for us the other night at the bar well you can't expect a
00:49:53father to like someone who stole his daughter's heart and you're lucky he only yelled at you
00:50:10so
00:50:20so
00:50:36may i come in darling is this tom cruise his uh
00:50:50you're part of the family now don't let anyone down dad i wouldn't dream of it follow me boys
00:50:59and girls your sweater only like it but jerry my old friend how are you very well now that we're
00:51:16finally all together this is antwan my best friend hello and this is tom my son
00:51:26uh i believe some of you already know him
00:51:30great to see you again i'm so glad that we're truly a family now
00:51:37nice to meet you again mr smith i'm afraid there's many things that you have not told my mother
00:51:43mom did you know that your new husband is the richest man in the state
00:51:53hang on i didn't mean to come come with me
00:52:12so
00:52:17could we just have one day of peace and quiet one day when you are trying to play some game
00:52:26i just found out yesterday i had to say something mom i i know you okay you wouldn't be with him if
00:52:34you knew about his past you would think he's way out of our league did you know
00:52:38no he's supposed to be having dinner with the president the president of the united states
00:52:46i mean the press is already wondering why he's missing and where he is
00:52:50if they find out that you two are married
00:52:54you're gonna have journalists sticking their noses in every aspect of your life
00:52:58they're gonna take away your freedom wow you really are a lawyer
00:53:04oh this this isn't a joke do you really want to be a fixture in the tabloids because you will
00:53:12tom what i mean beyond everything i just said have you thought about it have you thought about
00:53:19why he's keeping this from you why he's hiding it that man doesn't trust you i do trust your mom
00:53:26i trust her with all my heart it's just that everything happened too fast i i couldn't find
00:53:40the right time bullshit tell her right now everything mr overdriver mr smith i've worked
00:53:50for you for many years and i trust you as a boss and a father but i can't sit by and let you lie
00:53:54to my mother i swear i just tom i appreciate you telling me you should have waited one day
00:54:03just one more day so i didn't have my christmas what's the use of marriage if nothing's ever
00:54:18shared you said that before didn't you i'm really sorry i i'm just i never meant for any of this to
00:54:27happen i was trying to find the best moment i need some time and some space
00:54:36god this is bad tom shouldn't have brought that up at christmas
00:54:51i mean if someone was lying to my mom i'd probably do the same thing i'm not the time
00:55:01i'm sorry guys i ruined christmas
00:55:06dad i'm sorry i i screwed up
00:55:23where did that photo come from
00:55:26it's a family photo from when i was younger
00:55:30that's your family that's your father your mother your sister and yourself
00:55:43i don't understand what's the big deal
00:56:00don't push me away
00:56:04jesus i've searched for 20 years to find someone like you you make me feel young and alive
00:56:18you have to understand ever since the tragedy i've only lived for my daughter
00:56:25she's the only thing i have left
00:56:27now she has john my job is done she's safe and loved but i have no one no one except you
00:56:43please chris please i don't want to stay
00:56:50i don't want to stay
00:56:54maybe it's time you tell me about the tragedy what happened 20 years ago where did you get this
00:57:03this is the last thing that my mother left me she died in a landslide 20 years ago
00:57:12a landslide where maple to the barren mountain 40 miles north of anchorage alaska
00:57:21yeah yeah that's exactly where dad said that dad mr smith no no there's there's no way
00:57:31he looks completely different the landslide nearly crushed his skull
00:57:37the doctors had to give him a whole new face
00:57:43jesus christ he's my dad
00:57:5920 years ago my family went up to a barren mountain
00:58:07like today's not crazy enough
00:58:10jesus i don't know who i'm gonna kill whoever is at the door mom mom wait a second
00:58:17do you remember our family photo on the wall yeah of course what about it
00:58:20oh my gosh just look at this do you recognize that photo why is this photo water damaged
00:58:29oh wait is that
00:58:51what do you want
00:58:52You ruined my entire life and this is what you get?
00:59:16Jerry!
00:59:18Jerry!
00:59:20Oh my god!
00:59:25Mom, are you okay?
00:59:28The police are on their way, asshole!
00:59:30This is all her fault!
00:59:31I'm not the one who tried to rob a bowling alley!
00:59:33I'm gonna kill all y'all!
00:59:37Kiss and roll!
00:59:38I'm gonna fuck you all!
00:59:43Shut the fuck up!
00:59:45Oh my god, John, you're my hero!
00:59:51I think that was enough craziness for one day.
00:59:54Let's get this asshole out of here.
00:59:56Just wait here.
00:59:57John and I got this.
00:59:58There are bigger things on the line.
01:00:00Let's go.
01:00:02Let's go.
01:00:11Well, looks like someone made the naughty list this year.
01:00:21What happened to you?
01:00:24Why do you look so different?
01:00:27Why didn't you come back to me?
01:00:31What's this all about?
01:00:36Is she...
01:00:40Is she...
01:00:43Yes, Pa.
01:00:45That's Mom.
01:00:47And this is Tom.
01:00:51I'm sorry I didn't recognize you before.
01:00:54Tom.
01:00:57You're my son.
01:00:58Tom.
01:01:01Tell me this is real.
01:01:03Please.
01:01:06Are you my wife?
01:01:10The Chris that I married?
01:01:13Did you hike Anchorage 20 years ago?
01:01:16Mount Maple?
01:01:20I guess so.
01:01:23My memory...
01:01:25The accident...
01:01:27I can't remember who I was.
01:01:31My backpack, my ID...
01:01:34All gone.
01:01:37The only thing we have left is...
01:01:44And her.
01:01:48My God.
01:01:49How did you survive?
01:01:52A hunter.
01:01:53He found us in the woods.
01:01:55Injured and cold, but alive.
01:02:00I thought...
01:02:02I thought you...
01:02:04And Tom...
01:02:07I thought you were dead.
01:02:11I thought you were dead too.
01:02:24Mom and Dad.
01:02:29Son, get in here.
01:02:30Group hug, come on.
01:02:38You know...
01:02:40I dreamed of this day a million times over, but...
01:02:45I never thought it would actually happen for real.
01:02:49It's a...
01:02:50It's a Christmas miracle.
01:03:12Darling.
01:03:14Are you staying tonight?
01:03:16Of course.
01:03:18I've waited over 20 years for this.
01:03:28Thank you all for...
01:03:31Joining our family here today.
01:03:34It's been a long road.
01:03:37A strange journey.
01:03:40But there is no place I'd rather be.
01:03:44After 20 years apart...
01:03:46Fate has given us the best Christmas gift of all.
01:03:50Each other.
01:03:52Merry Christmas.
01:03:53Merry Christmas.