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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:27The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:31A dead end? You mean nothing at all?
00:00:34Have you considered that perhaps she's already left L.A.?
00:00:37You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:39I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:41I was so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:46No, no, no. Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay? Bye.
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00:03:10Don't come.
00:03:11We'll nag at you every time I miss you.
00:03:12You think I don't miss you nobody bothers me.
00:03:13Sorry I'm late again.
00:03:14I'll call you.
00:03:15Hey, mom.
00:03:16Aren't you going to be late?
00:03:17Oh crap.
00:03:18Okay I'm going to go soon.
00:03:19Cynthia will be here okay?
00:03:20Be good.
00:03:21Okay.
00:03:22What will she do without me?
00:03:29Oh my god! What have you done? Do you have any idea how much this dress costs?
00:03:37I'm so sorry. I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:41You have a nice face. Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:45Trying to claw your way into high society, I see.
00:03:48Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out, but I can get it cleaned for you
00:03:52if you'd like.
00:03:53Clean it? Of course you lower class people wouldn't get it.
00:03:57You think you can clean the dress? With what, your dish soap?
00:04:01My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me.
00:04:17Raymond? Interesting. I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond.
00:04:24A pity, considering your mother is more into people like someone of my status.
00:04:28You Calvins need my family. Alicia, it's not the other way around.
00:04:32It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.
00:04:35Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage, I don't care which chick you screw.
00:04:42I'll let you off the hook this time. There won't be a next.
00:04:46I'm sorry, excuse me. Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:54I... I don't think so.
00:04:57Right, of course. Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else. Carry on.
00:05:05Miranda? Miranda.
00:05:11Wow, Miranda. And here I thought you ran off in a lope with that old rich guy you met six years ago.
00:05:19Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.
00:05:22Why bother coming back to L.A.? Did you find another target?
00:05:25Who's the poor old soul this time for little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:28Miranda, what are you...
00:05:31Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink? Chardonnay?
00:05:36Sure.
00:05:38Don't think Patrick's gonna come crawling back to you just because you're back.
00:05:42We are engaged and expecting.
00:05:45Congratulations, that's none of my business. Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:50If you take one look at my fiancé, I will make your life a living hell. Do you understand?
00:05:56Let go of me.
00:06:01You're fired.
00:06:02What? Why?
00:06:03Do you know who you just insulted? That's the daughter of the Calvin family.
00:06:07But didn't she say she'll let it slide? It was an accident.
00:06:10Miss Alicia might be fine with it, but we're not.
00:06:13This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company. Do you understand?
00:06:18Please, sir, give me another chance. I can't lose this job.
00:06:22You know, I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.
00:06:27If you are serious about this position, meet me at my place tonight.
00:06:32I may reconsider based on a performance review.
00:06:38In your dreams, perv.
00:06:49I'm sorry, excuse me. Have we met somewhere before?
00:06:59Sir, your mother just called. She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.
00:07:03Tell her I don't need one.
00:07:05I know, but she's already...
00:07:06Steve, can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:07:11I'm trying to get some peace and quiet, and I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing around my life. Do you understand?
00:07:16Yes, sir. I'll try.
00:07:24What am I going to do? Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:07:29King's mansion stay is looking for a household maid, six hours a day, 10k per month.
00:07:47You do have an impressive academic record, but since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree,
00:07:53how about handling some administrative tasks?
00:07:56Really?
00:07:57Only on a trial basis, though. You can start today.
00:08:03Great. I need to get this signed by the client.
00:08:06Yes. Right away, sir. I will not let you down.
00:08:16How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate project coming along?
00:08:19We've made good progress on the initial designs. Now we're waiting on the second draft.
00:08:23When's the submission?
00:08:24It's today, sir. Someone should be here shortly.
00:08:27Blanc is not coming?
00:08:29I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:08:38Yeah, send her in.
00:08:42Newbie.
00:08:47You?
00:08:49You?
00:08:54You?
00:08:56Sir, do you know her?
00:08:58Yes.
00:09:01No?
00:09:03We just met yesterday. That's it.
00:09:07You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm?
00:09:10Yeah. Yes.
00:09:19So, first you show up to my banquet as a waitress, and now you are in my office as Blanca's representative.
00:09:28Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:31And I suggest that you be honest.
00:09:33This, uh, this is just a weird coincidence.
00:09:37Are you a spy?
00:09:38What? No. I just work two jobs.
00:09:49Well, how about you tell Blanca that I no longer need your services?
00:09:56What?
00:09:58No. My boss will fire me.
00:10:00That's not my problem.
00:10:02Wait. No.
00:10:05Miss, I have to ask you to leave.
00:10:07No. No. This is, this is my first day. Please. I need the money.
00:10:11No. No. This is, this is my first day. Please. I need the money.
00:10:15You're beautiful, and you seem smart.
00:10:19So, tell me.
00:10:24Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:30Let's go.
00:10:31Call someone to take her out too.
00:10:33Yes, sir.
00:10:42What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:55Good grief. Your first day of work and you blew it with my top client.
00:10:59Miranda, you are fired.
00:11:03Get out of my face!
00:11:24Congratulations, Miranda.
00:11:26We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible.
00:11:29Yes, of course.
00:11:31Mrs. King, thank you so much. I will do my best to serve you.
00:11:35Oh, you won't be working for me. You'll be serving my son, Raymond.
00:11:39Raymond? Like the Raymond King from the K-Group?
00:11:43Mmm, this is his home.
00:11:54Try and smile while I'm there. You watch me now a little bit.
00:12:09Finally, I got Kirk's tuition.
00:12:12Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:12:29Damn it!
00:12:40Oh, Jesus!
00:12:50Why is my phone wet?
00:12:59Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.
00:13:02Yes, sir.
00:13:03Yes, sir.
00:13:06And about the new maid, sir...
00:13:08Take care of her yourself.
00:13:14I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:13:17But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents.
00:13:24But I was just on my...
00:13:25There's nothing I can do.
00:13:28Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.
00:13:31We can work out a payment plan.
00:13:35What are you doing in my house?
00:13:42I'm working, or I was.
00:13:46So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:52Well, let's see. Your date that night cost me my job as a waitress, and you got me fired from the interior design firm, and now I'm here.
00:14:02And now you're firing me from this job, too. I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:14:09It's okay.
00:14:11I understand. I'll leave now.
00:14:16Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:22Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:24About the banquet and the office...
00:14:28Genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:31How about this? You can work your shift here as my maid, and double as my assistant at the K-Group office.
00:14:38I'll even double your pay.
00:14:41Really?
00:14:43Thank you. Thank you so much.
00:14:46Okay.
00:14:53Okay.
00:15:01She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago. Didn't finish her degree. Now works part-time here and there, and she recently moved back to L.A. with her five-year-old son.
00:15:13Who is she? And who sent her?
00:15:16Look, I want details. Specifically, who she associates with. Somebody hired her to spy on me. Granted, she's not very good.
00:15:29Sir?
00:15:31She's up to something, for sure. I've got her working both in my home and in my office. So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.
00:15:41Yes, sir. And one last thing. Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later.
00:15:48Patrick and Blair. I'll be there.
00:15:54Yes, sir.
00:16:11Never thought I'd see you like this. What are you, a maid?
00:16:17Hey, where are you going? Aren't you going to peel it for me? Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:16:30That's more like it.
00:16:32Excuse me.
00:16:42Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:16:45Of course, I'm just watering the plants, see?
00:16:57Aren't you going to cut my fruit?
00:17:00Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.
00:17:03What are you talking about?
00:17:05Miranda! What were you thinking?
00:17:08Sir, I will get you a towel.
00:17:13So?
00:17:15I am so sorry.
00:17:17Why didn't you stop by the K-Group like I asked you to?
00:17:21Because I've been thinking about you.
00:17:24I've been thinking about you, too.
00:17:26So?
00:17:28I am so sorry.
00:17:30Why didn't you stop by the K-Group like I asked you to?
00:17:34Because I've been busy. I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:17:37Oh, okay, so it's my fault now?
00:17:39No, no, not at all.
00:17:42You know, I would stay sharp if I was you, because spy game isn't for everyone.
00:17:51You know what? I've had just about enough of your attitude. I quit.
00:18:00We'll be back. Your little spy game isn't over.
00:18:08Raymond, you're all wet. Let me help you.
00:18:11Don't. Don't touch me.
00:18:20Okay, you can do this. You're a mother, Miranda. You can do this for Kirk, for a better life.
00:18:27I can handle it myself. Where's Patrick?
00:18:30I don't know. He's not here yet.
00:18:32Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:39Three, two, one.
00:18:45Welcome back. Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:18:50Raymond, please allow me to prepare you a new outfit. Do you have a preference?
00:18:56Anyone will do.
00:19:02I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier, and I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:19:10Well, keep this up and I might consider it.
00:19:15Miranda?
00:19:17Miranda?
00:19:19Hey, cousin.
00:19:23Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.
00:19:28Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:31She's just a maid.
00:19:36Hello? Yes.
00:19:38What? Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:41Okay, okay, fine. Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:19:47Okay.
00:19:55Here you go.
00:19:58You're being rude.
00:20:01Oh, you can always quit, you know. No one's stopping you.
00:20:06My apologies. Your wallet, sir.
00:20:09Much better.
00:20:11Oh, and another thing. Ignore Patrick and Blair. You work for me.
00:20:29I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:20:33How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:35Drop the act.
00:20:36You think I don't know what you're up to, trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:41I-
00:20:42Patrick's with me now. So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:45You've always been a gold digger, even back at school. Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:20:53I'm warning you. Stay away from the King family.
00:20:56If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:20:59You should be focusing on your Patrick, not making googly eyes at other men.
00:21:06I'm sorry.
00:21:14Miranda.
00:21:17If you need money, I can lend you some. You don't have to work here.
00:21:21Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:26Stop it! You're gonna get me fired. You're a guest here.
00:21:29You left without saying a word. Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy, but was that a lie?
00:21:35What really happened? I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:39It doesn't matter anymore. You and Blair are engaged. There's no hope for us.
00:21:44That's not true. I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:21:50Just stop it.
00:21:51Come on, please, Miranda.
00:21:55What the hell is going on here?
00:22:00You're supposed to be making beds, not getting in them.
00:22:06You are fired. Get the hell out of here.
00:22:16Mommy will find a new job. Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:30Ugh.
00:22:45Hey, son, what's up?
00:22:46Miranda, I've got a gig for you. A waiter at a high-end club, just pouring wine for rich guys. What do you say?
00:22:54I like really rich guys. The kind that tip a lot.
00:23:00How long is the shift?
00:23:01Just a night. A few hours tops. They're hosting a big event downtown and are super short-staffed.
00:23:08Listen, here's the best part. It's $1,500 for one night.
00:23:14$1,500?
00:23:18Okay, I'm in.
00:23:20God, I'm short and I might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:23:23Oh, hey, you're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:25Yes, my name is Miranda. Cyn said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:23:29Yeah, you know what? Forget the drinks. I understand you're on ballet, yeah?
00:23:33Yeah.
00:23:34We need you for something else and we're willing to double your pay.
00:23:38$3,000?
00:23:39Mm-hmm.
00:23:40What do I have to do?
00:23:41Dance.
00:23:42What?
00:23:47Hello and welcome. We hope you enjoy the show.
00:23:53It's just one night. It's just for the money.
00:24:05They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:19That one. Ready?
00:24:24She must be new. I haven't seen her around here before.
00:24:29She's still good, though.
00:24:36Give me a VIP room.
00:24:37Yes, sir. Right away. Anything else?
00:24:40I want that dancer.
00:24:44Ooh, good choice.
00:24:54Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter and the dancing was already, like, a little bit much.
00:24:58This client is willing to pay $5,000.
00:25:01$5,000 for what exactly?
00:25:04Don't worry about it. I know these guys. They're very rich.
00:25:07Just think how lucky you are to be in this position.
00:25:10It's Miranda.
00:25:12It's not a big deal. Just remember to service him very well.
00:25:18And remember, women would line up for miles for this opportunity.
00:25:31Tell me, doll, why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?
00:25:36I, uh, have a scar and it's really gross and disgusting.
00:25:42What a shame. Good thing you got a good figure, though.
00:25:46Yeah. You know, I could get someone else if you prefer.
00:25:49You, uh, see that cutie over there?
00:25:52That's your most distinguished guest tonight.
00:25:55If you, uh, make him happy, he'll get you $8,000.
00:26:02$8,000, not $5,000?
00:26:04To what? Like, pour drinks?
00:26:07Is that what your manager said?
00:26:09Okay, then. Yeah, go in there. Pour him a drink.
00:26:20Let go.
00:26:23Let me see the scar.
00:26:24No, sir. You really don't want to see it.
00:26:32So, you're an exotic dancer now.
00:26:35Tell me, how did your handler find me here?
00:26:38What handler? I work here.
00:26:40Okay, Blair fired me and I needed the money.
00:26:43What?
00:26:46What?
00:26:47I told you to ignore them. You work for me. You remember?
00:26:50Yeah. Well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair when she's screaming in your face.
00:26:54Okay, just let me go. You can keep your $8,000.
00:26:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I cannot get fired from this job, too.
00:27:01They're going to make me pay for these damages. God, Raymond King, why do you make everything worse? Huh?
00:27:05Why are you always buzzing around? Why can't you just...
00:27:08Ow!
00:27:09Stop touching the glass. Here.
00:27:12Look, I'll pay for the damages. Just...
00:27:15Just come back to work at my place.
00:27:18What, you want to rehire me? So you can sleep with me?
00:27:21No. Well, that is a good suggestion.
00:27:24No, no, no. I meant just come work for me.
00:27:27And me alone.
00:27:29No, absolutely not. If I go back and work for you, I'm going to be dead before I'm 30.
00:27:33Hey, no. Hey, look. Everybody has a price.
00:27:36How much did it cost? Hmm?
00:27:38How much did it cost to get you in here with me?
00:27:41Don't mind me. Carry on.
00:27:43Get out!
00:27:45Okay.
00:27:47How much did it cost, Miranda? Just tell me.
00:27:49Okay, fine.
00:27:51$10,000 a day, and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.
00:27:54Deal.
00:27:59Starting today, you belong to me.
00:28:02Starting today, you belong to me.
00:28:09What is wrong with you?
00:28:12Well, I'm assuming that's a yes.
00:28:14Should we send someone to chase her down, or...
00:28:16No, no.
00:28:18She's actually my housemaid.
00:28:21She'll be back.
00:28:24What? You just got rehired, Miranda. Why do you want to quit already?
00:28:29How about you put in a two-week...
00:28:30Please. I can't do this anymore. I'm just here to return this.
00:28:36We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.
00:28:38No, please. This is not worth his time.
00:28:42Turns out you really are Raymond's housemaid.
00:28:46What a plot twist.
00:28:47Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night, but you also shooed him and ran off.
00:28:54I like that.
00:28:55What are you doing here?
00:28:58You know, I think little Raymond is into you.
00:29:01Great, but I'm not interested in him.
00:29:15So, I hear that you want to quit.
00:29:19Alright, well, how about you stop by HR at the K-Group on your way out to set up a court date?
00:29:25You're going to need to set up a payment plan to pay back the sign-on bonus.
00:29:30Why would you let her quit?
00:29:32Raymond, dude, don't you like having a doll like that around as a housemaid?
00:29:36I mean, it was a kind of a weird kink you had with your...
00:29:45I assume you have a good lawyer.
00:29:47Yes.
00:29:48What I was trying to say, she should be living in a luxury house.
00:29:51Driving luxury cars, you know, weighted on hand and foot by servants.
00:29:55Instead, you have her here working as a servant.
00:29:58Why don't you just give it to me?
00:30:00You know, I'll take better care of her and make her happier than you can make her.
00:30:05Alright, alright, I'll stop trying to poach your housemaid.
00:30:08I'm just here to work. I'm not interested in either of you.
00:30:12You're interested in making money, though.
00:30:18You know what? I'm going to go.
00:30:21Okay.
00:30:27Fine.
00:30:38Thought you'd be avoiding me since last night.
00:30:41Working at the club was just a one-time thing.
00:30:44Oh, well, you don't look like a rookie.
00:30:47Oh, so you're experienced. No wonder you're very handy.
00:30:52That's not important.
00:30:53We had a deal last night, you remember?
00:30:58I don't remember agreeing to anything.
00:30:59You remember taking my black card?
00:31:03Get changed.
00:31:07I am not doing some weird roleplay with you.
00:31:10Oh, okay, so you're fantasizing about me now.
00:31:22What's this for?
00:31:23Well, I have a family gathering tonight to celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged, and...
00:31:30I need a date.
00:31:33And you want me?
00:31:34Yes.
00:31:35Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to head home.
00:31:37I have a son to take care of, if you don't remember, and the nanny gets off at six, so find someone else.
00:31:44You work for me.
00:31:46Why would I hire anybody else when I've got you?
00:31:49Because I'm your maid? I mean, what would people think?
00:31:51I'll take care of it. Don't worry.
00:31:54But I have to.
00:31:55Unless... you can think of another way that you'd like to work for me tonight.
00:32:10Fine. Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:19Okay.
00:32:45This is your engagement party, Blair.
00:32:47Don't be impulsive.
00:32:48But Raymond is head of the King family. If Miranda marries him, then I'll be under forever.
00:32:53Okay, even so, you can't go against him. Maybe just not so direct.
00:32:58Patrick is second in line to inherit K Group, and now that I'm his fiancée, I can't let Miranda ruin us.
00:33:05Okay, you need to calm down.
00:33:06Calm down? If Patrick finds out that we set up Miranda to leave him and sent her off to marry that old creep, he'll leave me.
00:33:13I... we... worked so hard to get to where we're at today.
00:33:17If I don't marry into the King family, we'll be bankrupt.
00:33:24Raymond, did you bring your maid to my engagement party?
00:33:30Don't you think that's a little inappropriate?
00:33:32Blair, stop saying that.
00:33:35Everything's fine. Everyone. Emotions are just running high today.
00:33:41Fine? Then how come I keep seeing you stare at that third-rate board?
00:33:47Don't think you can pull one over on me, gold-digging bitch.
00:33:51I know about your scandal, and I'll release it.
00:33:54You mean the one you orchestrated, Blair?
00:33:56Don't think you can weasel your way out of this one.
00:33:58Hey! Okay, Jesus.
00:34:00Have you lost your mind? Have you forgotten what day it is today?
00:34:07Come on. Let's go.
00:34:12I'm sorry, do you know Patrick?
00:34:14And what's that scandal that Blair was talking about?
00:34:17I have no clue what she's talking about, and I'm not involved with Patrick in any way.
00:34:23Maybe it's what Patrick said. Emotions are a little high today.
00:34:29Cheers to my engagement. So happy you could make it.
00:34:34Thank you for having me.
00:34:35Yeah, of course. I mean, it could be bigger, but...
00:34:39I mean, it could be bigger, but... you know. Anyways.
00:34:46Whose little brat are you?
00:34:50Whose little brat are you?
00:34:52Let me go! Let me go!
00:34:53What? You've never seen a cake before? That's expensive.
00:34:56Don't you understand? More expensive than your life.
00:35:00Let go of me, lady!
00:35:02Where are your parents?
00:35:04He's just lost. I'll go find his parents.
00:35:08Would it be best if you have a moment to look it over?
00:35:10I don't really want to think about work right now, personally. I think it's best if we just enjoy...
00:35:14Ow! You're hurting me!
00:35:16Enough, you little brat.
00:35:17Hey, Blair. What are you doing?
00:35:20This is not my problem.
00:35:21Oh, excuse me, where do you...
00:35:27Hey.
00:35:29Buddy, are you okay?
00:35:32Dad!
00:35:33Whoa. Whoa, I think... I think you might be mistaken, because...
00:35:39I am not your dad.
00:35:41But you are my dad! But you are my dad!
00:35:44Oh, okay. Yeah.
00:35:46Oh, nothing to see here. Just a... a lost kid.
00:35:50Mr. King and I will help find his parents. Please, just continue to enjoy the party.
00:35:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just... just stop crying.
00:36:00Hey, young man.
00:36:03Oh, crap.
00:36:06I don't think this guy here is your father. Why don't you come with me and we can go try and figure something out?
00:36:11No, you're wrong.
00:36:15Look, I think your parents are going to be worried if they can't find you.
00:36:18Why don't we go try and find them, huh?
00:36:22Okay, buddy. Let's go, alright? One, two, three.
00:36:26Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:36:34God, what was Cynthia thinking?
00:36:37I told her to leave Kirk with the hotel staff, not just anyone.
00:36:40Oh, God, I can't let Damon fire me. There's no way I'm going to deal with that lawsuit case.
00:36:45Oh, there you are, you naughty, naughty boy. You scared your mother.
00:36:52Mommy!
00:36:54Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:36:56Mommy!
00:36:57Oh, Kirk.
00:36:59Ma'am. Hello. Hi.
00:37:01Oh, my God.
00:37:02Oh, my God.
00:37:03Oh, my God.
00:37:04Oh, my God.
00:37:05Oh, my God.
00:37:06Oh, my God.
00:37:07Oh, my God.
00:37:08Oh, my God.
00:37:09Oh, my God.
00:37:10Oh, my God.
00:37:11Oh, Kirk.
00:37:13Ma'am. Hello. Hi. Hello.
00:37:17Are you really this kid's mother?
00:37:19Did you not hear him call me mommy?
00:37:21You should keep a better eye on him. It's dangerous for him to run off on his own.
00:37:25Don't tell me how to raise my kid.
00:37:32Something wrong, sir?
00:37:36Nothing. No. I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize.
00:37:42Oh.
00:37:50Did mommy tell you to hide and wait here?
00:37:52I'm sorry, mommy, but I saw that big cake and it looked so yummy.
00:37:58Okay, well, mommy has to leave in a minute, so wait for Aunt Cynthia to pick you up, okay?
00:38:03You're not going to go around calling random guys your dad, right?
00:38:06Okay, but don't you think he looks just like me?
00:38:09Nope. Nope. Not at all.
00:38:11Okay, now who's going to pick you up in an hour?
00:38:13Auntie Cyn!
00:38:14Good, and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia, okay?
00:38:22I love you, baby. I'll see you tonight when I get home.
00:38:27Sir, they found something.
00:38:29They found the ring.
00:38:33Where'd you find this?
00:38:34It was at some antique pawn shop.
00:38:37A pawn shop?
00:38:39Yeah.
00:38:47What do you want?
00:38:48I need to talk to you.
00:38:50Right now?
00:39:06Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention, please.
00:39:10As the proud father of the future groom, I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude
00:39:16at this momentous engagement celebration.
00:39:21What are you doing with Raymond?
00:39:24You're engaged, Patrick. Okay, this is extremely inappropriate.
00:39:28You know Blair will chew my face off if she sees us together.
00:39:31I just... I need to know. If you give the word, I will call off the engagement.
00:39:37I think I made my stance pretty clear last time. We're done.
00:39:40Whatever we had between us, it's not there anymore.
00:39:42Is it because of Raymond?
00:39:44If it helps you sleep at night, sure.
00:39:50And stop calling me. And stop asking to see me in private. Just stop it.
00:40:01Sir, I was just looking for you.
00:40:03The ceremony is about Patrick.
00:40:05That I'm reassigning him to the Houston office.
00:40:07Tell him to get the fuck out of L.A.
00:40:10Now.
00:40:15So, God bless and may the bond of your love be everlasting.
00:40:19And I think I speak on all our behalf when I say, we can't wait for this wedding! Yay!
00:40:37Where have you been? I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:40:39Oh, so I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour?
00:40:43I guess we just miss each other.
00:40:46Now, let's get this party started!
00:41:02What? Texas?
00:41:04Hey, you should really focus on yourself.
00:41:09I'll deal with you when we get home.
00:41:11Deal with what?
00:41:16Deal with what?
00:41:20You and Patrick.
00:41:23I don't understand.
00:41:25Why would I be working with Patrick?
00:41:27Didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?
00:41:29What? Why would Patrick want to spy on you?
00:41:31Why did you meet him at the bar tonight? Alone?
00:41:34Were you feeding him information about me?
00:41:36Were you spying on me?
00:41:37Stop evading the question!
00:41:39Were you feeding him information about me or not?
00:41:42Okay, can we just take it back a second?
00:41:44I mean, where did this whole I am a spy thing come from?
00:41:47You're at my banquets. You're in my offices. You're in my house.
00:41:50You're at my clubs. I mean, what am I supposed to think?
00:41:52You're everywhere!
00:41:56You're everywhere!
00:41:57Okay, so there's been a lot of coincidences.
00:41:59But why would Patrick want me to spy on you?
00:42:01So that you can seduce me.
00:42:03To gain access to information that will help Patrick sweep the company out from under me.
00:42:07Okay, whatever business, family, or business you're in,
00:42:11I don't care. I don't care.
00:42:13Sweep the company out from under me!
00:42:15Okay, whatever business, family drama, political bullshit you're going through,
00:42:19I have nothing to do with it.
00:42:21I'm not here to steal information. I'm not here for Patrick.
00:42:23And I sure as hell am not here to seduce you.
00:42:26You really want me to believe that you haven't been trying to seduce me this entire time?
00:42:36Because it's been work.
00:42:43Okay.
00:43:14Hello?
00:43:16Yeah, alright. I'll be on in a minute.
00:43:44To the office, sir?
00:43:46No.
00:43:48I want to follow up on this ring.
00:43:51If you don't mind me asking, sir,
00:43:53what does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago?
00:43:57It's mine.
00:43:59I think I gave it to her that night.
00:44:01Well, the pawn shop says a young woman named Cindy sold it to them last week.
00:44:05She runs a women's boutique on Rodeo Drive.
00:44:07We can head there now.
00:44:14Welcome!
00:44:15Um, may I help you?
00:44:17Yes. Are you Cindy?
00:44:19Yes.
00:44:22Did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the 3rd?
00:44:25Yes.
00:44:29Well, how did you get your hands on this?
00:44:31Was that you six years ago from the presidential suite?
00:44:34What? What the hell are you talking about?
00:44:36Where'd you get the ring then?
00:44:38I snagged it from a flea market.
00:44:40The seller didn't know what it was worth.
00:44:42It only cost me 30 bucks.
00:44:44Okay, well, what did this person look like?
00:44:46I don't remember. It was years ago.
00:44:48Oh, I do remember.
00:44:51It was a woman around 40s or 50s.
00:44:54No, goddammit, it's not her.
00:44:59I'm sorry, that wasn't her.
00:45:00We need to keep looking.
00:45:02Let's head back to the office.
00:45:03Yes, sir.
00:45:04And while you're at it, just do another check on Miranda.
00:45:06I want to know everything about her.
00:45:08Who she associates with, what she's doing in my life.
00:45:11We've already tried, sir.
00:45:12Do it, or you're fired.
00:45:14Of course, sir.
00:45:23Hello?
00:45:27I am so sorry.
00:45:29No, I'm on my way. I will be there soon.
00:45:31Girl, I'm literally on the plane already.
00:45:33Kirk said he found his dad, so I sent Kirk to him.
00:45:36Sin? Sin!
00:45:39Sin, Kirk does not have a father.
00:45:41Where did you send him?
00:45:49I swear my dad does work here.
00:45:52Hey, excuse me, what's going on here?
00:45:54Dad!
00:45:55Hey, what are you doing here, kid?
00:45:58Does your father work here?
00:46:01You're my dad.
00:46:04You're my dad, and I just didn't have to get on a plane, so now I'm here.
00:46:09Hey, sir, is that the kid from last night?
00:46:11Yeah, I think his father works here.
00:46:13Just send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that their kid is in my office.
00:46:20Hey, hey buddy, you like model cars?
00:46:24Yeah, I've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my office.
00:46:28Hey, why don't we just hand them over to the police?
00:46:30But we've got to find his father first.
00:46:31But you are my dad.
00:46:33Do I look like your dad?
00:46:34Yes.
00:46:37You two do look alike.
00:46:39Say what?
00:46:42You two look alike.
00:46:52Well, hey, look, I've got a meeting to go to, so why don't you stay with Uncle Steve in my office,
00:46:59and I will be right back, okay?
00:47:20Is this your kid, sir?
00:47:23No, I don't have any kids.
00:47:24Oh, excuse me, Mr. King, I thought he might be yours because he looks just like you.
00:47:33Sir, I'll get back to work.
00:47:38Stark!
00:47:44Do we really look that much alike?
00:47:46No.
00:47:48Yeah, um, I guess.
00:47:51I guess.
00:47:58Hey, buddy, you could be a businessman when you get older. You seem to have the charisma for it.
00:48:03Dad, I want to go home.
00:48:06Has his father not answered the mail yet?
00:48:21All right, here we are, ready?
00:48:23Yeah.
00:48:25Look at that, look at that.
00:48:28Wow, you really are a king, Dad. This is like a castle.
00:48:32That is right, and you are in my kingdom, so welcome.
00:48:36Sir, who is this?
00:48:39Uh, it's just for a couple of hours, until at least you can pick him up.
00:48:52Where'd you go? Where are you?
00:49:07Hey, uh, where's Miranda at?
00:49:11She ran off this morning, said something about a family emergency.
00:49:15Call her.
00:49:16Yes, sir.
00:49:17Oh, and, uh, while you're out, just go to the store.
00:49:21I'm not sure when the LAPD is getting here. Apparently they're understaffed today. What else is new?
00:49:26But, uh, I'm pretty sure cookies aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age, and...
00:49:30Get him a new toy while you're at it.
00:49:32Yes, sir.
00:49:48Oh, my gosh, it's Dad's.
00:50:10I'm not sure what kids eat, but I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do.
00:50:14Also, this car toy was all they had.
00:50:17Yeah, that's fine.
00:50:19Hey, uh, any sign of Miranda?
00:50:22She's right there, sir.
00:50:31So, you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning.
00:50:36You can't tell me why you were in my bushes, spying on me through my window.
00:50:41You can't seem to explain why Kirk seems to recognize you.
00:50:45And you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this morning.
00:50:52Oh, goody, I'm starving!
00:50:56He's your responsibility now.
00:50:58LAPD will be here shortly. Hopefully.
00:51:01Sounds good. Absolutely will do. Can do.
00:51:10Okay, we're going to play a game, okay? Do you want to play a game with Mommy?
00:51:14Are we playing pretend?
00:51:16How did you know that?
00:51:18Because we did it the last time with the wig and sunglasses.
00:51:22Oh, right. Okay, we are going to play pretend again.
00:51:25I'm going to be the nanny, and you're going to be the little kid.
00:51:29But we can't let Mr. Raymond know that we're playing a game, okay?
00:51:33Okay.
00:51:34Okay.
00:51:38Nanny, I'm tired.
00:51:43Take him to the guest room.
00:51:45And I'm going to go ahead and get in contact with the cops because they should be here by now.
00:51:50No!
00:51:57What's gotten into you?
00:51:59No. I will take care of it for you.
00:52:02You are very clearly busy with stuff.
00:52:08So I'll deal with the boy and the police, and you just relax.
00:52:12Just relax.
00:52:27Hi, LAPD? I was just calling about the little boy that was found at the K-Group this morning.
00:52:33I just wanted to let you know that his parents have been found and there is no need to send anyone to pick him up.
00:52:38Yeah. Okay. Thank you.
00:52:42Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:52:44I'm sorry.
00:52:46No, no, no. It's all right.
00:52:49No, no, no. Stop. Stop. I got it.
00:52:52I can get you a new outfit.
00:52:53That would be helpful.
00:52:55Hey. Hey, buddy. Buddy. It's all right.
00:52:58I'm not mad. It's just an accident. It happens, okay?
00:53:04Now, go ahead and take this.
00:53:06It's just an accident. It happens, okay?
00:53:10Now, go ahead and take that, and let's go get cleaned up, okay?
00:53:15Yeah.
00:53:20Oh, thank you. You can go ahead and set it down right there.
00:53:24Oh my gosh!
00:53:31I am so sorry that was the car.
00:53:33Oh, okay. Well, I thought it was maybe just the ride you were going for.
00:53:56Hello?
00:53:57Hello?
00:53:58Raymond King, did you banish your cousin to Texas?
00:54:00Do you understand how mad your uncle is right now?
00:54:03Yeah, look, Mom, this was bound to happen, okay?
00:54:06He's been trying to claw his way into the K Group for years,
00:54:08and he can have the Houston office,
00:54:10but there's no way in hell that I'm letting him take over the headquarters here in L.A.
00:54:13Raymond, Raymond, Raymond. Let's talk. In person.
00:54:17Okay. I'll let you know when I'm free.
00:54:19I've got a ton of work at the office, and I'm even on my way out right now.
00:54:23Too late. I'm already here.
00:54:28Hey, buddy. All right, we're going to go up.
00:54:31One, two, three. Nice. Just like the airplane. Let's go.
00:54:36Go, go, go.
00:54:37Okay, no, no. Both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet, okay?
00:54:40Hey, can you stay quiet and play with the nanny?
00:54:44Nice.
00:54:46Hey, what's going on?
00:54:47Shh.
00:54:50Coming!
00:54:52Shh.
00:54:55Coming!
00:55:06I don't understand why you're making this so difficult.
00:55:10I asked you to marry Alicia, not fall in love with her.
00:55:14Without her family's support, your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did.
00:55:18I know, but that Uncle Andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years.
00:55:21Do you think a marriage is really going to save anything?
00:55:25Your uncle aside, you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate.
00:55:30And Alicia is your best bet.
00:55:34The land her family controls is exactly what we need.
00:55:39Without the ability to expand, we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned.
00:55:46What's that?
00:55:47Uh, no, it's nothing. I must have paused a video I was watching.
00:55:54Tell me, Raymond, why not Alicia?
00:55:57Well, look, I'm busy at the office with work and meetings and work.
00:56:06I don't have time for this. I'll call my driver.
00:56:09No need. I drove myself.
00:56:17Will you at least consider Alicia? She's not a bad looking girl either.
00:56:22Okay, Mom, yeah.
00:56:27Forgot my purse.
00:56:29Oh, sure.
00:56:36Whose toy is this?
00:56:41Whose toy is this?
00:56:43Oh, it's mine. I got it at the store.
00:56:50You used to love toy cars.
00:57:02We had to put the Greenfield project on pause.
00:57:05Why's that?
00:57:06The news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear.
00:57:09And on top of that, we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
00:57:16Look, I want a DNA test done on Kirk and I.
00:57:19What? Kirk? You mean that kid?
00:57:22There's just something about him.
00:57:24The more I look at him, the more it feels like I'm staring into a de-aging mirror.
00:57:30A de-aging...
00:57:31No, look, you get the point. Just do it in secret.
00:57:35Don't let anybody find out. Don't let Miranda or the kid know.
00:57:39Do it fast.
00:57:41I want results as quick as possible.
00:57:43Yes, sir.
00:58:03Hey, Kirk. Remember me?
00:58:09Remember me?
00:58:11Yeah, the boring uncle.
00:58:15Well, how about we play a game of hide-and-seek together?
00:58:19I want to play with Dad.
00:58:21Your dad's busy with work, but he sent me to play with you.
00:58:27Okay, but I want to hide first.
00:58:296...
00:58:334...
00:58:345...
00:58:366...
00:58:377...
00:58:388...
00:58:399...
00:58:4010!
00:58:43Where are ya?
00:58:45Uncle Steve can't find ya.
00:58:56Ready or not, here I come.
00:59:00Found ya!
00:59:03Okay, now it's my turn.
00:59:051...
00:59:062...
00:59:073...
00:59:084...
00:59:095...
00:59:106...
00:59:117...
00:59:15What's this?
00:59:16It's the DNA test results, sir.
00:59:24So...
00:59:26We're not even a little bit related.
00:59:28Yes, sir.
00:59:31Sir?
00:59:33This is good news, isn't it?
00:59:47Mommy, take me out to play.
00:59:50Honey, it's raining outside.
00:59:52And besides, when we're together and we're alone, you can call me Mom.
00:59:57Okay.
00:59:59Hey.
01:00:05God, the weather's just so weird today.
01:00:07Yeah, we got a big solar storm coming through.
01:00:09We've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
01:00:12I heard something spooky might happen.
01:00:14Maybe we'll get super powerful.
01:00:16Oh, hey, hey.
01:00:19So, um...
01:00:20Anyway, what I was gonna...
01:00:23tell you, um...
01:00:24Two days gone by and still no sign of the cops.
01:00:28No.
01:00:29No, they actually came by.
01:00:31And it turns out that his father is really sick.
01:00:34And so I told them that I would watch him for a few days.
01:00:38Great to see you here, kiddo.
01:00:41Oh, my...
01:00:49Mom!
01:00:50Mom!
01:00:51Mom!
01:00:52What did you just call me?
01:00:53Mom, are you okay?
01:01:08So you're telling me that we switched bodies?
01:01:12Oh, please tell me this is one big elaborate joke.
01:01:16No, this is not a dream.
01:01:23It's not rocket science.
01:01:24You unclip, you unwind, find an outlet, and...
01:01:29go.
01:01:30Go. Open.
01:01:31Here you go.
01:01:39Mom, I'm tired.
01:01:48Come on.
01:01:50Mom, are you okay?
01:01:52You're acting weird.
01:01:53How long do you have to play it in any game for?
01:01:56It was not that fun.
01:01:58It never even was.
01:01:59Okay, sure, we can stop.
01:02:01But what did you just call me?
01:02:03Mom, you said when it's just the two of us,
01:02:05I could call you Mom.
01:02:07And now the game is over.
01:02:10Why did you call me, um...
01:02:13Raymond, father?
01:02:15Because I look just like you.
01:02:17And father?
01:02:18Because I look just like him.
01:02:19And in the movies, daddies and sons always look the same.
01:02:23Well, those are just the movies, kid.
01:02:25You gotta have some more kind of proof.
01:02:30But there is proof.
01:02:32What?
01:02:33The ring.
01:02:34If you draw it and show it to Mr. Raymond,
01:02:36he could see it.
01:02:37It must be his.
01:02:38Do you remember what this ring looks like?
01:02:40He said it had a big green stone.
01:02:44Alright, it's time for bed, kiddo.
01:02:47Good night.
01:03:09Miranda, what is it?
01:03:12I am Raymond.
01:03:14What?
01:03:15Sorry, I don't have time for this.
01:03:16We have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:03:18I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago.
01:03:21We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:03:23What? How did you know that?
01:03:25Because I am Raymond King.
01:03:27This isn't funny.
01:03:28What is this, some kind of prank you thought of?
01:03:30What's next, a camera and a big sign that says gotcha?
01:03:32Please.
01:03:33Three years ago, when your mom got sick,
01:03:35I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.
01:03:37The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:03:44Boss?
01:03:45Yeah?
01:03:46What happened?
01:03:48It's a long story.
01:03:50Anyway, plans changed and I have a job for you.
01:03:52I need you to do another DNA sample,
01:03:54this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:03:57Not Miranda's.
01:03:58Yes, sir.
01:04:09For the better of K-Group, you need to give Alicia a chance.
01:04:12Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:04:15Miranda, why don't you go clean the bedroom or something?
01:04:18This is a private conversation.
01:04:30Steve, why don't you join us?
01:04:37No thanks, Mrs. King.
01:04:39I have stuff to do at the office.
01:04:42Where can I find, um, you know, Mr., uh, uh, Miss Miranda?
01:04:53What is going on with everyone today?
01:04:59Keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month.
01:05:12So he is my son.
01:05:15Sir, not to interrupt your, uh, midlife crisis,
01:05:20but we have another problem.
01:05:23You have six meetings today.
01:05:25Okay, and?
01:05:29Oh, crap.
01:05:43Miranda!
01:05:46Okay, don't worry, sir.
01:05:47I mean, Miranda, we have a plan.
01:05:50I mean, Miranda, we have a plan.
01:06:12Ladies and gentlemen, uh, I would like to introduce to you today
01:06:16my new advisor, Miranda.
01:06:21Uh, she will be stepping up today to lead today's meeting,
01:06:25and I trust that you will treat her with the same amount of respect
01:06:29that you treat me with, your boss, Raymond King.
01:06:47Oh.
01:06:51Oh.
01:06:56So, any idea on how to fix this?
01:06:59No, not a clue.
01:07:07Mr. King's office.
01:07:10Mm-hmm. Okay.
01:07:13Steve needs me. Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:17I...
01:07:19This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:07:22God, how much coffee does one person have to drink
01:07:24for their caffeine tolerance to be this high?
01:07:33Like I said, that just, it looks really good on you.
01:07:37What are you doing?
01:07:38Oh, it's you, that clumsy waitress.
01:07:41What are you doing here?
01:07:43Oh, I get it.
01:07:44You put those looks to use and seduced your way into a rich man's bed.
01:07:47I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:07:49Fuck off.
01:07:52Hey!
01:07:53What?
01:07:55Get back here!
01:07:59So what? Experimenting with my love life?
01:08:02What? No!
01:08:04Your mother was talking to me about how Alicia's the perfect match for you, and...
01:08:08Look, I was just doing you a favor by making the first move.
01:08:11A favor?
01:08:13You think setting me up with another woman is doing me a favor?
01:08:17Another woman? I... I don't understand.
01:08:24What's happening?
01:08:30What's happening?
01:08:31It's just a solar eclipse. Don't sidetrack it.
01:08:35Oh, I'm sorry.
01:08:37Like, it is so funny, you looking at me like that with my face.
01:08:41Is that actually how I look like when I'm mad?
01:08:44Well, it's your face.
01:08:45No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.
01:08:47How would I be doing something differently?
01:08:49I don't know, maybe it's the, uh, oh, it's the hair.
01:08:51I never do my hair like that.
01:08:52I like it though, it gives me a more professional feel.
01:08:56This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:08:58No, no, it's not at all. I think I have a different...
01:09:00You don't have your hair like that.
01:09:02I always have my hair like that.
01:09:03I know you don't.
01:09:04What did you do to my hair?
01:09:05No, your part is weird.
01:09:06I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:09:07My lips?
01:09:08Yeah, look at that, look at that.
01:09:09Okay, so I don't have, like, lips right here?
01:09:10Your lips, your hair, your lips, your hair, your eyes, everything.
01:09:12Don't talk about my hair.
01:09:13Everything.
01:09:26Hey, don't try to sidetrack it.
01:09:30It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:09:33Yeah.
01:09:40So, we got our bodies back just like that.
01:09:43What was that, some kind of joke from the sun?
01:09:45Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.
01:09:47I've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes,
01:09:49and I was trying to figure out how I was going to do it in your body.
01:09:53You stay here and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:09:57What are you talking about?
01:09:58Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son.
01:10:04Why?
01:10:10So, you're telling me it was you the whole time?
01:10:14I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:10:17Well, that night I was drugged, and my memory is all fuzzy.
01:10:21Then I found out I was pregnant, but I didn't remember what you looked like.
01:10:24But I went in, I asked the hotel staff, and they wouldn't tell me anything,
01:10:28and so I ran out of options.
01:10:30Okay, well, what about the ring, then?
01:10:32I sold it.
01:10:34You know, there was a time where Kirk and I really struggled to get by.
01:10:41What about you?
01:10:43Why didn't you recognize me?
01:10:45Well, you know, I was pretty messed up that night, too.
01:10:49I was looking for you for years.
01:10:51I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases,
01:10:55but we could never come up with anything.
01:10:57But here you are.
01:11:00I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family.
01:11:06It's okay.
01:11:07I mean, I haven't forgiven you quite yet, Mr. King.
01:11:10Okay, well, what can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:11:13Mom! Dad!
01:11:18Mom! Dad!
01:11:21You can start by being a dad.
01:11:24You know what, kid? I think you might be right.
01:11:29About what?
01:11:31We do look alike.
01:11:33I knew it.
01:11:36Hey, kiddo, what do you want for dinner tonight?
01:11:38Pizza!
01:11:43Okay, it's pizza, then. Let's go get some pizza.
01:11:50Let's go.
01:11:53Let's go.