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00:00:00Dean, we can't do that out here.
00:00:25What if a teacher catches us?
00:00:26Then meet me upstairs.
00:00:27It's our last night before you move back west and I start military college.
00:00:31You still want to go all the way?
00:00:33Of course.
00:00:34We said prom night would be special and promised to be each other's first.
00:00:38I wouldn't want it to be with anyone else.
00:00:47Ow!
00:00:50Give that back.
00:00:51Aww.
00:00:52Are you scared I'm going to screw up your little prom night virginity pact?
00:00:55Hate to break it to you, sweetie, but Dean already lost his last summer to me.
00:01:00You're lying.
00:01:01You've been throwing yourself at Dean for years, but he would never touch you.
00:01:05Then why did Dean tell me he wanted to do it again tonight?
00:01:08Guess you're not so special after all, Hannah.
00:01:10Dean would never.
00:01:16We'll see about that.
00:01:18No!
00:01:23Ow!
00:01:24What are you doing?
00:01:25Let me go!
00:01:26Shut up!
00:01:31Nice, Jake.
00:01:32Here, get him inside and hide him in the bathroom.
00:01:35Hurry, before that little rat shows up.
00:01:44I refuse to believe Elise's lies.
00:01:47Oh, oh, oh, Dean, that was so good.
00:01:59What the hell?
00:02:00Where's Dean?
00:02:03He's in the bathroom getting ready for round two.
00:02:06Can you blame him?
00:02:07Why would he want you when he could have all this?
00:02:11As if I'd believe that.
00:02:12He's probably not even in there.
00:02:15See for yourself.
00:02:17No, he wouldn't.
00:02:26Dean, are you in there?
00:02:31Yeah.
00:02:33How could you?
00:02:35You promised me.
00:02:42No, Dean, you don't get to hide from me.
00:02:44I want an explanation.
00:02:46She'll know the truth if she opens that door.
00:02:50I want an explanation.
00:02:54Why do you think he's hiding in there
00:02:55instead of coming and talking this out with you?
00:03:00Go on, ask him to come out.
00:03:02See if he will.
00:03:04Fine.
00:03:06Dean, I'm gonna count to three.
00:03:09One, two, three.
00:03:17You ruined tonight.
00:03:19You ruined us.
00:03:35What the hell?
00:03:36Hannah, please, please be okay.
00:03:46Hannah, thank God.
00:03:48It's over, Dean.
00:03:50Loving you was the worst mistake I've ever made.
00:03:54Don't talk to me ever again.
00:04:01I have to find her.
00:04:03I have to explain everything.
00:04:12Hannah, why?
00:04:14Why'd you leave me?
00:04:17Why?
00:04:26I come home from college to a new house,
00:04:29a new town, and a new stepmom.
00:04:32Who even is this woman?
00:04:35Who even is this woman?
00:04:36She's kind and also very rich.
00:04:39We met before we moved four years ago.
00:04:41Four years ago?
00:04:42That's the last time I saw Dean.
00:04:50Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:04:51I'm so happy you're here.
00:04:53And my son is going to love you.
00:04:54He's always wanted a sibling.
00:04:57I'm sorry, did you say son?
00:04:58He's going to a frat party at the Naval Academy tonight.
00:05:02You should go too.
00:05:03I know you're starting your summer job there tomorrow.
00:05:06You could meet some students
00:05:07and maybe even a friend.
00:05:09Dad, you didn't mention anything about a stepbrother.
00:05:13Dean goes to military school too.
00:05:16Oh God, will he be there?
00:05:17Speak of the devil.
00:05:19Hi, honey, where are you?
00:05:21About to head to the party.
00:05:23Perfect, I'm going to send your stepsister,
00:05:26Hannah, there to meet you.
00:05:27Hannah?
00:05:28Wait, I have a stepsister?
00:05:30Take good care of her, okay?
00:05:32I'm going to go to the party.
00:05:34I'm going to go to the party.
00:05:35I'm going to go to the party.
00:05:36I'm going to go to the party.
00:05:37I'm going to go to the party.
00:05:38Okay?
00:05:50How am I supposed to find my stepbrother?
00:05:52Everyone's in uniform
00:05:53and I don't even know what he looks like.
00:05:56Oh my God, is that him?
00:06:02He is so fine.
00:06:04I know, he's going to be a senior commander next year.
00:06:07And he's single.
00:06:08And I hear he's looking for a date
00:06:10for the junior dance too.
00:06:12Back off, I called this.
00:06:19Dean?
00:06:19Hannah, it's been four years.
00:06:22She probably never even thought about me.
00:06:24What are you doing here?
00:06:26I didn't come here to see you, that's for sure.
00:06:30Ignore that rude-ass nobody.
00:06:33Yeah, she obviously has no taste or respect.
00:06:36I can get someone to kick her out for you.
00:06:38No need, I'm leaving.
00:06:42Dean, where are you going?
00:06:44Walk away from me.
00:06:45What does she have that we don't?
00:06:49Don't walk away from me, Hannah.
00:06:51You already did that four years ago.
00:06:52That's rich coming from a dirty cheater like you.
00:06:55I never cheated on you, Hannah.
00:06:58You were the one that dumped me
00:06:59after I got knocked unconscious.
00:07:01Four years, Hannah.
00:07:04I called you so many times.
00:07:05I tried to find you and explain.
00:07:07You expect me to believe some crazy excuse
00:07:09after four years?
00:07:10Your clothes were all over the room.
00:07:12I heard your voice.
00:07:15I wanted to believe him so badly.
00:07:17She doesn't believe me, then why waste my breath?
00:07:20Forget it.
00:07:29Whoa, that's three shots of vodka, man.
00:07:32Is this about that hot girl
00:07:33you were fighting with over there?
00:07:36It's my ex, Hannah.
00:07:38I haven't seen her in four years.
00:07:39I thought she left this town for good.
00:07:41Isn't your new stepsister also named Hannah?
00:07:47No, dude, there's like a million Hannahs out there.
00:07:49Can't be the same person.
00:07:51Hope you're right,
00:07:52because becoming step-siblings with your ex
00:07:54sounds like a nightmare.
00:07:56Especially when my ex is convinced
00:07:58I'm a lying, cheating asshole.
00:08:00I can't believe this.
00:08:02She walked away from me again.
00:08:03Whatever she's wrong,
00:08:05make her regret ever leaving you.
00:08:13Well, well, well.
00:08:14The virgin Hannah returns.
00:08:17I can't believe you'd show your face in this town again.
00:08:19You weren't humiliated enough
00:08:20when Dean dumped your ass four years ago.
00:08:23You should be humiliated for what you did to me.
00:08:25You're the one who jumped into my boyfriend's bed.
00:08:29No one here would believe that, Hannah.
00:08:31Dean was my man and you took him from me.
00:08:33What?
00:08:34You won't get away with that.
00:08:42Get away from me, you backstabbing bitch!
00:08:44Haven't you hurt me enough?
00:08:45Elise, what's wrong?
00:08:47This woman is harassing me.
00:08:49It wasn't enough that she stole Dean from me four years ago.
00:08:52She just had to come back and rub it in my face.
00:08:54She was totally trying to seduce him earlier.
00:08:57I knew it!
00:08:58I knew that homewrecker was out to get me.
00:09:00Damn, jealous much?
00:09:02I was so messed up.
00:09:04No, I wasn't.
00:09:05She's lying.
00:09:06Elise is the desperate one.
00:09:25Hold her down.
00:09:27You know what happens to bitches
00:09:28who steal other people's men?
00:09:30The punishment is your very own scarlet letter.
00:09:35A for adulterer.
00:09:38Asshole.
00:09:41Let me go!
00:09:43That's Hannah.
00:09:47Get your hands off her!
00:09:50What the hell is this?
00:10:00I'm sorry.
00:10:14We know Hannah seduced you and stole you away from Elise.
00:10:17Now that homewrecker is just paying the price.
00:10:20Is that what Elise told all of you?
00:10:22Then she's a liar.
00:10:24I never slept with Elise.
00:10:26I wouldn't touch her if you paid me a million dollars.
00:10:29Is he telling the truth?
00:10:31You don't have to lie
00:10:32to protect your little side piece, Lieutenant.
00:10:35We all see it.
00:10:36She's not pretty enough to be girlfriend material.
00:10:39Not everyone's born with it like me.
00:10:43You're very confident in yourself, Elise.
00:10:45Let me ask a question.
00:10:47How many guys here has Elise Lyons tried to seduce?
00:10:53And how many of you actually want to sleep with her?
00:11:00See, you think you're so hot,
00:11:02but no one here wants you.
00:11:04I know I never did, and I certainly never will.
00:11:07No one wants a woman with an ugly soul.
00:11:10And the next time you want to call someone a homewrecker,
00:11:13you should look in the mirror first.
00:11:21You know what happens to bitches
00:11:22who steal other people's men?
00:11:24No, no, please don't.
00:11:30Is that true?
00:11:31You really never slept with Elise?
00:11:33Hannah, why would I?
00:11:35Is that why you ran off without saying goodbye?
00:11:37All the evidence was there.
00:11:38What was I supposed to think?
00:11:40Hannah, Elise has hopped into bed
00:11:41with every guy in our school.
00:11:44I can't believe you think I would choose her over you.
00:11:46Are you calling me stupid?
00:11:48Hannah, that's not what I'm-
00:11:49Even if you never cheated,
00:11:51it took me four years
00:11:53to piece my broken heart back together.
00:11:55I can't just let that go.
00:11:57I can't just let that go.
00:11:59Apparently neither can Elise.
00:12:02God, that was so humiliating.
00:12:08No, don't drink that!
00:12:10Oh God, please don't tell me that has piss in it.
00:12:13Ew, no, what the fuck?
00:12:15But dude, that's got a whole tap of acid in it.
00:12:27I don't know.
00:12:28It's hot.
00:12:31Are we swimming?
00:12:33Oh my God.
00:12:36You look just like my cheating ex.
00:12:42You look just like my cheating ex.
00:12:45Again, I never cheated.
00:12:46God damn it, Hannah.
00:12:48Where are we?
00:12:51You're at my house.
00:12:52Well, my mom's.
00:12:54Just lay down, you need rest.
00:12:58Mm, mm-mm, you're wrong.
00:13:01We're at my house.
00:13:03I just moved in.
00:13:06Isn't your new stepsister also named Hannah?
00:13:15After four years, you still make my heart beat faster.
00:13:19Do you still have feelings for me?
00:13:22The ship, I'm the captain of the ship and it's calling me.
00:13:29What are you thinking, Dean?
00:13:30She's just tripping.
00:13:34Good night, Hannah.
00:13:47I start my new job at the academy
00:13:49I start my new job at the academy today.
00:13:51Oh crap, I have to get ready.
00:13:57Morning, Hannah.
00:13:58Did you have fun at the party last night?
00:14:01It was kind of crazy.
00:14:02I didn't get to meet your son though.
00:14:04Oh, he's probably still sleeping,
00:14:06but you'll see him around.
00:14:08Can't wait.
00:14:09I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:14:15She left without saying goodbye.
00:14:19Again?
00:14:24This is for the best.
00:14:26It's easier if I never see her again.
00:14:30Hey mom, did you see a girl brunette like this tall?
00:14:33You mean your stepsister?
00:14:35No, not my stepsister, my...
00:14:38Nevermind.
00:14:40She really did leave, again.
00:14:42Well, you should probably say hi
00:14:45since you missed her at the party last night.
00:14:47She went upstairs to shower.
00:14:50She better be done in the bathroom
00:14:51or I can't be late for school.
00:14:56Ah!
00:14:58Ah!
00:14:59Sorry, didn't see anything.
00:15:03Sorry, I'll just be a minute.
00:15:07Sure, yeah.
00:15:08This was not how I imagined meeting my stepsister.
00:15:11I'm Hannah, by the way.
00:15:13Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:15:14Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:15:15Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:15:16Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:15:16Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:15:17Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:15:19Why did she sound so familiar?
00:15:23Do your job and keep your head down.
00:15:25No goofing off and no fraternizing with the students.
00:15:28Dean goes here.
00:15:29I wonder if I'll see him today.
00:15:31Break any rules and you're out.
00:15:34Understood?
00:15:35Yes, Captain.
00:15:39I'm Skye.
00:15:40I'm so happy someone my age joined the cleaning crew.
00:15:43I can tell we're gonna be friends.
00:15:46I know I smell the worst.
00:15:47I know I smell the rotting stench of desperation.
00:15:51I think someone needs a shower.
00:15:55No, I clean the bathrooms with that.
00:16:00I can tell.
00:16:00Now the smell is unbearable.
00:16:03What the hell?
00:16:04You can't just do that.
00:16:05I'm a third year student
00:16:07and you're just a pathetic janitor.
00:16:10You have no power here.
00:16:11If you wanna take an actual shower,
00:16:13you can use the West Wing locker room.
00:16:15They don't mind sharing space with musty peasants.
00:16:21Go ahead and take a shower.
00:16:23I'll cover for you.
00:16:40You don't humiliate me and get away with it, Hannah.
00:16:44That bitch has no idea what's coming.
00:16:51Dean, what are you doing here?
00:16:54I go here, Hannah.
00:16:55What are you doing in the men's locker room?
00:16:57Well, it's my first day at work and I...
00:17:00Wait, did you say men's locker room?
00:17:03I saw that new cleaning girl, Hannah, sneak in here
00:17:06and she was making all these disgusting noises.
00:17:09She's obviously having sex with a student in there.
00:17:11If that's true, she needs to be fired immediately.
00:17:14Go in and see for yourself.
00:17:19I'm telling you, Captain, Hannah came in here
00:17:21her first day on the job
00:17:23and she's already hooking up with a student.
00:17:25Elise, she set me up.
00:17:28Oh my God, I can't be in here.
00:17:29What do I do?
00:17:31Don't say a word.
00:17:39Lieutenant DeMont, what's going on in here?
00:17:42I'm about to shower, Captain.
00:17:43What is Lyons doing in here?
00:17:44All women are banned from the men's locker room.
00:17:47I saw a member of the cleaning staff come in.
00:17:49She must be here with you somewhere.
00:17:51Well, it's just me in here, so if you don't mind.
00:18:04Lieutenant, what do you think you're doing?
00:18:06I told you, I'm about to shower.
00:18:09Are you both gonna stand there and watch or?
00:18:12No, freeze, DeMont.
00:18:14It's against regulations to expose yourself to a captain.
00:18:17He's in trouble now.
00:18:24But it's a worse offense to drag the captain
00:18:25into a men's locker room for no valid reason.
00:18:28What?
00:18:29But Captain, I know Hannah's here.
00:18:30He's obviously just protecting her.
00:18:32Silence.
00:18:34That's 50 demerits and kitchen duty for a weak Lyons.
00:18:39Mess with the cleaning staff
00:18:40or step foot into this room one more time
00:18:42and you're doing bathroom duties too.
00:18:44Got it?
00:18:45Yes, Captain.
00:18:51Apologies for the disturbance, Lieutenant.
00:19:00Jeez, that was close.
00:19:02It's twice I've saved you now.
00:19:05You owe me a thank you.
00:19:10Dean, I can't go there with you again.
00:19:13Why not?
00:19:15You know the truth about what happened four years ago.
00:19:17You know I didn't cheat on you.
00:19:18It's not that simple.
00:19:20Four years is a long time.
00:19:22I don't know who you are anymore and you don't know me.
00:19:25How do I even know you're still the kind of guy
00:19:27I'd want to kiss?
00:19:30How do I even know you're still the kind of guy
00:19:31I'd want to kiss?
00:19:33Don't look at me like that.
00:19:34Like what?
00:19:35Like someone who doesn't deserve your trust anymore.
00:19:38Even if it was all just some big misunderstanding,
00:19:41those four years of pain were very real.
00:19:43I'm not going through that again.
00:19:45You want my trust?
00:19:47Earn it back.
00:19:51Fine.
00:19:53I will.
00:20:02I went too easy on you yesterday, Hannah.
00:20:05I'm sorry.
00:20:06I went too easy on you yesterday, Hannah.
00:20:19My God, I can't wait to see Elise work in kitchen duty.
00:20:23I bet she looks so stupid in a hairnet.
00:20:25I know.
00:20:26That should teach her not to mess with cleaning staff.
00:20:29I'm sorry.
00:20:34Get ready for a very uncomfortable day.
00:20:53Everything okay there?
00:20:54Yeah, it's probably just allergies.
00:20:56Look alive, ladies.
00:20:57Today, I want the two of you to work in-
00:20:59Captain!
00:21:00There's a disaster in the kitchen.
00:21:02I need cleaning staff stat.
00:21:04Kitchen it is.
00:21:05Follow Lyons, and no funny business.
00:21:24Big deal.
00:21:26Have you decided who you're taking
00:21:27to the junior class dance yet?
00:21:29The ladies are all waiting.
00:21:35I have someone in mind.
00:21:36Who, your cleaning lady ex?
00:21:41Who, your cleaning lady ex?
00:21:44Where the hell are your dates?
00:21:46Oh yeah, non-existent.
00:21:47So why don't you shut the hell up about Hannah?
00:21:51Clean it up.
00:21:57You're not gonna treat Sky like crap
00:21:58just because your pathetic little attempt
00:22:00to sabotage me ended in kitchen duty.
00:22:05Something wrong, Hannah?
00:22:06It's just so itchy.
00:22:08It's probably this cheap uniform fabric.
00:22:11Oh my God, it's driving me crazy.
00:22:13I have to get this off.
00:22:19You should let your skin breathe, Hannah.
00:22:21Here, let me help you with that.
00:22:27Dude, speak of the devil.
00:22:38The show's about to begin.
00:22:42Now I see why you're still hung up on the janitor, girl.
00:22:46Dean won't help her now.
00:22:48He'd never ruin his reputation like that.
00:22:51No one here wants to be a janitor.
00:22:54No one here wants you, Hannah.
00:22:56So you can stop trying to whore yourself out.
00:22:59Yeah, why are you scratching yourself?
00:23:01Do you have like an STD or something?
00:23:03Yeah, she isn't beating the homewrecker allegations.
00:23:06Is he really just gonna sit there?
00:23:09Is he gonna let me be humiliated?
00:23:17Everyone shut up!
00:23:23What the hell are you all looking at?
00:23:25If I hear one more word about this,
00:23:28I see one more video,
00:23:30you will never walk these halls again.
00:23:44Shit, I need to go to the bathroom.
00:23:47I'm gonna be late for my meeting.
00:23:48I'm gonna be late for my meeting.
00:23:50I'm gonna be late for my meeting.
00:23:51I'm gonna be late for my meeting.
00:23:52Shit, I need to dump this so Dean can't prove it was me.
00:23:59Elise, I think you dropped something.
00:24:02Oh, what the hell?
00:24:08Looks like you're as bad with every disease Hannah has.
00:24:11No, I don't.
00:24:12That's what happens when you throw yourself
00:24:14at every guy in school.
00:24:15Watch out, it may be contagious.
00:24:17Stop that, you're gonna tear your skin off.
00:24:20Here, anti-estimates.
00:24:21You're having some kind of allergic reaction.
00:24:23Hannah, oh my god, I am so sorry.
00:24:25It was Elise, she put itching powder in your uniform.
00:24:29But don't worry, I got her back
00:24:30and took videos with your phone
00:24:32and got you a new uniform.
00:24:34I knew it was her, I just wish we had proof.
00:24:37Do me a favor, will you, Skye?
00:24:47Next time you see her doing anything suspicious,
00:24:50breaking any rules, record it.
00:24:52Captain's not gonna kick her out until I have proof.
00:24:55Yeah, I'll do my best.
00:24:56Don't worry, I'm gonna protect you and Hannah.
00:24:59She can't keep getting away with this shit.
00:25:05You're so kind to her.
00:25:07Okay, on a scale from one to 10, how embarrassing was that?
00:25:11None of the captains saw,
00:25:12and barely a quarter of the school was there.
00:25:15I'm sure everyone will forget about it by tomorrow.
00:25:17Especially now that Elise is walking around
00:25:19looking like a constipated lobster.
00:25:22Now, do I love the fact that a bunch of horny Navy bros
00:25:25saw you half naked?
00:25:27Hell no.
00:25:29I don't know, I see you were jealous.
00:25:31What if I was?
00:25:37Yes!
00:25:39Honey, I made reservations for you and your step-sister
00:25:42at Anchor Bar tonight, so you two can properly meet.
00:25:46I'm sending her number now.
00:25:47Call to confirm, would you?
00:25:49Got it.
00:25:53I have to make a call.
00:25:56I have to make a call.
00:25:57It's okay, I should get back
00:25:59before the captain figures out what happened.
00:26:03I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:26:07Oh, it's...
00:26:16Who just called you?
00:26:17I don't recognize the number, it's probably a scam.
00:26:20Right.
00:26:22Well, come find me if you need me, okay?
00:26:25Hello?
00:26:26Hey, Hannah.
00:26:27Dean, is that you?
00:26:29Yeah, it's me, your step-brother.
00:26:31Did he just say his name was Dean?
00:26:33He must've misheard me.
00:26:35Look, sorry I never found you at the bar,
00:26:37but I'm gonna need you.
00:26:38I'm gonna need you for a while.
00:26:40I'm gonna need you for a while,
00:26:41and I'm gonna need you for a while.
00:26:43So I'll see you at the bar, right?
00:26:45Sure.
00:26:46I'll see you at the bar.
00:26:47I'll see you at the bar, okay?
00:26:48I'll see you at the bar.
00:26:49All right.
00:26:50I'll see you at the bar.
00:26:52I'll see you at the bar.
00:26:53You don't have to, you know,
00:26:54Want to get drinks tonight to make up for it?
00:26:56Meet me at Anchor Bar in an hour?
00:26:58Sure. Drinks on me.
00:27:02Mmm. Got a hot date with Dean tonight?
00:27:05I know we're not supposed to fraternize, but y'all look so hot together.
00:27:10God, no. It's my stepbrother. I think he goes here too.
00:27:13But now my clothes are all dirty.
00:27:16Ooh, I have an idea.
00:27:20There's all kinds of stuff in here. Maybe you'll find something.
00:27:23Ooh.
00:27:29Oh.
00:27:33I'm meeting my stepbrother. Is this too much?
00:27:36Mm-mm.
00:27:42I can't believe she found her way back to me.
00:27:44If I can just get her to trust me again.
00:27:48Can I help you? It's reservation only.
00:27:51Oh, I'm meeting someone.
00:27:53Name? Oh, God.
00:27:55What is my stepbrother's name?
00:27:57That's so embarrassing.
00:27:59Why don't you try the Gentleman Club down the street instead?
00:28:02Excuse me?
00:28:04Hannah?
00:28:06Hannah? What the hell is she doing here?
00:28:09Young girl in a Thai dress?
00:28:11Doesn't know the name of the guy that she's meeting?
00:28:13I can spot a sugar baby on the prowl from a mile away.
00:28:17Sorry, Han, but we don't allow homewreckers in this bar.
00:28:20You can't just kick me out. I'm not a sugar baby.
00:28:23She's not a homewrecker either.
00:28:25She's my girlfriend.
00:28:27Lieutenant DuMond, I'm so sorry.
00:28:30She didn't say. I don't care.
00:28:32No one talks to her that way.
00:28:34You're fired.
00:28:46Damn, she looks good tonight.
00:28:48Wait, Hannah, what the hell are you doing here?
00:28:51Are you on, like, a date or something?
00:28:54Oh, so you are jealous.
00:28:56I never said I wasn't.
00:28:59Um, no, I'm meeting my stepbrother.
00:29:01Whoa, are you serious? I'm supposed to be meeting my stepsister.
00:29:04Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:29:08Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:29:14Yeah, right.
00:29:15Could you imagine?
00:29:16I don't see anyone else here alone.
00:29:18Looks like we both got stood up.
00:29:20Right. I bet my stepbrother is a total D-bag.
00:29:23He seems to be avoiding me at all costs.
00:29:25Then he's also an idiot.
00:29:27I bet my stepsister is some stuck-up mean girl.
00:29:30Or a hermit. I can't tell which, really.
00:29:32She also wants nothing to do with me, so...
00:29:35She seems super fun.
00:29:37Hey, maybe it's a good thing they stood us up.
00:29:39If you'd rather not go home,
00:29:41you can stay here and get a drink with me instead.
00:29:44You do kind of own me, after all.
00:29:48Fine. One drink.
00:29:53Your usual, Mr. DeMott. An opinion collado for the lady.
00:29:56You remembered my favorite drink.
00:30:01So, is this what it's like being one of the top-ranking lieutenants at the Naval Academy?
00:30:05Everyone treats you like royalty and you call the shots everywhere you go?
00:30:09Sometimes.
00:30:10It also helps that my mom owns this place, too,
00:30:12so the staff has to do whatever I say.
00:30:14When my mom divorced my scumbag father,
00:30:16she won millions in the settlement.
00:30:18She's invested it well.
00:30:20She sounds like a badass.
00:30:22She is.
00:30:23You two would get along.
00:30:25Cheers to new beginnings?
00:30:35Ooh.
00:30:36Cute, no?
00:30:37Cutie.
00:30:38Wow.
00:30:40Looks better on you.
00:30:44Turn around.
00:30:45No.
00:30:48Then look at me lovingly.
00:30:53Nice.
00:30:55That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:30:59Okay, I should go.
00:31:01We've been talking for hours and it's way past last call.
00:31:04I have work and you have school.
00:31:06Hannah, don't go.
00:31:10My mom owns the bar.
00:31:11Remember, we can go whenever we want.
00:31:13Dean, I don't know.
00:31:15Only four years of catching up to do.
00:31:18Dean, I can't.
00:31:20Do you have any idea what those four years were like for me?
00:31:24They were hell.
00:31:26Heartbreak.
00:31:27I looked at old photos reliving that moment over and over again.
00:31:31You think I didn't go through that, too?
00:31:34You want to know how I became top-ranked lieutenant in the junior class?
00:31:37Because all I did was train and study.
00:31:39I worked myself to the bone just hoping I could forget you for a second.
00:31:43And how'd that work out for you?
00:31:45It didn't.
00:31:46I never stopped thinking about you.
00:31:54I still love you, Dean DeMond.
00:31:59At least let me drive you home.
00:32:01You've had a lot to drink tonight.
00:32:03I want to say yes, but if I let myself fall this hard again, how do I know I won't get hurt?
00:32:09I'll call a car.
00:32:10See you tomorrow.
00:32:22How was drinks with your stepbrother?
00:32:24He never showed.
00:32:27Honey, did you stand your stepsister up tonight?
00:32:31Is that what she told you?
00:32:33She's the one who stood me up.
00:32:35Sounds like you two need to clear the air.
00:32:37She's up in her room.
00:32:38Why don't you go talk to her?
00:32:46Hello?
00:32:51Ow!
00:32:52Ow!
00:32:53Ow!
00:32:54Ow!
00:32:55Ow!
00:32:56Oh, my God.
00:32:58God damn it!
00:32:59What the hell did I do to you?
00:33:01I'm so sorry.
00:33:03You scared me.
00:33:04Are you okay?
00:33:05Don't come near me.
00:33:07Just give me some space, please.
00:33:12I knew my stepbrother hated me.
00:33:20Morning, Lieutenant.
00:33:21Hangover hitting you hard?
00:33:23No, I don't get hungover.
00:33:27Do you have a tissue?
00:33:31Oh, my God.
00:33:32What happened?
00:33:33There is no way I'm going to tell Hannah I got beat up by my stepsister.
00:33:39I got into a bar fight last night after you left.
00:33:44I should see the other guy.
00:33:54Better?
00:33:57Much.
00:34:02All right, let's get this Band-Aid off.
00:34:04Come with me.
00:34:07I'm not going to be painted as a loser
00:34:09while those insufferable high school sweethearts rekindle their pathetic little romance.
00:34:14It's time to remind everyone who the real loser is here.
00:34:24All right, let's get this Band-Aid off.
00:34:26Come with me.
00:34:34I'm sorry about last night, Hannah.
00:34:36I don't want to push you.
00:34:37I'm sorry, too.
00:34:39I was so caught up in my own heartbreak that I didn't even think about yours.
00:34:43You were a victim in all this, too.
00:34:47Hannah, can I ask you something?
00:34:50Depends on the question.
00:34:52Will you be my date to the junior class dance?
00:34:55It's the biggest event of the year and there's this class ring ceremony and I have to give a whole speech?
00:34:59Dean, I'm cleaning crew. I'm not allowed.
00:35:02Says who?
00:35:04It would mean a lot if you were there with me.
00:35:06I know we're not supposed to live in the past, but...
00:35:09we deserve a prom night do-over, don't you think?
00:35:14Just think about it.
00:35:19Oh my god, the captain!
00:35:20Come quick, it's Elise.
00:35:23She took a video of the whole stripping incident and she's broadcasting it on every screen on campus right now.
00:35:30Oh my god.
00:35:46Well, so much for everyone forgetting about everything.
00:35:49The captain's definitely gonna fire me.
00:35:51No, she's not. I'm shutting this down now.
00:35:55I have an idea.
00:35:59Attention-seeking skank-munch!
00:36:14God, what was Lieutenant Dumont thinking coming to her rescue?
00:36:17He's obviously doing charity work.
00:36:19He doesn't date any of the girls here as if he'd be caught dead with some slutty cleaning girl.
00:36:24Right? Boo-hoo, Hannah.
00:36:27You whored out your body to the entire school and still no one wanted you.
00:36:36Actually, that's not true.
00:36:48You can't fraternize with students, Hannah.
00:36:53You can't fraternize with students, Hannah.
00:36:57Wait until the captain sees this.
00:37:00Bitch!
00:37:04Oh, you broke my phone!
00:37:06Sorry. We need to broadcast a little something of our own today.
00:37:10Hannah?
00:37:11Hannah?
00:37:12That video of me was nice.
00:37:14But I think the whole school is really gonna love this one.
00:37:23Stop! Stop!
00:37:27Damn, at least Hannah looked hot.
00:37:29At least looks like a rotten tomato.
00:37:33Ew, it's so true.
00:37:35And she doesn't have a Lieutenant Dumont coming to save her either.
00:37:38How sad.
00:37:40You two-faced asshole!
00:37:42I guess you forgot, Elise.
00:37:44You're the one who no one wants.
00:37:48Does anyone else have something to say to me or Hannah?
00:37:51Any other threats they want to make?
00:37:55Good.
00:37:56I'm the top-ranked Lieutenant, and next year I'll be Senior Commander.
00:38:00I can make all of your lives a living hell with the snap of my fingers.
00:38:04So next time you're choosing your loyalties, I suggest you remember that.
00:38:10Anything you want to add, Hannah?
00:38:12Yeah, just two quick things.
00:38:27That was so badass.
00:38:28We got her so good.
00:38:30I gotta get back to work.
00:38:39Lieutenant Dumont!
00:38:42My office, now!
00:38:50I saw the video.
00:38:52This is the second time in a week you've been wrapped up in a disruption with Hart.
00:38:57I rely on my student officers to keep their peers in check.
00:39:01Being the center of the drama is not very becoming for a future commander.
00:39:06What are you saying, Captain?
00:39:08Well, for starters, Hart needs to go.
00:39:10No. Lyons is the center of all this drama.
00:39:14You saw what she did in the locker room. She's the one who broadcast the video.
00:39:17She set Hart up.
00:39:19Do you have proof of this?
00:39:20Damn, I broke her phone.
00:39:22No, but...
00:39:24You obviously have strong feelings for Hannah Hart, Lieutenant.
00:39:27It's clouding your judgment.
00:39:29If she stays, I don't think I can trust you to take on the commander ranking next year.
00:39:35Then so be it.
00:39:40Dean, wait.
00:39:43Don't risk your future for me.
00:39:45Ms. Hart, this doesn't concern you.
00:39:49Though, I have to say, Lieutenant, she does make a sound point.
00:39:56Dean, think about it.
00:39:58I'll always be just a janitor, but you could be a commander.
00:40:02You're right.
00:40:06But you're not just a janitor, Hannah.
00:40:08And I'm not going to let you take the fall for someone else's mistakes.
00:40:12That's not what a good commander does.
00:40:16I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me, Captain.
00:40:32You didn't let the captain fire me.
00:40:34You stood up for me and put yourself on the line.
00:40:37I know you stopped trusting me a long time ago.
00:40:39I'm trying to earn it back. I'm trying so damn hard.
00:40:42I'm trying so damn hard.
00:41:01God, I've missed this.
00:41:02So have I.
00:41:05Say you'll go to the dance with me.
00:41:07You're already on such thin ice with the captain.
00:41:09If she sees me there, she's going to freak out.
00:41:11There's nothing wrong with us being together.
00:41:13I won't let anyone tell me that there is.
00:41:22Yes.
00:41:24Yes, I will go to the dance with you.
00:41:33Morning, Dad.
00:41:34Morning.
00:41:35Gotta run.
00:41:37You're in a good mood.
00:41:38Weren't you off to your screening?
00:41:40I have to get a dress for the Naval Academy dance.
00:41:42My date Dean is a lieutenant, so I'm supposed to wear something fancy.
00:41:46You and Dean are going to the dance together?
00:41:48How exciting!
00:41:50Does Christine know Dean?
00:41:52Maybe he's in the same class as my stepbrother.
00:41:55Do you have any dresses in mind?
00:41:57Well, I really love this one from Peach Boutique,
00:42:00but I'm not sure that I can afford it.
00:42:02Oh, don't worry about that.
00:42:04I'll have them put it on hold for you.
00:42:06If you love it, charge it to my account.
00:42:08Oh my God, thank you so much, Christine.
00:42:14I'm just glad you're going to the dance with your stepbrother.
00:42:21I'm just glad you're going to the dance with your stepbrother.
00:42:27Sorry, what was that? I had music in.
00:42:30Nothing, dear.
00:42:38Oh, honey, did you pick up your dress uniform for the dance?
00:42:42Not yet, I'm going to go after breakfast.
00:42:48Good, you better.
00:42:50Because I'm so happy to hear that you invited your stepsister as your date.
00:42:55It's great the two of you are getting along.
00:42:58My stepsister? But I invited Hannah Hart.
00:43:03Oops, forgot my phone.
00:43:05Oops, forgot my bag.
00:43:10Isn't that Dean's ex?
00:43:18Holy shit, dude, that was Hannah.
00:43:21My stepsister? So what?
00:43:25My stepsister? So what?
00:43:28Wait, so she is that Hannah?
00:43:30Wait, so she is that Hannah?
00:43:32Dude, I told you she's my stepsister, Hannah.
00:43:37You're so dense, bro.
00:43:39But isn't that, like, weird?
00:43:43We've never met. It's like she doesn't even exist.
00:43:47Huh?
00:43:49Whatever you say.
00:44:01Can I help you?
00:44:03The shop appointment only.
00:44:05Oh, I'm actually picking up.
00:44:07My stepmom Christine put a dress on hold for me.
00:44:11I'm sorry, you're too late.
00:44:13Another customer just purchased that dress.
00:44:15Oh, she's actually wearing it right now.
00:44:24I've never looked hotter.
00:44:30I've never looked hotter.
00:44:32Ugh, seriously? She never gives up.
00:44:38Oh my god, what the hell are you doing at a nice place like this?
00:44:43That's my dress you're wearing. Take it off.
00:44:46Please, Hannah. Why would a try-hard, low-class nobody like you ever need a gown like this?
00:44:54Actually, Dean invited me to the junior class dance,
00:44:57so none of your pathetic little stunts worked.
00:45:00Shit. All that scheming and the two of them are closer than ever.
00:45:10Is there a problem over here?
00:45:12Yes, this girl is stalking and bullying me incessantly.
00:45:17Just get security to get her out of here. I don't feel safe here.
00:45:22I don't feel safe here.
00:45:24She's lying. She's the bully.
00:45:25She spread this horrible video of me all over school and now I'm like a social pariah.
00:45:32I just wanted to buy a dress to make myself feel pretty for the dance,
00:45:37but here she is harassing me again.
00:45:40How could you do something so cruel to this young, lovely woman?
00:45:45You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:45:47She did it to me first.
00:45:49That video wouldn't even exist if she hadn't tried to sabotage me first.
00:45:52And now she's trying to do it again by stealing my dress.
00:45:55I've heard enough.
00:45:57I told you you cannot show here without an appointment
00:46:00and now you're causing a major disturbance in the store.
00:46:03Security!
00:46:06You can't just take me away. This isn't fair.
00:46:09Please, you're hurting me.
00:46:18What did you do?
00:46:23What did you do?
00:46:25I didn't mean to. I swear the guard was hurting me and I was just trying to get away.
00:46:29Yeah, right, you psycho bitch. You did this on purpose.
00:46:32Oh, I'm the psycho bitch? I think you need to take a look in the mirror.
00:46:35It is not enough to kick her out. She needs to be arrested.
00:46:38Can't really enjoy the dance from a jail cell now, can you?
00:46:45Hey, drop her arms now. You're hurting her.
00:46:48What are you doing? Take her away.
00:46:51She ripped my dress. Isn't that like assault?
00:46:53Assault? What that guard just did to Hannah, that's assault.
00:46:58Do all the guards manhandle the customers like this?
00:47:03And why are you letting Elise Lyons into the store?
00:47:07She has some obsession with harassing and stalking this beautiful girl.
00:47:11Obviously, her jealousy has driven her to madness.
00:47:14I think it's time someone punished her for it.
00:47:19I think it's time someone punished her.
00:47:21Escort her out, humanely, and then take off that badge and go home. You're fired.
00:47:27You can't do this. We're not at the academy. You have no power here, Lieutenant.
00:47:32Actually, this is my family's business. My mom owns every store in this complex.
00:47:37I'm so sorry for the confusion, Mr. Dumont.
00:47:42You can pick out any dress at the store, at no cost.
00:47:46It will make up for my little judgment.
00:47:52By the way, you can pack your things and go home.
00:47:55I'm sorry.
00:47:57I'm sorry.
00:47:59I'm sorry.
00:48:01I'm sorry.
00:48:02I'm sorry, Lieutenant.
00:48:04By the way, you can pack your things and go home, too.
00:48:07After you help Miss Hart here find the perfect dress.
00:48:12Of course. That's why I'm here.
00:48:26Hannah's gone too far. I need you to come to the dance with me tonight to get her back.
00:48:31Lisa, I told you I'd never help you do something like that again.
00:48:36Ow! What are you doing? Let me go!
00:48:39Shut up!
00:48:41Get him inside and hide him in the bathroom. Hurry, before that little rat shows up.
00:48:45Do you want me to out you as an accessory to assault? No?
00:48:49Then you better show up tonight.
00:48:52We're going to finish what we started four years ago.
00:49:01Excuse me, ma'am. Could you help me?
00:49:12The saleswoman is a little busy.
00:49:15Dean, what are you doing?
00:49:21You look so perfect. I wish we weren't in public right now.
00:49:31Dean, we can't.
00:49:35I know, but I want to pick up where we left off four years ago, Hannah.
00:49:40You and me, finally, tonight, after the dance.
00:49:43This feels just like prom. How can I trust that I'm not going to get hurt again?
00:49:47You can trust that I won't hurt you again, Hannah. I didn't then and I won't now.
00:49:54Nothing will get in the way this time, I promise.
00:50:00Pick me up at 427 Kings Lane at 6. Don't let me down, Dean.
00:50:17Wait, why did she just tell me to pick her up at my mom's house?
00:50:25Wait, why did she just tell me to pick her up at my mom's house?
00:50:31Hannah, wait!
00:50:48What do you think?
00:50:50Oh, honey, you look stunning.
00:50:53You've never looked more beautiful, sweetie.
00:51:00Your stepbrother should be down any second.
00:51:03I guess I finally get to see his face.
00:51:06My date should be here soon, too.
00:51:11There he is.
00:51:15Dad, Christine, this is Dean.
00:51:19We know that, sweetie. Dean is your stepbrother.
00:51:27Stepbrother?
00:51:30Stepbrother?
00:51:33This can't be happening.
00:51:36Hannah, you look like you've seen a ghost.
00:51:41I need some air.
00:51:48Hannah, stop. Talk to me.
00:51:50I can't believe this whole time we were step-siblings. I mean, we kissed.
00:51:54I know we said we'd pick up where we left off, but how are we supposed to do that now?
00:51:57This doesn't change anything.
00:51:59This doesn't change who we are or how we feel.
00:52:02How can you say that?
00:52:04I can't believe I was stupid enough to let myself think that we could actually be together again.
00:52:08I thought I could just...
00:52:18We will be together.
00:52:20I love you, Hannah, and I'm not letting you go again.
00:52:23I'm not letting you go again.
00:52:25Still? Even after all these years?
00:52:29I've loved you ever since I met you.
00:52:32I still did, even after you blocked me with no explanation.
00:52:36Maybe it's stupid, but I kept hoping you'd come back one day and tell me you'd never stop loving me either.
00:52:42I saw you at the party that night.
00:52:45I was so happy. I thought it was finally going to happen.
00:52:48Dean, ever since I left, I haven't stopped thinking about you.
00:52:53That last year of high school was hell without you, and I thought maybe once I went to college, I could finally forget about you.
00:52:59But no matter how many guys I talked to, none of them could compare to you.
00:53:06Why do you think I never dated any of the girls at the academy?
00:53:12So, what are you saying, Hannah?
00:53:14I'm saying that I love you too, Dean.
00:53:25Oh, God. My dad would freak if he found out, and your mom, and oh my God, the captain, Elise.
00:53:33Okay, no one can find out we're step-siblings.
00:53:36What are we going to do?
00:53:38We're going to go to the dance.
00:53:39We're going to have that night we didn't get to have four years ago.
00:53:43We're going to keep this a secret for as long as we can, okay?
00:54:10I was supposed to be Dean's date. That janitor girl is so lucky.
00:54:14How can she afford a dress like that? She looks like a movie star.
00:54:19Nothing will ruin this night, okay?
00:54:26Will you stop acting like such a socially awkward freak?
00:54:30I didn't want Dean to recognize me.
00:54:32You were supposed to be Dean's date.
00:54:33Will you stop acting like such a socially awkward freak?
00:54:37I didn't want Dean to recognize me.
00:54:39He was unconscious, you moron.
00:54:41Besides, he's not going to try anything anyway, not with the captains and professors here.
00:54:45So, when are we going to knock him out and set him up again?
00:54:48Will you shut up? Do you want to get caught tonight?
00:54:53We're going to wait until Hannah's alone, then we move in for the count.
00:55:03Okay.
00:55:34Not here. Too many eyes.
00:55:49Dean.
00:55:52Are you sure we should be doing this in public? Doesn't it feel wrong?
00:55:56Isn't that why it's so exciting?
00:55:57Don't worry, Hannah. No one's going to find out you're my stepsister.
00:56:07Don't worry, Hannah. No one's going to find out you're my stepsister.
00:56:11Step-siblings in love? If this got out, it would destroy them both.
00:56:17This night just got way more interesting.
00:56:19If this got out, it would destroy them both.
00:56:22This night just got way more interesting.
00:56:29I'm going to hit the bathroom. Don't move, okay?
00:56:42Nice dress, Hannah, but I still think you look better with a mop in your hand.
00:56:47Your words can't hurt me, Elise. I got the dream man, the dream dress, and the dream dance.
00:56:54And you got nothing.
00:56:57Oh, too slow this time. I'm going to have the best night of my life, and you're not going to stop me.
00:57:16Watch me.
00:57:19Change of plans. Follow my lead. It's time to finally take these fuckers down.
00:57:36Oh, no. Sorry.
00:57:38Sorry? God, you are such a klutz.
00:57:42Looking for your friend, Hannah? Or maybe Lieutenant Dumas?
00:57:47Sorry, cleaning girl, but they're not here to save you now.
00:57:59Oh, my God, Scott. I have to help her. I'll be right back.
00:58:06Come on, let's get you to the bathroom.
00:58:12Come on.
00:58:23God, I can't stand her. How am I supposed to put up with a whole nother year of her bullshit?
00:58:30If you get fired or if Dean gets kicked out, she is going to bully me until I lose my mind.
00:58:37We won't let it get that far. She's not as powerful as she thinks.
00:58:41I don't know, Hannah. She is out to get you, and she won't stop until she does.
00:59:11Give this to that guy over there. Tell him it's from Hannah Hart.
00:59:27A gift from Miss Hannah Hart.
00:59:33Ooh, scandalous note from the ex.
00:59:36Meet me upstairs in the room. Kiss, Hannah.
00:59:39Dude, you're gonna miss the ring ceremony. You're our top-ranking lieutenant.
00:59:45If you don't show up to give your speech, the captain's gonna demote you.
00:59:49Don't worry, I'll be back. I can't leave Hannah hanging.
01:00:10Follow him, quick!
01:00:27Jake, grab him!
01:00:29Oh.
01:00:37Nice to see we haven't lost our touch.
01:00:42Come on, get your ass in here.
01:00:48Oh my God.
01:00:52Looking for Dean? He followed you upstairs to the hotel room.
01:00:56What?
01:00:57The no, the champagne.
01:01:04You guys better hurry up and bone or lieutenant's gonna miss out on the ring ceremony.
01:01:09What the hell is Elise planning?
01:01:16I'm gonna hide in the bathroom and record everything. You stand outside and keep watch.
01:01:27Okay.
01:01:32Hey!
01:01:51Dean? Dean, what's wrong?
01:01:55Did you drug me?
01:01:57Of course not. Who gave you that champagne?
01:02:01Oh jeez, you're burning up.
01:02:05You don't have to speak. Just be here with me.
01:02:10Dean, you need water or a doctor. You've been drugged.
01:02:15Maybe. God, I don't know what's wrong with me.
01:02:19You know, I don't even care that you're my stepsister.
01:02:22We can tell our parents. We can tell everyone.
01:02:24I can't keep this a secret anymore. I need you. I love you, Hannah.
01:02:37I love you too. Now let's get you downstairs.
01:02:41I got you now. Wait until the whole dance sees this.
01:02:54We made it just in time. The ceremony's about to start.
01:02:59Did you really wear him out that much?
01:03:02Yeah, I did.
01:03:03We made it just in time. The ceremony's about to start.
01:03:08Did you really wear him out that much?
01:03:11Damn, no wonder he's still into you.
01:03:15Are you two for real? He was drugged.
01:03:18I think. Did you see who gave him the champagne?
01:03:22Some server. I don't know.
01:03:26This has Elise Lyons written all over it.
01:03:29Everyone, it's time for our ring ceremony.
01:03:33He can't go up there. He doesn't have a choice.
01:03:38Congratulations to all of our Junior Academy students who have worked so hard to get through another challenging year.
01:03:47You have shown incredible discipline, and you should all be very proud.
01:03:52Now, I present to you your class's top-ranking lieutenant, Dean Dumont.
01:04:04You are on thin ice, lieutenant. Any funny business and you will not be moving on to a senior year.
01:04:14To my fellow juniors who have worked so hard, I would like to say that...
01:04:21You know, I don't even care that you're my stepsister. We can tell our parents. We can tell everyone.
01:04:26Oh my god, they're related?
01:04:29But not by blood. It's kind of hot, TBH.
01:04:32Wait, I thought we all knew this already.
01:04:55Hannah, I'm so sorry.
01:04:58We are temporarily halting our ring ceremony.
01:05:02Please continue your celebrations while we work on our technical difficulties.
01:05:08Come with me. Now. Hart, you too.
01:05:19What were you two thinking?
01:05:21Hart, you broke the number one rule. No fraternizing with the students.
01:05:27And Lieutenant Dumont, you've got the whole school in chaos because you insist on dating your stepsister?
01:05:33How have I got all this right?
01:05:35It's not how it sounds. We didn't know our parents were married.
01:05:38Is that so? Then that makes everything so much better.
01:05:42Captain, please. It's not Dean's fault. He was drugged tonight. Elise Lyons is behind all of this.
01:05:48You just can't keep my name out of your mouth, can you, Hannah?
01:05:52Hey, give that back!
01:05:54Check her phone, Captain. It'll tell you all you need to know.
01:06:01How exactly did you sneak into a hotel to film this, Lyons?
01:06:06I didn't. I don't know how that got there. I was framed.
01:06:09Now I see who's really behind all of this drama. Elise Lyons.
01:06:15You're expelled.
01:06:17What?
01:06:19You're expelled.
01:06:21What? But they're pathological, incestuous liars.
01:06:26Last time I checked, step-siblings were not blood relatives.
01:06:30You would know that if you got anything higher than a C in any of your classes.
01:06:34And liars, you say? Tell me, if we were to put a test on Lieutenant Dumont right now, would we find drugs in his system?
01:06:43Oh, you spineless little snitch!
01:06:45Don't even think about it.
01:06:56Jake, get the car ready. Now!
01:07:00Thank you for believing us, Captain.
01:07:02Oh, I'm not done with you two yet.
01:07:08Lusty lieutenant gets sexy with stepsister? What the hell?
01:07:12What the hell?
01:07:14It's in the tabloids everywhere. So much bad press for the Academy.
01:07:20Now Dean, I technically can't expel you for this, but I can assure you, you will not be a senior commander.
01:07:29And as for you, Hart, you're fired!
01:07:33And as for you, Hart, you're fired!
01:07:37No, please don't fire her. Isn't there anything I can do?
01:07:42Go home. Both of you. And determine if this is really worth it.
01:07:52What the hell do we do now?
01:07:56We have to do something. Something huge. Something that will rip Dean and Hannah into little tiny pieces that they can never put back together again.
01:08:07Well? Do you have any ideas?
01:08:13Of course you don't.
01:08:15Hey, you're the mastermind here. You made it your mission to take Dean and Hannah down.
01:08:19It was your idea to assault them last time and it was your idea to drug them tonight.
01:08:22Shut up, you idiot! I told you, you can't go around saying things like that!
01:08:28I'm getting out of here. I'm changing my name. I'm fleeing the country.
01:08:30Pull yourself together, you dimwit!
01:08:33If you leave me to finish this job alone, then I will kill you!
01:08:41Look over there.
01:08:46Get in the car. We're gonna run them down.
01:08:50What?
01:08:52You heard me. If we don't do something major, then I'm getting locked up. Now get in the car and drive!
01:09:02Do I have to do everything myself?
01:09:06I wonder if our parents heard the news.
01:09:16I guess that answers that.
01:09:18We should get home. We have a lot of explains to do.
01:09:24You're going down, bitch!
01:09:28Hannah, look out!
01:09:32Dean!
01:09:39Dean!
01:09:41Dean!
01:09:57Dean, thank God you're okay.
01:09:59I'm sorry, I don't want to hurt you.
01:10:03Come here. Holding you is worth the pain.
01:10:08Thank you, Dean. You saved my life.
01:10:13Jumping in front of a car was all I had to do to get a proper thank you out of you.
01:10:19Did you see who was behind the wheel?
01:10:22What do you think?
01:10:25It was her, Hannah.
01:10:26Elise.
01:10:28I saw her right before she hit me.
01:10:31She's really gone off the deep end.
01:10:34I'm sorry, Dean.
01:10:36For what?
01:10:38For ever thinking you would sleep with her.
01:10:43Oh, my poor baby! I'm so glad you're alright!
01:10:47You have some explaining to do.
01:10:49You have some explaining to do.
01:10:56We can't explain.
01:10:58The photos online were a setup, but Dean and I...
01:11:01We're in love.
01:11:03We have been since we met in high school.
01:11:06We tried not to be.
01:11:08We tried to run away and just forget it, but...
01:11:10The universe brought Hannah back to me.
01:11:13I couldn't let her slip through my fingers again.
01:11:16It's true.
01:11:17We had no idea we'd be step-siblings one day.
01:11:20I mean, I didn't think I'd ever see Dean again.
01:11:23I never cheated on you, Hannah.
01:11:25But then I bumped into him at the party, and then again at the school, and...
01:11:29All the feelings I'd buried for years came flooding back.
01:11:37Are you mad?
01:11:39Are you kidding me? We're furious!
01:11:43Are you mad?
01:11:45Are you kidding me?
01:11:47We're furious!
01:11:51Furious that you didn't tell us sooner!
01:11:54What?
01:11:56We have some news of our own.
01:12:00Christine and I decided to annul our marriage.
01:12:04Why would you do that?
01:12:06Because, honey, it's time for me to live my truth.
01:12:08I'm gay.
01:12:15This is my boyfriend, Armand.
01:12:18That's cool, Mr. H, but...
01:12:20Mom, are you okay with all this?
01:12:22Oh, yes. I set them up.
01:12:25Armand is my personal stylist.
01:12:31I'm so proud of you, Dad.
01:12:34Wait, but...
01:12:36This means that...
01:12:38You're actually not step-siblings anymore!
01:12:48Okay, okay, you're still our children.
01:12:50As for the press, my publicist is working on a retraction campaign.
01:12:56Speaking of my publicist, maybe I'll ask him out.
01:12:59I've always thought he was hot.
01:13:01Ooh, I like that for you, Mama.
01:13:03Now that that's settled, what are we going to do about Elise?
01:13:06I know she was driving the car, but I don't have any proof that she committed an actual crime.
01:13:18I'm coming, Dean.
01:13:20I have your proof.
01:13:24I have it.
01:13:26I have proof that Elise Lyons is a certified psycho.
01:13:35Oh, my poor son.
01:13:37I can't believe that witch drugged you.
01:13:40It's just like what happened four years ago.
01:13:42Julian, let me go!
01:13:43Now I know for sure.
01:13:45Jake and Elise are the ones who assaulted me.
01:13:50Now we can finally get that witch behind bars.
01:13:57Oh, my God, you're bleeding.
01:13:59Let's get you a doctor.
01:14:02We might have the proof, but where the hell is the criminal?
01:14:07I don't know.
01:14:09I don't know.
01:14:10Where the hell is the criminal?
01:14:16I can help with that.
01:14:22I can help with that.
01:14:24What the hell are you doing here?
01:14:27Hey, you're the asshole that assaulted Dean.
01:14:29You stay away from my family.
01:14:31I'm not here to hurt anyone, okay?
01:14:33I didn't want to do any of that shit, but Elise made me, okay?
01:14:36I was just some stupid teen who had a crush four years ago, okay?
01:14:40She was going to force me to do all this horrible stuff.
01:14:44She said that if I didn't listen, she was going to kill me.
01:14:47Wah, wah, wah.
01:14:49Am I right?
01:14:51Cut the sad boy crap, Jake, and tell us where Elise is.
01:14:54She's here, in the hospital.
01:14:57And she's out for blood.
01:15:01Oh, God.
01:15:03Hannah.
01:15:04Hannah.
01:15:10Okay, the doctor's going to be here soon.
01:15:13Close your eyes and lay back.
01:15:20Close your eyes and lay back.
01:15:28Hannah, look out!
01:15:35Oh!
01:15:37That's for messing with Scott.
01:15:41This is for messing with my boyfriend.
01:15:47And that's for messing with me.
01:15:54Oh, you petty little bitch!
01:15:57You couldn't let me win, not one time!
01:16:01Sorry, Elise.
01:16:02Psycho's finished last.
01:16:04Hit this one while you're at it.
01:16:06No, no, no. Guys, come on. I helped you guys out. Come on.
01:16:08Hey, no, no, no, no.
01:16:10After multiple counts of assault?
01:16:12Hell no.
01:16:14Brought in prison, asshole.
01:16:16Oh, and one more thing.
01:16:21Ow, my feet.
01:16:23I need those, you asshole. Come on.
01:16:26That was so badass.
01:16:29Thanks, Lieutenant.
01:16:33Ahem.
01:16:35Captain, what are you doing here?
01:16:38Captain, what are you doing here?
01:16:41Came to check on my newest commander.
01:16:43But it looks like you've recovered nicely.
01:16:45And it looks like Hart here, you've taught her a thing or two about defense.
01:16:50She learned that all on her own.
01:16:53Wait, did you say commander?
01:16:56I thought you demoted me.
01:16:58I did.
01:16:59But your mother seemed to clear up all the step-sibling debacle and, ahem,
01:17:03donated two million to the Academy.
01:17:06Ahem.
01:17:08I thought I'd reconsider, if you're still interested.
01:17:11Yes, yes. Thank you, Captain. I accept.
01:17:14But what about Hannah?
01:17:17Ah, I thought you'd ask that question.
01:17:20Luckily, we just had a position open up in the records office.
01:17:24I thought you'd appreciate something a little less hands-on.
01:17:29Thank you, Captain. I'd be honored.
01:17:32Great. I'll see you both on Monday.
01:17:41Now there's only one thing left to do.
01:17:44God, I've waited for this for so long.
01:17:47And finally, at least can't ruin it.
01:17:50I wonder how she's doing in prison.
01:17:58You know, you called me something bad.
01:18:01I'm sorry.
01:18:03I'm sorry.
01:18:05I'm sorry.
01:18:07I'm sorry.
01:18:09I'm sorry.
01:18:11You know, you called me something back at the hospital.
01:18:15Boyfriend, was it?
01:18:17You noticed that, huh?
01:18:19Did you like it?
01:18:21Loved it.
01:18:23Been waiting for you to call me that for four years now.
01:18:41God, you're so perfect.
01:18:44I'm never letting you go again.
01:18:47Please don't.
01:18:49I promise.
01:18:57I'm sorry.
01:18:59I'm sorry.
01:19:01I'm sorry.
01:19:03I'm sorry.
01:19:05I'm sorry.
01:19:07I'm sorry.
01:19:08I'm sorry.