Doctor Odyssey - Season 1 Episode 7 -
Oh, Daddy ,
Doctor Odyssey S01E07
Oh, Daddy ,
Doctor Odyssey S01E07
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00:00Last night, Eric Colby went overboard.
00:03I know we're all far from our home cities,
00:06but here on the Odyssey, you are never alone.
00:11It led me to reevaluate my life,
00:13and it inspired me to make a bucket list,
00:16and the first thing on it was to see the world,
00:18and that's why I took this job.
00:19What else is on that bucket list?
00:21Bucket list item number five.
00:24Have a three-way.
00:31Whoo!
00:36Leaner than a bear.
00:38Muscular.
00:40With some body hair.
00:42What am I?
00:43Okay.
00:44Don't tell me. I...
00:46An otter.
00:47Wolf.
00:48Lean and muscular is the key.
00:50Wolf. Damn it.
00:51You're doing great.
00:52I'm not great enough.
00:54Tomorrow, this ship gets commandeered
00:56by several hundred gay men,
00:57and whoever comes aboard this ship,
00:59I better know the language.
01:00Next card.
01:01Ah, so this is what Max is.
01:05What?
01:06Easy one.
01:07Daddy.
01:08What?
01:09No. Ding, ding, ding.
01:10No, I am not a daddy.
01:12What do you think you are, then, Max?
01:13I don't know.
01:14A jock? Is that a thing?
01:15Oh, it's a thing.
01:16I'm just not sure it's a you thing.
01:18You know what I mean?
01:19Well, excuse me.
01:20What are you?
01:21Cool kids, then.
01:22Mask.
01:23Femme.
01:24Twink.
01:25Twunk.
01:26Silver fox.
01:27Relax.
01:28Daddy's are in.
01:29They're having a moment, as the kids say.
01:33Cap's little brother's a daddy.
01:35Yep.
01:36You're all gonna meet Craig tomorrow.
01:37He and his new beau are coming aboard.
01:39Oh, the lifelong bachelors finally met someone, huh?
01:42That's the word on the waves.
01:45I am so damn proud of him.
01:47God, what that guy's been through.
01:49I mean, against all odds,
01:50little Craig has landed on his feet.
01:53He's over 15 years, happily partnered.
01:56Who knows what's next?
01:57A better pattern of little feet?
02:00All right, back to business.
02:02Listen, 12 hours before we embark.
02:04Okay, Cap.
02:05For all the marbles, define mother.
02:14Mother.
02:15A queen who has style and grace and elegance
02:19and serves the house down boots.
02:22Mama!
02:24Yeah, that's right.
02:26You heard it here.
02:28You heard it here.
02:48Is this what it's always like for you?
02:50All the staring and winking.
02:52It feels very...
02:53Invasive.
02:54Amazing.
02:55I was gonna say, amazing.
02:56Hi there.
02:57Hello.
02:58Welcome to gang week.
02:59POV, you're having your first drink on the odyssey.
03:01It's giving cruising.
03:04Oh, it is giving cruising, all right.
03:07Ahoy, daddy.
03:11Did you hear what he just called you?
03:13Mm-mm.
03:16Daddy.
03:17Nope.
03:19Why don't we do this every week?
03:25Honk, honk, mother tacos.
03:27Marsha the penguins is here.
03:30Charmed.
03:35Ahoy, Capitan.
03:38Ooh, look at you, serving all this naval realness.
03:43Marsha, my god.
03:46Marsha, my god.
03:48Don't you look stunning.
03:51But listen, could you keep it down?
03:54Not so loud.
03:55Not so loud?
03:57Baby, loud and proud is the only way I roll, okay, girl?
04:01Yes!
04:03Yes!
04:04I get it.
04:05But listen, I booked you as a surprise from my brother.
04:09You're his favorite queen.
04:11So if you just keep it down a little bit,
04:14until the show tonight on the down low, I get it.
04:17Quiet.
04:18Screams.
04:19Kind of reminds me of high school.
04:22All right.
04:23I got you, bro.
04:24Okay.
04:26Of course.
04:27Wow.
04:29Two massive boys under one roof.
04:31That must have been an epic sibling rivalry.
04:33Well, actually, it wasn't like that.
04:35You know, Craig is 10 years my junior.
04:37Our mom wasn't around, and my dad worked nights,
04:40so I basically ended up raising the kid on my own.
04:43Wow.
04:44That's tough.
04:45It was tough.
04:46The kid was a pain in the ass.
04:48But you know, somehow, through it all, and quite by accident,
04:51we became best friends.
04:53I introduced him to Schwarzenegger, he introduced me to Streisand.
04:56I wanted to give him my old G.I. Joes, he wanted Barbies.
05:00You know, after a while, Max, I just, I said, what the hell?
05:03Go with the flow, man.
05:05I guess it's all just shiny plastic at the end of the day.
05:08That it is.
05:14A gay cruise?
05:17No, no, no.
05:18Let me pull up the booking.
05:19This is not right.
05:20You know, I thought there seemed to be
05:22an unusually high concentration of mustaches.
05:24Uh-huh.
05:25Right here on the website.
05:26Splash.
05:27A playful week for those expecting.
05:29See?
05:30Love and acceptance, fun in the sun, and buns, buns, buns.
05:32Expecting.
05:33Buns.
05:34It's actually one sentence.
05:36A playful week for those expecting love and acceptance,
05:38fun in the sun, and...
05:40Okay, but the events on the itinerary
05:42are clearly for parents.
05:44Daddy's only cardio class?
05:46Yeah, this yoga class is called Work Mama.
05:48Yeah, no, it's pronounced Work Mama.
05:54I am so sorry for the confusion.
05:56You're, of course, welcome to stay,
05:58or I'm happy to offer you a refund.
06:00I think, honestly, this just isn't for us.
06:02Casey.
06:03Don't tell me you want to stay.
06:05I don't want to stay.
06:07Don't tell me you want to stay.
06:10In less than a month, our lives will belong to her.
06:13And I can't wait for that day,
06:15but this vacation will be the last child-free experience
06:18that we get for the next 18 years.
06:20I mean, the next time that we'll have this kind of freedom,
06:23it'll be...
06:242042.
06:30We will stay.
06:32But we want an upgrade.
06:34A suite with a balcony.
06:36I don't want to go full Karen,
06:38but as the only pregnant person on this ship,
06:40we need it.
06:42Yes, views are very important for pregnancy reasons.
06:45Mm-hmm.
06:47Let me see what I can do.
06:57Skipper.
06:59Oh, my God, look who's here.
07:01What? Call security.
07:03Who let these beggars in here?
07:05I take orders from you.
07:06Sorry, Hillbilly ass.
07:08When's the mutiny?
07:09Oh, well, any day now.
07:11Happy to see you, Robbie.
07:12You too, Craig. Welcome.
07:14Oh, this is Avery, our nurse practitioner.
07:16Hi.
07:17And you must be the famous Brian.
07:19Ah, almost famous.
07:21A brave man.
07:22It's a hell of a job taking care of this one.
07:24And a thankless one, but somebody's got to do it.
07:27Better you than me.
07:29I'm honored to meet my brother's better half,
07:31and clearly his better-looking half.
07:33Ha, well, not quite half.
07:36Hello, boys.
07:37Hi.
07:38I know we're excited, but look what we forgot in the taxi.
07:40Traveling with an assistant? That's awesome.
07:43What would I do without you?
07:46You would burn like a sun-dried tomato.
07:48SPF, I want it on before we hit the pool deck, both of you.
07:52Riley is not our assistant.
07:54He's our third.
07:58Nice to meet you.
08:01Welcome, welcome.
08:04The boy with the barrier, apparently.
08:07He's our little rebel.
08:09Oh, I read in Condé Nast there's a seafood buffet that has five stars.
08:13That's got to be a mistake, right?
08:15The only thing that has five stars is the Costco food court.
08:18Well, the lobster tails are this way,
08:21and I'll let you make up your own mind
08:23about how they stack up against those famous hot dogs.
08:31Oh, good, you're here.
08:33I just wanted to double-check.
08:35Have you stocked up on plenty of prep?
08:37Yep.
08:38Good.
08:39And Goxypep?
08:40Mm-hmm.
08:41Also extra penicillin and vitamin drips.
08:44Yep.
08:45I want the cruisers this week to have a smooth ride.
08:49Check, check, and check.
08:52May I make an observation?
08:54Of course.
08:55You were on a cruise.
08:58Of course.
08:59You were awfully cool back there with the whole thruple thing.
09:04A lot of people over the age of 40 struggle with this new fluidity,
09:07the new freedom, the new rules, and you didn't.
09:10You were loving and accepting, and that's pretty cool.
09:15I try.
09:16You know, I mean, I really do try.
09:18Do I understand the pronouns of these young people these days?
09:21Hell no.
09:22But I'm willing to learn.
09:23I'm open.
09:24I give respect and my undivided attention to two things,
09:28the sea and the human condition.
09:33And what my brother means to me.
09:35Don't make me cry, Captain.
09:38This mascara isn't waterproof.
09:41Well, if I'm being honest, I mean, I raised him because I was older,
09:45but truth of the matter is, he was my teacher.
09:50He expanded my horizons.
09:53He taught me how to love unconditionally.
09:56But before he got sober, oh, God, he was a nightmare.
10:00I mean, I had sleepless nights.
10:02I didn't know whether he was going to live the week or O.D.
10:06or die in an accident.
10:10But somehow, he survived and thrived.
10:15And he's here and happy, and that's the gift.
10:19Now, do I completely understand this polyamory business?
10:23Hell no.
10:24But I love my brother, and I'm open to learn.
10:29You know, the idea of multiple partners has been around
10:32since people have had relationships.
10:35It works for some.
10:40Yes, my brother, the trouble does beg the question, doesn't it?
10:44Which is?
10:45That deep human condition question.
10:50Can all of my needs be met by one person?
10:59Good talk.
11:12So, what do you guys do?
11:15This.
11:17We're travel gays.
11:19We're the Marx.
11:22On TikTok.
11:24Oh, wow.
11:27That must be so cool, you know, seeing all those places,
11:31eating all the foods.
11:33We don't really eat the food.
11:35We get fat.
11:36We always bring our own.
11:38Can I borrow yours for a picture, though?
11:41Yeah, sure.
11:42I still see her elbow.
11:43Come here, we can watch.
11:45And that, my friends, is the exact moment that I found out
11:49that a cat is not just a pet, but also a great character witness.
11:53And that Jell-O's not just a liquid, but a substance.
11:55Right, and soft touch in sports has nothing to do with my feelings.
12:00So, that's where you guys all met, playing volleyball?
12:05Yeah, we did.
12:06It was a gay and lesbian volleyball league.
12:09Our team was terrible.
12:11The girls crushed us every time.
12:13It was a nice way to hang out with people sober, you know?
12:15And then Brian and I met in AA,
12:17and we made eyes at each other for a whole year,
12:20and no boyfriends in the first year of AA.
12:22But once I got my year token, you know, I called him.
12:25But, of course, like most handsome gay men, he was already spoken for.
12:29Then he came over to our house.
12:31We invited him over to the house one night, and we cooked.
12:33I made Mom's chicken pot pie, which he loved.
12:36And you made this fruit.
12:39It's like Truman Capote or something, right?
12:41Compote.
12:42Compote?
12:43Compost.
12:44But it was good.
12:45And we just stayed up all night and laughed.
12:47We just laughed.
12:48We found we had so much in common, all three of us,
12:50that it was just like we had immediate eclectic energy together.
12:56It's nontraditional, untraditional,
12:59but the gays have already rewritten the relationship rulebook.
13:02Yeah, so we thought we'd just make a little tiny little edit.
13:08Right?
13:09Yeah.
13:10Hey, Craig.
13:11You haven't been drinking, have you?
13:15Seriously?
13:16You're asking me if I'm drinking?
13:18Yeah, seriously.
13:19I mean, you seem, like, happy.
13:21You seem happy?
13:23Like I'm having a nice time?
13:24We're on a cruise.
13:25Isn't that what you're supposed to do on a cruise?
13:27Rob, I have not compromised my sobriety.
13:31I've worked very hard.
13:32Great.
13:33Right?
13:34Good.
13:35I know.
13:36I'm not being judgmental.
13:37I'm just asking.
13:38It seems a little judgmental to me.
13:39I know what this is.
13:40We used to do this as a kid.
13:41You don't approve of my new love situation.
13:44Is that it?
13:45And this is his way of getting me back.
13:48It's a very passive-aggressive move that he's done our whole life.
13:51Babe, babe.
13:52What?
13:53He seems cool with her.
13:54He seems really cool with her.
13:55It's actually inspiring how cool he's being with her.
13:58Yes.
13:59I know.
14:00I know.
14:01I know what he does.
14:02Rob, I haven't had a drink in 15 years.
14:05And tonight, it is any different tonight.
14:10Okay.
14:11Five, six, five, six.
14:14Now they asked for a show.
14:16And they didn't know they were going to get a show.
14:20Marcia?
14:21You got me, Marcia.
14:26Marcia.
14:29Rob.
14:57Rob.
14:59Rob.
15:10I think you're supposed to give her some money.
15:13I can't give her money.
15:16Okay.
15:29Rob.
15:30Rob.
15:31Rob.
15:32Rob.
15:33Rob.
15:34Rob.
15:35Rob.
15:36Rob.
15:37Rob.
15:38Rob.
15:39Rob.
15:40Rob.
15:41Rob.
15:42Rob.
15:43Rob.
15:44Rob.
15:45Rob.
15:46Rob.
15:47Rob.
15:48Rob.
15:49Rob.
15:50Rob.
15:51Rob.
15:52Rob.
15:53Rob.
15:54Rob.
15:55Rob.
15:56Rob.
15:57Rob.
15:59Let's get a line in.
16:00Push five milligrams of morphine.
16:02Tristan, I need you to get some ice packs.
16:04Yeah.
16:05On it.
16:06She's inhaled the fumes.
16:07She needs an albuterol treatment now.
16:09We could be dealing with a pulmonary inhalation injury.
16:11If she keeps coughing like this, she could tear a hole in her lung.
16:15Okay.
16:20I'll take a listen.
16:25Heads up, doc.
16:29Take a deep breath.
16:31Big inhale.
16:33Exhale.
16:35Stable for now?
16:37Yeah.
16:38Let's prep her for a CT scan.
16:39I want to take a look at her lungs.
16:40Make sure there's no permanent damage.
16:41Okay.
16:50Okay.
16:51Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.
16:52I have good news.
16:55Your lungs look fine.
16:56There's no permanent damage to your major bronchus or your alveoli.
16:59And as for the skin, they're just superficial burns.
17:03If you'll excuse me, I'll go update the captain.
17:15Oh, my God.
17:16Oh, my God.
17:18Oh, my God.
17:19Please let this be like one of those dreams where your teeth fall out or something.
17:22Like, wake up.
17:23Wake up.
17:24Wake up.
17:25Wake up.
17:26Wake up.
17:27Marcia, it's going to be all right.
17:29It's good news.
17:30No serious damage, just aesthetic.
17:38You don't get it.
17:39Aesthetics are important.
17:42Looks matter.
17:43Like, this week, on this cruise, I have to look gorgeous as a girl.
17:47I have to look sexy as a man.
17:52Well, I'm certain you'll do both just fine.
17:54No, Tristan.
17:56People like you, people who look the way you look, you'll be just fine.
18:00You don't get what it's like to date a drag queen.
18:02All right?
18:03And I know that everyone in drag loves me.
18:05But out of drag, I'm too black, I'm too fat, or too feminine.
18:12I'm too much.
18:16And now, on top of all that, my wig burned on my head.
18:19I look like some scabby-ass Lord Voldemort.
18:22Tomorrow we arrive at our first port.
18:24There's this fabulous little mercado.
18:27How about the two of us go hat shopping?
18:41Go ahead.
18:42No, no, after you.
18:43Please, please, I insist.
18:45I think we need to talk about what happened the other night.
18:51I'm pretty sure we made a pact to never ever speak about that ever again, as long as we all shall live.
18:56We did, but the fact is, you two were acting weird.
18:58Like, really extremely weird.
19:03Like that.
19:04Look, if you boys are going to be such boys about it, I'll say it.
19:08I had fun.
19:10It was exciting.
19:11And hot.
19:14And I know we said it was only going to be a one-time thing, but...
19:17I had fun, too.
19:20I mean, I've been thinking about it a lot.
19:22You guys are terrible at pacts.
19:23Well, what would this look like, then?
19:25It would look like whatever we wanted it to look like.
19:27This cruise is full of people.
19:29Couples and drepples, trios and polyamorous quadrangles,
19:33finding ways to make it work outside the traditional norms and rules.
19:36Do either of you actually know what the word pact means?
19:38Because I'm starting to wonder.
19:39I'm not saying that we need to define or decide anything right now.
19:42I'm just saying we're capable of feeling happiness,
19:46and that is something to be grateful for.
19:48Why stop ourselves from doing something that makes us happy?
19:50Just because it feels different.
20:10Daniel.
20:11Derek.
20:12David.
20:15Hey.
20:17David?
20:18David.
20:20It's time to go.
20:21We have a beach party on 15.
20:23Who's David?
20:24I'm Rafael.
20:25Hi.
20:28I'm David.
20:32Let's go.
20:33Let's go.
20:34My head is killing me.
20:36Zumba on the beach?
20:37Can we please just get bloodies?
20:38No.
20:39The best way to beat a hangover is to sweat it out.
20:41Besides, it's Daddy Zumba.
20:43Where all the real cruising happens.
20:45Jesus, it's freezing out here.
20:48Are you wearing bronzer?
20:50It's a workout class.
20:51I'm not that gay, babe.
20:52Liar.
20:53You look like Marge Simpson.
20:54Daddy Zumba starts in five.
20:55Come on.
20:56Just hurry.
21:02All right, everybody.
21:06Watch this.
21:09Straight guy's doing better than you.
21:11All right, now.
21:12Double time.
21:15And hop in.
21:16Double time.
21:17And hop in.
21:18Stop.
21:19Stop.
21:20Stop.
21:23Babe.
21:25Babe.
21:30Oh, God.
21:34His blood pressure and pulse are normal, but he's running a fever.
21:36102.2.
21:37Has he ever had a medical condition with symptoms like this?
21:39Or is he taking any new medications?
21:40No, he's literally so healthy.
21:41Like, it's kind of his whole thing.
21:45Mark, is it?
21:46Let's sit you down over here.
21:48I'm going to move him right down,
21:49but he's going to have to be on your side, all right?
21:51Guys?
21:52You okay?
21:53I'll be right back.
21:54The skin looks jaundiced.
21:55With that, with the fever and the nausea,
21:57this could be something infectious.
21:58We should mask up.
21:59Let's finish getting the complete medical inventory
22:01before we jump to conclusions.
22:02Whatever it is, it's clearly spread between them.
22:04Just to be safe, why would we...
22:05It could be food poisoning.
22:06It's not food poisoning, man.
22:08Thank you, Nurse Silva.
22:09With all due respect, diagnosis is my job, not yours.
22:12Okay, well, with all due respect,
22:13Doctor, preventing an outbreak on this ship is all of our job.
22:16Okay, Nurse.
22:18What outbreak is it that you think that we're dealing with here,
22:20based upon the limited information that you've been able to gather?
22:22Based on their symptoms, based on their recent travel history,
22:24it could be a hemorrhagic fever.
22:26It could be Marburg.
22:28Avery?
22:29Yeah?
22:30Is there blood in that vomit?
22:32No.
22:33Okay.
22:34Is there blood in that vomit?
22:36No.
22:37So it's not hemorrhagic fever.
22:39And it's not Marburg because they'd be presenting with a maculopapular rash,
22:41which neither of them have.
22:43Oh, God.
22:44Are we good?
22:47Max?
22:50You should take a look at this.
22:53Oh, God.
22:56Are you telling me you think you have a patient with Marburg?
22:59And isn't that as deadly as the Ebola filovirus?
23:02We can't say for certain, Captain.
23:04We need more information.
23:06The nausea, the jaundice, the rash,
23:08there are too few things that present like this.
23:10I'm sorry.
23:12Marburg has never even been seen in this part of the world.
23:14Are you agreeing with this?
23:16They're travel influencers.
23:18This is a cruise ship.
23:20I wish I didn't, but, you know,
23:22They're travel influencers.
23:23This is a cruise ship.
23:24I wish I didn't, but, yeah, I'm with Tristan.
23:26Contagion protocol requires that we have a confirmed diagnosis.
23:29We are not unanimous.
23:30Then you better get unanimous fast.
23:33I'm going to tell you once how this goes.
23:35The moment I make that call, we head to port.
23:38And then this little conversation suddenly involves a whole lot of people.
23:43Quarantine, homeland security, CDC.
23:47And there is no turning this ship around, literally or figuratively.
23:51So what's it going to be?
23:52We could be ground zero for the next global pandemic.
23:56Do you know what Marburg does?
23:57It rots a patient from the inside out.
23:59He's right.
24:01If it got out that we knew and we waited.
24:06I need another look.
24:07How much time?
24:0820 minutes.
24:09You have 10.
24:10Go.
24:11I'm still the ranking physician on this boat, whether you agree with me or not.
24:14So let's work as a team and get a confirmed diagnosis.
24:17How do you plan on doing that in 10 minutes?
24:19Biopsy.
24:20It's the best way to get a clear picture of what's going on.
24:22A biopsy will take days to get results back.
24:24Not if it's perioperspective.
24:26We'll get immediate results under the microscope.
24:28The perioperspective biopsy requires the patient to undergo surgery.
24:31That's right.
24:32And I wouldn't have to cut anybody open if you'd just done this by the books.
24:35But now my hands are tied, so scrub it.
24:37Wait.
24:39Cut who open?
24:46Mark, I understand you're frightened.
24:49The truth is, we don't know what's wrong with you.
24:51But this biopsy is going to help us to find out, okay?
24:54Will it hurt?
24:55I'm a huge baby.
24:56I'm going to put you under with a general anesthesia.
24:58Have you eaten anything in the past six hours?
25:00Today was a fast day.
25:01It was just sweet potatoes yesterday and the day before that and the day before that.
25:05Sweet potatoes?
25:06Yeah, we've been doing this cleanse for months.
25:08Sweet potatoes have enough nutrients and calories to keep you upright,
25:11but they don't bloat or add weight.
25:14What are you looking for?
25:15Hey, Mark.
25:16Have you kissed anyone other than your boyfriend recently?
25:19Kissed anyone?
25:20A kiss is a gay handshake, so, um, yes.
25:24You can stand up.
25:26It's not heartbreak.
25:33Sweet potatoes.
25:36Sweet potatoes.
25:39Care to explain?
25:42Keratinosis.
25:44And yes, sweet potatoes can do it.
25:46The beta carotene, if you eat too much of it, it'll turn your skin orange.
25:48As for the rash, our patients tested positive for another infectious disease.
25:53Mononucleosis.
25:55Mono?
25:56You mean the kissing disease?
25:58Yes, indeed.
25:59So I put him on a nutrient drip, some anti-amnesis drugs,
26:04activated charcoal the whole night.
26:06No, not a moment too soon, either.
26:08Any longer and the patient's going to suffer permanent brain damage from swelling.
26:12Sweet potatoes, jeez.
26:14Who'd have thought it?
26:15Not me, apparently.
26:19I'm sorry, Max.
26:22I should have listened.
26:27Don't ever question me like that in front of a patient again.
26:29Come on.
26:33Eyes at me.
26:36Now, living and working in close quarters, you're bound to lock horns.
26:40It's normal.
26:42It's even healthy sometimes.
26:45But going forward, I need the three of you in lock, step, sync.
26:51Am I clear?
26:54Yes, Captain.
26:56Captain.
26:57You're way too important.
27:05Wait.
27:12Tristan, I'm sorry.
27:18I know you were just doing what you thought was right.
27:21We're good.
27:22Hold on.
27:24That was not us.
27:26We got through it, but we were not working as a team.
27:29Come on in. Close the door.
27:32You guys, I can't do it.
27:36I just can't.
27:38What happened the other night was wonderful, but it's not me.
27:41You know, maybe I'm too traditional.
27:45Maybe I'm square. I don't know.
27:47But I am a one-woman man.
27:50I want to be in a relationship with one person who I love.
27:55And I want a family.
27:57I want children.
27:59And the Captain's right.
28:01When we're not in sync, we put lives in jeopardy.
28:04And I can't justify that.
28:09Okay.
28:13See you tomorrow.
28:16What are you doing?
28:18Oh, you know, just getting some sun.
28:20I got that vitamin D.
28:22Uh-huh. And all of the extra tension is just gravy.
28:27You might actually be a health hazard.
28:30That's a good thing there's a nice practitioner standing by.
28:33You know, I don't know.
28:36I don't know.
28:38I don't know.
28:40I don't know.
28:42I don't know.
28:44You know, we make a really good duo.
28:48We make an even better trio.
28:51What do you make of all that?
28:53Before, Max's reasoning?
28:55Well, it seems like
28:58stroppy Dr. Prudence is, I don't know,
29:01hiding his feelings behind some HR mumbo-jumbo.
29:05I mean, we were both there. He was...
29:07He was.
29:09Right?
29:11He took this job for a reason. Let his hair down.
29:13Maybe he just needs some convincing.
29:16Let me help you with your back.
29:23What if you tried talking to him?
29:25You boys have your dude dialect I'm not really fluent in.
29:28Yeah.
29:30Oh, she knows about the secret language.
29:34Aves, I...
29:36Well, I guess I could...
29:38I could give it a shot.
29:40Yeah, boy.
29:45This was nice.
29:56Why would you do that?
29:58It's fuzzy like a puppy.
30:00You can touch his fuzzy puppy shorts, babe.
30:02I don't get jealous.
30:04No, why would you do that is the question
30:06I've been up all night asking myself
30:08because as far as I can see
30:10everything in Craig's life has been going
30:12really, really good.
30:14Uh-uh.
30:16Yeah, my life is...
30:18It's beautiful.
30:20And then it hit me. Maybe that's the problem.
30:22Do you know what's almost as addictive as booze?
30:24No.
30:26Chaos.
30:28As alcoholics, we become very, very
30:30comfortable in chaos. We thrive in it.
30:32Right.
30:34So what you're saying is that
30:36everything is going well, then we
30:38sabotage our life and the devil comes in.
30:40Blah, blah, blah, blah.
30:42Brian, I'm sober 15 years, okay?
30:44I've read the big book, too.
30:46Yeah, I know. I'm just trying to get to the bottom
30:48of this relapse, babe. Relapse?
30:50Yes. Brian, I have...
30:52I have not been drinking.
30:54You've been drinking.
31:07I called Sam.
31:09It's your Hoya house.
31:11She has a bed for you waiting when we get back.
31:13What do you say?
31:15Say no.
31:17I'm not going back to rehab. I'm not...
31:19I haven't been drinking, Brian. I'm not drunk.
31:23Play this out.
31:25This keeps going. What happens next?
31:27It's a downward spiral.
31:29No, this is a downward spiral.
31:32Ow!
31:34Oh, my God!
31:36Oh, my God.
31:38I need some help here!
31:51Rob, I'm telling you,
31:53this... it's not what you think.
31:55You never listen to me, Robert.
31:57I know.
31:59I know, but in my defense,
32:01your whole life,
32:03I've felt like I've had to be your brother
32:05and your father and your drill sergeant
32:07all wrapped into one.
32:09But that all changes today.
32:11Today,
32:13I'm your sober buddy
32:15for the rest of this cruise,
32:17and I'm here to listen, not judge.
32:19Okay, listen to this.
32:21I swear to you,
32:23I was not drinking.
32:25Okay.
32:27Let's wait for the results and then talk.
32:29Okay.
32:31I have the results right here.
32:33The first thing that we did
32:35is run a blood test.
32:37Are you okay with me reading the results?
32:39Yeah, yeah, I'm not drinking.
32:43Your blood alcohol content
32:45is way over the limit. You're .12, so...
32:47I'm sorry, but you, my friend,
32:49are intoxicated.
32:51No.
32:53Robbie, I swear to you, I'm not drinking.
32:55There's something wrong.
32:57I beg of you.
32:59I'm not lying to you.
33:05You gotta help me, though.
33:07It's something else.
33:09Doctor, Riley, Brian,
33:11come with me.
33:13I miss my steamboat.
33:17Your key, please.
33:19Yeah.
33:21So we're looking for drugs
33:23or hidden bottles of minibar booze?
33:25A grab-his-dop kit.
33:27Doctor, I think that there is
33:29a policy in medicine that says
33:31when a patient tells you something...
33:33Believe them.
33:35All right, so we're gonna go on a little fact-finding tour here
33:39and see if
33:41anything makes sense.
33:43PPIs.
33:45It's for acid reflux.
33:47Yeah, he's had it since he was a kid.
33:49I want to run a hydrogen breath test.
33:53Holy...
33:55Wow, I've read about this,
33:57but I've never actually seen it before.
33:59This class of drug, PPIs,
34:01reduces stomach acids, but in rare cases,
34:03over time, it can lead to a condition
34:05called autobrewery syndrome.
34:07Autobrewery?
34:09Yes. Essentially, the sugars in your blood
34:11get converted into ethyl alcohol,
34:13which causes the patient to become drunk.
34:15Drunk?
34:17Without drinking.
34:19Leave it to my brother
34:21to find a loophole.
34:23Talk about a free lapse.
34:25So what's the treatment?
34:27It's quite simple, actually. We just need to flush his system out
34:29with an IV, pump him full of nutrients,
34:31electrolytes, and antifungals.
34:33Good news.
34:35Yeah.
34:37Thank you for believing me.
34:41Brother,
34:43I got your back.
34:45Ever since you were little and forever.
34:47It's my job.
34:51Damn it.
34:53Why can't I have a cool brother
34:55who supports me through everything and wears
34:57cool white shoes after Labor Day?
34:59Can't all win the brother lottery.
35:01It's true. The shoes are really good.
35:03I'm grateful for you guys.
35:05Takes a village with this one.
35:07Love you.
35:09I hate your shoes.
35:15I'm prescribing you this H2 blocker.
35:17It should temper the stomach acid without affecting
35:19your microbiota. And as far as your blood alcohol
35:21content is concerned, you, my friend,
35:23are sober as a judge.
35:25How do you feel?
35:27Physically, I feel good.
35:29And emotionally?
35:31Spiritually?
35:37I used to live a life that was
35:39a special kind of
35:41hellish existence.
35:43You know, people assume
35:45that you get sober because
35:47you don't want that life anymore.
35:49But to tell you the truth,
35:51it finally dawned on me that
35:53I want that life too much.
35:55And part of me will always want it.
35:57I loved it.
35:59I had some fun.
36:01But by the grace of God,
36:03a bigger part of me wants this life.
36:05I am so full of gratitude.
36:07I thank you, Doctor.
36:09And I'm ready to
36:11pick up where I left off.
36:13I think where you left off was at the top of our
36:15water slide, which thankfully is a thrill with no side effects.
36:17I got two boyfriends. That's thrilling enough.
36:19Little guy, big guy.
36:27Hey.
36:29Did you have your talk with Max yet?
36:31I...
36:33I actually don't want to
36:35do this now.
36:37We all hooked up. If we're mature enough to make
36:39that decision, we're mature enough to have a conversation about it.
36:41I'll just go talk to him.
36:43Hey, stop. Please.
36:45I don't want to do this.
36:47I don't mean the communicating part.
36:49I mean the doing it
36:51part. I don't want to do this.
36:55Us.
36:57Okay.
37:05When I was a kid,
37:09my two
37:11favorite foods were chicken tikka masala
37:13and crisps. Potato chips.
37:15And one day
37:17I went into the corner shop and I saw that
37:19they were making a tikka
37:21masala flavored
37:23crisp.
37:25And my mind
37:27was blown because they were so good.
37:29And every day after school
37:31I would buy
37:33a big bag, you know?
37:35And I'd tell myself, I'm just going to have
37:37a couple. I'm not going to have the whole thing.
37:39And then every day
37:41I would
37:43go absolutely mad.
37:45I'd gorge myself.
37:47I'd make myself sick.
37:49Am I
37:51supposed to be the potato chips
37:53in this story?
37:55Cap's brother
37:57is right.
37:59There are things in this
38:01world that are so good you can't just
38:03have a taste.
38:07I love
38:09you, Aves.
38:11I am in love
38:13with you.
38:15But I can't share you.
38:19It's got to be all or nothing.
38:21I thought I could
38:23do it. I really did. I'm sorry.
38:25But it turns out I can't.
38:27It's making me sick.
38:33Everything good out here? Yeah, Tristan
38:35was just telling me
38:37about these
38:39Tikka Masala flavored potato chips that they
38:41make in the UK.
38:43Yeah.
38:47Out of this world.
39:05Thanks for this trip.
39:07It was beautiful. I still never had the lobster.
39:09Yes.
39:11You missed out.
39:13Babe, you want a mimosa?
39:15I'm off orange food and drink for a while.
39:17Suit yourself.
39:19Jared. Don't make me drink alone.
39:21I
39:23probably shouldn't.
39:25Ah, what the heck.
39:27Cheers. To new friends.
39:29And to not dying.
39:31Cheers.
39:33I have come out two times
39:35in my gay and glorious
39:37life. First,
39:39as a queen.
39:41Second, as a drag queen.
39:43And tonight,
39:45I'm coming out for a third time.
39:47As
39:49a bald ass drag queen.
40:03Oh, wow.
40:17I know.
40:19My water just broke.
40:21Baby.
40:23We're having a baby.
40:25We're having a baby.
40:27We're having a baby.
40:29Alright.
40:31In and out.
40:33That's good. What's your name, guys?
40:35Casey. I'm Nurse Avery.
40:37We've got Dr. Max
40:39here. We've got Nurse Tristan here as well.
40:41He's coming
40:43now. Alright. Be ready for her.
40:57You are nine centimeters
40:59dilated and the cervix is fully
41:01effaced. Everything looks great.
41:03Whenever you're ready.
41:09Perfect.
41:11Casey.
41:29I'm coming
41:31out.
41:33I want the world to know.
41:35Want the world to know.
41:37I'm coming
41:39out.
41:41I'm coming
41:43out.
41:53Can you keep this secret?
41:55You're still
41:57going strong.
41:59Why are you giving up?
42:01I'm going in.
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