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00:00:00There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school.
00:00:17And here he is, standing outside my dorm room, naked.
00:00:22Out of the way!
00:00:25What are you doing?
00:00:27Look, I'll explain later.
00:00:29Please don't tell her that I'm here.
00:00:30Tell who?
00:00:31Trevor?
00:00:32Please, uh, what's your name again?
00:00:33Martha.
00:00:34Trevor, where the hell are you?
00:00:35Please, Martha, she's psycho.
00:00:36She's psycho?
00:00:37You're literally hiding under my bed, naked.
00:00:38Look, I'll owe you one, okay?
00:00:42Just get rid of her and I'll do anything.
00:00:43Okay.
00:00:44He's tucking your head.
00:00:46Where is he?
00:00:47Where's who?
00:00:48Trevor.
00:00:49I saw him running this way.
00:00:53Gosh, I don't know anyone named Trevor.
00:00:56Trevor Holt?
00:00:57Football player?
00:00:58Heard.
00:00:59No, he doesn't ring any balls, I mean bells.
00:01:05You're lying.
00:01:06Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is.
00:01:08Even girls like you.
00:01:11I haven't seen him.
00:01:13Also, you've got a little- I'm watching you.
00:01:24Granny panties?
00:01:25Seriously?
00:01:26How many of those boner killers do you own?
00:01:29None of your business.
00:01:31Cover up.
00:01:33No, thanks for handling that Tilla situation.
00:01:35She's become a bit of an issue.
00:01:37Why? Did she ask for something like...
00:01:39commitment?
00:01:41Actually, she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend.
00:01:43I don't like her like that, and she doesn't get the hint.
00:01:45She jumped me in the shower.
00:01:47I'm sorry, I didn't...
00:01:49Anyway, what'll it be?
00:01:51Huh?
00:01:53I said I owed you one. I'm a man of my word.
00:01:57This is my chance.
00:02:01A favor from Trevor Holt.
00:02:03And he has the one thing I truly want.
00:02:05What can I do you for, Martha?
00:02:07Drew Longhorn!
00:02:09Drew Longhorn?
00:02:11Yeah, Drew Longhorn.
00:02:13What about Drew Longhorn?
00:02:15I want to kiss Drew Longhorn.
00:02:17Sorry, why do you want to kiss Drew Longhorn?
00:02:21He was my lab partner freshman year.
00:02:23We had...
00:02:25chemistry.
00:02:27You had chemistry?
00:02:29Yes.
00:02:31Okay. You want his attention?
00:02:33Then we'll get his attention.
00:02:35But not in that.
00:02:37Guys like Drew only go for one kind of girl, and it's not...
00:02:39Forget it.
00:02:41No, let's just forget the whole thing.
00:02:43Hey, I'm an ass, okay?
00:02:45I just meant that this stuff doesn't play up your assets, you know?
00:02:49You're really pretty.
00:02:51You need to show it.
00:02:53I'm not. I swear.
00:02:55You're just going to have to trust me.
00:02:59Okay.
00:03:01First, you show up at the party with me.
00:03:03Everyone's going to notice when you're on my arm.
00:03:05And second,
00:03:07we need to go shopping.
00:03:09Shopping.
00:03:11One, two, three, go!
00:03:13Ta-da!
00:03:15Where did you get all this?
00:03:17It's my one-night stand box.
00:03:19Go on, take your pick.
00:03:21It's my one-night stand box.
00:03:23Go on, take your pick.
00:03:25No, thank you.
00:03:27I'm not parading around in your...
00:03:29hook-up trophies.
00:03:31What? These aren't trophies.
00:03:33These are just clothes that have been forgotten.
00:03:35Oh.
00:03:37Okay.
00:03:39I'm sorry.
00:03:41Clothes that have been forgotten.
00:03:43It's also the kind of stuff that'll attract a guy like Drew Longhorn.
00:03:45So...
00:03:47I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties.
00:03:49I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties.
00:03:51I can 100% guarantee that the act of sex did not happen
00:03:53while the panties were being worn by the girl.
00:03:55No.
00:03:57Come on, Martha.
00:03:59This stuff's hot.
00:04:01Come on. Just wear it.
00:04:03Trust me. I've worn it.
00:04:05I haven't worn it. I lied.
00:04:07I've always wanted to wear something sexy like that.
00:04:09I just never had the guts.
00:04:11Turn around.
00:04:15Are your eyes closed?
00:04:17Oh yeah. Totally.
00:04:31Okay.
00:04:33Turn around.
00:04:35Wow.
00:04:37Trevor!
00:04:39What?
00:04:41It's nothing you haven't seen before.
00:04:43Just get dressed, please.
00:04:45And as you can tell, I have nothing to be ashamed of.
00:04:47Well, I have nothing to compare it to, so I wouldn't know, would I?
00:04:53Oh my God.
00:04:55Did I just tell Trevor Holt that I'm a virgin?
00:04:59No.
00:05:01I'm not doing this.
00:05:05Okay.
00:05:11Okay. I guess I'm doing this.
00:05:19There's three things I need you to remember.
00:05:21Three simple tricks to get any man's attention.
00:05:23You listening?
00:05:25Yep.
00:05:27One. Eye contact.
00:05:29Not like that.
00:05:31And two.
00:05:33Don't let him.
00:05:35Come on. This is serious.
00:05:37I'm very serious.
00:05:39All right. And three.
00:05:41Find a casual way to touch him.
00:05:43Quick hand on the arm, brushy on his bicep.
00:05:45He'll know what game you're playing if you do that.
00:05:47Why does that have to be a game?
00:05:49Because this is Drew Longhorn we're talking about here.
00:05:51Okay?
00:05:53All he does is play games.
00:05:57You ready?
00:05:59Thank you for your help, Trevor.
00:06:01Wow.
00:06:03That was really good.
00:06:05I think you might actually pull this off.
00:06:07Oh.
00:06:09I spoke too soon.
00:06:11I got it.
00:06:13Thanks.
00:06:15Hey, everyone.
00:06:27Hey, everyone.
00:06:29This is my girlfriend, Martha.
00:06:31He's kidding, everyone.
00:06:33We're just friends.
00:06:35Oh, Marmar. Stop being so coy. We're in love.
00:06:37What the hell is wrong with you?
00:06:39Just trust me.
00:06:41If Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his interest.
00:06:43Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out.
00:06:45It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone.
00:06:47Especially if that someone is me.
00:06:49Who's going to believe this, anyway?
00:06:51Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
00:06:53No.
00:06:55Guys like me don't like commitment, remember?
00:06:57Trevor.
00:06:59What's up, man?
00:07:01I see you brought a friend.
00:07:03Yeah, this is...
00:07:05You look familiar.
00:07:07Have we met?
00:07:09Yeah, we had chemistry.
00:07:11In science class, we were lab partners.
00:07:13Oh, yeah.
00:07:15That class was such a joke, am I right?
00:07:17Yeah, definitely.
00:07:19Total joke.
00:07:21But I enjoyed working with you.
00:07:23One second.
00:07:25Two seconds.
00:07:27Got him.
00:07:29What did you say your name was again?
00:07:31Her name is Martha.
00:07:33Nice meeting you, Martha.
00:07:35Well, hey, guys.
00:07:37We're playing a game of drink or dare in the next room.
00:07:39You care to join?
00:07:41Sure.
00:07:43Sweet. See you there.
00:07:47That was good, right?
00:07:49Have you played drink or dare before?
00:07:51No, but how hard can it be?
00:07:53I got this.
00:08:01Conker, your girlfriend's here.
00:08:03So what?
00:08:05So she's going to know I lied to her.
00:08:07Just ignore her.
00:08:09My turn.
00:08:11Drink or dare?
00:08:13I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:15Drink.
00:08:17I want you to drink with...
00:08:19Trevor.
00:08:23I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:25Drink.
00:08:27I want you to drink with...
00:08:29Trevor.
00:08:37What's going on?
00:08:57Yum.
00:08:59Okay, my turn.
00:09:01You.
00:09:03Drink or dare?
00:09:05Drink.
00:09:07Okay.
00:09:09I dare you to take off your panties
00:09:11and put them in the middle of the circle
00:09:13for the rest of the game.
00:09:17Hello?
00:09:19What are you waiting for?
00:09:21You don't have to do this.
00:09:23Yes, she does.
00:09:25Unfortunately, I can't do that to her.
00:09:27Because I'm not wearing any.
00:09:35You're up next, Martha.
00:09:37Drew, drink or dare?
00:09:39Drink.
00:09:41I want you to
00:09:43drink with me.
00:09:45My pleasure.
00:09:47This is my chance
00:09:49to do what I've been dreaming
00:09:51about since freshman year.
00:10:05Drink.
00:10:19I should be happy.
00:10:21This is what I've
00:10:23always wanted.
00:10:25But...
00:10:27That was hot.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:31I hope I didn't make things weird between you two.
00:10:33No, it's fine.
00:10:35I always wondered what happened to you after that class.
00:10:37Never saw you around.
00:10:39I've seen Drew
00:10:41roughly 83 times since that class ended.
00:10:43Yeah, me too.
00:10:45I'd love to hang out sometime.
00:10:47Yeah, I'd like that.
00:10:49Great. Give me your number.
00:10:55I just sent you a special message.
00:10:57Let me know when you get it.
00:10:59Trev has my phone.
00:11:01I'll be right back.
00:11:05Okay.
00:11:07Who's next?
00:11:09Trevor?
00:11:15Trevor!
00:11:17Oh, sorry.
00:11:19Trevor!
00:11:31You win,
00:11:33Tiller James.
00:11:35You win.
00:11:49You okay?
00:11:55I'm leaving. You can stay.
00:11:57I just need my phone.
00:12:00I'll walk you home.
00:12:07Your advice didn't work.
00:12:09Just so you know.
00:12:11It was probably for the best.
00:12:13You two never would have worked out.
00:12:15And why is that, Trevor?
00:12:17Is he too hot for me?
00:12:19Too popular?
00:12:21Or is it just pathetically obvious
00:12:23that I'm a frumpy nerd in a stolen sex dress?
00:12:25No.
00:12:27To all three.
00:12:29You want to know my three reasons?
00:12:31Not particularly.
00:12:33One, he's a douche.
00:12:35Two, you're not a douche.
00:12:37You're doing great so far.
00:12:39Three, you guys had zero chemistry.
00:12:41That kiss was a hot mess.
00:12:43And I can tell you weren't that into it, so...
00:12:49You're right.
00:12:51It was kind of terrible.
00:12:53Terrible?
00:12:55Oh, but that look on Tila's face
00:12:57when you told her you weren't wearing any panties.
00:12:59Oh, priceless.
00:13:01How do you do it?
00:13:03Do what?
00:13:05Hide your emotions.
00:13:07They're just so...
00:13:09easy to read.
00:13:11I noticed.
00:13:13I'm serious, Trevor.
00:13:15What's your secret?
00:13:17I want to learn how to not care about anything like you do.
00:13:19There is no secret.
00:13:21It's just who I am, right?
00:13:23Oh, and before I forget...
00:13:43Tonight wasn't what I expected,
00:13:45but...
00:13:49Oh, you don't have to thank me.
00:13:51I owed you one.
00:13:53I guess I missed that.
00:13:55No, I'm glad you knocked on my door.
00:13:57Oh, even after everything that happened tonight?
00:13:59Yeah, because...
00:14:01even though it was kind of awful,
00:14:03I got my first kiss.
00:14:07I'm gonna go.
00:14:09Good night, Trevor.
00:14:17Good night.
00:14:39That wasn't a first kiss.
00:14:47Good night.
00:14:53And there it was.
00:14:55The thing I had been looking for.
00:14:57Chemistry.
00:14:59Between Trevor,
00:15:01the guy with the biggest
00:15:03you-know-what on campus,
00:15:05and me.
00:15:07The virgin.
00:15:17Rumor has it that
00:15:19every girl on campus wants Drew Longhorn.
00:15:21Every girl.
00:15:23Except me.
00:15:25Because after last week,
00:15:27I could not
00:15:29be more over Drew.
00:15:31Martha.
00:15:33Mind if I join you?
00:15:35So, where did you run off to
00:15:37after the party on Saturday?
00:15:39I had to go home to study.
00:15:41I have a big test coming up.
00:15:43What are you up to later?
00:15:45We're studying.
00:15:47Why?
00:15:49The wet party.
00:15:53The wet party?
00:15:55It's only the most exclusive
00:15:57frat party on campus.
00:15:59So, of course, I've never been invited.
00:16:01What about it?
00:16:03You in?
00:16:05I've never even wanted to go to a party
00:16:07like this before.
00:16:09But it could be the perfect way to get over.
00:16:11Wait.
00:16:13Is Trevor gonna be there?
00:16:15Hold? Nah.
00:16:17He's been ghosting me.
00:16:19Think he's out.
00:16:21Then I'm in.
00:16:23Excellent.
00:16:25Oh, and bring a friend.
00:16:27A female friend.
00:16:31What are those?
00:16:33Guess who just got us tickets to
00:16:35the wet party.
00:16:37Since when do you find
00:16:39frat parties fun?
00:16:41Something different.
00:16:43Like being drooled over by a bunch of chauvinist douchebags?
00:16:45Maybe.
00:16:47Does this have anything to do with Trevor Holt?
00:16:49No.
00:16:51Yes, okay.
00:16:53I just keep playing the night
00:16:55over and over in my head trying to see what went wrong.
00:16:57I mean,
00:16:59things were going so well.
00:17:01We had chemistry.
00:17:07How could he just
00:17:09walk out on me
00:17:11after I asked him to?
00:17:13You know.
00:17:15Take your virginity.
00:17:17Don't say that word.
00:17:19Virginity.
00:17:21There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, Mar.
00:17:23Tell that to Trevor.
00:17:25He hasn't talked to me since that night.
00:17:27Screw him. That guy's got a reputation for a reason.
00:17:29I'm just so used to
00:17:31achieving everything I set my mind to.
00:17:33I've gotten straight A's, scholarships.
00:17:35Why can't I get a guy?
00:17:37I don't think it works that way, Mar.
00:17:39You're right. And you know what?
00:17:41Forget this stupid party.
00:17:43I'd rather study anyway.
00:17:45Oh no. We're going to that party.
00:17:47We are?
00:17:49Yup. And forget these dumb books.
00:17:51All you need are Deb's three simple rules
00:17:53for getting over any guy.
00:17:55Deb's three simple rules?
00:18:03Step one.
00:18:05Impress.
00:18:07But don't do it for any guy.
00:18:09Do it for you.
00:18:11Step one.
00:18:13Dress to impress. Check.
00:18:15Step two.
00:18:17Find someone new to flirt with.
00:18:19Basic bra bro. Check.
00:18:21That's Drew Longhorn?
00:18:23He's cute.
00:18:25He's a chauvinist douchebag.
00:18:27Your words?
00:18:29A girl can't look.
00:18:32Step three.
00:18:34To really get over a guy,
00:18:36you gotta put yourself out there.
00:18:38Show the world who Martha really is.
00:18:42Oh, what's wrong?
00:18:44I already did that, Deb.
00:18:46I put myself out there with Trevor.
00:18:48Showed him who I really am.
00:18:50And he rejected me.
00:18:52Yeah, but it's not...
00:18:54No. From now on, I'm a closed book.
00:18:58Great. This'll be fun.
00:19:02Hey.
00:19:04What's up?
00:19:28Hey!
00:19:30It's like a show.
00:19:32It's like a show.
00:19:33It's like a show.
00:19:34It's like a show.
00:19:36Trevor Holt. He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:41Trevor Holt. He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:45But now that he is.
00:19:47Martha.
00:19:49Glad you could make it.
00:19:50And you brought a friend.
00:19:52Ju Longhorn.
00:19:54In the flesh.
00:19:55And you are.
00:19:57Drew, this is my best friend, Deb.
00:20:00It's a pleasure, Debra.
00:20:02Oh, my God.
00:20:05What are you doing here?
00:20:06Hello to you, too, Trevor.
00:20:08They're here with me, Holt.
00:20:10None of your concern.
00:20:12Can we talk? Alone?
00:20:15I need a refill anyway.
00:20:19Debra, care to join me?
00:20:21I thought you came here with Drew.
00:20:23Really?
00:20:24Why? Jealous?
00:20:26After the kiss last week? No.
00:20:29He's right.
00:20:31That was pretty much the worst kiss of all time.
00:20:35I just thought it would be fun.
00:20:36Martha, this party, these people, it's not your thing.
00:20:41Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you don't know me as well as you think.
00:20:43Please, you're an open book.
00:20:45That's what I like about you.
00:20:46Trevor, up for a round of beer pong?
00:20:50Did someone say beer pong?
00:20:52Hello?
00:20:53No. Yes.
00:20:55Maybe I'm not such an open book after all.
00:20:59Can't we talk about what happened?
00:21:00There's nothing to talk about.
00:21:02Just give me a second to explain.
00:21:03You.
00:21:04Who let you into this party?
00:21:07Who let you into this college?
00:21:09Have you ever even played beer pong before?
00:21:11There's a first time for everything.
00:21:13All right. It's two to a team.
00:21:16So who's it gonna be?
00:21:17The clueless nerd or me?
00:21:21Her.
00:21:22Fine.
00:21:23Drew, you're on my team.
00:21:24Let's do this.
00:21:25Debra, are you in?
00:21:27No, I am gluten intolerant.
00:21:29I'll just watch.
00:21:30You sure?
00:21:32Positive.
00:21:34You know what? Let's up the stakes.
00:21:36What did you have in mind?
00:21:38What about strip beer pong?
00:21:40Oh, sweet.
00:21:42Come on, Tua.
00:21:44I'm game.
00:21:45You don't even know how to play beer pong.
00:21:47What are the rules?
00:21:48Every time we sink a ball,
00:21:50one of you removes a piece of clothing.
00:21:52Oh, yeah.
00:21:54And vice versa.
00:21:56So if Trevor makes it,
00:21:58my strip seems easy enough.
00:22:00Come on, Holt.
00:22:01It's game time.
00:22:02Let's go.
00:22:04Ladies first.
00:22:12Hold on.
00:22:13Your form is way off.
00:22:15May I?
00:22:27Okay, that's not even fair.
00:22:29You practically gave that one to her, Trev.
00:22:31You're not afraid of a little competition,
00:22:33are you, Tua?
00:22:34Oh, please.
00:22:35Ladies.
00:22:36Ladies.
00:22:38Let me show you both how it's done.
00:22:46Uh-oh.
00:22:47Great job.
00:22:48Mm.
00:22:52My turn.
00:22:55My turn.
00:23:01All right, Trevor, you know the rules.
00:23:04Ugh, you are so lame.
00:23:07You're up.
00:23:08Want another lesson?
00:23:09I think I can handle myself.
00:23:11I learn quick.
00:23:14Okay, I call BS.
00:23:16There's no way an amateur like her
00:23:18could have made that shot.
00:23:20It's called studying, Tua.
00:23:21Ever tried it?
00:23:22Mm.
00:23:24Game time.
00:23:28I guess I win.
00:23:32No, no, no, no, stop.
00:23:34You cannot leave.
00:23:35Not now.
00:23:36Didn't you see what happened back there?
00:23:38Now everybody knows that Trevor Holt,
00:23:40the guy with the one-night stand box,
00:23:42doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:23:43Oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:23:45Who cares, Mar?
00:23:47He told the entire school that he passed up
00:23:49the opportunity to sleep with you.
00:23:52Hey, the Martha I know doesn't give up, okay?
00:23:56The Martha I know succeeds at everything
00:23:58she sets her mind to.
00:24:00The Martha you know is also still into some guy
00:24:02who rejected her.
00:24:05I should hate him, but I don't.
00:24:08I can't.
00:24:10A part of me still wants to be with him,
00:24:12even after all that.
00:24:15This is serious, so hold my hand, okay?
00:24:17If Trevor can't see how amazing you are, Mar,
00:24:20then he doesn't deserve you.
00:24:22But I know there's someone out there who does.
00:24:25Okay?
00:24:26So just no, no, no, like that, okay, great.
00:24:29Oh.
00:24:30Remember, step three,
00:24:32you gotta keep putting yourself out there.
00:24:35Okay?
00:24:38Okay.
00:24:41Wait.
00:24:43I have an idea.
00:24:46Wait, where are you going?
00:24:49I'm putting myself out there.
00:24:51Yes, here we go, girl.
00:24:54Okay, Martha, you can do this.
00:24:57Hey, everybody, listen up.
00:25:02Wow, there's a lot of you.
00:25:04Okay, um, well, my name is Martha,
00:25:07and as you may have heard,
00:25:10Trevor Holt doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:25:13But there's more to me than that.
00:25:15So here it goes.
00:25:18Tilla James, you called me a clueless nerd,
00:25:22and you're right, I'm a huge nerd.
00:25:25I like to spend Saturday nights in my dorm room studying.
00:25:28I mean, last weekend was my first party.
00:25:30Can you believe that?
00:25:32I've been so busy studying that I think I've missed out
00:25:34on the important parts of college,
00:25:36like getting to know myself.
00:25:39I guess what I'm trying to say is...
00:25:42I am clueless.
00:25:46Especially when it comes to love.
00:25:49I've never slept with anyone or dated anyone.
00:25:52But I don't care that I'm a virgin.
00:25:56Because when the time is right, it will happen,
00:25:59and it will be on my terms.
00:26:01And I don't care if somebody doesn't want to sleep with me
00:26:04or if somebody doesn't like me,
00:26:06because I like me just the way I am.
00:26:12Putting myself out there?
00:26:14Check.
00:26:16I can't believe I just told everyone on campus
00:26:18that I'm a virgin.
00:26:20Yeah!
00:26:22Whoo!
00:26:24Whoo!
00:26:26Yeah!
00:26:28Whoo!
00:26:30Whoo!
00:26:32Whoo!
00:26:34Whoo!
00:26:36Hi, I'm Trevor.
00:26:38Hi, I'm Trevor.
00:26:41Some of you may know me as something of a douche.
00:26:45I'll admit, I've been with a lot of girls,
00:26:48but that's only because before any of you knew me,
00:26:51back in high school, someone broke my heart.
00:26:55When I got to college, I slept my way around campus
00:26:58to prevent myself from getting hurt again.
00:27:00I even developed a bit of a reputation.
00:27:03And I was fine with that.
00:27:06The other night, everything changed when I met Martha.
00:27:12Martha, you're not just another one-night stand.
00:27:15You're amazing, and I'm sorry I pushed you away.
00:27:18I just, I didn't want to sleep with you
00:27:20because I wanted your first time to be special.
00:27:23And this may sound stupid coming from me,
00:27:25but I didn't want to rush it.
00:27:28I really, really like you, Martha.
00:27:31And I know I don't deserve it,
00:27:33but if you just, if you give me one more chance, I...
00:27:35Yes!
00:27:37What was that?
00:27:38I said yes.
00:27:40I will give you one more chance, Trevor Holt.
00:27:45Whoo!
00:27:47Whoo!
00:27:49Whoo!
00:27:51Whoo!
00:27:53Whoo!
00:27:55Whoo!
00:27:57Whoo!
00:28:02Drew Longhorn!
00:28:04I think you're funny, charming,
00:28:07and secretly sweet,
00:28:09and hot, like, so hot!
00:28:12Ah!
00:28:14Whoo!
00:28:18Most of you already know me, but I'm Drew,
00:28:22and I really hate parties.
00:28:26Bro.
00:28:27Yeah, I always get nervous
00:28:29and wind up saying things I don't mean,
00:28:31making out with people I don't like.
00:28:33Bro.
00:28:34But today was different,
00:28:36because today I met someone
00:28:38I think I actually really do like.
00:28:40So maybe I don't have to go
00:28:43to any more of these stupid parties.
00:28:46I do love drinking, though.
00:28:49Whoo!
00:28:51Look, I know you guys think I'm, like, really mean or whatever,
00:28:56but that's just because I'm brutally honest.
00:28:59And if you don't like it, that's your problem.
00:29:02Ah!
00:29:04Whoo!
00:29:08Yeah!
00:29:18So there it is.
00:29:19That's how Trevor Holt, the hottest guy in school,
00:29:23started dating me, the virgin.
00:29:26But you'll just have to imagine the rest.
00:29:30All I see is just the...
00:29:36I wonder if I look different now that I've...
00:29:41I wonder if I look different now that I've...
00:30:00Hey, Dad.
00:30:01Oh, my God, you did it, didn't you?
00:30:03Did what?
00:30:04You had sex with Trevor Holt.
00:30:07Why would you say that?
00:30:08Oh, my God, you're glowing.
00:30:11It happened.
00:30:12I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:30:14Whoo!
00:30:17Where did you get that?
00:30:19I found it in Drew's closet this morning.
00:30:21What were you doing in Drew's closet this morning?
00:30:24Yeah, no, Mart, you're not changing the subject.
00:30:26So how was it?
00:30:28It was nice.
00:30:30Is that his hat?
00:30:31Yeah.
00:30:32It still smells like him, too.
00:30:35Oh, my God, you're so in love!
00:30:38Oh, Deb, I have to hop on the study buddy Zoom.
00:30:40I'll call you later.
00:30:41Yeah, not a chance, Mart.
00:30:42You still have two minutes.
00:30:43So hurry up and dish the dirt.
00:30:46Fine.
00:30:47It was romantic.
00:30:50I mean, Trevor is an amazing kisser.
00:30:52He does this thing where he kissed along my jawline.
00:30:55Oh, my God!
00:30:56Mart, two minutes off of the kissing onto the good stuff.
00:30:59The kissing was the good stuff.
00:31:02What?
00:31:03The sex wasn't good?
00:31:04It was not the best.
00:31:07In what way?
00:31:09Okay, so you know that rumor about Trevor, about his...
00:31:12Yes!
00:31:13God, yes.
00:31:14Sorry.
00:31:15Yes, I know.
00:31:16So it's true?
00:31:17And it was kind of uncomfortable?
00:31:21Yeah.
00:31:22Honestly, Mart, it's pretty uncomfortable for every girl their first time,
00:31:26no matter what their size.
00:31:28I've just been dreaming about this moment for as long as I can remember,
00:31:32and then it just happened.
00:31:35And it didn't feel great?
00:31:38I'm sorry, Mart.
00:31:40I wish they told us that.
00:31:41I wish I told you that!
00:31:43But I'm not lying when I say it does get better,
00:31:46though it just may never get better with Trevor.
00:31:49What do you mean?
00:31:50I mean, you gotta find the right match,
00:31:53emotionally and physically,
00:31:56and then that's when things start getting real good.
00:31:59What if it wasn't good for him either?
00:32:03I'm sure it was good for him.
00:32:05How do you know?
00:32:07He gave you his hat!
00:32:10Yeah, but he hasn't responded to any of my texts this morning.
00:32:13What if he woke up and he realized he's over me?
00:32:16Okay, first of all, he's probably still asleep,
00:32:18and secondly, I'm sending you an article on this.
00:32:20It is very sciency.
00:32:23I'm just gonna keep trying.
00:32:26That's what the article says!
00:32:28I'm gonna keep having sex with Trevor until we get it right.
00:32:31That's the spirit!
00:32:33Oh, Deb, I gotta go. I'm late for study buddies.
00:32:36Okay, call me later!
00:32:44Oh my god, seriously? You again?
00:32:47You're taking French 401?
00:32:49Yeah, Martha. I mean, who wouldn't want to take French porn?
00:32:52French what?
00:32:53French porn.
00:32:54The famous class on French cinema.
00:32:57I mean, it's all about hot French guys.
00:33:00And threesomes.
00:33:02I think you're in the wrong class, Tila.
00:33:04This is an advanced history class on the French Revolution.
00:33:07Oh my god.
00:33:09I can't believe I forgot that you're such a loser.
00:33:12Bye, Martha!
00:33:14Bye!
00:33:24Hi! I can see you! Hello!
00:33:31Hi! Can you see me?
00:33:34Hello! I can see you!
00:33:37Oh. Is this video?
00:33:40Yes, this is a Zoom call for French 401.
00:33:42The class about the French Revolution, not porn!
00:33:45Sorry, I'm a bit of a virgin at this.
00:33:47Sorry, what?
00:33:49It's my first time.
00:33:50Uh, okay.
00:33:52Using Zoom.
00:33:53Right, yes, of course.
00:33:55Uh, mine too, actually.
00:33:57Virgin, still a virgin.
00:33:59What's this you're saying about porn?
00:34:01I was just saying that this is not a class on French porn.
00:34:05It's a class on the history of the French Revolution.
00:34:07Yeah, I know. I'm a history major.
00:34:10What's your major?
00:34:11Chemistry.
00:34:13I'm Brett, by the way.
00:34:16Martha.
00:34:20We should probably get to studying, huh?
00:34:22Yeah.
00:34:23So, what are your thoughts about Napoleon?
00:34:27Did you really think he had a small...
00:34:29I told you, this isn't French porn!
00:34:32I was going to say army.
00:34:36But I can see your mind's on something else today.
00:34:39Oh yeah, sorry.
00:34:41You're glowing. You know that?
00:34:46Do you need to grab that?
00:34:47Actually, apparently it's pretty important, so I might...
00:34:52I'll call you right back.
00:34:53I'll be here waiting.
00:34:57What is so urgent?
00:35:01Mar, Trevor's dead.
00:35:06Mar, Trevor's dead.
00:35:25Hey! How you doing today?
00:35:29Just another day without Trevor.
00:35:31Mar, it's time to take the hat off.
00:35:34I can't. It's all I have left of him.
00:35:36Yeah, it's been weeks.
00:35:38So, just take it off and wash it.
00:35:41No.
00:35:44I still can't believe it.
00:35:45There he was, just walking across the street,
00:35:48carrying his one-night stand box, and then bam!
00:35:51Hit by a bus.
00:35:53I thought it was a car.
00:35:54I think it was a bus.
00:35:55No, no, no. It was a car. A tiny car, like a Fiat.
00:35:58I still don't know why he was carrying the one-night stand box.
00:36:01I heard that when they found him, he had a pink thong on his face.
00:36:05Wonderful! The love of my life died wearing a thong on his face,
00:36:09and it wasn't even mine.
00:36:11It's like I never knew love before Trevor,
00:36:15and now I will never know love again.
00:36:17One sec.
00:36:22Where was I?
00:36:23Oh, yeah. Maybe I should just join a convent.
00:36:26Do they take nuns if you're almost a virgin?
00:36:28Okay, Mara, I love you. I do.
00:36:31But enough is enough.
00:36:33I cannot sit here and watch you hollow in despair, okay?
00:36:38Trevor, yes, he's dead, and yes, that's sad,
00:36:41but it is time to move on.
00:36:44I can't move on, Deb. I loved him.
00:36:47You knew him for one week.
00:36:49He has been dead for four.
00:36:51He has been dead for longer than you knew him.
00:36:54Sorry.
00:36:55Sorry, that's harsh.
00:36:57It's just that Trevor would want you to be happy,
00:37:01and he would want you to find love.
00:37:04Yeah, maybe you're right.
00:37:07Hang on one more second.
00:37:09Oh, it's Brett.
00:37:11He's going to be late for our study zoom again.
00:37:14Speaking of moving on...
00:37:17Oh, God.
00:37:18No way. Brett is not my choice.
00:37:21What? Of course he is. He's hot. And alive.
00:37:24He's also always late, would rather surf than study,
00:37:28and yet gets straight A's by practically sleeping through class.
00:37:31Okay, so you're just jealous because he's smarter than you?
00:37:34All I'm saying is that we don't have chemistry.
00:37:37Oh.
00:37:39What?
00:37:40Nothing. It's just...
00:37:42This is nice. I've missed you.
00:37:45And I've really missed not telling you about the 25 times I had sex with Dream Longhorn.
00:37:5125 times?
00:37:53Six, actually.
00:37:54Oh, my God. So, how's the sex?
00:37:58Oh, my God, it's amazing.
00:38:00Really?
00:38:01Remember when I told you that when you meet your match, it gets really good?
00:38:04Well, he is my game, set, match.
00:38:07Tennis!
00:38:08What made the sex so good?
00:38:11Well, he takes direction very well.
00:38:14You give him direction?
00:38:15Of course, yes. How else is a girl supposed to get what she needs?
00:38:19And girl, I got what I needed last night.
00:38:22Ugh, go off.
00:38:24You're blushing.
00:38:25What? No, no, no. But you should be.
00:38:28Why? Sex is a beautiful thing.
00:38:31What did he do that made it so good?
00:38:35Well, remember how you kissed him at the drink-or-dare party?
00:38:38Yeah, I remember.
00:38:41The night that Trevor pretended to be my boyfriend.
00:38:44Yeah, remember this, like, crazy tongue thing that he did and he licked your whole face off?
00:38:48Mm-hmm.
00:38:49Let's just say that works better elsewhere.
00:38:54That was the night that Trevor gave me my first real kiss.
00:38:58The night that forever changed my life.
00:39:01Oh my god, Martha, stop it.
00:39:04What? Am I just too sad for you?
00:39:06Yeah, actually. You're really sad, Martha.
00:39:09Because you know what? I'm your best friend and all we ever talk about is you.
00:39:12When was the last time we talked about me?
00:39:14Literally, just now.
00:39:17I have been sleeping with Drew for a month and you just heard about it.
00:39:21Because all we ever talk about is Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:39:24Trevor, Trevor, Trevor. He's dead. Trevor Holt.
00:39:27I'm sorry that I'm trying to process the death of my boyfriend.
00:39:31He was not your boyfriend.
00:39:34He was just some guy that you lost your virginity to.
00:39:37You're being a bitch.
00:39:39Good. Bye!
00:39:47What do you want?
00:39:49Martha!
00:39:50Oh. Hi, Drew.
00:39:52What do you want?
00:39:53I was just calling to do a little undercover work.
00:39:56Yeah?
00:39:57You know, a little secret detective.
00:39:59Just tell me what you want, Drew.
00:40:01Okay, sorry. I was just wondering, what's Deb's favorite color?
00:40:05Oh, sorry. It's orange.
00:40:07Thanks. Sorry to bother you.
00:40:10Yeah, no problem. Sorry I snapped at you. I've just been having not a great day.
00:40:15That's Trevor's hat, isn't it?
00:40:17Yeah.
00:40:18I miss him so much.
00:40:20I've never had a friend die before.
00:40:22Me neither.
00:40:23I gotta get something off my chest.
00:40:26What?
00:40:27Trevor's death was my fault.
00:40:29You were there?
00:40:30No, but he called me that morning.
00:40:32He told me that he was really serious about you and I didn't believe that he'd be serious until he got rid of the one night stand box.
00:40:42We were gonna burn the box together.
00:40:45He got hit when he was on his way over.
00:40:48Drew, that doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:51That doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:53Well, it feels like it.
00:40:55They say Trevor tried to get out of the way, but his ankle seized up and he couldn't move.
00:41:01Stupid old injury.
00:41:03Sorry, what injury?
00:41:05You know, Trevor hurt his ankle during football.
00:41:08Really?
00:41:09Yes, and he hurt it again like three weeks before he died.
00:41:12You didn't know that?
00:41:13I didn't know him then.
00:41:14What?
00:41:15I thought you guys were in love.
00:41:17We met the week before he died.
00:41:19What a whirlwind romance.
00:41:22Yeah, I guess you could say that.
00:41:23So, did you ever get to meet his twin sister?
00:41:25Trevor had a twin?
00:41:26Yeah, Taylor.
00:41:28Super hot.
00:41:30She goes to school here too.
00:41:31I guess I didn't meet her.
00:41:33You know, I should probably introduce Deb to my family soon too.
00:41:36Just in case.
00:41:37In case you die?
00:41:39I think we're ready to take the next step.
00:41:41To make it official.
00:41:43That's actually sweet.
00:41:45Yeah, I need to go buy her some orange flowers.
00:41:48Hey, Drew, what was Trevor's favorite color?
00:41:51The dude loved blue.
00:41:53You know he was almost going to go to Duke just because of school colors.
00:41:56He almost went to Duke?
00:41:57Yeah, I guess there's a lot you didn't know about him.
00:42:00I guess so.
00:42:01Anyways, thanks for the intel, Martha.
00:42:03Catch you later.
00:42:08Oh, study buddies!
00:42:16Hello?
00:42:18Hey!
00:42:19Wasn't sure if you were going to make it.
00:42:21Yeah, sorry. I'm late.
00:42:23No, don't apologize.
00:42:24I've been late a thousand times.
00:42:27It's something I'm working on.
00:42:30You okay?
00:42:31Yeah, Deb and I just got in a big fight about Trevor.
00:42:35Your ex-boyfriend who died?
00:42:37Yeah, and then Drew called me and told me that I didn't really know him.
00:42:41Wow, that's dickish.
00:42:43Well, he didn't actually say that, and anyway, he's right.
00:42:47How are you and Deb in a fight about someone who's dead?
00:42:50She thinks I'm wallowing and I need to move on.
00:42:53Well, I think you should take as much time as you need.
00:42:56You know, someone once told me it takes half the amount of time you're in the relationship to get over them.
00:43:01So, it should have taken me three and a half days.
00:43:08You're not kidding.
00:43:12I only knew him for a week, and we were in a fight for like half of that.
00:43:16I'm so confused.
00:43:17And it wasn't even my real boyfriend!
00:43:19I mean, we had sex, so he wasn't like, not my boyfriend.
00:43:22Why am I telling you all this?
00:43:24No, no, this is good, this is good. It's starting to make more sense now.
00:43:27What, that I'm a fool?
00:43:29You're still processing.
00:43:31You know, it all happened so fast.
00:43:33Give yourself time. It'll heal.
00:43:36Thanks, Brett.
00:43:39Oh, it's Deb. Do you mind if I answer this?
00:43:42Go for it.
00:43:43I'll just be here reading about Napoleon's small army.
00:43:52Hey, Deb.
00:43:53Martha.
00:43:54Hey, Mar, I am so sorry.
00:43:57Martha? Hello?
00:43:59No, I do. You were just trying to help me.
00:44:02And you know what? You're right. I barely knew him.
00:44:04Did you know he almost went to Duke?
00:44:06Duke?
00:44:07Ugh.
00:44:08Anyway, I'm really sorry for being a selfish friend.
00:44:11And I promise I will always be here to listen to stories about Drew's tongue game.
00:44:16I should not be listening to this.
00:44:18And I'm sorry too, Mar.
00:44:20Having sex for the first time is such a big deal.
00:44:23And then waking up the very next day and finding out that the guy you lost your virginity to is dead.
00:44:31Oh my god.
00:44:34Could you hear all of that?
00:44:36Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah.
00:44:38I mean, I wasn't listening, but...
00:44:40How about you girls finish up your conversation and then we can pick this up?
00:44:43Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, bye.
00:44:45Oh my god!
00:44:54Hey, Deb. I really can't talk right now.
00:44:56Brett and I have a big project due tomorrow and he's late with his part again.
00:45:02Deb?
00:45:03Deb, what's wrong?
00:45:07Oh my god! Oh my god!
00:45:10You're pregnant?
00:45:11I don't even know how to hold it.
00:45:13I peed on it.
00:45:15Oh.
00:45:16I thought you guys used condoms.
00:45:18We use so many.
00:45:20We have so much sex and use so many.
00:45:24Well, they do say the effectiveness is only 98%, so this is a fascinating case study.
00:45:29Martha!
00:45:30Sorry. Not being helpful.
00:45:33Are you gonna keep it?
00:45:35I don't know.
00:45:37I have so many plans for my career. I don't think I'm ready to be a mom.
00:45:41Well, what did Drew say?
00:45:43He doesn't know.
00:45:44Deb, you have to tell him.
00:45:46I can't. He's taking me to see his parents tonight.
00:45:49Eek!
00:45:50He told me they're super traditional and they think Drew's a virgin
00:45:53and they're gonna think that I corrupted their son.
00:45:56Okay, Deb, Drew loves you. I know he'll be supportive.
00:46:00And I'm sure his parents will come around too.
00:46:03Oh, that's him. What do I do?
00:46:06You tell the truth!
00:46:08Okay, I'll call you later.
00:46:09Okay, good luck.
00:46:11Beep, beep, beep.
00:46:14Well, hello, my beautiful lady.
00:46:16I require your assistance in selecting the appropriate attire for this evening.
00:46:20What do you think? Blue? Orange?
00:46:23Orange. It matches my dress.
00:46:26Is that new mascara you're wearing?
00:46:28You look smoldering.
00:46:30Um, Drew B., I have something that I need to tell you.
00:46:34Oh, I already know what you're gonna say.
00:46:37You do?
00:46:38You're afraid my mom's gonna make you eat me.
00:46:41You're afraid my mom's gonna make you eat cheese.
00:46:44Cheese?
00:46:45But don't worry.
00:46:46I already explained the whole veganism thing to her anyway.
00:46:49And she totally gets it now.
00:46:51She's making vegan meatloaf for dinner.
00:46:53I love vegan meatloaf!
00:46:55So, are you excited to meet my parents tonight?
00:46:58Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:01Are you excited to meet my parents tonight?
00:47:03Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:05They're not gonna be very stoked about me.
00:47:09Are you kidding me?
00:47:10They're gonna absolutely love you.
00:47:12This is the first time I'm ever bringing a girl over.
00:47:14Oh, no. Really?
00:47:17Yeah.
00:47:18Oh, my mom's gonna absolutely adore you.
00:47:22Hey, you, my lady, are perfect.
00:47:25Trust me, okay?
00:47:27I'll see you soon.
00:47:34How'd it go?
00:47:35I couldn't tell him.
00:47:36Deb, it's his baby.
00:47:37You have to tell him at some point.
00:47:39Nope.
00:47:40I just gotta make it through tonight.
00:47:42Because his parents are so excited to meet me.
00:47:45And they won't be able to tell I'm pregnant
00:47:47because I'm just bloated.
00:47:49So, I will tell him when we get home.
00:47:54Oh, it's Brett.
00:47:55We gotta finish this assignment.
00:47:57You got this, Deb.
00:47:59Okay.
00:48:00Okay.
00:48:03Got this, got this, got this, got this.
00:48:05Got this, got this, got this.
00:48:07I think I'm gonna puke more.
00:48:30Drinking on a Tuesday night, huh?
00:48:32Been there, done that.
00:48:34Oh, Tilla.
00:48:36Sorry, I thought you were Martha.
00:48:38What? Ew, no.
00:48:40Hey, hey, are you in the Longhorn's upstairs bathroom?
00:48:44Yes.
00:48:45I knew I recognized it.
00:48:47I peeped there once during a reacher.
00:48:50So, is Drew having a party?
00:48:53I'm at dinner with his parents.
00:48:55Oh, the food's that bad?
00:48:57No, I'm just not feeling very well.
00:49:00Anyway, what do you want?
00:49:02Well, that's no way to treat your favorite study buddy.
00:49:07Alright, listen, I need help on our French porn homework.
00:49:10Can we just talk later?
00:49:12You look different.
00:49:14What do you mean?
00:49:16You look different.
00:49:18What do you mean?
00:49:20Oh my god.
00:49:21What? What?
00:49:23Are you pregnant?
00:49:24No! How can you tell?
00:49:27I have a sixth sense for these kinds of things.
00:49:30Oh my god, do you think his parents know?
00:49:33Oh my god, you haven't told Drew yet, have you?
00:49:36Everything okay in there, babe?
00:49:38Yes, fantastic.
00:49:41I am just changing my tampon.
00:49:44Well, my mom said that she wanted me to bring you some seltzer water.
00:49:47She thinks you look a little flushed.
00:49:49No.
00:49:51Was it the meatloaf?
00:49:53No, Drew, babe.
00:49:55I'm just taking a real big poop.
00:49:58Yeah, you just go back into dinner and I'll see you in a minute.
00:50:02Uh, okay. Let me know if you need anything.
00:50:05Will do!
00:50:07Say no. She totally knows.
00:50:10Okay, Mrs. Longhorn is oblivious.
00:50:13She thinks all girls are angels.
00:50:15She even called me an angel one time after I threw up a liter of vodka in her bathroom.
00:50:20How do I get out of this?
00:50:22Just go back out there and tell them you were up late studying and you feel like shit.
00:50:27And then go home with Drew and fess up.
00:50:30Okay.
00:50:32Thank you, Dilla.
00:50:34That was weirdly helpful.
00:50:36No biggie.
00:50:43Are you mad at me, babe?
00:50:45No.
00:50:47Is it because I kissed Martha that one time?
00:50:49I didn't even know you back then.
00:50:51No.
00:50:52Did my parents say something that upset you?
00:50:55You ruined everything tonight.
00:50:57No, you didn't, babe.
00:50:58My mom loved you. She said that you're like an angel.
00:51:02If only they knew I corrupted their son.
00:51:05Babe, what are you talking about?
00:51:09Check my purse.
00:51:18Um, what am I looking for?
00:51:26Oh, my God.
00:51:28I'm so sorry.
00:51:30Yeah!
00:51:32Oh, man.
00:51:34What? I thought you'd be devastated.
00:51:36What about your parents?
00:51:38Devastated?
00:51:40Babe, my mom loves babies.
00:51:43You know what this means, though, right?
00:51:45Hmm.
00:51:52Deborah Davis, will you...
00:51:55Period!
00:51:57Period!
00:51:59Period! I have my period!
00:52:03Game, set, match!
00:52:15Hey, what's up?
00:52:17Guess what?
00:52:18What?
00:52:19I have an exciting study sesh planned for us tonight that doesn't include books.
00:52:23Um, how is that studying?
00:52:25You'll see.
00:52:26First, I need you to turn off all of your lights.
00:52:29Uh, what?
00:52:31Just do it.
00:52:33Quick!
00:52:35And then turn on those little twinkly lights above your bed.
00:52:39Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to learn anything?
00:52:42Martha?
00:52:44A little trust, please.
00:52:46So, are you going to tell me what we're doing, or...
00:52:49The History Channel is streaming in a polybiopic, which covers everything in our current chapter.
00:52:54Really?
00:52:55Yeah, and I thought we could watch it together.
00:52:57That actually sounds fun.
00:52:59I'm going to send you the link.
00:53:01Ooh, I wish I had popcorn or something.
00:53:04Yeah, that would be nice.
00:53:06All right, I'm going to start it.
00:53:13Oh, wait! Hold on one second.
00:53:24Weird! This takeout delivery guy just showed up and I didn't even order anything!
00:53:29I did.
00:53:32What?
00:53:33Yeah, I thought we'd get hungry, so I ordered us French food.
00:53:36Because of Napoleon.
00:53:38Uh, I'm sorry.
00:53:40I don't want to be a downer or anything, but this isn't studying.
00:53:44It's not supposed to be.
00:53:46Huh?
00:53:47It's a date, Martha.
00:53:50Hi.
00:53:52Oh, uh, sorry, I'm confused.
00:53:56I've been wanting to ask you out, but I wasn't sure if you were ready yet after Trevor.
00:54:02So I thought I'd act like it was a study thing and see how you felt at the end.
00:54:07That's actually really sweet.
00:54:09Brett, but this is not going to work.
00:54:12Why?
00:54:13Are you kidding me? We're study buddies!
00:54:15What's going to happen if this date doesn't go well and then things get awkward
00:54:19and we get a bad grade on the assignment and then I flunk out of class?
00:54:22Okay, if we weren't study buddies, then would you be interested in me?
00:54:28Well, yeah, I guess.
00:54:32Why are you blushing?
00:54:34I didn't say the word virgin.
00:54:36Brett!
00:54:37Look, my motto is to live in the now.
00:54:39So worrying about how this could get awkward in the future, it's pointless.
00:54:43Okay.
00:54:45And if it does get awkward, I'll still be glad I tried.
00:54:48That's a bad choice.
00:54:50I live my life from one awkward moment to the next and I do not recommend it.
00:54:55Well, you should.
00:54:56You know, tons of good things come out of scary conversations.
00:54:59Uh, such as?
00:55:01Such as going on a date with a girl you like.
00:55:03If you're not doing things that scare you, you're not living life.
00:55:10You know what?
00:55:12I guess you have a point.
00:55:14Alright, let's do this date.
00:55:17Excellent.
00:55:19Bon appetit.
00:55:21These reforms brought rejoicing to many.
00:55:24So, question.
00:55:27If you knew you were going to die in the next 30 days,
00:55:30how would you spend the next month?
00:55:32Well, this month I'm in the chem lab for like 30 hours and then-
00:55:35But you're going to die.
00:55:37Dead.
00:55:38Why would you go to the chem lab?
00:55:40Because I'm mid-experiment.
00:55:42Martha, burn the planner.
00:55:44I like plans. I like to know what's going to happen next.
00:55:47Is this date putting you on edge?
00:55:49No.
00:55:50Are you having just a little bit of fun?
00:55:52Yes.
00:55:54But you don't know what I have planned next.
00:55:56Oh no.
00:55:57No, I'm not going to do anything crazy.
00:55:59I just think sometimes you're so worried about checking off boxes
00:56:03that you're going to miss out on what's happening right in front of you.
00:56:06You're an eat dessert first kind of person, aren't you?
00:56:09You know it.
00:56:13Okay, if I was going to die in 30 days, I'd go to the beach more.
00:56:20Amazing.
00:56:21I'd spend all my money on an expensive designer jacket.
00:56:25There you go.
00:56:26And I'd find someone to kiss. A lot.
00:56:30Me too. Kissing's the best. Kissing's the best.
00:56:34I know.
00:56:35What's your favorite place to be kissed?
00:56:37Huh. I guess I'd have to say my sharp edges.
00:56:43What does that mean?
00:56:45My jawline, collarbone, even my fingers.
00:56:49It kind of reminds me where I start and stop.
00:56:53This is embarrassing.
00:56:55No, I think it's sexy.
00:56:57What about you?
00:56:58Where in the world would you like to be kissed?
00:57:01Like in your apartment or walking down the street.
00:57:06The ocean.
00:57:07Wow, that sounds dreamy.
00:57:09It is.
00:57:11Have you ever had sex on a beach?
00:57:13No, I'm kind of inexperienced, remember?
00:57:16Right, right. Well, don't is what I was going to say.
00:57:20You don't have to do that.
00:57:21No, no, it's not. It's saying it's in your butt crack. It's horrible.
00:57:25Yeah, when they do it in the movies it looks horrible.
00:57:30Hey, I'm sorry.
00:57:32Yeah, I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
00:57:34No, it's fine. It is what it is.
00:57:36You know it doesn't matter, right?
00:57:38Sure it does. Most people my age have had tons of sex.
00:57:42There you go, checking off those boxes. And that is also not true.
00:57:46My roommate is a virgin.
00:57:48But I don't want to die only having had sex one time and only kissing two people. That's pathetic.
00:57:54What if you only kissed two people but one of them was your perfect match?
00:57:58Okay, you know what? Let's say you're right.
00:58:00What if I did only kiss two people and what if one of them was my perfect match?
00:58:05And now he's dead.
00:58:07No, I didn't...
00:58:08Yeah, you sure did. So yeah, I found my guy. We kissed, we had sex. It wasn't even that good.
00:58:14It never is the first time.
00:58:15Thanks! I've been told!
00:58:17And so now he's dead and I can either have a thousand bad kisses or never kiss anyone again.
00:58:22And you know what? If any of those kisses are anything like Drew Longhorn's, I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:30Not even me?
00:58:31I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:36Not even me?
00:58:46Oh.
00:58:53You did this, didn't you?
00:58:55I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:58:57The guitarist? Outside my window? Oh, come on. He has a sign that says, For Martha.
00:59:04Okay, alright. I asked my roommate to play romantic French music but he insisted on playing Spanish guitar.
00:59:12That's really sweet.
00:59:13You know what? I tried. But failed.
00:59:16This has just been one complete disaster.
00:59:18No, it wasn't at all.
00:59:20No, it's okay. We can end this now. I'll call my roommate and we'll be done with it.
00:59:24No, don't. Please. This is actually one of the best dates I've ever been on.
00:59:29No one's ever really planned a whole night like this just for me.
00:59:33Look, I realise that you haven't been on many dates and that is fine.
00:59:38But crying in the middle of it? It's not a good sign.
00:59:45And look, I should never have pushed you so far out of your comfort zone. It's not okay.
00:59:53I'm so sorry, Brett.
00:59:55No, don't apologise.
00:59:57No, you planned the sweetest date ever and I brought up my dead boyfriend and cried.
01:00:03Hello, I'm Martha and I ruin everything.
01:00:06No, you didn't ruin anything.
01:00:09Because that would mean I don't like you anymore and I think I'm into you now more than ever.
01:00:14How is that even possible?
01:00:16Because you're incredibly real.
01:00:19I'm not trying to figure out what you're thinking because, let's be honest, you say it out loud all the time.
01:00:26That's not a good thing.
01:00:28Well, I think it is.
01:00:33So, any other surprises?
01:00:37No, that was the last one.
01:00:40Then while our guitarist is on a break, I want to play you this new song I'm into.
01:00:44Okay, cool.
01:00:45But there's one condition.
01:00:47No.
01:00:48We have to dance.
01:00:50Like, in our rooms? Or you want me to come over?
01:00:54No, no, no. Stand up, right here, right now. Dance with me.
01:00:59Okay.
01:01:00See, I've been waiting all night for you to come and make it right.
01:01:05I thought you never heard me like the way you did tonight.
01:01:10Wait, hang on. I've got the best idea.
01:01:21I don't need you, I don't need you, I don't need you, I don't need you,
01:01:26I don't need you, I don't need you, I don't need you, I don't need you,
01:01:31I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't need you, I don't need you.
01:01:37That was so much fun.
01:01:39Yeah, I haven't danced like that in a long time.
01:01:42Me neither.
01:01:44Hey, I had a really great time tonight. Like, really great.
01:01:48Yeah, yeah, me too.
01:01:50Martha?
01:01:51Yeah?
01:01:52I really hope you kiss more than two people in your lifetime.
01:01:55Yeah, how come?
01:01:56Because I plan on being number three.
01:02:00I'd like that.
01:02:02Alright, I'll talk to you soon.
01:02:14Hey, nerd.
01:02:15Why are you calling me?
01:02:17Well, I heard you and Brett are talking, or whatever.
01:02:21And that is your business, how?
01:02:24Well, there's something you should know about Brett.
01:02:28What?