• 2 days ago
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00:00Siri, cancel 5-minute crafts right now.
00:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:04How are you gonna get rid of it?
00:05I know.
00:06Ah, she just flicks her hair and it's gone.
00:09Unless you're sleeping.
00:12I guess it's kinda fun.
00:13No, if you have a burn.
00:15They really like just squeezing that aloe.
00:18It's making me uncomfortable.
00:21Actually, they're satisfied.
00:23They're looking for a satisfying action look right now.
00:27And up.
00:28Okay, and clean.
00:31You could also use water.
00:34Yes, maybe.
00:35She's like, no, I need to cut open my aloe plant.
00:38You don't understand.
00:39I'm a holistic medicine practitioner.
00:43Oh my gosh, you fell over?
00:44Let me get the aloe plant and heal you.
00:48No, it's fine.
00:49It's just a small scratch.
00:51Let me get my aloe plant.
00:53Let me.
00:54Let me be healthy.
00:58I saw it on Vogue.
01:02You know, they give a big credit to the aloe.
01:06Yeah, no, I'm not saying it's not good.
01:09I'm just saying that problems, it can't solve world crisis.
01:14Can you imagine?
01:15Nobody tried just.
01:16It's like, yeah, they need to do a Pepsi commercial
01:18where they solve all the world's problems, but with aloe.
01:22Yeah, so try it.
01:24Butter.
01:24It's a business model.
01:27Essential oil.
01:28Which one?
01:29There's so many different kinds.
01:33Now we have a nice foam.
01:34Is it like a face?
01:35Oh, hair cream.
01:37For what?
01:37To make it.
01:38I guess it makes it softer.
01:40Yeah, to make it to make it all slimy and gross.
01:43This is a really good hack to get your hair really slimy and gross.
01:47Yeah, but the shot is.
01:52Yeah, baby.
01:54There's actually a really good drink.
01:56Has little chunks of aloe in it, and it's sweet.
01:59It's like kind of a soft drink, but I would highly recommend it.
02:01If you haven't had it before.
02:04Okay, but what do you think?
02:07Where he?
02:08Oh, hey, then what marks?
02:14Okay, so let's take it rid of some stretch marks.
02:17And I think it's not from the first time when you use it.
02:23Yeah, like you'd have to use it over a long time, right?
02:25Yeah, 60 years.
02:28Yeah, you'd have to start when you're a baby and you have nothing there.
02:32So why?
02:36There was no reason they didn't give a reason for why she did that.
02:40Maybe cool it down or something.
02:43I don't know if I want that texture in my private areas, my private regions.
02:49I don't know.
02:49Maybe it's refreshing.
02:51Maybe it's refreshing.
02:52Yeah, maybe you're right.
02:53But it's helpful for sure.
02:55Yeah, there's a lot of hacks around aloe.
02:58You should just like coat yourself in aloe all the time.
03:02Yeah, like every day.
03:03Walk into the office, sit down.
03:06Box tries to shake your hand.
03:09It's nice.
03:10But can you imagine the bath with aloe, this squeezy thing, you know?
03:15The bath with aloe would be nice.
03:16Yeah, you will get younger after this for sure.
03:21Besides some of these hacks.
03:23Wow, this is like a lipstick, right?
03:28Easy removal.
03:29Okay, what else is aloe good for?
03:31Blending?
03:32Why?
03:33Sugar?
03:34Why?
03:35Coconut?
03:36What?
03:36Why?
03:37Okay, so we're blending it all together.
03:39Nice green Shrek mixture.
03:42And now you have slime.
03:44Slime for your gi.
03:45Yeah.
03:48The residue?
03:49Yes.
03:50Okay.
03:50I believe that it could work.
03:52You believe it?
03:52Yeah.
03:53Okay.
03:53You believe it or not, I believe it.
03:55No.
03:56So, oh, look at this shape.
03:59Right as a leap of faith.
04:00It was nice.
04:01Yeah.
04:01Okay, so now we have some aloe mixture.
04:05Nice, gross sliminess.
04:06Yeah, this is gross.
04:08I like aloe, but at the same time, it is pretty gross.
04:11Well, I'm not sure.
04:15Unnecessary.
04:15What?
04:15Unnecessary.
04:16Cancel.
04:17Cancel 5-Minute Crafts right now.
04:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
04:20How are you going to get rid of it?
04:21I know.
04:22Ah, she just flicks her hair and it's gone.
04:24It hit the wall, though.
04:27It hit her friend in the face.
04:30Cow of teeth.
04:31Yeah.
04:31Gone, but, you know.
04:32That's okay.
04:33That's okay.
04:36Again, there isn't a good word.
04:38Aloe can help you.
04:39I mean.
04:40I think aloe could help you do your taxes.
04:44I think aloe could probably help you find a job.
04:47Aloe could give you all of the support that your father never did.
04:52Yeah, you can play baseball.
04:54Yeah, you can play catch with aloe.
04:56You can have, if you never had a best friend, aloe is your best friend now.
05:01It's that simple.
05:02Yeah.
05:03Oh, sugar.
05:05Yeah, sugar.
05:07Okay, what are we doing with the sugar now?
05:09I don't know if sugar is good for your hair, honestly.
05:11Me neither.
05:12It's good for her hair.
05:14It's, it's, no, it's for cleaning, you know.
05:18You remove your old skin with sugar and aloe.
05:22It's like a.
05:23I didn't know it was a thing.
05:25I would have thought like salt.
05:26It's like a scrub.
05:27Yeah, that makes sense.
05:31So.
05:33But I would be tempted to eat it.
05:35If it's sugary, you know, if it tastes good.
05:39You need to try it.
05:40I guess I need to try it.
05:41I wouldn't suggest you, but.
05:43Don't tell me what to do.
05:45I'm going to try it.
05:47Okay, okay.
05:49Okay, moisturizer.
05:50Nice.
05:51I want to see more applications.
05:52I want to see more, like.
05:54I want to see more deep problems that it's solving.
05:57Okay.
05:57You know what I mean?
05:58Yeah, I know, I know.
06:00Like you just had a fight with your roommate and you need to resolve it.
06:04And the only way to do that is aloe.
06:05Yeah.
06:07The world has more problems than just stretchy marks, you know.
06:11Yeah, exactly.
06:12Exactly.
06:14So find a way how you can solve it with aloe.
06:19Sometimes you just need a friendly aloe.
06:23That's all.
06:24So how many jokes we can.
06:26Horrible, it's so bad.
06:28Okay, so we got more aloe, more lips, more aloe.
06:32With side face.
06:33Okay, she looks busy.
06:35Oh, no teeth are dirty from drinking coffee.
06:40That happens, that happens.
06:41You know what a good life hack is?
06:43For when your teeth are dirty after you drink coffee.
06:45You can go to the bathroom and rinse your mouth out.
06:47Theoretically, anything can happen.
06:49I'm sitting here as an expert.
06:52It's just my feeling, I'm not an expert.
06:54Okay.
06:55I'm just expressing myself.
06:57Get rid of dark underarms with turmeric and aloe.
07:00Okay.
07:00Okay, nice, cute.
07:02That's nice.
07:03Wow.
07:03Oh, I want to put that in my mouth.
07:08All right, beeswax.
07:09Mind your own beeswax.
07:11Beeswax.
07:12Beeswax.
07:14Okay, looks pretty cool.
07:16What are we doing with it?
07:17Is it like mascara?
07:18Ah, yeah.
07:19Wow.
07:20Natural mascara.
07:22That's how they used to do it in the olden days.
07:24When they would go out to the olden clubs and listen to olden Kanye.
07:32In the olden days.
07:35In the olden Lamborghinis with horses.
07:38With horses, yeah.
07:41There is one horsepower.
07:43Yeah, literally just one horsepower because it's one horse.
07:46Unless you're really rich and you have two horses.
07:49Two horsepower.
07:51Fast and furious, it could be.
07:53Exactly.
07:55This is weird.
07:58So what are we doing with this concoction?
08:01This reminds me of when I was a kid and I used to make potions.
08:04So I used to go to like different restaurants and stuff.
08:07You know how they have the...
08:08They have like different types of soft drinks that you can put the thing under.
08:14So I would get all of those, mix them all together.
08:17And then I would get like soap and like different random things like ketchup.
08:21And like cheese, whatever I could find and just mix it all together.
08:25And I would go up to my mom and I'd be like, I made a potion.
08:28And she obviously, she never drank it, which made me so sad.
08:33Oh, you make a prank for your mom?
08:36No, it wasn't a prank.
08:37I thought I made a magic potion.
08:38Ah, did you taste it yourself?
08:40No, no.
08:42It's from my mom.
08:45Okay, so this is for dark underarms.
08:47Okay, okay.
08:48This really works.
08:50I don't know.
08:50I don't think so.
08:53Giving your aloe a nice massage.
08:57Honey.
08:58Relax the aloe.
08:59Relax the aloe.
09:01Let it slide out.
09:03Okay, we have some lips.
09:06Boom.
09:08Bash, bosh.
09:10Okay, here we go.
09:12Bob's your uncle.
09:13Yeah.
09:14Okay, so more aloe.
09:15What are we doing with this aloe?
09:17We're putting...
09:18What is this?
09:18I don't know.
09:21What is that?
09:21Ah, okay.
09:22So now we have brown stuff.
09:23I wish they said what it was though.
09:25Looked like pepper.
09:26I wouldn't put that next to my eye.
09:27Yes, yes.
09:28It looks like pepper.
09:30Okay.
09:30But it's some magic power.
09:32Nice skin powder.
09:36Okay.
09:37Literally radiant.
09:39Okay.
09:40Ooh.
09:42Yeah, that's good stuff.
09:43I like the shape of it a lot.
09:45I like...
09:46It's a satisfying plant for sure.
09:48Ooh, that's kind of cool.
09:50Ooh, there's a lot of action.
09:51One hour.
09:53And...
09:53That seems like a long time to just be like...
09:57It's actually...
09:58It works.
10:00Okay.
10:01Okay, we're putting makeup.
10:03Makeup powder.
10:04Okay.
10:05For me.
10:06And what?
10:07I don't know.
10:08Give us more though.
10:09More reactions.
10:10Like right now.

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