The Jonathan Ross Show S22 E01
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00:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:12Hello.
00:15Thank you so much.
00:20Thank you so much. What a lovely welcome.
00:22And good evening to everyone, good evening at home.
00:24Welcome to The Jonathan Ross Show.
00:26We're back for a brand-new series
00:28and we have got a fabulous show lined up for you tonight.
00:31So let's have a look at who's in my green room.
00:34First up is a comedian turned actor
00:36turned nation's favourite ballroom dancer.
00:38It is, of course, Mr Chris McCausland.
00:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:47Alongside Chris is another champion of the cha-cha.
00:50She's also a dancing on ice judge,
00:52a presenter and, after her stint in the jungle,
00:55she's now a big fan of a cockroach smoothie.
00:58The fabulous Oti Mabuse!
01:02So great to see you again, Oti.
01:04Plus, I'm very excited.
01:06We have an incredibly talented actor
01:08who's gone from Mad Men to Good Girls.
01:10It's the brilliant Christina Hendricks!
01:14Christina, thanks for joining us.
01:16And on the show tonight, an award-winning actor
01:19who's played everyone from Logan Roy to Hannibal Lecter,
01:23from Winston Churchill to Santa Claus.
01:25That gives you an idea of his range.
01:27It is the one and only Mr Brian Cox!
01:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:33And if there's no-one enough,
01:35we've got some great music for you tonight
01:37from a band with six top three albums,
01:39with their latest one going straight in at number one.
01:41It's Snow Patrol!
01:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:47So that's the show.
01:49Before I get my guests out, let me just say,
01:51yesterday, of course, was Valentine's Day.
01:54CHEERING
01:56And if that's news to you, you might be in trouble.
01:59Any parent, of course, will tell you that there's nothing sweeter
02:02than getting a Valentine's Day card from a child.
02:04You know, sometimes your kids, they send their parents
02:06a Valentine's card, which is lovely,
02:08although they don't always nail the sentiment.
02:10Have a look at this one.
02:12It says, thank you, Mum, for making me food so I don't die.
02:18But you know the sentiment is there.
02:20And even when they get the right message,
02:22some spelling could be a bit of an issue.
02:24Look at this one.
02:26It says, I love my...
02:33I love my whore family.
02:36It's on a whiteboard, they could have wiped it out.
02:38But Valentine's Day can be tough, of course,
02:40because it's a time when you're meant to focus on your partner, OK?
02:43But those of us who have pets, they know that they often
02:45want to be a part of it as well.
02:47I've got two lovely dogs and they go everywhere with us
02:49and they sleep on the bed with us,
02:51and the next guy obviously went out of his way
02:53to create a lovely evening for his partner when they came home,
02:56and look what happened.
02:58Came home one day to surprise my girl with a bubble bath
03:00for Valentine's Day.
03:09Shall we get on with the show?
03:11Let's get my first guest out.
03:13It's the fabulous Chris McCausland and Oji Mabuse.
03:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:29Chris, come on in.
03:31Hello, Chris.
03:33Come on in, come on in.
03:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:39Come and sit yourself down.
03:41Well, it is lovely to have you both on the show.
03:44You two have, I believe you've met before, haven't you?
03:46Yes, I was unfortunate enough to run into Oti's optimism
03:50just before I did Strictly at the NTA's National Television Awards,
03:54and I was terrified to do Strictly
03:56cos I thought it was going to be a catastrophe.
03:59And she was just there, she'd had a few drinks.
04:01Yeah, I was very drunk, so...
04:03Oh, you'll be fine!
04:05Do you know when somebody keeps on, like, telling you
04:07that you'll be fine and you're like,
04:09you don't know the half of it!
04:11What was the worst injury or pain you suffered
04:14during the course of Strictly?
04:16Diane tried to do this move with me that she'd seen on TikTok.
04:19She laid on the floor with her foot against my foot
04:22and I had to stand up, I had to hold one of her...
04:25And pull her vertical body up straight.
04:28And it literally ripped me apart
04:30from my left arse cheek to my right shoulder.
04:33I felt meself undoing in the middle.
04:36And I went to see the... I went to see the physio.
04:39They literally gaffer taped me together.
04:42They get this medical tape,
04:44they taped my left arse cheek to my right shoulder,
04:47they reversed that the other way,
04:49they put one across the middle to hold the tape on
04:51and they pushed me back out.
04:53Between you, you are champions, Strictly champions,
04:56because, of course, you've won the Glitter Ball.
04:58And, Oti, you won it twice, didn't you?
05:00Yes, I did. Can you say that a little bit louder?
05:03Which is amazing and fully deserved.
05:06And it's a big trophy, isn't it?
05:09No. It's a little tiny one.
05:12So they give you the big trophy on the screen and they have it.
05:15And then once you've won and the credits come up,
05:18they go, thank you very much, and they give you the tiniest,
05:21tiniest, and they go, enjoy your day. Bye.
05:24I'm not going to lie, after four months of art graft,
05:26it's a little bit disappointing.
05:28How confident were you going in there?
05:30Because you just said you weren't, but, I mean, seriously,
05:33was it something that you were fearing?
05:35Yeah, so, like, it wasn't something I could go back and look at,
05:38you know, you get asked to do any show,
05:40you can go back and listen to it and see what it's about, you know.
05:43There's no point in just listening to dancing, is there?
05:46So I didn't know what I was getting into,
05:48I didn't know how good the good people were,
05:50I didn't know how bad the bad people were,
05:52that I just needed to be better,
05:54I had to not be the worst person that's ever done it.
05:56I didn't know what the lifts were, how fast they went,
05:58what the costumes were, it was the whole thing.
06:00I mean, like, if you're not very good at it, strictly,
06:03you just kind of, for anybody else,
06:05you run the risk of just being a bit goofy,
06:07doing a bit of dad dancing, you know,
06:09whereas I ran the risk of literally ending up in the audience.
06:12LAUGHTER
06:14So, like, it could have been...
06:16On live TV, there's no good edit, is there?
06:19Did you feel, like, under more pressure?
06:21Because, obviously, to an extent, you being you,
06:23it's like you're representing a different sort of people,
06:25you're showing people that someone can do something
06:27who they wouldn't normally expect to see on that show.
06:29Yeah, well, I was representing blind people, but they weren't watching.
06:32LAUGHTER
06:34APPLAUSE
06:36They don't care, do they?
06:38LAUGHTER
06:42But, as we said, you know, you not only did brilliantly every week,
06:46but then you won, of course, and I'd like to remind people now,
06:49this is some shots of Chris in action and the moment when he won,
06:51and it's a really beautiful moment.
06:53MUSIC PLAYS
06:55CHEERING
07:18Chris Anders!
07:20CHEERING
07:26APPLAUSE
07:28Oh, dear.
07:29Such a lovely moment.
07:31It was emotional, Jonathan. It was emotional.
07:34We did this waltz, and she said I couldn't have done it more beautifully.
07:38She said I nailed it, and as we got to the end,
07:40we were meant to link arms and just walk off the stage,
07:43and as we linked arms, she just crumpled, and then I crumpled,
07:46and the two of us were in bits, and...
07:49Oh, it was a lot, you know.
07:51It's so... I mean, it is a lovely thing.
07:53I wonder, do you miss dancing on the show, Oti,
07:55because it was such a big part of your life?
07:57It was a huge part of my life, and I'm always grateful to Strictly,
08:01because, you know, I wouldn't be sitting here without it,
08:03and we talk about it all the time.
08:05But now I enjoy it as a fan, and I choreograph on the show.
08:09Yeah, so you work... Before the show starts, you help the dancers?
08:12Yeah, I help them... Well, not help them, we create a number,
08:15and then they invite you to come back and to choreograph.
08:17But I still dance, I still actively dance, I'm going on tour,
08:20so dance will always be a part of my life,
08:22but now I'm watching Strictly with my baby girl and a glass of wine,
08:26and I'm like, whoo!
08:28Look at Chris go!
08:30You're watching at home with your family, and Chris,
08:32your family presumably were watching you from the studio most weeks,
08:34I think, weren't they?
08:35So, my wife and my daughter watched it at home.
08:39My daughter's 11, they have an age limit in the studio.
08:42She was so nervous on that first episode that it wouldn't work,
08:45or that I'd, you know, make a fool of myself,
08:48or embarrass myself, or fall over or something.
08:50And when we did that first move where we danced off down the dance floor,
08:54she burst out crying and she missed the whole thing.
08:56And she had to watch it back, and she was nervous every week,
09:00but like me, she got better at, you know,
09:03her expectations kind of rose a little bit,
09:05and she got a little bit better at it, to the point where by the end
09:08she was just throwing things at Craig on the telly.
09:12Oti, since you were last on the show,
09:14very lovely, beautiful, exciting news, you have had a baby.
09:17Yeah!
09:18You've got a little girl.
09:20A lovely little girl.
09:22Is she one now?
09:23She's one now.
09:24One with all the attitude that her mum gave her, and I didn't mean to.
09:28Yeah.
09:29Well, I was wondering, is she like you?
09:31Do you see yourself in her behaviour, in her kind of...?
09:33So much.
09:34She doesn't like to be told what to do.
09:36She tells us what to do.
09:38We haven't slept, really, in a year.
09:40I'm surprised that I'm here.
09:41Oh, did you get one of them?
09:43Oh, yeah.
09:44And she wakes up in the middle of the night,
09:46and she just starts dancing.
09:47I'm like, no!
09:48No, please sleep.
09:49We don't want to see your leg being pointed out at 2am.
09:53When my daughter was, honestly, the whole first year,
09:55it was like living in Guantanamo Bay.
09:58With more shit on the walls.
10:01And they do that, don't they?
10:02They just wiggle when you're changing their nappies.
10:04Well, you try and do it with your eyes shut as well.
10:07Is she going to follow in your footsteps?
10:09You said she wants to show you that she's pointing her foot out.
10:11Does she want to dance, do you think?
10:13I know it's very early, but...
10:14Do you know, I think as a dancer,
10:16you don't really always want your child to do the same thing.
10:19I'll support whatever she does,
10:21but, I mean, I'm hoping she'll be, like, an astronaut,
10:25or, like, build lakes for the moon.
10:27What, you don't want to see her for a year?
10:29No, no!
10:30LAUGHTER
10:31I don't want to see her for a year.
10:33I don't want her to just move out, I want her to leave the planet.
10:38Because your family, it's an incredible family,
10:40because, obviously, we know Motsi, of course.
10:42Yeah.
10:43But your other sister, she's an engineer, is that right?
10:46Yes, she's a mechanical engineer, and she provides...
10:49She builds wind farms,
10:51which provide water for people in townships,
10:54and she designs those farms, so she provides water,
10:56which is an amazing thing.
10:57So I would love my sister to be an engineer.
11:00She provides water, which is an amazing thing.
11:02So I would love my daughter to do something that provides
11:05for communities and people to live better lives.
11:08Wow, what a family, though. What a family.
11:10APPLAUSE
11:12OK, so, I mentioned Motsi, of course.
11:15Motsi is a judge on Strictly.
11:17You are now a judge, and you have been for a while now,
11:19on Dancing On Ice.
11:20I know, four years, can you imagine?
11:22Really, four years now?
11:23They've kept me for four years!
11:25But Motsi is always very positive on Strictly, I've noticed.
11:28So am I!
11:29And, well, online people often say that you are a little harsh
11:34in your scoring when it comes to Dancing On Ice.
11:37Yes, I think I try to be positive,
11:39and then the red light goes on, and it just comes out of my mouth.
11:44But I'm trying, I'm trying to help, that's how I see it.
11:48I can't imagine you being mean.
11:50Yeah, I know, cos you've only seen me on Prosecco, so...
11:53LAUGHTER
11:55When I'm not on Prosecco, I try to help.
11:58He's like, on Prosecco!
12:01Let's just ask you, who's going to win Dancing On Ice?
12:03It's going great, and this is who's left in it.
12:05We've got Michaela Strachan, who's doing great.
12:07She's brilliant, doing it for the ladies.
12:09Anton Ferdinand's still in it, of course.
12:11He's brilliant.
12:12He's, like, bringing the strength and the athleticism.
12:14But being a footballer,
12:15he would have that athleticism already, wouldn't he?
12:17Yeah, so he's thinking he needs to bring out the performance.
12:19Then we've got Dan Edgar from TOWIE.
12:21Which everybody lures.
12:23They love the face.
12:24What was that accent? I'm not clear.
12:26Everybody lures.
12:27OK.
12:28Yeah, people do love the way Dan skates and looks.
12:31Yeah.
12:32It helps.
12:33It helps.
12:34Molly...
12:35I'm not sure what happened there.
12:36I just thought that was when the Prosecco kicked in.
12:38LAUGHTER
12:39Chris thought another guest had joined us,
12:41and I went, who's this?
12:43Everybody loves...
12:45We've got Molly Pierce from The Traitors.
12:47She's still in.
12:48Yes.
12:49Sam Aston from Corrie is there.
12:50Very popular.
12:51And Charlie Brooks from EastEnders.
12:53Yeah.
12:54If you had to put money on it, who do you think's going to be...?
12:56I can't say.
12:57I can tell you maybe my final three.
12:59OK, tell me your final three.
13:00OK, I'd say Michaela, Dan, and the last one, I don't know.
13:04So I'm going to say Sam.
13:05Michaela, Dan and Sam are your last three.
13:07Yeah.
13:08And from those three, who will win?
13:10Then it's up to the audience,
13:11who will watch the final of Dancing on Ice.
13:13I guess it is.
13:14See what I did there?
13:15Yeah.
13:16But they're all good, they're all great to watch.
13:18That's the thing, I think this is the highest standard of,
13:20like, as a group that we've ever had on Dancing on Ice.
13:22Can you ice skate yourself?
13:23I can go from A to B.
13:24Yeah, but you can't, you can't do the moves.
13:26I can't do, no.
13:27What gives you the right to judge?
13:29Yeah, exactly.
13:30The fact that I've won Strictly Cut Dancing two years in a row.
13:33Chris, I'm sitting here thinking, I'm thinking the same thing,
13:36but I'm thinking, I'm not going to ask that.
13:38No!
13:39I mean, it's a bit funny,
13:40nobody asked Craig what gives him the right to judge, you see?
13:44If you miss it,
13:45they've got another few weeks of Dancing on Ice on ITV every Sunday,
13:48so don't miss it, and we're building up towards the final now.
13:50Chris, would that be something,
13:52could they tempt you, now you've conquered the ballroom,
13:55could they tempt you onto the ice?
13:57Do you know what?
13:58I always, like, I said on Strictly that, like,
14:00you are capable of more than other people think and that you think,
14:04but I didn't really mean it.
14:08No, I mean, even I've got a line.
14:10Like, I would literally be in a double cast within half an hour.
14:14I do not ice skate.
14:16So, when, at Christmas, me daughter goes ice skating
14:19and I stand at the side,
14:20me wife goes ice skating with me daughter,
14:22and I stand at the side and I take photographs
14:25whenever I think they might be going past.
14:28And then, when they come off,
14:30me wife has to delete all the photographs of other people's kids.
14:36So...
14:38As you know already, and you've seen this with Chris,
14:40he's a very, very funny man, and he's on tour at the moment,
14:43the tour Yonks is going on, I think, until May of next year.
14:48Oh, that's a new stand-up tour, May 26th.
14:51There's no dancing, obviously.
14:53Well, no, there's no Diane
14:56and there is a drop right off the front of the stage.
14:59So...
15:00But if you're going to go, die at the Palladio.
15:02Well, yeah, I mean, we were considering the dancing,
15:04but we couldn't get the insurance.
15:07OK, so, speaking of dancing, though,
15:09Oti is back on tour with a big new dance show.
15:12Yeah!
15:13Viva Carnival.
15:15Viva Carnival.
15:16It's starting in June of this year, is that right?
15:18Yes.
15:19OK, tell us about this.
15:20Is it about one specific carnival or just carnival music generally?
15:23It's about most carnivals that are really special to me,
15:26so we'll be covering Brazil Carnival,
15:28the Argentine one, the African Carnival.
15:31We'll also be doing Glastonbury.
15:33And I think it stems from my desire to travel and see the world
15:37and the fact that with carnivals you get people
15:40from different walks of life coming together
15:42and just enjoying dance and music.
15:44But, Chris, you know what?
15:45We could go and enjoy Oti's show together.
15:48Yeah.
15:49Yeah, you could give me the audio description there, Jonathan.
15:52Yeah, I would do.
15:53They're dancing.
15:55They're still dancing.
15:56Oh, wow.
15:57I used to have a mate when we were in the pub,
15:59he used to commentate on the golf for me,
16:01and his commentary was just, grass, grass, grass,
16:03sky, sky, sky, sky, grass, grass, grass.
16:09I'm hoping maybe at the end of the show
16:11would you show us a few carnival moods?
16:13I would love to.
16:14Chris, are you up to learning a few new dance moves?
16:17I mean, I'll have a go, yeah.
16:18Yeah.
16:19I'm a little bit out of form at the minute, you know,
16:21but I'll give it me best.
16:22Yeah.
16:23I should imagine Oti's probably a bit out of form as well.
16:25I mean, no, I'm not.
16:26I'm fit.
16:27Have you seen my dress?
16:29No, I'm not.
16:30CHEERING
16:32What?
16:33Right.
16:34So, at the end of the show, stick around
16:36and we'll see some moves from Oti and maybe from Chris as well.
16:39I didn't get Brian Cox up on the dance floor.
16:41So don't go away, because up next we'll be joined by Christina Hendricks.
16:44See you after the break.
16:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:57Welcome back to the show.
16:58Let's get my next guest out.
17:00You will know her from the incredible series Mad Men,
17:03from the movie Drive, from Good Girls.
17:05She's also in Toy Story 4.
17:07And she is the fabulous Christina Hendricks.
17:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:20Christina, I love it.
17:21I know you.
17:22The charts are going.
17:23Come and sit down.
17:24You come to the end and sit down here.
17:27Yes, you sit near me.
17:28You've met Chris and Oti.
17:30Welcome to the show.
17:31I'm so excited you're here,
17:32because I am, like, the biggest fan of Mad Men.
17:34Do we have any Mad Men fans in this evening?
17:37What an incredible achievement in television that was.
17:39How many years did you film that for?
17:41It was a decade.
17:42A decade? Ten years of your life?
17:44Yeah.
17:45That's amazing.
17:46A very special decade.
17:47And I got the feeling, and please, I hope I might,
17:49that it was a pleasant experience, that you all got on.
17:52It was a dream.
17:53It was a dream.
17:54I mean, they're, like, our dysfunctional family,
17:57but we all, you know, keep in touch,
17:59and we've got text chains and check-in on holidays and things.
18:03And you're still in touch, of course.
18:05Do you take anything from the show with you, though?
18:07Are you the sort of person who either asks to be given
18:10or indeed just steals things from the set when they leave?
18:13If it wasn't glued down, I took it.
18:15LAUGHTER
18:17No, I mean, the special thing about that show
18:19is a lot of the stuff is in the Smithsonian.
18:21Some of the costumes travel around
18:23to different exhibits still to this day.
18:26But I've got some ashtrays, and I took a piece of art,
18:29and a few things that were in Joan's apartment
18:31are now in my home, and I look at them every day.
18:33It's special to me.
18:34At the end of the show, I have one of the lights
18:36that used to hang in the boardroom in my house.
18:38In what room? In the boardroom? In the boardroom.
18:41Where did you...? How did you get that?
18:43Sneaky. I know a guy who knows a guy.
18:45Yeah, apparently you know more guys than I do. Yeah, yeah.
18:48Chris, do you take stuff from shows you've worked on?
18:50Did you take anything from Strictly?
18:52I did. I took me Strictly Come Dancing embroidered dressing gown,
18:57and I haven't had the face to wear it at home yet
18:59in case somebody knocks at the door and I forget I've got it on.
19:02LAUGHTER
19:04Oti, are you also a thief?
19:06Oh, yeah, I take everything.
19:08I take wigs, lashes, dresses, shoes.
19:12I love it. And on Dancing On Ice, which is nice,
19:15the costume department actually gifted me a jacket,
19:17cos they were like, you're stealing too much,
19:19we're going to gift you something.
19:21And it was bedazzled, and it said Dancing On Ice on it.
19:23And there's a thing that I found out, which I never knew about you,
19:27that you have dual citizenship, that you have an English passport
19:30as well as an American one, cos your father was English.
19:33Yes, my father was born in Birmingham,
19:35and my grandmother was English.
19:37So, around 18 years old, I overheard someone saying,
19:40oh, I have dual nationality, and I went, excuse me, hello,
19:43what did you just say?
19:44And I called the consulate, and, you know, within a few months,
19:47all of a sudden I had dual nationality, and it's been fabulous.
19:51So you were born in America, then? Your father had already gone to America?
19:54Yes. OK, and so you didn't have the joys of growing up in Birmingham,
19:57you grew up somewhere in... I've actually never been to Birmingham.
19:59You've never been to Birmingham? No, I've still never been.
20:01What are you doing after the show?
20:04I hear it's like Paris.
20:06No, you know what?
20:08I'd love to see your first interaction with the accent in Birmingham.
20:12Did your dad have a Birmingham accent?
20:14He didn't. He left very young.
20:16So it never even occurred to my family that I could have dual nationality,
20:20and I just sort of figured it out on my own.
20:22Are you tempted to go back there, though?
20:24Are you tempted to visit where your father...?
20:26Oh, of course, I would love to go, yeah.
20:28Any chance I would get.
20:30I hear there's a great shopping centre.
20:32There is? The Bull Ring is still there?
20:34Yeah, the Bull Ring, yeah.
20:35I have a friend who used to sing the Bull Ring shopping centre song to me.
20:38But you spent quite a lot of time over here, didn't you?
20:40When you were younger, I think you were modelling here.
20:42Yeah, I moved here after high school.
20:44I had some friends who had moved over, and they said,
20:46why don't you come to London?
20:47And then I just fell in love and became such an Anglophile.
20:50OK, so you've been over in Ireland recently... Yes.
20:53..filming a big new show,
20:55and I'm lucky enough to have seen it all in advance,
20:57so I can recommend it to you. It's great fun.
20:59It's really lovely, very, very funny.
21:01Maybe you could tell us about it,
21:02and you can give us away as much as you feel comfortable.
21:04Well, there is a bit of a supernatural...
21:08Sort of science-fiction-y.
21:10..science-fiction...
21:13..lean to it, but it's really about this small town in Ireland
21:18and bringing a Hollywood production
21:20of sort of like a bad Game of Thrones.
21:22It's called I Am Celt.
21:24And we bring I Am Celt back to Ireland,
21:27which is where my character was raised but moved away
21:31at a very young age and sort of recreated herself,
21:34and you find out that maybe some mysterious thing happened to her
21:38in Ireland that sent her away years ago.
21:40And it's written by the brilliant Chris O'Dell.
21:43Did he direct some of them as well, I think?
21:45He directed some, and he stars in, I think, half of them and wrote it,
21:48and, of course, he's hilarious.
21:50And it's special and unique,
21:51because he has a really bizarre sense of humour.
21:53Yeah, it's really, yeah. You hear his voice in it.
21:55Yes, exactly. You really do.
21:56This starts from Sky on Thursday 27th February.
21:59It's called Small Town Big Story. Have a look at this.
22:03Would it be your first time in Ireland? No.
22:05Have you been living in America?
22:08And now you're back to tell the story of your people to the world?
22:17I'm sorry, is he being a cow?
22:20Who says I know the producer?
22:23She called a surgery looking for you.
22:28What a lovely life you've built.
22:32It's all a lie, of course.
22:34Were you friends with my dad?
22:37Kind of.
22:38Are you going to tell them all what happened, Shami Proctor?
22:42You and me in the woods the night of the millennium?
22:46APPLAUSE
22:48There you go.
22:50Small Town Big Story.
22:52It's on Sky and Now from the 27th.
22:56And you can see from that,
22:57you can see we were sort of, like, dancing around it,
22:59but you can see there's a big beam of light,
23:01so there's kind of a UFO element in it.
23:03And I'm wondering, are you someone who believes in that kind of thing?
23:08You know, I'm open to it,
23:11but I've never had my own experience.
23:13Until we went to Dublin to get ready to shoot this show,
23:18and my now-husband, my boyfriend at the time, was outside.
23:22We were waiting to have a mattress delivered to the house
23:25cos we were going to be there for several months,
23:27we needed a comfortable bed, and it was late at night
23:29cos we had just come into town, and he was like,
23:31I'll go outside and wait for this delivery.
23:33And I'm sitting inside,
23:35getting the bedroom moving furniture around and waiting,
23:38and George comes in and he's white as a sheet.
23:41George comes in and he's white as a ghost.
23:44And I went, what happened?
23:46He goes, you're never going to believe this, I just saw a UFO.
23:49And I know this man so well, I looked at his face and I'm like,
23:52he saw a UFO. Wow. And he took a picture.
23:55And you've shared the picture with us, OK?
23:57So, before I show you the picture,
23:59Chris, are you a believer in this kind of thing?
24:01It would be insane to think that there can't be aliens.
24:04Thank you. It's so big out there, innit?
24:06And it's like, there's got to be, hasn't there?
24:09Oti, what's your opinion?
24:11Jonathan, I'm African, we can't handle this.
24:13We can't deal with the aliens and the witches.
24:16The last time we had, like, a robot movie in South Africa,
24:19people thought it was real.
24:21My heart is shaking right now.
24:23I'm like, what? You saw what in the sky?
24:25Anyway, here's the picture. Chris, I'll explain it to you.
24:28So, it's just a kind of city of...
24:30Just a little cityscape, a small town,
24:32and we've circled up on the top right,
24:34there's a little bit of light in the sky.
24:36So, then we pinched in on the photography centres, OK?
24:38Genuinely, I'm really excited about this.
24:40Have a look. When we pinched in, go in a bit closer if we can, OK?
24:43And then you think, hold it, what is that?
24:46Cos that is weird, innit?
24:48And it was the way that it moved as well.
24:50Chris, so now we're looking at, basically, a flying saucer.
24:53Right. Is it the same place where she's making a film
24:56where there's a flying saucer prop? Yes.
24:58LAUGHTER
25:00Can you imagine? No.
25:02Can you imagine?
25:04What's the chances of there being a flying saucer
25:06in the place where you're making the programme about flying saucers?
25:08It looks like a light hammer. It really does look like something.
25:10He said it moved from here to here with, like, no acceleration,
25:16just there, there, and then just disappeared.
25:18And then it dropped the mattress off.
25:20Yeah, and then we got the mattress.
25:22LAUGHTER
25:25So, you mentioned he was your boyfriend at the time,
25:27you're married now. You got married in New Orleans, didn't you?
25:29Yeah. I need to ask you this as well,
25:32because is it true that you proposed to each other?
25:35We did. We had been talking about getting married
25:38and we read an article that a lot of lesbians
25:42were proposing to one another,
25:45and it seemed like a really sweet and, like, fair,
25:49taking the pressure off one person or the other,
25:51that it shouldn't be one person's job or the other,
25:54and it just seemed kind of like a nice...
25:56And I thought, well, I want to be able to do it too,
25:58and he said, well, let's do that, but I still want to go first.
26:01And so where did he propose and where did you...?
26:03How different were the proposals?
26:05Well, we were actually in London.
26:07We had come to town for Vivian Westwood's memorial.
26:11She was a friend of mine and it was important for me to be here,
26:15so we'd flown over.
26:17The next day, we were just in our hotel with jet lag
26:19and kind of sitting there and he said,
26:21I don't know how to do this.
26:23And I went, would you like to do it right now?
26:25And I somehow knew what he was talking about,
26:27and he was like, yeah, I would.
26:29And so he got down on his knee and proposed.
26:31And then about a week later, we were back in Los Angeles
26:34and I didn't want it to go too long before, you know,
26:37so I got him flowers and it was Oscar weekend,
26:41so I got him a little statue that said Best Boyfriend Award
26:46because I was like, this is your last year
26:48to actually fall into this category
26:50and I want you to be able to win this category.
26:52So we had a little Oscar theme to it
26:54and I got down on my knee and proposed to him.
26:56How lovely.
26:57It was sweet.
26:58That's lovely.
26:59I'm now, of course, going to ask you, Chris,
27:01if you have a similarly beautiful proposal story to share with us.
27:05I proposed in Hyde Park, actually, during a Pearl Jam concert.
27:11Nice!
27:12Everybody was there, Pearl Jam were playing,
27:15I thought, there's no way I can hire them for a party,
27:18so...
27:20..might as well make the party here while they're here already.
27:23Yeah.
27:24OK, Oti, would you mind sharing yours?
27:26How were you proposed to?
27:27Well, he wanted to go watch the movie Planet Of The Apes.
27:31Very romantic.
27:32Very.
27:33And I was like, this is not it.
27:35And he was really nervous and I was like, why is he nervous?
27:38Then he took me to Hard Rock Cafe
27:40and they were playing, like, metal rock
27:42and I was like, this is not my vibe.
27:45But it's better than Monkeys. Yeah, yeah.
27:48And then we just went back to the hotel and it was Oni's birthday
27:51and so we celebrated his birthday and he said happy birthday
27:54and then I was about to go to bed and he's like,
27:56wait, wait, wait, before the day ends, will you marry me?
27:59And then he gave me the ring. That's sweet.
28:01Minus the monkeys, it was very nice.
28:04Oti, so he did make you go and see Planet Of The Apes?
28:07Because I used to like it back in the day,
28:09like when I was in South Africa,
28:11and then they made more and more and I grew up
28:13and I was living in Germany, I was like, no, thank you.
28:16I love it, but no, thank you.
28:19OK, well, let's find out whether Brian Cox has a similar story
28:22because we're going to be joined by him in just a moment,
28:24so don't go away.
28:25Mr Brian Cox will be joining us after the break.
28:40Welcome back to the show.
28:42Let's get my next guest out, a brilliant actor
28:44and the only man who can make swearing sound like pure poetry,
28:48Mr Brian Cox!
28:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:01How fabulous, fabulous. Thank you.
29:07Brian, thank you for being here. My pleasure.
29:09It's lovely to see you again. Lovely to see you, Jonathan.
29:11Well, look... You're looking well, by the way.
29:13Oh, thank you, that's very kind of you. Particularly on the screen.
29:15Am I looking good on the screen? No, you look good on the screen.
29:17I don't know about you in life, but on the screen, you look really good.
29:20I bought a rowing machine.
29:22Your private life is your own affair.
29:25Well, no, cos after Christmas, I'm trying to get rid of this.
29:27I bought a rowing machine. No, don't get rid of it. Celebrate it.
29:29Why? Pardon? But your trim...
29:32I know, because it's zempic.
29:36No, true! Really, you're on the zempic?
29:38I'm a diabetic. Oh.
29:40And it's for... A zempic is for diabetics, it is not for fat people.
29:44Yeah. No, it's for...
29:46So, Brian, then why did you suggest I take it?
29:48Cos I am not a diabetic.
29:50I thought you were, Jonathan, I'm so sorry.
29:53OK, since last year on the show, Succession,
29:56when the last time you were on the show, Succession,
29:58the final season hadn't aired. Yeah.
30:00We hadn't seen the finish, we didn't know what happened,
30:02we didn't know that Logan Roy, who you played so brilliantly,
30:05was going to die in that series.
30:07What? Jesus Christ.
30:09Oh, no, spoiler. Spoiler, if you haven't seen it.
30:12Well, no, because...
30:14I can't... Wait, what?
30:16No, because I... Smacked out.
30:18I can't, because I've seen it so many times,
30:20I watched that series that many times.
30:22Yeah, but, I mean, it's called Succession.
30:24So what do you expect? Somebody has to die in order to succeed.
30:27Well, but they were going to kill him off in the first season,
30:30weren't they? Oh, that was a rumour. OK.
30:32It was a rumour that was given to me by my manager, which was nonsense.
30:36But how did you keep that a secret?
30:38Because everyone was keen to know what was going on,
30:40and filming those scenes, it must have been really,
30:42I would have thought, hard for you.
30:44The interesting thing is that there was the funeral,
30:48and there was all these paparazzi outside the church,
30:52this amazing church where they did the funeral,
30:54and they said to me, they said...
30:57Well, actually, it was me, it was my suggestion.
30:59I said, you know, I should be at the funeral.
31:01And they said, why? It's your funeral.
31:03I said, because I know that people, the paparazzi,
31:05they're going to want to know whose funeral it is.
31:07And if I appear, they won't, you know, they'll say,
31:10oh, it's somebody else's funeral.
31:12And what happened was, we were driving to the church,
31:15and they came on the line and said, we don't need you, Brian.
31:18And I said, no, you do.
31:20And I went up, and as soon as I walked out of the car,
31:23there were hundreds of paparazzi there, taking photographs.
31:26So I managed to get away from the fact that we didn't always...
31:30Well, yeah, there were headlines in the papers.
31:32Look, there you go,
31:33Succession's Brian Cox, Jeremy Strong and Nicholas Bourne
31:35look sombre as they film funeral scenes in New York, but who has died?
31:38So if you hadn't been there, of course, that would have given the game away.
31:41It's nearly Oscars, of course, in LA,
31:43a ceremony we all watch all over the world and we enjoy watching.
31:46And two of your sons, your screen sons, Kieran Culkin and Jeremy Strong,
31:50who played your kids in Succession,
31:52they're both up against each other in the Oscars.
31:54Yes.
31:55OK, so this is the time to ask you, who's your favourite child?
32:00Well, the problem is,
32:02I won't watch anything that's to do with Donald Trump.
32:05Right.
32:06And Donald Trump is in The Apprentice,
32:08which is what Jeremy's in, playing...
32:10Well, what's he called? I've forgotten the name.
32:12The lawyer guy. The lawyer guy, yeah.
32:14The nasty lawyer guy.
32:16And I have seen Kieran's film and it's wonderful and he's wonderful
32:20and I'm sure Jeremy is wonderful because they're both...
32:23So I can't really judge because I will not watch anything
32:26that's to do with that man. Yeah, yeah.
32:28I'm talking about Trump, that man. Yeah.
32:30APPLAUSE
32:33CHEERING
32:38As an actor, do you like the Oscars?
32:40Do you like the idea of the Oscars?
32:42Cos I've always wondered whether, from an actor's point of view,
32:45because I know, obviously, you're there,
32:47you're celebrating your fellow actors' work as well,
32:50but at the same time, you're kind of pitted against each other,
32:53whether you like it or not and whether that feels uncomfortable.
32:56Does that ever come up? Let's give Oti a glass of water.
32:58I know, I'm so sorry, I'm like...
33:00I've got a clean bottle down here that hasn't been opened yet.
33:03You have that. Sorry, guys.
33:05Remind me not to take you to see Planet of the Apes
33:07if you're going to cough on me.
33:09Which Planet of the Apes was it you saw?
33:11Oh, God, were you in one of them?
33:13I was in the one. I was in the revival.
33:16LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
33:22Of course, you were the nasty guy. I was the nasty guy.
33:25You often play nasty guys. Occasionally, yes.
33:28But you're the villain monkey. No.
33:31I was the guy who owned the...
33:34The monkey factory.
33:36Yeah, I owned the thing, the creature.
33:38Well, you were brilliant in it. Thank you.
33:40LAUGHTER
33:42Well, that's high praise indeed.
33:44Now you have to call her on her anniversary.
33:47OK, so, Brian, I hope you don't mind me saying this. No.
33:51You have been acting now, professionally, for 63 years.
33:5563 years. 64 years.
33:58One achievement. Incredible.
34:01One of the finest actors whose work I've ever enjoyed seeing.
34:05But I'm curious, before you started acting, or during that period,
34:08did you ever have other jobs in the real world,
34:10like jobs that were not related to either acting or show business anyway?
34:13I did work in a gym,
34:16and I used to bulk people's bikini waxes.
34:19Oh.
34:21What kind of gym is this?
34:23It's a gym that does bikini waxes.
34:25Oh, God, I'm not familiar with that.
34:27We'd do workouts, and then there were always these Swedish women
34:30who came and said,
34:31have you ever been to one of my parties?
34:33That's how they always start.
34:34Have you ever been to one of my parties?
34:36And I said, no, I don't think so, ma'am.
34:38She said, I said, so, I would like a bikini wax,
34:41and I would do the thing and send them off.
34:43Hold it, you would do the wax?
34:45No, I wouldn't do the wax.
34:47I'm not a professional. A professional waxer did the wax.
34:49Hold it, you'd do it as an amateur, then?
34:51Yeah, I did it as... No, I didn't do it at all.
34:53As a hobby.
34:55Jonathan, please don't draw me on this.
34:59I tried to avoid doing bikini waxes.
35:01I wish I'd never brought the fucking subject up.
35:07I'm sorry, I got excited.
35:11What about you, Chris?
35:12You obviously haven't worked in that sort of line,
35:14but what other jobs have you had
35:16before the comedian lifestyle took hold?
35:18Nobody's letting me loose on their nether regions.
35:22My degree's in software engineering,
35:25so, like, I trained to be a website designer,
35:28and, you know, obviously my eyesight got worse and worse,
35:31and if I'm honest, the websites got uglier and uglier.
35:34And I was unemployed for ages, and I couldn't get a job,
35:37so I thought, I'll volunteer for a charity.
35:39And I ended up volunteering for a charity
35:41that helped blind people find work,
35:43and I couldn't find any work.
35:45So, that wasn't very good.
35:47Christina, what about you?
35:48We know you modelled a bit in the past,
35:50but between the modelling and the acting, did you have other jobs?
35:53Well, my first job,
35:54and it was sort of my main job during high school
35:56was I worked at a hair salon.
35:57I was a shampoo girl, and then I was a receptionist.
35:59And did you enjoy it? Were you good at it?
36:01I loved it. I loved it.
36:02I used to make playlists for the salon and sort of set the tone,
36:05and I was a little goth girl,
36:07and all the hairstylists were very sweet
36:09and sort of took me under their wing.
36:11You were the goth? I was the goth.
36:13So it was a great place for me to get my hair coloured,
36:15all sorts of weird colours.
36:16We've got a picture of Christina in her goth days.
36:18Let's have a look. I think this is from that goth period.
36:21Oh, yeah. There he is.
36:22Gothing out there.
36:23Mild goth in this picture.
36:25But you're not someone I would think...
36:27Because now you have a kind of Hollywood glamour about you,
36:29so when you see goths in the street, do you feel a kinship?
36:32I am still goth inside, you know.
36:35I can tell. You can tell, yeah.
36:37I thought there was something strange about you.
36:39I'll see goths walking down the street and I'm like,
36:42what's up? What's up?
36:44And I think that they're going to be like,
36:46oh, she must be goth, but instead they just look at me like,
36:48why is that old lady looking at me?
36:50I'm like, I'm like you, man.
36:52I'm like, it's cool.
36:53And they're like...
36:54Goth forever.
36:55Yeah, goth forever.
36:56I know you were a dancing professional since you were very young,
36:58so I don't know, did you have jobs outside of dancing
37:00or was it always a career?
37:01I did. I was a waitress at Wimpy.
37:03Remember those?
37:04They're still big in South Africa.
37:06Huge.
37:07I mean, how old do I look?
37:10Well, Wimpy was 200 years old.
37:12But no, Brian, there are still Wimpies.
37:15Really? There are still Wimpies.
37:17Really? I occasionally go out and have the bender brunch.
37:19I feel like I've still seen those.
37:21Where? There's one in Swanage.
37:23Swanage?
37:24Yes, it's a bit of a journey, but it's worth it for a Wimpy.
37:28So, Brian, before we talk about your new play,
37:30which I'm genuinely, as you know, very excited about,
37:33I need to ask you earlier, and we were talking about proposals
37:36and how people propose to each other,
37:38and you are a married man.
37:39I am.
37:40Could you tell us about the proposal that took place
37:42between you and your partner?
37:43Yes.
37:44Who did what?
37:45We were on the point of splitting up.
37:47Which is a very good basis for a proposal,
37:50because what do you do?
37:53And my wife, my then girlfriend, she had been to India.
37:59So, anyway, we sat down and we were talking,
38:04and she's wonderful, my wife, she's a fantastic person.
38:07So, we made a decision that we either split,
38:11and then I thought, well, the other alternative is to get married.
38:14And she thought about it for about 25 seconds,
38:17and she said, I think that's a good idea.
38:20That's the least romantic story I've heard in my entire life.
38:24Well, I think, well, we've been married 26 years as a result,
38:28so it's not too bad.
38:29So, that's a lovely ending to it.
38:32So, anyway, we flew to Las Vegas, and she wanted to be married by...
38:39Now, she's probably going to be angry with me.
38:41She's out here now, so she's probably going...
38:43But I think she wanted to be married by an Elvis impersonator,
38:46and I drew the line at an Elvis impersonator.
38:49I mean, were you not an Elvis fan?
38:51No, I loved Elvis, but I didn't want to see him there with a book going...
38:55But what if he'd have done it like...
38:57Do you want coffee?
39:00Have you got a whole lot of money?
39:02I couldn't bear that, so...
39:04If you take her, say, uh-huh-huh.
39:08So, I got married in the Little White Chapel.
39:11Oh!
39:12Which was lovely, and it was a lady, and her mother played the piano.
39:17And she didn't know that I was...
39:20She heard that I was Scottish,
39:22but she didn't know I'd been in Braveheart.
39:24So she played Unknown, she played the theme from Braveheart
39:28as we walked down the aisle,
39:30which was slightly embarrassing, I have to say.
39:33But then we got married, and that was lovely,
39:35and we've been together now 26 years.
39:37Well, congratulations. That is a lovely end...
39:39APPLAUSE
39:41..to an Elvis-bashing story.
39:43And this is Nicole. Nicole's...
39:45Nicole, yes. She's there somewhere.
39:47So, Nicole's here somewhere, and you can see Nicole,
39:49because Nicole's an actor as well. She is.
39:51You're working together in this new play.
39:53Ironically, in this new play.
39:55It's called The Score, and it sounds absolutely intriguing.
39:58Please tell us about it.
40:00It's a play about Bach, Johann Sebastian Bach,
40:03and it starts with him and his wife discussing the fact
40:07he's going to be going to Potsdam,
40:10which is where the king, Frederick the Great, lived.
40:14So Bach goes to the court,
40:16and then this whole kind of rigmarole happens with Frederick the Great.
40:21Frederick the Great had a theme that he asked Bach
40:24to improvise a three-part fugue.
40:27And Bach kind of observes this, and he plays his theme,
40:30and through understanding the music of what Frederick has created,
40:36he realises there's something deep about Frederick's pain, you know,
40:41and that's what the play really is about.
40:43He was an extraordinary man, Bach, because he...
40:45It was just all about the work.
40:47It was about nothing else but the work,
40:49and the fact that he had 24 children.
40:51Yeah. So he was busy at night.
40:53LAUGHTER
40:55OK, so I'm very much looking forward to this.
40:57It's going to be amazing. Is there a lot of music in it as well?
40:59It's mainly dialogue, I imagine, but do you hear a lot of Bach's music?
41:01I've got to do a lot of playing on the old...
41:03Can you play? No.
41:05It's pretend! I know, but...
41:07You could have learned.
41:09Well, I've got to learn the lines. That's hard enough.
41:11Never mind the playing. What's he playing?
41:13I do play, I do play. I don't play properly, but I do finger.
41:16I know what to do now.
41:18LAUGHTER
41:22I'm sorry, I didn't mean that at all. That's embarrassing.
41:24APPLAUSE
41:28Are we back to the proposing?
41:30You can take the man out of the Brazilian gym,
41:32but you can't take the Brazilian gym out of the man.
41:34LAUGHTER
41:36It's been a pleasure seeing you again. Thank you so much for joining me.
41:38It's lovely seeing you, Jonathan.
41:40So let me just read that.
41:42APPLAUSE
41:44Brian Cox on stage at the Theatre Royal in Haymarket,
41:46starting Thursday 20th February.
41:48Christina's incredible new show starts on Sky and now on the 27th.
41:52We've got Oti's tour to look forward to in June.
41:54Chris is on tour.
41:56Howdy, where were you? Someone shouted him here, then.
41:58I've got another part to go. I thought we'd finished the show.
42:01I'm so sorry. I thought that was the end of the show.
42:03I got so caught up in it. I took you in there.
42:05I know, but I don't look in the autocue.
42:07OK, so we'll do that again.
42:09Oh, Snow Patrol.
42:11Never mind, don't start doing that.
42:14Don't go anywhere because Snow Patrol will be performing
42:17right here in the studio
42:19and Oti has promised to teach us all some carnival moves.
42:22See you after the break.
42:36Welcome back to the show. I'm still here with all my fabulous guests
42:39and we've still got Snow Patrol to come as well.
42:41I want to ask you a question, Brian,
42:43because obviously you've worked with so many actors,
42:45so many of the greats.
42:47Laurence Olivier you worked with. Sir Laurence Olivier.
42:49Considered by many to be the finest act of his generation.
42:52Did you share that? Oh, certainly.
42:54I mean, if you saw Olivier on stage, he was astonishing.
42:57He was absolutely astonishing.
42:59I never did, but every film he was in I thought he was incredible.
43:02But the first time you were meant to meet him,
43:04he'd asked you to come to him and the meeting didn't happen, is that correct?
43:07Well, what happened was I was working at the Lyceum Theatre in Edinburgh
43:11and I had this appointment with him.
43:14I was supposed to fly down to London to see him.
43:17And I got Scott's stage doorman, Jimmy, he said,
43:21Oh, Brian, we found this wee note.
43:24It fell down the back of your cubbyhole.
43:26And I said, Oh, OK.
43:28And it was a note from his people, Olivier's people,
43:31saying he couldn't see me.
43:33He wasn't going to see me because he had other things he had to do.
43:36He'd cancelled the interview.
43:38So I thought, Oh, Christ, because I was all packed.
43:41It was those days when you could get late-night flights from Edinburgh.
43:44It shows you how long ago it was.
43:46It was something like £1.50 to fly to London.
43:48It was amazing.
43:49And I thought, Oh, I can't be bothered.
43:51I won't go. I won't go to London. I'll just forget it.
43:53So I went home and the following morning I got up
43:58and there was a paper, you know the Sunday Post?
44:02It's a Scottish paper. Yeah, I know.
44:04And there was a Sunday Post line there.
44:06And in those days they used to have a thing,
44:08I don't know if they do it any more, called Stock Press,
44:10which was a thing at the back in red that told you.
44:13And it just said in the back, it just said,
44:15Edinburgh flight from Townhouse crashes at Heathrow,
44:19killing everybody aboard.
44:21Wow.
44:22And that's the flight I would have been on.
44:24Oh, wow.
44:25So, in a way, he saved my life.
44:27So I was kind of sort of bowled over by it.
44:31That was it.
44:32We're going to talk a little bit about dance on the show this evening,
44:34for obvious reasons.
44:35Oti.
44:36Hello, Jonathan.
44:37I'd love to see you dance.
44:38We'd love to see you do a bit of dancing.
44:39Wouldn't we love to see Oti do a bit of dancing?
44:41Oh, yes!
44:42OK.
44:43Woo!
44:44Amazing!
44:45And bearing in mind we're about to see,
44:47the big live show will be Carnival-themed.
44:49Yes.
44:50Do you want to show us a couple of Carnival moves, maybe?
44:52I would love to. Can we all do it together?
44:54Well, I don't know who's up for it.
44:55I know, Chris, have you still got the moves?
44:57I'll have a go.
45:00Brian, are you going to come up?
45:02One of my jocks snapped too tight.
45:04OK.
45:05We're going to watch.
45:06So, Chris, if you all might show us a few moves.
45:08And let's give Chris a round of applause because...
45:10Come on, Chris!
45:11..we're not going to see him dance much longer than this.
45:13I'd love to see you go over as well.
45:15Oh, my goodness!
45:16OK, two chumps together.
45:17OK.
45:18Oh, and Jonathan!
45:19What are we going to do?
45:20So, you're going to step back with your right leg.
45:22What are we doing first? What's this called?
45:24This is called a bachucara.
45:25A bachucara.
45:26Bachucara, yeah.
45:27Bachucara, originally from Brazil, yeah.
45:29We're going to step back with the right leg.
45:31Yeah.
45:32That's it, now bend your left.
45:34That's it, that's it.
45:35And then you're going to move your hip towards the left.
45:38So you're going to move it... Yes, Chris!
45:40Then you're going to step back again with the left.
45:42Yeah.
45:43Then you're going to move your hips towards the right.
45:45Oh, this is complicated.
45:46And you're going to do it again.
45:47Right leg back, hips.
45:49Left leg back, hips.
45:51Are we only going to do the stairs?
45:53No, no.
45:54No, we're doing the stairs.
45:55OK.
45:56I'm going to start again.
45:57No, we're doing the stairs.
45:59OK.
46:00OK.
46:01So, you've got to imagine yourself at a festival,
46:04big feathers, music going.
46:06Which way? Was it right first or left first?
46:08Right first.
46:09Come on, Jonathan.
46:10Right, you ready?
46:11Just fast.
46:12We're going to go seven steps.
46:14Step, hip, step, hip, step, hip, step, hip, step, hip.
46:20Keep going, keep going.
46:22Keep on going that way.
46:23Yes!
46:25Faster, faster.
46:26Faster?
46:27Step, left foot.
46:28Step, hip, step, hip, step, hip.
46:30Yes!
46:31Yes!
46:32Yes!
46:33Yes!
46:34Yes!
46:35Keep on going.
46:36Keep on going.
46:37I trusted he would.
46:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:42Sorry.
46:43OK.
46:44I should have retired in December.
46:46Let's go and sit down.
46:47Let's hear it again for Chris and Oti.
46:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:55I could watch you all day.
46:57I could watch you all day.
46:59You're so beautiful.
47:00And you too.
47:01OK, well, that is about all we have time for this evening.
47:03So I'm going to ask you to say thank you to all my guests
47:05for a splendid evening.
47:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:12And I hope that you can join me again next week
47:16when my guests will be Gordon Ramsay,
47:18we have Olympic gold medallist Keeley Hodgson,
47:20Danny Dye will be here, the fabulous Vanessa Williams,
47:23the brilliant star of Baby Girl, Harris Dickinson will be joining me
47:26and Joan Armatrading will be performing.
47:28Oh, wow.
47:29But now from their upcoming extended edition
47:31of their number one album, The Forest Is The Path,
47:34this is But I'll Keep Trying, Snow Patrol.
47:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:53MUSIC BEGINS
48:24The only thing that matters is you and me today
48:29And I won't let you go
48:32Cos I know that you'd love me through everything
48:37But I don't know this love
48:40Cos it won't make no sense to me still
48:45And I won't let you go
48:49Till I understand
48:53That maybe I'll never know
48:56What it takes to be your man
49:01And I'll keep trying
49:12Oh, the song of you sings in me still
49:18Figures I'm pretty certain that it always will
49:25But I won't let you go
49:28Cos I know that you'd love me through everything
49:34But I don't know this love
49:37Cos it won't make no sense to me still
49:42And I won't let you go
49:46Till I understand
49:50That maybe I'll never know
49:53What it takes to be your man
49:58But I'll keep trying
50:02MUSIC CONTINUES
50:15But I won't let you go
50:18Cos I know that you'd love me through everything
50:23But I don't know this love
50:26Cos it won't make no sense to me still
50:31And I won't let you go
50:36Till I understand
50:39That maybe I'll never know
50:43What it takes to be your man
50:48But I'll keep trying
50:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
51:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE