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00:00We will now begin the show!
00:12Welcome to Red Parade!
00:17Today, we have a new part-timer, Tanaka Miku!
00:21I'm 23-year-old Mikurin from Kumamoto prefecture, Tanaka Miku.
00:24Nice to meet you.
00:25Nice to meet you, Kusawa Soji Jr.
00:30I'm 50-year-old Ichihara Jr. from Kyoto prefecture, Ichihara Jr.
00:34Today's part-timer is Todo Prefecture Manzai!
00:40We will show you the local manzai that was born in Gensokyo.
00:45All of them are dead, right?
00:47Yes, all of them are dead.
00:49We made them for today.
00:51You didn't make any of them!
00:54You made them, didn't you?
00:58Gifu Prefecture is located in the center of Japan.
01:03Shirakawa-Go Farm, a small village, is one of the representative Gifu prefectures in Japan.
01:12Gifu is nice, isn't it?
01:16Gifu is also known as one of the three largest producers of weapons in the world.
01:23Please watch Todo Prefecture Manzai from Gifu Prefecture.
01:36Hello!
01:38Hello!
01:40I'm Nagareboshi. Nice to meet you.
01:42I hope you like it.
01:44It's like a shrine.
01:46I don't think there's a god.
01:48Let's do our best.
01:50Appa tu, appa tu!
01:52Appa tu, appa tu!
01:54Appa tu, appa tu!
01:56Chue, chue!
01:58You just watched a gag of a chue from Gifu Prefecture.
02:02There are many famous places in Gifu Prefecture.
02:05I'm a tourist ambassador in Gifu Prefecture.
02:07I know many famous places.
02:09For example, Gassho-zukuri.
02:11Hida-gyu.
02:12Gero-onsen.
02:13Don't make it a gag.
02:15I have a bad image.
02:17Gero-onsen is not good.
02:19But there is a famous building.
02:21The most famous building.
02:23It's a historical building.
02:25It was built by Mr. Saito.
02:27It's Baro.
02:29Gifu Castle.
02:31Baro is a local supermarket in Gifu Prefecture.
02:34I see.
02:35It's not a historical building.
02:37It doesn't matter.
02:39I saw Gifu Prefecture in the video.
02:41There are many good places.
02:43I want you to pay more attention.
02:45That's right.
02:47I want to make a theme park in Gifu Prefecture.
02:49That's a good idea.
02:51Gifu-ni-land.
02:53It's a name that seems to be criticized.
02:55I'm thinking of a mascot character.
02:57What kind of mascot character?
02:58Hello, everyone.
02:59Are you okay?
03:00I'm the mascot character of Gifu-ni-land.
03:03I'm the closest to Gifu Prefecture.
03:05I'm Aichi-ken.
03:07You are next to me.
03:09You are the closest to Gifu Prefecture.
03:11I'm going to play a game to introduce the charm of Gifu Prefecture.
03:15Please introduce the game.
03:16First of all, it's a Gifu game.
03:18Gifu game?
03:19You can start and stop at any time you like.
03:21Start and stop?
03:22Yes.
03:31It's dirty.
03:32It's stupid.
03:34It's a Gifu game.
03:36Isn't there a more fun game or attraction?
03:38Next is Gifu shooting.
03:40Something related to Gifu Prefecture will come from Gifu Prefecture.
03:43You throw a sexy knife in front of you and beat it.
03:46Don't call me suddenly.
03:48Ready, go!
03:50It's Gassho-zukuri.
03:52Can I beat it with a knife?
03:54What kind of game is this?
03:56What do you mean?
03:58It's BALO.
04:00BALO is walking.
04:02Welcome.
04:04You are strong.
04:07BALO is strong.
04:09The next attraction is...
04:11Ken-chan!
04:12Are you okay?
04:13You came out like an enemy.
04:15I'll stab you.
04:17You stabbed me in the middle.
04:19Your leg is cut. Are you okay?
04:21I fixed it.
04:23What did you fix?
04:25Isn't there a more fun attraction?
04:27Next is Gifu cruising.
04:28Gifu cruising?
04:29Get on the ship in front of you.
04:31Have fun.
04:33What is this?
04:35This is Gifu City Hall.
04:37Your life is over.
04:39This is Gifu City Hall.
04:41This is fun.
04:45I can't do it.
04:47Do you have a huge weapon?
04:49I have a seal.
04:51I can't do it.
04:55I'm the governor of Gifu Prefecture.
04:57Welcome to my hometown.
04:59I'm scared.
05:01I have a bad image.
05:03Why are your wings open?
05:05Why are you the governor of Gifu Prefecture?
05:09What are you talking about?
05:11Don't make fun of me.
05:13What is it?
05:15Is it here?
05:17It has nothing to do with Gifu Prefecture.
05:19Thank you very much.
05:29The north is China.
05:31The south is Okayama Prefecture in Seto Inland Sea.
05:35Momotaro.
05:37It is known as the land of the legend of Momotaro Yukari.
05:39In addition,
05:41It is said that Emperor Godaigo was buried here.
05:45It is the largest temple in the prefecture.
05:47It is a prefecture full of nature and history, such as Daigozakura.
05:51Please watch the Tohoku prefecture manzai of Westland from Okayama Prefecture.
06:01Please watch the Tohoku prefecture manzai of Westland from Okayama Prefecture.
06:10Thank you very much.
06:13Let's do our best.
06:17There was a quiz called Arunashi quiz.
06:19There was.
06:21There was a quiz for tea, but not for coffee.
06:23There was a quiz for babies, but not for children.
06:25There was a quiz for a castle, but not for a house.
06:27The answer is all in the colors.
06:29So, I thought of an original version of that, would you like to do it?
06:33I'm good at quizzes, so please give me a quiz.
06:35First, it's in Okayama prefecture, but not in other prefectures.
06:39It's in Okayama prefecture, but not in other prefectures.
06:43Okay, go ahead.
06:45A strong catchphrase.
06:47Okayama's catchphrase is,
06:49Okayama is the country of the sun.
06:51But it's not like the sun is the brightest in Japan.
06:53What are you trying to say?
06:55Okayama's sun is about 17.
06:57It's not the brightest in Japan.
06:59How can you say Okayama is the country of the sun?
07:01It's because Okayama has the highest water yield in Japan.
07:05What kind of ranking is that?
07:07Why are you going for a ranking that goes through the scorpion hole?
07:10What are you trying to say?
07:12It's not Okayama that is the country of the sun.
07:14It's because the number of days where water yields are less than 1mm is the largest country in Japan.
07:17People say you're trying to find saga or something like that.
07:20But it's just that you have more water yields than 1mm,
07:22and you're saying Okayama is the country of the sun.
07:24That's your strong catchphrase?
07:25It's a strong catchphrase, isn't it?
07:26No.
07:27It's a strong catchphrase, isn't it?
07:28No.
07:29Listen carefully.
07:30It's in Okayama prefecture, but not in other prefectures.
07:33Momotaro.
07:34No.
07:35It's Momotaro, isn't it?
07:36Okayama only has Momotaro.
07:39He was mentioned in the prequel movie.
07:42It's not there anymore.
07:43There's no story at all.
07:44That's not true.
07:45It's only Momotaro, so the VTR came out after all.
07:47There's no freshness.
07:48It was mentioned in the prequel movie.
07:49There are others.
07:50Momotaro.
07:51It's only Momotaro.
07:52It's only Momotaro.
07:53But there's a reason.
07:54Creamy Castle is in Momotaro airport, too.
07:55It's Momotaro jinx...
07:56...that裡面有很多人搞得耳に advancement.
07:57and people apologize...
07:58...to Motaro until now.
07:59But here comes...
08:00...Yamanashi and claims it.
08:01Say that.
08:03Let it be.
08:04There are many famous actors in Yamanashi.
08:05Okayama only has Momotaro.
08:07Why is there a legend from back roughly thousands years ago I'll take Yamanashi.
08:12Why is it that Yamanashi creates Momotaro suddenly?
08:16Please stop.
08:17Please stop.
08:18It's only Momotaro.
08:20It's only Momotaro.
08:21No.
08:22It's in Okayama prefecture, but not in other prefectures.
08:25There are a lot of famous comedians.
08:27No.
08:27There are a lot of comedians.
08:29There's Chidori-san, Mitorizu Riri, Longcoat Daddy Usagi, Hanako Akiyama,
08:34Kouki Kaidan Katamari, Kaeru Tei Nakano, Kagayaka, Tokyo Tenson Takeru.
08:38There are too many!
08:40Don't mess with me!
08:41Is it weird if there are so many?
08:42No, it's not.
08:43It's not good!
08:44There are so many!
08:45It's competitive because everyone is doing Okayama's job!
08:49If there are so many, it's because there are so many people from the prefecture!
08:53It's because everyone is doing Okayama's job!
08:55What's going on? There are only a few people doing Okayama's job.
08:57Isn't it weird?
08:58Also, recently, the soccer player Fajian Okayama was promoted to J1,
09:01so everyone is getting excited!
09:03Everyone is trying to do Fajian Okayama's job,
09:04and suddenly everyone is talking about soccer!
09:06Don't mess with me!
09:08What's going on?
09:09There are a lot of comedians from Okayama.
09:10No.
09:11There are a lot of comedians.
09:12There are a lot of comedians, but in comparison,
09:13there aren't any comedians at all.
09:15Even if it's a recording, no one talks about Okayama.
09:18That's not true.
09:19About two years ago, everyone made a group chat,
09:21but no one talked about Okayama.
09:23No one talked about Okayama.
09:24In the first place, Chidori-san doesn't care about Okayama.
09:27Nobu-san, especially Nobu-san, doesn't care about any of his juniors.
09:31Nobu-san is obsessed with getting along with comedians.
09:34That's not true.
09:35That's not true.
09:36That's not true.
09:37The answer is...
09:38I've said what I wanted to say, so that's enough.
09:39Thank you very much.
09:40The Winner is Shinji Kudo!
09:44I don't know why, but that was a funny comment from the fans
09:47at the Gifu festival, the night of the sea and the festival.
09:51I think it went like,
09:52doooon!
09:54The Real Story
09:57To introduce the live star everyone knows,
10:01Do you know Gifu Prefect, Minamo-chan?
10:04There's a loose character called Minamo-chan in Gifu Prefect.
10:07By the way, I've been a fan of Minamo-chan for a long time.
10:11There's a character called Minamo-chan, the water fairy.
10:14We usually work together at events in Gifu Prefecture.
10:18Minamo-chan really likes us.
10:21Minamo-chan was here the other day, so I said,
10:23let's dance together today.
10:25She was like, huh?
10:27Does Minamo-chan talk?
10:28No, she doesn't talk.
10:29She just makes a face.
10:31Maybe, but...
10:33How do you say it?
10:34Her soul has been replaced.
10:36I see.
10:37Her soul has been replaced.
10:39When we go to events for two days in a row,
10:42she has the exact opposite personality.
10:45It's not a personality.
10:46How about a restaurant in Okayama?
10:48There's a person called Shogo Aida.
10:51Even if he wears a red suit, it's all red.
10:54I don't know him.
10:56Maybe...
10:57I know him.
10:58Some people may know him,
10:59but when he goes to Okayama for business,
11:01he's always there.
11:02What kind of person is he?
11:03Is he a comedian or a talent?
11:05I really don't know.
11:07I've been doing radio shows,
11:10but I don't think he's an announcer.
11:12I'm watching the semi-finals of M-1.
11:16And I've interviewed Tom Cruise.
11:20The staff and the department...
11:22How do you know him?
11:24When we went to Okayama for business,
11:26he was always there.
11:28It's a school festival.
11:30There's a school festival, too.
11:31And when he goes to the airport,
11:32he usually stands with a red suit.
11:35Maybe he's the soul of Minamo-chan.
11:39I don't want to kill him.
11:42You go to live shows all over the country.
11:45Do you write or talk about it?
11:49When I go to Osaka for a live show,
11:52I get a little excited and slip.
11:56Even though everyone doesn't talk about it,
11:59I say,
12:00I was drinking!
12:01I say it in a loud voice and slip.
12:07Okinawa Prefecture is a beautiful and blue sea.
12:11The culture of the Ryukyu Kingdom is still alive.
12:16Caesar is famous as the protector of Okinawa.
12:20The warm climate throughout the year
12:23also affects the population.
12:26It is said that many people are cheerful and cheerful.
12:30Please watch HANJIRO,
12:33who is from Okinawa Prefecture,
12:35and his Todofuken Manzai.
12:43This is my mom.
12:49I'm HANJIRO from Okinawa.
12:51Nice to meet you.
12:55Please laugh.
12:57If you don't laugh, it will be a mess.
12:59In Okinawa dialect,
13:01they say,
13:02I will compress you.
13:04I think you should definitely laugh.
13:06Everyone is fine,
13:08but I want to hear the voice of the audience.
13:11You want to hear the voice?
13:12Can I do a voice-over?
13:14Voice-over?
13:15Like doing an interview?
13:17I think I've seen it before.
13:19Like a call and response?
13:21I think some people have seen it before.
13:23Everyone says,
13:24Mr.
13:26I don't know if that's it.
13:28If you say Romeo,
13:29they say,
13:30blue sky.
13:32I don't do that much.
13:34Okinawan style is good.
13:36Okinawan style call and response is good.
13:38Everyone says,
13:39Yes, sir.
13:40This is a greeting in Okinawa.
13:41Yes, sir.
13:43This is also in the airport.
13:44Yes, sir.
13:46You don't have to divide it.
13:48Actually, Okinawans don't use it.
13:53They say,
13:54Hello.
13:55They say,
13:56Welcome.
13:57They say,
13:58It will be fine.
13:59This is a foreign language for people outside the prefecture.
14:03This is the real Okinawa.
14:04If you say,
14:05Kampachi,
14:06everyone says,
14:07Sakai-machi.
14:08This is the most famous gag in Okinawa.
14:10It's very famous,
14:11but it's a scary gag
14:13that doesn't have a place to appear.
14:15If you say,
14:16Grand Prix,
14:17everyone says,
14:18Heepoo.
14:19Heepoo is a popular talent in Okinawa.
14:21If you say,
14:22T-31,
14:23everyone says,
14:24Paradise.
14:25This is a radio show
14:26that Heepoo has been doing for 20 years.
14:28If you say,
14:29Heepoo,
14:30everyone says,
14:31Hop.
14:32This is a TV show
14:33that Heepoo has been doing
14:34for 18 years.
14:35If you say,
14:36Heepoo,
14:37everyone says,
14:38Automobile school.
14:39Heepoo is too popular.
14:41Okinawa is full of Heepoo.
14:43Is that so?
14:45I don't know Heepoo Automobile school,
14:47but what is it?
14:48It's a TV show
14:49where Heepoo,
14:50who likes automobiles,
14:51learns about automobiles.
14:53Heepoo,
14:54do whatever you want.
14:55It's a little scary.
14:56Let's stop talking about Heepoo.
14:58If you say,
14:59It's open now,
15:00everyone says,
15:01Union.
15:02This is a famous supermarket
15:03in Okinawa
15:04that has been running for 24 hours.
15:05If you say,
15:06Union,
15:07ballpoint pen.
15:08If you say,
15:09Union,
15:10T-shirt.
15:11If you say,
15:12Union,
15:13stadium.
15:14They even have a stadium.
15:16Union is amazing.
15:18Okinawa is now
15:19dominated by Union and Heepoo.
15:22If you remember that.
15:23If you say,
15:24Higa-san, Higa-san, Higa-san, Higa-san,
15:25everyone says,
15:26Higa Real Estate.
15:27This is a commercial song
15:28in Okinawa.
15:29If you say,
15:30First of all,
15:31you can make a phone call.
15:32It's like,
15:33Call me.
15:34It's very similar.
15:35It's really similar.
15:38If you say,
15:39Marielle,
15:40I'll say,
15:41Goodbye.
15:42I've been saying it for a long time.
15:43Marriage.
15:44I've been saying it for a long time.
15:46I'm sorry.
15:47Let's go to the actual performance.
15:48Let's go to the actual performance.
15:49Let's make a phone call and get well together.
15:50You said too many thanks.
15:52The actual performance is over.
15:54That's enough.
15:55Thank you very much.
15:58It's interesting.
15:59I want to see Heepoo.
16:01I want to see him.
16:03Heepoo is a comedian.
16:06He was originally a comedian.
16:08How old are you?
16:09In my early fifties.
16:11He's about the same age as us.
16:14Oh, yes, yes.
16:19I'm not sure if it's a spoiler.
16:20It's getting late in Okinawa.
16:23The reason is because
16:25Heepoo is in Okinawa.
16:28Heepoo is in Okinawa.
16:30It's a spoiler because Heepoo is in Okinawa.
16:32There's a guy who's like the Gorgon Army.
16:34He's wearing a cheap wig.
16:36Yes, there is.
16:37Goeko Ensho.
16:39Who is he?
16:41He's really popular.
16:43Really?
16:45Is he a comedian?
16:47Yes, he is.
16:49He has a police poster.
16:51Yes, yes.
16:53He's really famous.
16:55It's really hard to get along with him.
16:59Why is he so popular?
17:01I think it's because
17:03I was talking to Julio about
17:05getting along with him.
17:07That's him.
17:09He's the most popular comedian in Kagoshima.
17:11He's the most popular comedian in Kagoshima.
17:13He's the most popular comedian in Kagoshima.
17:15The first comedian to lose his hair?
17:17He's 46th most popular comedian.
17:21He's the most popular comedian in Kagoshima,
17:23and the first comedian to lose his hair?
17:29Next, let's watch the finalists of
17:31the M-1 Grand Prix 2023
17:33Chishigashira.
17:37Katsukazan Sakurajima
18:07Watch the crime
18:15Good evening
18:17Good evening
18:19Good evening
18:21I'm Retsuyoshi Shishigashira
18:23Thank you
18:25Thank you
18:27It's like New Year's Eve
18:29It's wonderful
18:31I'm Akita from Kagoshima
18:33I'm Hamanaka from Tokyo
18:35Please remember our birthplace
18:37Of course
18:39First of all, Kagoshima is the number one country in the world
18:43Do you know what it is?
18:45Isn't it that?
18:47The ratio of baldness is the number one
18:49The ratio of baldness is 46
18:52What?
18:54In 47 prefectures?
18:5646
18:58Why am I bald?
19:00What kind of probability is this?
19:02By the way, what is the correct answer?
19:04The correct answer is that the length of the sword's shield is the number one country in the world
19:07I see
19:09Why am I really bald?
19:11I don't know
19:12It's a very thin probability
19:14I don't know
19:15By the way, isn't it fun to guess the answer?
19:17It's fun to guess the answer
19:19It's fun
19:20I haven't said it yet, but I'm very good at guessing the answer
19:23Even though you're bald?
19:25You don't have that feeling anymore
19:27Actually, I'm also good at it
19:29Let's play a game of guessing the answer
19:32It's a game of guessing the answer
19:34Let's play a game of guessing the answer
19:36Sounds good
19:37I'll go first
19:39Speaking of Tokyo, it's a convenience store
19:41It's not like that
19:43Stupid, bald, scum
19:45Who is the one who doesn't sell well?
19:48Sell well?
19:50Bald
19:51No profit
19:53Bald
19:54Correct
19:56Because you're good at it
19:57You're good at it
19:58Next, I have a question
20:00Speaking of Hiroshima, Sakurajima is famous
20:03A bird has fallen from Sakurajima
20:05What kind of bird is it?
20:07Bird?
20:08Bird
20:09Three, two, one
20:11Too bad
20:12The correct answer is Katsukazan
20:15So it's Kako
20:17Kako
20:18It's not good at all
20:19It's a good question
20:20I'll go
20:21Speaking of Tokyo, it's a car
20:23I've never heard of it
20:25A bald man met an accident
20:27Is he okay?
20:29Yes, he's okay
20:30He's not injured, so he's okay
20:33Correct
20:34He's strong
20:36As expected
20:37Next, I have a question
20:38Speaking of Kagoshima, Saigo Takamori is famous
20:41In Kagoshima, there are two statues
20:44The one with the dog?
20:46Yes
20:47What is the tool used to polish the statue?
20:51Three, two, one
20:53Too bad
20:54The correct answer is Zou
20:56Zoukin
20:57Zoukin
20:58Zoukin
20:59I see
21:00Don't think too much
21:01I'll go
21:02Speaking of Tokyo, it's a clock
21:04I've never heard of it
21:05Even if you get bald, what time do you get up?
21:08Nine o'clock
21:09Nine o'clock
21:10Nine o'clock
21:11Nine o'clock
21:12Correct
21:13Damn
21:15Let's hear the reason
21:19What do you mean?
21:21Why do you keep bringing up baldness?
21:24Because he's bald
21:26He thinks he's good at baldness
21:29He laughs every time I answer
21:32Give me a normal question
21:34Speaking of Tokyo, it's the sea
21:36That's fine
21:37I don't have any blood
21:39If you go to the sea, what is the job of a queen?
21:43If you go to the sea
21:45The queen of the sea
21:47The person who opens the key
21:49The correct answer is
21:51The sea and the queen
21:53It's the sea queen
21:55The level suddenly went up
21:58It's not that I couldn't solve it because it's not a matter of baldness
22:01You all felt that it suddenly became difficult, right?
22:04What is a bird that cares about its hair?
22:06Is it bald?
22:07Correct
22:08The level suddenly dropped
22:11Don't be fooled by his impression
22:14What is the word that makes you more and more bald?
22:17Words of encouragement
22:18Correct
22:19I wonder if he's good at it
22:21Wait a minute
22:23Do you think about this when you have free time?
22:25No, I picked it all up from the internet
22:27What is their purpose?
22:29I don't know
22:30I don't know
22:31I don't know
22:33You're too perverted
22:35Next, I will go to the original baldness that I thought of
22:38That's enough
22:39Thank you very much
22:43Shigashira
22:44How is it?
22:45Wait a minute
22:46Say it
22:48In Kagoshima, there is a talent called Tamari
22:53Tamari
22:54There is a person who is close to Tamari
22:57Tamari
22:58In Kagoshima, Tamari is more famous
23:02No way
23:03Really
23:04Tamari is more famous
23:06Tamari in Katakana
23:07Yes, Tamari in Katakana
23:10The regular program is called Tamari Ikiki Club
23:14It's a program that is very close to Tamari Club
23:19I think Tamari is more original
23:24It's completely different
23:26Tamari
23:28Tamari is close to 70 years old
23:30If Tamari walks around the city, people will think it's Tamari
23:33I think it will be a big panic
23:35Are you an entertainer?
23:37No, I'm an emcee
23:39It's like Aida Shogo
23:43I think it's really close
23:45Who was it?
23:46Heep
23:47Heep, Tamari, and Aida Shogo
23:50I wonder how it will be
23:51Aida Shogo is weak
23:53It's not weak
23:55No one will come to me
24:00The entertainer who conveys the charm of this city is
24:03Kanjiro
24:08Thank you
24:09Congratulations, Kanjiro
24:10I'm glad
24:11I have a wonderful present for you
24:13It's a set of udon that I ate in my hometown, Kagawa
24:21I'll give it to Heep
24:24I'll give it to Heep
24:26Thank you
24:28But it's not flowing in Okinawa
24:30It's not flowing
24:32I'll give it to you
24:34If you want to see the spoiler again, come to Heep