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00:00I usually do not get too wrapped up in who the first team NFL All-Pro is, like, I usually don't
00:07like to get wrapped up in this, but I think me and you at least have a gripe about two things on
00:13their big list that they put out every single year. Now, allegedly, there's 50 voters for this
00:19thing. Lamar Jackson was the first-team quarterback. I guess that means he's gonna win the MVP, so just
00:23go and give it to him now. It's not Josh Allen, it's Lamar Jackson. See, last year, Lamar Jackson
00:29was the first team because his team was the best. They had the best record. Allen had better numbers,
00:34but it didn't matter. This year, Allen's team's better, but Lamar's got better numbers, so he has
00:38to be the first-team All-Pro, so that's really nice. And then this one, really, I know this is
00:43gonna fire you up. T.J. Watt was named second-team All-Pro. Second, that's right. He's the Defensive
00:51Player of the Year in the NFL, but he's second-team All-Pro. Second-team All-Pro. Josh Allen's the MVP
00:56in the league, but he's gonna be second-team. You're all a bunch of effing idiots, okay? This is the
01:02dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. These people that vote on the All-Pro team put Miles
01:08Garrett and Trey Hendrickson on the first team over T.J. Watt. They were the first-team edge rushers
01:14over Watt. I mean, Miles Garrett's done a great job with the Browns this year. They've won so few games
01:20that he's clearly first-team All-Pro. They never win, but he thinks he's the best defensive player
01:26in the league, so they gave it to him. What a joke. Let me tell you something else. All-Pro, Pro Bowl,
01:33all this other nonsense, stick it in your arse. Stick it right in your arse. Pile drive it right
01:39in there like an enema bag. Put it in there with hot water like an enema bag, and then let it all
01:44just blow out into the toilet. That is what this is. This thing that you're telling me, this All-Pro
01:51team, what an effing joke. And let me tell you something else. If they don't give Josh Allen the
01:56MVP, and if they don't give T.J. Watt the defensive player of the year, then screw everybody. I don't
02:03screw everyone. I'm done. I got news for you. I got news for you. I don't think either of them are
02:08getting it. I think that this nonsense All-Pro team is going to show you, because these are
02:14for the same people that are going to vote for these awards. They're not winning either of them.
02:18Allen and Watt aren't winning MVP and defensive player of the year. I guess all the other stats
02:24don't matter. It's only sacks for defense. That's it. You know, interceptions, forced fumbles,
02:29tackles for loss, all those other things. They're just not important. So they're going to screw
02:34Watt out of one again this year. You know what? Go. Go have your femmy-ass, flat football weekend,
02:40wherever the hell that is, that no one gets a flying F about.