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EJ +$4,475
WBG -$2,496
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00:00Dracula! Now we won on this machine last time and we were on a heater but we left.
00:04Now we're coming back to see if this is a phenomenal machine and you always win
00:09or if we were just getting lucky. Today we're gonna play the one next to it and
00:13see if we can have a repeat performance and drain this machine. Get it? Drain it
00:18like Dracula? Dracula again. Now I really enjoyed this game. How about you guys?
00:26I liked it. We won, right? We did win. Do you know who that guy is? He is Dracula.
00:34Oh that's good. We're in it two grand? Yeah, so you need a heart on the left
00:40side and then Dracula's or three of the free game symbols. I didn't wear
00:45this shirt for you to say we're in it. Yeah? Two grand. The inage. The inage.
00:53You got the inage shirt. I do? The inage definition. I like that shirt. So we
00:59learned. We got choker girl. What'd you call her? Choker, yeah. Yeah, choker.
01:04He's the, looks like he's the choker. Yeah. So we learned on the Huff and Puff.
01:10Yes. That you win on one big machine. You gotta go to a carbon copy of that
01:16machine. That's what we learned. That Huff and Puff shoots and ladders game was
01:20pretty good. I liked it. We won on both? Yeah, I think. We need the free games.
01:30I wonder if it's uh. I haven't seen a lot of those hearts. Maybe it's not as good
01:35as we remembered.
01:39Well I remember we were getting a lot of hearts last time. Come on heart. Oh free
01:44games. No? And how do you get that wheel to spin? Come on. With the hearts and then
01:50catch the Draculas. Oh man, I thought we had it there. That would have been good.
01:54We could have used it. Oh it's not a line? Oh choker almost. We haven't gotten a
02:02single heart yet. I don't heart this game right now. Get it? Put a couple of hearts
02:09on the screen and you might. I wonder if we should have just played the other one
02:13again. We could try it if we don't do well here. Yeah, that's what I would
02:17recommend. Oh wait, no. We need three of those free games. Yes, there we go.
02:22Here we go. Oh dang it. I hate when you don't get it. I like when you do get it.
02:31You do? Not a single heart yet, huh? No. I don't remember how long it took us to get a
02:36heart on the screen the first time. I don't know, two or three spins maybe? Come on.
02:44Yes! Hey now, hey now. Alright, you want to bet if we get even or not here? That's an interesting bet. Don't touch it.
02:53I'll say yes. Alright, I'll take the no. Okay, a hundred? A hundred, let's go. Okay. I kind of, I like that.
02:59It's like an emotional hedge. I hope we do, but I hope I win a hundred bucks. You want to hedge more
03:06emotionally? Either way I'm happy. What do you want? I would take the yes. Alright,
03:12so then I win a hundred to each of you fools if it's less than 1,500 bucks. Alright, 1,540.
03:17Dracula's, Dracula's. Oh yeah, he is Dracula. I am Dracula. Wow, big laugh. It just hit me. I like it because I just said it.
03:35What are you doing? What? Oh, we didn't get a jackpot last time, right? I don't think we ever did.
03:46We never landed a jackpot. Power-ups early are good. Oh, that's not good. No. It's good for me.
03:58Not really. Oh, that's not good for me. Yeah, you're in trouble. 610 already and we got, that's like one spin, huh? Yeah, we need
04:101540. Oh, here we go again. Oh, I'm in trouble. I'm going to get my 200 bucks out. Oh, I might as well just kiss this 200 bucks goodbye.
04:20Idiot. I'm getting it out. But I'm looking for old hundreds though. Oh, big one. Oh, don't pass yet. No, I'm toast. I mean, I'm glad.
04:40Power-up, power-up. There we go. Nice. Oh, no. Nice. You're rooting against yourself?
05:07Ten. Ten. All right, but that's, you, 12, and you got six games left. I would say you're a lock. Let's see. We need hearts. Yes. You got them.
05:22Ten. Give me some head here, people. Come on. Let's go. Oh, nice. Forehead. I think it's over. Get it in the forehead. I am Dracula. Oh, 50. That's saying there's a chance.
05:43Ten. It's never ten. Let's try and go way over if we're going to go over. Yeah, go way over. I think our biggest was six last time. Ten. Saying ten doesn't seem to help. No, I'm saying we got, our biggest multiplier we got was six.
06:01Two. If you root for two, you'll get something else. All right, here's your money. Here's your money, people. Thank you, person. Come on, hearts. We need a heart. Oh, idiot. One game left. Yes. Dracula. Dracula's. I am Dracula. Oh, four again.
06:29I am Dracula. You don't say. What was his name? He didn't say. I like when it gives like five or six power-ups. I like that bell. Two. Two. See what I did there? Reverse-psychologize. Yeah, reverse-psychologize that spin.
06:54More jackpots. More jackpots. What? More jackpot wedges, but we've never landed on a jackpot. Oh, sando-pot. Power-up? All right. All right. Come on, something good. Jackpot. One time. One time. One time. So that's at least 750.
07:16Pity. Wow, I'll take it. Boy, did I make a terrible wager there. You should have known that you did when everyone jumped in on it. Hey, you guys need all the help you can get in life. Well, 3330 bucks. I like it.
07:36Vegas, man. Dracula. Let me be the first. To welcome me to Transylvania? Exactly. Is he from Transylvania or is that Frankenstein? No, he's from Transylvania. Oh, that's the Rocky Horror Picture Show guy. All right, I'm down 200 bucks. I got the $2,000 ticket for the hand-pay. I took that out and put the other one in. So the inage is zero. Yes. Zero of inage.
08:01Well, let's get that again. I like that free game. How does that feel, Matt? Winning? Having zero inage. Oh, I like it. Familiar with it? Yeah. Are you familiar with having zero inage? No, I mean, it's usually with a lot of inage. You can't use somebody else's joke right back at them. Oh, I can. And I did.
08:26Are we going to get heads on reels? Are we going to have to get the heart again before the bonus? I would think so. It seems like you should get it. Oh, it was right there.
08:37Wait a second. The guy with the lantern. So the heart is it's alive, basically. Wait, is that David Spade? Who is that?
08:46Yes, this is basically Frankenstein revisited. Oh, yeah. Now Dracula. Count Dracula. Yeah, I am Dracula.
09:02Dracula. I like the jackpot. Oh, close. Jackpot. Oh. So the high watermark was zero inage plus around seventeen hundred. Yeah.
09:20I feel like winning a lot today. Yeah. Yeah. We're not like normal days where I just feel like, you know, losing today. I feel like winning a lot. What else do you want to play?
09:39Oh, man, I don't know. They got that Lanterns of the Dragon game here. Oh, yeah. Right over there to our left. I thought we swore that off last time. Well, then we played it again. What about Jackpot Carnival is always fun.
09:51Oh, you know what? We haven't done that in a long time. I like the we get that clown bonus versus whatever the other one. Jackhammer. Which side do you want?
09:58Jackhammer. I like sledgehammer better, but I don't know if you get what the odds are. They took the jackhammer from Huff and Puff High Rise. They did put it on the clown game. Oh, yeah. I don't think it's a jackhammer, though.
10:13Where'd our money go? Those fifty bucks a spin. It goes kind of fast. Oh, here we go. A lot of Dracula's. A lot of Dracula's. A lot of Dracula's. No Dracula's. Sando. Oh, wait. Don't eat yet. Dracula's. Dracula's. Oh, come on. Two Sando's in a row right there.
10:37One more spin. Put the ticket in. All right. Again, it's two thousand dollars. Back to two thousand. I can't believe you didn't listen to me when we were winning seventeen hundred. A lot of people are saying nothing. A lot of people are saying you should quit while you're ahead.
10:59Yeah, but then when you do that, people are like, I can't believe you left a hot machine. Here we go. Oh, yes. Oh, that's really good. Five is good. Two hundred. That's better than the poke in the eye. How about a jackpot? Power up.
11:25I mean, if we got two hundred every spin, that would be very good. Yeah. How much would that be? Jackpot. No way. I called it. Mini. All right. I'll take that. Too mini of a mini, though. No, a mini about seven fifty. Two fifty. It's hand-paid territory. It's already a hand-pay.
11:46We're back in Transylvania. All right. Well, you got to get one of those. I think this is like a big school. More jackpots. What if we got two jackpots in one deal? We're going to. Oh, we're in. Ten. Two. Oh, hey, we'll take three. We're almost back to the high water. I think we are.
12:10Just under thirty hundred total. See, the question becomes, do we keep going here? Do we leave here? How do you make these decisions? All right. We're booking back to back winners. Halftime report, by the way. We're not done, but we booked the twelve hundred dollar win. I like it. We got the free games and then a very nice heart bonus. It's a live bonus for you, Frankenstein watchers. I like that we got the mini twice on the jackpot.
12:40Now we're going to play jackpot carnival. What do you think it's going to be? Hammers or clowns? Clown. Okay. All right. Let's see. All right. We got the sixteen twenty hand-pay coming. WBG, you sounded pretty passionate about hammers. Yeah, jackhammers. Do you want to have a side bet about it? That's what they're called, right, Matt? Jackhammers? Sledgehammers, I think. Sledgehammers. Yeah, I do. I want to bet. All right. Seven thousand. We're betting seven thousand? No. Wow. I was like, really?
13:10It's finally growing up. I'm winning a hundred. I'll wager a hundred. Would you bet seven thousand? Sure. Yeah, I wouldn't. I mean, it's it's kind of like those hypotheticals you always talk about. It's a coin flip. It doesn't matter.
13:25Because E.J.'s not going to ever bet it. I actually wouldn't want to want to win seven thousand from E.J. He would. Yeah, he would. OK, so a hundred, right? Yeah. Standard unit. It's pretty much a free roll for both of us. What side do you guys have? I have clowns. OK. I just want one of them. Do you want free games? What was this ticket a minute ago? Sixteen fifty. Was that the profit or was it the whole thing?
13:53It was half of the whole thing. OK. Does that answer your question? No. Well, we still have how much behind? Sixteen twenty. So we're winning a little bit. Oh, man. Oh, not even right now. That coin should have been wild. Oh, very valuable Buffalo spin. OK, OK, OK, OK. All right. OK, all right.
14:19Let's go. Let's go. I didn't say it's alive. I blew it to sixty five. Oh, man. Look at that. Five thousand ball. OK. All right. Oh, we got the poof in the beginning. You need the poof. Oh, Buffalo. We need to channel our inner professor.
14:44The coins is very rare in this, eh? Yeah. Poof. Oh. Wow, look at those balls, those squares, whatever the hell you want to call them. Poof. Oh, man.
15:02Poof. Oh, a lot of empty poofs here. Poof. OK. OK. All right. OK. Oh, small school like that. You generally get it. Do you think they will deliver the hand money before we have to reload or not? Yeah, I'll bet you a lot. Oh, yeah. Oh, that means you see him coming. Yeah. Oh, that you'd bet seven thousand. Yeah. OK. Oh, he did make a pit stop.
15:29A lot, a lot. He could be in trouble. I told him we'd be at Jackpot Carnival. I think he thinks we're at the other one. All right, so are we betting or not? Yeah. Here, hold this. Oh, yeah. Let's bet. Here, hold on. He's coming.
15:45You got to be careful. You're going to get accused of ankle shooting. Hand pay going in. All right, so we're almost even. We're back on Backstreet. Backstreet boys, come on. Yeah, a lot of people are going to be saying we shouldn't have left Dracula.
16:01Yeah, I mean, it didn't suck. Went right over my head the first few seconds. I got it right away. A little slow. I got locked out of my house last night until like four in the morning. Idiots. What a crazy story.
16:26Yeah, I was completely operator error. Yeah. And then I find out, well, I don't want to get into the details, but it was a complete disaster. At least you didn't sleep in your car. I almost slept in the gym on a yoga mat.
16:40You ever go to the gym to shower like this? You're out there. Back when I was homeless. Come on. Oh, yeah. A lot of people do that. They like that. Yeah. Oh, come on. This could be a good one if we get in here. Yes. Come on. Let's go.
16:59All right. I'm up 200. Wow. Wow. Do you like balloons? Yeah, WBG loves balloons. All right. Nice. That's critical. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. Oh, wow. Great start. We're off to here. We've never gotten to the top.
17:29No, I was gonna say, I've never really seen values land. Wow. We get a game every game on the bottom. Oh, for sure. Oh, we're getting to the point where boost would be very valuable as well.
17:44So four games remaining. We're in game five of nine. All right. That wasn't our best spin. Come on. If we can get into overtime here, we could two spins left here.
18:01All right. One more spin. Yes. What's the boost? Oh, it multiplies. All right. That was very valuable. Congratulations. How much is it? It's about to tell you. Are you saying that because that's what it says? Yeah. Congratulations. Is that 750 bucks right there?
18:29It is. That's pretty good. There's a shortcut. Just add a zero. Hey, look at that. I like it. How much is it? What's your guess? Two grand? Three grand. Wow. High watermark, eh? Yeah. Very impressive. Good thing we left the other machine. I love balloons. Oh, yeah. Balloons are great.
18:53This guy's just clowning around. Forty two fifty six of two thousand. Oh, back to back would have been fun, huh? Very fun. Coins. Jinx. Any interest in running it back? Absolutely. All right. Same way. Oh, still beats you.
19:16They had this game over here that I don't know if you're familiar with it. It's called Buffalo Link. Oh, I've heard of it. Look at it. Oh, it's got the big superhero. I don't know about this, but that's not Buffalo Link. That's Buffalo Lightning Link. I like that game. I like doing OBR on that game. Have you heard about the Buffalo Lightning McQueen link that they're coming out with? Yes, actually. Yeah. I have not.
19:42Yeah, we're doing the world premiere. Where? Indiana 500. Oh, yeah. Did I miss a joke here again? Lightning McQueen is a character in the movie Cars, and it's about racing. Oh, here we don't go.
20:00But this one's about Buffalo's racing. Should we do a coin bonus OBR trying to get the super grand? Yes. Yes. I like that idea. Fifty dollars or something like that. Yeah. Try to get a coin bonus. Now, is this everything we have? Yeah. So it's two thousand seventeen hundred profit right now. Yeah. So it's about a high watermark right now.
20:24No, after that last hand pay was our high watermark. Do we have a run back bet right now? Yes. Okay. Three thousand dollar floor before Buffalo Link or what? Sure. Buffalo Lightning McQueen link. Oh, that's massive, guys. Well, it's one one one two two, right? Vegas Mac. New high watermark. No way. Really? For sure. Is it a hand pay? Very close.
20:51How'd you know? Is that a high watermark? Yes. Forty four ninety eight high watermark. I think you need to let go of your obsession with the high watermark. I really do. Well, there's a lot of things I need to do. But that in particular, like, listen, if you think you've won enough money, just quit. Okay. Quit. I just think obsessing over the high watermark just makes you so.
21:18Yeah, but I have a lot of problems. Like you mentioned something else earlier today. I forgot what it was, but something I needed to do would be better. I remember. And and then like not getting mad about losing. Also really need to work on my hatred of blackjack and the fact that I think that we just need to go back to playing one hand.
21:40Well, yeah, if we just play one hand, you're not going to have the. Well, yeah, they won't get blackjack five times in the show, but you'll forget you'll forget about it because it's just one hand. Yeah. But when you play for a long period of time, all the different emotions are going to come into play. You're going to have the blackjacks. You get the blackjacks against you. You're going to have a 19 and they're going to draw to a 20. You're going to have a 20. They're going to draw to the 21.
22:03See, the thing that's annoying about you is you're always so logical and calm. OK, people don't like that. People don't like that. They like they agree with. They agree with me that you should get mad about losing and you should love winning. I don't. I mean, it would be boring if everybody, you know, didn't care. I care. Like I would like to see you do a victory lap. Then if we get the hammer.
22:28Oh, when are we going to see a WBG victory lap? Yeah. You know what? We got to come up with a metric. I got to figure out what I'm going to read that letter because a lot of people have asked me to do that. Have you found it? No, but it's got to be in my little hope chest or whatever it's called. You have a hope chest? No, but I have. What did you call it? A tote? I don't know.
22:47I don't know. I have some kind of Rubbermaid bin. Oh, yeah. Keepsakes. I got I got the baseball that I got when I was like in seventh grade. The game winning ball when I played Little League. I have a signed Pete Rose baseball.
23:09Oh, this is a great story, actually. I remember like one of my best friends, Danny. He was pitching for the other team and they were beating us. I think it was two to nothing. Bottom of the ninth. I was at the bottom of the sixth. Sorry, we only played six innings. You're going to have to go below the floor for the WBG story. Go ahead. Six innings? Yeah, I think it was six innings. And I hit a game winning home run. No way. Nice one. And I made him cry. Why?
23:37He started crying because I actually was kind of bittersweet. Oh, he was on the other team. Was it T-Ball? He was pitching for the other team. And you hit a home run off of him? I hit a home run off of him, yeah. Nice. Over the fence or inside the park? I was not a very fast runner. No way. So most people can hit an inside the park home run. I maybe get to between first and second base. Yeah, so you hit it over the fence? I hit it over the fence. Wow.
24:07How many feet was it? What's that? How many feet was the fence? I don't know. What is it? Little League fence? 180? I don't know. 210s? I wish you had video of that. Yeah, I still have that baseball. WBG. We're getting down to break evenage here. Make justice back in your day. Come on. Yeah. This thing just all of a sudden was a complete disaster. Oh, yeah. We're way off the high water mark. We've got to quit here and break even floor. Danny had red curly hair. What a...
24:37I wonder what he's doing. Works at a carnival. All right. All right. Let's go play something we know we can win on. Buffalo Lightning League, huh? You guys ever played this game? This one here? Yeah. Let's win at it. Now, the counter's quite low, but we're just going for the coin bonus OBR. We've never played a 130 counter before, I don't think.
25:03You say quite low. What does it start at? 100. And it's 133? But maybe that's good luck. Oh, wow. That was a weird noise you just made.
25:15Oh, the WBG laugh of the day. Oh, go for round two with the laugh. Here it goes. The face you made. What? The face you made imitating EJ. Well, I thought he had choked or something. I wasn't sure. You thought he was getting choked by Dracula?
25:37You think we're going to get the free feature? I don't think we're a huge favorite to get it, no. I wonder if it ever hits that 148. You know what? Just because the counter's so low... Better do a question of the day. I'm going to look for a question. Okay. Would you have not done it otherwise? You would have skipped it today? No, I always want to do it. Have we ever forgotten the day? Probably. You asked that the other day. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Did I get an answer?
26:05I tell you what, if you want an answer, you're going to have to put it in the YouTube video comments.
26:09Oh, we got it. No, we got the coins. So we have a shot at the Super Grand. Yes, that's the objective. Watch. When you start this bonus... Now 4,400 is the high water mark? Yeah. Go ahead. I think it's because I was lucky. 96. Bonus and a bonus. Let's go. Oh, yes.
26:40All right. We need a hold and spin here to win. Oh, I like our chances. 96,000. We're live.
26:49Coin. Oh, is that seven? It was. Rascals.
27:03Oh, well, 2x2 Buffalo. Oh, man. Coin. Two more. Oh, idiot.
27:19Three? Again? Two. Why'd you say two? Reverse-psychologize? Reverse-psychologize the machine. You'll learn.
27:29You finally cracked the code, Vegas, man. I did. All right, we got a whole bonus left here.
27:34Well, let's get something in it. Come on. I want a hold and spin, and I want it now. Nice.
27:44Coin. Coin. God darn it. Come on. Coin.
27:51Coin. Okay, three. Good. All right. I think we need to go another one.
28:01Well, we broke even on the objective. Do you want to go again? I don't know. I kind of like this game.
28:06All right. I found the questions, so we can... Yeah, sure.
28:10You know, I do have an idea that Vegas Matt just said, I want it now. Yeah.
28:16Do they have a Willy Wonka we could play here? A lot of people really love Willy Wonka.
28:20Yeah, maybe we could follow up with that. Well, do you want to not do another one of these and then do something else?
28:25Do you have something else in mind? No. Oh. I got this question ready, so... All right, let's do it.
28:29Fire it in there. I mean, I was looking. I had found it right when we had the last one, so here we go.
28:35So, Two Letters, Two Words asks,
28:38I hear you all occasionally talk about free slot invitations for tournaments that you enter based on your very valuable players' points.
28:47For those of us that don't have free entries, do you think these are a good gamble?
28:52I guess they're talking about ones where you have to either play up to get invited or buy in.
28:59Well, I would say that the casino always does things that benefits them.
29:06So I think the WBG answer would be, you should always use a player's card, and if you do get invited, you should go.
29:13Yeah, I mean, assuming you're...
29:15If it's going to make you go to the casino where you otherwise wouldn't gamble when you're not planning to,
29:20you should really think about that, because then you might spend more of your budget than you ordinarily would.
29:26But you want to kind of look at the tournaments.
29:28If it's a complete free roll and you're going to be there, or if it's convenient for you, by all means, it's a free roll.
29:35Do you think anyone has a budget and they're like, rent, car, gambling?
29:40I actually think that is the majority.
29:44I think most people absolutely do.
29:46They're like, I take $200 to the casino, if I lose it, I leave.
29:50Are you saying they do a daily budget and they know exactly what all their expenses are?
29:56And then they have a line item for gambling.
29:59Are you saying, is there a budget that exists?
30:01Yeah, it's like, okay, I got $300 for the month for gambling.
30:04Oh! Oh! Still good.
30:06Is it?
30:07Yeah.
30:09How much?
30:11I think it's around $900, that's my guess.
30:14Wow, that's a very good guess.
30:16So, no, people do that. They have groceries.
30:19Yeah, why wouldn't they? I bet you people do.
30:21But I want to expound on my answer.
30:24There are some slot tournaments, you can look at them, and it might be a $100,000 slot tournament.
30:33And let's say it's $200 to enter.
30:38Yeah.
30:39And they're only inviting 300 people. So what is that, 60,000?
30:44Yeah.
30:45So that means the casino is adding $40,000 to the prize pool above the entry fees.
30:48Right.
30:49So in those cases, it's kind of a good deal. I mean, it's a small good deal, but it's a good deal nonetheless.
30:56Right, you can kind of look at the total prize pool and number of players and divide the two.
31:01And see what it's worth.
31:02See what an entry in it is worth.
31:04So would you go to the casino for $150?
31:07Exactly, right. If there's a $30,000 slot tournament and they have 1,000 entries, that means on average it's worth $30,000.
31:14$30.
31:15$30, right, per player.
31:18So if you've played it an infinite number of times, you'd average winning $30. That's the math.
31:24Is $30,000 enough to incentivize you to go? If you would go for $30,000 in free play, then sure.
31:29And it's fun. And you could get lucky and win it.
31:32Yeah.
31:33That's how I would look at it.
31:34Absolutely.
31:38I love talking about that stuff. We talk about that a lot in the Discord. A lot of people ask those kind of questions.
31:43Vegas Mad hosted a slot tournament recently.
31:46And the funny thing is, thank you for the question. Send a screenshot, two words, two letters, two words.
31:52Send a screenshot of your question to InfiniteVegasMad.com and we'll send you a gift card to the VegasMad.com merch store.
31:57I know for a fact he's in the Discord.
32:01I've heard that name before.
32:03Yes, you have. You might carry something around in your pocket from him.
32:06Is he the one giving the money clip?
32:08I'm not saying he is, but it might be.
32:10Coin! Ah, I need more of those money clips.
32:13He's coming to town.
32:14All right.
32:15Just so you know, there was no nepotism. There was no preference. That was the first question that popped up.
32:23Seems like nepotism to me.
32:25Now, since I kind of screwed up and said, let's keep playing, and we ended up losing $2,000 during that question of the day,
32:32we might have to go do a $2,000 get even or get even worse on Baccarat.
32:37On Baccarat.
32:38What do you think?
32:39Yeah, sure.
32:40Or a $2,000 get even or get even worse at $125 Dragon Link spins.
32:46Oh, I like that.
32:47We've been having trouble with the table games recently.
32:50We got to win some Willy Wonka money.
32:52Some walking around money.
32:54Oh, man.
32:55We got this.
32:56Walking around.
32:57I heard you.
32:59That was a wonky delivery.
33:01All right, I'll bet you we lose.
33:04Okay, shit.
33:05High Limit Dragon Link is in a very loud part of the casino, so let's get this bonus quick.
33:11$125.
33:12Oh, you put $3,000 in.
33:13Yeah.
33:14All right.
33:15So it's a $3,000 get even or get even worse-er.
33:18All right, let's win a lot. Come on.
33:20I bet you we get to $31,000 at some point this year.
33:24So the total in it is now $5,000.
33:27Yeah.
33:28So what's your issue with that?
33:30No, I just thought we were going to do a $2,000 get even or get even $125 spins.
33:34Yeah, well, that's what you get for putting me in charge of putting the money in the machine.
33:37Yeah, that's what I get.
33:39Got to do something with all that money.
33:41You know why?
33:42I figured if this doesn't work out...
33:44Get $5,000 hands in order.
33:46Exactly.
33:47You're starting to learn how I think.
33:49This is going to work out.
33:51Oh.
33:52Come on, I like $125 spins.
33:54A lot of times we get big bonuses.
33:58Two more.
33:59Oh.
34:00I thought we had it.
34:01All right.
34:02Okay.
34:03Aw.
34:07I think we're going to get it.
34:10Lanterns or balls, you think?
34:12I really hope balls.
34:13I don't like the free games bonus on the Panda.
34:15I mean, Dragon King always does it for us.
34:18It has done it a lot in the past.
34:20Pandas...
34:21Not much of Pandas.
34:23Five lines, so it's kind of rough.
34:25Oh, is that what it is?
34:27Yeah.
34:29All right.
34:30Okay.
34:31One more.
34:32No.
34:33Oh, idiot.
34:36Come on.
34:37Still got some ammo left.
34:39Aw, blocker.
34:42We got this.
34:44I know we're going to win the hand if it comes down to that.
34:47I know it.
34:49You giving up already?
34:51No, I'm saying if.
34:52If.
34:53In the unlikely event.
34:56Oh, man.
34:57That was a lot of Pandas, but they didn't connect.
35:02Idiot.
35:03Okay, I'm not so sure anymore.
35:05Yeah, I screwed it all up.
35:08Come on.
35:09Why can't we just get one bonus?
35:11Let's go.
35:12It's getting kind of loud in here.
35:14I need a bonus.
35:15Let's hit the ground and make it louder.
35:18Can you imagine?
35:19We almost lost $3,000.
35:22We just did lose $3,000?
35:24Yep, we did.
35:25That was dumb.
35:26Stupid.
35:27Dumb idea on my part.
35:29Idiot.
35:30Continuing on the Buffalo League and this.
35:33Halftime report.
35:34It's really loud in here.
35:35We're going to win this hand, and then we're going to go back to the quiet part of the casino and play some more.
35:40All right.
35:41Blackjack.
35:42Always lucky when you only play one hand.
35:43I think that's the secret.
35:45That's our new theory.
35:46New theory.
35:47Go ahead.
35:48One $5,000 hand.
35:49No problem.
35:50Look at that.
35:51A six.
35:52And a six.
35:54That's good.
35:55No problem.
35:56Ten, ten, and bust.
35:57No problem.
35:58Yay!
35:59You see?
36:00That's the secret.
36:01One hand.
36:02Oh, I love it.
36:03Buffalo Ultimate Stampede.
36:04Dracula was full.
36:06Lanterns of the Dragon was full.
36:08So this must have been meant to be.
36:09It must have been.
36:10Changed it now again.
36:11Hey, how about winning that hand, huh?
36:12Oh, I'd love it.
36:13No, I don't like it.
36:15I loved it.
36:16I know you did.
36:17I mean, I was absolutely, though, in shock that they didn't get a four or five on that hand.
36:22A sixteen.
36:23They actually got a six in Boston.
36:24Yeah.
36:25Twenty-two many.
36:26They made it close, though.
36:27Yeah, they got as close as they could.
36:29I feel good, because we could have been down ten easy.
36:31Now we're even-ish.
36:33And the Bonu meter's moving along.
36:36It's kind of, was that reset?
36:37That's not.
36:38Oh, wait.
36:39Oh, wait.
36:40Oh, my.
36:41Oh, that's huge.
36:42Oh, my Lanta.
36:43Oh, it's not as huge as I thought.
36:44Oh, it's not?
36:45Well, it's one, two, one, one, three.
36:46That's how much?
36:47Nine hundred or so.
36:48That's not enough.
36:49Why isn't it more?
36:50No, it should have been more.
36:51It should have been more.
36:52Yeah, it will be more.
36:53Why wasn't it more?
36:54Yeah, WBG.
36:55Why?
36:56Well, because the pay table.
36:57Very rare.
36:58Well, this is, this is not a good Buffalo pay table.
36:59No, it's good.
37:00On, like, Buffalo Link, that would have been a lot more.
37:01Well, on Buffalo Link, you would have potentially gotten it in the bonus or the multiplier,
37:02just like you could here.
37:03But there were no multipliers, and a couple of the rows were only one high, right?
37:04I don't believe you.
37:05Listen.
37:06It's a scam.
37:07No, it was nine hundred dollars.
37:08A fifty dollar bet, that's not a scam.
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39:40We're getting wrecked.
39:41I noticed that.
39:43We were stuck $5,000.
39:44Now we're stuck $1,400.
39:51That WBG king of the glass is half full.
39:55Nothing wrong with that.
39:56Let's go.
39:57Come on.
39:59It's almost all the way across, man.
40:00We should just have found one that had the Bonu meter all the way up already.
40:04Did we decide we're going until we get the bonus?
40:06Yeah.
40:07It's so busy.
40:08That was the only one that was open.
40:10Oh.
40:11No, I don't know.
40:13A $2,000 loss doesn't seem like the end of the world to me.
40:17What does it seem like to you?
40:19A loss, but not a horrific one.
40:23Well, we could play another hand of blackjack.
40:26You want to go back over there?
40:28The band started.
40:30Idiot.
40:32Added $1,000.
40:33Last chance.
40:34We got to get a bonus.
40:35Come on.
40:36Come on.
40:38How about a $3,000 bonus would be good.
40:44But, yeah.
40:45We need something here.
40:46Come on.
40:49Coin bonus would be good.
40:51Bonu meter would be good.
40:53We're going to get it.
40:56You feel it?
40:57Come on.
40:58Come on.
41:02Coin bonus would be epic.
41:06Let's do it.
41:12Oh, oh, oh.
41:18How much was that?
41:19$250.
41:21I think.
41:22I think something like that.
41:23Nothing to sneeze at.
41:24Come on.
41:25Bonus.
41:26Let's go.
41:27What does that mean when people say nothing to sneeze at?
41:30I mean, what is something you would sneeze at?
41:33I don't know.
41:34I sneeze in the sun a lot.
41:35The origin of that is, like, when you sneeze at the sun?
41:38If you say something, someone's silly,
41:39and someone just sneezes, like, pah!
41:42Like if you go to a movie in the morning,
41:44and then you come out to the light,
41:45that makes me sneeze.
41:47I get it, but we're talking about the expression,
41:49that's nothing to sneeze at.
41:50I know.
41:51I mean, has there ever been anything, ever,
41:53that made you sneeze? I changed the subject.
41:56I think this is important to explore.
41:57I sneeze at you.
42:00I sneeze at that.
42:01Have a good day, sir.
42:03Complete disaster.
42:04Yeah, absolute disaster.
42:07We should have never left Dracula.
42:12Cowbell of poverty.
42:13$30 spend.
42:14Get it.
42:20Trying everything here.
42:25All right, $1.50, leave it for the next person.
42:27Well, it was an interesting day, folks.
42:29I was wearing my new shirt, which I liked.
42:32Felt rather dressy.
42:34Won that $5,000 hand, I liked it.
42:36Gave away that three grand just then, not a fan.
42:39Dracula is now two for two.
42:42Ah, what else happened?
42:43Dragon Link, $125, really a letdown.
42:46And this thing, Buffalo Stampede,
42:49was just like a buffalo chip,
42:51like a big, one of those turds you find on the trail
42:54when you're riding horses, and then buffaloes, too.
42:57I don't know.
42:59Not the world's, you know, worst day.
43:01$3,000 some days feels like a win.
43:04I'm out of ideas.
43:05It's a very busy night.
43:07I'm gonna go get a nice free dinner.
43:09When I say free, I mean $3,000 dinner
43:12for me and seven of my closest friends.
43:14Kind of nice.
43:15Figure that's gotta be worth at least 400 bucks.
43:18So I really only lost 2,600.
43:20So there is that.
43:22All right, well, I hope your day was wonderful.
43:25I don't even know if it's day or night.
43:26I don't even know what I'm talking about
43:27at this point in time.
43:28I'm just talking.
43:29Sometimes that happens.
43:30I just talk and don't even have a way to stop.
43:32I can't do it, you know?
43:33And watching WBG's face and EJ's eyes,
43:36which I can barely see over the thing.
43:39You guys have anything else I need to discuss here?
43:41Make sure you subscribe.
43:42You mention that from time to time.
43:44A lot of people think that subscribing
43:45is some involved process that costs something.
43:48Nope, it's as easy as just hitting a little button
43:50that says subscribe, which just means like-
43:52You know, 48% of the people who watch the video
43:54are subscribed, only, or 52% don't.
43:57Let's try to flip that switch.
43:59I'd like to see 52% of you be subscribed and 48 not.
44:03All right, I don't know.
44:04Why wouldn't you not subscribe?
44:04It's not very nice.
44:05I mean, we sit here and lose all this money.
44:07Biggest Mac.
44:08WBG thinks of dumb things to say all day.
44:10And like, what was the one that he just said?
44:12Oh, the sneezing.
44:13And if anyone doesn't know the origin of the, you know,
44:15that's nothing to sneeze at,
44:16please let us know in the comments,
44:18because I'm now curious.
44:19So anyway, that's it, right?
44:22Subscribe, and you were going to say something.
44:24Enjoy your dinner.
44:25Enjoy my dinner?
44:26Your dinner, yeah.
44:26Well, you're coming.
44:27Oh, okay.
44:28All right.
44:29I'll enjoy it too.
44:30Let's hope they got vegan stuff.
44:31All right then, people.
44:32We'll see you tomorrow.