Denise Richards and Her Wild Things S01 E02
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00:00Well look, have you seen any of your mom's past work?
00:07I've seen one movie she's been in.
00:10What was that?
00:11Drunk Dead Gorgeous.
00:12That's the only movie you've seen of mine?
00:13Yes.
00:14Really?
00:15Yeah, you never let me home, Jenny.
00:17But you're older now.
00:18I feel like I'm older, but now I just...
00:20You don't want to.
00:21I don't know, it's a little weird.
00:23What about...
00:24I like watching the stuff you do, but...
00:25You know it was the Bond girl.
00:27Yes.
00:28You didn't watch my James Bond movie?
00:30What was it called?
00:32Wild Things?
00:33No.
00:44Oh, s*** balls.
00:45Too much?
00:46No, it's alright.
00:47Oh, it feels good though.
00:49A little deeper.
00:50Go deeper!
00:52This is tiring.
00:53Wow.
00:58I remember Erica Jean.
00:59She touched her lats when we were at a premiere.
01:03Do you remember that?
01:04And she was like, Aaron, you have really good lats.
01:07Do you remember that?
01:08I don't remember that, honestly.
01:10How do you not remember if someone...
01:11Because I cut out all those people.
01:13Oh, f*** babe.
01:14F*** chopped them in half.
01:15I would remember that if it were me.
01:18I was actually impressed that she pointed out your lats.
01:22Do I have good lats?
01:23You have amazing lats.
01:25What did you notice when we first started dating?
01:27Your penis.
01:29That's good to know.
01:30I told you that.
01:31I saw it through your f***ing jeans.
01:33The first thing, like, that bothers you?
01:36No, it doesn't bother me.
01:38Would you rather me say, you know what, the thing I didn't f***ing notice was a small-ass penis?
01:44You had me thinking about your penis.
01:46Now I forgot what I was going to say.
01:48Is that all I need to do?
01:49I'm just joking.
01:51Oh, this is too heavy for me.
01:53You're not going to do it.
01:54I don't want to break my f***ing back.
01:55Let's go a little lighter.
01:56I don't want to see my back broken after all this s***.
01:59I mean, Sam and Lola are not speaking still.
02:02Still not good? I thought they patched it up.
02:04I think you genuinely need to work on how to talk to someone, Sammy.
02:07You are such a bitch, dude.
02:10Don't call her dude. She's your sister.
02:13I think you're actually worse than I thought.
02:15I don't know what to do.
02:17What about Al?
02:18I think Al could be a great mediator.
02:21Yeah.
02:22My nephew, Al, he's kind of like a big brother to the girls.
02:27I love you.
02:28I love you too.
02:29He lived with me on and off up until even like a few years ago.
02:33I think he would be great because Al, obviously, he's been through a lot of s***.
02:38He has struggled with drug addiction on and off for quite a few years since he was a teenager.
02:43But this is the longest stretch I have ever seen him really clean and like really healthy and good.
02:50So I'm just very proud of him.
02:52And he's close to the girls.
02:53So I think he could talk to them where it's not their mom saying things.
02:58Wait, didn't Al sell?
03:00Yes.
03:01So Al needed money and he sold your stuff.
03:03Al stole a bunch of handbags.
03:05He was dumb enough to post it on Instagram and said I'm the new Louis Vuitton rep.
03:11Do you think he can?
03:12Yeah, I mean, that's their cousin and he's so much older than they are.
03:16I was so pissed.
03:17I actually drove to pawn shops and found my handbags.
03:22At the end of the day, it's just stuff.
03:24It's just stuff.
03:25And family is family.
03:26And family is family.
03:29Is it me or is it hot in here?
03:30I'm f***ing sweating.
03:31Babe, it's 100.
03:32Can I see you sweating your balls off?
03:34You're looking at it right now.
03:47Never wait a mile when you're looking top tier.
03:51Hi, welcome to a six-star hotel.
03:53Table for two, please.
03:55Hi.
03:56Hi.
03:57How are you?
03:58It's so good to see you.
03:59I miss you.
04:01I miss you, too.
04:02I miss you.
04:03You look so good.
04:04Really?
04:05Yeah.
04:06I like those pants.
04:07They're my daughter's.
04:10The first time I met Tori was on Beverly Hills 90210.
04:14And then Tori and I, we would just see each other at different events or shoots that we had.
04:20We actually got to know each other, I would say, in the last 15 years.
04:25Hey, guys.
04:27Ready for some drinks over here?
04:32Okay, I'll have vodka.
04:33All right.
04:34Awesome.
04:35I'll get that started.
04:37Oh, wait.
04:38Do you have bread?
04:39Bread?
04:40Yeah.
04:42Would you prefer garlic bread?
04:43Oh, okay.
04:44In the next year or something, I should have garlic.
04:46See you right back.
04:47Yeah.
04:48So you're single now.
04:49Do you have a date?
04:50No.
04:52I think your divorce came at such a great time.
04:55It was the right time.
04:56The right time.
04:57Did you ever miss him there?
04:59I really miss someone fixing shit around the house.
05:04Aaron's the only one I've ever been with that could screw a light bulb in.
05:08It can't have just Charlie screwing in a light bulb.
05:11Nope.
05:13How many orders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
05:18I think I was a little more handy than he was.
05:21Yeah.
05:22Yes.
05:23I grew up with my father who could build houses.
05:25How's your dad?
05:26Oh, he's gone.
05:27I miss him.
05:28I'm going to tell him you said hi.
05:31You know that a hairdresser a long time ago wanted to set my dad up with your mom.
05:38Nope.
05:39Didn't know this.
05:40You didn't?
05:41My dad was so intimidated.
05:43I mean, they'd be cute together.
05:45And I'm like, Dad, please.
05:46How great would that be?
05:47We could have been stepsisters.
05:49That's a show.
05:56And were you ladies ready to order some more food?
05:59Can I please get the heirloom tomato?
06:02Flatbread?
06:03Sure.
06:04I'll have the charred octopus.
06:05Charred octopus.
06:06Thank you so much.
06:07You're welcome.
06:08Here, cheers to your new single life.
06:10Cheers.
06:11Meeting someone with a big penis and that you can have fun with.
06:14I love your show.
06:16And have anal sex because I heard your little podcast.
06:20Didn't even mean to start the podcast.
06:24You know, I was like talking about anal sex with William Shatner.
06:28And like, I mean, his voice saying, and you touch up the clitoris.
06:32I was like, whoa, this is mind boggling, but I'm so here for it.
06:36You're so funny.
06:37Then, I do look at the comments and I'm like.
06:40Don't look at the comments.
06:42I can't not.
06:43They're like, your daughters are going to read this.
06:45You know what?
06:46Your daughters have read other s**t.
06:48You know, that's the least of your worries.
06:51Just like me with my kids.
06:53When we were on all the tabloids, the girls were too young to even read them.
06:58And I really wanted our home to be our sanctuary.
07:03We're older, older.
07:04To look back and, wow, my mom, she was her true authentic self.
07:10And I really applaud her for that.
07:13As they're getting older, they're like, why didn't you tell me this, mom?
07:17I said, what am I going to say?
07:19You girls were young.
07:20What am I going to say?
07:21The truth?
07:22No.
07:23Anyway, I'm excited for you with your new show.
07:25But, I was like, how come she hasn't asked me to be on it?
07:29She doesn't want me on there.
07:32Will you come on my podcast?
07:34Yes.
07:36Of course I will.
07:37All right, ladies, food is ready.
07:40Thank you so much.
07:42Appreciate you.
07:43I used to be so jealous of you.
07:46No, it's true.
07:47For a scene?
07:48Because I was on and off with Pat.
07:53Actually, I call him s**t face.
07:55Wait, no, no, no.
07:57You call him s**t face and I call him shriek babe.
08:02He said he was dating you.
08:03Yes.
08:04And could not see me.
08:05And I was very jealous.
08:07I've known Patrick Muldoon since I was 19 years old.
08:12That's a very long time.
08:13Should I call him?
08:14Yeah.
08:16We were together, I would say, for, oh, s**t, almost five years, maybe.
08:22Shriek babe, I'm here with Tori.
08:24She doesn't believe the name we call each other.
08:27Can you tell her what that name is?
08:29We call each other s**t face.
08:33I told her that you and I, even though we were hooking up and whatever the f**k,
08:39you did tell me at one point you couldn't anymore because you were dating Tori.
08:45Yes.
08:46You know, T, I don't remember the 90s.
08:48I remember both of you, but outside of that.
08:53I feel like validated that you said we dated.
08:57We did on my part, but I didn't think you felt that way about me.
09:00I love you, T.
09:01Love you.
09:02Okay.
09:03I love you guys.
09:04Bye.
09:05Bye.
09:06That was life changing.
09:07Like a man stopped singing Denise Richards for me.
09:08F**k this.
09:09I don't.
09:10I just wanted a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
09:12I'm fine with this.
09:28I'm so excited.
09:29I know.
09:30Me too.
09:31Hello.
09:32You look so cute.
09:33How are you?
09:34I feel like we're always late to raves.
09:35I know.
09:36We literally have like 20 minutes to get ready.
09:39Come in.
09:42Riley.
09:43Hi.
09:44Nick.
09:45Hi.
09:46How's it going?
09:47It's good.
09:50I don't know where to put everything.
09:52Hola.
09:53Hola.
09:54Como estas?
09:55Hola.
09:56How are you guys?
09:57Are you excited?
09:58Taco Tuesday.
09:59So excited.
10:00It's Taco Tuesday.
10:01Excited to cook up some dinner.
10:02Oh my gosh.
10:03I need to be on everything duty tonight with like our colors, the alerts.
10:06Oh yeah.
10:07Code green is if someone's yakking.
10:08No, that's code.
10:09No, code green is weed.
10:10Code green is if there's like a weed spell.
10:11Okay.
10:12Code red is vomit.
10:13Vomit.
10:14Do you guys want water?
10:15No.
10:16Yes.
10:17Oh, f**k.
10:18We should have brought Narcan.
10:19Oh, they definitely, they have it there.
10:20So, I had a talk with Sammy.
10:22She's not going to see me the way that I see her without the Lord in her, like working
10:28on her heart.
10:29You guys are so different.
10:30I cannot understand my way of thinking.
10:32A lot of people say it's surprising that I'm a woman of God.
10:37I actually saw an article that said Lola, an apple that fell far from the tree or something.
10:43Sometimes I get super like amped up when I'm talking to my mom and Sammy.
10:47So, I called my dad for a while and he really helped me.
10:50He's so good at like helping my brain.
10:52I don't know because he's so logical.
10:54He understands how your brain works.
10:56Yeah.
10:57He's so honest.
10:58Is it supposed to burn?
10:59No.
11:00It's actually burning so bad.
11:02It's not supposed to burn at all.
11:03Lola and I are so different from each other.
11:06I'll never understand it.
11:07Look how cool this strainer is, by the way.
11:10I think the only thing we have in common.
11:12We have nothing in common.
11:14Is that we're in the same family.
11:16Besides the fact that we're related.
11:18What did you do today, Lola?
11:20So, I woke up.
11:22That's a good start.
11:23I talked to the Lord.
11:26All day I woke up and I was like I'm going to the beach today.
11:29But it was so gloomy and I was so upset because I swear God told me to go.
11:33And we see this couple having like the prettiest like light up picnic.
11:37So, I think that was God telling me I'm going to have that someday.
11:40That was my sign that I got from Jesus.
11:44I knew of God, but I didn't actually live with him in my heart until I was like 18 and a half.
11:50I raised you Catholic.
11:52I think you girls forget that.
11:54Your sister went the other way.
11:55You went that way.
11:58You look so cute.
12:00Oh my God.
12:01This is so cute.
12:02I know.
12:03We made this up the last one and I thought like it like.
12:04I love it.
12:05It lowkey like tied into the outfit.
12:06I would say in the past year, religion has been very, very important to Lola.
12:13God understands me.
12:14That's all that matters.
12:15Yeah, that's so true.
12:16And he has my back.
12:17He's like my armor.
12:18I feel like everything I do, she's like judging me because I'm not a woman of God.
12:22She thinks I believe in Satan and it's just like, it's kind of a lot.
12:26People who haven't been to a rave don't realize like this is wearing too much clothes.
12:29No, this is modest.
12:30We have seen like butthole out, nips out.
12:32I feel like this is conservative.
12:35Thank you so much, Jesus, for my beautiful friends being able to come here and eat tacos
12:40on Taco Tuesday.
12:43We can be on the railing.
12:44Do you want to go first?
12:45Wait, these are actually really good.
12:48Yes.
12:51You're glowing.
12:53Amen.
12:56We're so late.
12:57It's literally 7.
12:58I know.
12:59Sammy, go, go, go.
13:01I'm so excited right now.
13:02For your taco?
13:03Yes.
13:24Hello.
13:26What up, beautiful?
13:27Hey.
13:29What are you doing?
13:30I'm just driving.
13:31Hi, Al.
13:33What up, beautiful?
13:34Hi, Lola.
13:35Hi, Lina.
13:36I just talked with your mom.
13:38That's kind of why I was calling.
13:39Just because of everything that's going on with you and Lola, we just really wanted to
13:44get you guys back together.
13:46Are you open to that?
13:47Yeah, I'm just like warning you.
13:49Like, it might turn into like a huge fight.
13:52Are you open?
13:53Like, I'll bring Lina with me so we can like meet up.
13:56I think talking to her with all of us is going to be really good.
14:00Okay, I love you.
14:02Love you.
14:03Okay, I love you guys.
14:04Bye.
14:25I am so excited.
14:27I am filming with Tori Spelling for her podcast.
14:31Hi.
14:36So excited to have you.
14:38I'm so excited to be here.
14:40Gee.
14:41Look who I found.
14:42I love your set.
14:43This is so amazing.
14:45Hi, how are you?
14:47Oh my gosh, this is going to be so fun.
14:49It's going to be super fun.
14:50I love this, that it's like in a bed.
14:53How did you even think of having it in a bed?
14:56Because the first episode where I was announcing my divorce and everything, I was so nervous.
15:01And I was just like, came and sat in the bed, legs crossed, and I was like, okay, let's do it here.
15:05Are you serious?
15:06I love that.
15:07So we don't do any intros on the show, so we'll just start talking.
15:10Hi.
15:11Hi, honey.
15:12How are you, T?
15:13Can we talk about OnlyFans?
15:14Yeah.
15:15Because I thought you were going to f***ing join it.
15:17I know.
15:18Why not?
15:19I don't know.
15:20What the f*** are you waiting for?
15:21I'm not sure.
15:22Ruthanne?
15:23She says no.
15:24You have nothing.
15:26Do I do topless?
15:28Yeah.
15:29But I already have it out there because I did the f***ing Playboy.
15:33Your tits are out there.
15:34They're not.
15:35Oh.
15:36Well, you might as well have them out there.
15:38If someone wants to see my boobies and see me naked, I'm like, f***ing fake you.
15:43I knew Tori's podcast was a little risque.
15:48Have you had sex since, T?
15:50You're my fans.
15:52Well, you'll cut that out if you don't want it out there.
15:54Yes.
15:55That's good.
15:58I love that she's very open and honest.
16:00No matter what the circumstances are, it's not easy going through a divorce.
16:03Fair.
16:04Erin and I went to dinner with you and Dean, and it wasn't that long ago after.
16:09And Erin and I, we were so surprised.
16:12That was our last date was with you and Erin.
16:15Oh, really?
16:16It's hard enough going through a divorce, no matter who you are.
16:19But Charlie and I notoriously went through one of the most public Hollywood divorces.
16:26I was on the cover of a tabloid two years straight, every single f***ing month.
16:32And I know there's not a lot of tabloids now, but back then there were.
16:36But it was not easy.
16:38Here's what I'm going to say.
16:41You lost Luke.
16:43Shannon recently.
16:45Life is f***ing short.
16:46Yep.
16:47Be you.
16:48And embrace yourself.
16:50And don't worry what people f***ing say.
16:59Oh, God.
17:00Oh, my God.
17:01At least mine didn't fall.
17:03I am so glad it wasn't mine.
17:05Oh, my God.
17:06And it's yours because it's your f***ing show.
17:09Should we order for Sammy and Lola right now?
17:11Um, yeah.
17:15I'm not really worried about talking to them.
17:17They're sisters and they're just going to figure it out.
17:19If we can lead a horse to water, I'm pretty sure me and you can make it drink it.
17:23Loli!
17:24What up, beautiful?
17:25Lola!
17:26Is that Willow?
17:27Yeah.
17:28Oh, boy.
17:29I'm sorry.
17:30It's going to save us.
17:31It's going to save us.
17:32It's going to save us.
17:33It's going to save us.
17:34It's going to save us.
17:35It's going to save us.
17:37It's going to save them.
17:39It's going to save you, too.
17:40Come on, Lola.
17:41OK.
17:42Let's go over here.
17:45Your mom is so crazy.
17:46This town has 13 dogs?
17:47No, it's the same.
17:52Lola, how are you, beautiful?
17:53There's so many people here.
17:54I know.
17:57Thank you so much.
17:58Let me just break this off, so you guys just feel better about your guys' relationship.
18:09There's always going to be issues in our family.
18:11I'm really happy to have you guys together, and that's like the main thing that I want.
18:15Finding a resolution right now between what makes you guys comfortable is where it's at.
18:23Do you not agree that you love your sister, and you just want her to treat you in a different way?
18:29I tell you that.
18:30I love her a lot, and I wish that she talked to me.
18:32Okay, why are you saying that to Al?
18:33I'm right here.
18:35I don't know what to tell you.
18:36You chose to date someone in my friend circle, so I don't know what you want me to do.
18:40You dated my ex-boyfriend's best friend.
18:42But you didn't have a problem with it.
18:43You never told me.
18:44I did have a problem with it, and I did tell you, and you didn't care.
18:46Please chill out.
18:47You know I'm not doing anything.
18:48Can she chill out?
18:49Don't tell me to chill out.
18:50I'm literally in my f***ing face.
18:51I'm not doing anything.
18:52I'm genuinely sorry for hanging out with someone who's flirting.
18:55Is it worth your sister's relationship or not?
18:57It's not worth it.
18:58But when you came in my friend group, and you took my friend and dated him for a year,
19:02and I wasn't allowed to talk to him, it affected our relationship too, because you got jealous
19:06all the time that he would talk to me, when that was our friendship before you even dated.
19:10I just wasn't comfortable with you being touchy with him.
19:12You guys are very flirting.
19:15There's a line that like-
19:16I would never do that.
19:17Are you still gonna hang out with him?
19:19No.
19:21If your friends are hanging out with him, what do you want me to do?
19:22Run away from him when he's there?
19:24I asked her if she could stop hanging out with my ex, because I thought it was really
19:28weird, and she chose him over me and still does.
19:31If it was a random guy, like I completely get it, obviously, but it wasn't.
19:36It was like one of my best friends.
19:37You know what, I pause.
19:38Okay, look, in the spirit of getting past all of this bulls***, right?
19:42I know you guys are both hurt, but we need to come to some sort of conclusion.
19:46Okay, well I'm just gonna say this.
19:48I didn't intentionally mean to actually hurt you that fast, because I really do love you.
19:53And I know that right now you don't feel that way, because you're hurt by me, and I'm genuinely
19:57sorry.
19:58Like, I don't want to make you feel like you're unworthy, because that's not how I am.
20:02That's not how God would want me to make someone feel.
20:04So I am sorry.
20:05I appreciate you apologizing, and I am sorry for saying things that have hurt your feelings.
20:11I understand.
20:12I appreciate you apologizing.
20:13Yes, we both feel the same way.
20:14Okay.
20:15And hopefully, I know, time will heal it.
20:18Okay.
20:19We'll keep it simple, and it'll take me a very, very long time to be able to actually,
20:23like, truly want to be best friends again.
20:25Me too.
20:26Okay.
20:27But at least you guys are working on it.
20:28Love you.
20:29Say I love you.
20:30Love you.
20:31Say I love you.
20:32I love you too.
20:33Good job.
20:34I still have hope that my relationship with Sammy is gonna get better, because she said
20:37I love you, which she does not say.
20:40That is hard for her to say to me.
20:41Smile on your face.
20:43Smile.
20:45I'm proud of you.
20:48Next on Denise Richards and her wild things.
20:51If I could do this, you girls can do it.
20:54Guys, I'm scared.
20:56Not seeing a lot of climbers with boobs.
20:57I thought he said boobs.
20:59I really need your help to plan Godzilla's memorial.
21:02This is his ashes right here.
21:04Oh, God.
21:05Oh, no.
21:06She dropped Godzilla.
21:07This'll be interesting.
21:08F***.
21:09It really hurt my feelings.
21:12There was a shift in our connection.
21:15How do I say this?
21:17I love you.
21:18I love you too.