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00:00Manabe-sensei wants you to listen to a thrilling story!
00:07Manabe-sensei, who plays the role of Yamikin Ushijima-kun Kujo, is invited as a guest.
00:125.26 billion yen.
00:16The number of comedians who want you to listen to a thrilling story is increasing.
00:22The episode that was chosen for broadcast in August last year will be on Weekly Big Comic Spirits from March 10th.
00:30And the second episode of Weekly Big Comic Spirits.
00:33What was the last episode?
00:34I said, I'm going to corner you to the bottom.
00:39It was a prison.
00:41There were many people who were killing people.
00:45More than 30% of the people were dead.
00:47Scary.
00:48I know everything.
00:49And this time is the final episode.
00:51Which episode did Manabe-sensei get the most excited about?
00:55Weekly Big Comic Spirits
01:03Choco Planner
01:05Now, let's continue.
01:10You made too much.
01:12It's okay.
01:15Mr. Sakata Sunshine, who has the face of a comedian, writer, and radio DJ.
01:21What is the legendary hobby of a guest who heard from a friend who works at night?
01:29Now, please tell us a thrilling story.
01:33It's a story about when I was a college student.
01:36There was a queen of SM that I happened to know.
01:42I heard from that person.
01:44The queen, who was the teacher of the queen I knew, was a legendary queen of SM in Fukuoka.
01:53She had an aura that I couldn't hide.
01:58When I was walking around the city, an old man came up to me.
02:02He said, it's creepy.
02:04I kicked his ass.
02:05He said, thank you.
02:07He gave me 10,000 yen.
02:09I was attracted to him.
02:11He was the queen of SM that attracted all the M's in the world.
02:15He said that the legendary queen was the most dangerous.
02:22He was an old man who was the chairman of a large company.
02:29He was a real old man.
02:31He took the suite room of a luxury hotel every time.
02:36He came with a cooler box.
02:39There was a squid in the cooler box.
02:45He packed the luxury squid in the cooler box.
02:54He opened the box.
02:55He said, I love squid the most in the world.
03:00I like to eat squid.
03:01I love squid as a creature.
03:05I want you to put the squid in your mouth.
03:10He said that he wanted me to put the squid in front of me.
03:18The queen stepped on the luxury squid with a thin pinwheel.
03:26She said, your favorite squid is messed up.
03:32The old man screamed.
03:36He cried and stepped on the luxury squid alone.
03:42He ate the luxury squid many times.
03:46He said it was disgusting.
03:49The legendary queen retired.
03:53The old man said, I'm tired.
03:58The old man said, I'm tired.
04:01It's a long story.
04:03It's a long story from you.
04:06It's not normal to be the chairman of a large company.
04:10The suite room was full of ink.
04:13Was the suite room okay?
04:15It smelled like squid.
04:18Is that true?
04:20Are you popular?
04:21You said that, didn't you?
04:23He said that word in the middle of the night.
04:26Welcome back.
04:30It's not true.
04:33Next, please.
04:35Excuse me.
04:37He is polite.
04:40I can't think of anything to say.
04:44Excuse me.
04:46Mr. Aoki Okuribito, the 12th year of his career as a farmer.
04:52What is the strange scene of a family where he works as a farmer?
05:00I'm not a comedian.
05:04I'm a farmer.
05:08I'm a filmmaker.
05:11The job of Okuribito is to clean up the body of the deceased.
05:19For example, if there is a wound on the body, such as makeup or changing clothes,
05:24it is a funeral job to treat it and make it look clean as if it were alive.
05:30When I do this kind of work, I am in charge of various bodies.
05:35For example, I am in charge of the bodies of people who commit suicide in a special way,
05:43or the bodies of people who get into a car accident and die.
05:52I would like to talk about the special bodies I have experienced as a farmer.
06:02This time, I went to the house of the deceased.
06:08When I went to the front door, my wife came to me.
06:14She greeted me with a smile.
06:19There was a door behind my wife.
06:23I think she was a child, but she was singing and dancing in a lively state.
06:31There are some people who want to see them off with a smile,
06:39so I thought it was such a pattern this time.
06:42I went into the room as it was.
06:45The body I was in charge of this time was my husband, who is also the pillar of this house.
06:54As I walked to my husband's room, I smelled the body.
07:01When I was in the corridor, I smelled the body.
07:05It means that the body is in a bad condition.
07:08So I hurriedly went to my husband's room.
07:11When I opened the door, I heard the sound of a fly flying.
07:18There was a bed, and my husband, who was black, was sleeping on it.
07:26This is because of the decay of the body.
07:30His skin turned black and he was covered in flies.
07:38In this state, I have to deal with it in a hurry.
07:42But before that, I have to check with my wife.
07:47When I asked my wife if there was anything I wanted to show her,
07:51she replied with a smile, saying,
07:56It's okay, it's okay, don't worry about it, just do it.
07:59In this situation, it takes a little time,
08:03but she replied with a smile, saying,
08:06It's okay, it's okay, just do it.
08:09Somehow, the treatment was successful.
08:12Finally, I asked my wife if I could meet my husband.
08:16She replied with a smile, saying,
08:19It's okay, it's okay, don't worry about it, just do it.
08:22I still have some questions,
08:26but since each family has their own problems,
08:29I decided not to go into too much detail.
08:32After saying goodbye to my wife,
08:35I went to my husband's room to say goodbye to the children in the back.
08:41That's great, that's great.
08:44I heard a voice saying,
08:46He's finally dead.
08:49What's that?
08:51It's a story I heard later, but it's a theory.
08:55When my husband was alive,
08:58he was suffering from severe DV.
09:02But one day, he had a car accident,
09:06and he couldn't move his lower body at all.
09:12I thought it was a chance,
09:15so I didn't take care of him or ignore him,
09:18and I slowly took revenge on my family.
09:25I was a little thrilled to be in charge of various families like this.
09:30Wow!
09:34I'm glad it's just Aoki-kun today.
09:38The way he talks is amazing.
09:42How often do you send people off?
09:48Once every two or three days.
09:51How long have you been doing this?
09:53It's my 18th year this year.
09:56That's amazing.
09:58How was it?
10:00He's actually dead, so I couldn't help but listen to his story.
10:05It's very realistic.
10:08Thank you for your precious story.
10:11Thank you very much.
10:13Next, please.
10:17It's huge.
10:19Excuse me.
10:21Please introduce yourself.
10:23I'm Masaru Kageyama, the younger brother of Chocopura.
10:28I'm just saying it without thinking.
10:31Masuda Kageyama, who is well-known for his jokes about his upper body.
10:38What is this tense conversation between him and Tatsuo Umemiya,
10:44who is the older brother of the entertainment industry?
10:48About 10 years ago,
10:51there was a DVD of Robert's solo concert.
10:57In the special video,
11:00there was an audition for the second generation body imitator.
11:04Tatsuo Umemiya's face was imitated.
11:09I was looking for the second generation of body imitators.
11:14There was an audition for it.
11:16People like me, who have big bodies,
11:19and people who have dark skin,
11:23were selected.
11:26For example, Mr. Ochi, who has a big body.
11:29You're a senior.
11:31And Anthony, who has dark skin.
11:34Isn't it too dark?
11:37I don't have dark skin.
11:39There were a lot of members.
11:42I wanted everyone to come.
11:44I was told by my manager that it would be great if I could do it.
11:54I actually went to burn my body in the fire pit.
11:59I don't need that illustration.
12:04In the fire pit, with this machine.
12:07I understand.
12:09I'll show it to the teacher.
12:11You can do it.
12:12I understand.
12:14There was a temporary audition.
12:17It was held at Yoshimoto's head office.
12:20The finalists moved to another studio by bus.
12:26When I arrived at the final studio,
12:29Tatsuo Umemiya was there.
12:33In front of him.
12:36He finally made it public.
12:39Mr. Umemiya will decide the second generation.
12:45Mr. Umemiya will decide.
12:47I was the first one.
12:50Mr. Umemiya said,
12:52You're pretty burned.
12:56Where did you burn your body?
13:00I burned my body in the fire pit.
13:05Mr. Umemiya said,
13:07You idiot.
13:09Celebrities don't say,
13:13You burned your body in the fire pit.
13:16Celebrities say,
13:18You burned your body in Hawaii.
13:22Mr. Umemiya was kind.
13:26He said,
13:28You're not a fire pit.
13:30Where did you burn your body?
13:33I said,
13:36I burned my body in the fire pit.
13:39You're not a fire pit.
13:41He said,
13:43Didn't you hear what Mr. Umemiya said?
13:47Mr. Umemiya looked at me with a stern face.
13:51I didn't want to lie in front of Mr. Umemiya.
13:58Mr. Umemiya said,
14:01You're stubborn.
14:03I like you.
14:06That's why I was chosen as the second generation.
14:11How can I say this?
14:16Mr. Umemiya and I fought each other.
14:22Was it good because it was abnormal?
14:24Yes.
14:28Thank you very much.
14:32Wait a minute.
14:34Everyone has something to say.
14:37What is that story?
14:39It's a story about a fire pit.
14:42Was it really a fire pit?
14:44If I said I made a mistake,
14:48I thought I would be erased.
14:51Have you ever read Mr. Umemiya's manga?
14:55Of course.
14:57Is that kind of story coming out?
15:00How was it?
15:02In a sense, Mr. Kageyama's story is the most thrilling story.
15:07It's thrilling.
15:09Please go home.
15:11Thank you very much.
15:13I made a fire pit by myself.
15:15That's good.
15:17And then,
15:18I've been working as a detective all the time.
15:21Mr. Manabe's story is the most thrilling story.
15:39Mr. Manabe, what kind of people are you interviewing these days?
15:43It's a little bit of a long story.
15:46When I was interviewing for YAMIKIN,
15:49I often went to a bar and talked to people.
15:52Then, I was taken to a cabaret club.
15:55At first, I was drinking at a normal price.
15:58But, from the middle of the interview,
16:00I tried to order two Romanesco teas for about 2.5 million yen.
16:04I was always drunk, so I only talked about the same things.
16:08When I got a call, I started ignoring it.
16:11I got about 20 phone calls every day.
16:13That's a lot.
16:15So, I decided not to answer the phone.
16:17After a year, I woke up and didn't get a call.
16:22When I got a call from an unknown number,
16:24it was a financial company.
16:26So, I asked them why they didn't answer the phone.
16:28I wanted to know what was going on.
16:30So, I thought I had to meet them.
16:32There was a popular chicken hot pot restaurant that I often used for interviews.
16:36So, I made a reservation to meet them there.
16:39The owner of the restaurant was a kickboxer.
16:42He was about 180 cm tall.
16:44He was a great kickboxer.
16:46He was staring at me in the middle of the restaurant.
16:49There was no one else in the restaurant.
16:52When I heard the story,
16:54he said he had been working as a detective.
16:56He was investigating me.
16:58That's amazing.
17:00At that time, Ushijima-kun's movie was released.
17:04There were a lot of posters in Shinjuku at that time.
17:06So, we went there together.
17:08He told me that he had been working as a detective.
17:11I see.
17:13When I told him that I couldn't draw anymore,
17:16he was very impressed.
17:18He was impressed?
17:20He said it was amazing.
17:22So, we started to call each other by our first names.
17:24We didn't contact each other.
17:26So, we started to call each other by our first names.
17:28I started to be called by my first name.
17:30Until now, I have been drinking normally.
17:32Why?
17:33Why?
17:35In the end, he didn't understand me.
17:37That's amazing.
17:39That's amazing.
17:41Next, the last person.
17:43Please come in.
17:45Please come in.
17:47Excuse me.
17:49Please introduce yourself.
17:51I'm from Taito.
17:53I'm in my 3rd year of my career.
17:55I'm a chocolate cream pancake.
17:57Are you alone?
17:59I'm a penguin.
18:01Are you a chocolate cream pancake?
18:03He is a chocolate cream pancake who has been good at drawing since his 3rd year of his career.
18:08There's no way you're alone!
18:10It's a simple part-time job that only requires you to act as a fan.
18:14But it's absolutely unexpected.
18:17This is a story about a certain part-time job.
18:20I'm a fan of special Sakura events and concerts.
18:25I infiltrate these events and make them exciting.
18:29One day, I was asked to join a one-night, two-day fan tour of a certain smartphone game app as Sakura.
18:41It was 30,000 yen per day, free of charge, and the travel fee was free.
18:48I immediately joined the part-time job.
18:52I did a thorough investigation until the day before and attended the tour on that day.
18:58As the tour progressed, I began to feel that something was wrong when I was listening to the stories of the participants around me.
19:07Apparently, the game I was investigating turned out to be a game from another series.
19:16In other words, I couldn't use any of the information I've been investigating so far.
19:23However, as the tour progressed, I was able to spend the night at a hotel, eat dinner, and enjoy live performances and talks.
19:32And on the last day of the tour, there was a bingo tournament.
19:37Unfortunately, I ended up being the bingo winner.
19:43I was forced into a situation where I had to appear in front of the cast and talk to them.
19:51One of the cast members asked me,
19:55Who is your favorite character in this series?
20:00I was speechless and said,
20:04I can't choose just one. I love everyone.
20:09Then, the audience started applauding.
20:15One of the cast members said,
20:18I can't believe you love everyone. You're a mirror of fans.
20:23That's how I was able to finish Sakura's work.
20:27This is just a side note.
20:29When you participate in Sakura, you don't know each other.
20:38However, there were three or four people who thought it was Sakura.
20:45Just like me, I was always afraid of something.
20:50That's all I wanted to say.
20:53What's that?
20:55What do you think, Manabe-sensei?
20:57It was like listening to a spy.
20:59That's true.
21:01We've already been to Tokushu-kei Sakura.
21:03What?
21:05NEC.
21:07Tokushu-kei Sakura?
21:09Can I say that?
21:11We've been there.
21:14Was it the first year?
21:16Yes, it was the first year.
21:18I was asked to participate in the artist's live.
21:22Because there were no people?
21:24Yes, because there were no people.
21:26But I didn't know how to get on the stage.
21:28If I was excited about a ballad,
21:30I was told to shut up.
21:34Finally, Manabe-sensei chose one of the most thrilling stories.
21:40All of them were realistic and wonderful.
21:43But there was one that struck me.
21:45It was about Dennis.
21:47What?
21:49The story of Yukio-chan?
21:51Yes.
21:53It was a story of my own.
21:55I remembered the situation.
21:57I was with a man who killed someone for three days.
22:00I found out later that he was a murderer.
22:02I was like, what?
22:04That's scary.
22:06That's scary.
22:09That's scary.
22:11Masuda-san, what about you?
22:13Well...
22:15I'm not sure what to say.
22:17I was going down the escalator.
22:19There was an old man in front of me.
22:21We were going down together.
22:23I heard a woman's scream.
22:25I heard a woman's scream.
22:27I heard a woman's scream.
22:29I heard a woman's scream.
22:31I heard a woman's scream.
22:33I heard a woman's scream.
22:35I heard a woman's scream.
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22:59I heard a woman's scream.
23:01I heard a woman's scream.
23:03I heard a woman's scream.
23:06I heard a woman's scream.
23:08I heard a woman's scream.
23:10I heard a woman's scream.
23:12I heard a woman's scream.
23:14I heard a woman's scream.
23:16I heard a woman's scream.
23:18SMarmy was scared and flew.
23:20But he were okay.
23:22Welcome home!!
23:24Are you six keeping me in check?
23:26It should be like four scenes!