After our romantic Valentines Meal we took the van to Stratford-upon-Avon and enjoyed a days shopping with a few cheeky pub visits too. Unfortunately the weather wasn't great but we were in good spirits until we witnessed a horrible boss bullying one of his employees!
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00:00Are you sure? You're not like disappointed inside?
00:04Oh look at that. I love my role play.
00:11This causes me acne Sunday.
00:15I've seen the guy assault this guy and I've got it on camera.
00:22As you all know I'm Mr. Romance. I'm just meeting Helen in a Morrison's car park.
00:34We're about to head down to Stratford-on-Avon but as it's Valentine's night I've told her
00:39I'll do a nice romantic meal.
00:42Hello darling. How are you?
00:44I'm good, how are you?
00:45I fancy seeing you in Morrison's car park. I won't step out waiting.
00:49Happy Valentine's Day.
00:51You look really nice.
00:53Look I've got high heel shoes on.
00:55It's like a date with Kate Bush. You're so beautiful.
01:01Give me a kiss.
01:03Oh nice.
01:05I'm looking forward to this.
01:07You should look forward. I've got you a card.
01:09Oh wow.
01:10And I've got a candle that says love on it.
01:12We're not having starters as such.
01:14Oh we're not?
01:15No.
01:16It's in the oven keeping warm.
01:18It's fish and chips darling.
01:23Now it's not just any fish and chips. It's Whitby's. You've gone a bit quiet.
01:29James I thought you were doing a three course meal.
01:33I thought I'd get fish and chips.
01:35And somebody put something on Facebook you should do fish and chips and I thought that's a brilliant idea.
01:40Well I'll be having words with them.
01:44So look I've got your curry sauce and you've got skin on. I know you're like it's haddock Helen.
01:50Are you okay with fish and chips?
01:52Yeah of course I am.
01:53Are you sure? You're not like disappointed inside?
01:55No.
01:56I've not had time to... I mean I've got candles and everything.
01:59Look it looks beautiful doesn't it?
02:01It smells good doesn't it?
02:02It does. Let's tuck in.
02:04We're not planning with plates.
02:06So we don't have to wash them.
02:10Ah!
02:13I hit the jackpot. Yes you did. You certainly did hit the jackpot.
02:19But then unfortunately you buggered off and she met me.
02:22To James I love you every day not just today. Lots of love always Helen. Happy Valentine's Day.
02:27Isn't this a lovely card?
02:29I thought maybe you'd have done a jokey card.
02:32Well that is a bit of a jokey card isn't it?
02:34I mean you're better at that type of thing than me aren't you?
02:37Is that a joke?
02:43Is that acceptable?
02:46To my darling beautiful girl I love you very much James.
02:49That's romantic that.
02:52How about 50p that?
02:57Oh!
02:59Oh you've done something thoughtful haven't you?
03:01Yeah.
03:03To the love of my life my soul mate love you to infinity and beyond gorgeous.
03:10All my love Helen. Team Jamlin.
03:15Aww!
03:17But guess what's good about it?
03:19What?
03:20I've stuck Velcro on the back so you can stick it to the wall.
03:23Aww!
03:25Aww that is amazing.
03:27And I've done it so it goes with the decor.
03:30It goes with the decor.
03:31Aww thank you.
03:32Look at that!
03:33That is see you derived meaningful presents. Is that it?
03:37No.
03:38Oh there's something else.
03:39Yeah.
03:40Oh it's a mug.
03:42Aww hello handsome.
03:44Is that meant for me that?
03:45Yeah it's for you.
03:47Aww thank you darling.
03:48Just adds to your mug collection.
03:49Is dishwasher safe as well?
03:50It is as well yeah.
03:51Aww thank you.
03:54You're so kind.
03:57So I've not written on the tag.
03:59So I can reuse mine.
04:00You can reuse it next year for me.
04:04I suppose you want your present from me don't you?
04:06I do.
04:08I do please if you don't mind.
04:15It's some cheese.
04:19She likes cheese.
04:20I do like blue cheese yeah.
04:22Do you like that one?
04:23I do yeah.
04:24That's lovely.
04:27Aww.
04:28It's a little bunny rabbit.
04:29A little gold bunny chocolate rabbit.
04:33I mean a lot of people might think I've just run round Morrisons dead quick before Helen got here.
04:39But I wouldn't do that.
04:40I wouldn't do that.
04:41Aww thank you.
04:42I didn't think we were doing presents and then when she told me I've got your present.
04:46I'm coming with your present.
04:47I'm like what are you on about presents?
04:48Just a little token something.
04:49Yeah so that's why I've just run round Morrisons quick and got you some golden blue cheese.
04:53That's very nice.
04:54It was between that and a Ramadan thingy.
04:59Selection box.
05:00They've got a Ramadan selection box.
05:02It looked quite nice.
05:03What's a Ramadan selection box?
05:05Ramadan selection box.
05:12I know how to treat a woman don't I?
05:14I don't know what you're doing with cheese.
05:18Look at that.
05:19Do you know when you've got that tab and it says pull here and it never works?
05:23But it works.
05:24It works.
05:25Look at that.
05:26Everything you have, you have to have cheese on it.
05:29I do.
05:30And that's why I got you that for Valentine's.
05:32This is my Valentine's present and I'm having it on my thing.
05:37Well I've just had a lovely shower and I'm all fresh.
05:40Even though it's a confined space and she's moaning at me.
05:44I'm nearly there.
05:45You are?
05:47You're nearly done.
05:49It's all yours.
05:50I'm like dancing like nobody's watching.
05:53Can I go and shower now?
05:56You know when I joke that she's mental?
05:58She genuinely is mental.
06:00I've just tried to have a dead quick shower because we weren't around for a few days.
06:04It's like the quickest shower and it's shaking all over and I'm like what's she doing?
06:09Come out and she's dancing away.
06:11When he has a toilet.
06:12No we don't need to do that.
06:14I know.
06:15You make me put loud music on and sing so I can't hear you.
06:19Well I said sing and put loud music on so you can't hear me.
06:21I'm not.
06:22Don't dance.
06:24I'm not listening out for you.
06:26You are?
06:27I'm not interested in that.
06:29I'm going in.
06:30Are you going in?
06:31Yeah.
06:32Just let it air out a little bit.
06:34Strike a match.
06:35Don't look really attractive.
06:36I better look terrible.
06:38You look beautiful.
06:40Yeah we've just been faffing around all morning because of the weather.
06:43It's rubbish.
06:44So it seems to have stopped now.
06:46Helen's going to get in the shower, get ready and then we're going to head into town and have a look around.
06:50Hopefully the rain stays off for a bit longer.
06:54Yeah I need to lock the keys in the van so set alarm number one.
06:57Is it a possibility to lock the keys in the van?
07:00I don't know.
07:03Listen to this and then we'll set the van guardian.
07:09Do you know what that sounds like?
07:11Do you know when you're going through the supermarket and you're walking out and you've got something with a tag on it?
07:17So there's the sign for the place.
07:19It's called Stratford Sports Club.
07:22And like I said last night, I mean there was a bit of music because I think they were at an event on.
07:27But that didn't bother us did it?
07:28Oh I could hardly hear that.
07:29Well no and it stopped about, it's just gone eleven.
07:32But yeah, we're going to stay two nights because we quite liked it.
07:37And that means we can have a few drinks today.
07:39Yay!
07:41I must say Helly Bobs, you look absolutely gorgeous today.
07:43Oh thank you.
07:44I've used my imagination with my wardrobe.
07:49Do you know when you find things at the back you've not worn for ages?
07:53Yeah and I look a scruff.
07:55It's a cover for me.
07:56You look like my carer.
07:58I am your carer.
07:59I know. We just need to get you the lanyard don't we?
08:01No, no you need the lanyard.
08:06Right.
08:07We're going to have to apologise with this video because it's not going to be a usual, you know, sightseeing and all that stuff.
08:16We've done no research.
08:19We're just going to have a quick mooch around, go in some pubs, have some food.
08:23And we've said we'll probably come back when it's nicer weather.
08:26It does look lovely.
08:28It does. You can imagine in the summer.
08:30Yeah.
08:38Whenever we get to a new place and it's nice, Helen gets right excited.
08:43Don't you darling?
08:49Sorry.
08:50Is this some kind of like scavenger hunt?
08:54It's a shoe system we were asked for Christmas.
08:57And it's basically, you can get all different ones.
08:59Alright.
09:00And it's a load of clues to get you to walk around and find all the key things.
09:05Yeah, well we're just going to go to a pub am I?
09:09Yeah.
09:10How can you tell the males from the females?
09:13Is it something to do with the feet?
09:15The females have got a bad attitude.
09:19Oh dear.
09:20You can tell which ones are females because they're the ones following blokes around, nagging them.
09:27Is that wrong? Is that politically incorrect?
09:29What are you like?
09:31Look at the cygnets that have grown up.
09:33The brown ones.
09:34Yeah.
09:37They keep fighting some of them don't they? They get a bit aggressive.
09:42That one is.
09:44Sorry, you're talking to yourself.
09:46You're talking to yourself, just watching them swans.
09:50At least with the weather being so naff today, it might not be as busy.
09:53A lot of people have probably thought, sod it, I'm staying at home.
09:58Yeah, I'm staying at home and watching that clip.
10:01Look at that over there, that statue.
10:05Is that the tiniest McDonald's you've ever seen Helen?
10:08It is.
10:09Isn't it?
10:10Yeah.
10:12I wonder if it is, I wonder if there's an award.
10:14It's a miniature McDonald's.
10:17Answers in the comments.
10:18What does that make you think of?
10:21Where are you?
10:22That balcony.
10:23Like New Orleans.
10:24New Orleans, that isn't it?
10:25Yes, it really does.
10:26Although I haven't been.
10:27Neither have I but.
10:28It just looks like it doesn't.
10:29I've seen pictures.
10:32Yeah, and the tree as well.
10:34Yeah, it does look lovely.
10:37It's nippy isn't it?
10:39It certainly is.
10:40My hands are freezing.
10:41You've got to put your hands in your cupcakes.
10:44That'll be a first for you, won't it love?
10:46How dare you.
10:48I'm only kidding darling.
10:50This is obviously some sort of Shakespeare.
10:54And these will probably represent, is that, which one's that with the skull?
10:57Hamlet.
10:58Is that Hamlet?
10:59Is it?
11:00It will be, yeah.
11:01To be fair, I'm not exactly an expert.
11:03I don't know anything.
11:04I know he's written a lot of plays.
11:05You don't say.
11:06And one's called Hamlet.
11:07Yeah, it says Hamlet there.
11:09Oh look, I'm not as daft as I look.
11:12You're going to have to excuse our knowledge on Shakespeare because I know nothing.
11:17We know very little.
11:18I know nothing.
11:19But yeah, let's play a guess.
11:21Which ones are they going to be?
11:23What's that going to be Helen?
11:27I'm just going to bet.
11:29It looks like Mary.
11:30It's going to be Macbeth.
11:31But I'm just going to guess that for everyone.
11:33I've not looked at the bottom.
11:35Oh, it's Lady Macbeth.
11:36Yes!
11:37Oh it is!
11:38You see, I do know.
11:40And apparently, it's bad luck isn't it to say Macbeth?
11:45Yeah.
11:46They call it the Scottish play.
11:48We do know a little bit.
11:49But we're not actors so we can say it.
11:51We're not thespians.
11:52So there's a pub what everybody's been telling me about on Facebook.
11:55You've got to go in this pub because it's where all the actors go.
11:57Oh really?
11:58Yeah, it's something duck or something.
12:00Not a rubber duck.
12:02Look at these.
12:03It's beautiful isn't it?
12:09It's all a bit gruesome.
12:111888, this was built Helen.
12:18Okay, looking from the back with my very limited knowledge of Shakespeare.
12:22That's King Lear.
12:23King Lear.
12:24Yeah.
12:25These are all like the popular ones aren't they?
12:27What do you reckon?
12:29Let's have a look.
12:32Oh no.
12:33Prince.
12:34Alright.
12:35Is that hell?
12:36I don't know.
12:39People in comments will tell us.
12:40Yeah, they'll be telling us how thick they are as well.
12:44Well, we don't need telling.
12:46Right.
12:47So, what about this one?
12:49What about this one?
12:50It's a chubby person.
12:52Right, everybody at home have a guess.
12:54Who is this?
12:55What are we guessing?
12:56I'm going to guess King Lear again for this.
12:59Oh no, I don't think it's him.
13:01No, but what is King Lear like?
13:03Caesar.
13:04Is the one called Caesar?
13:06I don't know.
13:07That's not Caesar, is it?
13:09Well, I don't know.
13:16Can't even see it.
13:18What does that say?
13:19Falstaff.
13:21Falstaff, is it?
13:22I think so.
13:24We're making ourselves look right.
13:26In the seals.
13:28Right, we will have a look and research it a bit in the next pub, the first pub.
13:36Come on then, let's go to the pub and look at these boats.
13:39But yeah, I mean, I love it.
13:41I love the monument.
13:42It's beautiful.
13:43Oh, and there he is, the man himself.
13:45He is on top.
13:47Yeah.
13:56I can't remember what year he was born.
13:58It was 1564, I think.
14:03And he died in 1616 and he was 52, your age.
14:09Oh, don't say that.
14:11And they don't even know how he died.
14:13It's a mystery.
14:14They weren't sure if it was syphilis, arsenic poisoning or a stroke.
14:21And then some people have had like wild thoughts about murder and things like that.
14:27There's lots of sort of conspiracy.
14:30Stop turning your broly to the camera.
14:32There's lots of conspiracies.
14:34You've got to remember that we've not got mics on, so you need to be near.
14:37Okay.
14:38And there's lots of conspiracies on Shakespeare.
14:43Because weren't there like one saying it were a few people?
14:46They thought it was a few people.
14:48Oh, you mean Shakespeare was like a few people?
14:51Yeah.
14:52Oh, look at that.
14:53He's got one leg.
14:55Oh, bless it.
14:58Oh.
15:01Oh, bless it.
15:04That's spoilt my day, that.
15:07Yeah, but it's looking healthy.
15:09It's coping.
15:10Oh.
15:11You know, you think you've got it bad, don't you?
15:13And then you see a seagull with one leg.
15:17You know, it just shows there's people.
15:19There's people worse off than that.
15:23There's always things, creatures.
15:25There's a creature that's worse off.
15:26We love creatures, don't we?
15:27We do.
15:29You love me because I'm an animal.
15:34Stop it, your mum's watching.
15:35Oh, yeah, mum's watching.
15:48Shakespeare and his technicoloured drinker.
15:52We've only been here five minutes and I'm Shakespeare'd out already.
15:56Why?
15:57We've not seen anything.
15:58Everything.
15:59Oh, what can we call our business with links to Shakespeare?
16:03Muchadoaboutnothing.
16:05You'll have to think of some Shakespeare-inspired business names.
16:09Muchadoabouterdos.
16:14Hamleregganchips.com
16:19Do we think of any more?
16:22That's going to be the challenge today, thinking of Shakespeare-inspired businesses.
16:28I'll have a think.
16:29I can't think of any.
16:31That's a lovely building, Helen.
16:36I don't think I'd ever hear myself saying this, but you need to speak up.
16:44Oh, I like to see the union flags there.
16:48Being the patriot that I am.
16:50And down here we've got the market, look.
16:53There's a market, Helen.
16:55Oh, it's looking good.
16:56What's this place here?
16:57This looks good.
16:58Oh, it's just a jeweller's.
17:00It did look like a pub.
17:01It did.
17:02Or some posh hotel.
17:09I think he watched security, weren't he?
17:12Ooh, antique.
17:14Cartier.
17:15Really?
17:16Yeah, ooh.
17:17Getting any ideas?
17:20No.
17:22When we've got 100,000 subscribers...
17:24What, you'll let me marry her?
17:26No, I'll take you to Hate Samuels and get you to look her like her.
17:29What was that other jewellery shop that...
17:31Ratners.
17:32I'll take you to the Ratners.
17:34Charity shops.
17:36Do you want to go in charity shop?
17:38If you want to go in charity shops today, Helen, you are more than welcome.
17:42What, are you going to a pub?
17:44No, you can go in if you want.
17:46No, he's not.
17:52There's three in a row, look here.
18:04We'll have a mooch around here.
18:06Then we'll get in a pub and we'll research the other pubs.
18:10It's two o'clock, Helen.
18:12And you're surprised that I'm hungry?
18:16Can you see the pendulum in the clock tower?
18:34Smells nice.
18:36Hey, you can get a lamb samosa.
18:38Do you know, just to sort of...
18:40To put me on?
18:42Put you on.
18:44I'm not feeling a lamb samosa today.
18:46There's some nice colourful light things there.
18:50I like them.
18:58I'll treat you to a pint and a bag of crisps.
19:02I'll treat you to a pint.
19:04Will you? Bloody hell.
19:10Oh look, Stratford-on-Avon's oldest pub.
19:12Every pub in the world's oldest pub.
19:14Established 14th century.
19:16Shall we go through that way?
19:20Oh, it's very dark.
19:22I like it.
19:24I'm not going to get sat down.
19:26Oh, sit here.
19:28You'll get sat down.
19:30Are you sure?
19:32Well, surprise me.
19:38Pint of Guinness.
19:40What's that one?
19:42It's called a Hop Head.
19:44A Hop Head. I like Hop Head.
19:46Oh, those onions smell good.
19:48Oh, I like onions.
19:50Yeah.
19:52Yeah, I can smell onions.
19:54Oh, it's coming from there.
19:56Oh yeah, it's that place that sells really expensive chips.
19:58Anyway, let me just tell everybody about what just happened.
20:00What just happened?
20:02I just want to tell everybody about what a comedy genius my girlfriend is.
20:04Well, I'm not really.
20:06You are.
20:08I just say stuff that just pops in my head.
20:10So, we're sat in that pub.
20:12Oh, look.
20:14Let me tell you a story first.
20:16Before I forget what you said.
20:18So, we're in that pub.
20:20And we're sat there.
20:22And we're sitting there.
20:24So, we're in that pub.
20:26And we're sat there.
20:28And we were trying to come up with Shakespeare-inspired business names.
20:30Like we were talking about earlier.
20:32And I was thinking, alright, good.
20:34I thought,
20:36if you had a bakery, you could call it
20:38Much Ado About Muffins.
20:40No, that's good.
20:42Much Ado About Muffin.
20:44And what else did I say?
20:46If you had a butcher's, I'd call it
20:48The Merchant of Venison.
20:50And then she went quiet.
20:52You'll come up with two. What did you come up with?
20:54So, if there was some public toilet.
20:56The Taming of the Pooh.
21:00And McBeth Donald's.
21:02Let me laugh.
21:04McBeth Donald's.
21:06It's actually better than McDonald's.
21:08McBeth Donald's, yeah.
21:10Why don't they do that?
21:12They should do it.
21:14That's what they should do.
21:16Because I did have 18 years as a manager at McDonald's.
21:18Oh, and don't we know about it?
21:20I don't.
21:22You do, what's that? You never show up about it.
21:24You've never put it on.
21:26I want to put it on the screen of your video now.
21:28Yeah, so I can make a really good burger.
21:30You can't.
21:40More stones. Get your crystals here.
21:42Come and get your crystals here.
21:46Oh, they're quite snazzy, aren't they?
21:48If you follow me, I have a little person to buy one for.
21:54They're very cute.
21:56Have we got a little person we can get one for?
21:58No.
22:00What we're going to do now.
22:02We need to go to the Shakespeare thing.
22:04We need to go to the Shakespeare thing.
22:06So I've just put the thing on Facebook.
22:08I know I talk about it all the time.
22:10But if you're not following us on Facebook.
22:12Because we ask all the questions.
22:14We do a lot of live stuff from wherever we are.
22:16So we put on Facebook.
22:18What's the best pubs to go to?
22:20That's priority.
22:22And then I put where else should we go?
22:24And we've had a few suggestions.
22:26And of course we've got to go to the...
22:28Shakespeare's Burglars.
22:30We've got to go to the Royal Shakespeare Theatre, haven't we?
22:32We've got to go to the Royal Shakespeare Theatre, haven't we?
22:34So we're going to have a look.
22:36And then there's a pub across from there called the Dirty Duck.
22:38And apparently that's where all the thespians go.
22:40That's like a medieval police station.
22:42And apparently that's where all the thespians go.
22:44The RFC Theatre is down here.
22:46Yeah, Ely Street.
22:48We're going to have a look at that first.
22:50Look at that!
22:52That is just the first of many.
22:56When you go in these old Tudor houses.
22:58They are so rickety
23:00and inside out there.
23:02Could you imagine in that room up there?
23:04I'd love to go in it.
23:06Even Stratford-upon-Avon
23:08cannot escape
23:10the
23:12scourge of
23:14shite architecture. Have you seen that there?
23:18Hideous.
23:20Oh, wow.
23:22Oh, look down here.
23:24It must be a hotel.
23:26It must be a hotel.
23:28Yeah, it is.
23:30Wow, it's amazing.
23:32Look at that. God save the King.
23:36I quite like that building actually.
23:38I quite like that building actually.
23:40Yeah, why don't we?
23:42Is it we can go in that church?
23:44Yeah, if it's the Holy
23:46Trinity, that is the resting
23:48place of the church.
23:50Do you think? Yeah.
23:52That's the old chapel.
23:54Shall we go and have a look?
23:56I'll show you. Oh, yes.
23:58The Holy Trinity Church
24:00will show us the way. What in here?
24:02I don't know. There's a sign.
24:04It's like this.
24:06This is the
24:08Guild Chapel.
24:14Let me go in first.
24:16Oh, wow.
24:20I think there's an event
24:22going on.
24:32Yeah, I think we
24:34could come.
24:36I don't want to get
24:38roped in.
24:40Lots of
24:42choir practice. I know what you're like.
24:50Oh, so Shakespeare's
24:52school room.
25:04A memory room for
25:06the town and the nation. Hidden
25:08jaws could almost reach out
25:10across 400 years to experience the
25:12education.
25:14Oh, she's going in.
25:16She's going in. Don't go in.
25:18She's gone in.
25:24She's talking to
25:26a man.
25:28It's an experience.
25:30I don't want an experience.
25:34What?
25:36What's that face for?
25:38It's not a museum, it's an experience.
25:40I don't want it. And they have a trained actor
25:42who is the schoolmaster
25:44and he does a lesson.
25:46And I said he's not going to Keynes, is he?
25:48I'm going to lie now.
25:50Only if you know say.
25:52I don't want to get roped
25:54into stuff like that.
25:56I mean, I love my role play
25:58but you might not.
26:00Do you?
26:02I could never do that French maid thing
26:04that I keep asking you to do.
26:06Oh la la, I could.
26:08When I went into one of them at York
26:10you know like York Dungeons or something like that.
26:12They always pick on me.
26:14I've got one of them purses.
26:16I hate stuff like that. £13.50
26:18for 15 minutes. That's like
26:20four pints, isn't it?
26:22And that's an experience.
26:24Yeah.
26:26We're going off-piste here, Ellen.
26:28Oh, we're? This is not where we need to be.
26:30Come on.
26:32Where is he buried?
26:34In the ground.
26:36And a lot of my videos when I go to places
26:38I do a bit of research.
26:40Not a lot, I do a bit.
26:42And I like to sort of present interesting stories
26:44and facts and stuff like that.
26:46But the thing is with somewhere like this
26:48I don't want to sort of...
26:50I can't do that.
26:52It's too complex, isn't it?
26:54The whole Shakespeare thing.
26:56There's proper experts in that.
26:58I'm not going to go on Google for 10 minutes.
27:00What, and tell everybody all about it?
27:02I'm not going to go on Google for 10 minutes
27:04and then start presenting some sort of thing
27:06because it's a bit patronising, isn't it?
27:08So I thought
27:10rather than that we'll just come and go to the pub.
27:16So that's not even his house, it's where his house was.
27:20No, so he had the house
27:22where he was born
27:24and it was left to him
27:26by his father, John.
27:28Ooh, get you!
27:30But then he moved into the new place
27:32with Anne Hathaway's wife.
27:34Shall I tell you something?
27:36I thought she were an actress?
27:38There may be more than one.
27:40No, seriously, is she an actress?
27:42I think Anne Hathaway, is it?
27:44Anna Hathaway, is it?
27:46And that was Shakespeare's wife as well?
27:48Yeah. Guess how old he was when he got married?
27:5018.
27:52She was already six months pregnant.
27:54Yeah, say no more.
27:56Ooh, bit of a rush job.
27:58Say no more.
28:02How many kids did he have?
28:04Three.
28:06And his son died when he was 11.
28:08How come you know all this?
28:10I had a quick look at his phone.
28:14So, while we're in the pub
28:16and I'm looking at stupid Shakespeare
28:18Mr Stanton dashed us.
28:20Yeah, can I also tell you
28:22so he had two daughters
28:24and I think he left
28:26his fortune to his elder daughter
28:28and between them
28:30they had four grandchildren who all died
28:32so the family
28:34bloodline did not proceed.
28:36I hope you're wrong with all this.
28:38I'm not. And shall I tell you
28:40who the descendants are of Shakespeare
28:42is his sister Joan and her family
28:44and they still live around
28:46in the area.
28:48What, for a cup of tea?
28:50You know, I take the mick out of Helen for reading
28:52absolutely everything but that's just
28:54joking really because
28:56it does come in handy, doesn't it?
28:58And she remembers it all, that's the sad thing
29:00about it.
29:02Yeah, but only for like 24 hours
29:04and then it's gone. I can't remember something
29:06I read five minutes ago.
29:08It's true, true story that.
29:10Anyway, we're going down
29:12to the Royal Shakespeare Theatre
29:14which I'm sure is going to be
29:16very lovely. Then we're going in the pub
29:18apparently there's a cafe
29:20in the Shakespeare Theatre
29:22A few people have
29:24told us to go there. We're going to go and have a look at that.
29:26I could maybe have a scone.
29:28You may be good.
29:30I'm saving myself because I don't really feel hungry.
29:32Well, I'm
29:34not as hungry as I would have been when I were
29:36fatter.
29:38But it's coming back.
29:40Look at that.
29:42Is that a pub there? The Garrick?
29:44Yes, that looks like
29:46me all day.
29:48But you may have had the soul ripped out of it, Helen.
29:52She's got red trousers that match your coat.
29:54Oh, yeah, look, she's like me.
29:56She's like an inverse
29:58copy of you. Shall I go and grab her and say,
30:00can we have a scone? Do you remember when you
30:02used to get the old photographs with the...
30:04What were it called?
30:06I used to have
30:08them developed and it was like the inverse.
30:10Oh, right. You know what I mean, don't you?
30:12You mean like a negative?
30:14Yeah, she would like the negative, but she weren't negative.
30:16She might have been nice.
30:18That's a Wetherspoon, Helen.
30:20OMG.
30:22We have to go.
30:24That's a posh Wetherspoon.
30:26Do you think it's all that?
30:28The
30:30Golden Bee? Yeah, it's all that.
30:32Yes.
30:34Oh, somebody's told us about that, the Tudor
30:36World. Shall we go in that?
30:38Oh, no, it
30:40wasn't Tudor, was it? Because
30:42Elizabeth I was the queen on
30:44the throne when Shakespeare
30:46was alive. Was she? Yeah.
30:48Was she a Tudor?
30:50Yeah. Was she a Tudor? Yeah, she was.
30:52Somebody's told us to go to Tudor World.
30:56I'm not very good with
30:58the English history.
31:00That's supposed to be alright in there.
31:02But...
31:04How much is it?
31:06I don't know.
31:08No.
31:10I don't think he works here,
31:12Helen. He's just a man.
31:18I was going to ask you, is it
31:20worth £10?
31:22You don't know.
31:24I'm not sure.
31:26Let's
31:28go down here then.
31:30I think it looks very Tudor-ish.
31:32I should hope so.
31:34For £10.
31:36That's it.
31:38Yeah, the real Shakespeare
31:40coming in. Well, I thought it'd be like some old
31:42Tudor thing. Yeah, I saw that coming in.
31:44Well, it's probably like the
31:46modern building. Yeah.
31:48That's probably behind
31:50and that's just the modern part.
31:52What I'm thinking of, is it the Globe in
31:54London? Yeah. Which is all
31:56sort of oldy-worldy. We'll go and have a
31:58look.
32:00And the Drunken Duck, or whatever it's called.
32:02Is it just there? It must be.
32:04I said it's across the road. I did bring my gloves.
32:06It's a bit chilly, isn't it?
32:08It's freezing, love.
32:10Can't wait to get back in that van
32:12and get that heating on.
32:16Is that the bar? It's funny how you found
32:18that, isn't it?
32:20No, it's not.
32:26I thought you could go up the tower or something, Helen.
32:30I'm not sure we're supposed to be
32:32in this bit, Helen.
32:34So we'll go and have a look, then.
32:48Just pretend we're lost.
32:50Like we're looking for a cafe or
32:52something like that.
32:56Only the people downstairs
32:58can do it.
33:00If you ask me, I'll do it.
33:02On the next floor.
33:04You're a charming one, aren't you?
33:06Yeah.
33:10She was just asking some men if we could go
33:12backstage.
33:14Well, it's in the...
33:16But they're rehearsing, so
33:18we're allowed. And the handler
33:20is on.
33:22But then they said, round the back,
33:24there's
33:26some costumes or something.
33:28Like a...
33:30We'll go and have a look at that.
33:32Yeah, we could have gone on a
33:34costume tour.
33:36But I'm not hanging around waiting for that
33:38one as a pub across the road. I mean, you can go
33:40on it, darling, if you want to. It's okay.
33:42You know, you can
33:44look at them on the internet
33:46or something.
33:48Yeah, I'll just do that. So, what's this pub
33:50called? The Dirty Duck? I'm not sure.
33:52It's you that's been doing that.
33:54Because everybody talks about it.
33:56You'll see some actors, all the actors
33:58go in it. Maybe after
34:00the performances, though. Yeah.
34:02Because at the minute, they're rehearsing.
34:04Yeah, they're rehearsing.
34:06I think it's the Dirty Duck or the Rubber
34:08Duck or something. It's something
34:10we're ducking. And do you know why it's
34:12called that? Because that's
34:14what all actors call each other.
34:16Oh, really? Yeah.
34:18I know they call each other
34:20Ducky, don't they? You believe it.
34:22You believe anything, don't you?
34:24Right, it must be down here.
34:26I think it must be that place there.
34:28It's got to be down here.
34:30Right, we're going to...
34:32We're going to play a game called
34:34Spot the Thespian. Oh, okay.
34:36And spot the people pretending
34:38to be, as well. Because there's a lot of that
34:40going on. Don't you know?
34:42Yes. Shall we pretend to be
34:44Thespians?
34:46No. Well, you could maybe pull it off. I couldn't.
34:48But here it is.
34:50This is the famous pub, the Dirty Duck.
34:52Dirty Duck.
34:56Oh, good.
35:16Oh, it's the Green King.
35:18Come on, Ellen.
35:20Don't make me go in on my own.
35:22This is the actors' bar.
35:38I like it here. It's quite nice, isn't it?
35:44Do you recognise any? No.
35:46What do you want?
35:54She's making me wait for dinner,
35:56so I've got crisps.
35:58And you only want ten, so you're not having one at all.
36:16Right, that was a good pub.
36:18Yeah, we enjoyed it. We had a brilliant seat.
36:22Thank you for the recommendations, and we did have the best seat in the house.
36:24And do you know what gives me great pleasure?
36:26What? Giving other people
36:28the seat. The great seat.
36:30We were just getting ready to leave, and then this
36:32couple came in. I was like, you can have this seat.
36:34And we've even warmed up the seat for you.
36:36You feel like right virtuous, don't you?
36:38Yeah. Here, have my seat.
36:40Like, you've given them something.
36:42Yeah. So, I'm getting peckish.
36:44Are you getting peckish?
36:46Yeah.
36:48You've got to eat at some point.
36:50No, I do. I will.
36:52What are we doing now?
36:54I think we need to go and see
36:56where Shakespeare was born,
36:58and then where he is buried.
37:00Oh, no.
37:02And then we can go.
37:04It's spitting.
37:06We can't do it in this weather.
37:08It's not far.
37:10It's a church.
37:12I'll just put pictures on the screen.
37:14You go.
37:16I'll wait for you at the pub.
37:18Anyway, so something funny has happened.
37:20So, we've put a thing on Facebook about
37:22what's a good pub to go to.
37:24And we did see one earlier, didn't we?
37:26I think we do need to go in there
37:28for a little drinky booze.
37:30We do.
37:32After Wetherspoons.
37:34What, after?
37:36We need to go to Wetherspoons.
37:38We've seen a Wetherspoons, and we're going to go
37:40for our tea in Wetherspoons.
37:42There's a reason for that.
37:44Yeah, because I like Wetherspoons.
37:46Because I had that bad experience recently.
37:48So, I'm going to give them a second chance
37:50because that looks a posh Wetherspoons.
37:52So, we're going to give them a second chance.
37:54Because all the experiences that I've had
37:56in Wetherspoons have been on the whole good.
38:00Anyways, let me tell you this little funny story.
38:02So, we're sat in that pub,
38:04and we're reading comments on his Facebook page.
38:06Because we don't talk to each other, do we, at pubs?
38:08We do.
38:10We're not, we definitely aren't.
38:12No, we're not like that.
38:14But we were looking at his comments,
38:16and Ellen's going, you know how I always joke about
38:18how I'm going, ooooh.
38:20So, she's on her phone and she went,
38:22ooooh, Gary King.
38:24And I'm going, who's chuffing Gary King?
38:26I thought she was fancying some bloke
38:28or something. Gary King?
38:30Yeah, and you were on about pubs.
38:32Do you know King?
38:34That was my heart.
38:36Was he called Gary? I don't know.
38:38But I thought you were on about a bloke called Gary King,
38:40and you were on about the pub called Gary King.
38:42I wasn't.
38:44I think you need to get on the
38:46waiting list for hearing aids.
38:48Well, it just made me laugh.
38:50Are we going to this church, Beers?
38:52I think we have to.
38:54Where is it then?
38:56She's getting her phone out and glasses and everything.
38:58Ellen. What?
39:00Why don't we do it when we come back? We said we'd come in back.
39:02What do you mean come back? Well, we're going to come back at night's weather, aren't we?
39:04Yeah.
39:06Let's go to Wetherspoons.
39:08Because I'm absolutely freezing
39:10and it's raining.
39:12Let's come back again.
39:14Do you know what?
39:16We'll hold that thought.
39:18We'll go and see it in better weather.
39:20So scrap this video.
39:22Well, don't scrap it. Keep watching it.
39:24But this is not the historic tour of Stratford.
39:26Sorry. Sorry not sorry.
39:28This is the pub tour of Stratford.
39:30We're going to Wetherspoons now
39:32for a tea.
39:34Ellen's just made a really good point there.
39:36It's a bit of a tiff in here,
39:38isn't it?
39:40There's so many tables that are absolutely filthy.
39:42Of like dirty dishes and shit.
39:44So I've not got a good
39:46feeling.
39:48It might not be good.
39:50I hope it is though. I'm praying.
39:52Do you want to do it yes or no? Yeah, I do.
39:54I'm praying that it's going to be good.
39:56If you haven't seen my other video, I did a video
39:58recently when I was in Sheffield with my sister
40:00and we went to Wetherspoons
40:02and they had ham eggs and chips.
40:04It was terrible.
40:06And we got a lot of stick on that video.
40:08They said we were snobs.
40:10Somebody was disappointed in me.
40:12He said, it turns out you're middle class.
40:14Because I didn't like Wetherspoons.
40:16It was bad. It was really bad.
40:18But, you know,
40:20I'll give another go because I am a fan of Wetherspoons
40:22like I've said.
40:24But maybe just for drinks in future.
40:26But we're going to try them again
40:28and this will be the definitive answer.
40:30Oh, I like chicken.
40:32That's me, please.
40:38Here's mine.
40:40Thank you very much.
40:48Have you ordered me a child's portion?
40:50No, I just asked
40:52for the American burger
40:54and that is it.
40:56It does look very small.
41:00Do you know what I think?
41:02What?
41:04It really depends on what you order.
41:06Because some meals
41:08are better than others.
41:10Why do I keep getting it wrong?
41:12Look at this.
41:14I've got the chilli chicken.
41:16I've got practically half a chicken
41:18with a Mediterranean salad
41:20and then I've got halloumi fries on the side.
41:22Here, get some ketchup on it.
41:24That's salty.
41:28That looks okay.
41:30It just looks quite small.
41:32It's small, isn't it?
41:34Why have I got a pink plate?
41:36I really don't know.
41:40Look at mine.
41:42No, don't rub it in.
41:44I've never even seen a pink plate in a restaurant.
41:52Oh God, she's having the best time
41:54with the boys.
41:56They're going after her.
42:42Don't look after him. He hasn't got a job anymore. That's how cocky he is. He hasn't got a job anymore.
42:49He'll be leaving the ship, mate. I'm going to show you around the ship in a bit.
43:04I've seen the guy assault this guy and I've got it on camera.
43:08I've got it on camera, so if you need support, police, all right.
43:11Did I do anything wrong?
43:12Well, I don't know, I don't know, but I saw the guy assault this guy.
43:15So I've got it all on camera, all right.
43:27I don't know, I just saw a guy slap that other guy.
43:30What is that he's saying?
43:32It is a camera.
43:33Oh, what's that? Oh, it's a camera.
43:36I filmed there was a guy and he just attacked that guy and I filmed it.
43:46Yeah, so you probably can't see me because it's dark in here, but the police are there now and I've just given a statement.
43:52And I've got to provide them with the video footage.
43:55So this has been quite an eventful trip to Wetherspoons.
43:59We've been ended up in bloody Wetherspoons far too long.
44:03Oh gosh, yes.
44:04So we've had to wait for police to come and give our statement.
44:08It is important because we hate to see bullying.
44:11And we're going to go and have one last one at the Gary.
44:16We're going to Gary's.
44:17Gary King's.
44:18We're going to Gary's Inn.
44:20No, we're going to Gary King's, aren't we?
44:23That looks nice, doesn't it?
44:30Wow.
44:32Oh, there's a seat there, look.
44:34Oh, we can sit right under that boat there.
44:36Who's that?
44:38I don't know.
44:39Who's he?
44:40I think it's my mum.
44:41Do you think somebody's sat here?
44:42I don't know.
44:44We'll find out, won't we?
44:46What if they come back?
44:50I'll go and get us a drink.
44:51There's a lot of drinks on here, isn't there?
44:53Is anybody sat here yet?
44:54No.
44:55Have they gone?
44:58Oh, I'm going to...
45:00I'll get us a bar.
45:02Don't start tidying up.
45:04Oh, she's unreal.
45:06She tidies up everywhere she goes.
45:08I'll give her her own dressing.
45:10Nice one.
45:13Send her round.
45:15Has she brought all the drinks as well?
45:17Yeah, she can get drinks in while you're up.
45:19I've just got the last two.
45:21Somebody's left that one.
45:24Just so we don't need to get drinks in.
45:26We can drink them again.
45:30I quite like this pub.
45:31It's a nice pub.
45:32It's another...
45:33I mean, it's a bit...
45:35isn't it?
45:36But it is...
45:38You mean it's been slightly cleansed?
45:41It's been cleansed.
45:42It's had a bit of the soul checking out of there.
45:44Because it's like a food place.
45:46It's sort of kept a bit.
45:47But I like it.
45:48I quite like Green King pubs.
45:50I think they do a good job.
45:52They do a good job.
45:53They're all like quirky type pubs.
45:55They don't rip the soul off.
45:56They don't.
45:57Anyway, I've got that Hazy Day again.
45:59Which is a really nice pub.
46:00That's a Green King beer though.
46:02Is it?
46:03Cheers.
46:04And I've got Van Rouge.
46:07Red Wine.
46:09Cheers my darling.
46:12I might have to switch to the phone now.
46:13Because this camera...
46:15The battery's about to run out.
46:17And...
46:19The footage looks really dark to me.
46:21I hope the footage is going to be okay on this.
46:23What was this?
46:25It was just the house red.
46:27I said what's your cheapest red wine of?
46:33Oh gosh.
46:35There's a man.
46:37It's one of those things.
46:39Oh he's doing the touring thing.
46:41You know that you can sign up to?
46:43Yeah.
46:44I thought we were having another kicking off episode then.
46:47I thought we've had enough of that already.
46:50What are the laws against just like tagging along?
46:53There's no law. Come on.
46:57Do you do tagging along for free?
46:59So that was Gary King's.
47:01We liked it in there didn't we?
47:03Yeah.
47:05What we're going to do now.
47:07I mean it's getting on but it's not late.
47:09It's not late late is it?
47:11But we're getting on.
47:13It's not getting on, we're getting on.
47:15We've decided that...
47:17It's wet and cold.
47:19We're going to gut at Sainsbury's.
47:21And get some supplies.
47:23Snacks and stuff.
47:25Or a midnight snack.
47:27I think there's a Sainsbury's round here, I might be wrong.
47:29And then we're going to go back to the van.
47:31Oh and then we can get all snuggly.
47:33We're going to get snuggled, we're going to put eating on.
47:35Yeah, put Netflix on.
47:37Netflix and chill.
47:41We'll see you there.
47:43Back in the van.
47:45Oh you're ok.
47:47We've been to Tesco.
47:49We've got meat.
47:51What's them you've got?
47:55They are cocktails.
47:59I've got passion fruit.
48:01Something with a mojito.
48:03A pina colada.
48:05And a strawberry daiquiri.
48:07Look, I said what do you want?
48:09I pulled the right scam off in Tesco.
48:11Didn't I?
48:13Here's my club card.
48:15Scan it quick.
48:17I switched it for my club card.
48:19So I got the club card points.
48:21Worth probably about 15 pence.
48:23You're a bad person.
48:25I'm a bad man.
48:27I'm a bad man.
48:29To watch a bit of TV.
48:31You've got your mate.
48:33I've got a little bit.
48:35You've got your chocolate.
48:37I've got a little bit of chocolate up here.
48:39You've got my bunny, you can have it.
48:41You can have that.
48:43I've got one of them, look.
48:45Oh yes.
48:47I want some meat though.
48:49When we were in Tesco.
48:51Is it kindling cake?
48:53No, it's fries.
48:55When we were in Tesco.
48:57I was like, I don't want anything.
48:59But then as soon as you get back.
49:01Don't open it, it's mine.
49:03As soon as you get back, I'm like, I want something.
49:05Oh my goodness.
49:07That is too sweet for me.
49:09That is too sweet.
49:11Oh my goodness.
49:13It's so sweet.
49:15It's too sweet.
49:17I'm going to drink it.
49:19That is super sweet Helen.
49:23That is.
49:25Where's all the glass?
49:29That is.
49:31The Funkin.
49:33Pina Colada.
49:35Oh look what we've got.
49:37It's a very good cup.
49:39That's what I'm talking about.
49:41OMG.
49:43I'll tell you what.
49:45Give me those nuts.
49:47Give me those nuts.
49:49We're not getting paid.
49:51I love nuts.
49:53Especially these nuts.
49:55No, we're not getting paid.
49:57But we love these nuts.
49:59It's our friends that own VIP nuts.
50:01Nina and Eugene.
50:03And they've sponsored his videos.
50:05In the past.
50:07And they send us boxes of nuts.
50:09I'll tell you what. It's not good for a diet though.
50:11It's not.
50:13I do like a nut.
50:15I normally have.
50:17I do like a nut.
50:19You like me?
50:21Exactly.
50:23I normally have.
50:25I like a good whisky.
50:27But you know when you're a bit skinned.
50:29I have to go for the cheapest one.
50:31So it's just going to be whisky and coke for me.
50:33Look.
50:35If you're going to put coke in it.
50:37You need cheap gut rock.
50:39You're not going to get a single malt and put coke in it.
50:41Are you?
50:43I might do.
50:45No, don't do that.
50:47That cheese stinks in here.
50:49I'll eat it tomorrow.