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00:00A few days later...
00:01Rhythmic jokes are the best, Mr. Sawano.
00:04BIRTHDAY PARTY!
00:06Tonight, the 34th member of the Rhythmic Team of the Entertainment Industry,
00:10Kouhai Kuroiji, will make a declaration of war.
00:13Pettahito! Pettahito! Pettahito!
00:16This joke is a little...
00:17It's too much of a sweat.
00:19The extreme party time
00:21doesn't end with just having fun.
00:23Your skin will be clean!
00:25What the hell is that?
00:27What the hell is that?
00:28What is that?
00:29He always slips on this.
00:31You're kidding, right?
00:32He looks like he can do it.
00:34On the 456th episode,
00:36a panty girl dance is added to the rice cake.
00:39It's a la-la-land night,
00:42where you're embarrassed to meet up late.
00:44Hey!
00:47Last week,
00:48we invited a lot of seniors.
00:50It's a funny madman theory.
00:53It's a little different.
00:54This is the signature of Eminem, who we drew.
00:57What the hell is that?
00:59In order to break this flow,
01:01the senior theorist,
01:03Inuchi, stands up.
01:05First of all, it's obvious,
01:07but that outfit is a joke, right?
01:09That's a manzai costume.
01:11This is a manzai costume.
01:13This is the M-1.
01:15Where did you buy that belt?
01:17Well, it's a little creepy,
01:20but as you can see,
01:22I got it from my grandfather.
01:24Your grandfather?
01:25I don't have it.
01:26I don't have it.
01:27You don't have it?
01:28You don't have it?
01:29It used to be popular.
01:30A big bag.
01:32It used to be popular.
01:34Is it your grandfather's?
01:35Yes, as you can see,
01:37my grandfather is a mid-ranger.
01:39Mid-ranger?
01:40Yes, mid-ranger.
01:41What about you, Ai-chan?
01:42As you can see,
01:43Ai-chan's grandfather was an elephant.
01:45An elephant?
01:46A blue ranger.
01:47He was a blue ranger.
01:48He was a blue ranger.
01:49He was a blue ranger.
01:50What kind of technique do you have?
01:51Do it for him, Ai-chan.
01:52Do it for him.
01:54That's amazing.
02:02The elephant's demon,
02:03Paon-ranger.
02:04Paon-ranger?
02:06Paon-ranger?
02:07I thought it was Paon-ranger,
02:09but it turned out to be a horse.
02:11That's the technique of the blue ranger inside.
02:13Ai-san.
02:14No, no, no.
02:15That's not it.
02:16That's not it?
02:17That's not it?
02:18That's not it?
02:19That's the technique of the blue ranger inside.
02:21I was wrong.
02:22I'm sorry.
02:23I was wrong.
02:24This is a little rough.
02:27I have to overcome this.
02:30What did the rangers fight with?
02:34That's right.
02:35That's right.
02:36Skin?
02:37What did you do with your skin?
02:39What did you do with your skin?
02:40What did you do with your skin?
02:41What did you do with your skin?
02:42What did you do with your skin?
02:43Minamikawa-san didn't say anything in the previous episode.
02:47That's not true.
02:48That's not true.
02:50He let go of his skin.
02:54Minamikawa sensei!
02:56I'm sorry, Minamikawa-san!
02:58Let go of your skin!
03:00That was Minamikawa's rebuke.
03:01Hey Skin's sensei,
03:03how could you do that during Ojiichan's battle?
03:08You think Ojiichan will let you do this?
03:10Go!
03:11Go!
03:12Go!
03:13It's beautiful.
03:15She's got beautiful skin.
03:18I'm scared. I'm so scared of the situation.
03:22I'm scared. I'm so scared of the situation.
03:25What should I do?
03:27Minamikawa. Minamikawa.
03:29I'm not Minamikawa.
03:31You're not Minamikawa.
03:33You're not Minamikawa.
03:35I'm not Minamikawa.
03:37Who are you?
03:38I'm Maruakaji.
03:39Maruakaji?
03:40Maruakaji.
03:41The actor Maruakaji.
03:42Kill him. Kill him.
03:44Kill him.
03:46I'm Maruakaji.
03:48I'm Maruakaji.
03:49My special move is Hanage-Saiminjutsu.
03:52Hanage-Saiminjutsu?
03:53Look at this 50 yen.
03:55She's holding it with her hand.
03:56Here I go.
03:59You're getting more and more like Ichiyoshi.
04:03You're getting more and more like Ichiyoshi.
04:06You're getting more and more like Ichiyoshi.
04:11You're getting more and more like Ichiyoshi.
04:15I'm Tominaga Ai, the skinhead.
04:17What the hell is that?
04:18What is it?
04:20It's Ichiyoshi.
04:22You got hit by Saiminjutsu and now you're being kicked!
04:25I'm so ashamed.
04:26Did you lose your sleep?
04:28Did you lose your sleep?
04:29I was told Ichiyoshi, so I was getting hit by Ichiyoshi.
04:31I answered the order, but she still kicked me.
04:33You guys are so scary.
04:36I'll lose my temper.
04:39The twin manjou is here.
04:41The twin manjou is here.
04:43It's so cool!
04:44Oh!
04:44I forgot the original version.
04:47Take it off!
04:47Take it off!
04:48You are gradually becoming...
04:51Tetsuya Takeda's...
04:52I don't want to imitate him.
04:55Oh!
04:56She's got the same hair.
04:57Mimori-san, you have the same hair.
05:00Yes.
05:01I'm not good!
05:02Not at all.
05:03Not at all.
05:04She's very different.
05:05She's very different.
05:05She's very different.
05:07She's very different.
05:09She's very fast.
05:10She's a teacher.
05:12She's fast.
05:13She's fast.
05:14I thought she was a video game expert.
05:16Mimori-san is a senior.
05:18Of course.
05:19Is that so?
05:20She's the same age as Dantan-san.
05:23Today's claimants...
05:26These guys are here too.
05:29Now, we have guests who have something to say to Yonezawa-san.
05:34Hey!
05:38I'll make it big!
05:39I'll make it big as much as I can!
05:42I'll make it big!
05:43Who should I look at now, Mimori-san?
05:46Wait a minute.
05:48Tamayo!
05:50There's a part of Yasumura-san.
05:52Stay still until then!
05:54You don't know that?
05:56You don't know?
05:57She's free!
05:58As expected.
05:58Free.
05:59You don't know?
06:00Tamayo!
06:01What?
06:02What's wrong, Mari?
06:03Mari!
06:04Mari, what is it?
06:05Take it!
06:06Mari...
06:09Take it!
06:09Why didn't you decide?
06:11Why didn't you decide?
06:13Yasumura, it's over.
06:14There's a part of her feet.
06:16There's a part of her feet.
06:17There's a part of her feet.
06:18Hey, wait a minute.
06:20Hey, wait a minute.
06:21There's a part of her feet, right?
06:23I'm sorry, Yasumura-chan.
06:24I'll make it big as much as I can!
06:27But the part of her feet is...
06:29Shoroku-no-danshi.
06:31That's right.
06:32That's right.
06:33That's good.
06:34That's good.
06:35I'll do it first.
06:37Okay.
06:38I'm Yajimari.
06:38Enter, Teimitsu.
06:39What's wrong with you?
06:40What's wrong with you?
06:41I'm sorry.
06:42I'm sorry.
06:43I'm sorry.
06:44I'm sorry.
06:45Tamayo!
06:46What's wrong with you?
06:47What's wrong with you?
06:48Hey!
06:49I don't have it!
06:50I don't have it!
06:51I don't have the panty cloth I wore in the morning!
06:56Mari-chan!
06:57I don't have 80% of it!
06:58You don't have 80% of it?
06:59Wait, I have to check it!
07:01I have to check it!
07:02If you give me the receipt, I'll know if I can wear it or not!
07:05Please!
07:06Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
07:08Tamayo!
07:09Panty Cloth!
07:10Tamayo!
07:11Panty Cloth!
07:12Panty!
07:12Panty!
07:13Panty!
07:14Cloth!
07:16Which one?
07:18I don't have it.
07:20What are you doing?
07:22I don't have it.
07:23What's going on?
07:25That's enough!
07:26That's enough!
07:27I don't have it!
07:28I don't have it!
07:29Wait a minute!
07:30Wait a minute!
07:31Wait a minute!
07:32What?
07:33I found two of Tamayo's Dragon Balls!
07:35Oh my!
07:36How can I make my wish come true with just five more?
07:39Which one?
07:40I found it!
07:41I found it!
07:42Tamayo Amusement Park!
07:43The entrance to Tamayo Amusement Park is here!
07:46Alright!
07:47Let's go to the amusement park!
07:48No, no!
07:49No, no!
07:50No, no!
07:51No, no!
07:52No, no!
07:53No, no!
07:54No, no!
07:55No, no!
07:56No, no!
07:57No, no!
07:58No, no!
07:59No, no!
08:00No, no!
08:01No, no!
08:02No, no!
08:03No, no!
08:04I found it!
08:05I found it!
08:06I found it!
08:07I found it!
08:08I found it!
08:09I found it!
08:10I found it!
08:11I found it!
08:12Sano-san, you know you're not funny!
08:14What now?
08:15You've said so multiple times!
08:17Please!
08:18I haven't said it every time!
08:19Please!
08:20I haven't said it every time!
08:21Please!
08:22Please!
08:23Just stop showing off!
08:24Let's stop with the jokes for today.
08:25And now, here's the inquiry to Kaneda-san.
08:27Here it is!
08:28Let's make the Rhythm Jokes world a better place!
08:30Not the Rhythm Jokes!
08:31More like the inquiry!
08:32We're already Rhythm Jokes Entertainers after all.
08:33なんですよ様さんはいよいってももう必ず受ける子供たちも受けるし一番きついの
08:41円卓営業者芸人にとっての
08:45とか某年会で円卓でみんな効いてないだしてたりしてもまったく漫才とかと
08:51まったく聞いてくれない見てもねそうそうリズムれたらとなんか曲が流れてる
08:57なーってので本当にそうよねちょっと耳を傾けてくれ
09:01いっぱいいるじゃないですかリズムネタ芸人オリラジもいたりとかハシロクとか
09:06で最近はチャンピオンズ
09:09ちょっとすんなよちょっとすんなちょっとすんなよ
09:12ヨネダ2000もリズムネタあの餅つきのネタとか
09:15はいはいはい
09:17絶対に成功させようね
09:24M-1決勝でこのリズミカルな餅つきネタを披露したヨネダ2000
09:31どこいどこい
09:33この他にも独特のリズムを使ったネタは多数あり
09:38その音楽性に乗っかりたいダンス隊がアピールを始める
09:44どんなんや盛り上がってるで
09:46ちょっとやってみてくれよ
09:48盛り上がってますよ
09:51Hit the girl
10:01Mayday
10:04安い
10:06ハリーグリッドじゃ安い
10:12It's a wrong gesture.
10:13He can't do this.
10:14He was being impolite.
10:15I was being impolite.
10:17Andy!
10:18Andy!
10:19Andy, don't keep doing this.
10:20It's wrong gesture.
10:21What are you doing?
10:22What are you doing, Andy?
10:23I am sorry.
10:24I was just doing my best.
10:25I mean, you can do it.
10:26What are you doing?
10:27Putty!
10:28Putty!
10:29Putty!
10:30Putty!
10:31I can't do it anymore!
10:32I can't do this.
10:33You know what, I've been playing this game like an American comedy.
10:35Oh, wow.
10:36Why did you use the magic of the moth?
10:39Do it properly, you!
10:40Oh, stop this!
10:41Stop this!
10:42What the hell is wrong with you?
10:44Your spray smells bad today.
10:46What?
10:47It smells bad.
10:48What did you mix?
10:49I thought about it and did it.
10:51What did you mix?
10:53What did you mix?
10:54I only did the spray.
10:551, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...
11:09This is bad.
11:10This is bad.
11:11The punishment is horse.
11:12Welcome!
11:13What are you doing?
11:15What are you doing?
11:17What's wrong with you?
11:18You always bring it up.
11:20Stop!
11:21Stop!
11:22Oh, no!
11:23Stop it!
11:24Stop it!
11:25Brotherhood, patching!
11:26Wow!
11:27Hey!
11:28Tamayo no oppai!
11:29Chomoran!
11:30Wow!
11:31Wow!
11:32Wow!
11:33Wow!
11:34Wow!
11:35Wow!
11:36Wow!
11:37Wow!
11:38Wow!
11:39Wow!
11:40Wow!
11:41Wow!
11:42Wow!
11:43Wow!
11:44Wow!
11:45Wow!
11:46Wow!
11:47Wow!
11:48Wow!
11:49Wow!
11:50Wow!
11:52Wow!
11:53Wow!
11:54Wow!
11:55Wow!
11:56Wow!
11:57Wow!
11:58Wow!
11:59Wow!
12:00Wow!
12:01Wow!
12:02Wow!
12:03Are we going surfing?
12:04Well done!
12:05Thank you all.
12:08Since we have that strobe.
12:12What does it mean you get good cross-talking with the
12:20I was able to improve my rhythm a little bit, and I was able to get married.
12:28Oh, you got married?
12:31I got a message from my mother, who was against it.
12:36Miyazaki's mother, he will shine!
12:40M-1 champion by the end of this year!
12:43No, no, no.
12:46I'm taking the seat.
12:48You're using Sato-san in an incredible way.
12:50Is it okay to use him like that?
12:52So, as a senior who succeeded in Rhythm Neta, I'd like to give you some advice.
12:57I'd like that.
12:58I think it's very nice to have a sense of the world, but the sense of the world is a little strong, and it's a world of two people.
13:06I see.
13:07I think it's better for everyone to do a three-way rhythm like Yajimari's Rhythm Neta.
13:11Who?
13:12Yajimari's master.
13:14Yajimari's master?
13:15Is that true?
13:16I'm interested in it.
13:17I don't know anyone like Yajimari's master.
13:19I've done it before.
13:22I've done it before.
13:25I don't want to do it.
13:26Who wants to do it?
13:27I don't want to do it.
13:28I'm so happy.
13:30I'm so happy.
13:31Please line up.
13:33It's a circle.
13:34Is that a circle?
13:35I'll sing and give you instructions, and you'll do your best to get a full combo.
13:39I see.
13:40It's like this.
13:41If you point your finger, it's a circle.
13:42It's a little slow.
13:43One, two, three.
13:46Okay.
13:47If you point your finger, it's a circle.
13:49Then I'll do my best.
13:50Yajimari's master.
13:51A toy shu-shu-shu.
13:53A toy shu-shu-shu?
13:54The stars are sparkling in the sky.
13:57Everyone is su-ya-su-ya.
13:58Stop.
13:59Stop.
14:00Stop.
14:01What is it?
14:02I don't know.
14:03I don't know.
14:04I don't know.
14:05I don't know.
14:06I don't know.
14:07I don't know.
14:08I don't know.
14:09I don't know.
14:10The stars are sparkling in the sky.
14:12Everyone is su-ya-su-ya.
14:13When you're sleeping, the toy jumps out of the box.
14:17A toy shu-shu-shu.
14:20A toy shu-shu-shu.
14:21No, no, no.
14:22Stop.
14:25What are you doing?
14:26What is that?
14:28I just want to do that.
14:30I just want to do that.
14:32I just want to do that.
14:33I just want to do that.
14:35I just want to do that.
14:37No, no.
14:39You do it.
14:40Oh, no!
14:41You do it.
14:43You did it.
14:44Doesn't matter to him.
14:45Sorry.
14:46Here I go.
14:47Where is Dongri?
14:50He got confused and went in the pond.
14:57Are you alright, Fuji?
14:59Don't touch me.
15:00I
15:30Need to watch
16:00Koko de yajimari no town wawari Yasumura a baton touch
16:06Chotto, it should be a row
16:18The book no no neta no ongen to you know, I'm more psychoなんですよ
16:23Nagashi to a no hey no toころで裸にならなくても必ず受けるんで
16:28No, hey no toころでハニカミ顔してもらっただけで受けるから
16:37その円卓営業の時は俺も行くから
16:43野球のポーズやるか野球野球の最後ハニカムねはい野球の前のボスカモン
16:57You guys
17:27I
17:57Know
18:27By
18:57I
19:27Don't know
19:42I
19:44Don't know
20:06Let's start with Tamayo!
20:08You're so good at this!
20:10You're amazing!
20:14What if Tamayo eats French fries?
20:17What?
20:181, 2, 3, 4!
20:20I'm eating French fries!
20:22Tamayo is French!
20:26French fries are French fries!
20:28Awesome!
20:29That's great!
20:30That's funny!
20:31It's a Guts pose!
20:32It's a small Guts pose!
20:34That's great!
20:35It's a small Guts pose!
20:37It's a small Guts pose!
20:39That's Tamayo!
20:41Yasumura!
20:42Yes!
20:43I'm counting on you!
20:44I'll do my best!
20:45I'll do my best!
20:46The shutters are closed!
20:49I have something to tell you.
20:51I'm the pilot of the Birdman Contest.
20:58I've gained 2kg!
21:012kg!
21:02I'm so tired!
21:05I can't sleep at night in my car!
21:10You don't say that!
21:12You don't say that!
21:13That's not what I'm talking about!
21:14That's great!
21:15Thank you!
21:16The last one is...
21:18The last one is...
21:19The last one is...
21:23So, what do you think?
21:25What do you think?
21:26Kuro-san!
21:27Kuro-san!
21:28Cleopatra!
21:29Cleopatra!
21:30Really?
21:33Shall we?
21:34The pervert, Shai-shuuru.
21:39A person who goes to the toilet when he is talked about at the contest.
21:44Shai-shuuru.
21:46Shai-shuuru.
21:48So cute.
21:50A person who sees a lollipop box that he used to use in the department store.
21:57THEY LAUGH
21:59SHE SPEAKS IN JAPANESE
22:02THEY SING
22:05She's a big star and she's numberone.
22:08In Suginami, she cares everything.
22:10THEY CHUCKLE
22:12She's a good person.
22:13THEY CHEER
22:19SHE DRINKS VIAGRA EVERY MORNING
22:21SHE SCREAMS
22:27It's gonna stay there, but you
22:31Pachinko or a walk name
22:39This year she don't say take them over a nice to get out there and I'll close you up
22:48So non-zero
22:51Then they didn't see what they need to get out of here, but I am it a little jimmy
22:57So I mean stump darling you know car no home on the session, but I think
23:11No, no, she's in a t-bar to a 4-d
23:14Oh
23:44I
24:14Got it