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00:00Now, it's time for Yoshimoto's new drama NEXT.
00:03Tonight's guests are Kubota Torosawamon and Seto Smile.
00:10Kubota-kun, it's been a while since...
00:12It's been going on for a while.
00:16Last time, it was a rap song.
00:20It was pretty...
00:21Oh, it was a water song?
00:22Yes, it was.
00:23A water song and a rap song.
00:25I saw something amazing.
00:28In NEXT, they say,
00:30it's a godly reception.
00:32If it's Kubota, something will happen.
00:35It's going to be hot today.
00:36Seto-kun, you're in charge today.
00:40Kubota-san, congratulations.
00:42It's going to be a godly reception today.
00:44Let's go.
00:45Put the rhyme of anger on the beat.
00:47NEXT's original rap.
00:53No, no, no, no.
00:55The part where you bounce back and forth.
00:57Let's do it again.
00:59I've never seen you bounce back and forth.
01:03It's harder than the 2 in the movie.
01:05The 2 in the variety show.
01:07But you remember the godly rap battle, right?
01:11If you ask me if I remember the rap battle,
01:13at the beginning,
01:15I said, I know a little more about rap.
01:18You don't remember?
01:19I don't remember.
01:20My voice was small,
01:22and I said a few words.
01:24That miracle will happen again.
01:27You're the winner.
01:29Tonight, the members of the group
01:31will perform their original rap
01:33with their anger on the beat.
01:40The song will be a hit.
01:43Amazing.
01:51Let's get started.
01:53First of all, this guy.
01:55Come on.
02:01I've already seen it.
02:03I'm Morika.
02:04I'm Morika.
02:05I'm Morika.
02:06I'm Morika.
02:07I'm Morika.
02:08I'm Morika.
02:10It's like a course meal.
02:12It's not a course meal.
02:14Let's go, baby.
02:16It's not good at all.
02:18It's not a chance.
02:20It's not a chance.
02:23I'm happy.
02:24It's not a chance.
02:25Good luck.
02:26It's hard at first.
02:31Bring the beat.
02:34What are you doing?
02:35I want to go home.
02:37I was born in Osaka and raised in Kawachi.
02:42I've lived a lot, but now I live in my parents' house.
02:47I moved to Osaka and moved to Yoshimoto Shinki Station.
02:52When I have a break, I make vegetables in the field.
02:57It's hard at first.
03:02weed, jungle, radish
03:06Now it's radish.
03:08My play is radish.
03:11What are you doing?
03:12That's right.
03:14What are you doing?
03:15Yoshimoto Shinki Station is hard at first.
03:20It's hard to get a sharp point.
03:25It's hard to get a sharp point.
03:26I'm sick of it.
03:28I'm sorry later.
03:30I'm sick of losing my job.
03:34What are you doing?
03:36I eat vegetables in the summer.
03:39I eat vegetables in the summer.
03:42I only eat weeds.
03:45I only eat weeds all year round.
03:49What are you doing?
03:51What are you doing?
03:53It's hard to make a field.
03:57What are you doing?
03:58It's hard to make a field.
04:01That's lame.
04:03It's hard to make a field.
04:07That's lame.
04:08I want to do an original gag someday.
04:13I've been doing a lot of things at Shinki Station.
04:16I finally found my dream.
04:20That's a musician.
04:23Let's go.
04:25Thank you very much.
04:28That's great.
04:30What's going on in the book?
04:33It's been a year.
04:35It's been a year.
04:37Isn't it coming?
04:39It's coming.
04:41You're not good at it.
04:42You're not good at it.
04:45I hate it when you slip.
04:49I hate it when you slip.
04:53Please explain the lyrics to him.
04:58Please explain the lyrics to him.
04:59Please explain the lyrics to him.
05:02Come on, lyric board.
05:03Come on, lyric board.
05:04I said it.
05:06Why do you say what you don't want to say?
05:08Why do you say what you don't want to say?
05:11Please tell me what you like.
05:17It's here.
05:19It's hard to start with anything.
05:20It's hard to start with anything.
05:21It's hard to start with anything.
05:23It's hard to start with anything.
05:25The field is a weed jungle.
05:27I bought this.
05:28I bought this.
05:30This season is radish.
05:33My play is radish.
05:36I asked him in the question.
05:37I asked him in the question.
05:39He said, no.
05:40He said, no.
05:42I've never seen such a picture in a song.
05:45Are you taking a class?
05:47I don't know.
05:48I don't know.
05:49I'm being taught.
05:51Why?
05:52Why?
05:53Why?
05:54My play is radish.
05:55My play is radish.
05:56That's right.
05:57That's right.
05:59It's hard to start with anything.
06:00It's hard to start with anything.
06:02You can't get used to a sharp comment.
06:06Then your rhythm is wrong.
06:11I want to say that the words are wrong.
06:16Anyway, you didn't say anything and made a mistake.
06:20So I say it.
06:22It's an order gap.
06:25We say it because you make a mistake.
06:27Because you make a mistake.
06:28I'm sorry.
06:29I'm a Gakkuri.
06:31And everyone else is Gakkuri.
06:33I told you!
06:35I'll tell you one more time after that,
06:37and I'll take half of your hand and absorb it.
06:39Now, the audience will be annoyed
06:41when you make a mistake,
06:43and the president will say something.
06:45Thank you very much.
06:47He'll say something he's not used to,
06:49and the rhythm will go crazy.
06:51Lastly, I've done a lot of things
06:53on the show.
06:55I'm a musician.
06:57Ready, go!
07:27It's strange.
07:29I'm making mistakes,
07:31but it's not my fault.
07:33I'm quick-witted.
07:35When I was there,
07:37Mr. Miyako was late,
07:39but I want to say
07:41that I've been making excuses
07:43all my life,
07:45so I don't improve.
07:47I'm the most angry.
07:49I think I'm a bad singer.
07:51Your mouth is empty.
07:53And I'm proud of being born in Osaka.
07:55I think that's good.
07:57I don't know much about rap,
07:59but do you know that feeling?
08:01Well,
08:03I know the basic feeling
08:05such as Kaikon and Daikon.
08:07Do you know the feeling of rhythm?
08:09I know the rhythm,
08:11the sound,
08:13and the words to keep.
08:15But I know that I love my hometown.
08:17Thank you very much.
08:19The members show the rap of anger.
08:21Next,
08:24Hey, hey, hey, hey!
08:26What's that?
08:28It's funny.
08:30You look like a woman of Soemoncho.
08:32I was surprised.
08:34Do you have such clothes?
08:36I bought it at H&M.
08:38For today?
08:40Yes.
08:42I'm sorry.
08:44Hello, I'm Bigfoot.
08:46Her name is Bigfoot.
08:48How tall are you?
08:50I'm 24.5 cm.
08:53Today, I compared my feet
08:55with the old man over there.
08:57Where?
08:59He said,
09:01Hey, Bigfoot, your feet are big.
09:03He said he wanted to compare,
09:05so he came in his sandals.
09:07I took off my pants
09:09and compared my feet.
09:11Is that a story to tell before the show?
09:13It's a new play.
09:15It's a new play.
09:17It's a new play.
09:19It's a new play.
09:21I was so happy
09:23when I hit my ankle.
09:25I was so happy when I hit my ankle.
09:27It's terrible.
09:29It's a new play.
09:31It's terrible.
09:33Don't use it.
09:35Are you angry?
09:37I don't think she's angry.
09:39Let's have Bigfoot
09:41to play the game.
09:43Bring the beat!
09:45Bring the beat!
10:15I'm hungry.
10:17I'm hungry.
10:19I'm hungry.
10:21I'm hungry.
10:23I'm hungry.
10:25I'm hungry.
10:27I'm hungry.
10:29I'm hungry.
10:31I'm hungry.
10:33I'm hungry.
10:35I'm hungry.
10:37I'm hungry.
10:39I'm hungry.
10:41I'm hungry.
10:43I'm hungry.
10:47She's so good.
10:49That was great.
10:51It sounded amazing from Morikawa.
10:53She sang very well.
10:55She sang very well.
10:57She sounded like a mom
10:59of Chinese club.
11:07Quick-tongue mommy.
11:09I don't know why I'm laughing.
11:11Let's get right to it.
11:13Lyric Board, come on!
11:15I wonder if she's singing because of A-Bit's song.
11:19Big Foot's high-heeled girl.
11:21I was told to make a rap song because I'm tall.
11:25You were told?
11:27You were told?
11:29I was told that I'm tall, so I thought the world would be angry at me.
11:33So I tried it.
11:35I'm pretty tall, so I'm proud of it.
11:39If that's the case, I refuse.
11:43I can't make you angry.
11:45I thought I'd make a fun, pop rap song.
11:51I don't think it's a good idea to make a rap song because you're tall.
11:57I don't think it's a good idea to make a rap song because you're tall.
12:03I don't think it's a good idea to make a rap song because you're tall.
12:07I actually made this song.
12:11Did you drink the rest of the milk?
12:13I was told to drink the rest of the milk because I'm tall.
12:17When I was in elementary school, I drank three bottles of milk a day.
12:19Then I grew 10 cm taller.
12:21I'm angry that I'm a vicious cycle.
12:24I don't understand the most.
12:26What's a vicious cycle?
12:30I don't understand the most.
12:32What's a vicious cycle?
12:34It's a rhyme.
12:36I know.
12:37I know.
12:38I wanted to say something fast to cheer you up for the second half.
12:45If it's all right...
12:49That's a good way to say it.
12:52That's right, that's right.
12:54If it was in a different sentence, it would have been great.
12:56But,
12:57Kin-kon-kan-kon-kon-kin-kan-kon
12:59doesn't mean that you're stepping on a tree.
13:01That's cheating.
13:03It's a trick of the lyrics.
13:05That's right, it's a trick.
13:07It's a technique.
13:09And, well, this song,
13:11my grandfather had a mountain in the countryside,
13:13and he could eat as much shiitake as he wanted.
13:15But if you drink milk, you'll grow taller.
13:17It's a shiitake diet.
13:19Shiitake doesn't have much nutrition.
13:21There's a lot.
13:23There's a mountain of it.
13:25When you eat shiitake, you'll stop growing.
13:27I was eating it, and I grew another 10 centimeters.
13:30I realized it when I grew up.
13:32Mario is a mushroom.
13:34It's true.
13:36I see.
13:37I'm growing up.
13:39It's better than the stupid lyrics you just sang.
13:43I'm glad.
13:45I'm glad.
13:47I've never rapped before,
13:50so I listened to it for the first time on Apple Music.
13:53And there were a lot of parts where I sang.
13:56But I'm an opera singer,
13:58so I rapped like an opera singer.
14:00Like an opera singer?
14:01Yes, I did.
14:02That's great.
14:03That's great.
14:04I think it was at a rap battle.
14:07I changed the sound and said it,
14:09and the heads raised their hands.
14:11I'm so happy.
14:12I could see their hands.
14:13Did they raise their hands naturally?
14:15Yes, they did.
14:17It was amazing.
14:18I'm glad.
14:19The part where you sing...
14:24I want to hear it again.
14:27It's a habit.
14:29Can I hear it again?
14:31Yes.
14:32Bring the beat.
14:33Shut up.
14:35Shut up.
14:37Yes, my name is Otsukare.
14:40Otsukare.
14:41Otsukare.
14:42Everyone looks up at me.
14:44Koshito girl.
14:45Koshito girl.
14:46Koshito girl.
14:47I love it.
15:17She's such a good singer.
15:21Amazing.
15:23She's amazing.
15:24Amazing.
15:36Amazing.
15:39It was really good.
15:40The second time was really heavy.
15:42The last part was the same rhythm as Kinkokanko and Konkinkanko, wasn't it?
15:47The next part was like this.
15:52That was a bit too much.
15:54Can you do it again?
15:56Do it again.
15:57Do it again.
15:59Pay attention to that part.
16:01Bring the beat.
16:02Shut up.
16:03Shut up.
16:05My name is Otsukarei.
16:09Otsukarei.
16:10Otsukarei.
16:11Everyone calls me Koshichoka.
16:14Koshichoka.
16:16Because you're big.
16:18I'm being swallowed by sweet milk.
16:21The gym is too small.
16:23I'm getting taller.
16:25I'm so full.
16:26I'm on a break.
16:27My hair is attacking me.
16:28Good night.
16:29Kinkokanko.
16:30Kinkokanko.
16:31Kinkokanko.
16:32I'm getting taller.
16:38Amazing.
16:39Great.
16:40That's good.
16:41Every time she does it, she gets a point.
16:43That's true.
16:44You did a rap activity, didn't you?
16:46That much?
16:47Maybe you're suitable for it.
16:49I'm happy.
16:50Can I do it with someone?
16:52No.
16:53I don't want to do that.
16:55How about you, Min-chan?
16:56As a short boy.
16:57Short boy?
16:59Me?
17:00I'm tall.
17:02I'm short.
17:03You're side by side.
17:04Featuring short boy.
17:06It doesn't change.
17:07It's the same.
17:12Kumotaro is bigger.
17:13That's short boy.
17:15It doesn't change.
17:17People think I'm short.
17:20I'm embarrassed.
17:21I don't want to do that.
17:23I'll deceive you.
17:24I'll deceive you.
17:25I'll deceive you.
17:26I'm short boy.
17:27I'm short boy.
17:28I'm short boy.
17:29Why didn't you say that?
17:30You should have said,
17:31I'm short boy.
17:32I'm short boy.
17:33That's strange.
17:34I'm shy.
17:35You should've featured with him.
17:37He might be someone.
17:38He might be someone.
17:39I don't know who he is.
17:40I don't know him.
17:46The next MC is him.
17:47Come on.
17:48Nice to meet you.
17:50Nice to meet you.
17:51Nice to meet you.
17:53Nice to meet you.
17:55Well, then.
17:56You're looking forward to it, aren't you?
17:57Well, then.
17:58Let's start.
17:59Lil Monkey, please.
18:01My mustache.
18:02Bring the beat.
18:03My mustache.
18:04My mustache.
18:05Mustache.
18:22Sorry.
18:24Sorry.
18:28I guess you can sing when you are at karaoke.
18:33I guess you can sing when you are at karaoke.
18:38I can't shout, can I?
18:41You can't.
18:42It's too much.
18:43You can't shout anymore.
18:44Oh, I can't.
18:45You are too excited.
18:50You can't say anything.
18:52You can't say anything.
18:53You can't say anything.
18:57I
19:13Don't know
19:15Yeah
19:45You
19:47So I look at it a job. It's a juvenile. He can't
19:52Hi, I don't know
19:54I just don't know if I'll talk about this. I think I'll talk about that
19:57I'm this kid. Oh my god. I'm so funny. I'm a passion day
19:59So it's kind of true to a celebrity you might have got to stay
20:02They hope I say more don't don't don't know he got no beat a little
20:06How'd I put it? Don't call my name. I said, I ain't that old. It's not the gym. They were just all over you
20:10I'm not the kid
20:11They won't say honey, so it's in here not there. It's the most original. I cut off it's in here
20:17He can't say I think I'll be run this car my money. Oh gosh. I could tell you
20:23My each one course I could tell you
20:25Ken, you know
20:26Correo
20:28Sight on this kid. Oh
20:30Shut up. He's not got that kind of thing. Oh, I want to get you know, it's there. What are you talking about?
20:35They couldn't keep on the key on
20:37So the money that goes on to go Koko Nita Koko Nita Tao Tokoha hobo, yeah, we buy to say that's not going to
20:49Give up
20:55Kansai no SBG's no Torikomi Omana be jizoku Kano na neta tsukuri ni chosen through Kansai no SBG's Cara
21:04I'm gonna tell you how to do this. You know, I'm okay. Oh, I wish go
21:10That's that you are not allowed to know can you say he will say those to you must
21:15Only say those who know I owe to the maker no no
21:21Thank you never he says a he know I have to be much car I'll eat a mass
21:25SBG's no number you don't even get in this car
21:30You'll burn it's not that I can't go in that it's
21:34That's your guy. I'll tell you what I'm going on. Oh, yeah, that's not what I asked you musta
21:40Hottest young I know katana Naka Niva
21:42Antigua not only he can you know how she got to your Kumabushi and I know she gets them with a sheet of candy
21:48I am daily stoma
21:51So could it some of the mana you know coming or she or she I mean I can know we got heighten our talk I have
21:57I'm darling. I know that there's more you need to get it. I didn't want to say no to them this
22:04Story, you know, I don't want to get it. Don't let me know. You're like a kid. I guess
22:09Look, I don't know that it up. They got you must
22:16She can't even look at you know what you can I can get that I did this know that power that I listen you
22:21She could be a tsuki-mukeru Shinji
22:24Koryo, Mojiko desu Karane
22:26Gahsan Yorimu Kogashi Kakute Alphardo Sugira Shinji
22:31Koryo, Mo Yakuga, Naidesu. Yo, Kiyosuke. Take it aside