アメトーーク！ さんまVS売れっ子若手芸人(2024)＜年末SP＞
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00:00Oh, guys.
00:02The members' special season is
00:04Samba vs. Greg
00:06What do you think about the opening?
00:08The opening of the comedy world?
00:10The opening of the comedy world?
00:12This year is also full of generations.
00:14This year is also coming.
00:16Jin, I'm counting on you.
00:18No, no, no.
00:20Is it the 6th year?
00:22It's like the 6th time.
00:24That's right.
00:26That means it's the 6th year since Yami Aigyo.
00:28That's right.
00:30Well, let's get started.
00:32Let's call him.
00:34It's Akashiya Samba.
00:36Akashiya Samba
00:38Akashiya Samba
00:40Akashiya Samba
00:42Akashiya Samba
00:44Akashiya Samba
00:46Akashiya Samba
00:48It's different.
00:50He was a little late before the show.
00:52He ran to the bathroom before the show.
00:54He ran to the bathroom before the show.
00:56He walked straight for 7 minutes.
00:58and came back.
01:00and came back.
01:02He didn't greet me.
01:04He didn't greet me.
01:06He didn't notice it,
01:08He attacked me.
01:10He attacked me.
01:12He attacked acne.
01:14He attacked acne.
01:16It's like the 6th time.
01:18It's like the 6th time.
01:20Even though I didn't want 5th year,
01:22but he did??
01:24The producer said, let's do it one more time, and we did it again and again.
01:34One time, Hoto-chan wasn't there, so Jinnai and I did it.
01:38Really?
01:39Hoto-chan was there because of COVID-19.
01:41I told him to call Miyasako, but he said he couldn't.
01:48Seiya and Kusanagi were there, so they were all there.
01:51The more we went out, the faster the opening talk started.
01:56There's no one here to talk about Ame Talk.
02:00There's no male audience?
02:01No.
02:02I was like, wow!
02:03No, I don't know.
02:06No one was listening, so I was like, what?
02:09Kusanagi was wearing a gold medal every time.
02:12My manager, who I talk to every time, is also wearing a gold medal in a small picture.
02:19Kusanagi is a nurse.
02:22Say hello properly.
02:24Lower your head.
02:26That's what Hoto-chan told me today.
02:29Shinagawa-girl, Shinagawa, was behind her.
02:32She kept trying to say hello, but you guys were messing around.
02:36She said, I made you laugh.
02:38I didn't laugh.
02:39Did I make you laugh?
02:40No, that's fine.
02:42I'm not interested in people's laughter.
02:45Let's do our best.
02:47Let's do our best.
02:48Then, I said, it's about 60 points.
02:51If you score more than that, I won't be able to win.
02:56The audience doesn't understand the first talk.
02:59The audience has changed.
03:01It's an admirable show.
03:04It's changed.
03:05Is it true?
03:06It's the same as the first talk.
03:11The audience is just looking for a place to laugh.
03:14Where should I laugh?
03:17Now, it's all in Yohondoriya.
03:19Yohondoriya of the factory committee.
03:22The production cost is running out, so Sanma and Matsuko are also in Yohondoriya.
03:26Is that so?
03:27So, Moku Kindo is in Yoho Yoho Yohoen.
03:32Before Yohondoriya, you're doing a radio show, right?
03:34Yes, I'm doing a radio show called Young Town.
03:37Before that, you go golfing, right?
03:39Yes, I do.
03:41Let's take a break from golf.
03:44This golf is a comparison of the treatment of Iwaashi.
03:49It's a comparison with Iwaashi.
03:51It's a great comparison.
03:53I've been reflecting on it every day.
03:56I shouldn't have said that.
03:58I've been talking about it for a long time.
04:00What is it?
04:03What is it?
04:04I can't move forward at all.
04:09It has nothing to do with Iwaashi.
04:11It has nothing to do with Iwaashi.
04:12It's Miyasako's story.
04:15It's the worst story of Jumbo Kido.
04:23Nagatani, what do you think of Sanma?
04:25I wonder if he remembers me.
04:27You've met him many times.
04:29Does he remember me?
04:30Because we did a guest work at the factory committee before.
04:35Nagaru and Kuritani came to Kuremon I.
04:38They were interested in me.
04:41It was a coincidence.
04:43It's impossible.
04:45This is the first time that the king of the United States, Kumamoto Pro-wrestling, and Isshiki Toiro have met.
04:54Kumamoto Pro-wrestling.
04:55How many times have you met?
04:57110th anniversary.
04:58It's a legendary day.
05:00The day before yesterday, Yurian Retriever was in Corona.
05:05Yes.
05:06Kumamoto Pro-wrestling came on that day.
05:10I was really lucky.
05:11You played Yurian.
05:13I couldn't go to the rehearsal, so I watched it on video.
05:17The rehearsal was longer than the actual performance.
05:22The rehearsal was longer than the actual performance.
05:23What do you mean?
05:25What do you think when you watch the rehearsal?
05:26I was on it.
05:29I was surprised.
05:30You were on the rehearsal?
05:31It was about three hours.
05:34Did you watch it all?
05:35I watched it all.
05:36But the actual performance was completely different.
05:41It was a meaningless time.
05:42Next, Toiro.
05:44I was on it about three times.
05:48But I couldn't keep up with the conversation, movement, and development.
05:53So I read a book about body vision today.
05:55Body vision?
05:59Originally, I became a comedian to solve my lack of exercise.
06:02Wow.
06:07You have a lot of licenses, don't you?
06:09I have a lot of qualifications.
06:12What kind of qualifications do you have?
06:14It's funny.
06:18It's funny.
06:19It's normal.
06:22There are funny qualifications.
06:24It's funny?
06:25For example, what is this?
06:28Applied Information Technology Test.
06:33Nara Mahoroba Certification.
06:36What else?
06:41I have an IT passport.
06:44That's good.
06:51Next, Kuritani.
06:53I'm counting on you.
06:58What are you talking about?
07:01It's your turn.
07:03It's your turn.
07:05Two years ago.
07:06Two years ago?
07:07I was on the show for the first time.
07:09It was two years ago.
07:10It was my debut.
07:13Who?
07:14Who?
07:15It's my story.
07:18Don't talk about my story.
07:20How was it two years ago?
07:21Two years ago, I said,
07:23I said, let's have a battle.
07:26I was drawn.
07:29Really?
07:30You were drawn?
07:31Who judged you?
07:32You were drawn?
07:33Yes.
07:35I wanted to have a battle last year.
07:38But Osaru and Ito were noisy.
07:44I couldn't have a battle.
07:48But I couldn't win alone.
07:50You were alone.
07:51I passed the test.
07:53You passed?
07:54Yes.
07:55Niyama is nervous today.
08:01I don't like Kuritani and Nagano.
08:06They don't get along.
08:08They don't get along with Kuritani.
08:10I said, I'm not good at this.
08:12But he praised me a lot.
08:16I think you noticed.
08:18When I started talking,
08:20Jinnai was one step ahead of me.
08:24Really?
08:27You know what he likes, right?
08:30He likes something.
08:31He likes something.
08:32You'll win today.
08:33I'll win today.
08:34You'll win today.
08:35Let's have a battle.
08:38Sometimes he doesn't shake.
08:41I shake and you rest?
08:44Yes.
08:45I see.
08:46You don't...
08:47What?
08:50You lose.
08:51I lose.
08:52You lose.
08:53You lose.
08:54You lose.
08:55Don't underestimate animals.
08:56Salmon is really...
08:57Salmon!
08:58If a dog could do that,
09:00it would be great.
09:03What happened to the comedy monster?
09:09What do young people think of the comedy monster?
09:14We asked them various questions.
09:18First, Seiya.
09:20What was your impression of Sanma-san?
09:24We were on the main 27-hour TV show.
09:27We were on the factory committee's live show.
09:29We were in the middle of a mess.
09:32I thought he would be angry.
09:36But he was smiling and having fun.
09:40Sanma-san.
09:41Sanma-san.
09:42We were on the main 27-hour TV show.
09:44We were in a mess.
09:46Yoshimura-san was jumping around.
09:48I didn't know what to do.
09:51I thought Sanma-san would be angry.
09:55But when we were on the TV show,
09:57he was so quiet.
09:58He said,
09:59I like being on the show.
10:02He said,
10:03I like being on the show.
10:04He was so quiet.
10:05He said,
10:06I like being on the show.
10:07Then he stopped talking.
10:09He did the next line,
10:11but he stopped talking.
10:13On the 27-hour TV show,
10:15Soshina was making fun of Sanma-san.
10:17He said,
10:18Sanma-san, you're an old man now.
10:20Sanma-san was like,
10:21Sanma-san, you're an old man now.
10:22You did it.
10:23Explain him properly.
10:24You did it.
10:26You said,
10:27you're an old man.
10:28It was not an old man race.
10:30You can't do this.
10:32Because on the last show,
10:35when I asked,
10:36Oh, I'm the one who said that Soshina is not funny, right?
10:39Yes, yes, yes.
10:40I'm an old man, you know.
10:43So, I thought this was an old man's joke.
10:46Yes, yes, yes.
10:48That's amazing.
10:49That's right.
10:50But if you get angry at an old man, Soshina is a funny guy.
10:53Yes, yes, yes.
10:54So, in order to make this funny, what did I do?
10:58So, at that time, you were like, this is going to happen.
11:01So, I prepared a joke that I realized after a long time.
11:06It was very fast.
11:08It was like, the old man is coming.
11:10When the place is noisy,
11:11It's like, the old man is coming.
11:12No!
11:13Yes, it's the old man.
11:15It's hard!
11:17It's very hard today!
11:19It's the hardest thing I've done in 5 years.
11:22The old man is coming means,
11:24It's the old man.
11:25Then it's not, right?
11:27I'm sorry.
11:29So, Soshina said something like, the place is noisy.
11:32So, Sanma-san immediately made a joke.
11:34It's the old man.
11:36It's the old man.
11:37He said that?
11:38Yes, he said that.
11:39So, I made a joke.
11:41Yes, yes.
11:42It's not a good guy.
11:44It's not a nice guy.
11:46I made a joke like that.
11:48Then, the next thing,
11:50Sanma-san said, it's Sontaku.
11:52It's Sontaku.
11:53It's you!
11:54It's you!
11:56It's you!
11:57It's hard to talk today!
11:59I see.
12:00Do your best!
12:01Don't you watch the place you appeared?
12:04I watch it too much.
12:05I watch it for 27 hours.
12:07I watch it for 27 hours.
12:08It's like a nice guy, right?
12:10Yes.
12:11Next, it's Sontaku.
12:13I made a joke and he was happy.
12:15Then, he said, it's you!
12:17It's Sontaku.
12:19It's hard!
12:20He said that.
12:21It was hard.
12:22Then, he didn't appear.
12:25At the end of the 27-hour TV show,
12:28he said, thank you for your hard work on LINE.
12:31Then, Sanma-san said,
12:32it's Sontaku.
12:34It's you!
12:35He said that.
12:40He didn't appear.
12:41He didn't appear.
12:42It's you!
12:43It's you!
12:44I'm Nenjitai.
12:45I'm Nenjitai.
12:46I took a pose like this.
12:48It's Sontaku.
12:50It's you!
12:51It's you!
12:52It's Sontaku.
12:53Sanma-san and Kimutaku.
12:54It's Kimutaku.
12:55It's Kimutaku.
12:56Kimutaku is the only one who is cool.
12:59I said, it's you!
13:00Then, he said, it's you!
13:03It's you!
13:04It was a beautiful flow.
13:07It was hard.
13:08He didn't appear.
13:09It's Sontaku.
13:10It's you!
13:11I see.
13:12It's Sontaku.
13:14But, Sanma-san...
13:15But, Sanma-san...
13:16But, Sanma-san...
13:17But, Sanma-san...
13:18But, Sanma-san...
13:19But, Sanma-san...
13:20Am I in this situation now?
13:21Am I in this situation now?
13:22Am I in this situation now?
13:23No.
13:25I was the most excited this year.
13:27I was the most excited this year.
13:28It happened like this at the end of the year.
13:30Next is Rintaro.
13:34He asked, what do you think of Sanma-san?
13:37He asked, what do you think of Sanma-san?
13:41As expected.
13:42You have so many things to talk about!
13:45Really, yes.
13:47Really, so many things to talk about!
13:49First of all, I watch a lot of things, including my own videos, and I watch all the videos that exist on Earth.
13:58That's true.
14:01That's why when the topic of salmon came up during the program, I thought,
14:04Oh, salmon. Salmon is related to all living things. It's related to all living things in this pyramid.
14:10I was driven by knowledge.
14:14Then, salmon is really...
14:16Salmon!
14:17Salmon!
14:18Salmon!
14:19That's good.
14:20That's good.
14:21Salmon is good now.
14:22Salmon is good now.
14:23You guys eat it with care.
14:26Salmon!
14:27How do you eat salmon?
14:28I saved the Earth.
14:30It's a nutrient source for more than 280 species of living things.
14:35That's good.
14:36That's great.
14:37I saved the Earth by pulling up the sky, the sea, the river, and the bear.
14:48The soil is the same.
14:49The soil is delicious.
14:50That's right.
14:51It's a tree.
14:52It's a tree.
14:53I'm talking.
14:58He's like a wild fish.
15:02The most talkative fish.
15:05I've noticed recently.
15:07When a four-legged animal comes out, it always becomes a poodle and comes back.
15:12What do you mean?
15:13I'm talking about knowledge.
15:15But in the end, it comes back as a poodle.
15:17What?
15:18It depends on the characteristics of the poodle.
15:21As a result, I've been dating a woman who buys a poodle recently.
15:27That's possible.
15:28That's possible.
15:29It's been about two years.
15:30It's easy to say.
15:31It's been about two years.
15:32It's easy to say.
15:33Suddenly, all of a sudden, it becomes a poodle.
15:35I drink iced coffee.
15:41Toypotatoes are made.
15:43Toypotatoes.
15:44Small Toypotatoes.
15:45Small Toypotatoes.
15:46Small Toypotatoes.
15:47Small Toypotatoes.
15:48Toypotatoes.
15:49It's small.
15:50It's small.
15:51It's small.
15:52I wish I could be a dolphin.
16:00What do you mean?
16:07What does that mean if the dolphin is small?
16:10In a bath, there are toys of dolphins swimming.
16:20I got it but they're not like this.
16:24I'm going to look away. Don't look at me. He can't pick up that he touched a
16:3069-year-old
16:37Mateo
16:41Yeah, so you've got a team that's not the only
16:44Jibun
17:14I
17:44Know
18:14I
18:44I'm sorry to say this but,
18:46next year,
18:48the cost of grass will be higher.
18:50What?
18:52I'm going to focus on that.
18:54I'm going to make money.
18:56Hey!
18:58You're a man of the park.
19:00You're a man of the park.
19:02You're a man of the park.
19:04You're going to make money with that?
19:06You're going to make money with that?
19:08You're going to make money with that?
19:10How about a change of name?
19:12You're a man of the park.
19:14You're a man of the park.
19:16You're a man of the park.
19:18You're a man of the park.
19:20You're a man of the park.
19:22You're a man of the park.
19:24You're a man of the park.
19:26You're a man of the park.
19:28You're a man of the park.
19:30You're a man of the park.
19:32You're a man of the park.
19:34You're a man of the park.
19:36You're a man of the park.
19:38You're a man of the park.
19:40I have a question.
19:42I have a question.
19:44I have a question.
19:46I have a question.
19:48I have a question.
19:50I have a question.
19:52I have a question.
19:54I have a question.
19:56I have a question.
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20:00I have a question.
20:02I have a question.
20:04I have a question.
20:06I have a question.
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20:10I have a question.
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20:30I have a question.
20:32I have a question.
20:34I have a question.
20:36I've appeared in the image committee a few times.
20:38I've appeared in the image committee a few times.
20:40It's too fast.
20:42It's too fast.
20:44The nervousness is unbearable.
20:46The nervousness is unbearable.
20:48The nervousness is unbearable.
20:52A mathematician.
20:54A mathematician.
20:56What?
21:02The marathon was supposed to be a popular show.
21:04You're used to high speed, aren't you?
21:06No, when Sanma-san was in the factory committee
21:08No, he was the fastest
21:10Oh, I see
21:12There was a time when I was doing a gag talk in the factory committee
21:16Suddenly, he shook me
21:18I couldn't catch up for a moment
21:20I was a little late
21:22After a little while, he suddenly came again
21:24I was fast, so I didn't notice at all
21:26He passed me
21:28Sanma-san came a little closer
21:30In front of me, he said, you're not fast, are you?
21:32I was scared
21:34But, but, but
21:36At that time, I thought, you're not fast, are you?
21:38I didn't understand what was going on at all
21:42I thought, what are you talking about?
21:44I couldn't understand
21:46You couldn't understand
21:48He said, hey, hey, hey
21:50He said, hey, hey, hey
21:52He said, hey, hey, hey
21:54I didn't know anything
21:56On the night of the second day
21:58When I was sleeping, I suddenly realized that it was a gag
22:00That's right
22:02I realized that I was very late
22:04You did a gag talk about M-1
22:06That's right
22:08You did a gag talk about M-1
22:10It was interesting
22:12I thought I would do it next time
22:14Sanma-san watched it
22:16I prepared it
22:18I think it's okay to fail
22:20Nanaru was very slippery
22:22He ruined the whole recording
22:24He was very slippery
22:26He was like, what should I do this time?
22:28He was like, what should I do this time?
22:30Nanaru went to say hello to Sanma-san
22:32I was wondering what he was going to say
22:34Sanma-san said, Nanaru,
22:36Whatever it is, it's the best
22:38He said that
22:40He said that
22:42Whatever it is, it's the best
22:44He said that
22:46Nanaru was like, what?
22:48He was like, what?
22:50He was like, what?
22:52He was like, hey, don't slip so much
22:54He was like, hey, don't slip so much
22:56He was like, hey, don't slip so much
22:58I like a brave entertainer
23:00I like a brave entertainer
23:02He was like, I'll do it
23:04He was like, I'll do it
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25:16Producer, my name is Genki Sugimoto.
25:22Genki-san, how are you?
25:24I'm fine, thank you.
25:30I joined because I had the knowledge.
25:32What's your specialty?
25:34I've been acting for so long, but I still don't know anything.
25:38That's why...
25:40I've been watching everything you've been doing.
25:43I can't focus on it.
25:45I'm the only one who hasn't seen it.
25:48You don't know?
25:50You've been watching Frita?
25:52I haven't seen your stuff.
25:54You're too much of a rival.
25:58Jealousy.
26:00I'm wearing it.
26:03You're wearing it?
26:05Now, Toyro.
26:07What was your first impression of Sanma-san?
26:11He has more teeth than I thought.
26:17He's over-exaggerated in the manga.
26:21If you say that, you'll lose your personality.
26:24I'm going to die.
26:26But that's what Toyro thought.
26:28In my imagination, he's too big.
26:31It's like he's walking with his teeth.
26:34I was looking forward to meeting him.
26:36But I couldn't meet him at all.
26:38Seiya-chan, I heard that the angle of your teeth changes in the show.
26:41What?
26:42You don't know?
26:44Sanma-san has a different roundness of his teeth.
26:46On Honma Deka TV, it's a little round.
26:50On the factory committee, it's like this.
26:52He's looking up.
26:54He's looking up?
26:55That's how you can tell the tempo.
26:59What do you do when you're embarrassed?
27:01When I'm embarrassed, I go like this.
27:04Then you go down, right?
27:06You move.
27:07Did you forget?
27:08Seiya-san, what's wrong?
27:13What was that?
27:14The moment you're embarrassed, you come down.
27:17He expressed it like a shutter.
27:20He remembered.
27:22He came down a year ago.
27:24He remembered.
27:25He came down a year ago.
27:27Aren't you nervous about Sanma-san?
27:29As a person, he's like an old man.
27:32I'm not nervous.
27:37I've never seen anyone who's close to 70 years old like an old man.
27:42I've never seen anyone like that.
27:44He's like a normal old man.
27:48I've never seen that.
27:50You don't have to imitate an old man at 70.
27:54You don't have to.
27:5670 is like an imitation of 75.
27:58That's not an imitation of Kosai-san.
28:01That's not an imitation of Kosai-san.
28:03I've never seen that.
28:04He's always moving.
28:07I wonder how much he moves when he's sleeping.
28:11I don't know about other people,
28:15but I'm always moving.
28:18That's why I have a camera.
28:21You're always moving?
28:23I'm always moving.
28:25I move a lot.
28:28Even when I'm watching TV,
28:30I've never seen him.
28:33I've never seen him.
28:34He's doing something.
28:35He's doing something?
28:37Like this.
28:39One step.
28:41He's doing it alone.
28:43He's doing it alone.
28:45That's why he doesn't get fat.
28:48That's what they say.
28:50He's always moving.
28:51He doesn't take a bath.
28:53He doesn't take a bath.
28:55He doesn't use the bathtub.
28:58Why?
28:59He can't stay still in the bath.
29:02That's why he's playing with a dog.
29:05He's doing something.
29:08He's like Superman.
29:10He's moving.
29:11He's floating in the water.
29:13That's why he's playing with a dog.
29:16That's why he's playing with a dog.
29:18He's not a bad dog.
29:20He's always moving.
29:23I keep my house,
29:25but I don't know if it's because I'm grateful to my parents.
29:28But he talks a lot, doesn't he?
29:32If he talks too much,
29:34he becomes a baby.
29:36I'm 7 years old.
29:38My muscles are strong.
29:40Because you talk a lot.
29:41I talk as much as a 180-year-old businessman.
29:45A 180-year-old businessman?
29:47I talk as much as a 180-year-old businessman.
29:49If a businessman keeps talking,
29:51he becomes like this.
29:54That's amazing.
29:56He doesn't stay still.
30:00That's why he becomes a baby.
30:02That's right.
30:04I'm from Kakogawa Prefecture in Hyogo Prefecture.
30:07You're a baby.
30:09What do you mean?
30:11You're a baby.
30:13That's why people say you don't look good in a Chrom Hearts hat.
30:16You're a baby.
30:18It has nothing to do with me.
30:20I'm not a YouTuber.
30:23I'm sorry.
30:24I made a mistake at M1.
30:26You're a baby.
30:28You're a baby.
30:30You made a mistake at M1.
30:32Go to Kuritani now.
30:35Me?
30:37Who are you talking about Kuritani?
30:40I thought you were going to Kuritani.
30:42It doesn't matter who I am.
30:44That's right.
30:46Is there a story you don't know?
30:49For example?
30:52My hometown is Tsugi.
30:54I don't know.
30:56I don't know.
30:58I don't know.
31:00I don't know.
31:02You were taken a picture with the power of Jinnai in the scandal.
31:07You don't have to tell me now.
31:10I'm a scoundrel.
31:13A woman came to me by bicycle.
31:15I'm a scoundrel.
31:18Go.
31:21I'm a scoundrel.
31:23Go.
31:25I've never had a girlfriend.
31:28Go.
31:30I've never had a girlfriend.
31:33It's funny if you wear it.
31:37You're a scoundrel.
31:39You haven't had a girlfriend like me.
31:42You're a scoundrel.
31:45You're a scoundrel.
31:48You're a scoundrel.
31:50You're a scoundrel.
31:53You're a scoundrel.
31:55You're a scoundrel.
31:57You're a scoundrel.
31:59You're a scoundrel.
32:01You're a scoundrel.
32:04You're a scoundrel.
32:08I'll ask a question.
32:10What did you learn from Sanma?
32:13He hit the desk.
32:15He fell down.
32:16He laughed.
32:18He scratched his head.
32:20He has a lot of expression when he's funny.
32:24We laugh when we hit the desk.
32:28Sometimes he does this.
32:31He hits the desk.
32:34His hair is like this.
32:39When he's funny, Sanma tries to pull out his hair.
32:44He tries to pull out his hair.
32:47I sweat and my head itches.
32:50I try to pull out my hair.
32:52I noticed.
32:54He does this.
32:56He hits the desk.
32:58He does this.
33:01Do you know this?
33:03It's like Yoshio Kojima.
33:06He's cool.
33:08You're really amazing.
33:10He's amazing.
33:15He's the same as everyone else.
33:17He's amazing.
33:18Yoshio Kojima is a very good actor.
33:21It's Yoshio Kojima.
33:22No, it's me.
33:25I'm Genki Sugimoto.
33:30I worked with him about 50 years ago.
33:34It's a little bit too much to move and I've been there.
33:37You've been moving from the beginning.
33:39I was thinking of using this screen.
33:41This screen.
33:43Not just talking like this,
33:45if I make it wider like this,
33:47it's a waste of a TV.
33:49I'm doing it with the intention of showing how a TV is.
33:55But you just said so.
33:57There's a technique called putting rice grains.
33:59What?
34:01If you laugh and look down like this,
34:03there's a grain of rice here.
34:05What?
34:07In the middle of the show.
34:09In the middle of the show.
34:11I didn't have time to eat anything.
34:13I didn't have time to eat anything.
34:15I didn't have time to eat anything.
34:17But I went down like this.
34:19Then next time.
34:21What?
34:23What?
34:25I want you to laugh until you put rice grains on it.
34:27I want you to laugh until you put rice grains on it.
34:29Put it in your pocket.
34:31Put it in your pocket.
34:33It's hard to get it out of your pocket.
34:35It's stuck.
34:37It's soft.
34:39Like Miyama said,
34:41I do this.
34:43I do this a lot.
34:45I went home at night and shampooed.
34:47Why is there a grain of rice?
34:49Why is there a grain of rice?
34:51So when I eat rice,
34:53something sticks to it.
34:55So in the middle of the show,
34:57Why is a grain of rice left here?
34:59Why is a grain of rice left here?
35:01He put rice on his relatives.
35:05Isn't this a bit provocative?
35:09They really put everything on rice.
35:13They really did.
35:15So it has something on it.
35:17a kind of comedy
35:19It's a strange story.
35:21I became a comedian since my debut.
35:23I didn't know much about it.
35:25It's only been 20 years since people started laughing at me.
35:29Since I came out on TV.
35:31And in the middle of it, people started laughing at me.
35:36This is strange.
35:38There are a lot of words that sleep.
35:40For example, 天然.
35:41天然.
35:43Those words were only revived 30 years later.
35:48What?
35:49You said the word 天然 30 years ago?
35:52It's a word that Kimichi Hagimoto threw away.
35:56He said he'd lend me the show.
35:59I said, no, I can't remember it.
36:01And he said, Sakagami Jiro is a fake.
36:04So I lent it to him.
36:06And in the third week, I failed.
36:08And he said,
36:14天然だね.
36:16So you said it was Mr. Hagimoto.
36:19It's a word that Mr. Hagimoto threw away.
36:21It's only been 20 years since people started laughing at me.
36:26I see.
36:28What about Mr. Imosu?
36:29Mr. Imosu also said,
36:30エッチもサンバーさんですよね?
36:33エッチするみたいな。
36:35新聞レターも面白いね。
36:38I was wondering if I could do something about it on TV.
36:43I changed a lot of words.
36:46But the audience at the time didn't like it at all.
36:51It was a time of attraction.
36:53So I changed it to エッチ.
36:55It's a word that was originally there.
36:58ヘンタイがエッチな。
37:00ヘンタイのことをエッチと言ったんですか?
37:02エッチって言ってたよ。
37:03エッチっていう言葉はもともとあって、
37:06それを持っていったらウケたよ。
37:09エッチの後に愛があるんだ。
37:11エッチの後に愛があるって
37:13彼女できたことないんでわからないですね。
37:15エッチやないかい!
37:34マジでずっとドキドキしてます。
37:38俺も嬉しい。
37:40決まったね。
37:42花火あがった。
37:48続いてクマプロ。
37:50サンマさんに聞きたいことは?という質問に、
37:53サンマさん自身が今ちょっと休んだときに
37:57この番組を任せるならこの人だ!
37:59みたいな方はいますか?と聞きたい。
38:03サンマさんの代わり?
38:05休んでるイメージがもちろんないので、厳しい厳しい。
38:08俺は60で本当に引退しようと思って。
38:11それの時にいろいろ本当に思ったの。
38:15これは誰誰がいいかな。
38:17その番組は残したんやんか。
38:19だから今やったらもう工場委員会やな。
38:23俺が公演出ないときに
38:25休むときに陣内とかがやってくれるって言うてきな。
38:29だから俺からしたら工場委員会のサンマさんの代わりに?みたいな。
38:34ちょっとドキドキよ。
38:36明日や。
38:37思ったら夜中12時半ぐらいにマネージャーから電話が来て、
38:40サンマさんが明日の収録どうしても行きたいらしいです。
38:46出ないよ。
38:48出ないよ。
38:50出ないよ。
38:52どうしても行きたいって誰?
38:54マジで元気っ子や。
38:56元気からの電話や。
38:59これはよかったんだけどどうしても行きたいみたいですって。
39:02マネージャー情報待ち焦ってる。
39:05いや僕はそう聞きました。はっきりとマネージャーに。
39:08二人で回すホリケンドね。
39:10本当は回すっていうのでやってるけど、
39:13その夜にカンペゲ先に仕上げて、
39:20それを大喜利みたいになるなと思ったのよ。
39:25俺声出ないからこれを言わせっていうことを先に書いといたのよ。
39:32で夜な夜なおもろいなと思って。
39:36だからそれなんか。
39:38よし思いついた!明日出たい!
39:41マネージャーに電話して帰ってきて、
39:44さっさとどうしても出たいみたいです。
39:46声は出てないから。
39:50明日出るわ。
39:51本当は言い言上じゃないですけど、
39:53残しとくべきだと思います。
39:55これがこれっていう。
39:57だから陣内お前はどっかで入んねえな。
40:00僕ね。
40:01陣内で今田とか東野とかその辺やろ。
40:05だから分かるのはお前やねんその中では。
40:07いや無理っすね。
40:09いやいや無理無理無理無理無理。
40:15どれやる?
40:17いやこれ!
40:19いやこれ無理やば。
40:21お前先に選べんねん。
40:23だから。
40:24選べんねん。
40:26ほんまですか?
40:27いや無理やば。
40:28かねちの伸び具合やねん。
40:30えー!
40:32すげー!
40:35吉田小杉は回す立場じゃないからやな。
40:38あーもうこっちでね。
40:40あーりん太郎もボケでいるしやな。
40:42あーもうかねちや。
40:43いや俺ポッケに米粒入れとけないです。
40:46米粒!
40:48ポッケに入らんやろ。
40:51鳥じつに。
40:53いやこれ。
40:54いや五転なんかもう。
40:56五転はもう誰もできないです。
40:58いやこれは。
41:00まず何よりあの楽屋に知らんおっさんに
41:03えー!
41:05無理や。
41:06鍋囲んでるみたいな。
41:07三馬さんの楽屋にテーブルあって
41:11三馬さんがその前に座ってて
41:13三馬さんと同年代のおじさんが
41:15そのテーブル囲んでて
41:16僕最初入った時に
41:17将棋やってんのかなって。
41:19いやこれ将棋会かよ。
41:21ほんまに。
41:23周りでせいざすてんな。
41:24みんな付き合ってるでしょこうやって。
41:26何どれの将棋会かよ。
41:28怒られるぞお前。
41:30煙もすごいし。
41:31煙もすごいし。
41:32煙すごい。
41:33タバコの煙が。
41:34最初ほんまディズニー映画の最初みたいに
41:36蜘蛛かき分けたな。
41:37そういう回が出てくる。
41:40ディズニー映画の最初みたいに
41:42蜘蛛かき分けて映像出てくる。
41:44煙ちゃうんだよ。
41:45大阪のアカシアテレビもあるし。
41:47アカシアはほんま
41:49ホトちゃん候補や。
41:50いい!
41:51ホトちゃん候補はないですよ。
41:53いやいやほんまやね。
41:54官兵将棋一生無理やし。
41:57一生。
41:58結構短いっすけど。
42:01一生。
42:02官兵さんもほぼ一生ですよ。
42:05もうこっからの一生だいぶ
42:07もう一生です。
42:08だいぶ後半っすね。
42:09クマプラス
42:10欲しいのあんの?
42:11サンマさんの。
42:12私はあの
42:13サンマゴテ欲しいです。
42:16サンマゴテさん
42:17いやみんな欲しいけど。
42:18一番大変やで。
42:19あの丸いあの大きいの
42:21でブワーやって。
42:23丸い?
42:24でそのあの
42:25ね、若い女の子が潰していってね。
42:27潰していくぜ。
42:28潰していくぜ。
42:30潰していくぜね。
42:31ついで欲しいけどな。
42:35さあ、カネチですね。
42:37はい。
42:38サンマさんに対して
42:39変だなと思うことはという質問に
42:41サンマさんはきなこのお菓子が好きで有名だが
42:46最近は好きすぎて
42:48少しおかしくなっています。
42:50え?
42:51どういうことこれ。
42:52いやそのきなこ系のお菓子が好きっていうのは
42:54結構みんなご存知で
42:55その新幹線でもきなこのお菓子を大量に持って
42:58着いた瞬間いろんなとこにきなこのお菓子を置いて
43:00いろんな角度で食べるっていうのは
43:02お前話オーバーになってる
43:04そんなことするわけない
43:06いろんなところで食べる
43:08ありとあらゆるきなこのお菓子をもう食べてると
43:11だからそのきなこに対してのプライドがもうすごいんですよ
43:14サンマさんが
43:15でそのお菓子の先生みたいな方が現れて
43:19サンマさんの食べたことないきなこのお菓子持ってきましたって
43:24喋り始めたら
43:25ない
43:26って言い出して
43:28お忙しい
43:30喋り始めた
43:31活人みたいな人と揉め始めて
43:33でまぁこれですって言って出したら
43:36あぁあるわそれ食べたことあって
43:38ってきなこマウントが始まって
43:40いやでもこれ出てるわけないんです
43:42まだ発売されてないんで
43:43って言い出して
43:44えっなんや
43:45みたいな
43:48すごい契約の空気になって
43:50食べた瞬間そのもちが中に入ってるチョコみたいなやつで
43:54噛んだ瞬間ちょっと伸びたんですよね
43:57あれ伸びてる
43:58これ変化球や
44:00って言い出して
44:02食べたことはあるけど
44:04中のもちがちゃうな
44:07まだプライドを捨てきれない
44:10その女性がね
44:11サンマさんが食べたことないでしょうけど
44:13スムーカーしちゃって
44:14カチンって
44:20きなこで喧嘩してる人見たことなかった
44:23全国の不安が
44:24俺がきなこ好きって知ってくれてるから
44:26全国の知らないきなこまで
44:29送ってきてくれね
44:30確かにね来るんでしょうね
44:32関西人やからきなこ好きやろ
44:33きなこ大好きです
44:34お前どうしてんのきなこ
44:36僕
44:40それぞれのきなこのやり方とかないですか
44:42ないない
44:44お前どうしてほんまに
44:45僕はきなこ食べれないんですよ
44:47あーそうか
44:49お前どうしてる
44:50きなこ
44:51僕もそんな食べない
44:52砂糖の割合や
44:53自分でそんな酔ったことない
44:55どの砂糖がええかとか
44:57お前研究してないやろ
44:58酔ってないです
45:00お前すっか
45:01いやそんなありものの
45:02混ぜ合わせたきなこしか
45:03食べたことないです
45:04甘さはもう入れてるやつか
45:06そうですそうです
45:07自分でブレンドしない
45:08分かった分かった
45:13ブレンドしてなかったら
45:14見切られるんです
45:17砂糖の量が難しいね
45:19砂糖の種類もあるし
45:21種類
45:22夜中フライパンでもち焼くね
45:26油いかんと
45:27フライパンに
45:29加熱してね
45:30もち置くね
45:32夜中に?
45:33若手が全員立って
45:34奇妙な話聞いてんの
45:36見たことない
45:37見たことない
45:38見たことない
45:39見たことない
45:40ひぐまとしろくまは一緒なんでしょ
45:43やめろ
45:44やめろ
45:48一緒や言うてたやろ
45:49きなことあとみぶな
45:51みぶな
45:52みぶな
45:53みぶな
45:54つけものね
45:55つけもの
45:57この二つあったらもういいんですよね
45:59きなことみぶなさえあったら
46:01きなこと
46:02あとコーヒー
46:05腹減るでしょ
46:06あと氷でしたっけ
46:07氷
46:08氷
46:09氷が好きみたい
46:10氷が好きなの?
46:11氷が好きなの
46:12氷を買うね
46:14ホテルとか泊まったら
46:15朝起きたらアイスコーヒーしかあかんね
46:18これ
46:19ホットあかんね
46:20ネットあかんね
46:21だから氷を一晩寝かすね
46:23そのためには二ついるね
46:25二ついるってことは寝かす?
46:27氷を冷やす氷や
46:32絶対いらねえ
46:34氷を冷やすんですか
46:36ホテル泊まって冷蔵庫使ったことないやろ
46:40確かに氷を入れたことはないです
46:42溶ける
46:43朝溶ける溶ける
46:44水になってる
46:45その氷の上に氷置いたら溶けないんですか
46:48溶けが遅い
46:51ギリいける
46:52ギリいける
46:53そのホテルにいろんなもん自分のやりやすいように置くね
46:59だから寝顔も写真撮られたりしたいね
47:01忙しいやないか
47:03早っ
47:04何回言うねんこの話や
47:06ホテルの寝顔わしやこれは
47:08大斬りとか
47:10サンマ・クリタニの打倒ドジャース作戦
47:18クリタニ
47:19サンマさんのかっこいいと思うところはという質問に
47:22工場委員会の収録でWBCが裏であったときに
47:26みんながWBCを見たくて休憩時間を長くしようという空気になっていたが
47:31サンマさんがWBCもおもろいけど俺の方がおもろいやろ
47:36俺をもっと見てやと言っていて
47:39等身大で大谷選手と張り合っているところがかっこよかった
47:45すごいな
47:46WBCで大会どきだわ
47:49今いますか日本にその大谷翔平に挑むのとするやつ
47:56WBC見るより俺見たほうがおもろいやろって
48:00笑いの点ではね
48:04サンマさん最近ずっとおもしろいけど
48:07伸びてないかもっていう
48:09最近
48:10切片叩いてこれ以上成長しねえのかなって
48:15やっぱりそのなんだろう
48:17俺が話聞けよ
48:24その大谷翔平WBCの発言を聞いて
48:28こいつまだ
48:40ここまでどう来たの
48:43なんで毎年おんのお前
48:46誰の目にとまった
48:48ほんとごめんなさいこれ
48:49使わないでください
48:50いやいや
48:51使う使う
48:52いやこれ毎回これ
48:54こいつと言った瞬間ベテラン三人が
49:00確かに三人が
49:04この企画のとき毎回結構炎上ちょっと炎上
49:08そうかそうか
49:10気にすんなって
49:11そのサンマさんファンからめっちゃDM来るんですよ
49:14えー
49:15そんなとこ来るんだよ
49:16そんなん気にせんねえ
49:17サンマさんのファンマジ痛いやつ多い
49:20そんなことないよね
49:22激ヤバい
49:23激ヤバい
49:24そんなことあるんで
49:25そんなことあるんで
49:26そんなことあるんで
49:27そんなことあるんで
49:2863人ねファンが3人娘キャンディーズです
49:34そんなファンやね
49:35信じて
49:36信じて
49:37えほんでサンマさんが何伸びてる伸びてない言うてたよ
49:40WBC発言のときにこの人まだ伸びるわ
49:45で嬉しくなったんですよ
49:47今野球すごいじゃないですか大谷章恵
49:49ニュース見ても大谷章恵ばっか
49:52僕らで倒しません?
49:55誰を?
49:56ドジャース
50:00絶対負けるシーン
50:02何すんのドジャース
50:03ドジャース何すんの
50:04大斬りとか
50:05大斬りとか
50:12メンツの大斬りや
50:13グリーマンの大斬りおもろい
50:15見せてグリーマン
50:16聞けへんなんですとかおもしろい
50:18おもしろい
50:19マママルタだこれやめな
50:21受けたら受けたら
50:23ドジャース必要ですから
50:25いやいや俺とグリダイでいけるよ
50:27これはやばいかもしれない
50:29さあそろそろもう時間みたいです
50:33今年もありがとうございました
50:35いかがでしたかサンマさん
50:36やっとエンジンかかってきたぞ
50:42だから俺はこれは来年も出れるように頑張らなあかんねん
50:46出れるようにっていうか
50:47こちらがお願いしたいんで
50:49この若手たちといつまでどうして
50:525時間の1時間やろうけど
50:55そこで出たいなと思ってるからやな
50:58そこの場所キープしたい
51:01すごい
51:02いただけるならもうありがたいですけど本当に
51:05誰が変わるかな
51:07家にないからこのままここに来るのかやな
51:10いろいろ心配
51:12来年こうして入れ替わってないかなと思って
51:15来てんの
51:16横にいるんですか
51:18サンマさんここなんです
51:19横にいるんですか
51:20断ってくださいよ
51:22断ってくださいよ
51:23話進まんぞ