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00:00BATTLE RISU
00:04At the end of last year, the main attraction of this convenience store was...
00:09BATTLE RISU!
00:11Here it is, BATTLE RISU!
00:13In the 7th year since its creation, it advanced to the first final of the M-1 Grand Prix.
00:18In a straight-forward story, an A.C.E. player who doesn't know anything
00:22uses a straight-forward style of manzai to make a comeback.
00:28He wins the first round!
00:31And from a complete no-mark, he leaves a mark of 10th place.
00:36One more win and I'll be in the 10th place.
00:38The mysterious duo, BATTERIES, who appeared like a comet,
00:41will be solved with a testimony.
00:44I went in there too fast, so I cried.
00:47The pure A.C.E. episode and the unexpected past of Jike...
00:52Anyway, Jike was sharp.
00:55And he also showed off his manzai.
00:57I didn't have any difficult words.
01:02Today's guest is the runner-up BATTERIES of the M-1 Grand Prix 2024!
01:08Welcome!
01:09Thank you!
01:11I'm happy. Thank you.
01:14The judges put you in BATTERIES.
01:19It's BATTERIES, right?
01:21Why? There was only a button for REIWA-ROMAN.
01:24Why did you put me in REIWA-ROMAN?
01:26I was looking for BATTERIES.
01:28If Shibata-san had put me in...
01:30I was really worried.
01:33It was really interesting.
01:34What did you think of BATTERIES?
01:36What if you were sitting there?
01:38When I first came out, I had a stupid hairstyle.
01:42I thought he would say something stupid.
01:45I was funny from an unexpected angle.
01:48It's amazing that you're too thin.
01:50I was too thin.
01:52It's amazing that you're so popular.
01:55It's amazing.
01:57I was busy.
01:58I was wondering if you were winning, so I looked you up.
02:01What?
02:02BATTERIES is the most popular.
02:04We used to be less popular.
02:07We were only popular in Osaka.
02:09Tokyo and Osaka are popular now.
02:11Yes.
02:12Your back hair is growing.
02:14It doesn't matter.
02:17BATTERIES joined NSC in 2013.
02:22They were working as a duo.
02:27We asked a comedian who knew them.
02:34Hello, I'm KABE POSTA.
02:36As you said, Japanese drums are a bit long.
02:40I didn't say that.
02:42I didn't mean it.
02:43Who are you talking to?
02:45I'm KABE POSTA.
02:48KABE POSTA is a member of BATTERIES.
02:51They are close to each other in private.
02:54BATTERIES is a fairy tale.
02:57ACE was close to me.
03:02We took the same class.
03:05Since then, I've been aiming for something.
03:09I think everyone knew I was stupid.
03:13I had that impression.
03:16BATTERIES joined NSC in 2013.
03:19They were working as a duo.
03:21But I was working with a guy who was more stupid than ACE.
03:24That's rare.
03:26He was a guy who always made a joke.
03:30I've never seen him making a joke.
03:34BATTERIES looks serious.
03:37But there is a surprising rumor.
03:40BATTERIES was sharp.
03:43That's the only rumor.
03:45BATTERIES quit NSC because BATTERIES didn't want to join NSC.
03:49He quit NSC.
03:51BATTERIES was sharp.
03:53BATTERIES didn't have enough attendance.
03:57BATTERIES couldn't graduate from NSC.
03:59After that, each duo disbanded.
04:03BATTERIES was formed in 2017.
04:07There is a surprising reason why BATTERIES and BATTERIES joined NSC.
04:11When we were playing baseball, BATTERIES and BATTERIES were pitching.
04:15BATTERIES called ACE.
04:18I was relieved that BATTERIES was throwing the ball.
04:24BATTERIES was pitching.
04:27BATTERIES was pitching.
04:31That's good.
04:35BATTERIES was catching the ball.
04:37BATTERIES was good.
04:42BATTERIES and BATTERIES partnered up as a team.
04:48That is the baseball team, right?
04:50That's right.
04:51Who did BATTERIES team work with?
04:55I've never seen them.
04:57I didn't know what kind of person they were.
05:00But you invited him because he was a good catcher?
05:02Yes.
05:03And you made him laugh?
05:03Well, if he was good at catching, I thought he'd be able to do something.
05:08I don't think so.
05:09What kind of question is that?
05:10Well, well, well.
05:11What did you think when you called out to him?
05:13The reason I invited him to the duo was because he invited me with a bullpen during the game.
05:18A bullpen?
05:18When it was a 2-out, the pitcher would make a shoulder,
05:21and when I got off the bench, he asked me if I wanted to play with him,
05:24so I was like, when are you going to say that?
05:26While making a shoulder?
05:27First of all...
05:29That's amazing.
05:30I had decided to invite him on that day.
05:33You had decided before?
05:34Yes, but there are 9 people in the baseball team,
05:36so I couldn't invite him when there were a lot of people.
05:39I see.
05:40So the bullpen was the only place I could invite 2 people.
05:43You thought about it, right?
05:44Yes.
05:45Was it okay for the next inning to have a pitcher?
05:46The three of us held him down.
05:48Wow.
05:49He couldn't move.
05:50And that's how the Batteries were formed.
05:54The first thing that caught the eye was the ace's silly character.
05:58Was that silly character real, or was it just a character?
06:02We asked the two of them, who were in the same class as the coach.
06:05This is the time when people will say it.
06:08During the live, when we were about to make a corner,
06:13the MC would explain the corner,
06:15and only the ace would be like, po-ka-n.
06:19He didn't understand the corner.
06:23If it was a gesture game, you would understand,
06:26but if it was a gesture game, you wouldn't be able to understand it.
06:29Oh, I see.
06:30The MC would explain the corner,
06:32and he would say,
06:34do you understand the ace?
06:35There was a time for that.
06:37If he said he didn't understand,
06:39there was a time for him to say it to the ace again.
06:41He would do it twice.
06:42That's why I thought he was silly.
06:45He's silly.
06:46But he forgave it.
06:48That's right.
06:49He's cute.
06:50He's kind.
06:51We also asked the senpai who was in the same grass baseball team.
06:56Who's pretty?
06:57Mochiman.
06:58Hello.
06:59Suji-kun.
07:00Nii-san.
07:01In baseball and in comedy,
07:03the two senpais were the ones who took care of him the most.
07:06The president of Japan, Suji.
07:10Is the ace real?
07:13Are you making a character?
07:15No, I can't make a character.
07:18You can't?
07:19What do you mean?
07:20I can't make a character.
07:21On the contrary,
07:23if you expect too much from him,
07:27he won't lie to you.
07:29He'll say, I know that.
07:32I see.
07:33He won't pretend he doesn't know.
07:35I see.
07:36I see.
07:37That's right.
07:38Even though the ace is silly,
07:40he's honest and pure.
07:42I got this shirt from Tsuji.
07:44One day, Tsuji saw the pure side of the ace on stage.
07:48When Tsuji made a mistake or said something mean,
07:53he said, why did you do that?
07:55He said something like, are you mad?
07:58I think he was mad.
08:01He said, why did you do that?
08:03I said, thank you.
08:04Then he went home.
08:06He got too into it and started crying.
08:09Really.
08:10He cried?
08:11He was overwhelmed.
08:13It was frustrating.
08:14Really.
08:15How cute.
08:17He's a silly and pure ace,
08:20but there's a surprising side to him.
08:23To be honest,
08:25he's a straight-forward guy.
08:28He throws straight in the middle.
08:31That's right.
08:32He's a strong opponent.
08:33But he's really good at controlling.
08:35He's good at attacking.
08:36He's a bit of a side-kicker.
08:37He throws a side-kick.
08:39He's a bit of a side-kicker.
08:40He's a bit of a side-kicker.
08:42He's a bit of a side-kicker.
08:43He's a bit of a side-kicker.
08:44And he's really good at defending.
08:46He's really good at defending.
08:47He's a great attacker.
08:49Amazing.
08:51He's the type to make you stutter.
08:53That's right.
08:54He's really good at defending.
08:55He can throw 7 kinds of side-kicks like this.
08:57That's amazing.
08:58He can throw 7 kinds of side-kicks like this.
08:59He can move the ball and throw it to the front.
09:01Amazing.
09:02He's a silly and pure Darby.
09:04He's not Darby.
09:06And there's a mysterious entertainer, Jike.
09:09He seems to be a pretty unusual guy.
09:12We were doing a unit show together called Bakamaru Live.
09:15And it went on for a long time.
09:18He came to the opening with 3 teams.
09:21He said, thank you for coming.
09:23I asked him how many times he came.
09:25And he said, it's the 52nd time.
09:27He can answer the number of times he came.
09:30He has all the data.
09:32He has all the numbers.
09:33He has all the numbers.
09:34He's a catcher.
09:36That's all I can say.
09:37That's all I can say.
09:39Tsuji, who was a pitcher in Kusaya-kyu, was surprised by Jike's data.
09:47I've been waiting for this day.
09:53In Kusaya-kyu?
09:54What kind of chance is this?
09:56He's a data ID player.
09:59He's a data ID player.
10:00He's a data ID player.
10:04I've seen a lot of people's videos on YouTube.
10:08I've seen a lot of people's videos on YouTube.
10:10I love comedy.
10:12I love crime.
10:15And I also like to analyze.
10:18Don't you get a little scared?
10:19Don't you get a little scared?
10:21Oh, you think it's funny?
10:24But I think I've written all of Untouchable's and Sandwichman's stories.
10:30I said I didn't have enough attendance to go to NSC.
10:33I wrote everything without attendance.
10:35I drew a line in green.
10:37I drew a line in light blue.
10:39I drew a line in yellow.
10:41I checked the balance.
10:44That's amazing.
10:46I think I've added a little bit of composition.
10:49I didn't know about comic books until I joined NSC.
10:53I didn't know about comic books until I joined NSC.
10:54I didn't know about comic books until I joined NSC.
10:56I've done it, too.
10:57But it's funny to watch while drawing.
11:01So I laughed and didn't draw.
11:03What did you do?
11:04I didn't draw.
11:05I drew like this.
11:09You're stupid.
11:10I can't concentrate.
11:12It's too funny.
11:13It's not good to be able to draw.
11:17I see.
11:18What's the relationship between the two of you?
11:21It's like a pitcher and a catcher.
11:24The pitcher is positive thinking.
11:27I'm negative thinking.
11:29I'm thinking about what to do if something happens here.
11:33I think the pitcher is positive thinking.
11:36That's important.
11:37You're preparing for it.
11:39There was an unexpected situation.
11:42There was a quiz.
11:43Director Nomura said,
11:44The pitcher is positive thinking.
11:46The catcher is negative thinking.
11:48There are plus and minus, so it's a battery.
11:51I think it's really like that.
11:54When the duo was formed,
11:56It was an orthodox manzai where the ace was funny and the catcher was positive thinking.
12:02It was a standard manzai.
12:04In fact, they couldn't leave any results.
12:07I see.
12:08I prepared a funny but difficult explanation of the joke.
12:14The ace couldn't remember it.
12:16So I had a hard time.
12:19You made him remember a difficult joke.
12:22I was wondering what you were talking about.
12:25It's strange that the ace isn't popular.
12:28He wasn't popular at all.
12:30Until this episode.
12:32He was always having fun.
12:34Why isn't he popular?
12:38Maybe he wasn't human.
12:41I had a strange feeling when he was funny.
12:44When he was funny.
12:46It's not a big deal.
12:48It's not a big deal.
12:51It's like...
12:54He's acting.
12:56It's like he's overdoing it.
12:58And the Batteries couldn't leave any results.
13:02In 2022, they finally broke through the wall of the third round.
13:08In fact, there was a behind-the-scenes story.
13:11You told me to make a funny joke.
13:13When I make a joke, I always make a funny joke.
13:16It's really fast.
13:18And it's accurate and simple.
13:21It's as fast as hitting the wall.
13:24It's amazing.
13:25It's the same speed.
13:28Tsuji noticed the straight-forward joke of the ace.
13:33Thanks to his advice, he made a comedy based on the ace's story.
13:38And the style is born now.
13:40No one told me to do it.
13:42I didn't tell you to do it.
13:44Please destroy it.
13:46Why do you do it all the time?
13:48I see.
13:50I do it all the time.
13:52And he made a big leap in M-1 in 2024.
13:57He demonstrated the moment to the audience.
14:03Mr. Ishida.
14:05Mr. Ishida.
14:06He was a judge last year.
14:10What did he think of Batteries' comedy?
14:13It was interesting.
14:15It was systematic.
14:22And there were a lot of easy-to-understand jokes.
14:32When I let my guard down, there was a punch line.
14:38It was fresh.
14:40I felt like I was in a concert.
14:43And there was a lot of heat.
14:47I was surprised.
14:51I was like, yes, this is comedy.
14:55I didn't know when it would be funny.
14:59He made me realize that.
15:04Mr. Ishida, who is also a teacher of NSC, analyzes Batteries' comedy.
15:08What is new?
15:10Batteries' comedy is unusual.
15:15Both of them don't try to make people laugh.
15:20I see.
15:21They just want to tell the aces what's going on.
15:28And the aces are the aces.
15:32They are deceiving me.
15:35They don't joke around.
15:39They don't make fun of me.
15:41Moreover, there is an action in the comedy that amplifies the truth of the story.
15:48When I listen to the aces' story, they move a lot.
15:53That's what I avoid in the first class of NSC.
16:00The aces tell me not to move because they don't want to hear the aces' lines.
16:08But Batteries' comedy shows the stupidity of the aces.
16:15It shows the stupidity of the aces.
16:19Batteries' comedy shows the truth of the story.
16:23It's the truth.
16:25That's why it's called NSC.
16:28I think it's amazing that the aces' comedy shows the stupidity of the aces.
16:37The analysis is amazing.
16:39It's amazing.
16:40As expected of Ishida-kun.
16:42Neither of them are joking around.
16:44The aces are watching me.
16:47They don't make fun of me.
16:50The aces' comedy shows the ultimate daily conversation.
16:54I can tell the aces' story in the first class.
16:57I want to make it a real conversation.
17:00I see.
17:01For example, if I talk about the world heritage, the aces won't understand it.
17:05It's a conversation.
17:07But it's normal to talk about the world heritage after the aces' story.
17:12I was particular about that.
17:14The aces' story was low-tension.
17:17It wasn't like that.
17:19You don't know anything now, do you?
17:21I don't know anything now.
17:23What were you thinking?
17:26The line between yellow and blue.
17:28I was worried because there was no red.
17:31The TV code?
17:32The TV code was yellow.
17:33Why did you have to do that?
17:35After this, the aces' comedy shows the ultimate daily conversation.
17:42The aces' comedy shows the ultimate daily conversation.
17:48Hello.
17:53We are the aces.
18:00I'm in my mid-thirties.
18:02I want to have an adult hobby.
18:04An adult hobby?
18:05I'm looking for a hobby.
18:08A hobby?
18:09I think it's a good idea for you.
18:11I want to have a hobby.
18:16It's not fun.
18:19I don't want to have a hobby.
18:21I see.
18:22I'm in my mid-thirties.
18:24I want to have a hobby.
18:26You don't have to say that.
18:28You all look happy.
18:30You don't have to say that.
18:32That's great.
18:33But if you look for a hobby, it's good for you.
18:36Really?
18:37What is it?
18:38I don't know what to do.
18:40To put it simply, you wear a kimono in a tea room.
18:43You spend about two hours drinking tea and eating sweets.
18:46That's a hobby.
18:47You're lying.
18:49You don't know anything about SADO.
18:51You're trying to trick me.
18:52I'm not trying to trick you.
18:53As I just said, SADO is like that.
18:55Who takes two hours to hydrate?
18:58No, no, no.
18:59You're crazy.
19:00You can't drink tea in five seconds.
19:02That's what everyone does.
19:04I can read one manga in two hours.
19:07You can read a little more.
19:09What?
19:10One manga in two hours?
19:11It depends on the person.
19:12I read one manga in two hours.
19:13I see.
19:14I don't want to take two hours to hydrate.
19:16But it's good because it's your hobby.
19:18It's not just hydrating.
19:20There are a lot of rules.
19:22There are a lot of rules, but I don't care.
19:24Really?
19:25For example, there are matcha and tea sweets.
19:27You have to eat all the tea sweets before you drink the matcha.
19:31Let me do whatever I want.
19:33I don't care.
19:35Tea sweets are usually sweet.
19:37You have to eat it first and make it sweet in your mouth.
19:40Then you can feel the bitterness of the matcha.
19:43Why do you go to pick up the bitterness?
19:46No, no.
19:47I want to avoid bitter things as much as possible.
19:50I don't want to go to pick up the bitterness.
19:52Bitterness is made into a body that tastes good depending on stress.
19:56When I was a child, I didn't have much stress, so I didn't like coffee.
19:59But as an adult, I have a lot of stress.
20:01I still have a bitter taste of bell peppers.
20:03I still have a bitter taste of bell peppers because I have fun and no stress every day.
20:07Don't go to pick up the bitterness.
20:10I'll tell you another tip.
20:12There are people who make matcha by themselves.
20:14There are people who make matcha by themselves.
20:16In that case, take a bowl of tea with your right hand and put it in your left hand.
20:19Turn it 90 degrees three times so that the pattern doesn't come in front of you.
20:23You have to drink it while turning it three times.
20:26You have to remember this.
20:27I didn't have any difficult words.
20:30I don't understand.
20:32Where is my cup?
20:34Where is my cup?
20:36Don't call it a cup.
20:38It's a cup, isn't it?
20:40It's a cup, isn't it?
20:42There are many people who make tea more than 1 million yen.
20:44Don't give me that!
20:46I can break it with plastic.
20:49You can't give me that.
20:51There are two ways to make tea.
20:53There are two ways to make tea.
20:56You two should get along.
20:59You two should get along.
21:02That's right.
21:03That's the way of tea ceremony.
21:05I don't do tea ceremony.
21:06You should remember this.
21:07If you make tea for your parents, you will have a good relationship.
21:09You can't live with that.
21:11Thank you very much.
21:13I can't live with that.
21:16That's a good one at the end.
21:19I like that.
21:20I like that.
21:21I like that.
21:24He is a good person.
21:25That's a good one.
21:26He is a good person.
21:27I like that.
21:28He is a good person.
21:29He is a good person.
21:30That's the best word.
21:32That's the best word.
21:33I like that.
21:34When I listen to this, I feel like I'm on the side of the ace.
21:38That's right.
21:39You can't call the ace a fool.
21:44After this, Tsujigawa-san is going to be famous.
21:48I'm going to be famous.
21:54It's a ramen town.
21:56You can't go out even if you live here once.
21:59It's a ramen town.
22:02Batteries Ace.
22:04In fact, the name of the game was given by the president of Japan, Tsuji.
22:08He told me the secret of the name.
22:11One day, I went to the dressing room.
22:15I told the manager that I wanted to change the name of the game.
22:21He rejected me.
22:23What kind of game is it?
22:24It's called Takoyaki.
22:26Takoyaki.
22:27At that time, he was very angry.
22:30He told me to do my best as an ace.
22:33I said,
22:35You can't call the ace a fool.
22:37In fact, there was another candidate for the name of the game in Tsuji.
22:42That is...
22:43A fool.
22:45It's a mess.
22:46I said,
22:47I'll accept it even if it's a school greeting.
22:50It's a fool.
22:51I said,
22:52I'm a fool of Batteries.
22:55I said,
22:56I'll accept it for sure.
22:58I've never played a stupid game like this.
23:00I've never played a game where the ace is a fool.
23:04I thought there would be no more bad words like a fool.
23:08At school.
23:09A fool is the same as him.
23:11I thought a fool would be a compliment.
23:14If he was popular.
23:15But he said,
23:16No, no, no.
23:18That's right.
23:19He said,
23:20I'll talk to him.
23:22He's a kind boy.
23:25I'm a fool.
23:26I'm a fool.
23:27I'm a fool.
23:28I'm a fool.
23:29I'm a fool.
23:30I'm a fool.
23:31I'm a fool.
23:32I'm a fool.
23:33I'm a fool.
23:34I'm a fool.
23:35I'm a fool.
23:36I'm a fool.
23:37I'm a fool.
23:38I'm a fool.
23:39I'm a fool.
23:40I'm a fool.
23:41I'm a fool.
23:42I'm a fool.
23:43I'm a fool.
23:44I'm a fool.
23:45I'm a fool.
23:46I'm a fool.
23:47I'm a fool.
23:48I'm a fool.
23:49I'm a fool.
23:50I'm a fool.
23:51I'm a fool.
23:52I'm a fool.