Vice Ganda may biro tungkol sa mga piloto.
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00:00But you know what's going on really with the weather and everything?
00:02You know that's what I'm always asking you.
00:04What is it?
00:05You know how airlines want to be calm,
00:08Yes, yes.
00:09and have no fear.
00:11Relax.
00:12You want us to be calm.
00:13But why does the pilot always sound like he's drunk?
00:16Who's going to be calm?
00:17If the pilot is drunk, he'll be like this.
00:19Oh, it would.
00:20Right?
00:21This is Captain John Lazio.
00:22Welcome to the flight.
00:23Oh?
00:24You're okay?
00:25You thought he wasn't drunk yet,
00:26but he's already drunk.
00:29It's rare for me to encounter a pilot who speaks so clearly.
00:33But they all sound the same.
00:35What's clearer? The pilot or the MRT?
00:39The MRT is clearer.
00:41Why?
00:42The Bang Station.
00:44Don't go to Lubungin if you're not pregnant.
00:49Tayuman Station.
00:50Be careful of thieves.
00:52He's wearing green right now.
00:55He's describing it.
00:56Yes.
00:57He's right.
00:58Be careful of thieves.
01:02Why?
01:03Because all passengers are thieves.
01:07That's it.
01:09That's all.
01:10He's just telling a story.