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00:00Alright guys today. I'm back on roblox rivals, and if you could tell I am platinum one
00:04But don't worry guys cuz I'm going to the craziest ground of my life to try to achieve nemesis
00:10Anyways gotta get grinding. So let's go. Oh gosh. Emma. What are you doing here?
00:13Why are you scaring me? Why'd you scream like that?
00:15Did you jump scare me just standing in front of me at it? Oh, man your sisters are here, too
00:19Ashley Ava Sage just get out. I know you're here
00:23No, they're all out shopping. They're not here today really yeah, it's just me, but uh hey do you want to play rivals?
00:28No, I don't want to play rivals now with you. I'm gonna go play solos. I'm trying to get my ring to nemesis
00:32No, I want to go to nemesis to Emma your gold and you got carried to gold by me. You're not hitting nemesis, okay?
00:37I'm hitting on a missus though whoa
00:39Sensing a lot of hostility, and I got the gold to all by myself
00:44That's literally cap with some of your help exactly now anyways if you don't mind. I'm gonna go play some ranked
00:49I'll see you later
00:51And I'm not playing with you, I'm sorry. I'm queuing up this one
00:55What or what?
00:57Stop it or I'll stomp on your ugly toes what you're not gonna stomp on my toes
01:02Yeah, I will I'll stomp on I'm in plus you you've got you need to go get your nails checked shut up
01:06It doesn't matter. What are you doing here, bro? I'm not playing ranked with you. No, please
01:10I really look I only need like ten more games
01:14And then I'm gonna see what another rank up could look like look at it. Thank you. Think about it, okay?
01:20If I go to platinum, I'll be unstoppable and then I'll be onyx and then I'll be hey
01:26Hey, get back here. I'm not playing with you
01:29Why cuz I already told you you're bad. I'm not bad, and if you don't
01:36I'm gonna tell my mommy my dad
01:38You go tell your mommy. I'm kind of threat is that you're saying that as if your mom
01:42And I just gonna show up in this rivals game. I don't care go tell them all you won't go cry now leave me alone
01:47gosh
01:51Oh my gosh, I was so embarrassing
01:53Anyways, like I was saying I got to get my platinum all the way to nemesis
01:57And I feel like the best way to do that is one of the ones unless I played like a pro player or something like
02:01that
02:05Who um Emma who are these people these are my parents and my stupid sister, I don't know what she's doing sister
02:13Right all right, I'm coming and here's my sister Eliza who is this the is this the um
02:20Emma family yep, this is my dad and what's pop up?
02:24This is my mom Emma's mama and my sister Eliza. Oh, so your family place
02:35I am NOT meeting your psychotic family first of all you don't even know if they're psychotic like me and second of all yes
02:43Okay, let me talk to your dad hello
02:45Emma's Papa, what's up?
02:47Hey nice to meet you nice to meet you too. You look you seem pretty normal. Okay. Hello Emma's mama
02:52How are you nice to meet you techie nice nice to meet you too, and Eliza you you look cuter than Emma
02:58So that's kind of cool
03:03Honestly Emma your family doesn't even seem that half bad honestly see they all seem better than you
03:08First of all that's really rude techie, okay, and and yeah, we're all normal. No. They're normal, and you're weird
03:14What happened Emma guys cuz she's really crazy and cuckoo all the time
03:20It seems like she fell on her head when she was a baby or something
03:22Hey, I did not and first of all you shouldn't even be talking about heads big boy. Hey shut up now anyways
03:28I like your hair more too Eliza. It doesn't look as pee hair as Emma's
03:31Really I just got it done. I'm so glad you noticed. You just got it done, and you have roots already
03:37What's wrong with you the roots are what I got done, okay?
03:41Anyways, it was great being all of you see you guys later. I'm gonna go play solos now. Hey no
03:45We're gonna play all together. I'm not playing with your psycho family, but I promised them we'd play okay well guys
03:51I'm sorry Emma promised you that we're playing, but we're not playing now. See you guys later
03:55Gosh, I'm just literally a psychopath. I think I'm gonna play with her family all right guys pull him out
04:02Oh
04:04My god, what are you guys doing?
04:06Oh, yeah, you think I just brought them here for funsies if you don't play with us. We're gonna kill you yeah
04:11And I'm not playing around. I will kill you all right. Okay. All right. I got it back up ugly
04:17Anyways um who wants to start the squad one of you guys want to start it
04:20Let's see if they're even you know how to play Eliza start the squad
04:24All right, all right, I'm gonna invite techie first, huh, Eliza. Can you stop it right now? Are you wearing my dress? Oh?
04:32Emma I think you mean our dress
04:35I'm going to set you on fire when we get home
04:38Hey listen not to start any beef or anything, but I've seen him
04:40I know I've seen you wear that dress before it looks a lot better on her than it looks on you
04:43You're a liar. That is one of my favorite dresses techie. Yeah, well it makes you look fat now anyways Eliza
04:49Start the game. Why would you say it makes me look fat when you eat 12 cheeseburgers a day?
04:54Yeah, well guess what you actually look like you eat 12 cheeseburgers a day
04:59At least my head's not the size of a boulder gosh. Well at least my mom's not ugly like your mom
05:07Well
05:08Dare you that's too far techie that crossed the line. Oh, yeah, what are you gonna? Do about it ugly?
05:14I think I'm gonna kill you now before you even play the game. You're not gonna kill nothing. You're just as ugly as your wife
05:26Oh, I didn't mean it like that hey, hey, I'm sorry you're making me feel bad about it now. What's going on here?
05:31I'm I apologize. No. It's already too late. Emma. Why is your family so sad?
05:37Understand usually they're a lot meaner than this all right finally guys
05:40We got our first game, and we are versing four mobile players and one controller player Emma
05:51What what's wrong with you Emma why you put me on back rooms a terrible map because you hate this map
05:56And you don't deserve to have something nice. That doesn't even mean I didn't even do nothing
06:00You just brought your family here uninvited. I didn't ask any of them to show up. You called everyone ugly. That's horrible
06:06Yeah, well, I'm calling you ugly again. What's it? What's your name Emma's mom? I'm not calling you
06:10I'm his mom. I need a real name. My name is Gertrude your name is Gertrude
06:13What kind of name is Gertrude? It's a good name hold up if your mom's name is Gertrude
06:18I don't even want to know what your dad's name is that way actually yes. I do Emma's dad. What's your name?
06:22My name is Gertrude Gertrude and boot you knows the other one's name. I don't even remember
06:26Gertrude Gertrude and Gertrude did this is weird, and how did you get Emma?
06:31I feel like your real name should be M. Trude or something like that
06:33No, my mom saw it in a magazine said she liked it. Oh gosh. All right well
06:36You know what guys we are kind of going crazy
06:38There's only one more guy left alive, but I honestly cannot find him anywhere. Yeah, you're at the bottom of the leaderboard
06:43Yeah, why does your mom even know about a leaderboard does she play this game?
06:49But you're level one so it doesn't really make any sense I'm his mom
06:52Oh, she's my account bit to level up what and your level your level fight you guys barely play this game you guys have
06:57all default weapons
07:00Apparently
07:02333 win streak no kills or damage hey shut up why your family coming after me like this
07:10I'm not even being mean to any of them. Oh my god. I'm seeing this guy
07:15Cry hey listen Eliza. I made your dad cry cuz your dad was being stupid
07:20I didn't say he was I said he was being stupid Wow
07:23Wow that's even worse actually I think you know I thought I would never say this Emma
07:27But I'd much rather be the game with Ashley Ava and Sage at your stupid dumb family Wow really yeah
07:34Really literally picks her nose Ava is a pumpkin and Ashley literally looks like a grandma
07:38I don't understand why you would say that now well guess what they're all better than your family, bro
07:42Your family's weird. Oh you have not met Sage's family
07:47Wait Sage has a family to take you of course. She has a family. What do you think this is?
07:51Well, I don't know say just so weird bro. I don't think she had a family. Yeah, she's got a family
08:00Okay listen Emma, I I got an idea like this games, but and it's already four to zero how about this
08:04We just you know part ways
08:07No way actually what yeah, no way not happening. What do you mean not happening?
08:11No, I I don't want to do what you want to do because I want to do what I want to do yeah
08:16But Emma listen right your family's absolutely insane, and I am NOT playing another game of rivals with them, bro
08:20Still they're insane at rivals look at them. No. They're just
08:24How does your ball of night kills?
08:27Just get good techie. What does get good? Hmm? You know what I'm gonna try to reach out a Riz Emma's mom
08:33Emma's mom um so are you uh are you still in a relationship with a papa over here?
08:41Trying to do hey nothing nothing I was just asking her a question. What are you gonna? Do about it little loser?
08:47I'm gonna call you ugly gonna. Go go cry well at least I wasn't on the bottom of the leaderboard most of the match yo
08:53All right
08:55That's it start this game back up. I gotta prove a point
08:57You know I really was gonna make it that last game and stop playing with you guys
09:00But I got a problem with your dad Emma well
09:02I think the problem is you took it you were you were you were hitting on my mom what no I wasn't you were
09:07Missing her up. I did not riser up. I was about to riser up
09:12Wait Eliza, what if I raise you up though after you tried to hit on my mom. What are you? Oh gosh?
09:17Yeah, why would you think that's a good idea honestly? I just want to get out of this game, bro
09:21You guys are all just weird. Okay. Well. I'll let you do big crossroads this time techie, so don't fail us
09:26I'm not gonna fail you guys, but I'm gonna prove a point and destroy everyone in the other team
09:29Even though we're versing against four more mobile players. It's not gonna be good
09:33Yeah, maybe you'll be better than my mom this time shut up, bro
09:36Your mom is actually good surprisingly, which I didn't expect
09:38Bro your mom's actually good surprisingly, which I didn't expect at all yo Emma's mom. Yes
09:43How are you actually so good at this game? I have some real-life experience with you know with what?
09:49Well, let's just say I'm very I had a lot of jobs in the past with what experience
09:54Are you talking experience with guns Emma your mom is weird?
09:56How do you think taught me my love of shotguns my mama? Oh nah, okay?
10:00I don't want to get near your mom, bro. She gives me the creeps low-key and also guys. I already have four kills
10:05I'm telling you right now. I'm the best in this lobby
10:07Dad can you do something? Oh, hey, I'm trying but you guys are killing them all Emma
10:13Why do you hang out with this techie fellow again?
10:15Cuz he's cute, and he's funny, and he's really good at this game, and I love techie. I'm I literally hate you
10:22He just says that sometimes. He's crazy. I literally hate her. Okay. I'm telling you guys right now by the way
10:28I have seven kills seven. Yeah, I just keep on sniping them from across the map low-key mom
10:32Are you gonna do anything about this? I get a kill Eliza. What are you doing?
10:36Hey, honey, I got more kills than you last time. I have more damage. Oh, nah. Yeah, I'm a your old family's coming after you now
10:43I know I know they always are doing this stealing my clothes being mean to me guys. I'm sniping everyone across the map. Oh
10:51I'm going crazy with it
10:54Techie what are you doing? Oh my god? Well? That's for him. Oh, I almost got five. I'm not gonna lie. I'm insane Wow
11:00Yeah, by the way Eliza
11:02Maybe we should play together
11:04You are pretty good at this game though. You know I could carry you you can like carry me and wrinkle the way the nemesis
11:10Right. Oh, I totally can I mean look I just got three more kills in the game the round literally just started
11:22Our mom a second ago Eliza yeah, but that was like before he popped off. You know um techie
11:29You can't be serious. I'm oh your sister seems a lot cooler than you just saying oh
11:33Yeah, Eliza's really really cool. Honestly. Yeah, she seems like it anyways
11:37I'm gonna go on to get some more kills if you guys don't mind
11:39Oh, I see a guy with the katana right in the middle. Oh, I just missed my snipe on him
11:42That's not good. I think I see a guy in the very back though. Oh my god
11:45I don't even know I hit that shot on him where that where the last people I guys good. I'm good
11:48I'll get him. There's only one left cuz one of them already left the game. Oh, yeah, I see oh he just died
11:52Yeah, he's dead. Oh wow techie got 15 kills. Yeah, I did
11:57Pretty like that
12:02You know I'm sort of like all of you guys now really you guys uh I was thinking about it
12:05Why don't go play 4v4 is and I'll leave them behind. I'll carry you guys. Oh, yeah
12:08I'm a does kind of annoy me sometimes right she's so annoying
12:13Stinks up our room all the time. Yeah, she poops everywhere to tell me about I deal with it on a deal wait
12:20She misses my fault
12:22In potty training wait, I'm a poof. I did miss the toilet. I always have to clean up after a messes
12:31Toilet never in the toilet Emma's this true
12:40No Emma come on are you serious bro, I mean I was never potty trained
12:45That doesn't mean you poop everywhere by inside the toilet. Well. I don't know how to aim
12:49No Emma don't say that don't say that out loud, bro. I never wanted to race such a loser. Oh god
12:56Emma your mom is just you know going at you. I'm not gonna lie. She's not holding back anything
13:08Yo, why'd your mom call you unemployed though, that's kind of messed up
13:15Mom I told you I can't talk about it
13:19No, I'm not dad. Hey, she's always asking me for robux, too
13:25Dollars last week don't she literally stole my credit card. It's been like $300 last week. You took 50 from my purse
13:31Yeah, and she stole a thousand dollars for my savings account
13:37Cuz you keep stealing my clothes ugly it's our clothes mom said it's our clothes right mom. No I never said that oh
13:45see
13:47And you thought it was me okay guys listen
13:50Maybe we should all just focus up on this rivals game cuz there's a lot of people on me
13:53I am NOT hitting my snipe shots right now all this guys can be you're one to talk you're hitting on my mom
13:57You're hitting on my sister surprise. You haven't hit on my dad. Hey boys. I would not do that. It's okay
14:02I can be left out. Okay. Yeah. Thank you Emma's dad now anyways guys um Gertrude
14:07Let me go talk to you real quick. Where you at Gertrude Gertrude whatever name is
14:12Leave us alone am I gonna talk to your mom real quick
14:18Just leave us alone, yeah listen your mom
14:22Hey shut up Dirt Rude, it's none of your business now anyways Gertrude, so let me protect you hold up Gertrude
14:27There's a guy on you hold up. Hey. Hey Dirt Rude. We don't need your help buddy leave
14:30Can you protect my wife properly so pathetic anyways? I was gonna talk to you, but oh gosh someone else is in here
14:37I can't even talk to your mom in peace Emma everyone just keeps on interrupting us
14:40Well, you shouldn't be talking to my mom in peace. Yes. I totally should you just let her die
14:45I didn't mean to I don't know where that guy came from
14:48Gertrude where were you I was trying to go and protect you
14:51But I thought I could rely on this techie loser who you calling a loser, bro
14:55I got the most kills in this lobby, and I have zero deaths too now anyways all I was gonna
14:59Tell your mom Emma was that I was thinking she should ground you what?
15:04Yeah, you know she's stealing money from a lot of people
15:06I think Emma deserves to be grounded for a little bit stealing money missing the toilet
15:11That's at least
15:12Thank you one week without phone or roblox. Honestly hmm. It's a good idea. That's so not gonna happen
15:18I can't even explain it to you. Okay. Well. I just sniped two people in the head guys listen
15:23Let's get this games, but I'm gonna keep on sniping everybody everybody lock in real quick
15:26I'm locked in I got one all right Dirt Rude
15:29You know the last guy is um no, but I have plenty of kills, so that's all that matters, okay?
15:33Well, let's look for the last guy guys
15:35This is like trying to find Emma when she's throwing a tantrum and then hides
15:38I have a secret spot. That's really cool, and no parents allowed, and where's that spot? I'm uh your house
15:44What?
15:46Grounder Dirt Rude, please Emma you are grounded for two weeks
15:53You can't get your hair done either
15:57Emma thanks for introducing me to your parents on of these honestly this was great
16:00Shut up techie. Oh, you know what I'm gonna. Do you know what I'm gonna. Do techie
16:04What are you gonna? Do I'm gonna call your mom call my mom. Yeah
16:09You don't even know their numbers yes, I do it's five five five five five five five five five five
16:13That's literally not even a real phone number. What are you talking about yeah?
16:17But when I dial it your mom picks up how I don't know whatever she does okay?
16:21That's really weird anyways. We just won. I went ten and zero so Emma's family
16:26it was really nice meeting all of you and
16:28Gertrude I'll text you I'll see you guys later
16:33What no don't say bye to him