Summer Situationship (2024) - Full Movie
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:02I drive you crazy! That's funny! You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:06If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:20Jules, can you scrub the toilets? I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett. This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:30The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid
00:00:34for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:38I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:41Clean it up, maid.
00:00:48I'm not cleaning anything up for you. Do it yourself.
00:00:53That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me. Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:11I'm glad that phase is over. Right, Emmett?
00:01:14Yeah. She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:18Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:28Am I dreaming? No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:36What the hell's going on?
00:01:40Noah?
00:01:42What the hell's going on?
00:01:44Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me.
00:01:49And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:01:53Destiny, is that what happened?
00:01:56That's not exactly how it happened.
00:01:58Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group, like Jules, okay?
00:02:03Why do you even care? She released a video about you.
00:02:08Mia? Give me your phone.
00:02:10What?
00:02:12Give me your phone.
00:02:13No.
00:02:14It's right here. I got you.
00:02:18I thought Noah hated me. Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:24I don't know. I don't know.
00:02:26I don't know.
00:02:28I don't know.
00:02:30I don't know.
00:02:32I don't know.
00:02:34I don't know.
00:02:37If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:42Noah.
00:02:50I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:53You didn't have to do that.
00:02:55I know.
00:03:03Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:09Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:13This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut. Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:22Fine by me. I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:27I'm it.
00:03:30I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:35You have to save her.
00:03:39Jules? Jules! Come on!
00:03:42Shit, shit, shit. What do I do?
00:03:44Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:52You okay?
00:03:55Thank God.
00:03:57Thank God.
00:03:59Alright, let's get you up.
00:04:02I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:06Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:09I'm fine.
00:04:10Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:11You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:16What are you, a stripper?
00:04:18I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:20You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:26And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:34What are you trying to do?
00:04:36Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:38Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:39You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:41I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:47You know what I think?
00:04:49I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:52Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what? I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:06Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:18You're going to have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:23Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did. And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially canceled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:47Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:07Be so fucking for real. Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:12It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:15Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:18How convenient.
00:06:21Let the girls talk.
00:06:29After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:40Did you just spit on me?
00:06:43Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:48Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:54And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:03Ow! Noah! Did you see that? She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my god. Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:11I'm always honest. You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:19Thanks, Noah.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:39I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me! And this is my rental too.
00:07:48So, what I say goes.
00:07:59Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:02So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different, but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:10Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:17Jules.
00:08:20Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:32It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:35I don't want your pity check.
00:08:38My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:41This is too humiliating. I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:59I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no. That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:05Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:13Mia? Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:18But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything. Everything.
00:09:32I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:09:37Please don't call me that.
00:09:40You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:48Mia, slow down, okay? We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:53What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:58I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:01Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not? That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:08I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here? You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this. Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:21Nobody wants you here.
00:10:23I can't back down. Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:27I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to you.
00:10:31I need this job. I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her. But I do.
00:10:41What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:45What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:48I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:50No, no, no. No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:56Tell her, Noah.
00:10:58Prove it.
00:11:00I'll work harder than I ever have before. And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:06Okay. Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:12And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:11:15Mia, I need to talk to Jules. Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what? You'll spank me?
00:11:39You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey. You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:51You're right. Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:12:01You're right. Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:07You're fired.
00:12:13You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:16Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:18Hey, where are you going? Jules, you can't just leave. Jules!
00:12:23You can't just leave.
00:12:25You fired me. I can do whatever I want.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:12:49Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:12:56Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:02Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:09Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:14Call him by lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:36Guys!
00:13:37What the hell?
00:13:39What the fuck are you...
00:13:44You want your job back?
00:13:46Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:13:53Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:57You want your job back? You've got to earn it.
00:14:00Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:09You're crazy.
00:14:10Crazy like a fox.
00:14:14Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:22I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:27Noah, come out right now.
00:14:32Oh, yeah, Jules. Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:34Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:38Oh, come on, baby. Show me what you got.
00:14:44Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:46Hand me your shirt now, now, now.
00:15:02Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:05Yeah.
00:15:07Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:10You fucking bitch.
00:15:13You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:16Take it up with Noah.
00:15:18This isn't over.
00:15:20If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:15:25you're wrong.
00:15:27I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:36Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:39You know what? I should thank you.
00:15:41Now that me is off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:43Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:46Oh, wait. I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:51You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:15:53Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:15:55We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:15:58Yeah. What about it?
00:16:01If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:05Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off, internship will be yours.
00:16:10Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmet Coburn in this house.
00:16:15You're on.
00:16:23We need to talk.
00:16:28Emmet, get out.
00:16:34Did I get my job back?
00:16:36Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:40To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:43You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:16:46I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:50Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:53Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:56I don't know. I changed my mind.
00:16:58Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:02Done.
00:17:04Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:10Give me that.
00:17:12Not yet.
00:17:19Give me that.
00:17:21Not yet. I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:25But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:30This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:35I'll do it.
00:17:39Great.
00:17:44Let's seal the deal.
00:18:03I knew you were gonna do it.
00:18:05Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:07You can't resist me.
00:18:11All right. Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:24Rule number one.
00:18:26No boners.
00:18:28You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:31You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:35Just one.
00:18:37No feelings.
00:18:39I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:43You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:49Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:53Yeah, I do.
00:18:55I have one.
00:18:58No one touches you but me.
00:19:03You don't own me.
00:19:05Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:07While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:12So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:16Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:18Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:25Let the show begin.
00:19:30Ew.
00:19:32Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:35You kicked me out.
00:19:37Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:42Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:46At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:51Mia.
00:19:54Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:57This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:03I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:05I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:09Game on.
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:13Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:17Dinner is served.
00:20:24Let's fucking go!
00:20:27Yay!
00:20:35Oops.
00:20:36I spilled.
00:20:38Emmett?
00:20:40You want to help?
00:20:41Huh?
00:20:42Yeah.
00:20:51Look at Jules' squad.
00:20:55Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:21:03Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:11Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:24Okay.
00:21:40Oops.
00:21:42I spilled a little.
00:21:44Jules.
00:21:46I'm still thirsty.
00:21:55Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:59I have to go.
00:22:08If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:14Choke on it.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:23Don't touch me.
00:22:25Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:38You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:41Yeah, I know.
00:22:44Now you're going to strip for me?
00:22:46You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:22:52Come here.
00:23:02Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:23:23What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:23:28Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:31Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:33Whatever.
00:23:35I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:23:38Mia's your best friend?
00:23:40Yeah.
00:23:41She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:43People contain multitudes.
00:23:46Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:48She's been jealous of you.
00:23:50Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:52She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:54And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:58And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:01If you know what I mean.
00:24:13Like what you see?
00:24:16I do, actually.
00:24:20Okay.
00:24:38What are you doing?
00:24:40Taking a shower.
00:24:44Remember, no don'ts.
00:24:47You wish.
00:24:51Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:55I've got some friends coming over.
00:24:57Meet me at the pool.
00:25:10What's with this guy?
00:25:12One minute he's ice cold.
00:25:14Now that we're in front of all these people he's putting on a show.
00:25:21Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:30Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:45I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:48Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:52Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:55You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:58You're right.
00:26:00It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:07Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:11Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:26:18Mia, would you relax?
00:26:20We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:26:24What's Survivor?
00:26:26A show for old people.
00:26:27Ew! So boring.
00:26:30I'm kidding.
00:26:32Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:37What game is she trying to play?
00:26:39Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:42Come on, Mia.
00:26:44We used to be best friends.
00:26:46Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:49You're right. We did used to be best friends.
00:26:54And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:59It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:27:05What are you talking about? I never said anything about Save It.
00:27:09Proof's right here.
00:27:12And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:16Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:21I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:26I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:27:32Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:27:35Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:41They can?
00:27:42I never said that. Mia did.
00:27:45She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:27:48Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:53Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:27:57Mia, would you knock it off? Jules would never say any of those things, all right?
00:28:01Really? Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:28:04She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:07Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:13Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:16You said that about me?
00:28:18I can explain.
00:28:20Save your breath.
00:28:30Bitch!
00:28:32Don't touch me!
00:28:33Get off of me!
00:28:38You are so hot.
00:28:40They gotta get their shirt off.
00:29:07Yo!
00:29:09Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:29:13No, no, no way, dude.
00:29:15Like, I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:29:19She'll come crawling back.
00:29:23Speak of the devil.
00:29:29You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:32You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:34Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:29:37I don't know what's going on!
00:29:38What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear! You hooked up!
00:29:44Fuck!
00:29:45Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:47Emmett, stop!
00:29:48Fuck you, dude!
00:29:49Stop!
00:29:54Did you post this?
00:30:02Jules, did you post this?
00:30:08I don't know.
00:30:10Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:13What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:16I didn't do anything.
00:30:18Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:22You know what?
00:30:24Everyone was right about you.
00:30:26You're just like all the other girls.
00:30:28Everyone was right about you.
00:30:30You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:33Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:35Lose my number.
00:30:37I never want to see you again.
00:30:39Fine, feelings mutual.
00:30:45Great, you just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:52Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:54Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:59You're a skank.
00:31:01So get out and don't come back.
00:31:14Help!
00:31:16Help!
00:31:25Help!
00:31:30You...
00:31:31You saved me?
00:31:45That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:49And now since I saved you,
00:31:51maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:53Emmett,
00:31:55don't even think about it.
00:31:57Go on, Jules, tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:00Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:32:02We have to talk.
00:32:05Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:15One step closer to making her mine.
00:32:22Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:24I can explain everything.
00:32:26Good, explain.
00:32:28Now.
00:32:35You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:37Takes one to know one.
00:32:39Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:47You're right.
00:32:50You're right.
00:32:51We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:56Trust me.
00:32:58We won't stay secret for long.
00:33:00I can keep you to myself even if I try.
00:33:14You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:18That way everyone can see it.
00:33:20But for right now,
00:33:23it's party time.
00:33:31OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:35I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:38How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:42You don't know him like I do.
00:33:44If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:47Ew, spare me the visual.
00:33:49I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:55He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:33:59But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:02More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:06The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:10Except for the one about you.
00:34:12I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:14That's true.
00:34:18Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:31Is that true?
00:34:34It's true.
00:34:36I liked you.
00:34:39Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:41I mean, really.
00:34:44All right.
00:34:46I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:48So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:50Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:55I guess you can't.
00:34:57There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:05I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:08But when I really think about it,
00:35:10I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:12I really did.
00:35:17You give those two until the end of today?
00:35:20To what, Bone?
00:35:23They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:25It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:28I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:33Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:37Okay.
00:35:39The rules of the game are simple.
00:35:41You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:43When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever pollutes you.
00:35:48Mm-hmm.
00:36:07She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:09My turn.
00:36:21Hm. No smoke.
00:36:23Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:31I'm sorry.
00:36:34No rude.
00:36:54Keep the circle moving.
00:36:57If you want to really piss me off,
00:36:59kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:04Get off of me.
00:37:06Dude, I took her virginity.
00:37:08What's a little peck?
00:37:11Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:13Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:21Hey, Jules. Jules.
00:37:23You're a pig.
00:37:25Hey, Emmett is lying, okay? He's lying.
00:37:27I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:29But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:31You have feelings for me?
00:37:37I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:39But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:41You have feelings for me?
00:37:43Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:37:45You do?
00:37:47Yeah. I have all the feelings.
00:37:49Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:37:52Ridiculous.
00:37:53Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes, Jules,
00:37:55sometimes you make me really happy.
00:37:57You make me really happy.
00:37:59Sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:02Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:05I broke your trust, and when that video was leaked,
00:38:07my trust was broken, too.
00:38:10What do you mean?
00:38:11I mean, I trusted you when you let me down,
00:38:13and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:18Do you want to get back together?
00:38:21You said no feelings.
00:38:23Yeah, you're right.
00:38:26So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:28Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:30Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:32Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:42Looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:38:45Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:48Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:52Mm-hmm.
00:38:54Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:57And the only reason why I know that
00:38:59is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:39:03Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:06Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:09Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:39:11You should go do that right now.
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:19It's not that easy.
00:39:21Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:23I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:25Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:39:30What do you mean?
00:39:32I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:39:36Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:39She was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:41I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:39:43but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:39:45and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:39:47or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:51We can talk later, I promise.
00:40:05The girls go shopping.
00:40:07Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:11Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:14I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:40:16once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:19Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:23It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:40:26The internship is mine.
00:40:28Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:31Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:42If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:40:45Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:49Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:40:52I'm gonna go try this on!
00:41:00Ah!
00:41:01You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:03Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:06No, you didn't, that's impossible, it doesn't fit!
00:41:09Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:41:11What are you doing?
00:41:13I'm shopping.
00:41:15Do you not remember me?
00:41:17I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:19Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:22She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:24Well, what Mia says goes.
00:41:26So your money's no good here.
00:41:29You know what? You're right.
00:41:31I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:35That's it, you're out.
00:41:39Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:41:41I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:41:43Trash?
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:45That's my girlfriend.
00:41:46Oh.
00:41:51Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:55See this car?
00:41:58Has no spending limit.
00:42:00My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:03And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:06No way, this is mine!
00:42:07Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:42:09No.
00:42:10Not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:12Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:16Okay.
00:42:28What do you think?
00:42:33Noah?
00:42:35Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:39Of course.
00:42:46You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:49Is it too expensive?
00:42:51No.
00:42:53It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:43:02Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:43:10Thank you, Noah.
00:43:13You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:17Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:24Put the dress on my card.
00:43:28Excuse me.
00:43:30I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:35I bet she stole it.
00:43:36I would never.
00:43:38Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:42Fine.
00:43:43Whatever, Mia.
00:43:58See? Told ya.
00:44:04I don't know how that got there.
00:44:06Well, she stole it.
00:44:09And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:14Call the police.
00:44:16Don't call the police.
00:44:18This is all my fault.
00:44:19No, it's not.
00:44:20Yes, it is.
00:44:22I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:26But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:29You can't do this.
00:44:30It's a waste of money.
00:44:32Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:44:35It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:37And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:40Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:41Please and thank you.
00:44:50Hey.
00:44:55There he is.
00:44:57Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:02Well, enjoy it while it lasts.
00:45:03Because after tonight, I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:15Okay, dude.
00:45:16Jules was mine first.
00:45:18I dumped her, okay?
00:45:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:22Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:45:27Okay, alright.
00:45:29Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:30Yeah?
00:45:32I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:33By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship
00:45:36and never come back to the summer house.
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:39And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:45:41I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:45:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:01Eat shit.
00:46:03Hey.
00:46:05Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:08Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:10Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:46:23Hey.
00:46:25Hey.
00:46:31Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:33Uh, I don't know.
00:46:34Jules.
00:46:36You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:40The music in here?
00:46:41Because I think it sucks.
00:46:43Jules.
00:46:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:47For real.
00:46:48No contracts and no money.
00:46:50I mean it.
00:46:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:46:56Like I care.
00:46:58I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:02I'm sorry.
00:47:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:05Have fun.
00:47:07Here.
00:47:08Put this on.
00:47:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:16You're crazy.
00:47:17Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:47:22Come on.
00:47:25You're on.
00:47:32Follow me.
00:47:38Let the show begin.
00:47:41Let's go.
00:47:49You think you're hot shit?
00:47:51Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:55Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:47:58Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:05The rules are simple.
00:48:07Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:12And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:48:37Come on.
00:48:41Come on, come on.
00:49:07Wait, wait.
00:49:16Top that.
00:49:31Top that.
00:49:38You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:49:41Show them all.
00:50:08I love you.
00:50:17Yo.
00:50:18Jason!
00:50:20Dude, I need the lady killer special.
00:50:22Now.
00:50:23Yeah?
00:50:25I got you.
00:50:29Here's a tip.
00:50:31And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:37And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:42Mia!
00:50:48As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:50:53I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:51:01Jewels, wait.
00:51:07You look upset.
00:51:10What are you, my therapist?
00:51:12Fuck off.
00:51:13No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:51:18Jewels.
00:51:20I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:26What is that?
00:51:27A good time.
00:51:29Come on, Jewels.
00:51:30Don't you want to have some fun?
00:51:33No, thanks.
00:51:35Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:51:39Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:51:44Better play along.
00:51:54Bottoms up.
00:51:57Cheers.
00:51:58Cheers.
00:52:00Alright.
00:52:02Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:52:04I'm going to go change.
00:52:09Destiny.
00:52:11Have you seen Jewels?
00:52:12I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:52:14Emmett was with her.
00:52:17That little shit.
00:52:25Don't move.
00:52:28Don't move.
00:52:32What do you think you're doing?
00:52:34Stop denying yourself, Jewels.
00:52:37We both know you want this.
00:52:39Be gentle.
00:52:40Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:42Back off.
00:52:44Just relax, baby.
00:52:46Let that E kick in.
00:52:47You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:50Oh.
00:52:51I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:52:53Let go of me.
00:52:54This is just going to take a minute.
00:52:56Oh yeah, that's right. Moan for me.
00:53:01Jewels?
00:53:03Jewels, are you in there?
00:53:04Noah!
00:53:05Help me!
00:53:09Noah!
00:53:10Help me!
00:53:13Emmett!
00:53:14Get off of her!
00:53:16You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:18What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:23Emmett!
00:53:24Emmett!
00:53:25She doesn't want you!
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:28She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:30Even if she won't say so.
00:53:37Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:39I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:43Wait! Stop!
00:53:49This asshole isn't worth it.
00:53:55You look like shit.
00:53:57Jewels just kicked my ass.
00:53:59All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:54:02Hey!
00:54:04Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:54:11Leah.
00:54:12Leah.
00:54:13Leah.
00:54:14Leah.
00:54:15Leah.
00:54:16Leah.
00:54:17Leah.
00:54:18Leah.
00:54:19Leah.
00:54:20Leah.
00:54:21Leah.
00:54:22Leah.
00:54:23Leah.
00:54:24Leah.
00:54:25Stop.
00:54:26This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:54:31Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:54:32Be so fucking for real.
00:54:34Emmett would never want a skank like you.
00:54:36You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:54:41And, you know what?
00:54:43He's coming back to the house with me.
00:54:46Tonight.
00:54:47Leah.
00:54:48Sit down.
00:54:49Emmett.
00:54:50If you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:54:54Okay, Noah, let's go. Let's go.
00:55:01I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:55:13Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:55:16Ow.
00:55:17You're hurt. Let me help you.
00:55:20Okay.
00:55:30I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:44I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:55:46I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:55:49Really?
00:55:50I didn't take them.
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:59You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:02It's twice as fun.
00:56:04And I've been saving it just for you.
00:56:13What are you trying to give me?
00:56:19Rocky Road.
00:56:22Ow.
00:56:23Hey, I got you ice cream. This is how you repay me?
00:56:26How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:32I'm not an asshole.
00:56:33No, you're the king of assholes.
00:56:38You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:56:45I got to show you something.
00:56:57I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:57:05And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:57:15It worked.
00:57:29I've wanted you all summer.
00:57:32Stop breathing.
00:57:35I need you. Now.
00:57:42What if somebody sees?
00:57:43Everybody's at the club.
00:57:47I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:14Oh.
00:58:17Oh.
00:58:18Oh.
00:58:19Oh.
00:58:20Oh.
00:58:21Oh.
00:58:22Oh.
00:58:23Oh.
00:58:24Hi, Mrs. Allen.
00:58:26It's Mia.
00:58:27Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:58:29Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon and we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:58:37Okay.
00:58:38Bye.
00:58:43Bye.
00:58:52Hey, sleepyhead.
00:58:54What are you doing up so early?
00:58:57Thought I wore you out last night.
00:58:59I'm ready for another round.
00:59:02Hey, can you knock?
00:59:03Can you put your boner away?
00:59:06Get up!
00:59:07Get up!
00:59:08Get up, get up, get up!
00:59:09Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:59:11It's worse than a fire!
00:59:14Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
00:59:24You're fucking with me.
00:59:25What's the big deal?
00:59:26Uh, there's the drugs.
00:59:27And the mess.
00:59:28And you.
00:59:29What about me?
00:59:30She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
00:59:31But, like, in a bad way.
00:59:33Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:59:37I need to get out of here.
00:59:39I'll hide Jules.
00:59:40I'll distract Mom.
00:59:44Yo, Jason.
00:59:45I'm gonna go hide Jules.
00:59:46Do not let my mom know that we're here.
00:59:47Alright?
00:59:54Tell me when the coast is clear.
00:59:55Got it.
01:00:05Get your brother.
01:00:07Now.
01:00:14Mommy!
01:00:15Wait!
01:00:16Noah!
01:00:22My baby boy!
01:00:23Mom!
01:00:24Hi!
01:00:26Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:00:29Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:00:33To propose!
01:00:39Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:43None of your business.
01:00:45Okay, well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:54I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:00:58What is that slut doing here?
01:01:03You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:01:05Get out of this house!
01:01:06Mom.
01:01:07Noah, a little help?
01:01:10Mom, this is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:01:18Yes!
01:01:19It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:01:24Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:01:29Lisa, my second mommy!
01:01:32We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:01:35Oh yes, we do.
01:01:37You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:39I have no idea what got into her head.
01:01:41I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:43But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:01:46Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:01:48Please?
01:01:58My head hurts.
01:02:00Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:03Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:02:05Oh, thanks.
01:02:21Water.
01:02:22Water, I need water!
01:02:25Jules?
01:02:27What did you give my mom?
01:02:29Aspirin.
01:02:30Aspirin?
01:02:31Woo!
01:02:32It's so hot in here.
01:02:35Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:42Woo!
01:02:43Hey, I have an idea.
01:02:45Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:48I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:02:50Wow!
01:02:51Alright, that's enough. I've got to talk to you.
01:02:53Let's go.
01:02:54Woo!
01:02:55Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:57Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:03:00No way. You gave her those?
01:03:02I didn't give them.
01:03:03She found them.
01:03:04Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:06No fucking way, Jules.
01:03:08She hates you already.
01:03:09What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:14Where did she go?
01:03:26Woo!
01:03:28Woo!
01:03:30Mom, get out of the pool.
01:03:32No way! It feels so good.
01:03:38Oh wait, no.
01:03:40Help!
01:03:42I'm drowning!
01:03:44Mia, save me!
01:03:46Absolutely not.
01:03:47I'm not going in there.
01:03:50Help!
01:03:52Help!
01:04:03Ah!
01:04:11You saved me.
01:04:15Here, I brought you some tea.
01:04:23I was wrong about you.
01:04:25I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:04:33Thank you for taking care of her.
01:04:37I hope I was a good maid.
01:04:40Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:04:42Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:46You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:04:52I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:04:55No feelings, remember?
01:04:58No feelings, remember?
01:05:06I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:05:10I'll tear it up right now. I mean it.
01:05:16I need that money more than I want you.
01:05:20When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:05:25If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:05:30So it was really always just about the money? Really?
01:05:34When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:05:49Come with me.
01:05:55I want to give you the money.
01:05:57Not as your boss, as your boyfriend.
01:06:01Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:06:05I don't know what to say.
01:06:10Just let me take care of you.
01:06:17And tell me that you love me.
01:06:20I don't think I can say it.
01:06:25Let me take care of you. It's the least you can do.
01:06:31Fine. You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:36And you don't have to tell me that you love me. I know you do.
01:06:44Good morning, everyone!
01:06:47Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay!
01:06:50Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:06:55I was just leaving.
01:06:57You're not leaving, Jules. We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:07:04After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:07:12But after you saved me, all I can say is, welcome to the family!
01:07:24You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:07:28That was before you left me to drown.
01:07:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun. Adios!
01:07:39Bye, Mom!
01:07:44I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:07:47Good luck with that.
01:07:49I don't need luck. I have a really big brain.
01:07:54Bye.
01:07:59There must be something incriminating in here.
01:08:06What is this?
01:08:15Ew, what died in here?
01:08:17My manhood.
01:08:19Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:08:22Really?
01:08:25I don't like to read.
01:08:28It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:08:31They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:08:36That's cheating!
01:08:38Oh, great, you finally figured it out. Good boy.
01:08:42I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:08:50I thought this was summer vacation.
01:08:52I know, I know, but I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:09:01What up, lovebirds?
01:09:03Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you with...
01:09:06You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:09:11Who are you?
01:09:13I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:09:23Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:09:28Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house set up.
01:09:32I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:36The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:09:40I'd like to be your friend.
01:09:43Noah, can you help out your friend here? He seems a little confused.
01:09:53Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:58I'm the high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble, and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:10:05The next intern for Lehman Corp. will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:10:11And I get bored easy.
01:10:15Your interview for Lehman Corp. starts now.
01:10:19Interview starts now. Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:25Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:27Hey, how about I show you out to the pool? That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:10:39That's the guy you want to work for? He's a total clown.
01:10:43Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:10:48And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:10:51But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:53Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:56I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:01I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:11:06And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:07And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:11:10The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp.
01:11:13Jules, I need this internship. And so do you.
01:11:17Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:11:21You lied to me.
01:11:23No, I didn't lie to you. I just... I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:28I'm sorry.
01:11:29Everybody! Let's get the party started!
01:11:34Woo!
01:11:35Summer!
01:11:39Grab your bag.
01:11:43Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:49I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:52There's something special about you.
01:11:54You're so... beautiful.
01:11:57Thanks. But I'm taken.
01:12:00I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:02Noah, tell me.
01:12:05Who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:08That'd be me.
01:12:11You're a lucky man.
01:12:13I know.
01:12:18I'm sorry.
01:12:19I know.
01:12:24How long is he going to be here?
01:12:27I'll protect you.
01:12:29Look at here. The happy little couple.
01:12:33From soulmates to soulmates.
01:12:39Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:12:42Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:45Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:12:49He's finally going to win her bet.
01:12:51What bet?
01:12:54What bet?
01:12:56I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer,
01:13:00I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:13:03That's not true.
01:13:05Yeah, it is.
01:13:07I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:13:11You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:13:15I don't want to hear it.
01:13:17Yeah, you'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:13:23I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:27I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:30I was nothing but a check to you.
01:13:33Both of you can fuck off.
01:13:39Chicks, dude.
01:13:41I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:13:43I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:13:46I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:13:50You're pathetic.
01:13:52Bitch.
01:13:54Whatever, dude.
01:13:58What were you thinking?
01:14:00That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:14:03I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:14:08You're a sexy girl.
01:14:10We could have a lot of fun.
01:14:13I don't have time for that shit.
01:14:14Then make time.
01:14:16There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:14:18The boys share their toys.
01:14:21And I want to play with you.
01:14:23I don't want to be played with.
01:14:25If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:14:29The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:14:33Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:14:37What do I have to do?
01:14:40Let me borrow you for the night.
01:14:41In your dreams, Pearl.
01:14:47Mia.
01:14:49You know where Jules is?
01:14:51You're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:54Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:14:57Mia, a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:15:01Get it through your head.
01:15:03I want to be with Jules.
01:15:05Why do you like her so much?
01:15:07I don't like her.
01:15:08I don't like her.
01:15:11I love her.
01:15:15You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:15:18For falling in love with such a liar.
01:15:20You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:15:22Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:15:24Found your girlfriend.
01:15:26If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job?
01:15:29Yes.
01:15:31And it's the only way you'd get him.
01:15:33We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:15:36My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:15:39Wait.
01:15:41Now I know where I recognize you.
01:15:43Today.
01:15:45Tomorrow.
01:15:47Tomorrow.
01:15:49Tomorrow.
01:15:51Tomorrow.
01:15:53Tomorrow.
01:15:55Damn.
01:15:57You were great.
01:15:59Just one kiss.
01:16:01That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:08Don't play hard to get!
01:16:15Get off of her.
01:16:21Get off of her.
01:16:23Let me have my fun.
01:16:25If you don't leave her alone, I'm gonna break your fingers.
01:16:28You wouldn't dare.
01:16:31You little shit.
01:16:33You'll never work for Lehman.
01:16:35Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:16:37Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:16:39than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:16:42You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hands.
01:16:45You wanna mess with me?
01:16:47You wanna mess with me? Yeah, why don't you sue me?
01:16:49And let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:16:51who's chasing young girls around.
01:16:53You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:16:55Don't tell my wife!
01:16:57Get out of my face, old man.
01:17:09How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:12How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:14It wasn't what it looked like.
01:17:16Don't lie to me.
01:17:18I saw you kiss him back.
01:17:21I didn't kiss him.
01:17:22But even if I did, you made a bet with Emmett
01:17:24about our relationship.
01:17:26You were getting money out of the deal,
01:17:28so why does it matter?
01:17:31Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:17:33and you want him right now.
01:17:35Tell him you love him.
01:17:37It matters because it makes it clear
01:17:39that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:17:49You're fired.
01:17:50Get out of my house.
01:18:06You're gone for good, bitch.
01:18:12You never belonged with us,
01:18:14and now it's your turn to go.
01:18:16I played you, and I won.
01:18:19This has nothing to do with you.
01:18:22Oh, honey.
01:18:24This has everything to do with me.
01:18:31I planted the camera in your room,
01:18:34and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:18:38And then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:18:43And then I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:18:46And then I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:18:50You thought you were better than me.
01:18:53But I always win.
01:18:56All I fucking do is win.
01:19:01A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:19:13Mom, I saved the house.
01:19:17It's too late.
01:19:24Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:19:28Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:19:32That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:19:34You lose everything.
01:19:37Oh, God.
01:19:47Can I help you?
01:19:49What are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:52My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:19:56I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:20:01Do you need anything?
01:20:09I have a big tip for you.
01:20:12Seriously?
01:20:13Seriously?
01:20:16Smile more.
01:20:25This money feels dirty.
01:20:27I never want to see this check again.
01:20:40Miss me?
01:20:44Miss me?
01:20:51Get lost.
01:20:53I deserve that.
01:20:57Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?
01:21:00And I think you'll really like it.
01:21:06Is this the deed to my house?
01:21:08Yeah.
01:21:10This morning I bought it.
01:21:13You bought my house from under us?
01:21:16Look at the name on the title.
01:21:19Oh, my God.
01:21:22You put it under my name.
01:21:24It's yours, Jules.
01:21:26It's all yours.
01:21:28But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:21:33Another condition?
01:21:35What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:38Sleep with your boss? Drug your mom?
01:21:41No.
01:21:43But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:21:53And at 8pm.
01:21:55And I want you to wear this.
01:22:09What are you doing here?
01:22:11Noah told me to come.
01:22:13Really?
01:22:15Oh, how pathetic.
01:22:17Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:22:22He's proposing to you?
01:22:24When did you two get back together?
01:22:26Well, it's not official yet.
01:22:28But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:22:32And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:22:36I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:22:40Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:22:44Mia! Jules!
01:22:47I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:22:49Why did you invite me here?
01:22:51To watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:53Propose?
01:22:55Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:57Oh, please. The big question.
01:23:00Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:23:03Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:23:09How did you know about that?
01:23:11Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:23:14And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:23:17You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:23:21Okay, fine.
01:23:23Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:23:28But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:23:31What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:23:33Actually, that's my job.
01:23:35Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:23:38What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:41These are not what they're for.
01:23:43Dad! Daddy!
01:23:45Bye, Mia.
01:23:49If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:23:54That's not why I invited you here.
01:23:59Everybody!
01:24:02What is he doing?
01:24:06I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:24:13And here are my secrets.
01:24:17I scream when I see spiders.
01:24:19I do.
01:24:21And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:24:28And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:24:31Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:24:34And I have one more secret.
01:24:37Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:24:44And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:24:46Right here in front of everybody.
01:24:48I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:24:53Yes, Noah. I'll be your girlfriend.
01:24:57Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:59It's part of your charm.
01:25:01I love you.
01:25:02I love you right back.
01:25:03I love you.
01:25:11Everybody, let's get this party started!