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90 Day Fiance Pillow Talk - Season 11 Episode 01,
90 Day Fiance Pillow Talk S11E01,
90 Day Fiance Pillow Talk S11 Ep01,
90 Day Fiance Pillow Talk

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00:00Chantel, Chantel, come in and watch the show with mommy.
00:05Hey.
00:06Hey.
00:14I went all out.
00:16Shaved these bad boys right here.
00:18You were just looking for a reason, weren't you?
00:20All right, Darcy, you ready for the premiere?
00:22I am ready for the premiere.
00:2490 Day Costume Party, here we come.
00:27Let's go.
00:28Whoa.
00:32Oh my god, you're like so hot.
00:40Let me get my lip gloss on.
00:42I'm ready for the show.
00:47OK, OK, stop playing with your own boobs.
00:49That's really weird.
00:50It's hard.
00:51I've never had boobs before.
00:52It's my first time.
00:54My gringo bonito.
00:56Maybe later I'll suck on these toes.
00:59Well, I don't know.
01:06You know what?
01:07What?
01:08We need to start watching this show because we look too good not to.
01:12Oh, doctor.
01:15Oh, pillow fort.
01:17Oh god.
01:18Pillow fort.
01:19Gino, you remember when I wore that outfit for you?
01:23Oh, yeah.
01:24My name is Shekinah.
01:26And my name is Sarper, and today is the biggest day of my life.
01:30Who do you think is more hot?
01:32You, baby.
01:33I'm asking Kenny.
01:34Who do you think is hotter, Sarper or Kenny?
01:36I forgot who I was for a moment.
01:38Shekinah's banging, though.
01:40Look at that.
01:41You got to use your accent.
01:42Oh my god, I look so good.
01:45Darcy, come in here.
01:47The show's about to start.
01:48Ooh.
01:50I like this, Darcy.
01:51I think you've been better than the real one.
01:53Look, I look gorgeous, baby.
01:55How do you think I look?
01:56Am I a sexy Georgie?
01:57You are a sexy Georgie.
01:59Glad you think so.
02:00I mean, we're a hot couple either way.
02:02Do you actually have boobs on?
02:03Yeah.
02:04It's a whole new world, isn't it?
02:06What?
02:08Wow.
02:09Oh my god.
02:12What?
02:14Wow, it is.
02:16Bro, you look just like Gino.
02:18You don't look just like Jasmine.
02:20Well, I got to be honest.
02:22I was expecting, you know, a ballerina type,
02:25except I get a linebacker.
02:27Hey.
02:28Hey.
02:29Hey.
02:30I swear to god, you look at porn one more time,
02:33I'm going back to Panama.
02:35Don't do it, baby.
02:37Whoa, babe, let's go.
02:40I feel like you just don't have the Sarper accent down yet.
02:43You need to be like, more like,
02:45Shakina, I got rid of my bed for you.
02:49That's how he talks, like Dracula.
02:51Shakina, I want to design your nose.
02:55Shakina.
02:57That was so good.
02:58You're looking fabulous, mom.
03:00You look absolutely super.
03:02You look so good.
03:04You look supercalifragilisticexpialidocious beautiful.
03:08Times two.
03:09Times two, hey.
03:11We look exceptional, mom.
03:13We look totally exceptional.
03:14I'm so excited.
03:16Are you ready to watch the new season with your darling mother?
03:19I...
03:22I don't know.
03:24I don't know how to keep going.
03:26All right, let's watch.
03:27All right, let's go.
03:32Oh, we're at the beach, where are we?
03:34Uh-oh.
03:35Why does that look like San Diego?
03:37This looks familiar.
03:38Does it?
03:39It looks like me, Shakina, honey.
03:42My name's Matt.
03:43This is my lovely wife, Amani.
03:45And this is my amazing, sexy, charming, mysterious, amazing husband, Matt.
03:50And together we live in San Diego, California.
03:53San Diego.
03:54I don't know if I like other San Diego people being on the show.
03:56I'm just a San Diego.
03:58Oh, mom, don't be such a woman right now, okay?
04:01This is like my really hot, like, man from Turkey.
04:05But wait, why are they together?
04:07Are they already in the States?
04:08Well, they are living in San Diego, huh?
04:10Huh.
04:11Are they visiting Big Ed or what?
04:14We do all the typical family things.
04:18But there is one aspect about our life that is slightly less typical.
04:22They're swingers.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Is there another woman?
04:25We got an open relationship.
04:31Oh, doctor.
04:34What is going on?
04:36So she dresses up as a nurse.
04:38Gino, you remember when I wore that outfit for you?
04:41Oh, yeah.
04:43Oh, pillow fort.
04:44Oh, God.
04:45Pillow fort.
04:47You know, doctor, I've been a really bad, bad, bad nurse.
04:52Oh, my God, this is us, babe.
04:54Oh.
04:55I've personally done the doctor-nurse little role play thing, mom.
04:59Sorry to let you know.
05:00But usually I'm the doctor.
05:02But now that I'm Chantel, I don't think I'd want to do that anymore.
05:06I've never done that before.
05:08Oh.
05:09Yeah.
05:10So vanilla.
05:11I've done other things.
05:12Ew.
05:18Bro, is that her?
05:19Wait a second.
05:20Is that her twin?
05:21What the heck is going on?
05:26We have a girlfriend.
05:28Her name is Ani, and she lives in Mexico.
05:32We're a throuple.
05:33A throuple is a three-people relationship.
05:36I'm done.
05:37I'm done.
05:38My gosh, a throuple.
05:40They're bringing her over.
05:43Oh, my God, this guy's living the best life in the world.
05:46Oh, my God, how can you say that?
05:48Hey, you know what?
05:50This is actually not the dream.
05:52Would I say it's a long-term solution?
05:56I don't know.
05:57No.
05:58But would I be willing to give it a shot?
05:59Absolutely.
06:00No.
06:01No.
06:02No.
06:03Why not?
06:04We met in Mexico at a club.
06:06We had a lot of fun, a lot of drinks,
06:08and we ended up going back to the hotel together
06:10and just continuing to get to know each other.
06:12Man, it's hot, though.
06:13A throuple's a thing.
06:14I mean, I'm not doing it, but it's just too much.
06:17It's too much.
06:18I bet you none of their neighbors know.
06:20They're going to know now.
06:23The HOA might have a problem.
06:26Oh, by the way, I don't want a throuple ever in my life.
06:31You were just saying how great it was, you stupid ass.
06:33No, I was not.
06:34And I tried to throw you a life off.
06:36I love you, Megan.
06:38We want to bring her to live with us in the U.S.
06:41Our only option is to get legally divorced
06:44so that one of us can apply for the K-1 visa
06:47and bring her to the U.S.
06:49I'm speechless.
06:50I'm, like, never speechless.
06:51I'm just like...
06:53My God, what in the world?
06:56Your boobs are sagging.
06:57Let's get up on the couch.
06:59I think that it would devastate us
07:01if this trip doesn't go well.
07:03I think we have a lot invested in this,
07:05and we have a lot of care for someone.
07:07It would be hard to reverse.
07:11Whoa, this is a lot.
07:13I just, again, I'm shocked.
07:15Look, I can solve this right here.
07:17I'm right up the street from them.
07:19I can marry one of them, bring her over here,
07:22then we can all be together.
07:24That is disgusting.
07:25Mom, you're living in the past.
07:26No.
07:27Well, maybe I am.
07:28Weren't you about to have a husband
07:30with three other wives?
07:31What are you talking about?
07:37Ooh.
07:39I would never step foot in Wyoming.
07:42Trust and believe.
07:46We live in Torrington, and it's very stinky.
07:50Oh!
07:52It looks like a shovel of s***.
07:54Gino, you could do that.
07:56Georgie, do you think you would shovel cow poop?
07:58All I do is massage.
08:00I would never do that job, ever.
08:04Not with these nails.
08:06You do get used to the smell.
08:08Sometimes it's worse than other times,
08:10and you're like, ooh, that smells.
08:12Oh, it's Jessica from Love and Paradise.
08:16Hey, the baby's born.
08:19Juan is gonna hate that.
08:21No.
08:22He's gone from cruise life to manure town.
08:25No way.
08:26Good man, I always liked Juan.
08:28I need to find a man like that.
08:32Oh!
08:34S*** boy!
08:36He picked the s*** up!
08:38He picked it up with his bare hands!
08:40You know, out of all the years of being a brother,
08:43I never threw s*** at you, and we never played s*** wars.
08:46There was a s***-free zone in our house.
08:48Other than the dog s***, there was a lot of dog s***.
08:51Well, I mean, that's the dogs.
08:54Daddy!
08:56Hola, baby.
08:59Say hi, Daddy.
09:01Aw!
09:04He's so cute. He looks like Juan.
09:06Do you think babies are pretty?
09:08I do think babies are cute.
09:10I think babies look weird.
09:12Like, I don't know, I saw baby pictures of me,
09:14I was a little baby.
09:16You were just long as hell.
09:18You know how people hold their babies like this?
09:20I had to hold you like this.
09:22So people hold their babies like this.
09:24I was like that. Ew.
09:26Do you think you, like, really realize
09:28what life's going to be like when you come?
09:30Well, I don't know.
09:32I hate to try it.
09:34I mean, I have an idea, kind of.
09:38I think that Juan doesn't fully understand
09:40what it's going to be like to be a parent.
09:42Juan has no f***ing idea.
09:44Well, he's only, like, five years older
09:46than the oldest boy, isn't he?
09:48Sorry.
09:50Hey, shut up, I'm only five years older than your kid.
09:52No.
09:54Your son.
09:56Shut it.
09:58Okay, I'm like,
10:00I hope you're ready because, like, real life starts now.
10:02No, I can't get out!
10:04Ugh!
10:06Oh, man.
10:08Oh, I don't know, brother.
10:10I don't know about no children.
10:12Aren't you glad you grew up by yourself?
10:14Juan is going to have to do a lot of adjusting,
10:16like I do with this.
10:18Oh!
10:20What are those, C's, B's?
10:24Can I take a cut?
10:26Let me see what they feel like over here.
10:28What are you doing?
10:30My hat is... Get out of here!
10:32Not my hat!
10:34Not my hat!
10:36My name is Stevie,
10:38I'm 37 years old, and I'm a painter.
10:40I love painting abstract art,
10:42but just recently,
10:44I started painting nudes.
10:46Gino, don't look!
10:48Don't look!
10:50Don't betray me!
10:52Would you pose for an artist?
10:54I am art.
10:56Mom, I never thought
10:58I'd be your daughter before,
11:00but here I am.
11:02So what do mom and daughters do?
11:04I want to braid your hair.
11:06Oh, my gosh! Hold on.
11:08All right.
11:10I spent a lot of time on it today, though.
11:12I can tell. I can so tell.
11:14Okay, let me just do this part.
11:16A little braid, okay?
11:18Can you stop moving so I can braid your hair, sweetie?
11:20Well, no one's ever done that. You can't move.
11:22One little braid. No!
11:24What do you think people would say in Celina
11:26if we walked out like this?
11:28For one, I feel like people would think
11:30that's your actual hair.
11:32No way, my hair is not...
11:34Do you like your hair like this?
11:36Well, I could, yeah.
11:38No!
11:40That's so funny.
11:42Do you think my hair looks real enough?
11:44Yeah.
11:46My wife's been feeling herself.
11:48¶¶
11:50Turkey.
11:52In Colorado, turkey.
11:54We know someone from Turkey.
11:56Yeah, we do.
11:58Think it's him? No.
12:00I've been to Turkey so much!
12:02It's time to get a refresh.
12:04¶¶
12:06¶¶
12:08Ah!
12:10It's my baby!
12:12Oh, my God.
12:14I love her tattoos.
12:16Oh, my gosh.
12:18Look at my...
12:20They're still in Turkey, though.
12:22What are they getting all dressed up for?
12:24Are they gonna get married, Jamal?
12:26They're always dressed up.
12:28Side boob for days.
12:30Is a white dress...
12:32Is that, like, a wedding dress, you think?
12:34Her version of a wedding dress?
12:36I mean, most wedding dresses are white.
12:38My name is Shekinah.
12:40My name is Sarper, and today is the biggest day of my life.
12:44Our life.
12:46Our life.
12:48They're gonna get married.
12:50Right now? They're not getting married right now.
12:52Shekinah's banging, though. Look at that.
12:54You gotta use your accent.
12:56Oh, my God, I look so good.
12:58I love you, baby.
13:00I'm asking Kenny.
13:02Who do you think is hotter, Sarper or Kenny?
13:04I forgot who I was for a moment.
13:06I'm having an identity crisis at the moment.
13:08You look gorgeous, by the way.
13:10Thanks.
13:12Let's get your visa.
13:14Let's go get married.
13:16Visa interview?
13:18Oh, they have the interview.
13:20Good luck, guys.
13:22I've already went through this, and it did not work out well.
13:24But Jamal was really excited.
13:28What do they say?
13:30Relationship evidence.
13:32Let me see what you've heard.
13:34Okay, let me show it to you.
13:36Oh, Adonis.
13:38Yes.
13:40Oh, the pictures.
13:42You know they're all filtered still.
13:44They're probably gonna go through the pictures and think,
13:46how come you guys look like this,
13:48but then you look like this,
13:50and then you look like this,
13:52and they say this is surgery one, surgery two,
13:54surgery three.
13:56We do have a ton of pictures together.
13:58We counted it at one time.
14:00It was like 7,000.
14:02What?
14:04This is 7,000 pictures.
14:06You know how many I have in my camera roll?
14:08No.
14:1067,000.
14:12But not just us.
14:14No, but most of it's our kids.
14:16We've known each other longer than they have.
14:18We don't even have close to that amount of pictures.
14:20But they love themselves.
14:22I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
14:24I'm just saying, wow.
14:26Now I feel like I'm challenged.
14:28I want to count how many photos we have,
14:30see if I can beat them.
14:32Yeah, Sapa, you may have 2,000 women,
14:34but we got 20,000 pictures.
14:36Yeah, I think like 4,000 of the seven
14:38were like not usable.
14:40If I show them to the embassy,
14:42probably they would think that I will go in there
14:44for porn industry or something.
14:46So no need for that.
14:48Damn, they got some nudes in there.
14:50Our videos, our photos look like
14:52freaking the Hallmark card.
14:54We're like, okay, everyone smile.
14:56No, Stan, smile.
14:58Scarlett, smile.
15:00Look at the camera.
15:02What they don't understand is all they have to do is smile
15:04and we'll be done. Scarlett goes like this.
15:06Can you imagine
15:08if you look through that man's phone
15:10what you're going to see?
15:12X-rated, hardcore.
15:14He probably looks at himself when he's having sex
15:16like, hey, baby.
15:18I'm just trying to think positive
15:20in this moment, and I keep
15:22thinking he's going to be approved.
15:24He's going to be approved.
15:26He has to get approved.
15:28All right, Sapa, think positive. You're going to get this.
15:30If I was your immigration officer,
15:32I'd give it to you.
15:34In more ways than one.
15:36You think they're going to get the visa?
15:38They have to get the visa, right?
15:40Bro, I don't know. It's tough.
15:42Dias' parents, they couldn't get their visa to come here.
15:44Sometimes they just deny it.
15:46That's what happens.
15:48If Pedro got approved, then anyone can get approved.
15:50Thank God you didn't bring
15:52the whole family with him.
15:54Oh, my God, that mother.
15:56That sister.
15:58And that sister.
16:00That bitch ass sly ass heart.
16:02Why do you do the growl after?
16:12Hot boiled peanuts?
16:14Have you ever had those?
16:16I've never heard of that.
16:18Yes, you love hot nuts.
16:26Ooh, an artisto.
16:28What is this?
16:30Is this Miss Debbie?
16:32I saw boobies.
16:34Ready?
16:36Yes, I'm ready.
16:38Okay.
16:40It's fine, and you look amazing.
16:42Uh-oh, we got a Picasso.
16:44Oh, she has boobs like yours, Chantal.
16:46She ain't gotten bigger than mine.
16:48My name is Stevie.
16:50I'm 37 years old, and I'm a painter.
16:52I love painting abstract art,
16:54but just recently,
16:56I started painting nudes.
16:58Gino, don't look.
17:00Don't look.
17:02Don't betray me.
17:04I'm not trying to look, baby.
17:06Would you pose for an artist?
17:08I am art.
17:10Would you or no?
17:12No.
17:14You wouldn't want to paint a nude of me?
17:16Mm-mm.
17:18But why? It's art.
17:20I don't care.
17:22I mean, I'm over.
17:24It's not to give you an erection.
17:26It's just the beauty of my body.
17:28I don't want it.
17:30Since I'm a single mom
17:32with two kids and a mortgage,
17:34I also teach English online.
17:36Here where I live, we say y'all,
17:38You know what I mean?
17:40That was actually pretty good.
17:42Take it.
17:44M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I.
17:46Oh, can you say that new Chantel voice?
17:48M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I.
17:50My English students
17:52are from all over the world,
17:54but there was one guy
17:56unlike any other student.
18:02My fiance's name is Matty.
18:04He's 27 years old,
18:06Toronto-ron?
18:08Where the hell is that?
18:12What? I mean, where is it?
18:14Toronto-ron?
18:16Yeah, it's Iran, dude.
18:18It's an accent.
18:20Like a southern accent, dude.
18:22It did sound like Toronto-ron.
18:24Did it? Did it? I don't know.
18:26Am I missing something?
18:28We've never had someone from Iran before.
18:30Well, bring up the cultural differences.
18:32Yep.
18:34I had a special bond with Matty
18:36that I knew I needed to meet him in person.
18:38Oh, hello.
18:40Hey, look at Sharper Jr.
18:42Well, he looks good. Darcy-like.
18:44That is kind of a weird thing
18:46because they want their woman covered up,
18:48yet he's over there posting.
18:50Mm-hmm.
18:52After only physically being together for one week,
18:54Matty proposed to me.
18:56Matty just handed me the ring,
18:58and he was like,
19:00um, I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
19:02But you know what? Catch up, baby girl.
19:04We've been together six years.
19:06Dude, just one week.
19:08Yeah.
19:10I'm starting to get not-so-good vibes
19:12about this one.
19:14You know, Robert and Annie, they were only one week together.
19:16Yeah.
19:18It works sometimes.
19:20Waiting for this visa has been one of the most stressful
19:2212 months of my life.
19:24I'm constantly nervous because
19:26I don't know if something's gonna go bad
19:28and they're gonna shut down
19:30the airport or something,
19:32and then he won't be able to leave.
19:34They do that?
19:36They just shut the airport down?
19:38Say, by the way, nobody's leaving our country.
19:40I mean, it happens, though, in these war-torn countries.
19:42Yeah, it happens over there.
19:44Here, like, what am I supposed to do
19:46with all my hair products?
19:48Would your boobs make it through security?
19:50I don't know.
19:52My boobs would not make it through security right now.
19:54They're a little too big.
19:56My dad does not know about Matty.
19:58He's, like, on the tip of my tongue every time that we're together,
20:00and I just somehow haven't been able to get it out.
20:04My dad bleeds red, white, and blue,
20:06so I don't know how he's gonna feel
20:08about me bringing a boy from a country
20:10that supposedly hates us.
20:12Whoo!
20:14It's a big secret from Daddy.
20:16Ooh, how do you think the dad's gonna take this?
20:18Not good.
20:20I-I think he's gonna be upset.
20:22Bro, she's pulling a Thais, dude.
20:24Yeah, it didn't work.
20:26It didn't work, really.
20:28Not that day, not that time.
20:30Oh, oh, oh.
20:32Do you mean, like, his blessing or, like, our relationship?
20:34Yeah, the blessing, obviously.
20:36You think he's gonna get a blessing?
20:38Oh, yeah, blessing took a while.
20:40Took a while.
20:42Luckily, your brother was there, too.
20:44You're welcome.
20:46Hey, Dad.
20:48This is, like, kind of like me.
20:50Like, when I came back from China,
20:52and I was like, ooh, by the way,
20:54I got engaged to a guy you don't know,
20:56and I'm pregnant.
20:58Ah, surprise!
21:00I'm, like, getting anxious for this conversation myself.
21:02I have, like, PTSD.
21:04You have flashbacks?
21:06In 2019,
21:08I was on a trip as a pilot
21:10to Paris,
21:12and I just ran into this person
21:14and took the turn
21:16down another direction in my life.
21:20Wow, she's beautiful.
21:24What is his life?
21:26Yo, Mark,
21:28and then be our threeple.
21:30Babe,
21:32you know how much we love eating butter?
21:34Yes, baby.
21:36Okay, I made us, like,
21:38a really special snack
21:40for this episode, okay?
21:42Okay, baby, just bring it for Daddy.
21:44Look how pretty my butter board is.
21:46Baby, this looks good.
21:48I'm gonna try some of my butter.
21:50Mmm.
21:52Mmm.
21:54Isn't that so good?
21:56I made it for you.
21:58Baby, I like it just like that.
22:00A little bit of honey for, you know,
22:02our endorphins.
22:04A little bit of bread for our butt,
22:06I guess.
22:08And then, like, butter for, like,
22:10our hormones.
22:12Mmm.
22:14Mmm.
22:16Baby, it tastes so good.
22:18We're definitely gonna get it on tonight.
22:20Oh, baby,
22:22let me make a baby with you.
22:24Oh!
22:26Oh, my gosh, baby, I'm horny.
22:28Oh!
22:34Ooh!
22:36Oh, where are we at?
22:38That's pretty right there.
22:40That looks like New Hampshire.
22:42Maine.
22:44You're saying Maine? Okay.
22:46We're going in the same direction.
22:48Ooh, a plane.
22:56I'm Mark, I'm 58,
22:58and I live in West Ospeed, New Hampshire.
23:00New Hampshire, let's go!
23:02You were right there. Let's go!
23:04I went a little up.
23:06I said New Hampshire, first guess.
23:08It was either Vermont, Maine, or New Hampshire.
23:10It was three.
23:12How'd I know that?
23:14My house is here.
23:16My plane's inside the hangar here,
23:18so, I mean, it couldn't get any better than this.
23:20Oh, my God!
23:22Buy me a plane.
23:24Hey, come pick us up.
23:26Take us for a ride.
23:28In 2019, I was on a trip as a pilot
23:30to Paris, and I just
23:32ran into this person
23:34and took the turn down another direction
23:36in my life.
23:40Oh, she cute.
23:42Wow, she's beautiful.
23:46Whoo!
23:50Oh, my God!
23:52It's not fair!
23:54I walked into a restaurant,
23:56and there was Mina,
23:58and we kind of locked eyes.
24:00She's 35. I'm 58.
24:02But what's wild about that
24:04is that we still have that connection.
24:06Okay, not bad.
24:08We have a bigger age gap,
24:10so, not bad.
24:12I had to point it out, babe.
24:14What do I do?
24:16What is his life?
24:18Yo, Mark
24:20and B.R. Thrupple.
24:22Because he has money?
24:24Put me on a plane, baby.
24:26Every time I came back to Paris,
24:28I didn't want to leave her and have to go back
24:30to work, so I just thought,
24:32what am I waiting for?
24:34Ah!
24:40Oh, they're kind of cute.
24:42They're kind of cute.
24:44So then, six months
24:46after we're engaged,
24:48she tells me she's pregnant.
24:50Ah!
24:52Whoa!
24:54Now that's crazy.
24:56Now we're talking.
24:58Well, you know, soldiers don't
25:00slow down, you know?
25:02Al Pacino just had a kid, you know what I mean?
25:04Yeah.
25:06I'm down in Florida quite a bit.
25:08You got Palm Beach, Miami, Fort Lauderdale.
25:10I drive a Jets down in Florida,
25:12and my daughter's down here.
25:14Oh!
25:16She has a little sister now.
25:18Mm-hmm.
25:20For a second, you were like,
25:22is he dating another one?
25:24Yeah.
25:26Georgie, I think we should go to the drive-in range,
25:28and it's not what you think.
25:30What is the drive-in range, that?
25:32Yes, it's where you hit the golf ball
25:34and you just hit it as far as you can hit it.
25:36That looks boring.
25:40So when's Mina coming?
25:42Soon. A few days.
25:44It's so crazy that they're actually
25:46going to be here.
25:48Hey, I'm not going to lie.
25:50Jordan looked all right.
25:52And I will tell you, Jordan, if you're listening,
25:54I do not always look like this.
25:56Okay?
25:58My brother and I went to Paris to meet Mina
26:00and for Maria,
26:02the baby's baptism.
26:04And Mina was about
26:06three hours, four hours late to the party
26:08and kind of left my whole family there
26:10while she was getting glammed up.
26:12Well, girl, it does take a while to get glammed up.
26:14I get that part of it,
26:16but I've been later than that.
26:18You know,
26:20I know you had concerns
26:22the first time, you know,
26:24with us having a baby,
26:26and...
26:30we're thinking about having
26:32another baby.
26:34Oh, my gosh!
26:36This man is cooking down there!
26:38Let's go, Mark!
26:40That's just a lot
26:42to take in.
26:46That would be devastating.
26:48This won't work well.
26:50I'm calling it.
26:52She's a cute girl, though.
26:54She's cute.
26:56Oh, she's so cute. You want her number?
26:58She's cute.
27:00You want her number?
27:02If you have a number, give it to me.
27:04I love my bed.
27:06Okay, but have you done, like,
27:08polyamorous relationships, or...?
27:10Yep, but the thing is,
27:12I learned that I became jealous.
27:14My ex was in a polyamorous relationship,
27:16and she got out of it
27:18because she was number two.
27:20Oh!
27:24You just learn something new every day with John,
27:26I'll tell you that.
27:28Here you go, Georgie.
27:30I got us some steak tacos,
27:32and I made sure
27:34when I told him to make it
27:36to cut the steak on the bias.
27:38I know how my man likes his steak.
27:40And it is hell carrying it with these nails,
27:42and how the hell do you eat it with these nails,
27:44and my big ol' luscious lips.
27:46Good luck eating that.
27:48Oh, my God.
27:50Hair does get stuck.
27:52I am eating some hair.
27:54Very good.
27:56You okay?
27:58I sucked hair out my throat.
28:00I have to reapply my lip gloss.
28:02Would you like some?
28:04Sure.
28:06That's what I always wanted to do with a girl.
28:08I'm so deep in at this point.
28:10Here, come on. Just go like this.
28:12Like that.
28:14No, not...
28:16There you go.
28:24Where we at?
28:26Nice boat.
28:28Should be fun.
28:30I miss our friends.
28:32I'm so glad we got to make some time to hang out.
28:34We're back to Manny and Matt.
28:36Ooh, the truffle.
28:38California, baby.
28:40Kim lives in San Diego,
28:42and Jamal.
28:44They should link up.
28:46So today, I rented us a boat
28:48that we're gonna take out on the water,
28:50have some food, some drinks,
28:52and just enjoy beautiful San Diego.
28:54They're baller, dude, if they could just, like,
28:56The hair gets in every time I bite.
28:58Mm.
29:00Extension's toxic.
29:02Ready for boat day?
29:04Hell yeah. Let's do it.
29:06Kelly was there
29:08when we first met Ani.
29:10All she saw was us leaving
29:12the strip club with this tall,
29:14beautiful woman at 3 a.m.,
29:16and she was like, yeah, get it.
29:18You're so hot. I mean, I agree.
29:20Since you think she's hot,
29:22does this make you a lesbian right now?
29:24You got it.
29:26You're getting way too deep into it, Mom.
29:28This is supposed to be fun.
29:30It is fun, but my wig is itching.
29:32Your wig's itching? Pat it.
29:34Ow.
29:38So we wanted to see you guys
29:40before our trip to Mexico.
29:42This trip is different
29:44because we want to,
29:46you know, see her place,
29:48like, see her life, her friends, her family.
29:50Get to know her outside
29:52the strip club and the bedroom.
29:54Good idea.
29:56I applaud them for making this seem so normal,
29:58even though it's not, you know?
30:00Yeah.
30:02How do you plan to bring her to the U.S.?
30:04Our options are limited.
30:06It would have to be, like,
30:08like, something called a K-1 visa,
30:10which is fiancé visa.
30:12So we were thinking about separating.
30:14Getting a divorce. Yeah.
30:16Like, legally.
30:18This is crazy.
30:20Watch for my 55-year-old brain.
30:22Yeah, the wife is, like, way more in love with her.
30:24I did a K-1 visa,
30:26like, as I was getting legally divorced,
30:28and, like...
30:30You were looking for throuples?
30:32No, I wasn't looking for throuples, dude.
30:34I'm just asking.
30:36I met Thais, you weirdo.
30:38Maybe you were before you met Thais,
30:40and she changed her mind.
30:42Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
30:44It's just on paper.
30:46I don't see them running away together.
30:48How about what if?
30:50Why would she even say that?
30:52Because no one even brought that up.
30:54Okay, but have you done,
30:56like, polyamory relationships, or...
30:58Yeah, I remember her.
31:00We dabbled.
31:02Several different ladies, but the thing is,
31:04is I learned that I became jealous.
31:06Really?
31:08Because they started spending time together.
31:10See, with polyamorous, though,
31:12isn't there always a number one and a number two?
31:14It's never always even.
31:16That's what I always thought.
31:18It's always complicated.
31:20Yeah, so I know because my ex was in a polyamorous relationship,
31:22and she got out of it
31:24because she was number two.
31:26Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
31:28Uh, you just learn something new
31:30every day with y'all, I tell you that.
31:32And it's hard.
31:34Those little private moments,
31:36those are things that got me.
31:38I would not like my two wives
31:40having internal jokes without me.
31:42I want to be included.
31:44This trip is even more nerve-wracking now
31:46because we have all these things
31:48in the back of our head now
31:50that we have to get answered.
31:52Nobody wants to hear,
31:54I told you so.
31:56We want to prove them wrong.
31:58We'll see, I think, soon enough,
32:00if someone has a jealousy problem.
32:02I know how Latinas are.
32:04They can get jealous, right?
32:06Why are you pointing at me, though?
32:08Because you know it's true.
32:10Are my lips still on?
32:12They are there.
32:14Do this a little.
32:16Right.
32:18Nothing look better, baby?
32:20They look better.
32:22I have worried every single day
32:24that Sarp would back out of this
32:26because he's been so on the fence
32:28about going to the U.S.
32:30He's like, I want to be with you,
32:32but I don't really want to go to the U.S.
32:34Oh, this is stressing me out.
32:36I think I'm getting cramps.
32:38What the heck is this?
32:40Remember when Gino and Jasmine,
32:42they had that fight about peeling potatoes?
32:44Yeah.
32:46Well, I figured we'd have a contest,
32:48and whoever peels the potato the fastest,
32:50the loser has to do
32:52whatever the winner says.
32:54Okay, I mean...
32:56Deal?
32:58I mean, we'll shake on it, we'll shake on it.
33:00All right.
33:02Whatever I say, you have to do if I win.
33:04Yeah, and whatever I say,
33:06you have to do, right?
33:08All right, ready?
33:103, 2, 1, go.
33:12Ah!
33:14Get out of here.
33:16Why are you throwing a potato?
33:18Put it in the bowl!
33:20What's wrong with you?
33:22You're gonna do what I say, bitch!
33:24You're gonna cut yourself.
33:26Come on, John, get it going.
33:28Put yourself together.
33:30Damn it, I got potato all over my floor.
33:32All right, well, guess what?
33:34Adios, amigos.
33:36Sorry, amigo.
33:38My potato reigns supreme.
33:40Damn.
33:42♪♪
33:44Yay!
33:46Here we go!
33:48Ooh, there I am.
33:50God, I look good.
33:52Ooh, this is exciting.
33:54I think he got it.
33:56I have worried every single day
33:58that Sarp would back out of this,
34:00because he's been so on the fence
34:02about going to the U.S.
34:04I want to be with you,
34:06but I don't really want to go to the U.S.
34:08He loves you.
34:10I just really feel he loves her.
34:12Yeah.
34:14I mean, he designed her.
34:16Oh, this is stressing me out.
34:18I think I'm getting cramps.
34:20Ugh.
34:22I really want to find a gift for Sarper's parents.
34:24I wish that Sarper would have told them
34:26that he had the interview today
34:28so they could be mentally preparing
34:30for, you know, the answer that he's gonna get.
34:32And she thinks that Trinket's gonna smooth it over.
34:34Man, Sarper's, like,
34:3645
34:38keeping things from his parents.
34:40I mean, Dice didn't tell her parents.
34:42Well, there you go.
34:44But she was, you know,
34:4624, 25, 27, 26,
34:48something.
34:50So you're gonna say forgive her.
34:52Yeah.
34:54Chantel, you didn't tell me you were gonna marry Petro.
34:56Well, Mom, I knew how you were gonna act.
34:58You always act like, you know,
35:00I'm not gonna approve of anything that I do.
35:04I'm so nervous right now.
35:06I'm waiting for Sarper.
35:08This is the spot we agreed to meet at.
35:10And I just don't know what happened.
35:12Like, I don't know what he's been through
35:14for the past three hours.
35:16Me too, baby girl. Here he comes.
35:18That's my boy. That walk is taking his time
35:20like, oh, I'm going to America.
35:22Kobe, you go to your interview, right?
35:24Mm-hmm.
35:26It's, like, 2 a.m. my time.
35:28Wait, I don't hear from you
35:30for, like, seven hours.
35:32Keep saying it.
35:34Your phone got stolen out of the taxi.
35:36And I thought you scammed me.
35:40Why'd that take so long?
35:42What happened?
35:44Are you okay?
35:50Oh, no!
35:52No way!
35:54Sarpie! Sarpie!
35:56He's acting like he didn't,
35:58but I know he's a clown.
36:00Mom, we got to wait a whole
36:02another week to figure out what's going on
36:04with Sarper's visa.
36:06I know. Hopefully your cramps are gone by then.
36:08I hope my parents are gone. I can't deal with this.
36:10I'm getting a flash bang.
36:12Heat flash. What do you call it?
36:14Hot flash.
36:16Hot flash. I'm getting a hot flash.
36:18I'm trying to tell you you're not that old.
36:20You're not like your mother.
36:22This season on 98 Beyoncé.
36:24Oh, this season!
36:26Woo!
36:28I am utterly head over heels
36:30for you.
36:32What the hell?
36:34Are those, like, furries?
36:36You know what would make me feel better?
36:38Like a quickie?
36:40What?
36:42I don't think you can do a quickie in a thropple.
36:44Too many people to get off.
36:46Can't wait to squeeze that booty.
36:48Is my mom going alone?
36:50Hi, Greg!
36:52Oh, we got a new couple.
36:54Uh-oh.
36:56Living with his mama. Been there, baby.
36:58So glad you don't live with me. No offense.
37:00Well, I also wouldn't live with you
37:02and have a wife with me.
37:04Have you guys talked anymore about a prenup?
37:06We're gonna do that.
37:08Yeah.
37:10Do you think I come just for your money, Mark?
37:12You too?
37:14Oh, we got prenup drama.
37:16If you're not for his money, just sign the prenup.
37:18I'm not for your money, but I wouldn't sign a prenup.
37:20I know you would.
37:22You do it, Darcy.
37:24Are you not telling people you are in a serious relationship?
37:26Do you tell people you are in a serious relationship?
37:28Yes or no? Please answer my question.
37:30No.
37:32Honey.
37:34Oh, my gosh!
37:36Get off me!
37:38Ooh, she's keeping them a secret.
37:40She's embarrassed of this, I think.
37:42Especially being Mexican.
37:44You can't start a housewife.
37:46That's what's going on.
37:48Wow!
37:50Dang!
37:52You can't turn a hoe into a housewife.
37:54Yeah, you can.
37:56I told you that.
37:58Why do you keep trying to change me?
38:00That was an amazing start to what's gonna be
38:02a really good season, right?
38:04Oh, yeah. I really liked it.
38:06I'm really rooting for this thoughtful relationship.
38:08Not saying I want to be in one,
38:10but not not saying that I don't not want to be in one as well.
38:12That was so good.
38:14No.
38:16My daughter is making me really horny.
38:18Gosh, girl.
38:20I thought I was the only one feeling that way.
38:22I think we should go on the trampoline
38:24and try to, like, get it on in our outfit.
38:26Let me bounce around.
38:28Can you imagine our, like, next-door neighbors
38:30be like, who are these people walking in this backyard?
38:32This was a lot of fun.
38:34I was feeling my Darcy.
38:36I gotta give it to Darcy, though.
38:38It's a lot of work being you, girl.
38:40I'll tell you that much.
38:42You make a good Darcy.
38:44Come on, buddy, come on, get in here.
38:46Bet's a bet.
38:48I don't know why you'd want to see me in this.
38:50I don't know if I want to now.
38:52I was expecting, you know,
38:54something different, I guess.
38:56You chopped your fingers off
38:58so you could win the potato contest
39:00just so I could wear this.
39:02And I see you in it,
39:04and I'm traumatized.
39:06All right, so let's take it off.
39:08Well, get it out of my sight, please.
39:10Just ruined all my nurse fantasies.
39:12I don't know how women wear this stuff.
39:14I don't know. Where's the clip?
39:16Oh!
39:18Oh, my God.
39:20Oh, God, I don't even care
39:22what my real hair looks like.
39:24Oh, you got the boobs out!
39:26Yeah, I got my girls out.
39:28Ooh, God.
39:30Well, I feel my voice getting deeper.