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00:00Let's introduce today's members.
00:02First of all, it's your first time participating in Jock Lock.
00:05Congratulations.
00:10Well, at the M1 Grand Prix,
00:13I announced that I would be more interesting.
00:19It's been about two weeks since then.
00:21I'll show you how interesting people will be in two weeks.
00:26That's great.
00:29It's true that people suddenly become interesting.
00:31That's right.
00:33The king of the night is...
00:36Last month, the M1 warriors who had a fierce battle gathered.
00:4210th place, Mama Tart.
00:459th place, Jock Lock.
00:48And the runner-up, Batteries.
00:52The king of the night has lost the last time, so he feels frustrated.
00:55I want to be the king of the night.
01:01I think he's going to say something.
01:05In addition, the goldfish leader, Hodo, who made the venue boil in the rematch,
01:09was warned in the first round.
01:13I've done it.
01:15I've burned everything.
01:18The king of the night, the M1 warrior,
01:22Taira Shunketsu Special.
01:25The king of the night this week,
01:28I received a message from Mr. Okura.
01:33This M1 was also interesting.
01:35Batteries was interesting.
01:38Please stay as stupid as ever.
01:42People will grow.
01:45It's stupid.
01:48Let's go.
01:50Zao, start.
01:52It's started.
01:54It's started.
01:59Heavy metal.
02:03Heavy metal.
02:05Heavy metal.
02:07Heavy metal.
02:09Zao,
02:11Today, you will be singing,
02:13imitating,
02:15and singing.
02:17Zao,
02:19Zao,
02:21Zao,
02:23Zao,
02:25Zao,
02:27Zao,
02:29Zao,
02:31Let's have a one-minute talk.
02:37Why did you decide to have a one-minute talk?
02:40I was praised by Mr. Koyamushi.
02:44I'll show you.
02:47I wanted to sit a little longer.
02:50I wanted to sit a little longer.
02:54The opening match of the M1 Special
02:56is the first time for the king of the night,
02:59Hima Otsuru and Mamataru Suwaritai.
03:02A one-minute talk showdown.
03:06When I was in college,
03:09the end of the pandemic was approaching.
03:12When it was normal,
03:14I could participate in Zoom,
03:16or I could come to the classroom.
03:18There was a class like that.
03:20Those who participated remotely
03:22had a big monitor in the back of the classroom,
03:25and a room was displayed there.
03:28I was staying at home,
03:30so I didn't have any friends.
03:32I thought everyone would take classes remotely at home.
03:35I thought everyone would take classes remotely at home.
03:38It seemed that everyone was eating together that day.
03:41It seemed that everyone was eating together that day.
03:44Everyone except me took classes in the classroom,
03:47and my house was displayed on the big monitor.
03:50and my house was displayed on the big monitor.
03:53I was like the host of a death game.
03:56That's good.
03:58As expected of the president.
04:02Now, let's start the one-minute talk showdown.
04:08On my way home the other day,
04:10I really wanted to go pee.
04:12I got home,
04:14and I thought I was just in time,
04:16so I went into the door,
04:18and I was going to take off my pants in front of the toilet,
04:20but I got caught, and my pants didn't come off.
04:22I was like, ah!
04:24Even though I was in front of the toilet,
04:26all the pee came off.
04:28I thought it was pathetic.
04:30I thought it was pathetic.
04:32As I was peeing,
04:34more and more pee was flowing to the door.
04:36That's when I realized for the first time
04:38that my house was tilting.
04:43You're the one who tilted it.
04:45All the pee was flowing to the door.
04:49Which one is it?
04:51This one.
04:53You're the one who tilted it.
04:55I didn't expect this to be the end.
05:01The second round of the showdown
05:03between Furuichi, the manager of KINGYO,
05:05and Tanoe,
05:07who also fought in the M-1 rematch.
05:09Tanoe, please.
05:12I'll go with Dogeza.
05:14Dogeza.
05:16Tanoe, why did you choose Dogeza
05:18for your first appearance?
05:20It's a life full of apologizing.
05:23That's right.
05:27For example, if Tanoe,
05:29who won the first place in the M-1,
05:31were to apologize to his friend,
05:33he would have to apologize
05:35for his past mistakes.
05:37Let's begin.
05:39First up is Tanoe's Dogeza.
05:47Dad, Mom,
05:49I was born as the eldest son of the Tanoe family.
05:51I failed my middle school entrance exam.
05:53I failed my high school entrance exam.
05:55I failed my college entrance exam.
05:57I failed my college entrance exam
05:59and failed my NSC exam.
06:01I failed my NSC exam twice.
06:03I'm sorry.
06:05That's really bad.
06:07It's true.
06:09It's a life full of apologizing.
06:11That's great.
06:13Do it at home.
06:16Next up,
06:18Dogeza.
06:26A few years ago,
06:28when I was playing baseball in Osaka,
06:30my opponent's team,
06:32Master Masato Satomi,
06:34was a pitcher.
06:36Master Masato Satomi
06:38said,
06:41Don't steal the ball.
06:43Don't steal the ball.
06:45That's bad.
06:47The winner is,
06:49which team?
06:51Daro.
06:56Tanoe apologized a lot.
06:58That's right.
07:00He ruined my life.
07:02Let's begin.
07:04Tanoe's Dogeza.
07:11When I was working part-time at a hotel,
07:13I was told off for being rude.
07:15I lied and apologized.
07:17I'm sorry.
07:20That's bad.
07:22It's a chance to get a part-time job.
07:24That's right.
07:26Next up,
07:28Dogeza.
07:35Two years ago,
07:37in the M-1 Grand Prix,
07:39my opponent forgot to
07:41put on his entry sticker.
07:43I'm sorry.
07:45I forgot to put it on.
07:48You should apologize.
07:50I'm sorry.
07:52The winner is,
07:54which team?
07:56Tanoe.
08:00I spend a lot of money
08:02on my parents.
08:04I want to get a part-time job.
08:06I'm sorry.
08:10Let's continue.
08:12Music, start.
08:25First appearance,
08:27Minowa-kun.
08:29Let's take a look.
08:31I'll pretend to be someone else.
08:35Why did you pretend to be someone else?
08:37I wanted to fight with Ace.
08:39I'm glad.
08:41I can't get close to Zao
08:43if I don't do that.
08:45I see.
08:47Ace, what do you think?
08:49You're close to me
08:51just by pretending to be someone else.
08:53I'm sorry.
08:57Today, Ace, who won the M-1 Grand Prix,
08:59will fight Minowa,
09:01the goldfish captain,
09:03for the first time.
09:07Music, start.
09:13Let's begin.
09:15Minowa's impersonation.
09:17Go ahead.
09:19Well,
09:21if I used my right hand,
09:23I wouldn't have had to
09:25wait for you for 40 minutes.
09:27I'm sorry.
09:35It's not that long.
09:37That's great.
09:45Let's continue.
09:47Ace's impersonation.
09:49Go ahead.
09:57Give me 60 coins.
10:05The winner is...
10:07Who will it be?
10:09I'll go first.
10:15Even so,
10:17the woman who waited for 40 minutes
10:19is a good person.
10:21Ace lost.
10:23What do you think?
10:25I'm sorry.
10:27I shouldn't have taken this
10:29because it's cool.
10:31That's what I mean.
10:37The M-1 Grand Prix winner,
10:39Batteries, lost in a duo
10:41and had to fight four times.
10:43For the first time,
10:45the jock rocker, Fukumoto,
10:47will fight for example.
10:49Go ahead.
10:51Imitation police.
10:55Police!
10:57If you know how scary this gun is,
10:59please raise your hand!
11:05On the plane,
11:07the doctor asked
11:09if there was a doctor in the plane.
11:11The doctor in the economy class raised his hand.
11:21That's embarrassing.
11:25As a result,
11:27the jock rocker, Fukumoto,
11:29took advantage of his personality
11:31and won.
11:33Let's go.
11:35Music, start.
11:47Batteries.
11:49What is this?
11:53I'm sorry.
11:59What should I do?
12:01Himan and Oogiri.
12:07The goldfish boss, Minowa,
12:09will continue to be the ace
12:11and defeat Otsuru Himan?
12:13That's right.
12:17What is the song of Wada Akiko and Doremi?
12:19Please think about it.
12:21Of course,
12:23it can be one of them.
12:25It can be all of them.
12:29Let's go.
12:31First, Minowa, Oogiri.
12:33What is the song of Wada Akiko and Doremi?
12:37Do is Do.
12:39Re is Re.
12:41Mi is Mi.
12:43How many times do I have to tell you, Katsumata?
12:49Let's go.
12:51Otsuru Himan, Oogiri.
12:53What is the song of Wada Akiko and Doremi?
12:57Do is Do.
12:59If you just say Do,
13:01people will follow you.
13:07Who is the winner?
13:09Here.
13:15But if it's this,
13:17I think it's Do.
13:19Minowa,
13:21you did well.
13:23From now on,
13:25I want you to wipe me off.
13:27I want you to wipe me off.
13:29I didn't do that.
13:31I'm sorry.
13:33I'm sorry.
13:35I'm sorry.
13:37This is a heart.
13:39What are you doing with your heart?
13:41I just got a heart.
13:43I'm sorry.
13:49Minowa's heart
13:51won the 6th round.
13:53Otsuru Himan,
13:55who couldn't sit down,
13:57won the first round.
14:03Otsuru Himan vs. Pocchari Takino
14:05Who will be the winner?
14:09Oogiri Battle
14:13What is the characteristic of Aho Aho Fudo
14:15and Aho Man Shop?
14:17Please think about it.
14:23It's an orthodox and good topic.
14:31Aren't you from Aho Man Shop?
14:33I'm not from Aho Man Shop.
14:39Oogiri Battle
14:41What is the characteristic of Aho Aho Fudo
14:43and Aho Man Shop?
14:47It's not outside the window.
14:49It's pointing inwards.
14:57Oogiri Battle
14:59What is the characteristic
15:01of Aho Aho Fudo
15:03and Aho Man Shop?
15:05I think it's 1 DK and 1 Donkey Kong.
15:13Who will be the winner?
15:15I'll go first.
15:23What do you think of A.C.E?
15:27There are a lot of interesting people.
15:29It's a good world.
15:33Let's start the music.
15:41It's a battle between
15:43Mama Tart and Jock Rock.
15:55I've seen it before.
15:59I can't sit down.
16:01Jock Rock and his partner are sitting down.
16:03Of course.
16:05Do you want to do an impression?
16:11He's gotten worse since 2 weeks ago.
16:13He's clearly getting better.
16:15Let's do it.
16:17Let's go.
16:21Yujiro is getting better since the final of M-1.
16:23It's his first battle.
16:25Today, he'll do an impression
16:27of Jock Rock and Jock Rock.
16:33He's been bullied too much.
16:35He's getting better.
16:37He's getting better.
16:39He's getting better.
16:41He's getting better.
16:43He's getting better.
16:51He's not getting any better.
16:53He's too scared to do it.
16:55Let's do it.
16:57It's an impression of Yujiro.
16:59Let's go.
17:09B-class gourmet Grand Prix?
17:17Who will be the winner?
17:19Who will be the winner?
17:21The winner is...
17:23Amazing.
17:25He's winning a lot.
17:27Yujiro.
17:29People can't be funny for 2 weeks.
17:31They can.
17:37The winner of the semi-final is...
17:39These three.
17:41Two of them are Mamatarts.
17:43Iwara won't fight.
17:45If he doesn't fight in the next match,
17:47he'll be the winner of the
17:49first round of December
17:51of 2024.
17:53He'll be able to
17:55reenact the match between me and Wakita.
17:57Did that happen?
17:59Did that happen?
18:01Yes, it did.
18:03Actually,
18:05I don't really remember
18:07the past Zao.
18:09I remember
18:11the legendary meeting
18:13with Yasuko 2 years ago.
18:15There's no footage of that.
18:17Let's go.
18:19Iwara vs. Mamatarts
18:31Iwara vs. Mamatarts
18:33Iwara vs. Mamatarts
18:35Who will go first?
18:37Well...
18:43It's Uta.
18:45It's Uta.
18:47Mamatarts will fight in the final.
18:49Mamatarts will fight in the final.
18:51The final is a super battle
18:53between Jockrock and Mamatarts.
18:55Wait a minute.
18:57Mamatarts will fight in the final.
18:59Mamatarts will fight in the final.
19:01Who will go first?
19:03Who will go first?
19:07March 11th, Zao Budokan Live.
19:09Zao Budokan Live.
19:11The strongest player on the market
19:13will be participating in the match.
19:15Super Hansen!
19:17Check out the official website.
19:19See you under the onion.
19:21See you under the onion.
19:25M1 finalist Mamatarts
19:27will sing a duet.
19:29I'll add a song
19:31to the song.
19:33Mamatarts vs. Zao Budokan Live
19:35Mamatarts vs. Zao Budokan Live
19:37Mamatarts vs. Zao Budokan Live
19:39Mamatarts vs. Zao Budokan Live
19:41Mamatarts vs. Zao Budokan Live
19:43Mamatarts vs. Zao Budokan Live
19:45Mamatarts vs. Zao Budokan Live
19:47Mamatarts vs. Zao Budokan Live
19:59First up, we have a song by
20:01Tsumugo Lewis.
20:05The reason for signing up on the computer
20:09Oh
20:39Ah
21:09The winner of the M-1 Special is Fukumoto from HIWARA VS.
21:17Fukumoto, you are here for the first time. How do you feel?
21:22Actually, HIWARA is my senior as an entertainer.
21:26When I was a college student and he was a high school student,
21:29I met him at an off-campus meeting.
21:31What?
21:32He was a member of GEPPA LAND and I was a member of MIDNIGHT QUEEN.
21:36And he won the tournament.
21:39That's amazing.
21:42The two craftsmen have gone through a lot.
21:45MIDNIGHT QUEEN is leading the battle.
21:51Who will take over the throne tonight?
21:57On March 11th, ZAO Budokan LIVE
22:00NEZUKO
22:01The strongest players in history will participate one after another.
22:06Let's go.
22:07Check the official website.
22:09See you under the onion.
22:15Who will sit at the top of the M-1 warriors?
22:19The final battle between Fukumoto VS. Mamataro and HIWARA.
22:23Bintak showdown.
22:26Who will sit at the top of the M-1 warriors?
22:28Hey, my friend from college.
22:31Don't call an entertainer who is working a part-time job as a wedding gift.
22:37Why? We are friends.
22:40I can't breathe.
22:43It's a matter of money.
22:44Let's start.
22:46Mamataro and HIWARA's Bintak showdown.
22:51When I made a mistake in the M-1 showdown,
22:56I was told that I made a mistake.
22:59After that, I was told that I made a mistake.
23:04I was told that I made a mistake.
23:10ZAO is the winner.
23:12ZAO, which school did you go to?
23:14High school.
23:17Mamataro and HIWARA beat ZAO.
23:21Congratulations.
23:26How do you feel now?
23:28Two years ago, Yasuko said,
23:31Everyone looks strong. Who should I choose?
23:33HIWARA, give me a minute.
23:34I was killed in an instant.
23:37It was terrible at that time.
23:41It was terrible at that time.
23:44Let's listen.
23:46Yujiro, how was it?
23:50Fukumoto-san,
23:53Let's make it more interesting.
23:56Five years later, I will be a member of the association.
24:02It's hard to laugh.
24:04March 11th, ZAO Budokan Live.
24:07I'm the champion.
24:09ZAO Budokan Live.
24:11ZAO Budokan Live.
24:13ZAO Budokan Live.
24:15ZAO Budokan Live.
24:17ZAO Budokan Live.
24:18ZAO Budokan Live.
24:19ZAO Budokan Live.