The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon - Season 12 Episode 78 -
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00:00From Studio 16, Rockefeller Center in the heart of New York City, it's the Tonight Show
00:13starring Jimmy Fallon.
00:15Tonight's joined Jimmy and his guests, Kate Hudson, Jeff Sousa, Kate McCrae, comedians
00:25and feature queen, legendary Ruth.
00:29Catch that train!
00:31And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
00:38Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:41Oh, oh, oh!
00:43Oh, my!
00:44Wow!
00:45You look amazing!
00:46Welcome!
00:47Thank you!
00:48Welcome!
00:49Welcome, welcome, welcome!
00:50Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome!
00:51Thank you!
00:52Thank you!
00:53That's what I'm talking about!
00:54That's what I'm talking about!
00:56That's right!
01:01Oh!
01:02Welcome, everybody!
01:05Sit down, enjoy yourself.
01:06We got to get this show on the road.
01:08Some people have a plane to catch.
01:10Welcome to the Tonight Show, everybody!
01:13Thank you for being here!
01:14Let's get to some news.
01:18Guys, eight years after the epic concert disaster that was Fyre Fest,
01:23tickets just went on sale for Fyre Fest 2.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Tickets are now on sale and some cost up to $1 million.
01:34Even the people who invested in Hoctua Crypto think this is a bad idea.
01:39Do you remember the meal from the first Fyre Fest?
01:42Look at this.
01:44That was the meal.
01:46Don't worry.
01:47This time it's going to be different.
01:48The cheese will now be completely melted.
01:51But Fyre Fest creator Billy McFarlane seems pretty optimistic this time around.
01:55Watch this.
01:56We might have a professional skateboarder do a demonstration.
01:58We might have an MMA champion teach you techniques in the morning.
02:01You say we might have.
02:03Are any of these for sure pads?
02:05Are they booked?
02:06So I think what makes Fyre so cool is that we are selling the experience of Fyre.
02:11I want to be one of the first festivals I can sell out with no artists.
02:14But you do have them booked?
02:16We're announcing the artists over the next few months.
02:19So I'm not in charge of booking the talent.
02:24So the answer is no.
02:25No one is booked.
02:27It's like if Coachella promoted their festival with this.
02:30TBD, TBD, TBD, TBD, TBD.
02:36Some political news.
02:39There is mass confusion among federal workers after Elon Musk said that he was giving them
02:43another chance to justify their jobs or be fired.
02:47But the White House is now saying that responding to Elon's request is voluntary.
02:54It's confusing.
02:55When you walk into the White House and say who is in charge,
02:57everyone just shrugs like they're working at LIDS.
03:05Meanwhile, everyone's talking about this.
03:06Yesterday, Trump was photographed with what looked like a giant bruise on his hand.
03:10Take a look at this photo.
03:13Either that's a bruise or he was testing different makeups at Sephora.
03:21It's not great when you have the same medical symptoms as a banana, you know?
03:29Meanwhile, I saw that Joanne Fabrics is going out of business and closing all of its stores.
03:34Yeah, now your mom knows how your dad feels about Hooters going bankrupt.
03:39Well, some entertainment news, you guys.
03:41Last night was an all-new episode of The Bachelor.
03:44One of the most dramatic scenes was a big confrontation between Dina and Carolina.
03:48Now, if you missed it, don't worry, because here to reenact that scene with actual lines from the show
03:54are The Roots' own Tariq and Questlove. Guys?
04:02Alright. Thanks, Jimmy.
04:04Tonight, I'll be playing Dina, a 31-year-old attorney from Chicago who's confronting Carolina.
04:10And I'll be playing Carolina, a 28-year-old public relations producer from Puerto Rico
04:18who's getting confronted by Dina.
04:20Okay, great. Whenever you're ready, take it away.
04:25I don't want to pretend to be happy that I'm not getting a one-on-one.
04:30It's especially disheartening to me, Carolina, when I advocated so hard for you,
04:36only to then see you act like a little damsel in distress.
04:39Then you grab Grant today.
04:41I did not grab him.
04:43Do you not have free will? Like, could you not stop a conversation?
04:48Do you not have that free will?
04:50No.
04:51Okay. Then, amazing. It's the lack of accountability for me.
04:55And I stood up for you for an effing reason.
04:58And you sit here and say, you don't care.
05:01Oh, when did I say that?
05:03You literally just said, you don't have free will.
05:06And then you decided to monopolize Grant's time.
05:09I did not know that it was going to start raining, Dina.
05:12I can't account for the weather gods.
05:15Like, I have a soft spot for you. Okay, I had a soft spot for you.
05:21And then you act like you don't care.
05:23Because no matter what I...
05:25No, no, no, no, no, Carolina.
05:29You grabbed him.
05:30But I did not grab him.
05:32Oh, my God. He grabbed you.
05:34You grabbed him. Does it matter?
05:36It does. But actually, I have to go.
05:40Are you going to talk to Grant? Because that would be crazy.
05:44I guess I'm crazy. Evil.
05:48Oh, my God.
05:50There you go.
05:51That is unbelievable. That is fantastic.
05:54Questlove and Tariq, everyone, right there.
05:56That is...
05:58Oh, no.
06:01Oh, my goodness.
06:03Wow.
06:04Well, guys, due to the bird flu,
06:06egg production has hit a nine-year low.
06:09Thankfully, I just saw an ad for a new product
06:12that I think should help. Take a look at this.
06:14Bird flu got you gooped up this winter.
06:16Introducing the only medicine on the market
06:18made especially for birds.
06:20TheraFlu.
06:22Just listen to some happy customers.
06:24It cleared up my sinuses and stopped my runny beak.
06:28I've never flown higher,
06:30and my wife says I've stopped snoring.
06:32Oh, I ain't not gonna make you giggling
06:35in about 20 years.
06:37TheraFlu.
06:39For birds or people, whatever.
06:41The FDA is gone.
06:43Oh, isn't that interesting?
06:45And finally, a French cheese company
06:50set a world record
06:51by cooking 4,800 pounds of cheese fondue.
06:55Cheese will now be stored for three months
06:57and then served on white bread at Fyre Fest, too.
07:00We have a great show.
07:01Give it up for The Roots, everybody!
07:03♪♪♪♪
07:12What a show we have for you tonight.
07:15She's a very talented actress
07:17who produced and stars
07:19in the highly anticipated new series
07:21Running Point,
07:22which begins streaming on Netflix this Thursday.
07:25Kate Hudson is here tonight!
07:28It's very funny. It's great.
07:32And then he is the Emmy-winning host
07:35and executive producer of Survivor.
07:37Oh, it's my favorite show.
07:38Season 48 premieres tomorrow night on CBS.
07:42This is the season.
07:44Oh, this is the one.
07:45Yeah, I already heard.
07:46This one's gonna crush.
07:47No, it's my favorite show.
07:48And my kids are into it, too.
07:50Really?
07:51Yeah, now we're up to season 8 now.
07:5312?
07:54Oh, 8.
07:55No, they want to watch it every night.
07:58I saw Winnie the other day.
07:59I go, uh, we're about to leave.
08:01And she was just, she was like, she was doing this.
08:05And I go, what are you doing?
08:06She goes, I'm practicing for Survivor.
08:10She just, we left her there.
08:12We just, we got to build up those muscles, yeah.
08:15But anyways, it premieres tomorrow night
08:17on CBS and streams on Paramount+.
08:19Jeff Probst is joining us this evening.
08:22My face.
08:24Plus, she's a multi-platinum-selling pop artist.
08:29Whose new album, So Close to What, is out now.
08:35Tate McRae is here!
08:38And we got great stand-up from Caitlin Palufo!
08:43Very funny.
08:46Guys, you ever look at yourself in the mirror and go, nah?
08:50Well, here at the Tonight Show, we're changing that.
08:53We're giving major glow-ups to lucky viewers all week long
08:56and turning those nahs into yass.
08:58It's time for Tonight Show Yassify Week!
09:02Yassify Week!
09:05Yassify Week!
09:08Yassify Week!
09:11Yassify Week!
09:14Yassify Week!
09:16Yassify Week!
09:19To kick things off, we asked people to nominate someone
09:22they thought was in need of a complete makeover,
09:24a total yassification.
09:26We got submissions from all over the world.
09:28And tonight's lucky winner is Brent Novy from Virginia.
09:31Now...
09:34Brent...
09:36Brent's had a very busy day here at 30 Rock.
09:38Take a look.
09:39I'm Brent.
09:40And we're his friends.
09:42And today, I'm getting yassified.
09:44Let's see my new look.
09:47Feather my nethers.
09:51In my personal style, I typically try and really play it safe.
09:54You know, solid colors, not too many complicated patterns.
09:58Brent used to choose his outfits based on what he thought
10:01Spider-Man would wear in the movies.
10:03On a scale from one to yass, I would say that Brent's
10:06current wardrobe is probably around like a four and a half, five.
10:09Yass is on the inside.
10:11We need to see the yass on the outside.
10:13Yass.
10:15We have his friends right over here.
10:17Hey, guys. Are you doing well?
10:18Hi.
10:20All right, well, it is time to bring him out.
10:22Audience, are you ready to see the brand new yassified Brent?
10:26Here's Brent before.
10:29And here he is now.
10:30Brent, come on out.
10:32♪♪
10:35Oh, my God.
10:38Oh, my God.
10:41Wow. Wow.
10:44Wow is all I can say.
10:46You look fantastic.
10:48Thank you, Jimmy. You, too.
10:49Oh, my gosh.
10:51Brent.
10:53He has unlocked potential.
10:55Unlocked. Trust me.
10:56Brent, it's time for your friends to see.
10:58Everyone, come with me. Hold on.
10:59Come on over. Come on.
11:01All right, it is time for your friends to see you.
11:03Guys, take off your blindfolds.
11:06Oh!
11:08Oh, my God.
11:10Whoo-hoo!
11:12This is incredible.
11:13What do you think, right?
11:14Awesome.
11:15It's feathers.
11:16Another set of feathers.
11:17Yass, there you go.
11:18And now for the most important reveal of all.
11:20Brent, are you ready to see yourself?
11:22Jimmy, let's do it.
11:23Okay, here we go.
11:24Look in the mirror.
11:253, 2, 1.
11:27Yassify!
11:28Oh, my...
11:29Oh, my God.
11:30Whoo-hoo!
11:33Oh, my God.
11:35This is the new you.
11:36I really...
11:37I think this is the new look.
11:38This is the new you.
11:39I love it.
11:41Guys, we're yassifying people all week long
11:43on the Tonight Show.
11:44Stick around.
11:45We'll be right back with Kate Hudson.
11:47Say hi to you.
11:48Yassify!
11:50Yassify!
11:53Yassify!
11:54Yassify!
11:57Yassify!
12:08Our first guest is one of our favorites.
12:10She's an Oscar-nominated actress
12:12who produced and stars in the highly anticipated
12:14which begins streaming on Netflix this Thursday.
12:17Please welcome Kate Hudson!
12:19♪♪♪♪
12:27♪♪♪♪
12:35♪♪♪♪
12:41Kate Hudson, welcome back to the show!
12:44Hello!
12:46We have so much to talk about.
12:47There's so many things.
12:48Congrats on the new show.
12:50Thanks.
12:51I think last time you were here, you were telling me about it.
12:52You were like, dude, it's super funny.
12:53So fun.
12:54Running point on Netflix.
12:55But before we get into that, the last time you were here,
12:58you were a musical guest.
12:59Yes!
13:00On our show with your new album called Glorious.
13:02Oh, yeah.
13:03And you crushed it, buddy!
13:05You crushed it!
13:06You were so good!
13:08Now in reflection, that was just one of the best things ever.
13:11Just also that it was you and we had that experience together.
13:15I was like, oh, my gosh.
13:16Were you nervous?
13:17Because I didn't want to get in your head and be like,
13:18Kate, I mean, this is...
13:19Because that was your debut and you crushed the Internet.
13:22I was like, Kate Hudson could sing.
13:23It was fantastic.
13:25I was...
13:26Yes, I was nervous.
13:27But I would...
13:28It was more of excitement.
13:30Yeah.
13:31That I had made this album and that it was happening.
13:33And it's like learning a totally new muscle.
13:37Yes.
13:38And, like, playing in rooms where some sounds so amazing
13:41and then you play in another room and you're like,
13:42oh, my God, this is terrible.
13:44Like, I don't... I can't hear anything.
13:46It's like...
13:47Yeah.
13:48So it's just a whole new energy.
13:49Did you play Webster Hall?
13:50I played Webster Hall.
13:51Come on!
13:52It was the best show.
13:53What are you talking about?
13:54It was so much fun.
13:55It's amazing!
13:56It was great.
13:57It was great.
13:58You just released a deluxe version of the album, by the way.
14:00I did.
14:01It's available right now for Valentine's Day.
14:02Two new tracks.
14:03Two new tracks.
14:04Two new tracks.
14:05I did want to...
14:06It was sort of an honor of my mom.
14:08I wrote this song that was called Right on Time
14:10that is like a...
14:12For the gorgeous, the great Goldie Hawn.
14:14For the great Goldie.
14:15We love Goldie Hawn.
14:16And it's a song I love called Desert Warrior,
14:21which I had...
14:22I couldn't put it on my actual album
14:23because it didn't sort of fit in,
14:24but I love playing it live, so I put it on the deluxe.
14:27Congrats on everything.
14:28Yeah.
14:29Congrats on the album.
14:31I've known you since Almost Famous.
14:3325 years.
14:34What happened?
14:35I know what you're talking about.
14:36I don't know if you saw this,
14:38but Super Bowl weekend, Almost Famous was trending.
14:41Oh, my God.
14:42I saw it.
14:43Because Taylor Swift wore the Penny Lane coat.
14:46This was very exciting.
14:47Yes.
14:48She wore the Penny Lane coat,
14:50and then there was this whole, like, Easter egg thing.
14:53Oh, that's always with Taylor Swift.
14:55With, like, 13s.
14:56Yes.
14:57Because...
14:58Because, yeah, Almost Famous came out...
14:59On the 13th.
15:00September 13th, 2000.
15:01No big deal.
15:02No one's counting.
15:03Okay.
15:04And the Beatles song, Penny Lane,
15:06was released on February 13th, 1967.
15:09It's getting kind of weird.
15:11Taylor's favorite number is 13.
15:13What is she telling us?
15:14I just have this thing with the Easter egg thing,
15:17which I don't get because, well, like,
15:19I feel like I want to do it.
15:21Like, I wish my life I could do those kinds of things
15:23and put that much effort into, like, little secret things
15:27that people could read.
15:28Yeah.
15:29But I feel like it would be exhausting.
15:31Yeah.
15:32Like, after a while, you're like,
15:33oh, my God, I can't keep up with myself.
15:35You can't drop another Easter egg.
15:36You just tell everyone what's happening.
15:37Exactly.
15:38I want to talk about Running Point.
15:39Yes.
15:40Congratulations on this new series.
15:42It's on Netflix.
15:44You're great in it.
15:45It's so fun.
15:46It's also Mindy Kaling is involved with this,
15:49as well, who's super funny.
15:51She's a writer, writer-creator,
15:54and she was the writer on The Office,
15:57and Jeannie Buss, who's the president of the Lakers,
16:00the Los Angeles Lakers, went to Mindy years ago
16:03and was like, I really think my life is a comedy,
16:06and I'd love if you'd be interested in doing it.
16:09And Mindy's like, yes.
16:11And then here we are five years later,
16:13and Jeannie kind of gave us this great, you know...
16:17Story.
16:18Yeah, but she also was, like,
16:19really gave us all this freedom and was so great
16:22and has such a great sense of humor.
16:23So we got to, like, really play in this world
16:26of professional basketball,
16:28and I get to play the first, you know,
16:30a version of the first woman to ever really lead,
16:33you know, a professional basketball team.
16:35So it's cool.
16:36Yeah.
16:37And do...
16:40Do you know much about basketball?
16:43Yeah.
16:44I mean, I...
16:47I do now.
16:48Yeah, you do now.
16:49No, I love basketball.
16:50I mean, I'm from L.A.,
16:51and so the Lakers are, you know, a thing.
16:54You go up going to Laker games, you know,
16:56and so I know basketball.
16:58My best friend played basketball growing up,
17:00and so I know a lot about...
17:01I just don't know, like, the ins and outs.
17:03I don't, like, follow basketball.
17:05But now I kind of feel like I have to.
17:07Have to be into it.
17:08Yeah.
17:09How do we set up what the show's about?
17:10It's about a dysfunctional family
17:12that runs the biggest basketball franchise,
17:16and it's really a family comedy.
17:19It's me and my three brothers,
17:22and I'm put in charge of the team
17:25through a moment of insanity,
17:29and I have to sort of prove
17:32that I am worthy of this position.
17:35It's a great cast.
17:37Really, really awesome cast.
17:39Everyone's so funny
17:40and all, like, capable of having their own shows.
17:43The fact that they came and did this with us
17:45was just the best.
17:46I want to show everyone a clip.
17:47Okay.
17:48It's very good.
17:49Here's Kate Hudson in Running Point.
17:50Take a look at this.
17:51I acted out once, too.
17:53Um, you're not happy.
17:55There's a lot of trade rumors floating around.
17:58Right now, you're still on the waves,
18:00and...
18:02your behavior is a direct reflection
18:05on this organization.
18:06So I am respectfully asking you to keep it in check.
18:10Hmm.
18:12Uh, respectfully,
18:15I've seen your sh-t on the Internet,
18:17so I, uh, I can't really take you seriously.
18:18I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
18:19You won't say that to me again?
18:20Oh, it's so great to see you.
18:21I was gonna tell you our close-up.
18:23It's okay.
18:24-♪♪♪♪
18:27Oh, my...
18:29Come on. That's what I'm talking about.
18:32Kate Hudson, Running Point
18:34begins streaming on Netflix this Thursday.
18:37Kate and I are doing something fun after the break.
18:39Stick around.
18:48-♪ City living strange ♪
18:49♪ How this whole thing changed in one minute, yeah ♪
18:53Welcome back, everybody.
18:54I am here with Kate Hudson!
18:56-♪♪♪♪
18:58Kate, since you play the owner
19:00of an L.A.-based basketball team
19:02in your new show, Running Point,
19:04I thought it would be fun to challenge you
19:05to a random object free throw contest.
19:08Oh, I'm so excited.
19:09Ready? Okay.
19:10I'm also terrible at this.
19:11All right, perfect. Me, too.
19:12Here's how it works.
19:13We're gonna take turns shooting
19:14random objects into that hoop, okay?
19:16For every one you get in, you get a point.
19:18The objects that we're shooting tonight are...
19:20a tray of donuts from Randy's Donuts in L.A.
19:24Yes!
19:25This is a VHS copy of a movie we were both in,
19:29Almost Famous.
19:31That's right.
19:33That's right.
19:34This is the Roz doll from the hit NBC show, Frasier.
19:38And it has a string.
19:40If you pull it, I think she has the voice of Tone Loke.
19:43-"Let's do it."
19:44-"Let's do it."
19:45There you go.
19:46And lastly, worth five points, we have...
19:50Cake Hudson.
19:51-♪♪♪♪
19:53That is terrifying.
19:55No, it's not terrifying.
19:56It's gorgeous.
19:57It is so terrifying.
19:58It's cake.
19:59Why is no one named Cake Hudson?
20:01It's, like, fettuccine hair.
20:02Oh, it also has a pull string on the back of it, too.
20:04Let's see what it says.
20:05Oh.
20:06-"Let's do it."
20:07There you go. All right, here we go.
20:08The voice of Tone Loke.
20:09Since I'm the host, I'm gonna go first.
20:11I'm gonna show you how it's done.
20:12Can we get some music, please?
20:14All right, Randy's donut.
20:15Ready?
20:16I go?
20:17No, I'll go.
20:18Okay.
20:19I'll show you.
20:20Oh, my God.
20:21Oh!
20:22Here we go.
20:23Come on.
20:24The one and only.
20:25Overhead, right?
20:26Oh, this is gonna be terrible.
20:27No, it'll be good.
20:28Get it, Jimmy.
20:29Come on, bud.
20:30Oh!
20:31Oh!
20:32It counts, right?
20:33You got two!
20:34It counts as one point.
20:35We'll take it.
20:36All right, I got it.
20:37It counts as one.
20:38Okay, you can do this.
20:39You can go underhand.
20:40Whatever you feel like the right move is.
20:41No, no, there, of course.
20:42Okay, okay.
20:43Come on, you got this, bud.
20:44This is gonna be so bad up there.
20:45No, you won't.
20:46Oh!
20:47Oh, hey.
20:48This is better than my throat.
20:49This is actually better than my throat.
20:50This is good.
20:51A little therapeutic here.
20:52All right, so it's one zip right here.
20:53This could get dangerous.
20:54All right, this is almost famous to videotape.
20:55This would be good.
20:56This would be...
20:57This should be...
20:58Okay.
20:59Ready?
21:00I'm gonna toss underhand.
21:01Here we go.
21:02Yeah.
21:03Oh!
21:05Come on, bud.
21:06Come on.
21:07You got this.
21:08I'm gonna go...
21:09You kind of did a thing.
21:10All right, ready?
21:11Yeah.
21:12Oh!
21:13Oh, you played it off the board.
21:14You played it off the board.
21:15All right, now we have the Roz doll from Frasier.
21:16This is available in the NBC store.
21:17Currently the back stock.
21:18And you pull the string.
21:19Oh!
21:20Oh!
21:21Oh!
21:22Oh!
21:23Oh!
21:24Oh!
21:25Oh!
21:26Oh!
21:27Oh!
21:28Oh!
21:29Oh!
21:30Oh!
21:31Oh!
21:32Oh!
21:33All right, now you pull the string.
21:34Let's do it.
21:35Here we go, Roz.
21:36Oh, do I hold it?
21:37Oh, I take it off the stand.
21:38Oh.
21:39Take it off the stand.
21:40It might get dangerous.
21:41All right, Roz.
21:42Come on, do it for me, bud.
21:43Oh!
21:44There you go.
21:45Look at this.
21:46This is it, sir.
21:47Come on now.
21:48Dude, I can't lose.
21:49I'm gonna go underhand.
21:50Yeah.
21:51Oh!
21:52Oh!
21:53Oh!
21:54Oh!
21:55Oh!
21:56Oh!
21:57Oh!
21:58Oh!
21:59Oh!
22:00Oh!
22:01Oh!
22:03Yes!
22:05Because that was a dick.
22:07And he knocked it to the other.
22:08Nice throw.
22:09Here we go.
22:10It was graceful.
22:11All right.
22:12All right, it's three to one, close game, because of course K.
22:15Hudson is worth five points so it's anyone's game, but this is
22:18a fishbowl filled with rubber balls.
22:20Can I throw the whole fishbowl?
22:22Yeah, I might have an idea.
22:23I think we're just gonna go for it.
22:25Here.
22:26Really?
22:27Come on.
22:28Oh, Jesus.
22:29Oh!
22:30All right, here we go.
22:31All right. Maybe underhand might be the way to go.
22:35I don't know.
22:36Okay.
22:37Ready?
22:38Yeah.
22:39Oh, my God!
22:40That's what I'm talking about!
22:41Dude, come on!
22:42That was amazing!
22:43All right.
22:44Cake.
22:45Cake Hudson.
22:46Cake Hudson.
22:47Cake.
22:48It's real cake.
22:49This is not Mikey Day stuff.
22:50This is real deal.
22:51She's gonna...
22:52This is real deal.
22:53This is real deal.
22:54This is real deal.
22:55This is real deal.
22:56This is real deal.
22:57This is real deal.
22:58This is real deal.
22:59This is real deal.
23:00This is real deal.
23:02Cake.
23:03Show them how it's done.
23:04Come on.
23:05Come on.
23:06Go, Joey!
23:07It's harder than you think.
23:08It's real cake.
23:09This is like...
23:10It's real cake.
23:11You know what?
23:12It's like...
23:13It's like looking in the mirror.
23:14It's like if me and Anya Taylor-Joy had a baby.
23:15Yes!
23:16Yeah.
23:17Cake.
23:18Yes.
23:19It is gorgeous.
23:20Okay.
23:21How do I do this?
23:22All right.
23:23I'm gonna do like a side thing.
23:24Ready?
23:25Yeah.
23:26Oh!
23:27Oh!
23:28Oh!
23:29Oh!
23:31Oh!
23:32I'm gonna take it home.
23:33I'm gonna take the win on that one.
23:34My thanks to wonderingly Kate Hudson or Kate Hudson.
23:35Running Point premieres this Thursday on Netflix.
23:36We'll be right back with more Tonight Show, everybody.
23:37The fish.
23:38The fish ball.
24:00-♪ Solid lead, solid lead, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
24:06-♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
24:08-Our next guest is the Emmy-winning host
24:10and executive producer of Survivor.
24:13Season 48 premieres tomorrow night on CBS
24:16and streams on Paramount+.
24:18Look, it's a card game officially.
24:20Ooh.
24:21Please welcome my man Jeff Probst!
24:24Come on!
24:25-♪ We living this till the day that you die ♪
24:27♪ Survival of the fittest, don't need a sword, survive ♪
24:29♪ We living this till the day that we die ♪
24:32♪ Survival of the fittest, only the strong survive ♪
24:34♪ We living this till the day that we die ♪
24:37♪ Survive, gotta feel good ♪
24:39Welcome. Welcome back to the show.
24:42I got so much to talk to you about.
24:44Survivor.
24:45I love hearing you say Winnie's watching.
24:47My daughter – Both daughters love you,
24:49but Winnie wants to be on Survivor.
24:50She loves you so much.
24:51The whole family loves you,
24:52but we watch you every single night.
24:54In just a few more years, she'll be old enough.
24:56Yeah, yeah, exactly.
24:57Well, season 50 now, you're getting ready for that.
25:00This is called In the Hands of the Fans.
25:02Yes.
25:03And I'm excited about this.
25:04Yeah.
25:05The fans control the gameplay.
25:06Yeah.
25:07We're going to let the fans vote.
25:08Throughout season 48, there'll be times you can vote
25:10on key elements of Survivor 50.
25:13So we're basically saying,
25:15you all tell me you could do it better.
25:16Here you go.
25:17Yeah, exactly.
25:18Everyone always thinks they can.
25:19Yeah, I thought we can get a head start tonight
25:22on letting the fans decide.
25:23Okay.
25:24So everyone in the audience has a voting clicker.
25:27Next to or under your seat.
25:29I can see from the confusion that, yes, you have them.
25:33I'm going to read a possible suggestion for Survivor 50.
25:36You guys in the audience will vote on whether or not
25:38that suggestion should happen.
25:40Are these real game elements we're going to do?
25:42Yes.
25:43Oh, okay.
25:44Talk about you being the ultimate fan.
25:45Yeah, we should have asked you first.
25:46Yeah, yeah.
25:47Can we do this?
25:48I trust you.
25:49Okay, good.
25:50Thank you, bud.
25:51All right.
25:52Are you ready for this?
25:53Yeah.
25:54And I'll have my own answers, too.
25:55But there we go.
25:56I'm going to vote for Justin instead of the host.
25:58Oh, man.
26:00I have opinions on this.
26:02Okay.
26:03I made my vote.
26:05Did everyone make their vote?
26:07Yes.
26:08Yes.
26:09All right.
26:10The votes are in.
26:11Let's see the results.
26:12No!
26:13My gosh!
26:14Everyone said yes.
26:15Okay.
26:16I voted no.
26:17Okay.
26:18Oh, you did?
26:19Yes.
26:20Why?
26:21I think that you're the best host on television.
26:22Oh, well, thank you.
26:23I don't think this show is the show without you.
26:24Okay.
26:25Without you, there is no show.
26:26Without you, there is no Survivor.
26:27Okay.
26:28Can I do a poll?
26:29Yeah.
26:30What do you think?
26:31If I...
26:32You don't even need a clicker for this.
26:33Just a round of applause.
26:34If I were to appear on Survivor in some fashion, should Jimmy host while I'm appearing?
26:39Just saying.
26:40Okay.
26:41Just saying.
26:42Okay.
26:43Really?
26:44Oh, my.
26:45I would totally...
26:46What are you doing?
26:47Yes.
26:48I would totally do it.
26:49I don't even know what this means.
26:50I don't know what this means.
26:51But I would do it.
26:52Really?
26:53Yes.
26:54I would do anything with you.
26:55Okay.
26:56Are you kidding me?
26:57Okay.
26:58I love this show so much.
26:59I don't know what that means.
27:00Am I on Survivor?
27:01What happened?
27:02All right.
27:03All right.
27:04All right.
27:05How about this?
27:06The last one here.
27:07Should season 50 of Survivor be all celebrity contestants?
27:08Oh, there's a theme here to this.
27:09I don't...
27:10I'm going to go.
27:11Unless this is sealing my fate, I would totally do it.
27:12Okay.
27:13All right.
27:14All right.
27:15All right.
27:16All right.
27:17All right.
27:18All right.
27:19All right.
27:20Unless this is sealing my fate, I would never...
27:21I don't think I'd be...
27:22All right.
27:23Oh, I hope this is a yes.
27:24Come on, audience.
27:25What do you think?
27:26Okay.
27:27What?
27:28Come on.
27:29This is crazy.
27:30How?
27:31Somehow, you have to be involved in Survivor 50.
27:34I think your audience just said as much.
27:36Really?
27:37I would do anything.
27:38I would love to be involved.
27:39Okay.
27:40You know, I'd do anything.
27:41I have your e-mail.
27:42You'll probably regret giving it to me.
27:44No.
27:45You send me so many ideas.
27:46I send you the craziest...
27:47The last one, was it?
27:48The last one.
27:49Don't share it, because it is kind of...
27:50He just pitched me again on an idea he's pitched me many times, and this time, the pitch was
27:55pretty good.
27:56It's a banger.
27:57This one's not bad, right?
27:58It's pretty good, yeah.
27:59And I'm psyched about this, by the way.
28:00Come on.
28:01Oh, this is super fun.
28:02Finally, a card game.
28:03Yeah.
28:04But this is...
28:05It really is Survivor.
28:06This is official, though.
28:07Yeah.
28:08You got involved with this one.
28:09Yes.
28:10I designed this with this company, Exploding Kittens, which has another...
28:11I love Exploding Kittens.
28:12Yes.
28:13And for real, if you're a Survivor fan, that is Survivor.
28:15We got it right.
28:16We did.
28:17I'm proud of it.
28:18Yeah.
28:20I'm proud of it.
28:21It's a little bit of a family.
28:22Let's talk about season 48.
28:23Yeah.
28:24You were telling me backstage, you go, Jimmy, get ready.
28:25This one's...
28:26It's great.
28:27It's great?
28:28It's a very good season.
28:29We're lucky we have a loyal audience like Winnie, like your girls.
28:30Yes.
28:31When you get into it, you kind of get into it.
28:33And this season delivers.
28:34I'm happy about it.
28:35I just think, at so many levels, you think it's about the gameplay, but it's not, it's
28:38a mental game as well.
28:39Yeah, so much.
28:40And then, people aren't eating, and they're not sleeping.
28:43And you're fighting sleep, being deprived of sleep, and you start making weird snap decisions.
28:48It's phenomenal.
28:49It is the best show on TV.
28:50I love it. You're so good to me on that.
28:52I love it, bud. It is so good. I'm such a fan.
28:55I want to show everyone a clip. Here's a sneak peek
28:57at tomorrow's season premiere of Survivor.
28:59Take a look at this.
29:02All right. Here we go. For immunity.
29:06Survivor's ready. Go!
29:08Go, go, go, go, go, go.
29:09Everybody up and over that deck.
29:10Attack it!
29:12On your butt! On your butt! On your butt!
29:14On your butt! On your butt!
29:17Some big balls. That's part of Survivor.
29:19Get through that tunnel.
29:24Everybody working together to get tension.
29:27Oh, he's the best to ever do it. Jeff Probst right here.
29:29Season 48 of Survivor premieres tomorrow night
29:33on CBS and streams on Paramount+.
29:37We'll be right back with Tate McRae.
29:38Come on back.
29:40So cool.
29:42So cool.
29:43Oh.
29:45Oh.
29:58Our next guest is a multi-platinum-selling pop artist
30:01whose brand-new album is so close to what is out now.
30:06Everyone, please welcome Tate McRae!
30:09-♪ Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to what? ♪
30:16♪ Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to what? ♪
30:22♪ Don't stand, don't stand so... ♪
30:25-♪ ...close to what? ♪
30:29Uh, Tate McRae, so close to what is the album?
30:33Ow!
30:35I know. The best.
30:38Congratulations on the new album, by the way.
30:40Number one in 33 countries when it came out.
30:43And biggest...
30:46It was also the biggest debut for a female artist
30:49on Spotify so far this year.
30:51Congratulations. Come on, bud.
30:54By the way, look at the orange line there.
30:56Yeah.
30:59We heard a little Sidney Sweeney in the opening track.
31:01Yes.
31:04Miss Possessive.
31:06And how'd you get Sidney to do the album?
31:09Well, okay, it's crazy because I actually...
31:11My episode that I was on last year,
31:13she was doing, like, the couch here.
31:16So that's when we first saw each other in the hall.
31:18And we were like...
31:20This is the magic of the Tonight Show.
31:21This is how it happened.
31:22It was here.
31:23And we both, like, kind of knew each other.
31:25We, like, kind of waved, like, said hi.
31:27And then Glenn Powell, who I do Pilates with sometimes,
31:32he just connected...
31:33Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop. I'm so sorry.
31:36We have to go back to this.
31:37Yeah. Yeah, we do Pilates.
31:39A lot of people want to do Pilates with Glenn Powell.
31:44This is kind of fun.
31:45Yeah, it's really fun.
31:49So you're talking to Glenn Powell.
31:50You're doing Pilates with him.
31:51Yeah, and he...
31:52And you're doing, like...
31:54Yeah, I mean, it was...
31:55You're doing that, and you go,
31:56hey, what's Sidney Sweeney's number?
31:57Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I know.
31:59And he says, yeah, I'll hook you guys up.
32:00Yeah, he connected us.
32:01And then Sidney was such a legend,
32:03and she just sent me, like,
32:0410 versions of this little, like, voice memo thing,
32:08and it was, like, three days before the release,
32:09and she was, like, the absolute best for doing it.
32:11So it was so cool.
32:13On March 18th, you're kicking off your Miss Possessive Tour.
32:17Now, this is...
32:20Tate, I've known you for a long time.
32:22This is the biggest jam ever.
32:24I mean, this is... You're playing arenas,
32:26and it's all sold out.
32:27Yeah. Are you kidding me?
32:29You're crushing it.
32:30Yeah, thank you.
32:31You are crushing it right now.
32:33And this Saturday, you're performing
32:34on Saturday Night Live.
32:35Yes!
32:38And then, next week, you're coming back March 4th
32:41and performing on our show.
32:43Thank you for doing that.
32:45Yeah, I appreciate it.
32:46What song will you be performing here?
32:47I'll be performing Revolving Door,
32:49which is my new song.
32:52So I'm excited. Thank you for doing that.
32:54Of course.
32:55On TikTok, by the way, everyone is...
32:57Obviously, you can dance, as well.
32:59And everyone is doing the dance, too.
33:01It's okay. I'm okay.
33:02And I was looking at it, and I go,
33:04I would love to learn this.
33:06And I figured maybe the best teacher would be Tate McRae.
33:10What do you think? Could you teach me how to do this?
33:11I can teach you.
33:12You can?
33:14Yes.
33:15You have faith?
33:17I have faith in you.
33:19All right, here we go.
33:20You should do it without music.
33:22Okay, thank you. Yeah?
33:23Yeah.
33:24Okay, so you're going to go...
33:26Hit your hips.
33:28You're going to go...
33:30Already, I can't do this. Okay.
33:31You can do it, Jimmy. So you go...
33:32I don't want to hit.
33:35Ooh. Yeah? Hit.
33:37Yep. Bang, bang, bang, bang.
33:40Whoo!
33:41Okay.
33:43All right.
33:46So, sorry. All right.
33:47Yeah. I almost said yes.
33:48Just say it out loud one more time.
33:49So you go...
33:50I don't want to bang.
33:54Bang, bang, ba-bang.
33:56Yeah.
33:58Step.
34:00Step around down.
34:02Okay.
34:04Roots.
34:06Ready? Yep.
34:07Three, two, one, go.
34:10I...
34:11Bang.
34:12Bang, bang, ba-bang.
34:14I don't want to bang.
34:16Bang.
34:19Tame McRae, everybody.
34:22So Close to What is out now.
34:24We'll be right back with more Tonight Show.
34:26I got... No, I got the...
34:28-♪♪
34:37-♪♪
34:42-♪ Niggas calling their names, bring along the bass ♪
34:44♪ You couldn't place worth, it's the truth, y'all ♪
34:48Our next guest has her comedy album,
34:50Dirty Bird, available on Apple Music,
34:53making her Tonight Show debut.
34:55Please welcome the very funny Caitlyn Palufo!
34:59-♪♪
35:06-♪♪
35:09Oh, my gosh. Hi.
35:11Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
35:13I'm so excited to be here, guys.
35:16I'm having a good year, I'll be honest.
35:18I recently lost 40 pounds.
35:20All right? Thank you.
35:22Thank you so much.
35:23But I want to be clear.
35:24I'm not trying to lose weight to be skinny.
35:26I'm not trying to be thin.
35:27The goal is to get jacked, okay?
35:30Yeah, see, the women always get excited
35:32and the men get scared.
35:35And that's the point.
35:37Yeah, I'm not trying to get a man,
35:39I'm trying to break him.
35:41I do, I look very different, okay?
35:43I went from a size 14 to a size 4, all right?
35:47And thank you again, guys.
35:51I do, I look different, and women are so positive.
35:54They always know what to say.
35:55They're like, you look good then,
35:56and you look great now.
35:57Some women think I do Ozempic.
35:59That is exciting.
36:01Yeah, I'm like, wow, you think I have health insurance?
36:06But men, men, you guys have like a mental malfunction.
36:09Whenever you see a woman with a bicep,
36:11you don't know what to do.
36:12You're like, oh, that looks like mine,
36:14but it's on you.
36:18They just start giving me man compliments.
36:20Like, I had a good friend of mine,
36:21very close friend of mine.
36:22He came up to me, he touched my leg and said,
36:25wow, you have hefty ankles.
36:30I hope he's dead.
36:34Hefty ankles?
36:35He's like, yeah, because they're thick
36:37and strong and sturdy.
36:38I was like, oh, you think the issue is
36:40that I don't understand what hefty means?
36:44If my body reminds you in any way
36:47of a trash bag company,
36:50please keep that to yourself, okay?
36:53Every morning now, I put on my socks
36:54and I go, hefty, hefty, hefty.
37:00Thank you, guys.
37:05I will say the only man that was really excited
37:07about me getting stronger was my ex-boyfriend, okay?
37:10He loved it because he wanted the protection.
37:13Yeah, I was dating a short king, you know?
37:16Oh yeah, I love a short king, they're the best.
37:19Although I believe the technical term
37:22for short king is a-ja-bo-ja-bo.
37:27He was very supportive, very supportive.
37:29He started working out with me.
37:30He was like, you can't get all buff
37:32and I'd just be some little wimp.
37:34That's what he said, okay?
37:36I would never call him a little wimp.
37:38I was like, honey, you are beautiful.
37:39Joshua, where you are?
37:42He did not like that, but he did start working out
37:46and he looked great.
37:46He got abs, he got bigger biceps,
37:48he looked really strong.
37:49I just didn't like it.
37:52Yeah, I learned something about myself.
37:54I am attracted to a little wimp.
37:57Yeah, it turns out I don't want a short king,
37:59I want a fragile prince.
38:02Yeah, I want a little asthmatic fella, you know?
38:05Yeah, just a little guy going, oh no.
38:09I want a small guy with scarlet fever, you know?
38:13I want him haunting our hallway just like,
38:16oh, I do declare the papers heavy, papa.
38:19No.
38:21That's what I like.
38:22He stopped being that, we had to break up.
38:25Although, right before we broke up,
38:27I watched him have a hard time opening a pickle jar.
38:31That bought us three months.
38:34He was there for a while, just, hurr.
38:37And I was like, maybe we can fix this.
38:41No, my sister, she wants me to settle down,
38:43start a family, but she's the opposite of me.
38:45She married the first guy she ever kissed
38:47and then immediately had two children.
38:50I know, I have kissed four different Christophers.
38:55Thank you, one of them's felt it with a K,
38:57but I count it, all right?
38:59No, she's just very classy, very put together,
39:01the opposite of me.
39:03She's one of those women who drapes their jackets
39:05over their shoulders, walks with their purse like this.
39:08Yeah, yeah, that woman showers every day.
39:13I wish I were classy, I wish I was that kind of woman.
39:15I'm not her, okay?
39:16You can always tell the difference
39:17between a classy woman and a not classy woman
39:20when you go to a sporting event,
39:22because the classy women,
39:23they'll get scanned to on the Jumbotron.
39:26Yes, and they know exactly how to act.
39:28They handle it with dignity and grace.
39:30They're like, oh my God.
39:34I can't believe this is happening again.
39:37That's who I wish I could be.
39:38I'm not her, I'm the woman sitting next to her
39:40who's like, holy cow, Tina, you're on the big screen.
39:47Yeah, no man is looking at that screen like,
39:49hey, I think I want the one who's getting tased.
39:53She looks hefty.
39:56That's it for me, guys.
39:57I'm Caitlin Palumbo, thank you so much.
40:00Oh my God.
40:02Yeah, that's right, classic, fantastic.
40:05Thank you so much.
40:07Caitlin Palumbo.
40:11Her comedy album is out now.
40:14Her comedy album, Dirty Bird, is available on Apple Music.
40:19My thanks to Kate Hudson, Jeff Troce,
40:21Tate McRae, Caitlin Palumbo,
40:27and the Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:32Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:34Good night, everybody.
40:36♪ Got involved, got involved, got, got, got involved ♪
40:41♪ Got into it, do it, ha, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪