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Kinda Pregnant Movie Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: Jealous of her best friend’s pregnancy, Lainy wears a fake baby bump... and accidentally meets the man of her dreams.

Amy Schumer stars in Kinda Pregnant - February 5, 2025 only on Netflix.
Transcript
00:00Lookin' good, mama.
00:02Oh.
00:03Hey.
00:04Have you ever felt like you were so close to having it all?
00:11I think that there was one little secret.
00:13You look so beautiful.
00:15It's probably because I'm pregnant.
00:17You lost control of?
00:21Oh, God.
00:22How dare you walk around with that fake fucking belly?
00:26What am I gonna do?
00:27Do you ever tell, like, such a big lie you don't know how to get out of it?
00:32How's your pregnancy going?
00:33Oh, my God.
00:34So cute.
00:35Yeah.
00:36Hi.
00:37Cute little face almost tore my asshole open.
00:43I've always known I want a family.
00:45Have you ever dated a pregnant woman?
00:47You're the least pregnant person I've ever dated.
00:49Wow.
00:50Yeah.
00:51You wait till they're crowning.
00:52Yeah.
00:53I want them to be, like, two weeks away from dropping.
00:58Women don't share what it's like.
00:59It's so isolating.
01:00How do you really feel during your pregnancy?
01:03I'm angry.
01:04I ate a cupcake out of the trash can last night.
01:06I can't stop masturbating to weird stuff.
01:09Like the Golden Bachelor?
01:10Get the hell out of here.
01:12You know, we should have more, like, secrets.
01:15What if someone you know catches you with it?
01:17Do you smell that?
01:18It's, like, burnt plastic.
01:19Oh, my God.
01:20I'm on fire.
01:21Why am I listening to you?
01:22You have three active restraining orders against you.
01:24Which says to me there are three people out there who seize my passion.
01:29I show up at their work.
01:30I show up at their house.
01:31I show up at their mother's house.
01:33I'm fucking everywhere.
01:39The most important relationship you are ever going to have
01:43is with yourself.
01:48For being a stupid, tit-faced, jerk butt.
01:50Oh, it is you, my friend, that has the face of a tit.
01:53Can you two bitches calm down?
01:54You can't even come up with proper fucking sway words at this point.
02:03How far along are you, judging by your facial bloating?
02:05Five months?
02:06I'll break your fucking neck.
02:07What was that?
02:08I've been a freaking rat.
02:09I would be, too, if my ankles were that big.
02:23I would be, too, if my ankles were that big.
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