90 Day Fiance Pillow Talk - Season 11 Episode 03,
90 Day Fiance Pillow Talk S11E03,
90 Day Fiance Pillow Talk S11 Ep03,
90 Day Fiance Pillow Talk
90 Day Fiance Pillow Talk S11E03,
90 Day Fiance Pillow Talk S11 Ep03,
90 Day Fiance Pillow Talk
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00:0090 Day Fiancé, let's go.
00:05There we go.
00:06Oh, I am so ready for this.
00:12This is the dress shop?
00:13You know, it's kind of more like convenience store.
00:16It's small.
00:18Okay.
00:19Bonjour.
00:20Bonjour.
00:23Say what?
00:24The package store with liquor there.
00:26Gun store, tanning salon, birthday cake.
00:29I believe the post office is at the end of it.
00:31There will be a time there is no more one-on-one.
00:34Like, have you thought anymore about separate rooms?
00:37I just don't need to hear things going on.
00:39You can just keep it quiet, right?
00:41The thing is, does the mom ever leave the house, though?
00:44We're not going to help them schedule it, okay?
00:46Just want to hear dolphins?
00:48You don't remember?
00:49No.
00:50When Chloe was little, she was like,
00:52were you guys watching a movie about dolphins last night?
00:54No, no, I don't remember that.
00:56Arf, arf, arf, arf.
01:00You were supposed to help me with dishes.
01:02Well, I can't do it all.
01:04Oh, shut up.
01:05You know what?
01:06I love watching it out here.
01:07It's a bigger screen.
01:08I know.
01:09We never watch it in our living room.
01:10I know.
01:11I like this.
01:12Episode 90 Day Fiancé.
01:13Now it's Sarper's turn to shine.
01:15I was just going to say, I am Team Sarper and Shekinah.
01:18You are?
01:19I am Team Sarper and Shekinah.
01:21I'm glad you said it because just the thing for you.
01:25For me?
01:28I'm super excited to see Maddie and Stevie
01:30because I'm fascinated by this story.
01:32What about it?
01:33Well, he's Iranian, just like my man.
01:37Stevie is so, so cute,
01:39but I don't buy that he needed English lessons from her.
01:43So there's something up there.
01:46It's important to go into this new season,
01:50into this show with fresh energy.
01:53Yeah, come on.
01:55Yeah, come on.
01:56Do you feel cleared?
01:57Yes, yes, I'm ready.
01:58Do you feel ready to watch this drama?
02:00Yes.
02:01I do.
02:02I am grounded.
02:03I am centered.
02:04I am ready.
02:06Lobster.
02:07Maine, Boston.
02:08Is there anyone in Maine?
02:09Fresh catch.
02:10That's a giant lobster.
02:12Yeah, I'm not a big fan of lobsters.
02:14Ah, it's Greg and Joan.
02:16Ooh, Greg, 35.
02:19He's younger than you.
02:20I know.
02:21He looks older, no?
02:22Yeah.
02:24I try to feel good about myself.
02:26Today's the day where Joan arrives from Uganda,
02:29and, like, I am just so ecstatic.
02:31I'm excited for Greg.
02:32She's beautiful.
02:33She looks good.
02:34And she's smart.
02:35She has degrees.
02:37It just makes me think, what is her problem?
02:42There's always something.
02:45What's on your mind?
02:46What's going on?
02:47I was thinking,
02:48have you thought anymore about separate rooms?
02:52I mean, I really haven't, you know?
02:54I know it's hard.
02:56You know what I mean?
02:57I know it's very concerning for you.
02:59I just don't need to hear things going on.
03:02Then you shouldn't have allowed your son to bring his wife.
03:05She doesn't want to hear the bed knocking.
03:07She doesn't want to hear dolphins.
03:09You don't remember?
03:10No.
03:11When Chloe was little.
03:12She was like,
03:13were you guys watching a movie about dolphins last night?
03:15No, no, I don't remember that.
03:17Er, er, er, er.
03:18That was you she heard.
03:21Yes, Mommy and Daddy love dolphin movies.
03:23It's our favorite kind of late night movie.
03:25Free Willy.
03:29Mom wants us sleeping in separate bedrooms
03:31because, you know, the house, I guess the walls are very thin.
03:34So if we're getting intimate, we're getting sexual with each other,
03:37I mean, she can probably pick up, you know, everything that's going on.
03:40You can just keep it quiet, right?
03:42The thing is, does the mom ever leave the house, though?
03:44They can do it even if they don't sleep in the same room, right?
03:48Like if she leaves to the grocery store.
03:50We're not going to help them schedule it, okay?
03:53I'm trying to plan it for them here, let me.
03:56I don't blame her.
03:58Hey, do you remember what we brought all our neighbors when we first moved in?
04:01Yeah, we brought them earplugs, a bottle of wine, a mug, coffee, and then...
04:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was going to focus on the earplugs.
04:08Oh.
04:09Earplugs is the point here.
04:11But because we have kids.
04:13I know, but he can give his mom earplugs.
04:17So besides the cookies, I actually made a loaf of bread.
04:21Oh, that's cute.
04:23So instead of holding up a sign, I'm going to hold up a loaf of sourdough.
04:26Oh, that's adorable.
04:27What is that?
04:28He wrote her name, Joan, into the baguette.
04:30And bread?
04:31Yeah, he's a baker.
04:32A loaf of bread with your name carved in it might be nice.
04:35Greg's a keeper for that.
04:37I would rather be greeted like that.
04:39I mean, yeah, I guess it's original, but I don't know how she's going to take it.
04:43She's bringing me a loaf of bread.
04:44What do you want me to do with this?
04:46So our flight has arrived at 103.
04:49Just waiting for it to come out now, man.
04:51It's exciting.
04:52This is crazy.
04:53Oh, goodness, I remember this moment.
04:56Do you?
04:57Oh, like it was yesterday.
04:58Butterflies!
04:59Butterflies, nauseous, like you're going to vomit.
05:01Yeah.
05:02Like you want to cry.
05:03Oh, my goodness, so many different emotions.
05:05That's when you did one of your ugly cries?
05:08Yes, Mom.
05:09Okay.
05:10That's when I did one of my ugly cries.
05:12I remember.
05:21Oh, my God, that's sweet.
05:22Okay, it's nice.
05:23What if she says, you brought me bread, you didn't bring me flowers?
05:26Oh, my gosh.
05:28Well, she better have a sweet tooth or what do you call it when you like bread?
05:31Bread tooth?
05:32What?
05:33She better have a bread tooth like when you have a sweet tooth.
05:36Is there a way to say that?
05:39No.
05:40Oh, my God.
05:41Oh, she's here.
05:42Oh!
05:43Do you see where he's at?
05:44Do you see the bread Joan?
05:45Oh!
05:46Is he crying?
05:47He's crying.
05:48She's smiling.
05:49Look at that.
05:50I love this.
05:51Hey, nothing gets some panties down quicker than crying at the airport holding a loaf
05:54of bread.
05:55Apparently.
05:56Oh, wow.
05:57You see that?
05:58Oh, my God.
05:59Oh, my God.
06:00Oh, my God.
06:01Oh, my God.
06:02Oh, my God.
06:03Oh, my God.
06:04Oh, my God.
06:05Oh, my God.
06:06Oh, my God.
06:07Oh, my God.
06:08Oh, my God.
06:09Oh, my God.
06:10Oh, my God.
06:11Oh, my God.
06:12Oh, my God.
06:13Oh, my God.
06:14Oh, my God.
06:15Oh, my God.
06:16He is like a big teddy bear.
06:17We're right here with you.
06:18Oh!
06:19We scared Rico off the couch.
06:20I'm sorry Rico, we're in love.
06:21Oh.
06:22You see the bread?
06:23Yes, I like it.
06:24Instead of holding a cardboard sign, you know?
06:25Oh.
06:26She was crying.
06:27She was crying.
06:28Oh, my God.
06:29Oh, my God.
06:30Oh, my God.
06:31Oh, my God.
06:32Oh, my God.
06:33Oh, my God.
06:34Oh, my God.
06:35Oh, my God.
06:36Oh, my God.
06:37Oh, my God.
06:38Oh, my God.
06:39Oh, my God.
06:40Oh, my God.
06:41I love you.
06:42She looked at it like I'm looking at it.
06:43Like, what the f**k is this and why'd you bring it?
06:44I would've had the same face.
06:45She wanted flowers.
06:46Like.
06:47But we ain't gonna talk about that, no judgement.
06:48She wanted flowers, she looked like, what the hell is this?
06:51I, I, right.
06:52It takes eight hours to make one loaf of bread.
06:54Yeah, and it takes two minutes to stop and get nice flowers, and it makes a better effect.
06:58But there's more love when... in a loaf of bread.
07:01I wish I could just take her back from this airport and go home to our own place.
07:07I want an apartment, and I just worry about, you know,
07:09being enough for her and this life being enough for her.
07:13So I don't know why he's feeling insecure.
07:15I mean, they've met before.
07:16Yeah, but I think it's different,
07:17because I think it's not, is he enough?
07:19It's, is this life enough?
07:20Oh, can he provide?
07:22Yeah, like, she's giving up her career.
07:24Remember, she's super educated.
07:25The words every woman wants to hear.
07:28I live with my mom, and I bake stuff.
07:32Panties down.
07:33Brr.
07:35Run to the moon, waiting for the morning.
07:37Run to the moon, oh, my heart is burning.
07:40Run to the moon, run to the moon, run to the moon.
07:43Amani and Mad, let's see how they're doing.
07:45And they're heading to Mexico.
07:46Oh, you know what?
07:47They are close to where we used to live.
07:49Yeah, I know, right over the border.
07:50Why didn't we know them when we lived there?
07:51That would've been fun.
07:54We're going to be in Mexico for two weeks,
07:56and it's the longest I've ever been without my babies,
08:00and I'm so, so sad.
08:02Oh, my god, sign me up.
08:03Yeah, there's no problem leaving your kids
08:05for two weeks at all.
08:06For vacation mode.
08:07If somebody is watching them that you trust
08:09and it's all good, I'm out.
08:12We're in vacation mode thinking about it.
08:14Ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:16The first half of the trip, we'll
08:17be spending some time in Ensenada.
08:19We'll be romantic, doing all these touristy things
08:22together.
08:23On the second part of the trip, we're going to Guadalajara,
08:25and that's where Ani's from and where she grew up.
08:28You know what?
08:29I'm really curious to see what her family thinks of this,
08:32because this drupal thing is not a common thing
08:33in Mexico at all.
08:34I'm sure they don't see it.
08:36It's not a good thing.
08:37Your dad and I, we raised six kids.
08:39How would you feel if we brought another woman in and said,
08:43this is your other mother.
08:44This is all of us together.
08:46I mean, honestly, I probably would have went with it,
08:48but it doesn't make any sense.
08:51You know, I was the oldest, so I had to help you out a lot.
08:54So I probably would have been like, we got some backup.
08:58Sponsor someone for the K-1 visa is a huge commitment,
09:02and because we have a family, the risks or stakes
09:05are much higher.
09:07Even if you didn't have kids, this is a big deal.
09:09It is.
09:10Well, they already decided they want to do it.
09:12This is just like the last stamp of approval
09:15if they want to do it.
09:15Oh my god.
09:18Don't get any ideas.
09:19I am your only one and only.
09:22There will be a time there was no more one on one.
09:25Like, how do we navigate that?
09:27Maybe there should be boundaries or rules, or I don't know.
09:30You're just talking about boundaries and rules now?
09:33It's about to be turned up.
09:35This is about to be messy.
09:36Watch.
09:37I know.
09:37I'm trying to think about his position.
09:39Is it a win-win, or is it a loss-loss?
09:41Oh my god.
09:41You just get out of here.
09:43I'm just trying to think for him.
09:45It's a win-win or a loss-loss, but I
09:47don't think there's in between.
09:48I want to make sure that they're
09:50growing their relationship, but there's a possibility
09:55where potentially Matt can develop stronger and stronger
10:00feelings for her.
10:01If a woman was touching my man like that, I don't.
10:04I'd go off.
10:05Yeah, I don't think I could do it.
10:07I mean, I'll be honest with you.
10:08I have brainstormed, what if we did it?
10:11And that's.
10:11Wait a minute, wait a minute.
10:14Not serious, but like, just thought it out of the blue.
10:17And I'm like, what if he's like, do you switch rooms?
10:20Or like, oh, you sleep with him tonight?
10:22And I'm like, I'd be pissed off the whole night, I feel.
10:25So I don't know if you remember, we
10:26had some friends that were in that swingers lifestyle.
10:30And I remember talking.
10:32And they got divorced because he fell for the other woman.
10:34Right.
10:35It always happens.
10:36But I remember talking to the wife before that happened.
10:40And like, that was the last step of like,
10:42trying to save their marriage.
10:45So you think they're on the rocks?
10:46Well, I don't know.
10:47I mean, I'm just saying.
10:48Interesting.
10:49This rarely, if never, works out.
10:51No matter what, we know going back from this trip,
10:53things are going to be different.
10:54What direction, we don't know.
10:56So that's the hard part.
10:58I've never seen anything like this in my life.
11:00I mean, 90 Day Fiancé just keeps giving us more and more tea,
11:03man.
11:04I just learned what a bottom was.
11:06You did just learn what a bottom was.
11:07Oh, now I'm learning what a truffle is.
11:10I can't even keep up.
11:11You're learning a lot.
11:12I love this stuff.
11:14Do you want to hold your bag?
11:15No, I'm fine.
11:17No, I'm fine.
11:19Try it.
11:21Ooh, what is that?
11:22Looks good.
11:23Oh, you would love it.
11:24It's a beignet.
11:25It's a sweet, powdery donut.
11:27Isn't beignet the toilet, too?
11:30That's a bidet.
11:31A bidet.
11:32OK.
11:35Watching Greg brings out the New Yorker in me.
11:38No.
11:38Get some coffee.
11:39Oh, coffee.
11:40OK.
11:41Get a coffee.
11:41Where is it from?
11:42Long Island?
11:43Wong Island.
11:44Long Island is different.
11:45Wong Island.
11:46Any word ending with R ends with an A.
11:49Water.
11:50Water.
11:50Where do you park your car?
11:52Near the water over there.
11:54Over there.
11:55Over there.
11:55My parents, they speak so good.
11:57They have it, but it's a little different.
11:59I'm a New Yorker.
12:00I'm not very good with accents.
12:02You win, honey.
12:10All right, Veronica, this time.
12:11Back in New Orleans.
12:12Yeah, this is definitely turning like some Bourbon Street
12:14action.
12:16Oh, that looks like me running.
12:18It does, except you don't run at all.
12:24Oh, we're in Louisiana.
12:26We're in New Orleans.
12:27We're in New Orleans.
12:28Yeah.
12:31I love this.
12:32Do you want to hold your bag?
12:34No, I'm fine.
12:36Try it.
12:39Oh, what is that?
12:40Looks good.
12:40Oh, you would love it.
12:41It's a beignet.
12:42It's a sweet, powdery donut.
12:46Make me hungry.
12:47Isn't beignet the toilet, too?
12:50That's a bidet?
12:51A bidet.
12:52OK.
12:54I really hope that all American snack and food do not
12:59taste and feel like beignet, because if that's the case,
13:02I think I'm going to gain so much weight.
13:04Welcome to America.
13:05That's it.
13:06That's it.
13:07That's what happens in America.
13:08You've got to be careful.
13:10Does a man playing a good old saxophone tune do it for you?
13:13It really does.
13:16Oh.
13:26Boner way.
13:27Oh, that's our way.
13:29We're heading there now.
13:30Let's go.
13:32It has a little crick to it.
13:34A little curve.
13:35A little curve to it.
13:37Would you see these in your country?
13:39Never.
13:40Not even the picture, like, nothing.
13:44Like the head.
13:45Or this you definitely have not seen in Tehran.
13:48Look at him looking.
13:49He's just, like, looking so serious.
13:51He's looking so serious.
13:54Oh.
13:54He's probably overwhelmed.
13:57Do you own any pasties?
13:59Don't you remember when you and I were together,
14:01at one point you bought me some rhinestone ones,
14:03but they didn't fit?
14:04Why?
14:04Because you got big ass nibbles?
14:05Well, not anymore.
14:06Now I bought small ones.
14:08You have?
14:08Yes, I have.
14:09That's disturbing.
14:10You can have that done.
14:11That is a thing you can make happen.
14:13When does the flashing stuff start?
14:16Tonight.
14:17I mean, like, do you count necklaces?
14:20Like boobie beads?
14:21I'm down to see.
14:23Some boobies?
14:24No, to see the environment.
14:25What, you don't see boobies every night?
14:27Nope.
14:28I'm kidding.
14:29I don't every night.
14:32I leave it mysterious.
14:36I went there for my 30th.
14:38Do people flash y'all or anything?
14:39Mm-hmm.
14:40We flash, too.
14:42Oh, wow.
14:42OK.
14:44That's a very touristy thing to do.
14:46Why flash your knees?
14:48I have always wanted to experience some boobie
14:50beads on Bourbon Street.
14:51You'd get more beads than anybody.
14:53Well, thank you.
14:54I mean, back then.
14:56Not now.
14:57I don't know.
14:57They're excellent now.
14:58I'm not saying that.
14:59It's a fresh set.
15:01I feel like I had sunglasses in Iran
15:05that I could see everything darker.
15:08But here, everything looks more colorful and livable.
15:14I told you 100 times, but I really
15:16feel like I'm still dreaming.
15:18I know.
15:20Man, I wish I could get that excited about some.
15:23You can't get excited about anything.
15:24I know.
15:25That's what I'm saying.
15:26I'm envious, man.
15:27Like, I wish I could just walk outside and be like,
15:28oh my god, everything looks so bright, and I feel so free.
15:31Go live in oppression for a while,
15:32and then maybe you'll be grateful for what you have.
15:35I did.
15:36It was called My Relationship With You.
15:39That is so rude.
15:43Ooh.
15:44Where are we?
15:45Ooh.
15:46Ooh, this is Tijuana.
15:48I just let her know that we just crossed.
15:52Woo!
15:53Viva la Mexico.
15:54They crossed the border.
15:55The trouble.
15:56Tijuana, Tijuana, Tijuana.
16:01That's where we first met.
16:03We met up in Tijuana.
16:04Oh, it was.
16:06Oh, that's true.
16:07Wow.
16:08See, you forgot.
16:09I remember this street.
16:11I think there is, like, a festival going
16:12on for the Day of the Dead.
16:14It's probably a party.
16:16I got this one for you.
16:19I got this one.
16:20Too much, like, my dress.
16:22Day of the Dead, they have a big, yeah, that's big there.
16:25Dia de los Muertos.
16:27Almost.
16:28Dia de los Muertos.
16:29That's what I said.
16:30Yeah.
16:31The Day of the Dead is the best holiday ever.
16:33And don't associate it with Halloween,
16:34because it has nothing to do with it.
16:35A lot of people get confused with that.
16:37What do the dead people do?
16:38Well, it's for the dead people.
16:40So the Day of the Dead is to honor
16:43the loved ones that have passed.
16:45Oh, OK.
16:46I always see that she puts effort into how she
16:49looks before she sees us.
16:50It's cute.
16:51She's always dressed up first.
16:52Because I know I do that, too, when I care, you know?
16:54I don't always put effort around you.
16:56Well, we're married for 10 years, so yeah.
16:59But you should always be on point.
17:03Annoying.
17:04Is this her?
17:05I thought it was the same girl from behind.
17:07They do look very similar, I think.
17:09Wow.
17:10She's got a bangin' body, too.
17:11Now you got bootylicious.
17:16Oh, here's Ani.
17:17Let's see what she's all about.
17:18Go ahead, girl, with that purple dress.
17:20Are those wings on her back, too?
17:22I have wings on my back.
17:23You know that.
17:24Wow.
17:25OK, Ani.
17:26I'm here for it.
17:27My name is Ani.
17:28I have 37 years old.
17:31I work in the strip club in Tijuana.
17:35Oh, girl.
17:36She's a stripper.
17:37Mom.
17:38Oh, she's a stripper.
17:40Here we go.
17:41Go ahead, honey.
17:42Go ahead and what?
17:42Say what you want.
17:43Please enjoy this show.
17:45I think we drove past that strip club.
17:47We didn't stop because there's nothing in there we like.
17:49But we drove by it.
17:52So many couples go to my job.
17:55But when I see them the first time, I say, oh my god.
18:02Should we start going to strip clubs?
18:03Just strip out right now and get out of this room.
18:06She just said a lot of couples come to the strip club.
18:10I thought about it.
18:10We never went to no strip club.
18:12And we're never going to.
18:14I'm not looking for anything there,
18:15but just as an experience.
18:17You know, you got to experience things in life.
18:21No?
18:21Do you want to sleep on the couch tonight?
18:23No, I don't.
18:25It's not a joke.
18:25I'll sleep here.
18:34But I feel nervous.
18:37I don't know.
18:38Girl, I would be, too.
18:40Cute outfit, though.
18:41I would be super nervous about that, too.
18:43Because it's like, they know each other front to back.
18:46Yeah.
18:47Like, and then you like.
18:48They have inside jokes.
18:48They have.
18:49You turn the toilet paper the wrong way,
18:51and they like it.
18:52Yeah.
18:53Like a rational human being.
18:55There's only one correct way.
18:56Which is?
18:56Over.
18:57Over.
18:58Yes, thank you.
18:59Pitsy.
19:01Oh, my god.
19:02I think the only place there's fire alarms for cooking
19:05is in the States.
19:06Huh.
19:07I just realized there's no smoke detectors in here.
19:09We could die.
19:12OK, a lot of these couples aren't on the same page,
19:14but we can usually read each other's minds.
19:16So what am I thinking right now?
19:17Um.
19:27Do you want to give me new glasses?
19:29No.
19:30You don't know me at all.
19:32OK, you think is what I'm saying.
19:34OK.
19:35Wait, I'm not thinking it.
19:37Oh, god.
19:38Let me think.
19:39You're vacant.
19:39All right, well, think something else.
19:41OK.
19:42Um.
19:50You're thinking about going to bed tonight.
19:52No.
19:54What?
19:55I think it'd be good to be a triple, maybe.
19:58Be a triple, maybe.
19:59Oh, my god.
20:01I was.
20:02It was just a thought.
20:12It's an awful baby.
20:18Mark and Amina in New Hampshire.
20:23We toured a house that looks just like the neighborhood
20:25we live in.
20:26Yeah.
20:27This was like a private.
20:28We didn't have a plane.
20:29Yeah.
20:30But we almost had a hangar.
20:31Yeah.
20:43She fed the baby bacon and hot dogs for breakfast.
20:45Is that what they eat in France?
20:47I don't know.
20:47I've never been to France.
20:48They gave me a croissant and hot chocolate for breakfast.
20:51Manuel eats hot dogs for breakfast.
20:53He does?
20:54Mm-hmm.
20:55Yeah.
20:56Cut them up and put them with the eggs and rice.
20:57Yeah.
20:58Really?
20:59Mm-hmm.
21:00OK.
21:07Oh, my god.
21:09Smoke.
21:09You always turn on smoke alarms everywhere.
21:11So not true.
21:12Everywhere.
21:13In our old condo, every day.
21:15Do you remember when I tried to make a steak?
21:18You remember?
21:19I came back home one time.
21:20I get out of the elevator, the whole hallway is smoke.
21:22Everything is screaming.
21:23And you saw the security guard.
21:25Yeah.
21:35You don't have a smoke detector?
21:36Oh, yeah.
21:37Just, huh.
21:39I just realized there's no smoke detectors in here.
21:41We could die.
21:45I almost did.
21:46I was going to, but then I got busy and getting you.
21:49You know, it's been 20 plus years since I raised a baby.
21:53So you got to expect a few things to slip
21:55through the cracks, baby.
21:57So if he's busy driving around politicians
21:59or flying around politicians, he can't hire somebody to come
22:02in and get what the baby needs?
22:04Well, he's an older man.
22:05Maybe he forgot about the high chair.
22:07Maybe he did forget.
22:08Let's give him a little grace.
22:09Give him a little grace.
22:10Mark is a real bachelor now, but he
22:13had a family and kids and stuff.
22:15What, he forgot everything so fast?
22:1720, 30 years ago.
22:23High chair, the diapers.
22:31You love a list, like.
22:32Well, yeah, he obviously needed a list
22:34because she told him the things.
22:35He didn't make a list.
22:36He didn't have any of the things.
22:37It's like y'all are always auditioning to be Santa,
22:39like checking in twice, like.
22:46You know, it's kind of more like convenience store.
22:49It's small.
22:53OK.
22:59Say what?
23:01Yeah, it's at the gas station.
23:02It's like a convenient gas.
23:03I believe the post office is at the end of it, like.
23:06Package store with liquor there.
23:08Gun store, tanning salon, birthday cake.
23:10Come on, Maria.
23:11You see?
23:16I don't think they have the lamb here.
23:18I don't, but we can check.
23:20OK.
23:21But glance.
23:22They might have meat.
23:23Otherwise, you'll starve to death.
23:25I'm not eating any meat from a place like that.
23:26Oh, 100% I would.
23:27Where we lived in La Mission, that's what we had.
23:30Yeah, but that's why we drove 30 minutes down
23:32to the nearest grocery store.
23:34He didn't want to drive today.
23:35I guess not.
23:38Oh, Maria.
23:38Hello.
23:39Hey, how you doing today?
23:40Good, how are you?
23:41Good, good, thank you.
23:42Find everything OK?
23:42I think so, but you didn't have any.
23:44You don't have lamb here, do you?
23:46Like lamb chops or anything like that?
23:48No, nothing like that.
23:49I didn't think so, but we were just checking.
23:52No.
23:52No.
23:57They don't have fresh mushrooms?
23:58No, but look at all that maple syrup.
24:00That looks legit, too.
24:01Oh, I thought that was liquor.
24:03Maybe that's what they're known for in that area.
24:04You can kind of get your wine, your lottery tickets,
24:06your fresh deer venison, like.
24:09Yeah, maybe you can get some venison there.
24:22Well, right now, he's striking out.
24:27She's not thrilled.
24:28So hopefully, something will change
24:30and things will get better.
24:31Maybe there's more exciting things to come.
24:34I would think there's like community centers now
24:36or what are they, like old communities?
24:38Don't they have like a meeting?
24:39Yeah, bingo's the answer.
24:40Bingo, yeah, something like that.
24:42Take her, take her there.
24:43Meet some people.
24:45Sophie is her daughter, but she's a teenager.
24:48I hope even she doesn't like me, she kind of
24:50sees that I'm trying to do my best.
24:52Look at his shirt.
24:53It's like the buttons always go down with each scene.
24:56Each episode, one more button opens.
24:59I feel you, I feel you, Sarper.
25:01Do you, Tequila, that buttons keep opening?
25:04When we go out, also my buttons open little by little.
25:09Mom, we have so many couples this season
25:11that really need our help.
25:14So together, you birthed me, mother.
25:17So together, we're going to do some love spell work.
25:21OK, so we're going to add a little bit of water first, OK?
25:26The water represents purity, cleanliness, all that jazz.
25:30We're going to add a little bit of salt for protection.
25:33Now we're going to add some rose petals.
25:34Why do you think we're adding the rose petals, mom?
25:36I don't know.
25:37For love, to keep the love alive.
25:39That's why we're adding rose petals.
25:40OK.
25:41You don't think it would help just to send these people
25:43a letter and wish them encouragement?
25:45And then we're going to add a little bit of hibiscus oil.
25:48Want to smell it?
25:49No, thank you.
25:50Smells good.
25:51Doesn't it?
25:51Yes.
25:52OK.
25:54And now we're going to go ahead and light the candles.
25:56OK.
25:58Yes, mommy, breathe into it.
26:00I'm breathing for me.
26:02Oh.
26:04And for the couples.
26:05Right, and for the couples.
26:06OK, so now it's time to do our chants.
26:08Our what, honey?
26:09Just joking.
26:11I'm just joking.
26:15I know.
26:19That's to wash our hands?
26:21That looks like a fountain.
26:22I mean, where are we?
26:24Oh.
26:25Oh, Sekinah and Sharper.
26:29Sekinah.
26:31God damn.
26:32I think that's their couple name, Sekinah.
26:33Sekinah, yes.
26:34Sekinah and Sarper.
26:36The legend continues.
26:37Oh my god.
26:38You don't like it?
26:39I literally can't.
26:41Today is the big day.
26:42We're finally leaving Istanbul,
26:44and Sarper is coming to the United States with me.
26:47Oh!
26:49Go get him, Sarper.
26:50We're watching you.
26:52Lucky for him, he doesn't have to do it on his own.
26:54No, he has a little partner to go with him.
26:57So you've got someone holding your hand, Sarper.
26:59Aren't you lucky?
27:00Yeah.
27:01I had to drive over.
27:02With truffles.
27:03With my little puppy.
27:04You weren't allowed.
27:07Babe, I want to talk to you really quick before we
27:09go about one thing.
27:11What's that?
27:12I just can't help but think about how
27:14bad it went with Shariah.
27:16Yeah.
27:17And I just can't go like that with Sophie, you know?
27:21If the daughter has talked to Shariah,
27:24she hasn't good, good things.
27:25No.
27:26God, he did the trifecta, a slut, a bitch, and a whore.
27:28That's what he called her, yes?
27:29Everything.
27:31If she doesn't like you, I can't marry
27:35someone she doesn't like.
27:36That's my daughter.
27:37What?
27:38The daughter, if the daughter doesn't like you.
27:40I heard her, but what are you going to do?
27:42Are you kidding me?
27:43Why'd you bring the damn man over here?
27:45I know.
27:45You don't get to marry him if she doesn't like you.
27:48I don't believe her.
27:49I think she would totally still marry him.
27:51Well, I think it's good for you to think about before we leave.
27:54You have to think about this stuff.
27:56OK, no problem.
27:57If she doesn't like me, it will be a touristic travel for me,
28:01and I will come back.
28:02That's how you think about it?
28:03You just said it.
28:04True.
28:05Look, but I will say, sometimes we say something like,
28:10Do we not outgrow that at some point?
28:12That it's no.
28:12Well, I don't think I have yet.
28:14Yeah.
28:15Like, I just hope we're not incompatible.
28:18And then, you know, if the guy's like,
28:19well, yeah, maybe we are incompatible.
28:21Like, no.
28:22You're supposed to be like, of course we are, babe.
28:35Well, he thinks he's something else.
28:37He does.
28:38He thinks he's a cold Pepsi, as you like to say.
28:39Yeah.
28:40And a bag of chips.
28:41And a bag of chips.
28:42Get the hell out of here.
28:43He sure does.
28:44I still cannot imagine Sharper being a stepdad.
28:48Here's the thing, though.
28:49Her daughter is, she's fully baked.
28:51She's on the cooling rack.
28:52The kid's like 17.
28:54She doesn't need a stepdad.
28:55Well, but see, I view that differently.
28:57Because she's at dating age, and you see the way he talks to you.
29:00That's true.
29:01Chloe would die laughing.
29:02Yeah, but Chloe.
29:03She would be like, you're a slut.
29:04Chloe grew up around two interesting parents.
29:06That's true.
29:07She's desensitized to a lot of stuff.
29:10True, true.
29:22Nobody ever cares about the man and his sacrifices.
29:26Don't even.
29:27Look at his shirt.
29:28It's like, the buttons always go down with each scene.
29:31Each episode, one more button opens.
29:34I feel you.
29:34I feel you, Sharper.
29:36For your tequila, that buttons keep opening.
29:38When we go out, also my buttons open little by little.
29:42Driving to the airport, everything is surreal.
29:47I have to be so excited I'm going to a new country
29:50with the girl I love to set up a new life with her.
29:53But I'm not.
29:55Because I'm leaving everything behind, including my parents.
29:58Yeah, but you got to.
30:00This is a great adventure.
30:01Yeah, it's a great adventure.
30:03And you'll be able to come back at some point to your parents.
30:06Try leaving four children and a grandchild.
30:10I remember when Manuel and I were deciding
30:12between the K-1 or the K-3 visa.
30:14Like, do I get married to him in Ecuador
30:16and bring him over or here?
30:17And I couldn't imagine myself getting married
30:19without you and daddy there.
30:20I remember that.
30:21Yeah, I couldn't.
30:21Like, I got to be there.
30:23You would die if Chloe moved overseas.
30:24I would just follow her.
30:25It's fine.
30:26I'd just go with her.
30:27I would just move too.
30:28It's OK, why can't I go?
30:29Do you know that lately she won't even
30:30take me to the gym with her?
30:31I don't blame her.
30:32Like, I'll be like, oh, I'm going to the gym at 530.
30:34You want to come?
30:35And she's like, sure.
30:35At 430, she's like, I'm going to the gym now.
30:37And I'm like, I thought we were going together.
30:39And she's like, yeah, we're not.
30:40You're embarrassing.
30:41Right now, I'm walking away from my parents,
30:44and it's so heartbreaking, you know?
30:48I wish I could take them with me.
30:52I hope that sacrifice worth something.
30:56I do too, Sarper.
30:59Oh my gosh, they look so sad right now.
31:01They do.
31:01Aw.
31:02I always think about, though, what
31:04if our kids do find somebody from another country?
31:07I do think about it.
31:08It's going to happen.
31:09I can't, like, be against it, because that's us.
31:11But it's something I really do think about.
31:13No matter where our kids go, we will be there.
31:17I agree, but it doesn't matter where.
31:19If they go to live in Wyoming, you're on your own.
31:22I can go for vacation.
31:24They go to Tijuana, on the other hand, I might follow.
31:29I have an impression that Jordan and me is a competition.
31:34No, it's not competition.
31:36She has concerns.
31:38Why is it concerns?
31:40You know why?
31:41Because you're the same exact age.
31:43We have a teeny tiny age gap, too.
31:45It was a little concerning for some people.
31:49So Sarper's giving up his bachelor pad.
31:50I feel like I already have my bachelorette pad of my dreams.
31:53Oh, none of my dreams, huh?
31:54Well, no, mine, like, you know, all my pink stuff.
31:56What if you really give up, though?
31:57He gave away his space to hide, his space
32:00to have some alone time, his place to keep wine
32:02bottles, and his black book.
32:04I mean, what would be your, like, bachelor pad?
32:06Well, I mean, I don't have a good space to entertain.
32:09I don't think he was entertaining.
32:10No.
32:11I think he was just sad to see his stuff go.
32:13He was entertaining one woman at a time, maybe two.
32:15He was definitely entertaining two women at a time.
32:17How else would he have gotten to 2,500?
32:18I'm surprised they're not in trouble, actually.
32:20Good point.
32:21Yeah.
32:22Go away, go away.
32:25Here we go.
32:27Where are we at now?
32:30This is the airport.
32:31Oh, we're back with Mark and Mina.
32:34It's gas station pasta, baby girl.
32:37It looks good, though.
32:38Gas station pasta with Mark and Mina in New Hampshire.
32:45Gas station pasta, gas station wine.
32:49Have you ever had gas station pasta?
32:52Not pasta.
32:53I've had those sandwiches once in a great while.
32:56I've had them in the past.
32:57I've had a hot dog.
32:59I think that's it.
32:59What are you talking about?
33:00These gas stations here have all kinds of food you eat.
33:03Cheese and nachos and stuff.
33:05Well, nachos, but that's not a meal.
33:08That's a snack.
33:09Ha, ha, ha.
33:12Finally, while she sleeps.
33:14Yeah.
33:15All right, come on.
33:16This is, like, centering.
33:17Remember centering?
33:18Yeah.
33:19Oh, go ahead in that yellow, girl.
33:21Oh, girl.
33:22He got himself a young one.
33:23He got him a hot one.
33:24I know.
33:26Go ahead, Mark.
33:27I'm not mad at it.
33:28Why does he have a shirt on?
33:30Because he's insecure.
33:31You're insecure about your dad, Bod.
33:34I got a grandpa, Bod, and he loves it.
33:37But you'd wear a shirt in the hot tub, too.
33:39Oh.
33:40I can't wait to take you to see the family.
33:43You know, I want you to see Jordan and talk with her.
33:46It's important to me that you and Jordan get along,
33:49and you're her stepmother.
33:50Oh, my god, that's so wild.
33:52That's her stepmother.
33:54Every family has issues, and this makes ours look normal.
33:59Here's a good rule of thumb.
34:01Your parents should never date anyone that listens
34:03to the same music as you.
34:04That's true.
34:05That's a good way to put it.
34:06I have a impression that Jordan and me is a competition.
34:11No, it's not competition.
34:13She has concerns.
34:15Why is it concerns?
34:17You know why?
34:18Because you're the same exact age.
34:20My kids had concerns, too.
34:22Yeah, it's only natural.
34:23It's natural.
34:24We have a teeny, tiny age gap, too, and it was a little
34:29concerning for some people.
34:31Her concern is just about, does dad
34:34really need to have more kids?
34:37Mark is in a tough spot, but he put himself there, you know?
34:41Imagine what happens when he asks about a prenup.
34:43Oh!
34:44Oh!
34:46I can't wait to watch that.
34:48Baby, I'm sorry.
34:49Don't cry.
34:52Oh, she crying.
34:53Oh, man.
34:54Always goes wrong in a damn hot tub.
34:57Just when I thought they was going to get
34:58in the water and have some drinks.
34:59Like, what just happened?
35:11No, no, no, no, no.
35:12Don't compare my daughter.
35:14This, my daughter, is not a snake.
35:16Oh, man.
35:18Mark, you better get angry.
35:20Calm down, girl.
35:21Bring it down.
35:22She's a little, she does need the champagne
35:25taken away from her.
35:26She don't have the authorization to come in your life
35:31and your relationship with me.
35:33She only wants to be sure I'm not making a mistake.
35:38It is almost like he's taking his daughter's side,
35:40and Mina is not liking this.
35:41How did he get into so deep of a shit so fast?
35:49Seriously?
35:52Oh, my gosh.
35:54He already can't sleep in his own bed.
35:57Right now, he's kicking back in that hot tub
35:59and thinking, God, I miss my retirement single days.
36:02Just, like, laying here, no problem.
36:04Really?
36:06I've been there.
36:09Go ahead again.
36:13Next time on 90 Day Fiancé.
36:16OK, next time on.
36:18Next time on, Mardi's coming home.
36:22I see boobs everywhere, like, boobs, boobs, boobs.
36:27Oh, it's too much for him.
36:29But he sure don't mind looking at them.
36:33Oh, my God, I can't wait to squeeze that booty.
36:38Hi, Greg.
36:41Hey, now's your chance, even if she yells.
36:44You ain't gonna get no booty.
36:46Your mama out there.
36:51Oh, my God.
36:53It's the thropple.
36:56Oh, man, that's too complicated for me.
36:57I have such a fucking great problem.
36:59I'm, you know, I'm a simple-minded guy.
37:01It's too much for me.
37:03Maybe I need to try that.
37:04I've never been in a thropple.
37:06Tim, you can barely handle one girl.
37:07You're right.
37:08I couldn't afford a thropple.
37:10You haven't answered my questions yet.
37:13What happened on the cruise?
37:14That's my private life.
37:16Always these girls grilling the guys.
37:19Say it ain't so, Juan.
37:20He has a baby.
37:22Oh, my God.
37:23This is getting crazy.
37:24It's so good, though, Branka.
37:26Oh, my God.
37:27And I know the perfect way to end the perfect bestie hang.
37:31Are you gonna start my car for me?
37:32No.
37:33I love watching here in our living room.
37:35We should do this more often.
37:37We should.
37:37OK, let me go finish this love spell.
37:40You want to come help, Mom?
37:41Oh, no, I don't do that shit.
37:42I'm going to get me some more food.
37:44I'll be thinking about you while the magic is brewing.
37:46Sounds good.
37:47Mm-hmm.
37:49Oof, that hot tub is heating up with Mark and Mina, huh?
37:53Oh, my God.
37:54Ridiculous puns.
37:55It's getting warm in there.
37:56So ridiculous with the puns.
37:58Yeah, Mark is in hot water.
38:00Oh, my God.
38:01OK, start with the puns.
38:04Ta-da!
38:06Oh, my God.
38:07You kept this?
38:08I use it all the time.
38:09Oh, man.
38:10The ice mask, it makes my face feel so refreshed.
38:13Uh-huh, it tightens everything up.
38:15Oh, my God.
38:16Where have you been storing these?
38:17In the freezer.
38:20Sounds like old lasagna, Ranga.
38:22It's not.