90 Day Pillow Talk The Other Way S06 E01
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00:00♪♪
00:04Hey, Elizabeth and Andre, we are headed your way.
00:07We go to the other way tonight.
00:09That's right. Come on, Andy. Let's go. Road trip.
00:11Can't wait to have you. You've never been here.
00:14It's your first time at our house. I'm so excited.
00:17Let's have a party.
00:18Let's do it!
00:19♪♪
00:23Well, I'll tell you what, I'm really excited to see Veronica
00:25and catch up with her.
00:26I haven't met Tim, so we'll see what that's like.
00:28You two better not flirt too much.
00:31Tim's on doubt the second that we hit these seats,
00:34but I cannot wait to see you guys.
00:36Eddie and Armando, we are almost in Mexico City.
00:39♪♪
00:43Don't forget, I like your beard.
00:47What do you say?
00:49She don't like that. She don't like that.
00:51Oh!
00:52Look like vagina shape.
00:55I do a lot of mining.
00:57I mine tourmaline, garnet.
00:59You can even find fossils.
01:00Oh, it's tourmaline.
01:02I don't know what that is.
01:03It's like an agate, I guess.
01:04A hooah? What'd you call me?
01:07So, I want to know about Inky now.
01:10No Inky.
01:11Inky?
01:12Inky.
01:13Inky?
01:14But it's spelled with a G, though.
01:15With an I-N-K-A?
01:16What type of hooked-on phonics is this?
01:18How you make a G a K? Where this is at?
01:21Could you date a dude named Inky?
01:23No.
01:24My little Inky Winky?
01:26With a itty bitty dinky?
01:28I really love you.
01:34You know, it's a big night tonight.
01:35Tim and Veronica are coming, so I'm excited,
01:37and I'm going to do a little platter.
01:38Yeah, you got to show out. You got to show out.
01:41Well, I'm a good host, usually.
01:42Oh, you made pico.
01:43I did. I know you like it.
01:44I love it.
01:45And I know they like Mexican food,
01:46so that's why I did this,
01:47and especially because I'm so excited
01:49for The Other Way tonight.
01:50The best show ever.
01:51Yes.
01:52It's our show, so that makes it very exciting.
01:54What do you want me to do?
01:55Anything? Nothing?
01:56Sure.
01:57Robert and Annie are coming over tonight.
01:59I'm so excited.
02:00It's their first time here at our house.
02:02Hello, babe.
02:03What are you doing?
02:04I'm cleaning the toilets.
02:05Can you do something more proactive?
02:07I'm going to go in the kitchen
02:09and get the snacks ready, then.
02:11You got to make that look nicer, though, babe.
02:13What's wrong with this?
02:14No, like, you got to play some,
02:15like, maybe, like, prettier.
02:17Babe, did you give him the gate code?
02:19I hear it. I hear the elevator.
02:21Oh, they're here.
02:22Let's go. Let's go get them.
02:23We'll bring that out later.
02:24I can't wait to see them. Let's go.
02:26Hey!
02:27Hey!
02:28Woo!
02:29Welcome to the house.
02:31Hey, hugger.
02:32How are you, man?
02:33Good to see you, bro.
02:34You, too.
02:35Wow!
02:36Hey, good to meet Armando.
02:37Hey, man.
02:38That's the craziest thing we've ever met.
02:40I feel like I know you.
02:41I feel like that, too.
02:42What's going on, bro?
02:44Welcome, welcome to our watch party.
02:47Watch party. Private watch party.
02:49All right.
02:50You got flowers for me?
02:52Oh, just for you.
02:53You shouldn't be so sweet.
02:54Yeah, both of us.
02:56Nice to be here.
02:57Finally.
02:58Your house sits down.
03:00Bro, it is a long journey.
03:02I'll tell you what Kenny did always say,
03:04Tim always sits like an old man.
03:06I feel like one.
03:08Tim finally got to meet Armando for the first time.
03:10I know.
03:11I know.
03:12That is wild.
03:13I mean, it's not,
03:14I haven't been out of the country in six years.
03:16Jeez.
03:17Last time I went out of the country was to meet Jennifer.
03:19All right, so who are we excited to see this season?
03:22Any hints?
03:23Oh, my gosh.
03:24I would like to see more of the Caribbean.
03:28What about you, babe?
03:29I want to see, like, Northern Europe.
03:31We haven't seen much of Northern Europe.
03:33Yes, we have, like, we have never seen that.
03:35Yeah, if it's, like, Norway or something,
03:37Iceland or something like that.
03:38Yeah, never seen that.
03:39What do you think?
03:40We need some Caribbean, too, because we're crazy.
03:42We're like, wah!
03:44Oh, my gosh, who made this?
03:45This looks great.
03:46What do you think made it?
03:47Just for you guys.
03:48Hey, there's the little plates.
03:50Okay, yeah.
03:51The cheese.
03:52Is that quesadillas?
03:53Quesadillas, pico de gallo, guacamole.
03:56I put the chips in the bowl.
03:58That's my kind of style.
04:00That's my style, too.
04:02The other way!
04:03This is six years!
04:05That's right.
04:06Let's watch.
04:07♪♪
04:11Okay, where we at?
04:12Who's first on the menu and what country?
04:14Where we at, baby?
04:16Oh, oh, a little BDSM?
04:19Okay.
04:20♪♪
04:25Wait, wait, wait, wait.
04:26What do we got going on here?
04:28Look at, tips perked up, finally.
04:31♪♪
04:33Who's that?
04:34Now y'all close your eyes.
04:35Who's that?
04:36Oh, there we go.
04:37Saw some naked men and who's that, huh?
04:40Okay.
04:41Oh, my God.
04:45You look so gorgeous.
04:48You are my secretary, right?
04:50Oh, no!
04:52Oh, no!
04:53Oh, no!
04:54I can't believe it.
04:56Last time we saw Safra was on Tello.
04:59My dude was actually calling me out, you know,
05:01like I told his girlfriend something over beer
05:03and he was like, yeah, we can meet after the studio.
05:07I was like, you little five-foot, you know?
05:10You're both alpha males and you're trying to, like...
05:13He's not an alpha male.
05:15What is your name? Tell me.
05:17What do you mean, what is my name?
05:19No, change your name.
05:20Let it be Samantha or Sharon, whatever.
05:23I would be Camilla.
05:25Oh.
05:26Because then you can be Cammy.
05:27Be like, oh, sir, you can just call me Cammy.
05:30Is it bad I thought of a girl, Bethany?
05:32That's your drag name.
05:34My name is Shekinah.
05:36I'm 41 years old and I'm from Los Angeles, California.
05:40My... is like...
05:42Statue of Liberty right now.
05:44I think he's borrowing some blue pills from Gina.
05:47Ah!
05:49What does that mean?
05:50Hard, hard, hard, like Statue of Liberty.
05:53I've never heard anyone refer to their penises.
05:56We'll leave it to the gay guy to know what he's talking about.
06:00Unfortunately, Tarper and I were really having
06:03a lot of financial difficulties in Turkey
06:05and I can't practice there as an esthetician.
06:08So I came back to the U.S. and I just kind of stayed.
06:12I've been here for about three months now.
06:15Whoa!
06:16Three months?
06:17What?
06:18I think that was the longest
06:19we were ever away from each other.
06:20You think Tarper gonna be waiting for her
06:22and don't have 2,002?
06:24No, Annie, you mean 2,502.
06:28Oh, my God, it's 500, too.
06:30Hell, yeah.
06:31Don't forget the 2,500 and two.
06:33Forget the 500.
06:36Is this the longest you've ever been faithful to someone?
06:39Yes.
06:40Yeah?
06:41And you're being 100% honest with me?
06:44110%.
06:46Liar!
06:47He don't look like you can believe him.
06:49I don't think I'd have an issue being with someone
06:52who had been with 2,500 women,
06:53if, like, he's like, I have found you
06:55and I am committed to you,
06:56but having to travel back and forth all the time,
06:59that's where the insecurity might creep back in.
07:03If I don't text you back for a while,
07:06what kind of a bitch you are?
07:08Oh, we're still...
07:09You already learned what this word meant.
07:11Really?
07:12I gave you a pass last year, Tarper,
07:13because you didn't know, but now you know.
07:15She always ask, where are you?
07:17What are you doing?
07:18She says, it's a normal question.
07:20I'm just curious.
07:21You are not curious.
07:23She's kind of interrogating me.
07:25I feel that.
07:27No, I don't. No, I don't.
07:29No, I don't.
07:30When you ain't in the house, I get to sleep and relax.
07:33That's what I do.
07:34Turn my TV up and just lay down and chill.
07:38And I don't got to worry about somebody telling me
07:40do this and do that.
07:42Dating someone in his 40s
07:43who's never been in a serious relationship
07:46and has literally slept with thousands of women
07:49has been full of challenges.
07:51And being a part of that relationship
07:53has been full of challenges.
07:55And being a part has only made it harder.
07:58So it's time for us to be together again.
08:01I'm sorry, but it is a red flag.
08:02If you get to a certain age
08:03and you've never had a serious relationship.
08:05Or they're like almost 38
08:07and only been married once when they were 20.
08:09I know.
08:10And can't keep a relationship to save their lives.
08:12I know.
08:13Or they've never been married
08:14and they're like almost 50.
08:17I'm not almost 50.
08:24Where we at?
08:25Are y'all feeling this beat?
08:26I feel like I need a bongo.
08:28Take it to him, take it to him.
08:29We're watching The Other Way.
08:31I'm sitting with my two favorite gays.
08:34What do you say?
08:35I like playing with some hay like a horse
08:37because you know, of course.
08:42James, what's in the tree?
08:44James up in the tree.
08:45Oh my God, it's a monkey, a monkey.
08:47He like hide places.
08:48You know, I do that when I was little.
08:50I always in the tree.
08:51My mother get out of there.
08:53My name is James, I'm 33 years old
08:55and I live in New Gloucester, Maine.
08:58I currently work for my family's business
09:00as an elevator mechanic.
09:02It requires me to have a very specific skill set
09:06because it's one of the top 10
09:08most dangerous jobs in the world.
09:10Top 10 most dangerous jobs.
09:11I think that deep sea fishing is like the most dangerous job.
09:14I don't have my phone.
09:16Oh, I didn't think this was.
09:18Roofers.
09:19Roofers.
09:20Oh, you know what?
09:21That makes sense.
09:22I had a good friend.
09:23My dad fell off a roof actually.
09:25Was a roofer and he fell off the roof.
09:27I mean, I did find another one.
09:29It does say logging workers.
09:31Logging, is it from 1928?
09:33I know.
09:34How do you think that gets me?
09:36I know, but they have machines that do that now.
09:38It's not like two dudes in plaid shirts.
09:40I mean, you don't know.
09:42My father himself got distracted
09:44and had an elevator run over two of his fingers
09:47and chopped them off
09:48and he had to go to the hospital and have them summoned back on.
09:50Ooh, oh no.
09:52I don't want to hear this.
09:53You know what's crazy about that?
09:55When I was a little kid,
09:56there was a guy in the meat market
09:58who cut his finger off by accident.
10:00He put it back.
10:01Yeah, no, actually he hanged it up in the meat market.
10:03Ew, stop.
10:04He chased all the little kids around the meat market with his finger.
10:06I'm very outgoing, but at the same time I love
10:09just being able to go get lost in the woods.
10:11I do a lot of mining.
10:14I mine tourmaline, garnet.
10:16You can even find fossils.
10:17Oh, tourmaline!
10:19I don't know what that is.
10:20It's like an agate, I guess.
10:21Ahula?
10:22What did you call me?
10:24It's just a really fun thing to do on the weekends
10:26with Mitalia, my wife.
10:29Duper fun.
10:30Oh, Mitalia?
10:31Wife, wife.
10:33So they're already married.
10:35My name is Mitalia, and people call me Tata.
10:38I'm 27 years old.
10:40I'm from Silacap, Indonesia.
10:43Have we been to Indonesia before?
10:45No, I've never been to any Asian countries.
10:48No, I mean we as in the audience.
10:50Oh.
10:51Have they ever been on the show?
10:52Oh, you asked me.
10:53Kenny hears we and thinks it's all about him.
10:56You see that?
10:58Mitalia is an amazing woman, but she is a very jealous woman.
11:02She's told me several times,
11:04you ever cheat on me, I will take your d***.
11:10She said she's gonna take your d***.
11:12Well, maybe he has a nice d***,
11:14but she just wants to take it with him.
11:15Oh, you're thinking about his d*** now, huh?
11:17Oh, d***.
11:18I don't need to hear all this, but okay.
11:21Being here in Maine is really hard for me
11:24because James work a lot, so I've been lonely.
11:29And since I got here, I have so many health issues now.
11:33I have something on my throat.
11:36I can't even swallow.
11:37I've got a lot of headache.
11:39If I can't swallow, that's not like a serious thing
11:42I'm gonna go get that looked at.
11:44Looks like you swallow a lot.
11:46I can swallow just fine, but I'm saying if I could.
11:49We heard.
11:50We have to get to the bottom of this.
11:52It could be something serious, and we don't know.
11:55So me and James are moving to Indonesia.
12:00Oh, they're moving back to Indonesia.
12:03I know why. Health insurance is cheap.
12:06Her health is the most important thing to me.
12:10So as hard as it is for me to accept,
12:13I do support Natalia's decision to move to Indonesia.
12:17It's all gonna be hard. It's just gonna get harder,
12:19and it's gonna get harder before it ever gets easier.
12:22But I mean, they gotta have elevators in Indonesia, right?
12:25But he works for the family business,
12:27so, like, is he gonna do that?
12:28Danny done lost two fingers, now he's losing his son.
12:31Lately, I've been feeling even more like a kid
12:34because a couple months ago,
12:35I sold my house and moved back in with my parents.
12:39I live with my father with my twins after that.
12:43You're too old for them.
12:44I wonder if he watch cartoons with Tidy Whities
12:47or eating a bowl of cereal.
12:49You guys, I just realized we didn't show you
12:52the rest of our house.
12:53Let's go upstairs.
12:54Let's go take a tour.
12:56You just showed me a kitchen you didn't even cook.
13:00And you can go first. I don't want Andrea asking my face.
13:04So, as you guys reach the top of the steps,
13:06you'll see our loft area towards the left.
13:09It's nice here. It's very beautiful.
13:11There's a kitchen up here, too.
13:12There's a lot of kid toys, so don't mind the kid toys.
13:15So, this is my half-bathroom where I come to get away
13:19when I just need a moment to breathe,
13:21and it also has really good acoustics.
13:23It's the other way, and I feel okay.
13:27The other way.
13:31Yay!
13:34We ate the bathroom, and we're going to make some guns.
13:40This is our bedroom.
13:42This is where we usually watch the show.
13:45It has, like, magic happening.
13:47This is where we wrestle all the time.
13:49Like, we're just not wrestling anymore.
13:51Look, my bed inside.
13:53Yeah.
13:55Let's go watch. Let's go watch. Let's go watch.
14:01Okay, where are we now?
14:02It looks like South Carolina.
14:04That's a palm tree.
14:05It looks like South Carolina.
14:07I reiterate, it looks like South Carolina.
14:10Flight from Savannah, Georgia, to Shanghai, China, is all set.
14:15All right, it's time for me to go.
14:19What is happening? You guys, what is happening?
14:21That is an adult hand, and that is a child's toy.
14:25I know a lot of grown men that collect these things.
14:28Are they single, or are they in a relationship?
14:30They're married, actually.
14:32Annie, can you imagine walking in the house, and Robert's like...
14:34Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
14:36Ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:40I've been waiting for this moment.
14:42Mwah, mwah.
14:44I'm Josh, I'm 47 years old, and I'm from Bluffton, South Carolina.
14:49From South Carolina.
14:51South Carolina, yes!
14:53See, I am a Carolina girl.
14:55I know my place.
14:57What? I didn't get it.
14:58It's South Carolina, it really was South Carolina, I was right.
15:00All right, cool.
15:01I was right.
15:03See how he conveniently missed when I was right?
15:05Well, when you're screaming like a hyena in my ear,
15:08I can't figure it out, my brain scrambles.
15:12Growing up, I've always been a big kid at heart, I guess you could say.
15:16Lately, I've been feeling even more like a kid.
15:20Good morning.
15:21Good morning.
15:23Because a couple months ago, I sold my house
15:25and moved back in with my parents.
15:27I wonder if he watched cartoons with Tidy Whitey
15:30so I eat in a bowl of cereal.
15:32I live with my father until my 20s after that.
15:36You're too old for that.
15:40I'll be right back.
15:42Oh boy, he's got his headphones.
15:44I have a condition called mesophonia.
15:47It's basically the hatred of sounds.
15:50Mesophonia?
15:52Josh can't be around you.
15:54No.
15:55That sounds like a river in Egypt.
15:57That's Mesopotamia.
15:59Mesopotamia, okay.
16:01And it's not a river, it's just a place.
16:04And he's a smart one, right?
16:11About three years ago, I was on a language app,
16:15and I was trying to learn Mandarin,
16:17and Lily was trying to learn English.
16:19I saw her profile, a couple photos, and I said, she's cute.
16:23Hey, I'm Lily.
16:25Well, hello, Lily.
16:27Hello, Lily.
16:28Lily pad.
16:29She's from China?
16:30First time I see somebody from China.
16:33Yeah.
16:34No, no, we had Johnny.
16:36You forget I like your beard.
16:40But you say, not sexy, honey.
16:45She don't like that.
16:47Look like vagina shape.
16:51You look weird when you don't have a beard, too.
16:53Beards definitely are the makeup of men.
16:55You like mine.
16:57You like Tim's?
16:59It probably makes him look better than what he would look without it.
17:01Truly.
17:02He has such a baby face, like he needs the beard.
17:07When I met her, I knew this woman was special,
17:10and I did not want to let it go.
17:13That's when I proposed to her.
17:15Oh, my God, she looks like she was about to fall.
17:16I thought the same thing.
17:18I got so nervous.
17:19We ended up going to Vegas, and we got married.
17:23And now, in two weeks, I'm going to be moving out to China
17:27to live the rest of my life with Lily.
17:30And play with my little toys.
17:32Don't forget your toys.
17:33Eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww.
17:43Damn, what the hell?
17:44Everybody lived there?
17:45Nobody moved out?
17:46Goddamn.
17:48No man living home.
17:51Playing me a little song, huh?
17:53Of course.
17:54You're getting better.
18:00Priorities.
18:01Oh, my gosh!
18:04I always wanted one of those.
18:06So you're both hopeless romantics.
18:09So here's the scenario.
18:11What if there's no fairytale ending?
18:15You sold your house.
18:16Yeah, I sold my house.
18:17You got rid of all your furniture.
18:19Yeah, I literally gave all my furniture away.
18:21Oh, that's why he lives with his parents.
18:22He sold his house.
18:23That makes sense, yeah.
18:24Oh, that's good.
18:25I feel better about him now.
18:26It's kind of weird for two men sitting in one jacuzzi.
18:29Yeah, it's a little weird.
18:31Right?
18:32I agree.
18:33Hey, they're brothers, though.
18:34They can get away with it.
18:35I am on a spousal visa.
18:37After five years, I could request a 10-year resident visa.
18:42But until I have that,
18:43I am not allowed to legally work.
18:46What would you do for five years?
18:48Oh, I could find something to do for five years.
18:51Play games.
18:52Yeah.
18:53Lamb it.
18:54Yeah.
18:55And he plays.
18:56He's going to be assembling his little blocks.
18:58He can sell his toys.
19:01He can pawn his toys.
19:03If they're, like, collector's items.
19:05He ain't got nothing to play with.
19:07I'm going to need to rely on Lily 100%
19:10for language translation.
19:13You know, she's going to be the only person I have.
19:16How long have you been married?
19:17That's on you, my friend.
19:18You could have been studying that Mandarin.
19:20I don't know.
19:21I feel like Mandarin's got to be a really tough language to learn.
19:23Do you not remember when I was in college,
19:24I tried to learn Japanese, but it was an immersion class?
19:27I didn't know you in college, so how would I remember that?
19:29Because I've told your stories.
19:30Oh.
19:31But it was an immersion class, and, like,
19:33I did not survive immersion.
19:36Oh, yeah.
19:37Like, the first day, they're just speaking in Japanese.
19:39They immerse you.
19:40And I was like, I'm not prepared to be immersed,
19:42so I did not learn any Japanese.
19:44I've been immersed here for a long time,
19:46and I haven't learned shit.
19:49Well, I want you to find that magical relationship
19:52you've been looking for.
19:53And I think that hopefully this is it.
19:56Well, then you better be a real good husband.
19:58Get ready.
19:59And lay some real good pipe.
20:00So rude.
20:04Really?
20:05How he going to leave that?
20:06Annie, I don't even think he going to be missing out on anything,
20:08because I don't think he working right now anyway.
20:10He just playing toys.
20:13You guys watch me.
20:14This is how Mommy's going to make some money for us.
20:16Come on.
20:18Oh, my God.
20:19What the hell is she doing?
20:21That sock's dirty, though.
20:25Y'all, you know what I'm dying to do while we're here?
20:27What?
20:28I want to go dancing.
20:29I haven't been dancing in so long.
20:30Well, hey, you came to the perfect place.
20:32There's a lot of places we can go to.
20:33Will you, like, come practice with me?
20:35Let's see if I still have the moves.
20:36Salsa?
20:37Yeah, let's salsa.
20:38Get to it.
20:39Let's salsa.
20:40What are you shaking your head at?
20:41Yeah, you too.
20:42Start out.
20:43Tim, let's get up.
20:44You dance, too?
20:45Yes.
20:46No, I don't dance, bro.
20:47Well, I know you don't dance, but you're going to dance now.
20:49Come on.
20:50Come on.
20:51Oh, my God.
20:52Get up.
20:53Get up.
20:54Come on, Grandpa.
20:55Get in there.
20:56Oh, and then we can do it.
20:57Hold on.
20:58Do you know this spin?
20:59I like this spin.
21:00Ooh.
21:01Ooh.
21:02Yeah.
21:04OK, don't crash into your dance partners.
21:05This is all we're doing.
21:06Oh, OK.
21:07Move your butt.
21:08Move your butt.
21:09Whoa, whoa, whoa.
21:10Hey, there you go.
21:11OK.
21:12Wait.
21:13Easy.
21:14Wow.
21:15I think we're done.
21:16Well, we crushed it.
21:17Yeah, y'all crushed it.
21:18I can dance with all of you at the same time.
21:19It's fine.
21:20We're good.
21:21Gotta get my groove on.
21:22Three gays and their beard.
21:24You guys watch me.
21:25This is how Mommy's going to make some money for us.
21:26Come on.
21:27What is this?
21:28Oh.
21:29Oh, new pants.
21:30She has a Sphinx cast.
21:31OK.
21:32Oh, my God.
21:33What's going on?
21:34She's shaking her ass.
21:35What the hell is she doing?
21:36Her sock's dirty, though.
21:37Oh, shit.
21:38She's lit.
21:39Oh, shit.
21:40Oh, shit.
21:41Oh, shit.
21:42Oh, shit.
21:43Oh, shit.
21:44Oh, shit.
21:45Oh, shit.
21:46Oh, shit.
21:47Oh, shit.
21:48Oh, shit.
21:49Oh, shit.
21:50Oh, shit.
21:51Oh, shit.
21:52What the fuck is she doing?
21:53What is she doing?
21:55And from here, you can do a little booty shake.
22:01What is she doing?
22:02She's teaching twerking.
22:03Guys, where have you been?
22:04Y'all don't do this?
22:05You don't.
22:06How do you twerk on a bed?
22:07Armando, you don't teach Kenny how to twerk?
22:09No, but the legs look not sexy.
22:11But with the socks and everything?
22:13Yeah.
22:15It really helps open one side of the pelvis
22:17if your baby's a little lopsided in there.
22:19The doctors are going to want you to think
22:20that you need to lie flat on your back.
22:22That's good for making a baby,
22:23not good for having a baby.
22:25Oh.
22:26She's teaching women how to give birth.
22:28I did those moves every night before Winston.
22:31You stretch your legs like this and push it out.
22:35Yeah.
22:36Good for your pelvis.
22:37Very good.
22:38Yeah.
22:39You can really get a lot done from this angle here.
22:41So get down.
22:43Look, we do it in yoga.
22:44It's called a malasana squat.
22:45That's right.
22:46You do yoga.
22:47Whoa.
22:48Whoa.
22:49You hear those knees crack?
22:50Uh-huh.
22:51Uh-huh.
22:52All right.
22:53Good job.
22:54Good job.
22:55Now let's see you squat.
22:56No.
22:57Drop it down low.
22:58We won't be able to get back up.
22:59I won't.
23:00My name's Corona.
23:01I'm 30 years old, and I currently live in Philadelphia,
23:04but I'm originally from Dallas, Texas.
23:06All I know about Philly is those yummy
23:09cheesesteak sandwiches, yeah?
23:11But you know what?
23:12New York pizza is better,
23:13and definitely New York cheesecake is way better.
23:16Oh, OK.
23:18I am trained as a doula.
23:19I've given birth coach classes online,
23:22helping many different people through their labor process
23:25and hopefully have a natural birth.
23:27My wife did a natural, by the way.
23:29You've been in the house?
23:30Not in my house, but the boss.
23:32No.
23:33Oh, my God.
23:34Yeah.
23:35Easy.
23:36I'm crazy.
23:37You had us thrown.
23:38If you're imagining taking the biggest poop of your life,
23:41is this how you're going to take it?
23:43Who poops like this?
23:44You know that it is actually,
23:46the healthiest way to poop is like this.
23:48Well, you know what?
23:49Here's a funny story.
23:50They sell a stool.
23:51He bought it.
23:52I bought it.
23:53It helps you, yeah.
23:54But it just got in the way.
23:55He used it, like, twice.
23:56Let me tell you, it comes out easier.
24:00But I don't think you're up this high
24:02like you're having a baby.
24:03Well, no, no, no, no, no.
24:05I'm moving to Iceland in just under two weeks
24:08to be with my man, the love of my life, Inky.
24:13Iceland?
24:14I don't think we've been to Iceland either.
24:17There are all kinds of new countries.
24:19What's his name, Inky?
24:21Inky.
24:22Call him Inky while he's stinky?
24:25We met about a year ago when I went on a trip to Iceland.
24:29We went on a date the next day.
24:31Sparks were flying.
24:32Good morning, baby.
24:33Good morning.
24:34Could you date a dude named Inky,
24:35no matter how hot he was?
24:36Are you going to introduce Inky to your parents?
24:39Yeah, better than Winky.
24:40I mean, they may hear Winky.
24:42Inky, Inky.
24:43My little Inky, Winky.
24:45With a itty bitty dinky.
24:49Tits, go get your sister.
24:51Tell her it's bath time.
24:53Tits?
24:55Oh, tits and tricks.
24:57Tits and tricks.
24:58It sounds like cereal, doesn't it?
24:59Yeah.
25:00With marshmallows.
25:01I currently have a spot in the UPenn grad school
25:06for midwifery in the next coming months.
25:09But I am foregoing that opportunity to move to Iceland
25:13and to hopefully go to midwifery school there.
25:16But that is not a guaranteed spot.
25:18I don't know that if I got into UPenn
25:20that I could turn that down.
25:21I'd be like, let me just go ahead
25:22and get my education and graduate,
25:24and then I'll head over to Reykjavik.
25:26Yeah.
25:27If she gives all this up for Inky,
25:29she's going to end up resenting him.
25:31Yep, because then he's going to be stinky
25:33and she's going to be broke.
25:34I know I am making a big commitment,
25:36and so I really, like, I hope he is as committed
25:39to this relationship as I am.
25:45Oh, she's making them sweaters.
25:47Oh, my God, she's huge.
25:48They're going to be cold to him, obviously.
25:50I think Corona is in love with the vacation life.
25:54She go there, see the nice places,
25:56and she think all the time going to be like that,
25:59but life is not like that.
26:00No.
26:01One of the things I'm doing is I'm getting my nose done.
26:04And Sarbert has actually designed a new nose for me.
26:07Like, how weird would it be if your boyfriend
26:09came with, like, some graph paper and a protractor
26:11and was like, hey, I've been working on this for a week.
26:14I got you a perfect nose.
26:15Yeah, like, hey, this will look great on you.
26:20I think I would be a very good doula.
26:22Actually, I would think I'd be a good surgeon in general.
26:25You give good back massages.
26:27You say you want to be a doula,
26:28so that mean you want to get on all fours
26:30and open up dogs now?
26:31No, I would be a good...
26:32I would be a good...
26:34Are there any men doula?
26:35That's actually a good question.
26:36Yo, that's what that is.
26:37Get down and drop it like it's hot.
26:39I've never seen a man doula, but...
26:41Go, Andre. Go, Andre. Go, Andre.
26:43No, I can do it.
26:45Come on, baby.
26:46I was instructing you how to do it.
26:49Yeah, you were.
26:50Andre do that...
26:51He's going to make a lot of people excited.
26:54Oh, hell, yeah.
26:56We're looking at him already.
26:57I don't want Robert to get jealous.
26:59No, I won't.
27:00I'll do this.
27:02Here we go, gentlemen.
27:05Yeah, I'm going to need a big one
27:07to keep listening to Veronica.
27:08You don't even drink.
27:09You don't even drink.
27:10Yours is a girly temple.
27:11Okay, no.
27:12These are Pamplemousse spritzers.
27:13Wait a minute.
27:14This looks the same as y'all's.
27:15No.
27:16Don't try to trick me.
27:17We put a little lime on it,
27:18so that we would know...
27:19All right, well, cheers.
27:20Cheers.
27:21Salud.
27:25Okay, where are we now?
27:26Is that China?
27:27That dress looks phenomenal.
27:28That dress looks phenomenal on her.
27:32Look who it is.
27:33It's your friend Stella.
27:35Hi.
27:36Hey.
27:37Stella.
27:38Stella.
27:39There's another Stella on the show.
27:40There's another Stella on the show.
27:41She's like, where?
27:42Where at?
27:43Today I'm meeting with two of my best friends,
27:45Josh and Wendy,
27:46and we are going to the dog groomer
27:48to get my gorgeous miniature golden doodle groomed
27:51because Adonis is going to Turkey with me.
27:54Did you bring truffles?
27:55Like, when you first moved,
27:56you brought truffles with you?
27:57Yep.
27:58She drove cross-country into Mexico.
28:00I remember seeing her in the car.
28:02I feel like that's the sign.
28:03Like, when you bring your dog,
28:05that's, like, more important than anything else you can pack.
28:07Then you know it's a commitment.
28:09It truly is.
28:11Can he move here?
28:12Well, you know how I feel about marriage.
28:15I never have really wanted to get married,
28:17but I feel like I could take that step with him.
28:20So we applied for the K1 visa.
28:23Oh!
28:24The K1 visa.
28:25Yeah.
28:26Oh, he's coming, bro.
28:27You ready?
28:28Yeah.
28:29You going to meet him?
28:30I already manifest me going to Telo,
28:32and I'm going to see him over there.
28:34So when you go back to Turkey, what do you do there?
28:36What do I even do?
28:37What is your dating system?
28:38One of the things I'm doing is I'm getting my nose done.
28:41Finally.
28:42It's been bothering me forever,
28:44and Sarber has actually designed a new nose for me.
28:48What?
28:49What?
28:50Oh, my God.
28:51I just got a head rush.
28:54I mean, you can change a lot about the body.
28:56What about the soul?
28:57Can we change something about her character?
28:59Because when I met her at the Telo,
29:01she was not giving me good vibes, I'm telling you.
29:03Like, how weird would it be if your boyfriend
29:05came with, like, some graph paper and a protractor
29:07and was like, hey, I've been working on this for a week.
29:10I got you a perfect nose.
29:11Yeah, like, hey, this will look great on you.
29:14Babe, you look so stressed.
29:16Well, it is stressful.
29:18You're a jillion miles away.
29:21I haven't met this guy.
29:22He's a stripper who's slept with 2,500 people.
29:25I'm supposed to sit here and act like it's no big deal.
29:28He's going to control the center of your face right now,
29:31and you're ready to marry this guy?
29:34She already has a great nose.
29:36Why is she messing with it?
29:37Even if I loved my partner, I would,
29:40it's not even a distrust.
29:42I just could never let someone design my body for me.
29:45No.
29:46Could you, like, if I told you how to do something
29:48on your face?
29:49No, I couldn't do it.
29:50No.
29:51You could change.
29:52You could change it on Kenny.
29:53No, I'd make his ears smaller, but only because he says
29:56he's aging, and they grow as you age.
29:58So that way they grow.
29:59Oh, you got those Keebler elf ears?
30:01When you grow older, your ears and your nose always grows,
30:03and your lips get smaller.
30:06I'm the one that wants this surgery, and I trust him.
30:10You can change an outfit.
30:12You can change your hair color easily.
30:13Agreed.
30:14The middle of your face, you can't change that easily.
30:17Good luck, Shekinah.
30:19Get your nose done.
30:20It's perfect.
30:22Do you really mean it?
30:23I know you don't.
30:26I'm actually excited to hear that Shekinah
30:28wants to get married to Sarper.
30:30Let me tell you, I think as weird as they are,
30:32I'm always rude for them.
30:33Yeah.
30:34And he likes what her name rhymes with.
30:36Wait, wait, wait.
30:37Foshina.
30:38Shekinah Foshina.
30:39And Sarper rhymes with?
30:41Larper.
30:42He would totally be a larper.
30:43Larper, Sarper.
30:44Tim used to larp.
30:45I did everything to ensure that I would not get p****d.
30:49Like, every nerdy thing you can think of.
30:51You're still doing that.
30:54Ow!
30:55Oh, my God.
30:56Everyone, what is happening?
30:59P****.
31:00Booby traps.
31:01I don't think anything's wrong with him.
31:03He was just waiting for the right person.
31:05Moving to Iceland, we're a virgin.
31:07He's not a virgin.
31:09Hi, Grandma.
31:11Grandma, you're too old to be a virgin.
31:13Grandma, you're too old to know about that.
31:15It's very hard to find a virgin, man.
31:17They owe you.
31:20I remember that tell-all meeting you were at.
31:22Everybody was kind of progressively not feeling Shekinah
31:26throughout the day, but you actually stood up for her.
31:29I felt bad for her.
31:31I reached over and held her hand a few times
31:33because I could tell she was upset.
31:35And Andre did go for her.
31:37He stood right over Shekinah and was, like,
31:39kind of saying, you guys are toxic.
31:41He said, explain to me why me and my wife are toxic,
31:44and he couldn't tell him.
31:45That's my Moldovan accent.
31:46Tim's accent almost sounds Irish.
31:48That's my Moldovan accent.
31:50Andre did not want to be talked at.
31:52He says, I'm here to judge you pretty much.
31:54He didn't want to be judged.
31:56Remember, you got judged for calling me Daddy.
31:58Yeah, you guys were holding hands.
32:00I don't know what happened backstage.
32:02Right, with all the Daddy talk.
32:04Yeah.
32:05We were just excited to play with each other.
32:07Well, it looked like you were a little more excited.
32:09We were getting a little slutty out there.
32:10Yeah.
32:11But you were, too, so what are you talking about?
32:13I just thought he was my side bitch.
32:15Yeah, my dad made sure to remind me
32:17the next time I saw him.
32:19Oh, really?
32:20His dad's worried I'm going to be the new daughter-in-law.
32:23Yeah.
32:29Oh, I was like, who is this?
32:30It's another couple.
32:31Oh, boys.
32:33Oh, it's Corona.
32:34Oh, no, it's Corona.
32:35I thought she was in Philadelphia.
32:37Yeah, what happened?
32:39Oh, she said she was from Dallas.
32:41Oh, yes.
32:43My relationship with my family has gotten better
32:45as I've been an adult.
32:47I think the further away I move,
32:49the closer we get together, oddly enough.
32:51I've been waiting to tell them my plans of moving to Iceland.
32:55I'd rather just rip that Band-Aid off in person
32:58I'd rather just rip that Band-Aid off in person
33:01and then kind of skedaddle.
33:03I think this is the best way to do this kind of news.
33:07Sometimes not, because think about it,
33:09when you rip a Band-Aid off, you break off the scab,
33:12you know, you got to do it slowly and feel gentle.
33:15You have to bring water.
33:17So I want to know about Ingi now.
33:19No Ingi.
33:20Inky?
33:21Inky.
33:22Inky?
33:23But it's spelled with a G, though.
33:24With an I-N-K-A?
33:26What type of hooked-on phonics is this?
33:28How you make a G a K?
33:30So how you say grape over there?
33:32Grape.
33:34Wow.
33:35Grape.
33:36It's I-N-G-I, but the G sounds like a K,
33:40so it's Inky.
33:42Inky, stinky, winky.
33:44Oh!
33:45Inky, stinky, winky.
33:47Stinky, winky, same thing.
33:49How many girls have said that to you?
33:50Stinky, winky.
33:51I've heard.
33:52But me and... I'm clean.
33:56So there's something I have to tell you guys.
34:00I'm moving in less than two weeks.
34:03Moving where?
34:05To Iceland.
34:06Girl, please.
34:08Where you going, girl? Iceland?
34:10Did you do a background check on him?
34:12No, because I don't know his name.
34:14What's his last name?
34:16What's his last name?
34:18You seen the face, yo?
34:20Can you background check somebody from another country?
34:24I don't think that's possible.
34:25You good?
34:26You ain't background check.
34:27I background check.
34:28You ain't background check no big guy.
34:30I check the social media, family,
34:32see who was going to see his dad and everything.
34:34That ain't background check.
34:35That ain't no background check.
34:36I'm talking about straight, like,
34:37government background check.
34:39That's not possible.
34:40Come through with this paperwork.
34:41You can't do that,
34:42because the United States ain't gonna sell me out like that.
34:44What if he has a wife?
34:46He doesn't have a wife.
34:47He's never even been in a relationship before.
34:50What?
34:51What's wrong with him?
34:52Why he ain't had no relationship?
34:54Something might be wrong with him.
34:55I don't think anything's wrong with him.
34:57He was just waiting for the right person.
34:59Moving to Iceland, we're a virgin.
35:01He's not a virgin.
35:03Grandma, I want to know.
35:05Grandma, you too old to know about that.
35:07Why he have to be virgin?
35:09It's very hard to find a virgin, man.
35:11They all youth.
35:13I love this family.
35:14I love this mama.
35:15I love this grandmama.
35:17They are giving her the business.
35:19You don't know that he ain't a killer.
35:21He's not a killer.
35:23Everybody on the news,
35:24they be like, ain't nothing wrong with him.
35:26They always show pictures smiling,
35:28and then their ass is dead.
35:30A killer virgin.
35:33My mom said the same thing about you.
35:35She thought you were gonna kidnap me.
35:36How many days have you spent over there in a row?
35:39Two weeks.
35:40And he was nice the whole time?
35:42Did you pop off at him?
35:43I did not.
35:44I've been soft partnering him.
35:46What is soft partnering?
35:47Is this like soft parenting, gentle parenting?
35:50Maybe mom's saying she hasn't brought the real her out.
35:53Yeah, because I don't gentle parent,
35:55and I certainly don't gentle partner.
35:57This person he's in love with,
36:00it's not the real you yet.
36:05I said that for you, about you.
36:07When you popped off the first time, I was surprised.
36:09Are you a spicy Latino?
36:11Yes.
36:12And I didn't see it for a little while.
36:14And all of a sudden, something came out,
36:15and I'm like, who the hell is that?
36:16That's your man.
36:20This season on 90 Day Fiancé, The Other Way.
36:23Oh, okay.
36:24Okay, this season on, okay.
36:27Oh, my God, we're in France.
36:29Whoa!
36:30The Turks say word!
36:32Oh, my gosh!
36:34Statler and Dempsey.
36:36I don't think it gets any butter than this.
36:39Anyone French looking at me?
36:41They're good.
36:42Whoa!
36:44She ain't butter.
36:46I couldn't tell if it was butter or cheese.
36:48Oh, my gosh, why would she do that?
36:51She might as well eat...
36:53Oh, that hurts.
36:54Coin massage.
36:55It will make you feel better.
36:57God.
36:58Oh, no, no, no.
37:00What is this?
37:01Torture.
37:02This is spousal torture.
37:04That's not good.
37:05That's not a massage.
37:07After this, you'll be farting and burping.
37:10What?
37:11I don't think that's a desired outcome of a massage.
37:13No.
37:14No.
37:16Oh, my God.
37:18I will teach you how to eat it.
37:20Come here.
37:21No, it looks like the worst... I've ever seen.
37:24Oh, that's...
37:25Is it like an animal penis?
37:27I would assume so.
37:28Is really a penis?
37:30Last night, we go to dinner.
37:33Money, 500.
37:35I know you love telling me how much money you spend.
37:38I don't want to be reminded every day
37:40how much money she spends on me.
37:42She the one with the money.
37:43She can say what she want.
37:44Could you imagine if I did that to you,
37:46telling you every day?
37:47Well, I kind of do, though.
37:48You kind of do.
37:49What did she say?
37:51You made me believe that you weren't seeing other people.
37:54No.
37:55Who?
37:56There's another woman?
37:57The fact that Sarper didn't want me to go meet
37:59with the woman that messaged me
38:01makes me want to hear what she has to say even more.
38:04What if she's pregnant?
38:05Ted, don't say that.
38:07He just wants what he wants,
38:09and he feels like he might not get it,
38:11so he spirals.
38:16It's just like, what's so wrong?
38:18I had more faith in him and his tiger move.
38:21I just, he's not going to get it right
38:23the first time he tries to be in a serious relationship.
38:26Like, there's no way.
38:28Dude, this season is going to be epic.
38:30I'm telling you that.
38:32I'm excited for this.
38:33I'm excited to see Corona.
38:36I'm excited to see James.
38:38I'm excited to see Josh go to China with Ling.
38:41Dattler and Dempsey are back.
38:43Oh, that's true.
38:45Thank you guys for coming to Mexico City.
38:47Thank you guys for having us.
38:49Long overdue.
38:50I can't believe you guys had never met.
38:51I know.
38:52That's the highlight, man.
38:53I had to finally meet you.
38:54Seriously.
38:55He wanted to look you in the eye.
38:57Frick us up.
38:58I'm about to go to the bedroom and get a nappy.
39:00No, you're not.
39:01Absolutely not.
39:02We got to keep this party going.
39:03Uh-uh.
39:04Let's keep this party going.
39:05If he doesn't go to Mexico, we're going.
39:06Hey, this was so fun having you here.
39:08Thank you for coming.
39:09Just because the show's over doesn't mean our party has to be over.
39:12I have an idea.
39:13Let's go downstairs and eat some butter.
39:15What do you think?
39:16Oh, no.
39:17No, you can go eat butter by yourself, bro.
39:19Woo!
39:20The other way from here and...
39:21Mexico City!
39:23All right!
39:24To Mexico!
39:26Viva la Mexico!
39:30The fun's just starting.
39:32Tranquila.