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Transcript
00:00So Sidemen are going to get us underway. Enjoy guys! Here we go!
00:07Relief! He's going to go for the shot! No way!
00:10I don't mind it.
00:12An out-swinging corner here from Simon. In the mixer.
00:16Logan Paul goes for it! And it's a clearance off the line!
00:19Dozinger asking for a handball. It was Ginge that stopped it.
00:22Was there a hand involved?
00:24Joe Weller was very close to scoring there.
00:27Let's take a look at this. Weller, the lovely little finish.
00:30Oh, it's disgusting. It's disgusting.
00:32Get off! He should be on his shoulder!
00:35And they've gone to VAR, which isn't really a thing here.
00:39I think Clutterberg has just looked at the screen and given it retrospectively.
00:43I don't mind it.
00:44Right, penalty. And it looks like it'll be Joe Weller that takes it after he won it.
00:48It's a good one to look. Weller!
00:54Never any doubt.
00:56And he gives it to Sue. And it's not his first time scoring a Wembley, by the way.
01:01He scored in the first ever Wembley Cup ten years ago.
01:04I've just seen a suplex on him. He's been suplexed by Logan Paul.
01:09What are we seeing? It's a crossover. WWE and football.
01:14One of YouTube's good guys as well.
01:16There might have been a foul throw there, but we'll let him off it.
01:18He's the bad guys. No comment.
01:21Chris, that's a dangerous one. Wasteful, Chris.
01:23Ginge now is a marauding centre-half. Does he fancy a long ball for Nikko? He does!
01:27Oh, that's a cracking pass.
01:28He's got a decision to make. He's staying.
01:30Speed's making the...
01:31Oh! He's going to give it!
01:33It's another penalty!
01:34He's going to give it! It's another penalty. Nikko's won it. Harry's given it away.
01:38He's saying it's all ball ref.
01:41Now, will Clutterberg look at the monitors once again in the crowd here and potentially overrule himself?
01:48I think Harry took the man and got the ball, but...
01:52Let's have a look.
01:53It was reckless.
01:54Nikko...
01:56Oh, another penalty.
01:57He didn't even touch the ball.
01:58Clutterberg, you got it right there, son. Fair play.
02:02Harry, that's outrageous that you're saying you got the ball there, my son.
02:05Mr. Beast on pens, yeah? Okay.
02:09Let's have a look.
02:10Oh! Saved!
02:12And that could be a decision the All-Stars live to regret.
02:17Good save from XQC, by the way.
02:18XQC, he's a big star on the net, and now he's a star in one.
02:22Free kick, though, Chris MD.
02:24He claims to be better at free kicks than most Premier League footballers.
02:28Put your money where your mouth is, and you've got a lot of it.
02:31Listen, you've got a goalkeeper who has just saved a penalty, sure,
02:34but he's not the most practised of goalkeepers.
02:37Get it on target, Chris. You've got a chance here.
02:39This is it.
02:40Steps up. MD!
02:42Oh!
02:44He always delivers!
02:46Christopher MD, get the shot off!
02:49Get this on your hinge profile!
02:54That's iconic. That is iconic.
02:56Drink it in!
03:00Chris MD, the magic man.
03:03He always can.
03:05Chris there, eyeing up the women in the crowd.
03:07What a pig.
03:10Okay, what have you got, Chris?
03:12He's looked for it. At the back, stick!
03:14It's in!
03:16Who else but Theo Baker!
03:19He knows how to score. He's better than he's ever been.
03:23And he's back.
03:25I mean, there will be patches of his hair on the ball,
03:27but it was a cracking header, Spencer.
03:31I mean, that is a tale as old as time.
03:33Chris MD to Theo Baker.
03:35Steeped in culture.
03:37YouTube history.
03:39The ball was a tantalising one.
03:41That was exactly what he needed.
03:43Just guided past the keeper.
03:45Where's the defender? Who's man-marking him?
03:48And he's found speed.
03:50Speed caught Theo with him.
03:52He's got a few people offside in the mix, but he's not!
03:54And he could have had a touch, but he's got it anyway!
03:57It's another goal!
03:59It's Loughlin who's put it away!
04:01And that is football.
04:04It is the Wizard of Oz with a wicked goal.
04:08One for the theatre fans there.
04:11I don't think it's going to be an easy day.
04:13Look at this.
04:14I was about to say, they're not going to have it too easy
04:16with Ginge and Foch at the back.
04:18They're just consummate defenders.
04:20Not so much.
04:21To even it up a little bit.
04:22Play the pass deep and keep it moving.
04:24Mini Minter, can he get him back in the swing of things here?
04:26Gets the shot off!
04:27There you go!
04:28It's what he does!
04:30Cut him open, and he bleeds goals.
04:36Simon Minter.
04:38He bangs it home.
04:40The celebration there in honour of his expectant child.
04:43You love to see it.
04:44There's a baby on the way.
04:46Well, he knows how to find the target.
04:47He's proved that.
04:49We have a game on our hands.
04:523-2.
04:54Danny Arons gets the ball from Ginge.
04:57Looking at his options.
04:59He could use a bit more width out there,
05:01a bit more opportunities.
05:04But Ginge, I think, going direct.
05:06It's like a flying V here.
05:07They're all off, apart from Theo, who's not.
05:10Baker!
05:12He might be a baker, but he's cooking.
05:15He really is.
05:16And this time, he's not sat in the corner of the hotel room.
05:21It's almost too easy.
05:22I think people were expecting the flag to go off on speed.
05:25Theo Baker plays to the whistle.
05:29Toby's going to take this corner on the outside of the boulevard.
05:32Look at Josh.
05:33Josh Simon!
05:35Great safety sketch.
05:37He's done it again.
05:40Very impressed by both goalkeepers so far.
05:43We've got about eight subs ready to come on for the All-Stars, by the way,
05:46lined up.
05:47There's a forward ball to Josh.
05:49Great touch from Durka.
05:51Through ball.
05:52It might not be a goal, but it could be in the slip.
05:54Sketch again.
05:55Sketch is up there with my football man of the match right now.
05:59Lovely touch from Simon.
06:01Weller, left foot.
06:02That's how he likes it.
06:03Oh, it's in.
06:05It's a curse of the commentator, but it's a second goal for Joseph Weller.
06:13He's scored again.
06:14Gets them closer to equalising.
06:17Here's Manny.
06:19Josh, make your run, Josh.
06:20Make your run.
06:21Take the defender away.
06:22He's onside.
06:23Play to Josh.
06:24This is it.
06:25Play to Josh.
06:26No!
06:27Oh, my God.
06:28Danny Arons nearly scored.
06:30I've done it anyway.
06:32This is a joke.
06:33You can't take your eyes off it.
06:35Danny Arons nearly scored.
06:36One of the most ridiculous home goals of all time.
06:39And then Toby follows up with that.
06:42To be or not to be.
06:44Well, it is to be today for all.
06:47And Joe Weller, he's on a hat-trick.
06:49Could it be now?
06:50Corner comes in.
06:51Headed by Logan Paul.
06:53Rober at the back stick.
06:54Sticks it back in the mixer.
06:56JME gets up.
06:58Needs a keeper.
06:59It's Logan Paul!
07:00It's Logan Paul with the goal!
07:03No one saw that coming.
07:05WWE superstar, boxer, and now soccer goal scorer.
07:14The man is in his prime.
07:17Deji overrunning it, though.
07:19Gives it to Manny.
07:20Manny looking at the back post of Weller.
07:22He's on a hat-trick here.
07:23Can he make it three?
07:24Got to be.
07:25Give it to Josh.
07:27It's here.
07:28To Josh.
07:29Surely.
07:30Klassenburg wants a word with Foch.
07:33Josh, you've got to take this.
07:35Hang on, what's going on here?
07:37There we go.
07:38There you go, there's your clip.
07:40He's shredded it.
07:42We have fun.
07:43Outrageous from Foch.
07:44Take your time.
07:46Pick your spot and make history.
07:49What's he got in his locker?
07:51Apart from boiled sweets and Viagra.
07:53Josh!
07:54Yes!
07:57There you have it!
07:58Pigs can fly.
08:00Do not adjust your television sets.
08:03Do not refresh your browsers.
08:05They said it couldn't be done.
08:07Well, it's been done.
08:08And it can't be undone.
08:11The sidemen complete the collection.
08:15And Josh gets his goal.
08:17Look at what it means to them.
08:19Both managers celebrating.
08:22Everyone delighted.
08:24I don't think there's a dry eye in the house.
08:28Well done, Joshua Zurka.
08:31It's got to be a goal.
08:33Will he score it?
08:35That'd be a goal, Ginge.
08:37Oh!
08:39Very generous of Ginge.
08:41Yeah, he's the man.
08:44I'm not even sure that was going in.
08:46Speed's going to take it.
08:48We've just had Josh break his duck and score a goal.
08:51We could see Speed about to do the same thing.
08:54Surely he scores this.
08:56He missed last year against XQC.
08:58Could this be his moment?
09:00Here we go.
09:02The former mayor of Peru.
09:05Darren, a.k.a. Speed!
09:09He's done it!
09:11He's done it!
09:12And they're all on the pitch.
09:14They think it's all over.
09:19Wow.
09:20Scenes.
09:21Absolute scenes.
09:22Six, five.
09:24It didn't come quickly.
09:26But Speed finally gets his goal.
09:28And look what it means to him.
09:31He's done it.
09:32It's Fred Anderson of Pelé winning the World Cup for Brazil
09:36and being lifted by his peers.
09:39Chris M.D. on...
09:41I don't know anymore.
09:42Oh, Kaki's overrun it, giving it to Chunks.
09:44Ginge is off.
09:45Speed doesn't leave it.
09:47Ginge was off 100%.
09:49This is your moment, Ginge.
09:50He scores.
09:51There you go.
09:52But that was offside.
09:54And if he'd left it for Speed, he wouldn't have been.
09:57And he might go back and change it,
09:58but let's just pretend we didn't see it.
10:00Ginge gets the goal.
10:02The decision to put him up front looks to be vindicated.
10:05Lovely finish.
10:06Six apiece.
10:08The postman delivers, even on a weekend.
10:14Questions will be asked.
10:16Back under way here.
10:17Forward from the throw-in is beautiful.
10:19Simon in front.
10:21Big stop.
10:22Oh, it's going to come off square one.
10:25And by the way, Willene has just thrown himself at the ball
10:29in an act of bravery.
10:31It's too much.
10:33A moment of madness.
10:34Surely he scores.
10:36Oh!
10:38That is what you call ghost goalkeeping.
10:42It's gone absolutely through him like the curry I had last week.
10:47Chunks with another goal.
10:49I believe that's three in three for the big man.
10:53He knows where the back of the net is.
10:55Here he is, the baker.
10:57Looking for Speed in the box.
10:58What a ball.
10:59Speed hits it.
11:01Oh, he's still got it.
11:03Oh, he's got the ball.
11:04Oh, he's seen that.
11:06Puts it in the roof of the net.
11:08And Speed might not be the most prolific finisher,
11:11but he can provide like nobody else.
11:15What a move from the Americans.
11:19Over to Weller.
11:20He's got quite a deep starting position here.
11:22We know what he can do in the box.
11:23Willene like a baby giraffe.
11:25He wants to beat him again here.
11:26He's done it again.
11:27Twice.
11:28Can he make it three?
11:30He's found Manny in the box.
11:31Great touch.
11:32Manny.
11:33What a safe sketch.
11:36Toby against Theo.
11:37Oh, yeah.
11:38Oh, yeah.
11:39Manny.
11:40Manny.
11:41Finish.
11:42Oh.
11:43Game on.
11:44Eight, seven.
11:45Good goal for Manny.
11:46Once again, we're seeing the brothers link up.
11:47It's beautiful to see.
11:48Oh, Manny.
11:49Here we go.
11:50Gene's trying to apply some pressure to Ethan.
11:51And he's off.
11:52Gets it to Manny.
11:53Manny.
11:54Like a bull with gas.
11:55He's got his brother to the right.
11:56Oh, no.
11:57Oh, no.
11:58Oh, no.
11:59Oh, no.
12:00Oh, no.
12:01Oh, no.
12:02Oh, no.
12:03Oh, no.
12:04Oh, no.
12:05Oh, no.
12:06Oh, no.
12:07Oh, no.
12:08Oh, no.
12:09Oh.
12:10Oh, no.
12:11Oh, no.
12:12Oh, no.
12:13Oh, no.
12:14Oh.
12:15Oh.
12:16Oh.
12:17Take care of your brother.
12:18Get his brother to the right.
12:19Finds Toby.
12:20Could there be a chance here?
12:21So he plays it into Simon.
12:22Can he put it back?
12:23This could be.
12:24Ethan.
12:25Get it.
12:26Oh.
12:27It's happened again.
12:28And it's a all.
12:29And will we see a knee slide?
12:30There it is.
12:31Right on cue.
12:32Come on, you Iron.
12:33Come on, you Bazinga.
12:34Sideman have played their way back into this game.
12:35Psychological cure.
12:36Manny Jack.
12:37Venetia.
12:38this game. JJ plays it back. Not sure what he was thinking there.
12:41Yeah, XQC, you just get rid of it, mate.
12:44Jeez Louise.
12:48JJ. Oh, JJ.
12:50It's got to be a goal for speed. Surely, there was a pass on.
12:53Oh, what a save! Wow!
12:55That is unreal from XQC.
12:58He might have broken his wrist, but my God, was it worth it.
13:02Dennis rating up to a five.
13:05I mean, it works for him. He's a unit.
13:08Can he get this cleared?
13:10Ginge's got it. No!
13:12No!
13:14I take it back. National League North at best.
13:17He's just kicked it, basically in his own net.
13:20I think Clarke, he's finished it.
13:22But Ginge, you were doing so well, son.
13:25You might have just cost the team the game.
13:27Here comes Chris Indy.
13:29Great pass.
13:31If anyone can score, it's this man.
13:33Yes!
13:35Geoff Hurst, he famously scored a hat-trick at Wembley
13:39to win the World Cup.
13:41Well, Theo Baker can join that list.
13:44A hat-trick at Wembley.
13:46I'll tell you what, he's got one hand on the golden boot
13:50and he's just kept his team in the game.
13:53It's penalty, Spencer.
13:55Never before have we seen a penalty shoot-out.
13:59But this man who's stepping forward
14:01has had that feeling time and time again.
14:03Simon Minter.
14:05Huge moment for him. He's had a great game.
14:07He's still the highest-rated on football, by the way.
14:10He knows what he's doing from here.
14:13Surely he scores.
14:15There's no way Sketch saves a penalty from Simon.
14:17There's no way.
14:19This is the banker. It's just which corner he's putting it in.
14:22Stick it on target, it goes in.
14:24Simon!
14:26I can't believe it's not butter.
14:29What just happened?
14:31What a save.
14:33This is what I'm talking about.
14:35It's a chance to be heroes.
14:37Look at the smile on that young man's face.
14:39What's up, brother?
14:41And the YouTube All-Stars can't believe it.
14:44What a moment for Sketch.
14:46No-one saw that coming.
14:48What a save that is.
14:50It's actually sensational from the lads.
14:54That's the NFL experience coming through there.
14:56It is.
14:58Playing them to safety.
15:00No touchdown for you.
15:02And Deji steps forward.
15:04Seriously?
15:06Deji, please score this, mate.
15:08Where's the goggles now, son?
15:10Left footed.
15:12I didn't even know he was left-footed.
15:14Deji!
15:16That will do.
15:18That will do.
15:20He puts it away beautifully.
15:22That's the first 10,000 unlocked from Prime there.
15:25Of course it is.
15:27Stick it on the totaliser.
15:29What a finish from Deji.
15:31I never knew he was left-footed.
15:33I don't think anyone's ever seen him kick a ball before.
15:35That's why.
15:37He's played him pretty much every game.
15:39But I've never seen him kick a ball.
15:41Let me show Simon how it's done.
15:43So the YouTube All-Stars are in the lead.
15:45And now it's over to Mark Rober who needs to engineer a way
15:48to get Sidemen back in this game.
15:5144 years young.
15:53Some would say that makes him old.
15:55I say that makes him experienced.
15:57Mark Rober against Sketch.
15:59Has he got a foot like an engine?
16:01Rober!
16:03Lovely.
16:05Sends the keeper the wrong way.
16:07Well done, you.
16:09Great finish from Mark there.
16:13And he keeps the Sidemen in the game
16:15as Theo Baker steps up.
16:17That's another 10k from Prime as well.
16:19Thank you very much.
16:21Sketch, at one of the moments of the game,
16:23denied Mini Minta and denied 10,000 to charity.
16:26Thanks a lot, Sketch.
16:28Theo's already got a hat trick.
16:30I think he's my man of the match,
16:32especially if you consider the redemption arc.
16:34The only thing that could spoil it
16:36would be if he missed the penalty now.
16:38I just can't see it happening.
16:40Theo! Yeah!
16:42That's all you've got to do, lads.
16:44That's all you've got to do.
16:46The weather is wet, and Theo Baker scores.
16:49And he's also wet probably after scoring.
16:51Aren't we all?
16:53And 10,000 pounds chuck it on.
16:56Cha-ching!
16:58Here comes...
17:0030k so far we've raised in this shootout.
17:02Harold up next.
17:04And this man can hit them.
17:06Oh, he can, especially when there's a lot on the line.
17:08He needs to score, to be fair.
17:10Not mathematically, but a miss here
17:12would put the Sidemen in a difficult position.
17:14He's got highlights in his hair.
17:16Can he get a highlight in this game?
17:18Surely Sketch can't save another one.
17:20Harry! Oh, my God!
17:22It sneaks in.
17:24That would have been
17:26a ridiculous save from Sketch.
17:28I mean, the nerves going through the Sidemen boys
17:31must be through the roof.
17:33Look at Sketch getting to these penalties.
17:35He's committing himself wholeheartedly, and I love it.
17:38But it goes in.
17:40And now the next YouTube All-Star stepping up,
17:42ChrisMD.
17:44Now he has missed a penalty in one of these games before.
17:46First ever game at Southampton.
17:48Denied by Hugh Whizzy.
17:50But it's a team of bankers.
17:52ChrisMD does not miss.
17:54XQC, you need to match
17:56what Sketch did against Sidemen.
17:58Time for a save.
18:00The only thing he misses is, of course, his X.
18:02Chris! There you go!
18:04Solid as a rock.
18:06He is a big gooner,
18:08and not just because she left him.
18:10Another 10k.
18:12He's doing the meditation celebration.
18:16And he was calm and composed there.
18:18Joe Weller bowling up to the spot now.
18:20Scored a penalty already in the game.
18:22Two in the match in total.
18:24Now I can tell you, Spencer,
18:26he's going to hit it to his right.
18:28Keepers left.
18:30But I'm not sure Sketch will have much to do about it.
18:32It's a long run up.
18:34Weller!
18:36Very similar to his one in the game.
18:38Just a well-hit pen.
18:40You're not going to get to those.
18:42He loves it.
18:44Loving life there, Weller.
18:46It's a big goal for the Sidemen.
18:48They needed it.
18:50Now, if the All-Stars score this,
18:52Sidemen have to score their last pen.
18:54Who's been giving it? It's Nick Armolano.
18:56He really should have scored in the game.
18:58He should.
19:00But was he saving it for this moment?
19:02XQC, over to you
19:04to make this a very interesting finale.
19:06Six goals already in the shootout.
19:0860,000 from Prime.
19:10Nick Armolano.
19:12Oh, he's just done enough.
19:14He's done enough.
19:16And now we have
19:18essentially a sudden death scenario now.
19:20Sidemen have to score.
19:22All-Stars have to miss or it's over.
19:24And who's the man
19:26to keep them in the game?
19:28JJ.
19:30It's the main man, the captain
19:32of this game.
19:34The captain of this
19:36ship. Let's face it,
19:38it's a team effort of the Sidemen.
19:40But this man started it.
19:42He basically started the UK YouTube scene.
19:44And now you've got the whole world
19:46watching, my son.
19:48You've got to score
19:50or your team lose.
19:52I mean, if he doesn't score
19:54contractually, we're not allowed to speak about his misses.
19:56So...
20:00Sketch has got different ideas, though.
20:02JJ versus Sketch.
20:04JJ has to score or the Sidemen
20:06lose.
20:08Not like this.
20:10We didn't need it like this.
20:12Come on, JJ. Put it away.
20:14That'll do.
20:16Well done.
20:18He's in the thick of it.
20:20I'll tell you what, Spencer.
20:22I was convinced
20:24Chumch was going to be on this last penalty.
20:26It's speed.
20:28No.
20:30He's not sure if that's a wise decision.
20:32The finishing
20:34in that game from speed
20:36was tantamount to treason.
20:40But if he scores,
20:42he wins it.
20:44Will he be denied?
20:46XQC,
20:48this is your moment. Forget everything.
20:50I don't know how many goals you can see across
20:52the last two games. I think it's about 15-odd.
20:54But forget about that.
20:56Save this one. Speed
20:58to win it for YouTube All-Stars.
21:00They can put it either side. Stand down the
21:02middle, XQC.
21:04It'll be the biggest sue you've ever heard if this goes in.
21:06Here we go.
21:08Speed!
21:10No!
21:12It wasn't one for a beauty
21:14contest, but it gets in
21:16over the line. There's the backflip.
21:18And it's a YouTube
21:20All-Stars win on the biggest
21:22day in Sidemen history.
21:24They've spoiled the party.
21:26XQC
21:28was so close to glory there.
21:30But there's no shame in that.
21:32Look at it.
21:34There you go. Sketch
21:36lifts that trophy with
21:38pride, my son. Lift it
21:40up. They smashed it.
21:42When it mattered, he came
21:44through. Wow.
21:46Look at the scenes here.
21:50And the YouTube All-Stars are
21:52your Sidemen charity
21:54match 2025
21:56champions. And they did it
21:58on a big occasion.
22:00Wembley Stadium, packed
22:02out.