The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills | S14E13 | Caviar Catastrophe
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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
00:03You know, if I want to carry a baby myself?
00:06Yeah.
00:08I don't have a lot of time to do that.
00:10Babies don't grow on trees.
00:12You've got to get it moving.
00:14You're, like, in a new place,
00:16and it feels new and different.
00:18It's like, I'm in our home.
00:20I'm in a place where everybody was,
00:22and it just feels different.
00:24I definitely feel like I am in limbo.
00:26Listen, you're in limbo.
00:28I am in limbo.
00:30Listen, you're angry, and you're not angry at me.
00:32You're angry at your life.
00:34Oh.
00:36I don't think Sutton gives one...
00:38about me or what I'm going through.
00:40Sutton, what are you drinking, honey?
00:42Um, the watermelon something.
00:44There's alcohol in it.
00:46You asked, is there alcohol in it?
00:48You're such a bitch.
00:50I'm gonna go.
00:52Dorit has never apologized for
00:54perpetuating that I have
00:56some sort of drinking problem.
00:58Can we try to hit the reset button, maybe?
01:00What she did to me last year
01:02and what that put me through, no.
01:04Like, I am done.
01:08These hills have eyes,
01:10and they're all staring at me.
01:12I honor my fine
01:14Southern manners by putting you
01:16in your place.
01:18I've been in the game
01:20too long to play by someone else's
01:22rules.
01:24In Beverly Hills,
01:26money buys a lot,
01:28but my independence?
01:30Priceless.
01:32Introducing the greatest product I've ever
01:34marketed, myself.
01:36I might
01:38look like a doll, but don't wind
01:40me up.
01:46Don't you tell them how we do that.
01:48You know we slay.
01:54Yay! Uh-oh.
01:56I cannot get a grip on this
01:58ball to save my life. It's not hard, just
02:00grip it. This is not so easy with
02:02long nails.
02:06The opening credits, what I felt
02:08like, I feel like I need
02:10one more beat. I love that we open
02:12up with seeing the campus.
02:14One more sort of... One more thing
02:16just sets us up that we're at this HBCU.
02:18Before the girls are running on the track.
02:20You're gonna come.
02:22Obviously, everything is still
02:24in motion. You gotta sleep
02:26in the bed with me.
02:28I'm not gonna sleep on my new sofa,
02:30so... And that's it. I'm excited.
02:32This should be fun. Are you excited?
02:34Yeah.
02:46See you later.
02:50Hello!
02:52Hi!
02:54Here she is.
02:56This dress. Thank you.
02:58You always look fantastic. I love those glasses.
03:00Just call me Miss Glamorama.
03:02Oh my gosh, good to see you!
03:04Good to see you too.
03:06I hear you guys have been... Yeah, we've been going over
03:08just some of the details.
03:10Caviar Caspia is like the perfect place
03:12to have a party. I love caftans.
03:14I love caviar.
03:16I love caviar Caspia.
03:18Maybe, like, check out how you want to arrange the tables.
03:20Oh, right. Yes. Okay.
03:22I thought it would be a really fun opportunity for the girls
03:24to put on caftans
03:26and lots of jewelry.
03:28In the invitation, I said,
03:30think Talitha Getty.
03:32I'm not sure if they know who Talitha Getty is.
03:34They might not have gotten the reference
03:36because everybody isn't like me, obsessed with caftans.
03:38First of all, we're gonna do a table,
03:40like, put a bunch of tables close together.
03:42Yes. We'll just do one long, cohesive table.
03:44A long table.
03:46I'm not a big orderer, and I guess this is
03:48crass of me, but I just try to order
03:50the most expensive caviar on the menu
03:52because I figure it's probably the best.
03:54I know it's caviar Caspia,
03:56and people are gonna be eating big potatoes slathered in caviar.
03:58The only thing I don't like
04:00are those little orange caviars.
04:02They always remind me of fish bait.
04:04And coincidentally, I think they're the cheapest caviar
04:06on the menu.
04:08So as long as I order the most expensive caviar,
04:10I'm fine.
04:12I hope you don't mind I asked Satin to meet us here
04:14so we can go to Spago's for dinner.
04:16I also kind of want to show her this place
04:18so she has, like, an idea of what kind of vibe I'm going for.
04:24See you in a few days.
04:26I think it's gonna be fabulous,
04:28and I'm gonna sit here and wait for Satin.
04:30Of course. Let me know if you need anything.
04:32I sure will.
04:34Hello!
04:36Is that little Miss Satin?
04:38How are you?
04:40Hi. How are you?
04:42I got you a little present.
04:44Don't get excited.
04:46It literally is, like, a little cheap thing.
04:48You know, for Altamoda.
04:50So it's just a thing.
04:52So you feel like you're there.
04:54Aww!
04:56I love it.
04:58I just got back from Sardinia.
05:00I was at the Dolce & Gabbana Altamoda fashion show.
05:02Satin and I used to go all the time.
05:04We love the Dolce & Gabbana guys,
05:06and they're sort of like family to us.
05:08I have a lot of Dolce & Gabbana jewelry,
05:10but I can't pick it up until I've paid it off,
05:12so I always do the layaway.
05:14I think we need to find me, like, a billionaire.
05:16A billionaire?
05:18I think I'm gonna go for money.
05:20Okay.
05:22I have my own.
05:24That's right.
05:26But I really think I need to find a man
05:28who really wants to spoil me.
05:30I think that would be very nice.
05:32I mean, come on.
05:34You remember when Christine gave you that Cartier bracelet?
05:36I was so jealous.
05:38And, um...
05:42So what happened?
05:44Did you get traumatized?
05:46It was a bit traumatic.
05:48It seemed like you had a little post-traumatic stress syndrome.
05:50I know.
05:52Garcelle sits down and is like,
05:54Satin, what are you drinking?
05:56I said, it's the watermelon drink.
05:58It's light and refreshing.
06:00Is there alcohol in there?
06:02Didn't you ask Satin what she's drinking?
06:04Yeah.
06:06Oh, my God, Dorit said that.
06:08And I was like, nope.
06:10I'm leaving.
06:12I'm not gonna let you perpetuate this myth
06:14of, like, some sort of drinking situation.
06:16Dorit started
06:18this whole
06:20drinking problem thing last year.
06:22Satin is a drinker.
06:24She's somebody that I would not be surprised
06:26if she pours a little vodka
06:28in her coffee in the morning.
06:30I understand what she's doing.
06:32I understand her insinuation
06:34completely.
06:36She's not that clever.
06:38And you said,
06:40You're such a bitch.
06:42Excuse me?
06:44So then you just left?
06:46Yeah, I just left.
06:48And then, have you talked to Dorit since then?
06:50So the first time you're gonna see her
06:52is in my caviar cask
06:54at your caftan party.
06:56Yes, at your beautiful
06:58caviar caftan.
07:00Okay, well, let's see how that goes.
07:05Where's Romeo?
07:07Why is this door open?
07:09Who went in here?
07:11Hey!
07:13Who did this?
07:15Storm?
07:17It says your name written all over it.
07:22Luna, get in here.
07:28How are you?
07:30You look nice. I like your shirt.
07:32How's everything?
07:34Can I get you something?
07:36How are you?
07:38Totally cool.
07:40I feel so unrelaxed.
07:42I have to take a breath.
07:44So, more space.
07:46How's it feeling?
07:48It felt really weird in the beginning.
07:50But I'm getting used to it.
07:52It's been really quiet lately
07:54because Portia is in Europe.
07:56What is the plan?
07:58Portia and I traveled to London.
08:00We're going to go to either Madrid
08:02or to Mallorca.
08:04She's having the best time.
08:06Is this going to be the first summer
08:08you don't all spend together?
08:10Yes, this is the first summer.
08:12The fact that he took Portia alone,
08:14I've never been away from Portia like that, ever.
08:16And then he's going to do a guy's trip.
08:18He goes and lives his life
08:20and he's having fun.
08:22And I've kind of been
08:24just working.
08:26And I know that that's
08:28what being separated is supposed to be.
08:30Taking this time to figure out
08:32everything.
08:34We'll just get perspective.
08:36Everyone's like, are you getting divorced?
08:38I mean, everybody asks me that.
08:40I think I'm anxious.
08:42I'm getting impatient.
08:44I'm impatient because I want to know
08:46what my life's going to be.
08:48I think it's different for men.
08:50He's just going to live his best life.
08:52He's a happy little camper.
08:54But why can't you do that?
08:56I know I can.
08:58I guess it's just...
09:00There's a little part of me that thinks,
09:02okay, say I move on with somebody new.
09:04And then what if he's like,
09:06okay, I went and
09:08sewed my well to whatever that is,
09:10that expression is.
09:12And I want to come back?
09:16Yeah.
09:22Listen,
09:24that's what the risk is.
09:26I mean, he's the one who said,
09:28I know this comes with a risk.
09:30I never wanted to be
09:32a single mom
09:34like my mom was.
09:38And stressed or afraid.
09:42And I was always so proud
09:44that I had been married so long.
09:46Because I didn't have
09:48a good role model.
09:50You know?
09:52Growing up.
09:54In that aspect.
09:56So yes, I was very proud of that.
09:58I was like, this is, you know,
10:00my biggest accomplishment.
10:10You're allowing yourself
10:12to actually feel, I think,
10:14some of the loss that sometimes
10:16you were concerned Mo wasn't letting himself feel.
10:18He said once, you know,
10:20I was afraid I couldn't be on my own,
10:22but I know I can now.
10:24And I think maybe that was his only fear.
10:26Was he couldn't be on his own.
10:28Not about me.
10:32Didn't he ever say, like,
10:34I was scared I couldn't be without you?
10:36Or he said, I was scared
10:38I couldn't be on my own, but I can.
10:42Which makes you feel what?
10:44That he didn't care about you enough?
10:50Just his own discomfort
10:52of being alone?
10:54But we don't know that that's really all that he's saying.
10:58Well, it's
11:00plenty of times to say
11:02something else.
11:04We're back to the age old dynamic
11:06of the two of you struggling
11:08to get underneath, into the really
11:10deep, messy
11:12conversations.
11:14But listen, to your credit, you're doing it.
11:16You're not running away
11:18from your feelings. I'm not suggesting he is.
11:20He's an emotional person too.
11:22Very. But I don't see that of him
11:24right now.
11:26I understand.
11:28You know.
11:30Look, the emotion
11:32is the loss. Whether it's about
11:34you feeling
11:36that he didn't love you enough,
11:38or if he did care about you and just didn't
11:40express it, that he didn't fight for you.
11:42I know that was something that shocked you at the beginning.
11:44When we were struggling
11:48it felt like he was just waiting for me
11:50to get over it
11:52instead of saying like
11:54no, I love you.
11:56We are not doing this. We are going to fight
11:58until we fix everything.
12:02I don't know what's more sad
12:04that if he didn't
12:06want to fight for me
12:08or if he wanted to and didn't know how.
12:10Either way, he didn't.
12:12I'm starting to feel
12:14like
12:16I need to really
12:18move on.
12:22Coming up.
12:24We want to try for me
12:26to carry. By age 45
12:28we're talking a 2%
12:30or less chance at
12:32conception. Wow.
12:34This is why people have
12:36floors. We need to go back to the
12:38tall ones. Tall like me
12:40and my future babies.
12:42Oh, I mean
12:44me and Keeley's future babies.
12:46They're not just my babies.
12:48Yes, yes, yes.
12:50Excitement has begun.
12:52Hi!
12:54Oh, hello.
12:56Hi.
12:58Hi.
13:00Hi.
13:02Hi!
13:04How are you?
13:06Can I give you a hug?
13:08I've been actually a little nervous.
13:10But we're going to talk about it.
13:12Hello, welcome. Please come in.
13:14Dr. Cindy is
13:16a leading fertility specialist.
13:18They call her the baby doctor.
13:20I think she's a magician.
13:22Do you want to set up in my bedroom?
13:24Would that be a good idea? I think that's okay
13:26if it's okay with you. She's brought her whole team.
13:28She's brought equipment because
13:30I simply need my services in my home.
13:32I mean, my nail person comes to my house.
13:34My hairstylist comes to my house.
13:36Hell, my waxer comes to my house. So why wouldn't I have the fertility
13:38doctor come to my house? Of course she's here.
13:40You'll meet Keeley
13:42very soon. He's on his way in.
13:44Looking forward to it. We're thinking
13:46about starting a family together.
13:48You know, we're both
13:50very mature.
13:52I'm 47. He's 48.
13:54And I've been pregnant twice.
13:56I lost my first daughter.
13:58I had complications
14:00and she was born preterm.
14:02And
14:04Lael, my daughter, my living
14:06daughter, was also preterm.
14:08And so I am
14:10nervous. Pregnancy is just
14:12a scary thing, regardless of
14:14the age. I know that it seems
14:16as if you're 19, 21,
14:1826. It's like, oh, a breeze.
14:20You should be able to pop it out. Yeah, but I was 32
14:22and still
14:24faced life-threatening complications.
14:26And so at 48,
14:28yeah, my chances are much,
14:30much worse. We have women
14:32in older categories also able
14:34to have babies and have them safely.
14:36Now, it does require some planning.
14:38I think that might be Keeley. Oh, okay.
14:40Give me one moment. No problem.
14:42Hey, baby.
14:44Hey, babe. How you doing?
14:46Good. How you doing?
14:48Glad to see you. Come on in. Yeah, finally, right?
14:50Hey, how's it going, doctor? Hello, Keeley.
14:52How are you? Yes, it's good to see you.
14:54Dr. Cindy, pleasure to meet you.
14:56Keeley knows my
14:58past experiences.
15:00Looking forward to just learning more.
15:02Thankfully, today, all I need
15:04to know is, are there any eggs
15:06up in here? And if there are,
15:08how many are there? We want to,
15:10at least at first,
15:12try for me
15:14to carry. As we age,
15:16and as we cross age 40,
15:18the chances of what we call
15:20spontaneous or unassisted conception
15:22does decrease. So by around
15:24age 45, we're talking
15:26a 2% or less chance
15:28at conception. The odds
15:30are low, but it's not zero.
15:32That's part of what we'll assess.
15:34Okay. Do you want to go upstairs?
15:36Yes. Should we do that? Even though I've had
15:38very serious complications
15:40in the past, there might be a slight
15:42chance that I could
15:44be pregnant and survive a
15:46pregnancy without those same complications.
15:48So if there's a chance,
15:50I want to know what my odds are,
15:52and then I can make a decision.
15:54So what am I looking at?
15:56Okay, so this is your womb.
15:58That's the uterus, and that's the right ovary.
16:00And this dark circle is
16:02an egg house. Oh, I see.
16:041, 2,
16:063, 4. Wow!
16:08Okay.
16:10So that's a good thing.
16:12So is there a range of egg houses
16:14you kind of want to be within?
16:16In someone who's like 25 to
16:1830 years old, we'd be expecting
16:20to see at least 10 of those
16:22egg houses on each ovary.
16:24Right? Around 40
16:26we'd expect to see
16:28anywhere between 0
16:30and 6
16:32as an average.
16:34Certainly over 45,
16:36you're generally only seeing 1 or 2.
16:38I know this doesn't make any sense.
16:40People will say, well, I already have
16:42a kid, so why put my health at
16:44risk to have another one?
16:46But I love this man.
16:48I want to marry this man.
16:50I want to have babies with this man.
16:524 sounds really good.
16:54It's very promising. It's a good sign.
16:56I'd be very worried if today
16:58we looked at it, that was 0.
17:00We have some things to do.
17:02And then we can answer big questions.
17:04Okay, sure.
17:06I'm going to give you a hug.
17:08Because I'm a hugger.
17:10Thank you so much.
17:16Look at me, look at me, look at me.
17:18Cap tans and caviar.
17:20All I'm missing is the yacht.
17:22Quiet luxury.
17:24Do I look expensive?
17:26You look so expensive.
17:28It's expensive to be me.
17:32What are you doing today?
17:34Where are you going?
17:36So, Jennifer Tilly, she's hosting
17:38all the ladies at Caviar Caspia.
17:40Okay. Fun.
17:42The thing is, I am not looking
17:44for conflict right now.
17:46That's the last thing that I need.
17:52Jennifer and I have been going
17:54to Caviar Caspia in Paris
17:56for a long, long time.
17:58Caviar Caspia is best known
18:00for its twice-baked potato
18:02that has a ton of caviar on top.
18:04I prefer the esetra,
18:06the most expensive one.
18:08Somebody like Porrit would get
18:10the cheapest one, which would be
18:12on top of sushi sometimes.
18:14So,
18:16it's going to be caviar
18:18and, what, mischief,
18:20I guess. Yeah.
18:22Sounds like mischief. Yeah.
18:28So happy to see you. Yes.
18:30I'm so happy to see you. I haven't seen you since
18:32my Fourth of July party. I know.
18:34Well, first of all, let me tell you,
18:36there were a lot of points that I felt
18:38Sutton should have been a part of
18:40in the conversation, and her
18:42coming off of the visit with her mom,
18:44I mean, I think it would have been great if we all understood.
18:46How did it go with her mother?
18:48It was a... A very emotional trip.
18:50Yes. We visited the home where she
18:52lost her dad.
18:54I think there's an opportunity
18:56to just say, hey, look, like,
18:58we need you in this sisterhood.
19:00We need you in the circle. You're not
19:02allowed to leave. I wholeheartedly
19:04believe she was looking for
19:06an excuse to leave.
19:08I never expected Sutton
19:10to actually react this way.
19:12Thank you for having me. Seriously.
19:14Thank you for having me. No, I'm out.
19:16So I'll just call her a bitch and go.
19:18What Sutton needs to do
19:20is stop playing the victim in situations
19:22she created, and then manipulate
19:24people to believe that she's the innocent one.
19:26I'm tired of it.
19:28I always say Sutton's behavior
19:30is very inconsistent, and I
19:32have been around that
19:34really nice,
19:36sweet, fun, compassionate
19:38person. I don't know if you're gonna get
19:40divorced, but if that's the road that
19:42happens, girl, I will be...
19:44I'll sit in that room with you.
19:46I will.
19:48And I've also been around her
19:50evil twin sister. I think that
19:52today is a good day for us
19:54to definitely... I hope so.
19:56At least hold her accountable. Yeah.
19:58To talk about it. Yeah. I agree with that.
20:02Coming up...
20:04I took my handbag. How vicious
20:06of me. Heaven forbid.
20:08A little humor. Was it humorous?
20:10Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
20:34It's hard
20:36to walk in a caftan. My God.
20:38Oh, it looks so pretty.
20:40Oh, nice.
20:44Jeff!
20:46Hi, honey. How are you?
20:48Good. It looks great. Everything looks great.
20:50You look amazing. Yes.
20:52The first time I went to Caviar Caspio
20:54was during Fashion Week, and it is
20:56the place to go in Paris.
20:58And when you go there, you see
21:00all the supermodels and the designers
21:02and the famous people. This is so pretty.
21:04And the food is phenomenal.
21:06I mean, caviar on everything.
21:08Always when you go to Caviar Caspio,
21:10you're hoping somebody else is gonna
21:12pick up the bill.
21:22Come in, come in!
21:24Hey!
21:26You know Anne-Marie? This is my friend Whitney.
21:28This is Guy. Hi, I'm Diana. Nice to meet you.
21:30Diana is, like, the most fun
21:32girl you could ever have to meet.
21:34She's been known to take off her
21:36shirt and jump into the pool
21:38topless. Wow.
21:46Oh, someone's here!
21:48Hi!
21:50Gorgeous lady! Hello, how are you?
21:52I'm good. You look amazing.
21:54How are you staying up there? I'm coming to you.
21:56I forgot my sunglasses. Go figure.
21:58Hi, how are you?
22:00Nice to see you.
22:02I like Jennifer Tilly. I think she's smart.
22:04I think she's fun.
22:06She has incredible style.
22:08Couture jewels,
22:10couture caftan.
22:12Would you like a drink, a cocktail?
22:14Yeah, I would.
22:16How she's friends with Sutton, I don't know.
22:24Wow.
22:28Are more people here?
22:30Hi.
22:32Look, we have the same caftan.
22:34You're gorgeous in blue. You're gorgeous.
22:36How are you? We both did the blue eyeliner.
22:38That's fabulous.
22:40I was just catching up.
22:42How are you?
22:44Nice to see you too.
22:46Hello, gorgeous people.
22:48How are you?
22:50My gosh, you're all lemony
22:52and Italian.
22:54Hi, Faye, you look gorgeous.
22:56You too.
22:58Well, it's nice that it's not as hot here
23:00that it was as Dorit's Barbecue, so I felt like I was dying.
23:02I was dying.
23:04It was hot and Les Mis.
23:06Yeah, it was crazy. I mean, I knew Sutton was pissed,
23:08but I didn't realize she was that pissed.
23:10Well, I guess we'll find out.
23:14I was feeling Jen on a little bit
23:16what happened the other day at Dorit's.
23:18She was the first one there, and no one was there,
23:20and she sat there and sat there and sat there.
23:22Hello?
23:24Hello?
23:26Hello?
23:28I'll just wait.
23:30I was watching The Babysitter Club.
23:32What's The Babysitter Club?
23:34They were Dorit's friends. They were 14.
23:36And then...
23:38Oh, my God, they were 14.
23:40What, you want me to be nice?
23:42No, I'm just laughing.
23:44I am not being nice today. This is not nice Sutton.
23:46I don't know
23:48why Dorit
23:50continues to come after me.
23:52There's the obvious reasons.
23:54There's people in our group
23:56that have a lifestyle
23:58that I think Dorit aspires to have.
24:00You have your
24:02I'm nominated for an Oscar
24:04vibe going on with this look.
24:06And don't f*** with me.
24:08Mm-hmm.
24:12I'm dying to see all of your jewelry.
24:14Are you seeing this stuff?
24:16Yes, we have. It's really fab.
24:18It's cutting nada, cutting nada, cutting nada.
24:20Bvlgari, Bvlgari.
24:22And this is like a vintage.
24:24It's really good.
24:26Just look at this a little bit.
24:28Yes, I got this in Venice.
24:50Oh my gosh, how are you?
24:52Everybody all at once.
24:54You look gorgeous.
24:56So good to see you.
24:58Hi Jen.
25:00Does Chanel not make half-tans?
25:02Is that why Miss Thing's not wearing one?
25:04Everybody else is.
25:06This is so beautiful.
25:12Sutton, what do you want to drink?
25:14You want vodka cranberry?
25:16I'm going to start with a water.
25:18What can I get you guys?
25:20Do they have non-alcoholic champagne by any chance?
25:22Let me ask.
25:24Otherwise I'll just have a mocktail.
25:26I think I missed the half-tan memo.
25:28How did you miss that?
25:30Did I miss the half-tan memo?
25:32Is she stupid?
25:34I didn't read the invitation properly.
25:36I read Caviar Caspia.
25:38I knew there was caviar.
25:40I didn't actually see that it was half-tans.
25:42I'm not a big fan of them, so
25:44this Dior dress would have done anyway.
25:46Sutton, it's important to stay hydrated.
25:48Is that because of our
25:50little tit-a-tit?
25:54Is it okay for me to drink water?
25:56Are you in that mood?
25:58No, why did you ask?
26:00You started it, Doreen.
26:02Leave me alone.
26:06And she will not leave me alone.
26:08I said it five years ago when I met her.
26:10Let the mouse go.
26:12Let the mouse go.
26:14Seriously.
26:16And now I need to tell her
26:18I am not a mouse.
26:22Coming up, you picked at me
26:24and I'm sorry you need to pick
26:26on somebody else
26:28whose wallet fits.
26:34Is it okay for me to drink water?
26:38Okay.
26:40Well, listen, I never know which Sutton
26:42I'm going to get. Now I know.
26:44Can we continue
26:46this conversation?
26:52Ladies!
26:54We are going to sit down
26:56and have some potatoes.
26:58I have placemats,
27:00so everybody will find their placemats
27:02and sit down.
27:04Thank you for your patience.
27:08Y'all, I didn't do the seating.
27:10Does anybody see Garcelle?
27:12Who's Anna Marie?
27:14If you have, like, a stricture
27:16in your esophagus, all you do is
27:18chew your food more.
27:20These are my friends, my other friends.
27:24I thought for a minute there, oh, hell no.
27:26Oh, it's Erica.
27:30I wish I had some sunglasses.
27:32I will have a pickle, please.
27:36Still please.
27:38Absolutely, thank you.
27:40You're welcome.
27:46What a great way to start the day.
27:48Yes.
27:54Jennifer.
27:56That's amazing, you were nominated
27:58for an Academy Award.
28:00Yes, it was a very, very, very long
28:02time ago.
28:04I did get to go to the big show.
28:06Gregory Peck stepped on my train.
28:08No. Gregory Peck?
28:10Gregory Peck, yes.
28:12Isaac Mizrahi.
28:14Are you and your sister the only sisters that have been nominated?
28:16Or was it Olivia de Havilland and her sister too?
28:18Yes, Olivia de Havilland and Joan Fontaine
28:20were both nominated also.
28:22So it's just you two pair of sisters.
28:24Yes, and we're the only two
28:26Chinese-American
28:28people that were nominated also.
28:32You're Chinese?
28:34Yes, my dad was Chinese.
28:36I didn't know that.
28:38Yeah, I'm 10% Native.
28:40We always wanted to be Native American Indian
28:42because we love Cher,
28:44and she sang that song, Half-Breed.
28:46Yeah, but she's Armenian from the valley.
28:48Isn't that funny?
28:50Gosh.
28:52Sherilyn Sarkeesian from
28:54Van Nuys, that's Cher.
28:56You've got to be kidding me.
28:58You've got a real thing about the valley.
29:00Well, I love the valley, I lived in the valley.
29:02I want some champagne.
29:04Can you get a champagne for both of you?
29:06Okay, yes.
29:08Excuse me.
29:10Kevin, Kevin.
29:12Can I get la piscine in a white wine glass?
29:14La piscine, that means an ice cube.
29:16She wants it in a wine glass.
29:18A cup of ice cubes in a white wine glass, thank you.
29:20Look at you, speaking French too.
29:24Come on, girl.
29:28I can't decide which person I'm going to be.
29:32How many people do you have today?
29:34How many what?
29:36How many people do you have in you today?
29:38How many people do I have what?
29:40Huh?
29:42How many people do I have in me today?
29:44Girl, one, myself.
29:46I don't have voices
29:48talking to me, honey.
29:50How many do you have?
29:52I'm even today, I'm even.
29:54I mean, Dorit has already mentioned
29:56which person are you today.
30:02I never know which Sutton
30:04I'm going to get, now I know.
30:06Is that what you're referring to?
30:08Well, that's what you said.
30:14We can't fight, food's coming.
30:16I know.
30:18It's like, just back off a little bit.
30:20You back off me.
30:22My lunch is already being spoiled.
30:24I'm going to say something to you,
30:26and I mean this sincerely.
30:28Hold on.
30:30I'm talking to you.
30:32No, I'm talking to you.
30:34I came to your house, to your 4th of July party.
30:36I came very calm.
30:38I came in peace.
30:40Same.
30:42I waited, and as soon as Kyle got there,
30:44you came down.
30:46Then, you took my handbag.
30:48How vicious of me. Heaven forbid.
30:50A little humor.
30:52Was it humorous?
30:54Depends on your mood.
30:56It's humorous if you're in a good mood.
30:58I came in politeness.
31:00I brought you a very nice bottle of champagne.
31:02I cut flowers for my garden.
31:04I held on to them for 30 minutes
31:06in your lobby.
31:08What lobby?
31:10It looked like a lobby, because I was the only one there.
31:12You wanted to point out
31:14the vodka, the grapefruit juice.
31:16Then, you put vodka in your Coca-Cola,
31:18which I thought was interesting.
31:20We sit down.
31:22I get the watermelon drink, and you go,
31:24you're asking if there's alcohol in it?
31:26That was such a jab.
31:28Why?
31:30After what happened last year,
31:32and what you did to me with your...
31:34What did I do to you last year?
31:36You insinuated that I had a drinking problem,
31:38and you know it.
31:40Do I think either one of us
31:42was insinuating she has a drinking problem?
31:44Yes. Do you think she has?
31:46I don't know.
31:48I think we can all say that I do not,
31:50and it's ridiculous.
31:52I'm the only one that was talking about your drinking.
31:54But Kyle has apologized to me.
31:56Oh, I didn't apologize?
31:58I didn't apologize to you?
32:00No.
32:02You did, I thought.
32:04I don't think you have a drinking problem.
32:08I don't know.
32:10You thought that was an apology?
32:12I wasn't going to let you perpetuate that myth,
32:14which is what you wanted to do.
32:16You picked at me, and I'm sorry.
32:18You need to pick on somebody else
32:20whose wallet fits.
32:22Oh, damn.
32:24Okay, okay, okay.
32:26No.
32:28No, no,
32:30no, ma'am.
32:32I cannot
32:34believe what just came out of Sutton's mouth.
32:36That's embarrassing.
32:38You think you're bigger than her?
32:40I think my wallet is.
32:44Whoa.
32:52I wasn't going to let you perpetuate that myth.
32:54You picked at me, and I'm sorry.
32:56You need to pick on somebody else
32:58whose wallet fits.
33:02Oh, damn.
33:04Okay, okay, okay.
33:06You think you're bigger than her?
33:08I think my wallet is.
33:12And now,
33:14we are seeing Sutton go
33:16where she's most comfortable.
33:18As low as you possibly can go.
33:20As low as you possibly can go.
33:22Just because she thinks that her
33:24ex-husband dropped a big pocketbook
33:26in her lap,
33:28it gives her license
33:30to be such a f***ing c***.
33:32The only thing your big wallet
33:34has bought you is a horse
33:36instead of a date.
33:38Stop picking on me. Pick on somebody else.
33:40What does the money have to do with it?
33:42It doesn't. I'm just trying...
33:44I want her to back off on me.
33:46I'm tired of it.
33:48I'm tired of it.
33:50I'm tired of it.
33:52Let me know when you're done, Sutton.
33:54I'm tired of it.
33:56So here we go.
33:58I'm talking about your wallet size.
34:00Don't f*** with me.
34:02I don't regret it.
34:04I won't regret it.
34:06In fact, I'm proud I said it.
34:08Let me make this very clear, Missy.
34:10Wow, what's with the Missy?
34:12Because she was very rude to me.
34:14She made it clear she didn't want me there.
34:16So it's justified for you.
34:18It's not okay for Kyle.
34:20I wasn't sitting on the side of the road in a bathrobe.
34:22F***ing ridiculous.
34:24I cannot keep doing this.
34:26I really can't.
34:28Okay, let's just not talk about it for one second
34:30and just take a deep breath.
34:32I left because my hostess did not want me there.
34:34Did I call you a b***h?
34:36No, I should have called you a f***ing b***h.
34:38Mm.
34:40Mm-mm. Uh-huh.
34:42Uh-huh.
34:46I'm the one
34:48who's being mean to her.
34:50I'm the one who's made her feel uncomfortable.
34:52I'm the one who's unwelcoming.
34:54No.
34:56I'm so over Sutton's bulls***.
34:58Honestly,
35:00I don't want to be around someone
35:02who's as tacky, low,
35:04classless as she is.
35:06Anyone got a mirror?
35:08She needs one because she needs a touch-up.
35:10Sutton really needs a f***ing mirror
35:12that she can hold up in front of her face.
35:14Ooh.
35:16My God. I don't want these girls
35:18to get in a caviar food fight.
35:20That would be messy and expensive.
35:22What about
35:24you saying,
35:26I'm sorry, that was a terrible joke,
35:28I take it back, and then we're done?
35:30You think
35:32that that's gonna be done?
35:34Well, I don't know, but I think it's a start.
35:36Sutton,
35:38I'm so sorry. That was a terrible joke.
35:40So sincere.
35:42Oh.
35:46Well, that was good.
35:48That worked out well.
35:50Go on. Tell me what you do.
35:52Do you mean that sincerely?
35:54Just say, my bad, nothing else.
35:56Absolutely. If I offended you or upset you,
35:58and even in that moment, had you said,
36:00Dorit, please don't do that,
36:02that actually upsets me.
36:04You called me a b***h in my house.
36:06And then you decided,
36:08that's when you're gonna get up and walk out.
36:12Let me ask you a question.
36:14What do you each need from each other?
36:18She has nothing
36:20to give to me, I can promise you that.
36:22I mean, this is,
36:24do you think I'm gonna sit here and keep taking this kind?
36:26And you know, you, out of all
36:28people, sitting here watching you.
36:30I'm literally
36:32trying to intervene and say,
36:34guys, I'm not dealing with somebody
36:36who actually wants to have a productive
36:38conversation, who wants to have
36:40any type of relationship, let alone
36:42a civil one.
36:44Is there anything that either one of you can do
36:46that can, is there something
36:48that she can do that makes you feel better? I think that we need space.
36:50I'm totally good with that.
36:52Dorit, switch seats with me. Switch seats with me.
36:54Actually, there's an empty seat down there, too,
36:56because Jolie's fishing. Oh, no, we don't want to push everybody
36:58in the outskirts.
37:02Oh my God, that looks amazing.
37:04I think Dorit
37:06doesn't want people saying that she's
37:08late all the time.
37:12I cut flowers for my garden.
37:14Yeah, I held on to them
37:16for 30 minutes in your lobby.
37:18I drink as much as you.
37:20I mean, I think that we all have our little buttons.
37:22We all have
37:24our little buttons?
37:26Oh my God, Faye.
37:28What?
37:30Hi.
37:32Everybody, this is Faye.
37:34Hi.
37:36What? I hope I do.
37:38And nobody wants to be put
37:40in a box because of it.
37:42Period. We don't want to be judged.
37:44We don't want to be labeled.
37:46We just want to enjoy our lives, and I think that that's
37:48the problem.
37:54Is that a potato?
37:56The potatoes are here.
37:58Yay!
38:04Dorit
38:06is just rubbed raw.
38:08It seems like she's got a lot going on.
38:10You know, she's like in an emotional
38:12state.
38:14Poor Dorit.
38:16No, not poor Dorit.
38:18She's mean as hell.
38:20I don't want to see her.
38:22I don't want to speak to her.
38:24We're done.
38:26I don't care about her at all.
38:28How are you?
38:30I didn't even get a chance to speak.
38:32No doubt.
38:34I keep saying to myself, don't go there, don't go there.
38:36If I go as low as she does,
38:38Kyle,
38:40I will eviscerate her.
38:42I don't want
38:44to go low.
38:46But there's only
38:48so much a person is going to take.
38:50I think you guys just need a break,
38:52and just being in a group is not the setting for this.
38:54I'm so happy to have a break.
38:56I'm happy to have a break.
38:58I think that maybe you guys need to talk alone.
39:00I think I've tried now
39:02three times, I've got no more patience for her.
39:04She definitely was not letting you talk today.
39:06But
39:08with the Sutton stuff,
39:10listen,
39:12today you didn't even get to talk.
39:14She obviously needs to pull down.
39:16After spending time with Sutton
39:18and Augusta, and hearing
39:20these stories about her dad.
39:22What was going on with him?
39:24Just depressive state.
39:26He was on those drugs and for depression.
39:28Did he drink during that time?
39:30Sleeping pills.
39:32He would self-medicate with alcohol.
39:34I can now
39:36understand a lot more
39:38why Sutton is so triggered by the drinking comments.
39:40I just need a break from her.
39:42She's too cuckoo.
39:44She's too all over the place.
39:48When she balances her meds, she can come see me.
39:50Period.
39:52She gets very offended by that.
39:54Well, she gets offended by just about everything.
39:56I'm so over
39:58this woman. She's gross.
40:00I don't have any will
40:02or desire to try anymore.
40:04I just want to go home and leave this miserable
40:06bitch to enjoy her big wallet.
40:08Anyway, you guys should talk.
40:10The two of you.
40:16Coming up.
40:18Do you know who this person is?
40:20I have no idea.
40:22Did you know this was coming?
40:26No.
40:36Have you seen social media?
40:38Did you see the photos
40:40of him in Greece
40:42at the airport with a girl that has
40:44no clothes on?
40:46He has a lot of time to act on this picture.
40:50Girl?
40:52What?
40:54Who's?
40:56Yes! Yes!
40:58Girl! And it wasn't like,
41:00oh, this is a new friendly kiss.
41:02This is like, oh, we've been together type
41:04kiss. Homegirl's hands were all up
41:06around his neck.
41:10Oh, absolutely.
41:24How are you?
41:26I was gonna ask you.
41:28I don't really know
41:30how I am right now, to be honest.
41:32Did you know this was coming?
41:34Not at all.
41:36Do you know who this person is?
41:38I have no idea.
41:40But it's all over the internet.
41:42If you are meeting someone,
41:44why are you greeting them at the airport
41:46when you know this is gonna happen?
41:48Obviously, like, when someone gets a shot at you like that,
41:50you don't know.
41:52And I don't think
41:54especially in Europe, you're expecting that.
41:56Anytime they've gotten me like that,
41:58you're not expecting it in Europe.
42:00He,
42:02he definitely did not do that on purpose.
42:04Is that what you're implying?
42:06I didn't say he's doing it on purpose.
42:08I'm thinking you can't be naive, though.
42:10It wasn't an accidental
42:12paparazzi shot.
42:14This is a planned photo.
42:16No one's going to hire someone
42:18to take that photo.
42:20Yeah, they are.
42:22I've been to that airport,
42:24and really, honestly,
42:26I think I was in the airport, like,
42:28when Jennifer Aniston was there,
42:30and there was no paparazzi.
42:32Shady.
42:34My one thought is this.
42:36Are Kyle and...
42:38Murcia.
42:40...using paparazzi to tell our stories
42:42to do
42:44War of the Roses with?
42:46Those pictures of Morgan
42:48and her.
42:50Right.
42:52Right.
42:54So you're saying Mo probably
42:56planted these photos to get back at Kyle
42:58to do that.
43:00100%.
43:02Next on
43:04The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
43:06Mom.
43:08He designed this for me.
43:10I mean, I'm a stickler
43:12for perfection.
43:14I don't want to see scenes.
43:16My mother has landed.
43:18She took off the word
43:20wife on her Instagram bio.
43:22And then Kyle is at
43:24Morgan's concert. It's like,
43:26holy s***.
43:28Can they all line up so I can just do a quick look?
43:30Kathy! Kathy!
43:32Kathy! Kathy!